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Title: This is why you're fat
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on December 24, 2009, 10:02:53 PM
If you're like me, you love to eat and make up weirdo combinations of food that you know are ridden with high cholestrol but you still eat it, post up yo favourite fat foods. Pics work great, too!


I just had three scoops of ube ice cream with chunks of coconut and about two tablespoonds of plain icing.


This thread was influenced by what the I was eating last night and the website.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Captain Oblivious on December 24, 2009, 10:04:24 PM
it's not really strange, but whenever i make a toastie, after it's done, i take it out of the machine and put LOTS of butter on top. if i'm feeling extra fat, i'll put it both sides.

EDIT: there are so many things that i do that would make a normal person fat. i will contribute to this thread a lot, i think
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on December 24, 2009, 10:39:01 PM
Store-bought eggnog...  It's really crap, but yummy.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Cirque on December 25, 2009, 09:37:23 AM
I put cheese on everything.
Even soup.
When I buy a frozen pizza, I add my own cheese.
I make grilled cheese, take it out of the oven and grate on more cheese....then eat it.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Johnny on December 25, 2009, 10:57:31 AM
I put cheese on everything.
Even soup.
When I buy a frozen pizza, I add my own cheese.
I make grilled cheese, take it out of the oven and grate on more cheese....then eat it.

this is why we're friends.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on December 25, 2009, 03:10:04 PM
it's not really strange, but whenever i make a toastie, after it's done, i take it out of the machine and put LOTS of butter on top. if i'm feeling extra fat, [bi'll put it both sides[/b].

EDIT: there are so many things that i do that would make a normal person fat. i will contribute to this thread a lot, i think

 :o  Well, I shouldn't talk, I put butter then take a bite, add more. Mmm, butter!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Captain Oblivious on December 25, 2009, 04:06:27 PM
i know it's christmas and all but i ate so much and it doesn't count cos i made it for myself, so it's pure gluttony.
i had 3 lamb fillets, two massive roast potatoes, mashed potatoes, caramelised carrots, gravy and mint sauce. obviously, i put LOADS of butter on the mashed potatoes.
for dessert, i had a pudding. an entire 1lb pudding. with custard.

dear lord i am full. for an hour or so, then i'll have coffee and mince pies :)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on December 25, 2009, 05:36:28 PM
I put cheese on everything.
Even soup.
When I buy a frozen pizza, I add my own cheese.
I make grilled cheese, take it out of the oven and grate on more cheese....then eat it.
So today, between late-Christmas brunch and early Christmas dinner, I took the lovely little
baby brie out of the fridge, wrapped it in puff pastry with a generous dollop of grape jelly, and
baked it at 350-degrees for about 20 minutes...

This is yet another example of why I'm a bit over my 'ideal' weight....
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Cirque on December 25, 2009, 05:44:36 PM
I put cheese on everything.
Even soup.
When I buy a frozen pizza, I add my own cheese.
I make grilled cheese, take it out of the oven and grate on more cheese....then eat it.
So today, between late-Christmas brunch and early Christmas dinner, I took the lovely little
baby brie out of the fridge, wrapped it in puff pastry with a generous dollop of grape jelly, and
baked it at 350-degrees for about 20 minutes...

This is yet another example of why I'm a bit over my 'ideal' weight....

Oh yeah, now that Christmas has come around it's not just cheddar anymore.
It's all the other awsome cheeses, om nom nom.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Sindri on December 25, 2009, 10:03:33 PM
I have the whole putting cheese on EVERYTHING problem.
which is why i'm the ONLY 14 year old vegetarian with high cholesterol x]
I have a friend who takes out a container of cream cheese and just eats it straight from the tub/slab.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Andy Pants on December 25, 2009, 11:11:39 PM
The ultimate stoner food, melted cheese on bread.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: peppamintdynamo on December 25, 2009, 11:39:18 PM
The ultimate stoner food, melted cheese on bread.
oh man, i just read this, and made it... gah
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: buttercup. on December 26, 2009, 12:41:27 PM
nom nom waffles nom nom
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Cirque on December 26, 2009, 12:47:28 PM
The ultimate stoner food, melted cheese on bread.

Not quite. Toast with chocolate spread and sprinkles.
I call it lesbian loaf because it also goes well with the L word (ultimate stoner threesome)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: FrailAndBedazzled on December 26, 2009, 01:27:27 PM
This thread makes me sad.  It's like a laundry list of foods I love to eat and am no longer allowed to.

For the record, when I was still able to have the occasional nom-fest, it was homemade baked goods all the way.  I tend to make epic amounts of damn good pie.  It's pretty easy; it just takes patience to wait the hour or so for the pie to bake.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Cheddars Cousin on December 26, 2009, 04:48:07 PM
I put cheese on everything.
Even soup.
When I buy a frozen pizza, I add my own cheese.
I make grilled cheese, take it out of the oven and grate on more cheese....then eat it.
So today, between late-Christmas brunch and early Christmas dinner, I took the lovely little
baby brie out of the fridge, wrapped it in puff pastry with a generous dollop of grape jelly, and
baked it at 350-degrees for about 20 minutes...

This is yet another example of why I'm a bit over my 'ideal' weight....

Oh...the humanity!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on December 26, 2009, 04:59:36 PM
I put cheese on everything.
Even soup.
When I buy a frozen pizza, I add my own cheese.
I make grilled cheese, take it out of the oven and grate on more cheese....then eat it.
So today, between late-Christmas brunch and early Christmas dinner, I took the lovely little
baby brie out of the fridge, wrapped it in puff pastry with a generous dollop of grape jelly, and
baked it at 350-degrees for about 20 minutes...

This is yet another example of why I'm a bit over my 'ideal' weight....

Oh...the humanity!

Om

NOM

NOM
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on December 27, 2009, 10:23:26 PM
If there's something I always when stoned it's mayo and barbeque sauce. About four to six tablespoons of each.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: stallionbreaker on December 28, 2009, 11:45:56 AM
Christmas cookies are a weakness. Especially those no-bake cocoa and coconut ones my grandma makes. Mmmmmmmm.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Matty on December 28, 2009, 02:11:07 PM
k so this tends to gross people out so be prepared. I like to cut off a bit off a block of cheese (yellow chedder, colby or colby-jack, it sucks with white chedder) and stick it in the microwave for about 15-20 seconds....it's really good, not melted all the way, but melty, it's delightful.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on December 28, 2009, 02:35:12 PM
I don't think it's that weird - especially when you've tasted the fucker xD - but crunchy peanut butter, chocolate spread, banana and MnMs in a dirt-cheap white bread sandwich. NOM.

But the reason I'm fat is biscuits. I just can't stop myself. They're soooo goooood...... and beer, beer doesn't help matters at all. Or fake chicken, tomato and mayonnaise sandwiches. Mmfftt. And peanut butter out the jar with a spoon. Same with chocolate spread. And occasionally syrup....

Man, by rights I should be fucking obese!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: The Epigrammic Poultry on December 29, 2009, 10:39:20 AM
Grrr...

I don't eat that much crap, just sweets [mmm... fudge, chocolate, marzipan, candy necklaces, jelly babies, jelly beans, etc.], but I'm still rather fat :(
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on December 29, 2009, 10:48:45 AM
Grrr...

I don't eat that much crap, just sweets [mmm... fudge, chocolate, marzipan, candy necklaces, jelly babies, jelly beans, etc.], but I'm still rather fat :(

What the fuck? You're not fat. No one in this thread is fat. This thread is meant for people who eat shit that should make them fat, but they're not even close. So maybe you and I and everyone we know are a little bit fat, but by some Godly miracle, we're not obese........ yet.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on December 29, 2009, 12:01:04 PM
Grrr...

I don't eat that much crap, just sweets [mmm... fudge, chocolate, marzipan, candy necklaces, jelly babies, jelly beans, etc.], but I'm still rather fat :(

What the fuck? You're not fat. No one in this thread is fat. This thread is meant for people who eat shit that should make them fat, but they're not even close. So maybe you and I and everyone we know are a little bit fat, but by some Godly miracle, we're not obese........ yet.

QFT - there's a big difference between beign over-weight and being a Fat Person. Fat People are gross. We are not xD
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on December 29, 2009, 12:43:06 PM
Grrr...

I don't eat that much crap, just sweets [mmm... fudge, chocolate, marzipan, candy necklaces, jelly babies, jelly beans, etc.], but I'm still rather fat :(

What the fuck? You're not fat. No one in this thread is fat. This thread is meant for people who eat shit that should make them fat, but they're not even close. So maybe you and I and everyone we know are a little bit fat, but by some Godly miracle, we're not obese........ yet.

QFT - there's a big difference between beign over-weight and being a Fat Person. Fat People are gross. We are not xD

QUOTAGE!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Savannah on December 29, 2009, 12:57:49 PM
in last four months i have lost over 37 pounds. not eating after 7 pm really works. i haven't done anything else,except of eating a bowl of k-flakes(some kinda muesli made of whole-wheat) at each breakfast and giving up junk food. and now whenever i see some snacks, i think how fatty they can be and feel nauseous. vegetable dishes are real friends  O0
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on December 29, 2009, 12:59:30 PM
Grrr...

I don't eat that much crap, just sweets [mmm... fudge, chocolate, marzipan, candy necklaces, jelly babies, jelly beans, etc.], but I'm still rather fat :(

What the fuck? You're not fat. No one in this thread is fat. This thread is meant for people who eat shit that should make them fat, but they're not even close. So maybe you and I and everyone we know are a little bit fat, but by some Godly miracle, we're not obese........ yet.

QFT - there's a big difference between beign over-weight and being a Fat Person. Fat People are gross. We are not xD

QUOTAGE!

Another sig bites the dust... My goal is to be quoted in over 50% of Boxer's sigs.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: stallionbreaker on December 29, 2009, 01:02:00 PM
in last four months i have lost over 37 pounds. not eating after 7 pm really works. i haven't done anything else,except of eating a bowl of k-flakes(some kinda muesli made of whole-wheat) at each breakfast and giving up junk food. and now whenever i see some snacks, i think how fatty they can be and feel nauseous. vegetable dishes are real friends  O0
Wow. I think the giving up junk food is key, and the eating of vegetables. I was just at starbucks, and they're required to post the calorie count for the foods they sell. One red velvet cupcake was almost 500 calories. This is why America is fat.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Savannah on December 29, 2009, 01:07:50 PM
in last four months i have lost over 37 pounds. not eating after 7 pm really works. i haven't done anything else,except of eating a bowl of k-flakes(some kinda muesli made of whole-wheat) at each breakfast and giving up junk food. and now whenever i see some snacks, i think how fatty they can be and feel nauseous. vegetable dishes are real friends  O0
Wow. I think the giving up junk food is key, and the eating of vegetables. I was just at starbucks, and they're required to post the calorie count for the foods they sell. One red velvet cupcake was almost 500 calories. This is why America is fat.

So is Turkey :) Thanks to Mac Donalds and Burger King,they must be making lots of money of us. I don't ever stop by them anymore. If you feel like eating cupcake for example when you pms, try to make some at home.At least you can know the ingredients and how much calories it may have.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: stallionbreaker on December 29, 2009, 01:16:59 PM
in last four months i have lost over 37 pounds. not eating after 7 pm really works. i haven't done anything else,except of eating a bowl of k-flakes(some kinda muesli made of whole-wheat) at each breakfast and giving up junk food. and now whenever i see some snacks, i think how fatty they can be and feel nauseous. vegetable dishes are real friends  O0
Wow. I think the giving up junk food is key, and the eating of vegetables. I was just at starbucks, and they're required to post the calorie count for the foods they sell. One red velvet cupcake was almost 500 calories. This is why America is fat.

Turkey neither  :) Thanks to Mac Donalds and Burger King,they must be making lots of money of us. I don't ever stop by them anymore. If you feel like eating cupcake for example when you pms, try to make some at home.At least you can know the ingredients and how much calories it may have.
My trouble is that if I make it myself I think the calories don't count ;D Cooking at home is generally sooooo much better for you that that alone would help people lose weight.

I know how to eat healthfully, but in the past year I've had a hard time following through on it. I'd like to re-focus on it. I'm not even technically overweight according to doctors, but I can feel a difference in the way my body acts when I eat crap food.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Savannah on December 29, 2009, 01:27:59 PM
All these pounds that i lost were put on last year because of taking some antidepressant pills called Lustral,they just made me sleep and sleep. Motionlessness is another thing that gets people fatter you know.And these special days' and holidays' dinners don't help too :tongue11:
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Captain Oblivious on December 29, 2009, 02:35:51 PM
honestly i don't know how i'm not fat, or even normal weight.
the other day, i had a full christmas dinner (not on christmas lol); turkey, veg, roasties, yorkshire puddings, stuffing, everything and like 10 minutes later, i was like "...could so have a sandwich right now"
also, i had a BK one day, a massive burger, chips and a drink, and like an hour later, had a panini and a pint.

wtf body.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on December 29, 2009, 03:11:15 PM
honestly i don't know how i'm not fat, or even normal weight.
the other day, i had a full christmas dinner (not on christmas lol); turkey, veg, roasties, yorkshire puddings, stuffing, everything and like 10 minutes later, i was like "...could so have a sandwich right now"
also, i had a BK one day, a massive burger, chips and a drink, and like an hour later, had a panini and a pint.

wtf body.

Lucky bitch.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: snowman on December 29, 2009, 03:23:20 PM
deep fried mars bars. yum. i got a deep fryer for xmas from a friend as a joke. lately ive been deep frying as much things as possible. get ready for this: deep fried icing topped with m&ms, white chocolate chips, caramel fudge, and sprinkles.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Morpheus Laughing on December 29, 2009, 03:33:17 PM
Some friends once had a “Deep-Fri-day” and were very ill after it. I think that people get tempted to fry just about everything when they first get a deep fat fryer. I remember seeing a tv show that had a joke where a character claimed that even deep-fried pencils were nice. 
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Ryan James on January 08, 2010, 09:14:21 PM
LOVE fat kid food, in fact - despite being 130lbs I have friends who frequently say I'm the fattest kid they know because of my heinous eating habits.

My favorite is what I used to get at my local diner. They had a jumbo chili cheese dog on the menu that I used to order with a side of their macaroni and cheese (which are both made with that sort of cheap, yet delicious, liquid cheese). I'd proceed to pour the macaroni and cheese on top of the chili cheese dog and cut the dog underneath up in a pieces bun and all and just eat the thing all mixed together. I call it my 'fat kid casserole'
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: The Epigrammic Poultry on January 08, 2010, 09:24:01 PM
honestly i don't know how i'm not fat, or even normal weight.
the other day, i had a full christmas dinner (not on christmas lol); turkey, veg, roasties, yorkshire puddings, stuffing, everything and like 10 minutes later, i was like "...could so have a sandwich right now"
also, i had a BK one day, a massive burger, chips and a drink, and like an hour later, had a panini and a pint.

wtf body.

Lucky bitch.

I agree and sympathise.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Psychomeltdown on January 08, 2010, 11:11:15 PM
Cheese. You are my love and my enemy...
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Captain Oblivious on January 09, 2010, 05:03:46 AM
the other day i was waiting for food to cook so i had a chocolate and peanut butter sandwich.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: buttercup. on January 10, 2010, 12:40:55 PM
I don't know if I want to lose weight.
Eating food is fun!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Molotovna on January 10, 2010, 05:41:15 PM
Pizza is why I'm fat.

But thankfully, that depression that the boy I'm in love with put me in allowed me to lose 30 pounds since August!


P.S. Eating food is fun, Mali! I love everything about the culinary experience.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: buttercup. on January 10, 2010, 07:46:43 PM
Yes!

Today was the best food day.

It started with homemade bread with peanutbutter.
In the middle was Happy Hash at Happy Burger (if you're ever in Mariposa, CA you should totally eat here) and that consists of Hashbrowns  smothered with two eggs, guacamole, salsa, and sourcream. mMmmmm.
And I just ate dinner, a cup of tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwich.

I LOVE BEING FAT!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: slyvia k on January 11, 2010, 09:14:42 AM
i have mixed feelings about being fat.
i mean, i love eating, and i don't really have any problems with my current weight / the way i look.
but in italy everyone is uber-skinny (or in france, let's say...). my mind assumes that i will have higher chances of finding a girlfriend if i'm skinnier. uhm. fucked up, yeah?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: JohnnyDBBUK on January 11, 2010, 09:30:39 AM
I have always been at a 10 1/2 stone and Im somewhere between 5' 11" or 6ft in height.
No matter what I eat I stay this weight. I do the big portions too.
Mostly eat pasta, potatoes, rice, meat [bacon/chicken/sausage/minced beef], eggs, peppers/veg, fruit, cheeses, cereal, toast!
Junkfood: chocolate biscuits/cookies/cake/icecream/pringles/popcorn

I can't figure it out.
Come try the Johnny Diet :D
(hyperactivity not inculded)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Cheddars Cousin on January 11, 2010, 09:52:16 AM
Cheese. You are my love and my enemy...

I never meant to hurt you.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on January 11, 2010, 12:51:55 PM
i have mixed feelings about being fat.
i mean, i love eating, and i don't really have any problems with my current weight / the way i look.
but in italy everyone is uber-skinny (or in france, let's say...). my mind assumes that i will have higher chances of finding a girlfriend if i'm skinnier. uhm. fucked up, yeah?
IMHO, your chances of finding a girlfriend you can be happy with will be higher if
you're happy with yourself, and that doesn't include trying to force yourself to be
skinny if your body doesn't work that way.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: slyvia k on January 11, 2010, 02:11:56 PM
i have mixed feelings about being fat.
i mean, i love eating, and i don't really have any problems with my current weight / the way i look.
but in italy everyone is uber-skinny (or in france, let's say...). my mind assumes that i will have higher chances of finding a girlfriend if i'm skinnier. uhm. fucked up, yeah?
IMHO, your chances of finding a girlfriend you can be happy with will be higher if
you're happy with yourself, and that doesn't include trying to force yourself to be
skinny if your body doesn't work that way.
you're just so wise  :love5:
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on January 11, 2010, 03:36:55 PM
i have mixed feelings about being fat.
i mean, i love eating, and i don't really have any problems with my current weight / the way i look.
but in italy everyone is uber-skinny (or in france, let's say...). my mind assumes that i will have higher chances of finding a girlfriend if i'm skinnier. uhm. fucked up, yeah?
IMHO, your chances of finding a girlfriend you can be happy with will be higher if
you're happy with yourself, and that doesn't include trying to force yourself to be
skinny if your body doesn't work that way.
you're just so wise  :love5:

He's not wise, he's a fat lesbian posing as an old man so he can lure you to his les-lair and eat you up - for once in the cool fun sexy way.

Get fat with me, Sylly. It'll be great.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: overratedtoejam on January 11, 2010, 03:47:07 PM
i have mixed feelings about being fat.
i mean, i love eating, and i don't really have any problems with my current weight / the way i look.
but in italy everyone is uber-skinny (or in france, let's say...). my mind assumes that i will have higher chances of finding a girlfriend if i'm skinnier. uhm. fucked up, yeah?

i'm the same way. though, in my case i'm absolutely not happy with my current weight.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: buttercup. on January 12, 2010, 05:06:59 PM
i have mixed feelings about being fat.
i mean, i love eating, and i don't really have any problems with my current weight / the way i look.
but in italy everyone is uber-skinny (or in france, let's say...). my mind assumes that i will have higher chances of finding a girlfriend if i'm skinnier. uhm. fucked up, yeah?
IMHO, your chances of finding a girlfriend you can be happy with will be higher if
you're happy with yourself, and that doesn't include trying to force yourself to be
skinny if your body doesn't work that way.
you're just so wise  :love5:

He's not wise, he's a fat lesbian posing as an old man so he can lure you to his les-lair and eat you up - for once in the cool fun sexy way.

Get fat with me, Sylly. It'll be great.

Yay!! Chubbywubbbies!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: imaginary friend on January 12, 2010, 05:44:51 PM
fat thighs help you live longer?

http://www.canada.com/health/thighs+help+live+longer/2432908/story.html

#@!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: slyvia k on January 12, 2010, 06:31:06 PM
fat thighs help you live longer?

http://www.canada.com/health/thighs+help+live+longer/2432908/story.html

#@!
ah, i think i lied in the previous post.
i absolutely hate my thighs. i have a tiny waist and huge thighs. it's yucky.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Captain Oblivious on January 12, 2010, 09:06:45 PM
(hyperactivity not inculded)

it's probably the hyperactivity that's making you stay thin.

my fat day: i had a pack of "mini stollen" which were completely yummy, i had mince pies, some pudding, some cake and a lot of pistachios. lol.
that's not including my meals btw
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: FrailAndBedazzled on January 14, 2010, 06:17:34 PM
I've had an eggroll.
The fridge, she is empty.  The Kevin, he is hungry.  Soon, he will eat the roommate. 
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: stallionbreaker on January 14, 2010, 08:39:08 PM
Eating the roommate will make you fat.

I actually ate some vegetables for dinner tonight instead of cookies like last night.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: overratedtoejam on January 14, 2010, 08:50:19 PM
Eating the roommate will make you fat.

I actually ate some vegetables for dinner tonight instead of cookies like last night.

if only cookies were vegetables.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: stallionbreaker on January 14, 2010, 09:06:18 PM
Eating the roommate will make you fat.

I actually ate some vegetables for dinner tonight instead of cookies like last night.

if only cookies were vegetables.
If they're not meat... they must be vegetables? Perhaps there's some way we could make this work.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: jtaylor on January 14, 2010, 09:32:56 PM
A vegan cookie recipe would be a cookie made entirely of fruits and vegetables.  Vegetables are basically anything that is edible plant matter and not a fruit or seed.  Most cookies are primarily cereal grains anyway.  There are surely plenty of recipes for cookies with low fat and low sugar, if you put dried fruit into such a cookie, and used a healthier grain like whole wheat or whatever the cookie would probably be healthier for you than it is unhealthy.

This is why I'm not fat...
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: overratedtoejam on January 14, 2010, 09:36:27 PM
A vegan cookie recipe would be a cookie made entirely of fruits and vegetables.  Vegetables are basically anything that is edible plant matter and not a fruit or seed.  Most cookies are primarily cereal grains anyway.  There are surely plenty of recipes for cookies with low fat and low sugar, if you put dried fruit into such a cookie, and used a healthier grain like whole wheat or whatever the cookie would probably be healthier for you than it is unhealthy.

This is why I'm not fat...

vegan cookies < real cookies.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: peppamintdynamo on January 14, 2010, 10:27:04 PM
GOOOAAATT CHEEESSSE
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on January 15, 2010, 12:12:13 AM
A vegan cookie recipe would be a cookie made entirely of fruits and vegetables.  Vegetables are basically anything that is edible plant matter and not a fruit or seed.  Most cookies are primarily cereal grains anyway.  There are surely plenty of recipes for cookies with low fat and low sugar, if you put dried fruit into such a cookie, and used a healthier grain like whole wheat or whatever the cookie would probably be healthier for you than it is unhealthy.

This is why I'm not fat...

vegan cookies < real cookies.
99% of the time all you have to do is switch the butter out for margarine/shortening....
(oh, and sometimes use egg-substitute, but again that's no big deal...)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Andy Pants on January 15, 2010, 02:11:40 AM
i have mixed feelings about being fat.
i mean, i love eating, and i don't really have any problems with my current weight / the way i look.
but in italy everyone is uber-skinny (or in france, let's say...). my mind assumes that i will have higher chances of finding a girlfriend if i'm skinnier. uhm. fucked up, yeah?
IMHO, your chances of finding a girlfriend you can be happy with will be higher if
you're happy with yourself, and that doesn't include trying to force yourself to be
skinny if your body doesn't work that way.

Actually I was thinking about getting fat. I love food and the only women I seem to attract are shallow and vindictive, so why not? Things can only improve right?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: stallionbreaker on January 15, 2010, 08:35:22 AM
A vegan cookie recipe would be a cookie made entirely of fruits and vegetables.  Vegetables are basically anything that is edible plant matter and not a fruit or seed.  Most cookies are primarily cereal grains anyway.  There are surely plenty of recipes for cookies with low fat and low sugar, if you put dried fruit into such a cookie, and used a healthier grain like whole wheat or whatever the cookie would probably be healthier for you than it is unhealthy.

This is why I'm not fat...

vegan cookies < real cookies.
Not true. I've made some really delicious vegan cookies (and I'm not vegan, so I'm not biased). The ladies who put together the Veganomicon cookbook have excellent baking recipes. They also wrote Vegan Cupcakes Take Over The World.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Rob on January 15, 2010, 09:46:54 AM
The best real cookie will always beat the best vegan cookie...always.


Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: stallionbreaker on January 15, 2010, 09:53:00 AM
Why are you so sure?

The non-vegan ingredients in cookies are eggs and butter. Earth Balance is excellent at acting like butter, and I don't know how they do it, but Isa Chandra Moskowitz and Terry Hope Romero make baked goods without eggs that don't taste/feel (because the eggs make the texture?) like they don't have eggs.

I challenge you to a cookie-duel.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: buttercup. on January 15, 2010, 12:25:17 PM
My vegan cookies have actually been complimented with the "just like real cookies" title.

I use soy yogurt to replace eggs and earth balance to replace butter (which I can't actually eat because I'm allergic to flax oil, but I'm sure there is a butter replacement without it somewhere). I have also used peanutbutter instead of butter.
Spice cookies are pretty wicked, and need no eggs.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: overratedtoejam on January 15, 2010, 01:18:47 PM
i'd rather have the real butter and eggs. yes, some vegan cookies are good, but don't stack up to the real thing (in my opinion).
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Captain Oblivious on January 15, 2010, 08:04:09 PM
my mum threw me an early 21st party last night. her friend took over some snacks, i stood eating those for like an hour. then there was curry, after that there was chocolate cake, which was SO GOOD and there were loads of other cakes too. so many cakes. lol

this morning for breakfast, i had apple tart. :love5:
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: imaginary friend on January 15, 2010, 09:37:55 PM
The best real cookie will always beat the best vegan cookie...always.




I used to think so, too - but there's a place called Avalon Bakery in Detroit that proved me wrong.  :)

#@!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Rob on January 16, 2010, 01:09:19 AM
Why are you so sure?

The non-vegan ingredients in cookies are eggs and butter. Earth Balance is excellent at acting like butter, and I don't know how they do it, but Isa Chandra Moskowitz and Terry Hope Romero make baked goods without eggs that don't taste/feel (because the eggs make the texture?) like they don't have eggs.

I challenge you to a cookie-duel.

Meet me behind the kitchen at 3:00!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: stallionbreaker on January 16, 2010, 12:26:13 PM
Why are you so sure?

The non-vegan ingredients in cookies are eggs and butter. Earth Balance is excellent at acting like butter, and I don't know how they do it, but Isa Chandra Moskowitz and Terry Hope Romero make baked goods without eggs that don't taste/feel (because the eggs make the texture?) like they don't have eggs.

I challenge you to a cookie-duel.

Meet me behind the kitchen at 3:00!
You're on!
I warn you that no one who tastes my cookies can tell they're vegan. :coolsmiley:
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: slyvia k on January 22, 2010, 04:03:03 PM
sooo, for dinner i was out with my brother and aunt,
and i ate

a mozzarella with bread
a HUUUUUUUGE oily pasta dish with lots of seafood (clams, mussels, shrimps etc) and cherry tomatoes
a huge piece of grilled swordfish

AND

TIRAMISU!!


i'm fucking stuffed. eww.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Captain Oblivious on January 22, 2010, 04:25:34 PM
i ate half a 1l tub of ice cream the other day.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on January 22, 2010, 05:42:42 PM
i ate half a 1l tub of ice cream the other day.
What kind?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Captain Oblivious on January 22, 2010, 06:02:40 PM
mint choc chip.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CaffeinatedCassadie on January 22, 2010, 07:08:37 PM
Nutella. Nuff said.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Johnny on January 22, 2010, 07:10:54 PM
barbecue..from a tub with tortilla chips.

I'll dance it off tonight.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on January 22, 2010, 09:35:26 PM
i ate half a 1l tub of ice cream the other day.
What kind?

mint choc chip.

You get a pass.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: buttercup. on January 24, 2010, 01:32:24 PM
Nutella. Nuff said.

 >:( >:( >:( >:(
I miss Nutella.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Agonistes on January 24, 2010, 01:40:49 PM
 Chocolate and Bacon Cupcakes with Peanut Butter Frosting

Chocolate cake mix
8-10 slices bacon, cooked until crisp and chopped into small pieces. (reserve some for frosting and garnish)
1. Prepare cupcake batter according to package directions and stir in the bacon. (use as much of the grease from the bacon as possible and use regular oil for the rest).
2. Spoon batter into cupcake pan, each about 3/4 full. Bake as directed on the box. Let them cool completely before frosting.
Peanut Butter Frosting
5 tablespoons soft butter
1 1/2 cups crunchy peanut butter(could be smooth pb)
1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1 1/2 cups powdered sugar
1/4 cup heavy cream (milk will do)
1/2 cup peanuts, chopped (for garnish)
1. In a medium bowl, mix together butter, peanut butter, bacon, and vanilla with an electric mixer on medium speed until combined.
2. Add powdered sugar in three parts (1/2 cup at a time) and mix on medium speed until completely incorporated, scraping the sides of the bowl to mix everything in.
3. Add cream, a little bit at a time, while mixing on medium speed until frosting is at desired thickness (not too runny but thick enough to spread).
4. Frost then sprinkle with peanuts and bacon.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: buttercup. on January 24, 2010, 02:09:47 PM
Chocolate and Bacon Cupcakes with Peanut Butter Frosting

Chocolate cake mix
8-10 slices bacon, cooked until crisp and chopped into small pieces. (reserve some for frosting and garnish)
1. Prepare cupcake batter according to package directions and stir in the bacon. (use as much of the grease from the bacon as possible and use regular oil for the rest).
2. Spoon batter into cupcake pan, each about 3/4 full. Bake as directed on the box. Let them cool completely before frosting.
Peanut Butter Frosting
5 tablespoons soft butter
1 1/2 cups crunchy peanut butter(could be smooth pb)
1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1 1/2 cups powdered sugar
1/4 cup heavy cream (milk will do)
1/2 cup peanuts, chopped (for garnish)
1. In a medium bowl, mix together butter, peanut butter, bacon, and vanilla with an electric mixer on medium speed until combined.
2. Add powdered sugar in three parts (1/2 cup at a time) and mix on medium speed until completely incorporated, scraping the sides of the bowl to mix everything in.
3. Add cream, a little bit at a time, while mixing on medium speed until frosting is at desired thickness (not too runny but thick enough to spread).
4. Frost then sprinkle with peanuts and bacon.

That is no way to eat a pig.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: FrailAndBedazzled on January 28, 2010, 07:27:35 PM
O.o scary bacon cupcakes.

as for why I'm fat: oh look boneless buffalo wings don't mind if i do nom nom nom
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on January 29, 2010, 12:56:43 PM
I can no longer eat these fatty foods, even when I'm high. Boo. However, I've been eating these for the passed week, I've already about three boxes.

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CXVDtPvOMJk/SF_kenZ1XOI/AAAAAAAACvo/cA_IZB3kLqU/s400/Misty+Mints.jpg)

No imagine them deep fried covered in caramel and sprinkles. OM NOM NOM!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on February 08, 2010, 10:04:02 PM
Yesterday I had some tea, and with that tea I had some sugar cookies. I had about five or something, and then I stuffed two crackers in my mouth. I had forgotten all about the chocolate mints on my desk. So I had some of those afterward, and two Lindt chocolates. Half an hour later I went to bed.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on February 08, 2010, 10:46:25 PM
I haz hot apple pie.....   
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: overratedtoejam on February 08, 2010, 11:17:59 PM
I haz hot apple pie.....   

(http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p142/overratedtoejam/ichap.jpg)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on February 09, 2010, 12:22:23 AM
I haz hot apple pie.....   

(http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p142/overratedtoejam/ichap.jpg)
Coincidentally, I haz three puddy-tats, one a blue who somewhat resembles the faux cat
in your image, and they each get a tiny squirt of whipped cream when we're serving it to
the two-legs, as we do on apple pie....
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on February 09, 2010, 04:56:25 AM
I really hope you just like fire it at their faces xD That would be aaaace.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on February 09, 2010, 11:50:33 AM
I really hope you just like fire it at their faces xD That would be aaaace.
No, a tablespoon or so, set in their food dishes (then rinsed thoroughly when they're
done, cuz milk product goes sour and stinks if ya leave it, don'tcha know...)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: overratedtoejam on February 09, 2010, 12:17:39 PM
I really hope you just like fire it at their faces xD That would be aaaace.
No, a tablespoon or so, set in their food dishes (then rinsed thoroughly when they're
done, cuz milk product goes sour and stinks if ya leave it, don'tcha know...)

my cat's clean themselves all the time. yet, after they go poo, they like to stick their horribly smelly butts in my face before any cleaning is done.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Captain Oblivious on February 17, 2010, 05:34:07 PM
I'm going to list what I ate today.

I had cereal for breakfast but it was at lunch time when I ate it.
Went to the interview, came back had some toast and coffee.
About two hours later, I had three sausages, two eggs, some more toast and coffee.
Three hours after that, I had about 8 of these little garlic and cheese dough ball things with pasta sauce as a snack. For starter and dessert, I had ice cream :embarassed:

This is why I'm fat

EDIT: Also, I had jaffa cakes somewhere in there.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on February 17, 2010, 05:46:19 PM
I'm going to list what I ate today.

I had cereal for breakfast but it was at lunch time when I ate it.
Went to the interview, came back had some toast and coffee.
About two hours later, I had three sausages, two eggs, some more toast and coffee.
Three hours after that, I had about 8 of these little garlic and cheese dough ball things with pasta sauce as a snack. For starter and dessert, I had ice cream :embarassed:

This is why I'm fat

EDIT: Also, I had jaffa cakes somewhere in there.

Damn girl, you eat so much for someone with such a small frame.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: spider jerusalem on February 17, 2010, 05:53:24 PM
I'm going to list what I ate today.

I had cereal for breakfast but it was at lunch time when I ate it.
Went to the interview, came back had some toast and coffee.
About two hours later, I had three sausages, two eggs, some more toast and coffee.
Three hours after that, I had about 8 of these little garlic and cheese dough ball things with pasta sauce as a snack. For starter and dessert, I had ice cream :embarassed:

This is why I'm fat

EDIT: Also, I had jaffa cakes somewhere in there.

It is been so hot here these days that Im sick only about imagining me eating that.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Captain Oblivious on February 17, 2010, 06:01:26 PM
I'm going to list what I ate today.

I had cereal for breakfast but it was at lunch time when I ate it.
Went to the interview, came back had some toast and coffee.
About two hours later, I had three sausages, two eggs, some more toast and coffee.
Three hours after that, I had about 8 of these little garlic and cheese dough ball things with pasta sauce as a snack. For starter and dessert, I had ice cream :embarassed:

This is why I'm fat

EDIT: Also, I had jaffa cakes somewhere in there.

Damn girl, you eat so much for someone with such a small frame.

I was having this discussion with someone today, and I obviously use the energy, otherwise I'd be putting on weight. But, I don't do anything so I don't know where it's going lol. Someday I'm going to wake up and not be able to get out of bed cos it'll all have caught up with me.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: spider jerusalem on February 17, 2010, 06:10:38 PM
I was having this discussion with someone today, and I obviously use the energy, otherwise I'd be putting on weight. But, I don't do anything so I don't know where it's going lol. Someday I'm going to wake up and not be able to get out of bed cos it'll all have caught up with me.

maybe you have a metabolism which can deal with it. however, you could start eating better, couldn't you?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Captain Oblivious on February 17, 2010, 06:15:56 PM
I was having this discussion with someone today, and I obviously use the energy, otherwise I'd be putting on weight. But, I don't do anything so I don't know where it's going lol. Someday I'm going to wake up and not be able to get out of bed cos it'll all have caught up with me.

maybe you have a metabolism who can deal with it. however, you could start eating better, couldn't you?

Well, I could but it's cheaper to eat crap food, and I'm not exactly rolling in money, so...
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: spider jerusalem on February 17, 2010, 06:48:42 PM
Well, I could but it's cheaper to eat crap food, and I'm not exactly rolling in money, so...

That is what I thought.  :'(
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: FrailAndBedazzled on February 17, 2010, 07:26:08 PM
WHAT I HAVE EATEN TODAY:
1/3 of an order of penne with vodka sauce for breakfast (the other two thirds were eaten for lunch and dinner yesterday, 1/3 for each)
Slice of tomato and onion pizza with a side of broccoli for lunch
Grilled cheese for supper.

This is why...I don't know what this means.  Help?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on February 17, 2010, 08:03:46 PM
I was having this discussion with someone today, and I obviously use the energy, otherwise I'd be putting on weight. But, I don't do anything so I don't know where it's going lol. Someday I'm going to wake up and not be able to get out of bed cos it'll all have caught up with me.

maybe you have a metabolism who can deal with it. however, you could start eating better, couldn't you?

Well, I could but it's cheaper to eat crap food, and I'm not exactly rolling in money, so...

This is the only time it's okay to be poor when you have an incredibly fast metabolism.

Fast Metabolism = Little Money for Food

This way you can save money for more important things. Yes?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: FrailAndBedazzled on February 17, 2010, 08:14:05 PM
^That is assuming there is extra money to save.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Captain Oblivious on February 17, 2010, 08:21:00 PM
^That is assuming there is extra money to save.

This. Pretty much everything I earn goes on rent.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on February 17, 2010, 08:25:53 PM
YEAH! Like Rent. Have you tried busking?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Captain Oblivious on February 17, 2010, 08:27:32 PM
YEAH! Like Rent. Have you tried busking?

No, but I have tried getting a second job. We'll see how that goes :)
But, I've been getting a lot of hours at the job I work atm so that'll cover the rent for this month and a little of next month's.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: FrailAndBedazzled on February 17, 2010, 08:27:49 PM
YEAH! Like Rent. Have you tried busking?
Please god tell me you are not serious (not about the busking thing; that actually works if you want to make money for a cup of coffee or something).
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on February 17, 2010, 08:33:22 PM
YEAH! Like Rent. Have you tried busking?

No, but I have tried getting a second job. We'll see how that goes :)
But, I've been getting a lot of hours at the job I work atm so that'll cover the rent for this month and a little of next month's.

*huggles*


YEAH! Like Rent. Have you tried busking?
Please god tell me you are not serious (not about the busking thing; that actually works if you want to make money for a cup of coffee or something).

You know, like on the weekend or something. It sucks though, because buskers make little money and prostitutes make more. And well, one makes better art than the other.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: FrailAndBedazzled on February 17, 2010, 08:55:44 PM
Okay so. 
A: Even on the weekend, no.  That life SUCKS.  Have you ever been in danger of losing your home, your power, your heat, all the stuff most people take for granted?  I have.  It sucks.  Sucks even worse when you DO lose it, and squatting is not as legal, as common, or as possible as RENT pretends.
B: Busking does not normally make enough money to pay for more than a cup of coffee.  This is why I mentioned it.
C: Only two characters in RENT make any attempt to make money off of busking.  Maureen only does it for show anyhow and leeches off of Joanne's funds.  The rest of the cast does nothing.  They are ostensibly creative types, but never do anything.  I hate them for this reason, and for the reason that they created an entire generation of whiny rich kids who want to slum it up and live like a poor person because it's "cool". 

I'm sorry, Sean, I don't mean to bitch at you.  This is just one of those things that pisses me off more than anything else.  I'm actually probably going to copy/paste it into shit that pisses you the fuck off.  I really don't want to make it sound like I hate you; I just don't like what you said.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Captain Oblivious on February 18, 2010, 04:19:10 AM
I'm sorry, Sean, I don't mean to bitch at you.  This is just one of those things that pisses me off more than anything else.  I'm actually probably going to copy/paste it into shit that pisses you the fuck off.  I really don't want to make it sound like I hate you; I just don't like what you said.

He's obviously never been in that situation, so how would he know.

...deep breaths.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: quantuminsanity on February 18, 2010, 05:25:36 AM
Fruit.  I like fruit. I wonder how fat I would be if I liked junk food.  Yikes.



Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: FrailAndBedazzled on February 18, 2010, 10:16:23 AM
I'm sorry, Sean, I don't mean to bitch at you.  This is just one of those things that pisses me off more than anything else.  I'm actually probably going to copy/paste it into shit that pisses you the fuck off.  I really don't want to make it sound like I hate you; I just don't like what you said.

He's obviously never been in that situation, so how would he know.

...deep breaths.
Deep breaths taken, peace found.  ON TO THINGS THAT MAKE US FAT or confused about how fat we are as the case may be.

Case in point: today, I had dry wheat toast and diet coke for breakfast.  I know in the sense of calories, this is not a bad thing.  But the diet coke for breakfast...how unhealthy IS that, in actual fact?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on February 18, 2010, 10:36:53 AM
Okay so. 
A: Even on the weekend, no.  That life SUCKS.  Have you ever been in danger of losing your home, your power, your heat, all the stuff most people take for granted?  I have.  It sucks.  Sucks even worse when you DO lose it, and squatting is not as legal, as common, or as possible as RENT pretends.
B: Busking does not normally make enough money to pay for more than a cup of coffee.  This is why I mentioned it.
C: Only two characters in RENT make any attempt to make money off of busking.  Maureen only does it for show anyhow and leeches off of Joanne's funds.  The rest of the cast does nothing.  They are ostensibly creative types, but never do anything.  I hate them for this reason, and for the reason that they created an entire generation of whiny rich kids who want to slum it up and live like a poor person because it's "cool". 

I'm sorry, Sean, I don't mean to bitch at you.  This is just one of those things that pisses me off more than anything else.  I'm actually probably going to copy/paste it into shit that pisses you the fuck off.  I really don't want to make it sound like I hate you; I just don't like what you said.

Oh shit, I didn't mean to capitalize rent. I never even saw that damn movie or musical. And I was joking about the busking part, so yeah. You have all the right to bitch at me, although I really ought to have emphasized the joke. Or perhaps my sense of "humour" is a little too cruel to be considered a joke. It's all good.

Can we still be friends who enjoy getting fat?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: FrailAndBedazzled on February 18, 2010, 10:45:59 AM
^um dur.  Hence the massive apology at the end :-)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on February 18, 2010, 12:51:34 PM
I EAT BISCUITS LIKE IT'S GOING TO CURE AIDS.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on February 18, 2010, 01:28:34 PM
I EAT BISCUITS LIKE IT'S GOING TO CURE AIDS.
You just be glad those stupid HobNobs are too expensive to be a habit, or I'd
have to waddle my 400-pound self over there and have a heart attack on your
front lawn....
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on February 18, 2010, 01:30:20 PM
I don't have a front lawn, but I appreciate the sentiment. And while Hob Nobs are, as ever, the biscuit of choice, I like pretty much all of them except Rich Teas
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: FrailAndBedazzled on February 18, 2010, 01:51:15 PM
I want any food.  Anything.  Toast and diet coke seems a long way off.  MAKE ME FAT.  I think I'll have raisin bran for lunch.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: buttercup. on February 18, 2010, 04:21:33 PM
I'm actually on a kind of "diet".
But I had a boca burger and a cup of tomato soup and the best damn homemade potato salad ever.
I love this place.
And fourth cup of coffee with too much cream ftw.  :headbang:
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: plasticmoo on February 18, 2010, 06:33:23 PM
I had yummy feta cheese pasty today

Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Cheddars Cousin on February 18, 2010, 07:09:58 PM
I'll be your pasties...
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: stallionbreaker on February 18, 2010, 09:48:52 PM
CAAAAAANNNNNNDDYYYYYYYYYYYY.
I do not try very hard to resist the after-holiday 50% off candy at the stores. Then I eat it all. For breakfast and dinner. I usually have a sensible lunch.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: jtaylor on February 19, 2010, 12:59:21 AM
Is it better or worse to have a large mid-day meal and a small evening meal or to have mid-day and evening meals of similar size?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on February 19, 2010, 01:00:15 AM
Is it better or worse to have a large mid-day meal and a small evening meal or to have mid-day and evening meals of similar size?

As a general rule, small servings throughout the day, with none in the last few hours
before bed.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Oh Symphonia on February 19, 2010, 01:02:51 AM
Is it better or worse to have a large mid-day meal and a small evening meal or to have mid-day and evening meals of similar size?

As a general rule, small servings throughout the day, with none in the last few hours
before bed.

Although if you're like me and manage to forget to eat anything all day except a mug of coffee (which really doesn't count as eating...), eating before bed is fine. The alternative, trying to sleep with an impending growling stomach and ache, is much worse than being full...
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: jtaylor on February 19, 2010, 03:30:33 AM
I forget/miss dinner a lot, since I can only get dinner for free from 4:30 - 7:00.  I don't want to derail the thread into 'This is why I'm not fat' so carry on.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: JohnnyDBBUK on February 19, 2010, 09:52:05 AM
(http://memegenerator.net/Instances/569/Insanity-Wolf-EAT-BAKERY-SHIT-BREADROLLS.jpg)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Half Mar on February 19, 2010, 10:34:17 AM
No offence Johnny, but seeing the same picture pop up everytime, makes me think of Fergus when he was posting the same picture in every thread :P
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: JohnnyDBBUK on February 19, 2010, 10:40:33 AM
No offence Johnny, but seeing the same picture pop up everytime, makes me think of Fergus when he was posting the same picture in every thread :P

HOLY CRAP I'VE BECOME FERGUS  :'(
sorry mar I'll cease the insanity wolf meming.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Half Mar on February 19, 2010, 11:13:30 AM
No offence Johnny, but seeing the same picture pop up everytime, makes me think of Fergus when he was posting the same picture in every thread :P

HOLY CRAP I'VE BECOME FERGUS  :'(
sorry mar I'll cease the insanity wolf meming.

Haha no it's fine! But the wolf is a bit... creepy (that's probably where the Fergus connection came from :P). Next time you should post a happy wolfy! :D
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: JohnnyDBBUK on February 19, 2010, 11:50:44 AM
better?
(http://memegenerator.net/Instances/441/Advice-Dog-MAKE-TEA-NOT-WAR.jpg)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on February 19, 2010, 01:18:34 PM
better?
(http://memegenerator.net/Instances/441/Advice-Dog-MAKE-TEA-NOT-WAR.jpg)
APPROVED!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Agonistes on February 19, 2010, 01:36:00 PM
i'm 12 years old and what is this?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: overratedtoejam on February 20, 2010, 02:50:41 AM
i'm 12 years old and what is this?

it's....

YOUR MOM.


BUUUUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNNNN!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Agonistes on February 20, 2010, 05:02:17 AM
in b4 my mo--

aw, shit.  SICK BURN.





oh, and the game.  oh wait thats been said.

also, the caek is a lie.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on February 20, 2010, 02:09:40 PM
Is it better or worse to have a large mid-day meal and a small evening meal or to have mid-day and evening meals of similar size?

As a general rule, small servings throughout the day, with none in the last few hours
before bed.

Although if you're like me and manage to forget to eat anything all day except a mug of coffee (which really doesn't count as eating...), eating before bed is fine. The alternative, trying to sleep with an impending growling stomach and ache, is much worse than being full...
Almost forgot....
While knitting is not all that calorie-consuming, I am told that there is little
one can do that compares to dancing for a sustained aerobic/CV workout...
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: 24hourchemist on February 20, 2010, 02:41:39 PM
Dinner= Chilli Doritos covered in cheese.

I can practically already see the weight I've put on  ;D
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Captain Oblivious on February 20, 2010, 05:38:04 PM
Yesterday, I had a craving for ice cream and nutella, but someone stole my nutella, so I had peanut butter and ice cream instead :embarassed:
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Vinny on February 21, 2010, 07:32:30 PM
Am I the only one who eats chocolate powder when there's nothing sweet in the house? Yes? Oh...

*goes sit on the corner*
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Oh Symphonia on February 21, 2010, 09:30:09 PM
(http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/9152/33z9xs2.jpg)
The magnificent orange and orange-cranberry pound cake loaves. The only productive thing I've done today.
SO SO DELICIOUS.

This is also going under the Shit that made your day thread. Because it did.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: spider jerusalem on February 21, 2010, 09:38:31 PM
Am I the only one who eats chocolate powder when there's nothing sweet in the house? Yes? Oh...

*goes sit on the corner*

I used to eat chocolate powder with condensed milk.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Vinny on February 21, 2010, 09:52:11 PM
^ I did that as well, but I always preferred milk powder with condensed milk. Of course, as you can imagine, I got so thirsty I had to drink about five liters of water afterwards. :P
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: FrailAndBedazzled on February 22, 2010, 10:34:10 AM
blagh.  Ate pizza for dinner last night.  Am not allowed to eat pizza as it is made of salt and empty calories.  but there was no other foooood.  Will die of fatness soon.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on February 22, 2010, 11:46:36 AM
blagh.  Ate pizza for dinner last night.  Am not allowed to eat pizza as it is made of salt and empty calories.  but there was no other foooood.  Will die of fatness soon.
HERESY!  :o

BLASPHEMY!!!   :knuppel2:

Pizza is the PERFECT FOOD! 
It has vegetables (red sauce, plus veggie toppings if you swing that way...)
It has cheese (or faux cheese if there's something wrong in yo' brain...)
It can have meat on it if you want, but rarely more than is recommended...
...and it all sits on top of grains/complex carbohydrates.....

TA DA!!!  Balance and freedom-of-choice = Pefect food!   :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

(Of course, ya have to be not-like-me: Don't eat the whole damn thing by yourself...)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on February 22, 2010, 12:24:17 PM
^ I looooove pizza xD We should have a Shadowboxpizzafest. It'd be awesome. I always fully intend to eat the whole thing to myself, but then I find my little belly can't hold that much food o.O Which is weird, because it can hold a LOT.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: spider jerusalem on February 22, 2010, 12:42:57 PM
^ I looooove pizza xD We should have a Shadowboxpizzafest. It'd be awesome. I always fully intend to eat the whole thing to myself, but then I find my little belly can't hold that much food o.O Which is weird, because it can hold a LOT.

TOTALLY AGREE!!!

And this Shodwboxpizzafest would have special local editions, so people can taste the different recipes around the world! 
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on February 22, 2010, 12:44:14 PM
^ I looooove pizza xD We should have a Shadowboxpizzafest. It'd be awesome. I always fully intend to eat the whole thing to myself, but then I find my little belly can't hold that much food o.O Which is weird, because it can hold a LOT.

TOTALLY AGREE!!!

And this Shodwboxpizzafest would have special local editions, so people can taste the different recipes around the world! 

YES! My only request is that there are copious amounts of mushroom and pepper pizza, and pineapple and sweetcorn pizza, as they are my very very favourites.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: spider jerusalem on February 22, 2010, 01:13:22 PM
YES! My only request is that there are copious amounts of mushroom and pepper pizza, and pineapple and sweetcorn pizza, as they are my very very favourites.


I can garantee a mushroom pizza, but not sure if with pepper.
And also a pineapple pizza, but not sure if with sweetcorn, since I don't know exactly what is that.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on February 22, 2010, 01:19:13 PM
YES! My only request is that there are copious amounts of mushroom and pepper pizza, and pineapple and sweetcorn pizza, as they are my very very favourites.


I can garantee a mushroom pizza, but not sure if with pepper.
And also a pineapple pizza, but not sure if with sweetcorn, since I don't know exactly what is that.

If there's no guarantee, I'm not coming. Sweetcorn is... corn on the cob? Maize? I think...
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: spider jerusalem on February 22, 2010, 02:26:31 PM
If there's no guarantee, I'm not coming. Sweetcorn is... corn on the cob? Maize? I think...

In face of that, I may guarantee at least one place where you can ask for extra/special ingredients, which can be applied to this case.

I know about pizzas with corn here, but not sure if that would be the same. I would have to taste such pizza to give you a position about this one.


EDIT: checking what maize/sweetcorn is I can tell you this second one is guaranteed.  O0
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on February 22, 2010, 02:29:08 PM
I think somewhere to ask for extra ingredients would see everyone happy, would it not? Perhaps our epic pizza party should just provide people with a load of plain pizzas for them to add whatever they like xD

You should try it - it's nommy xD
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: spider jerusalem on February 22, 2010, 02:30:49 PM
I think somewhere to ask for extra ingredients would see everyone happy, would it not? Perhaps our epic pizza party should just provide people with a load of plain pizzas for them to add whatever they like xD

You should try it - it's nommy xD

See my post above! Edited it.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: FrailAndBedazzled on February 22, 2010, 02:45:34 PM
Indie: If it's what I'm thinking of, in the states that's called baby corn, and I think it would be DELICIOUS on a pizza.

Cee: It's one of my trigger foods for binge eating.  This time I only had two slices, but it still makes me feel all icky.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on February 22, 2010, 02:46:35 PM
ACE.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: spider jerusalem on February 22, 2010, 03:12:03 PM
Now, I really want to eat a pizza.

And if we all lived near each other I would seriously suggest a Shadowbox Pizza Meeting
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: murmur on February 22, 2010, 03:20:53 PM
(http://sylviagarza.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/ice-cream-sandwich-cake.jpg)

Ice cream sandwich cool whip m&ms and layer


yuppp ice cream sandwich cake ugh
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: spider jerusalem on February 22, 2010, 03:22:24 PM
(http://sylviagarza.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/ice-cream-sandwich-cake.jpg)

Ice cream sandwich cool whip m&ms and layer


yuppp ice cream sandwich cake ugh

Or how to ruin M&Ms, Ice Cream and a sandwich.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on February 22, 2010, 05:36:19 PM
Cute but deadly.

(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxqd7hcCS91qzvnxpo1_500.jpg)
It's bacon and cheese woven to create a shell, and that's hotdogs cut up to resemble turtle flesh.

Mmmm a deep friend poutine.

(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx6ddlqo9Z1qzvnxpo1_500.jpg)
This is very self-explanatory.

I would devour this motherfucker.

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvuewdKBeo1qzvnxpo1_500.jpg)
And that is condensed milk being poured onto that.... it's basically cow milk in which the water has been removed and sugar is added. It's super duper thick, too. AND GOOOOOOOOD.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: FrailAndBedazzled on February 22, 2010, 06:14:03 PM
Is it odd that my only exposure to condensed milk is as one of the primary ingredients in fudge and in pumpkin/squash/sweet potato pie?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: jtaylor on February 22, 2010, 06:41:23 PM
One of the famous deep dish pizza places here in Chicago sells pizzas frozen by mail.  A frozen pizza wouldn't be as good as the fresh thing but it would probably still be really good.  There is a lot of really good pizza here but the good pizza is a bit expensive and whenever there is free pizza at some event it is usually terrible.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on February 22, 2010, 09:27:23 PM
Is it odd that my only exposure to condensed milk is as one of the primary ingredients in fudge and in pumpkin/squash/sweet potato pie?

Tsk tsk tsk. If you love sugar, like me, you might wanna invest in a can or two. And save them one tablespoon at a time.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: spider jerusalem on February 22, 2010, 10:24:21 PM

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvuewdKBeo1qzvnxpo1_500.jpg)
And that is condensed milk being poured onto that.... it's basically cow milk in which the water has been removed and sugar is added. It's super duper thick, too. AND GOOOOOOOOD.

Is it odd that my only exposure to condensed milk is as one of the primary ingredients in fudge and in pumpkin/squash/sweet potato pie?

condensed milk is so common here that I find odd that someone needs to explain what is that. And it has exactly the same name here: leite condensado. (i think you can guess which one means "condensed" =P )
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Oh Symphonia on February 23, 2010, 12:16:56 AM
(http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/9703/photo88.jpg)
It's necessary for LIFE!

Sean, those turtles look like heaven.

I just made these, black-bottom cupcakes. The cheesecake filling is supposed to be more inside the cupcakes, but whatever. They're still delicious, and I have an excuse to make them again! :P
(http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/5464/img1198i.jpg)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on February 23, 2010, 12:57:37 AM
I just made these, black-bottom cupcakes. The cheesecake filling is supposed to be more inside the cupcakes, but whatever. They're still delicious, and I have an excuse to make them again! :P
(http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/5464/img1198i.jpg)
Oh if only we had a recipes thread............. 
We could call it "Good Foodies" or some such...
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: caddy on February 23, 2010, 01:15:01 AM
I EAT BISCUITS LIKE IT'S GOING TO CURE AIDS.


I have a strong desire to quote this.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on February 23, 2010, 07:21:46 AM
Is it odd that my only exposure to condensed milk is as one of the primary ingredients in fudge and in pumpkin/squash/sweet potato pie?

Tsk tsk tsk. If you love sugar, like me, you might wanna invest in a can or two. And save them one tablespoon at a time.

You can buy it in a squeezy bottle in my local supermarket. Oh yes. Just perfect for dribbling into your mouth while you pass it around friends like drunks passing a bottle of whisky.

And Caddy.... give in to temptation!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mr. Leave Me Alone on February 23, 2010, 10:21:39 AM
I don't need a thread to tell me why I am fat. I am fat because: bacon.  :'( :'(

My aunt told me how to make these amazingly delicious slices of awesome by crushing up biscuits, adding condensed milk and putting it in the fridge. I think there was something else involving chocolate but I can't remember.
BUT THAT STUFF IS AMAZING.

Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: caddy on February 23, 2010, 11:42:47 AM
And Caddy.... give in to temptation!


Done and done.  I feel better.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on February 23, 2010, 12:45:04 PM
Here, have a sigconquest dance:

(http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h81/indie_ninja/th_006-3.jpg) (http://s62.photobucket.com/albums/h81/indie_ninja/?action=view&current=006-3.flv)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: caddy on February 23, 2010, 05:04:30 PM
Here, have a sigconquest dance:

(http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h81/indie_ninja/th_006-3.jpg) (http://s62.photobucket.com/albums/h81/indie_ninja/?action=view&current=006-3.flv)


You've gotten very professional!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: FrailAndBedazzled on February 23, 2010, 05:31:15 PM
Is it odd that my only exposure to condensed milk is as one of the primary ingredients in fudge and in pumpkin/squash/sweet potato pie?

Tsk tsk tsk. If you love sugar, like me, you might wanna invest in a can or two. And save them one tablespoon at a time.
Oh, I know what it is, where to get it, and what it tastes like.  I just have never heard of it being used outside of recipes, like as a topping for shit or whatever. 
And I also really dislike sweet food, sadly.  I'm very good at making desserts, but I never eat them 'cause they taste all sugary :-(
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on February 23, 2010, 10:25:32 PM
Is it odd that my only exposure to condensed milk is as one of the primary ingredients in fudge and in pumpkin/squash/sweet potato pie?

Tsk tsk tsk. If you love sugar, like me, you might wanna invest in a can or two. And save them one tablespoon at a time.
Oh, I know what it is, where to get it, and what it tastes like.  I just have never heard of it being used outside of recipes, like as a topping for shit or whatever. 
And I also really dislike sweet food, sadly.  I'm very good at making desserts, but I never eat them 'cause they taste all sugary :-(

WOW. Can you be my boyfriend? We'll make food for each other. I cook weird ass food that actually good, and you can bake me stellar shit!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: The King of Carrot Flowers on March 03, 2010, 01:43:54 AM
I just have weird food cravings in general. I had a sandwich with grilled tofu (can't eat meat until April 3rd), mayo, ketchup and lettuce. It was good. Whenever I go to the local Co-op I always get something odd. On Friday I got an Izze, a carton of orange juice and a container of tapioca pudding. I didn't finish the tapioca and the orange juice because I lost my appetite after I got turned down by Tom... BUT they were delicious!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on March 03, 2010, 03:07:17 PM
I had a massive craving for mayonnaise yesterday, no idea why. I fucking love it though. Mmmmffft.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: The Epigrammic Poultry on March 03, 2010, 03:40:19 PM
I had a massive craving for mayonnaise yesterday, no idea why. I fucking love it though. Mmmmffft.

Do you ever get that, when you REALLY want butter or chocolate spread or something, but you have NOTHING to put it on?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on March 03, 2010, 05:14:10 PM
I had a massive craving for mayonnaise yesterday, no idea why. I fucking love it though. Mmmmffft.

Do you ever get that, when you REALLY want butter or chocolate spread or something, but you have NOTHING to put it on?

YES. I generally just eat peanut butter or chocolate spread or whatever with a spoon, but I just couldn't bring myself to do that with mayo, so I reheated some roast veg from the night before and dolloped it all over xD
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: The Angel Raliel on March 04, 2010, 03:03:22 AM
I don't need a thread to tell me why I am fat. I am fat because: bacon.  :'( :'(

My aunt told me how to make these amazingly delicious slices of awesome by crushing up biscuits, adding condensed milk and putting it in the fridge. I think there was something else involving chocolate but I can't remember.
BUT THAT STUFF IS AMAZING.


you are not fat.....in any stretch of the imagination...but yes condensed milk is awesome.... there is this caramel type stuff you can make by simply cooking a tin of condensed milk
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Agonistes on March 04, 2010, 03:53:10 AM
i have many chins.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on March 04, 2010, 01:13:41 PM
i have many chins.

And they're all fuckin' hawt xD
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Vinny on March 04, 2010, 03:42:44 PM
(http://cityperson.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/what-are-french-fries.jpg)

That's why.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mette on March 15, 2010, 04:39:16 AM
I blame this thing, not for why I'm fat, but for why my "I'm going to lose weight" plan never works:

(http://aussiecatalog.com/store/image/330m9/Aussie_Biscuits_Crush_Mint_Crisp_Tim_Tam.jpg)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: tanqgirl on March 15, 2010, 05:28:57 AM
i miss baking  :'( i used to do it all the time cause i a) love doing it and b) randomly happen to be ridiculously awesome at it but i havent gotten to do it since we've moved to LA cause we have no money...i even got a new special cookie gun for xmas
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: caddy on March 15, 2010, 01:42:45 PM
(http://bobandmichele.net/Final%20Project/mac.jpg)


I love mac and cheese so badly, but cheese is keeping me fat.  I know this because I should have lost some weight after running three times a week, but I always go back home to cheese.  Oh cheese.  Oh cheese.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: my beautiful idiot on March 15, 2010, 01:57:47 PM
I saw mac and cheese in the store yesterday, and I so desperately wanted it, but I settled for soup instead.

Needless to say, cheese is my weakness too.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: FrailAndBedazzled on March 15, 2010, 02:54:48 PM
Had not eaten since Saturday evening until this afternoon.  When I had mac and cheese.
Now my tummy's all stuffed :-/
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Molotovna on March 15, 2010, 05:27:23 PM
NUTELLLLLLLLAAAAAA!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: FrailAndBedazzled on March 16, 2010, 08:33:14 PM
Chicken Caesar salad bar at dinner.  Hlughblughsogoooooood.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: absynth aura on March 17, 2010, 12:38:32 AM
Pieeeeessss.
hot, flaky mince and cheese or steak and cheese pies.
They're so good they make my mouth water. And they're just divine on a cold day like today.
(http://lh4.ggpht.com/_aq_y52hvmoo/SgUXl12LNkI/AAAAAAAADek/hQo94Vq3Afc/s800/mrs%20mac%20pie.jpg)

Mrs Mac's are the best  :snorting:
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: tanqgirl on March 17, 2010, 03:34:39 AM
if i had my way i'd eat taco bell EVERY DAY!! and have toast and french fries with every meal...and ice cream
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: my beautiful idiot on March 17, 2010, 03:48:20 AM
I had french fries this evening. Cheesy ones covered in monterey jack and bacon bits.

And they were OM NOM NOM NOM.

Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on March 17, 2010, 09:37:33 PM
The weather is warm and loverly.... there is no need for me to get fat. Even when I'm high. But lately I've been eating tons of energy bars, those things are fucking filled with SO much shit that turns into fat if you don't excercise it off. Oh well.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: FrailAndBedazzled on March 19, 2010, 01:18:19 AM
Dinner this evening: French fries+gravy and a chocolate milkshake.
*hums Oh Canada while planning a trip to the gym tomorrow*
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Oh Symphonia on March 19, 2010, 01:23:16 AM
So... Tuesday night I baked a loaf of bread that finished at 11:30pm ish. I then baked a batch of lime meltaway cookies (green for st pat's) that finished at 2:00am. I slept, woke up, and baked a batch of Irish soda bread muffins that finished at 11:00am.
Most of my friends haven't been hungry for bread, so I've just been carbing it up on my own.
And, tonight, I just finished baking a grapefruit yogurt loaf cake thing that's very pound-cakey.
Tomorrow I'm going to bake chocolate cupcakes.

I bake when I'm bored, when I'm happy, when I'm procrastinating, and just about any other free time I have.
I, and all the people who are around me often enough for me to stuff their faces with food, am gaining weight.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: tanqgirl on March 19, 2010, 01:49:49 AM
So... Tuesday night I baked a loaf of bread that finished at 11:30pm ish. I then baked a batch of lime meltaway cookies (green for st pat's) that finished at 2:00am. I slept, woke up, and baked a batch of Irish soda bread muffins that finished at 11:00am.
Most of my friends haven't been hungry for bread, so I've just been carbing it up on my own.
And, tonight, I just finished baking a grapefruit yogurt loaf cake thing that's very pound-cakey.
Tomorrow I'm going to bake chocolate cupcakes.

I bake when I'm bored, when I'm happy, when I'm procrastinating, and just about any other free time I have.
I, and all the people who are around me often enough for me to stuff their faces with food, am gaining weight.

i do the same thing!! i LOVE baking...but im usually the only person that never gets any because everyone else always eats it cause apparently i'm pretty damn good at it
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: imaginary friend on March 19, 2010, 10:23:34 AM
did you know there's a world cheese championship?

well, there is...and it concluded yesterday.

list of winners here:   http://www.postchronicle.com/news/strange/article_212290788.shtml

#@!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on March 19, 2010, 11:22:58 AM
Omfg I was watching a programme last night about French chefs making inCREDible pastry things and like sugar sculptures and shit. Pastry is my downfall. Nom nom nom. Fancy cakes..... *dribble*
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: absynth aura on March 19, 2010, 05:33:07 PM
did you know there's a world cheese championship?

well, there is...and it concluded yesterday.

list of winners here:   http://www.postchronicle.com/news/strange/article_212290788.shtml

#@!

Yay!!!! New Zealand won the award for two cheeses :D
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: absynth aura on March 19, 2010, 05:36:14 PM
My dad made breakfast today.
Bacon, eggs and hash browns.....so bad for me, but so fucking goooooooooooood
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: slyvia k on March 19, 2010, 05:48:05 PM
did you know there's a world cheese championship?

well, there is...and it concluded yesterday.

list of winners here:   http://www.postchronicle.com/news/strange/article_212290788.shtml

#@!
there are no italian cheeses  :uglystupid2:
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: cynthiaskeezy on March 20, 2010, 07:27:05 PM
My little sister complains about being fat but all she eats is candy, chips, and soda ;D
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Half Mar on March 20, 2010, 07:27:53 PM
My little sister complains about being fat but all she eats is candy, chips, and soda ;D

That can make you fat...
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on March 21, 2010, 09:03:18 AM
Chocolate spread on toast. So melty.... so goooood....
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: cynthiaskeezy on March 21, 2010, 07:59:47 PM
My little sister complains about being fat but all she eats is candy, chips, and soda ;D

That can make you fat...
She's a fat ass -_-
She's currently eating.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Oh Symphonia on March 22, 2010, 12:40:19 AM
I made lemon curd tonight! In the microwave! Only I used too much butter, so it could either be a bit nasty or delish...
We'll find out in the morning!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: FrailAndBedazzled on March 23, 2010, 04:50:14 PM
Need to eat soon.  Am thinking grilled chicken.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: cynthiaskeezy on March 23, 2010, 11:11:21 PM
I just had a milkshake. lol
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: tanqgirl on March 24, 2010, 12:53:14 AM
ice cream, cookies, and peanut butter m&ms all within the last 2 hours
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: stallionbreaker on March 24, 2010, 09:49:23 AM
Need to eat soon.  Am thinking grilled chicken.
That will not make you fat.

I also need to eat soon.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: FrailAndBedazzled on March 24, 2010, 11:37:54 AM
Need to eat soon.  Am thinking grilled chicken.
That will not make you fat.

I also need to eat soon.
But it's so delicious that it SHOULD.

Currently, I REALLY want bacon.  Don't know why.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: stallionbreaker on March 24, 2010, 01:53:05 PM
Need to eat soon.  Am thinking grilled chicken.
That will not make you fat.

I also need to eat soon.
But it's so delicious that it SHOULD.

Currently, I REALLY want bacon.  Don't know why.
Bacon is a gift from the gods. That's reason enough for me!

I had some ramen with peas. If I ate enough of it it would totally make me fat - simple carbs ahoy!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: cynthiaskeezy on March 25, 2010, 09:10:44 PM
Need to eat soon.  Am thinking grilled chicken.
That will not make you fat.

I also need to eat soon.
But it's so delicious that it SHOULD.

Currently, I REALLY want bacon.  Don't know why.
Bacon is so fucking good. I was a vegetarian for 4 years and I really missed the bacon.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: absynth aura on March 26, 2010, 04:52:26 AM
Subway cookies D:
I was doing so well...then I worked today, and the cookies were cooked soooooooooo well I couldn't resist...
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on March 26, 2010, 05:43:36 AM
Cos I just ate Wheetabix, whole milk, banana aaaaand golden syruppppp. Fit as. I'm-a go have a heart-attack now xD

Thing is, Friday is Chip Day at college, and I just know I'm gonna be chomping down pizza and chips and a chocolate milkshake in like two hours o.O
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: cynthiaskeezy on March 29, 2010, 02:36:23 AM
might want some food right now. not sure. cigarettes sound better. lol.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mette on March 29, 2010, 03:06:13 AM
Woolworths Homebrand Sour Worms.
I BLAME THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: absynth aura on March 29, 2010, 03:08:26 AM
Woolworths Homebrand Sour Worms.
I BLAME THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my gosh. I fully am in agreement with you. They are so amazingly good, yet so bad at the same time.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: my beautiful idiot on March 30, 2010, 12:04:16 AM
I got some sour gummy worms over the weekend. I couldn't help myself, those things are delicious.

And then my parents bought a boat load of cheese, including maple cheddar and it's so amazing. It's just the right amount of maple syrup...and I swear, I could eat it every day.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mr. Leave Me Alone on March 30, 2010, 09:18:36 AM
I have been baking lots. Pizza swirls, cookies, brownies...I am lucky that I am not actually obese. Or dead.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: buttercup. on March 30, 2010, 12:25:32 PM
I just tried to eat two large pancakes, hashbrowns, and two eggs.
I am so full it hurts.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on March 30, 2010, 11:46:43 PM
might want some food right now. not sure. cigarettes sound better. lol.

I was trying to get into cigarettes again but I couldn't. I just.... couldn't. Oh well, more food for my belly.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: FrailAndBedazzled on March 31, 2010, 03:21:15 AM
My eating habits have been so bizarre past couple days.  Barely ate all of Monday because I cannot fucking STAND hospital food.  Got my ex to smuggle me real-person coffee, had a very VERY long argument with him because, six months later, he STILL is trying to switch me to decaf and does not believe that I can smell or taste the difference (I can), sent him back for more coffee.  That and gatorade=basically my entire food intake for that day.  We got pizza for breakfast this morning then, and now my stomach does not know what to do, going from empty to full like that, so it is refusing more food.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on March 31, 2010, 12:02:32 PM
My eating habits have been so bizarre past couple days.  Barely ate all of Monday because I cannot fucking STAND hospital food.  Got my ex to smuggle me real-person coffee, had a very VERY long argument with him because, six months later, he STILL is trying to switch me to decaf and does not believe that I can smell or taste the difference (I can), sent him back for more coffee.  That and gatorade=basically my entire food intake for that day.  We got pizza for breakfast this morning then, and now my stomach does not know what to do, going from empty to full like that, so it is refusing more food.

I LOVE hospital food.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: FrailAndBedazzled on March 31, 2010, 12:27:57 PM
That explains a lot.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on March 31, 2010, 12:30:28 PM
Hahahaha!  :tongue7:
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: FrailAndBedazzled on March 31, 2010, 12:41:53 PM
Seriously, though, is hospital food in Canada actually good?  Ours is fucking inedible.  It tastes like it's made out of cardboard, rolled in salt, and then boiled for six hours straight.  And the coffee is just ridiculous.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on March 31, 2010, 12:48:56 PM
Nah, I just love bland tasting food. Don't get me wrong, it's not like when I go to a fancy restaurant and order something that has been marinated in the fanciest spices and herbs and it tastes boring, I just prefer weird and bland tastes. I also love stale foods. Mmmm stale food. Om nom nom.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on March 31, 2010, 04:54:12 PM
Seriously, though, is hospital food in Canada actually good?  Ours is fucking inedible.  It tastes like it's made out of cardboard, rolled in salt, and then boiled for six hours straight.  And the coffee is just ridiculous.
It all depends on two things:
- the hospital (and how much they're willing to spend on patient food)
- is the patient on any sort of dietary restriction?

If you're not on a restricted diet, a lot of hospitals serve meals that, if not five-star,
are at least as good as most carryout.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: $ethie on March 31, 2010, 07:53:17 PM
Yeah, most of the hospital food around here is decent. A bunch of friends and I used to go to one of the hospitals specifically to get milkshakes at the cafeteria, because they were the best milkshakes ever. A few years ago they made it so you had to have a pass to eat there and you couldn't just pay cash. It effectively keeps you from eating there unless you're on staff, a patient, or family of a patient. It's probably because of delinquents like us that were stopping by the hospital for lunch.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on March 31, 2010, 11:41:22 PM
...the best milkshakes ever....
I dunno about "ever" but Chik Fil-A sent me a coupon for a free milkshake and it was DAMN good....

Actually, speaking of why I'm not so svelte as I should be, there's a restaurant near me which, in
addition to really good BBQ and rice pudding, makes quart+ milkshakes....
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: FrailAndBedazzled on April 01, 2010, 10:14:18 AM
^Yeah, none of the ones I've been to.  I have never been on a restrictive diet, yet the food that they give me usually either redefines bland (I hate bland food by the way; eating something with no flavor makes me feel like I'm eating compulsively) or is genuinely terrible. 
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on April 01, 2010, 01:18:39 PM
All that's left to do then is get your friends to smuggle in carryout....

Good luck.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Vinny on April 02, 2010, 08:38:30 PM
Gonna start chewing on my second Easter egg today. [sarcasm] *le sigh* Pity. [/sarcasm]
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: 24hourchemist on April 04, 2010, 11:18:45 AM
I'm going to be fat when I've eaten this...
(http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/24hourchemist/evevcake1.jpg)
My birthday cake made by my mum. Can you tell who it is?  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on April 04, 2010, 11:20:35 AM
Oh my god, that's so sweet of her!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: cynthiaskeezy on April 05, 2010, 07:31:21 PM
I'm going to be fat when I've eaten this...
(http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/24hourchemist/evevcake1.jpg)
My birthday cake made by my mum. Can you tell who it is?  ;D ;D ;D

THAT IS SO FUCKING AWESOME!!

I'm eating a burrito at the computer. If that's not asking to be fat then I dk what is. lol.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: slyvia k on April 05, 2010, 07:32:48 PM
I'm going to be fat when I've eaten this...
(http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/24hourchemist/evevcake1.jpg)
My birthday cake made by my mum. Can you tell who it is?  ;D ;D ;D
OMG have you sent an email to amanda/evelynevelyn?  :love5: :love5: :love5:
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: 24hourchemist on April 06, 2010, 04:58:37 AM
haha thanks everyone!

Yeah, I emailed it to the art address on the website :D
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on May 07, 2010, 11:42:40 AM
For the passed week for lunch I've been eating a sandwhich with two tablespoons of mayo and ketchup. Yepp..... I'll take a picture of it to show you all what I'm talking about.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on May 07, 2010, 12:30:53 PM
I'm still reeling from the epic calories of yesterday's dinner - chips, mushy peas, ketchup and mayo. NOM.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on May 07, 2010, 07:19:31 PM
I'm still reeling from the epic calories of yesterday's dinner - chips, mushy peas, ketchup and mayo. NOM.

Now I want that. But replace the mushy peas with onions.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: imaginary friend on May 07, 2010, 07:39:56 PM
For the passed week for lunch I've been eating a sandwhich with two tablespoons of mayo and ketchup. Yepp..... I'll take a picture of it to show you all what I'm talking about.

please don't!  ;D

#@!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: 24hourchemist on May 08, 2010, 05:12:27 AM
Yesterday I ate nothing but chocolate and sweets all day then had chicken pad thai and chilli garlic pork. I feel sooooooooo fat now  :-\
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on May 08, 2010, 09:01:33 AM
I'm still reeling from the epic calories of yesterday's dinner - chips, mushy peas, ketchup and mayo. NOM.

Now I want that. But replace the mushy peas with onions.

Onions are groooss. And no replacement for mushy peas!! I think chippy chips have a very special place in people's hearts xD


Am craving Chinese take-away. Vegetable chow mein...... omfg.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: imaginary friend on May 08, 2010, 03:29:47 PM
onions rule...along with garlic and shallots.  8)

#@!

Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: overratedtoejam on May 08, 2010, 03:50:18 PM
last night i had dinner.

then i had another dinner... with a slice of tres leches afterwards.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: FrailAndBedazzled on May 26, 2010, 12:54:03 PM
I have no meal plan and, for food, I have three granola bars, two things of ramen, and a box of spaghetti. 

Hey, New York City!  Take your buddy here out to dinner.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Drizz on May 26, 2010, 01:27:12 PM
Onions are groooss.

Ugggh, I hate onions.  They smell like armpits. 
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Drizz on May 26, 2010, 01:30:12 PM
If you're like me, you love to eat and make up weirdo combinations of food that you know are ridden with high cholestrol but you still eat it, post up yo favourite fat foods. Pics work great, too!


I just had three scoops of ube ice cream with chunks of coconut and about two tablespoonds of plain icing.


This thread was influenced by what the I was eating last night and the website.

Oh my god, we have to get married.  I love food.  And I love people who love food as much as I do.  (I go to the gym all week long and bust ass, though, so I don't feel so guilty about how I eat.)


I discovered this delicious ass sandwich at this tiny little place called The Dancing Tomato.  The sandwich, dubbed "The Nutty Betty," is cinnamon raisin bread with cream cheese that has hazelnuts (and maybe walnuts or some other delicious nut that isn't a fucking peanut) folded in, with bacon and tomatoes on top.  I hate tomatoes, so I got it without.  I figure, hey, fuck it; I'm already screwing my heart by eating this, so why let a single healthy morsel touch this beastly sandwich of goodness?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Gardenhead on May 27, 2010, 02:51:52 AM
Today to celebrate the last test at uni before exams we went to this chocolate shop and to drink I had an iced mocha with chocolate on the sides, ice cream and white and dark chocolate flakes on top. To eat I had a croissant with a lot of melted chocolate all over it. Om nom nom. :love5:
Funny thing is I went for a walk when I got home to kinda burn a tiny bit of it off and both me and my flatmate tripped over this chain and fell flat on the ground. It must have looked so stupid if any one saw.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Annebelle. on May 27, 2010, 05:07:00 AM
i'm fat because my father makes and sells ice cream for a living. really good ice cream. sometimes, when i don't feel like ice cream, i just eat the cones without anything in it.

i also skip real dinner sometimes or just eat a really small portion, because i don't always likes what my father makes. He always makes fancy pasta and rice stuff mixed with vegetables i don't really like, or with fake vegetarian meat. And when i skip, or eat just a little bit, i'm always hungry afterwards, so i eat some junk instead.

luckily i have a good, fast metabolism. but i do think i might work out, soon by going rollerskating...
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on May 27, 2010, 12:18:37 PM
If you're like me, you love to eat and make up weirdo combinations of food that you know are ridden with high cholestrol but you still eat it, post up yo favourite fat foods. Pics work great, too!


I just had three scoops of ube ice cream with chunks of coconut and about two tablespoonds of plain icing.


This thread was influenced by what the I was eating last night and the website.

Oh my god, we have to get married.  I love food.  And I love people who love food as much as I do.  (I go to the gym all week long and bust ass, though, so I don't feel so guilty about how I eat.)


I discovered this delicious ass sandwich at this tiny little place called The Dancing Tomato.  The sandwich, dubbed "The Nutty Betty," is cinnamon raisin bread with cream cheese that has hazelnuts (and maybe walnuts or some other delicious nut that isn't a fucking peanut) folded in, with bacon and tomatoes on top.  I hate tomatoes, so I got it without.  I figure, hey, fuck it; I'm already screwing my heart by eating this, so why let a single healthy morsel touch this beastly sandwich of goodness?

That sounds orgasmic.

Have you ever watched the food porn episode of No Reservations?  Bourdain has some good taste, meaty, porky, goodness!

This example is healthy but amazing enough to get mention in this thread.....plus you see how great this episode's dialogue is.

http://www.youtube.com/v/W2jaIm2ktgk

Some proper food porn for this thread:

http://www.youtube.com/v/bigYfVHkqt8

And the perfect example POUTINE!

http://www.youtube.com/v/RT-2e3P4lPY
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Drizz on May 27, 2010, 12:29:55 PM
It WAS orgasmic!  I've only eaten it twice in the 6 months I've worked in this office, though, because I know better. 

Ohhhhhh, man.  My brother and I watched that together.  It was intense.

God damn it, fuck brigading, we all need to get together and have a food orgy.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on May 27, 2010, 12:31:55 PM
It WAS orgasmic!  I've only eaten it twice in the 6 months I've worked in this office, though, because I know better. 

Ohhhhhh, man.  My brother and I watched that together.  It was intense.

God damn it, fuck brigading, we all need to get together and have a food orgy.

I'm down, how far are you from Stanardsville VA?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on May 27, 2010, 12:57:48 PM
It WAS orgasmic!  I've only eaten it twice in the 6 months I've worked in this office, though, because I know better. 

Ohhhhhh, man.  My brother and I watched that together.  It was intense.

God damn it, fuck brigading, we all need to get together and have a food orgy.

I'm down, how far are you from Stanardsville VA?

A little farther SE of Richmond than Richmond is SE of Stanardsville.... 
Prob a shade over 4hrs drive.

...but S'ville is a really pretty part of the Commonwealth...
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Drizz on May 27, 2010, 01:22:21 PM
Is that where you live, J_Beck?  I'd be willing to make a trip for a day or two to have a fun filled weekend of food and conversing.  I bet Brittany would come up with me, and we'd totally have a blast bringing our cameras up and taking a photography excursion.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on May 27, 2010, 02:32:00 PM
Is that where you live, J_Beck?  I'd be willing to make a trip for a day or two to have a fun filled weekend of food and conversing.  I bet Brittany would come up with me, and we'd totally have a blast bringing our cameras up and taking a photography excursion.

Nope, still up around Boston but my father moved down there last summer. 

I'm actually going to be going down there next Wednesday but only staying till Saturday and in those few days eat enough rib eye steak to last me for months.  His kitchen is basically a heart attack factory, the cookies my step mother makes literally taste of butter they are so full of it.  Then the freezer full of ice cream, and closet of chocolate........so much good/bad food! 

I can probably make it down another time this summer though and stay for the weekend, as CeeGBee said the area is amazing, rolling hills and farm land, then if you drive just a few minutes away its Skyline Drive.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: imaginary friend on May 27, 2010, 03:10:53 PM
make it happen, you two.

#@!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Drizz on May 27, 2010, 03:21:27 PM
If you get back down there this summer and they're down with a cookfest, let me know.  I'm totally up for it.  I've camped at Skyline Drive, it's gorgeous.  I fed deer out of my hand up there. 

I miss havnig shadowboxers visit and stay at my apartment.  When I get a place again, I want to do that.  Even if it's a New Years party and I have people come for a weekend, I'd be excited. 
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on May 27, 2010, 06:23:50 PM
If you get back down there this summer and they're down with a cookfest, let me know.  I'm totally up for it.  I've camped at Skyline Drive, it's gorgeous.  I fed deer out of my hand up there. 

I miss havnig shadowboxers visit and stay at my apartment.  When I get a place again, I want to do that.  Even if it's a New Years party and I have people come for a weekend, I'd be excited. 

One of their neighbors raises cattle so it could be a beef-tastic event.

My dream would be.....just to grill a cow like on that episode of No Reservations

(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c170/snoopyjoeace/drooling_homer-1.gif)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Drizz on May 27, 2010, 06:24:57 PM
One of their neighbors raises cattle so it could be a beef-tastic event.


STFUUUUUUUU.  I take my meat eating very seriously.  That sounds like what heaven would be like.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: absynth aura on May 27, 2010, 06:28:57 PM
My grandparents grew us a lamb. I can't wait until it's fat enough. I love lamb, but the stuff in supermarkets is too expensive, and gross. Farm fresh is the way to go!! (http://www.replica-watches-guide.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/drool.gif)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on May 27, 2010, 08:00:45 PM
One of their neighbors raises cattle so it could be a beef-tastic event.


STFUUUUUUUU.  I take my meat eating very seriously.  That sounds like what heaven would be like.

I'm trying to tell him that, there is grass fed amazing beef next door and he buys rib eye's at Sam's Club because he wants "just rib eye".
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Drizz on May 27, 2010, 08:10:55 PM
My grandparents grew us a lamb. I can't wait until it's fat enough. I love lamb, but the stuff in supermarkets is too expensive, and gross. Farm fresh is the way to go!! (http://www.replica-watches-guide.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/drool.gif)

My mom made lamb tonight, and I didn't eat any.  I used to love it, but the last couple times I ate it, I didn't like the way it tasted.  Perhaps I outgrew my love of lamb.  My mom's half Greek and half Italian, so she used to make lamb every Easter and maybe Thanksgiving.  I'm over it.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on May 27, 2010, 09:11:52 PM
My grandparents grew us a lamb. I can't wait until it's fat enough. I love lamb, but the stuff in supermarkets is too expensive, and gross. Farm fresh is the way to go!! (http://www.replica-watches-guide.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/drool.gif)

My mom made lamb tonight, and I didn't eat any.  I used to love it, but the last couple times I ate it, I didn't like the way it tasted.  Perhaps I outgrew my love of lamb.  My mom's half Greek and half Italian, so she used to make lamb every Easter and maybe Thanksgiving.  I'm over it.

How did she prepare it?

I have a few ways of making lamb which could help bring it back.

Personally I love lamb/mutton and goat is another amazing meat (very healthy as well) just hard to get.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Drizz on May 27, 2010, 09:48:57 PM
You know, I'm not really sure, but it looked good, tonight.  I just didn't want it.  My daughter liked it until she knew what it was :P
I've never tried goat, before.  Maybe I'll take the chance if ever presented to me. 

My younger brother forced me to taste deer meat, last weekend.  I didn't like it, but I also didn't want it and he shoved that shit in my mouth.  My mom said I used to love it as a kid, but I do not recall this.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: overratedtoejam on May 27, 2010, 10:04:17 PM
You know, I'm not really sure, but it looked good, tonight.  I just didn't want it.  My daughter liked it until she knew what it was :P
I've never tried goat, before.  Maybe I'll take the chance if ever presented to me. 

My younger brother forced me to taste deer meat, last weekend.  I didn't like it, but I also didn't want it and he shoved that shit in my mouth.  My mom said I used to love it as a kid, but I do not recall this.

i'm a fan of deer jerky. i've never had deer any other way.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on May 27, 2010, 11:34:43 PM
(http://i50.tinypic.com/v6kkyb.jpg)

From the fridge so you can really see the marbling.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on May 27, 2010, 11:38:21 PM
Two words:   AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


(If you n' Drizz have a cookout, can I come too?  Seein' as I'm pretty much halfway
in between anyway, and I'm a fair cook....)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on May 28, 2010, 01:59:32 AM
Two words:   AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


(If you n' Drizz have a cookout, can I come too?  Seein' as I'm pretty much halfway
in between anyway, and I'm a fair cook....)

Hell we own 14 Acres which is all an open field, time to have a meat and music festival :headbang:
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: embitteredatheist on May 28, 2010, 05:36:02 AM
http://www.sals.co.nz/menu.php (http://www.sals.co.nz/menu.php) - a friend and I just ate half of a half-meatball, half-vegetarian with pepperoni 18" pizza from there. SO GOOD.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: absynth aura on May 28, 2010, 05:43:29 AM
http://www.sals.co.nz/menu.php (http://www.sals.co.nz/menu.php) - a friend and I just ate half of a half-meatball, half-vegetarian with pepperoni 18" pizza from there. SO GOOD.
Is that near Britomart? I ask because I'm coming up to Auckland in July for Florence + the Machine, and it's hard finding a decent place to eat in Auckland xD
Okay, well not really, what I mean is that all the good places are hard to find even if there's do many of them, like Ben & Ima I think it is, the Palestinian/Israeli husband and wife restaurant which is reallllly good, and with hot waiters. But what I guess I'm trying to ask is is it easy to find? I'm slightly confused from the map, I know the area kind of well because my Grandparents work by Shortland St, so I'm used to walking from the ferry terminal to their office. Wow, this just got ramblish all of a sudden.

The most outrageous thing that I've eaten is Ox tongue. My aunt is Portuguese, and she prepared it amazingly, so much flavour, and it basically fell apart in your mouth.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: slyvia k on May 28, 2010, 06:05:22 AM
OMG whatever happened to the website??????  :'(

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com (http://thisiswhyyourefat.com)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Gardenhead on May 28, 2010, 07:35:46 AM
Is that near Britomart? I ask because I'm coming up to Auckland in July for Florence + the Machine, and it's hard finding a decent place to eat in Auckland xD

Yum talking about Auckland city reminded me of this nice Korean pancake place OMG they are so good. I wasn't sure about it when I first heard of them but they are 100x nicer than they look and they look pretty good. You can have them filled with meat and veggies or can can be real fat and have the one made with brown sugar and cinnamon and nuts. Mmmmmm. Its on the corner of High st and Wellesley if your interested.
Photos to drool at: http://photospeaks.com/2008/07/korean-pancake-central-auckland/
 (http://photospeaks.com/2008/07/korean-pancake-central-auckland/)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Drizz on May 28, 2010, 08:16:53 AM
Two words:   AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


(If you n' Drizz have a cookout, can I come too?  Seein' as I'm pretty much halfway
in between anyway, and I'm a fair cook....)


YES!  Cee is totally an amazing cook, and his dessert treats are to die for; best cakes I've ever tasted came from Cee.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on May 28, 2010, 09:39:13 AM
Two words:   AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


(If you n' Drizz have a cookout, can I come too?  Seein' as I'm pretty much halfway
in between anyway, and I'm a fair cook....)


YES!  Cee is totally an amazing cook, and his dessert treats are to die for; best cakes I've ever tasted came from Cee.
...but ya can't bake cake on the grill....  I don't think...
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Drizz on May 28, 2010, 09:41:33 AM
I think I've had curry that you've made, and something else, but I can't remember what.

I MISS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.  I miss LM, too.  Tell her I love her when you see her next.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on May 28, 2010, 11:20:46 AM
Two words:   AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


(If you n' Drizz have a cookout, can I come too?  Seein' as I'm pretty much halfway
in between anyway, and I'm a fair cook....)


YES!  Cee is totally an amazing cook, and his dessert treats are to die for; best cakes I've ever tasted came from Cee.

...but ya can't bake cake on the grill....  I don't think...

(http://kevindevin.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/dutchoven.jpg)

Put coals under and on the lid for your campsite "oven".

Seems like this is coming together...we'll have to think of a bunch of different ways to cook the beef.  I am thinking amuse bouche of beef, appetizer of beef, salad of beef, main course of beef, and if we can pull it off dessert of beef (maybe just some sweetly marinated and grilled beef would suffice).
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Drizz on May 28, 2010, 11:27:55 AM
Beef-flavored shortbread cookies.

Hahahaha.  Gross.  buuuuuuut I'd still try it!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on May 28, 2010, 11:33:09 AM
Beef-flavored shortbread cookies.

Hahahaha.  Gross.  buuuuuuut I'd still try it!

I think we could allow bacon to join the meat fest and then we can add chocolate covered bacon, or maple bacon cookies or donuts.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Drizz on May 28, 2010, 11:54:31 AM
Oh my fuck, yesssssssss.  Wrap that beef up with some bacon, too.  Ohhhh lawdy.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on May 28, 2010, 12:39:34 PM
This is turning into a 4,000 calorie challenge  :headbang:

It will have to be after the photography because I don't see much other than laying on the couch after this protein overload.  But we do need 1 veggie so when is corn in season down in VA?  Some of that grilled covered in butter sounds appropriate.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Drizz on May 28, 2010, 01:02:05 PM
MMmmmm, yeah.  I'm not sure.  I'll look into it, though.  I bet Cee would know.  If our veggies are grown yet at our house, I'll bring some tomatoes and some eggplant and some squash and stuff, and we can put them on kabobs and grill those, too, maybe with some olive oil and perhaps some herbs. 

I feel like this is a Man v Food episode  ;D

That sounds so awesome.  I'm really excited.  I hope we do this, fo sho!  We could have an awesome day of traipsing across the beautiful landscape, taking awesome pictures (we should talk about that, too, and figure out if we just want to do landscape or orchestrate something; I love taking pictures, but I'm no photographer), and then we can eat a beastly meal and chill out and laze around.  Ohhh, we can camp outside on your gigantic lawn. . .  I AM SO STOKED ON THIS!!!!

This plan makes me feel like this:   :love5:
I love summertime fun.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on May 28, 2010, 07:40:01 PM
The field isn't maintained currently just growing hay, I'll find out when they will clear it next (it happens 3 times during the year) and around September there are a bunch of wild blackberry bushes.

Also I am marinating a nice hunk of cow right now  :icon_rr:

Soy sauce with a little horse radish (this is the easy way the best way to do it is cut the bottoms off radishes, then cut them up like a pizza but only 1/3 of the way in so the soy can get in there.....keep them in for 15 minutes, eat, then marinate meat, put to fire, enjoy  :headbang:)

Also if on the grill when you put the steak on cover the top side with Frank's red hot!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Drizz on May 28, 2010, 11:04:24 PM
Whoaaa, buddy.  You like it spicy.   :violent5:
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: such a classic girl on May 29, 2010, 12:12:21 AM
MMmmmm, yeah.  I'm not sure.  I'll look into it, though.  I bet Cee would know.  If our veggies are grown yet at our house, I'll bring some tomatoes and some eggplant and some squash and stuff, and we can put them on kabobs and grill those, too, maybe with some olive oil and perhaps some herbs. 

I feel like this is a Man v Food episode  ;D

That sounds so awesome.  I'm really excited.  I hope we do this, fo sho!  We could have an awesome day of traipsing across the beautiful landscape, taking awesome pictures (we should talk about that, too, and figure out if we just want to do landscape or orchestrate something; I love taking pictures, but I'm no photographer), and then we can eat a beastly meal and chill out and laze around.  Ohhh, we can camp outside on your gigantic lawn. . .  I AM SO STOKED ON THIS!!!!

This plan makes me feel like this:   :love5:
I love summertime fun.

i want in!! cee, pick me up on the way? am i even on the way to stanardsville? haha.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on May 29, 2010, 12:13:21 AM
Whoaaa, buddy.  You like it spicy.   :violent5:

I thought I did then went to dinner with a friend from Trinidad (and her family was originally Indian), she ate things that were pretty damn spicy as if they were nothing.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on May 29, 2010, 01:03:08 AM
Kenny Wisdom gave me a pretty good (and really simple) recipe for Yorkshire pudding.
We could easily call that a veggie.  Local corn generally comes in around mid-July into
August, and although many don't realize it, we have excellent potatoes grown here as
well...  Although they aren't actually required by law with beef, THEY SHOULD BE.

MMmmmm, yeah.  I'm not sure.  I'll look into it, though.  I bet Cee would know.  If our veggies are grown yet at our house, I'll bring some tomatoes and some eggplant and some squash and stuff, and we can put them on kabobs and grill those, too, maybe with some olive oil and perhaps some herbs. 

I feel like this is a Man v Food episode  ;D

That sounds so awesome.  I'm really excited.  I hope we do this, fo sho!  We could have an awesome day of traipsing across the beautiful landscape, taking awesome pictures (we should talk about that, too, and figure out if we just want to do landscape or orchestrate something; I love taking pictures, but I'm no photographer), and then we can eat a beastly meal and chill out and laze around.  Ohhh, we can camp outside on your gigantic lawn. . .  I AM SO STOKED ON THIS!!!!

This plan makes me feel like this:   :love5:
I love summertime fun.
i want in!! cee, pick me up on the way? am i even on the way to stanardsville? haha.
Even if you weren't, I'm sure a diversion could easily be arranged....
...but as a matter of fact, you really are pretty much on-the-way.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Vinny on May 29, 2010, 01:09:46 AM
I've been eating so unhealthy lately, it's scary.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on May 29, 2010, 03:10:56 AM
Kenny Wisdom gave me a pretty good (and really simple) recipe for Yorkshire pudding.
We could easily call that a veggie.  Local corn generally comes in around mid-July into
August, and although many don't realize it, we have excellent potatoes grown here as
well...  Although they aren't actually required by law with beef, THEY SHOULD BE.

MMmmmm, yeah.  I'm not sure.  I'll look into it, though.  I bet Cee would know.  If our veggies are grown yet at our house, I'll bring some tomatoes and some eggplant and some squash and stuff, and we can put them on kabobs and grill those, too, maybe with some olive oil and perhaps some herbs. 

I feel like this is a Man v Food episode  ;D

That sounds so awesome.  I'm really excited.  I hope we do this, fo sho!  We could have an awesome day of traipsing across the beautiful landscape, taking awesome pictures (we should talk about that, too, and figure out if we just want to do landscape or orchestrate something; I love taking pictures, but I'm no photographer), and then we can eat a beastly meal and chill out and laze around.  Ohhh, we can camp outside on your gigantic lawn. . .  I AM SO STOKED ON THIS!!!!

This plan makes me feel like this:   :love5:
I love summertime fun.
i want in!! cee, pick me up on the way? am i even on the way to stanardsville? haha.
Even if you weren't, I'm sure a diversion could easily be arranged....
...but as a matter of fact, you really are pretty much on-the-way.

I really like that photo idea from Drizz so....

Since we will be right next to skyline drive and I have started doing photo workshops for people on the motorcycle forum I am on what about a day of photos and BBQ?  I even have a 10-15 minute quick lessons for basic camera skills/techniques with a powerpoint!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: absynth aura on May 29, 2010, 03:57:55 AM
Is that near Britomart? I ask because I'm coming up to Auckland in July for Florence + the Machine, and it's hard finding a decent place to eat in Auckland xD

Yum talking about Auckland city reminded me of this nice Korean pancake place OMG they are so good. I wasn't sure about it when I first heard of them but they are 100x nicer than they look and they look pretty good. You can have them filled with meat and veggies or can can be real fat and have the one made with brown sugar and cinnamon and nuts. Mmmmmm. Its on the corner of High st and Wellesley if your interested.
Photos to drool at: http://photospeaks.com/2008/07/korean-pancake-central-auckland/
 (http://photospeaks.com/2008/07/korean-pancake-central-auckland/)
Yummm I might have to go looking for that when I'm up there.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: embitteredatheist on May 29, 2010, 06:54:27 AM
Is that near Britomart? I ask because I'm coming up to Auckland in July for Florence + the Machine, and it's hard finding a decent place to eat in Auckland xD

Yum talking about Auckland city reminded me of this nice Korean pancake place OMG they are so good. I wasn't sure about it when I first heard of them but they are 100x nicer than they look and they look pretty good. You can have them filled with meat and veggies or can can be real fat and have the one made with brown sugar and cinnamon and nuts. Mmmmmm. Its on the corner of High st and Wellesley if your interested.
Photos to drool at: http://photospeaks.com/2008/07/korean-pancake-central-auckland/
 (http://photospeaks.com/2008/07/korean-pancake-central-auckland/)
Yummm I might have to go looking for that when I'm up there.

Sal's is on Commerce St - maybe 50m at most from Britomart. Also, the Korean pancake place is on Lorne St - basically the Queen St side of the Art Gallery.

However, these pretty much both have to bow down to the awesomeness which is Giapo (gelato place) on Queen St by the Civic. AWESOME place. :)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Drizz on May 29, 2010, 12:35:35 PM
J_Beck, that sounds so great!  This gets better and better every day we talk about it.


Such A Classic Girl, are you Ginz?  You've obviously been around, and you feel like Ginz to me, but I'm not sure, since I don't recognize your (new, new to me?) name.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: such a classic girl on May 29, 2010, 12:55:17 PM
J_Beck, that sounds so great!  This gets better and better every day we talk about it.


Such A Classic Girl, are you Ginz?  You've obviously been around, and you feel like Ginz to me, but I'm not sure, since I don't recognize your (new, new to me?) name.

heh, ginz i am.  :-*
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Drizz on May 29, 2010, 01:25:03 PM
OHHHHH SNAP, I KNOW MAH GINZ ANYWHERES!!!

I haven't talked to you in a looooong time.  How the fuckin' hell are ya?

Yes.  Yes, Ginz must get up on this gathering.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on May 29, 2010, 02:01:11 PM
I even have a 10-15 minute quick lessons for basic camera skills/techniques with a powerpoint!

PP iz teh eeeevilz.

Nevertheless, I could bring my antiquated Nikon SLR (for which I only have the basic 50mm lens),
and a few rolls of film (normally, I love B/W, but for that sort of scenery, colour may be called for),
and pay close attention to expert advice and instruction...
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on May 29, 2010, 02:26:47 PM
I even have a 10-15 minute quick lessons for basic camera skills/techniques with a powerpoint!

PP iz teh eeeevilz.

Nevertheless, I could bring my antiquated Nikon SLR (for which I only have the basic 50mm lens),
and a few rolls of film (normally, I love B/W, but for that sort of scenery, colour may be called for),
and pay close attention to expert advice and instruction...

Technically it is open office presentation does that help  ;D

And if you want to shoot B&W let me know I could give you a great deal on some rolls, I have something like 30-40 rolls sitting around (mostly 400 Tri-x, and 3200 TMAX) and they are just collecting dust.

Which Nikon do you have?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on May 29, 2010, 06:21:34 PM
Tonight I am getting shawarma for dinner, for those who are not familiar with its greatness:

(http://windowdrop.com/Blog_Post_Directory/2008_March/shawarma.jpg)
Slice meat, season, let slowly cook and get all juicy.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: absynth aura on May 30, 2010, 12:34:32 AM
Is that near Britomart? I ask because I'm coming up to Auckland in July for Florence + the Machine, and it's hard finding a decent place to eat in Auckland xD

Yum talking about Auckland city reminded me of this nice Korean pancake place OMG they are so good. I wasn't sure about it when I first heard of them but they are 100x nicer than they look and they look pretty good. You can have them filled with meat and veggies or can can be real fat and have the one made with brown sugar and cinnamon and nuts. Mmmmmm. Its on the corner of High st and Wellesley if your interested.
Photos to drool at: http://photospeaks.com/2008/07/korean-pancake-central-auckland/
 (http://photospeaks.com/2008/07/korean-pancake-central-auckland/)
Yummm I might have to go looking for that when I'm up there.

Sal's is on Commerce St - maybe 50m at most from Britomart. Also, the Korean pancake place is on Lorne St - basically the Queen St side of the Art Gallery.

However, these pretty much both have to bow down to the awesomeness which is Giapo (gelato place) on Queen St by the Civic. AWESOME place. :)
Mean. Now to convince my friends that we shall be eating pizza one of the days we are there. And yes Giapo is the shit. It's tastes amazing.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on May 30, 2010, 03:24:03 PM
Much more beef on the horizon!

I just called and waiting for me in VA are 8 rib eye steaks and a 5lb rib eye roast  :headbang:
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Drizz on May 30, 2010, 03:32:18 PM
LSADUFIOADUBASKLDJHAWOEO J_BECK!!!!

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!   :D
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on May 30, 2010, 04:07:21 PM
LSADUFIOADUBASKLDJHAWOEO J_BECK!!!!

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!   :D

For now I need to deal with some pork action, tonight I am cooking up a rack of spareribs (http://s3.amazonaws.com/advrider/drif.gif)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on May 30, 2010, 04:13:28 PM
LSADUFIOADUBASKLDJHAWOEO J_BECK!!!!

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!   :D

For now I need to deal with some pork action, tonight I am cooking up a rack of spareribs (http://s3.amazonaws.com/advrider/drif.gif)
Mebbe change the thread to "This Is Why Your Arteries Are As Clogged As Beltway Traffic"...

Mmmmmm.... Ribbbbzzzessss.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on May 30, 2010, 04:14:56 PM
LSADUFIOADUBASKLDJHAWOEO J_BECK!!!!

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!   :D

For now I need to deal with some pork action, tonight I am cooking up a rack of spareribs (http://s3.amazonaws.com/advrider/drif.gif)
Mebbe change the thread to "This Is Why Your Arteries Are As Clogged As Beltway Traffic"...

Mmmmmm.... Ribbbbzzzessss.

My cholesterol is next to nothing  O0 plus i have low blood pressure so the more salt the better.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on May 30, 2010, 04:16:25 PM
LSADUFIOADUBASKLDJHAWOEO J_BECK!!!!

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!   :D

For now I need to deal with some pork action, tonight I am cooking up a rack of spareribs (http://s3.amazonaws.com/advrider/drif.gif)
Mebbe change the thread to "This Is Why Your Arteries Are As Clogged As Beltway Traffic"...

Mmmmmm.... Ribbbbzzzessss.

My cholesterol is next to nothing  O0 plus i have low blood pressure so the more salt the better.
More napkins sir?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Drizz on May 30, 2010, 04:30:55 PM
Surprisingly, everytime I get a physical, they tell me the same thing.

W00T W00T.  I'll just keep exercising and enjoying my life. 

I'm about to eat middle eastern yogurt glazed chicken and marinated pork spare ribs, with Persian rice and corn on the cob and salad.  OM NOM NOM.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on May 30, 2010, 04:46:26 PM
Surprisingly, everytime I get a physical, they tell me the same thing.

W00T W00T.  I'll just keep exercising and enjoying my life. 

I'm about to eat middle eastern yogurt glazed chicken and marinated pork spare ribs, with Persian rice and corn on the cob and salad.  OM NOM NOM.

Now I'm jealous  :'(
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on May 30, 2010, 04:47:18 PM
LSADUFIOADUBASKLDJHAWOEO J_BECK!!!!

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!   :D

For now I need to deal with some pork action, tonight I am cooking up a rack of spareribs (http://s3.amazonaws.com/advrider/drif.gif)
Mebbe change the thread to "This Is Why Your Arteries Are As Clogged As Beltway Traffic"...

Mmmmmm.... Ribbbbzzzessss.

My cholesterol is next to nothing  O0 plus i have low blood pressure so the more salt the better.
More napkins sir?

Napkins are useless against ribs, a roll of bounty is the only way!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Drizz on May 30, 2010, 06:44:30 PM
Surprisingly, everytime I get a physical, they tell me the same thing.

W00T W00T.  I'll just keep exercising and enjoying my life. 

I'm about to eat middle eastern yogurt glazed chicken and marinated pork spare ribs, with Persian rice and corn on the cob and salad.  OM NOM NOM.

Now I'm jealous  :'(

DUDE!  You got your noms on, too.  It was pretty good.  But I couldn't eat much, I've lost my magic touch with food, and it's frustrating.  That Persian rice was alright, but I freaking hate onions.  Like, a lot.  And there were onions all up in that jank.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: imaginary friend on May 30, 2010, 10:20:20 PM
cornbread

#@!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on May 30, 2010, 10:26:50 PM
Surprisingly, everytime I get a physical, they tell me the same thing.

W00T W00T.  I'll just keep exercising and enjoying my life. 

I'm about to eat middle eastern yogurt glazed chicken and marinated pork spare ribs, with Persian rice and corn on the cob and salad.  OM NOM NOM.

Now I'm jealous  :'(

DUDE!  You got your noms on, too.  It was pretty good.  But I couldn't eat much, I've lost my magic touch with food, and it's frustrating.  That Persian rice was alright, but I freaking hate onions.  Like, a lot.  And there were onions all up in that jank.

Photography got in the way  ;D

I just got in so no ribs tonight.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on May 30, 2010, 11:15:39 PM
*post taken down due to extreme blasphemy against the lord*
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Drizz on May 31, 2010, 09:45:29 PM
cornbread

#@!

You know, I've just recently learned to appreciate cornbread.  I need to perfect a conrbread recipe.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: caddy on May 31, 2010, 11:00:25 PM
I want this.  So badly.


(http://victoriasfoodsecrets.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Cheese-Ramen-Soup.JPG)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: imaginary friend on June 01, 2010, 01:36:16 AM
don't blame you. that looks goooooood.

#@!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Johnny on June 01, 2010, 01:48:43 AM
I dip nacho cheese doritos into nacho cheese.

wait have i posted this before?
deja vu.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Drizz on June 01, 2010, 08:19:41 AM
I want this.  So badly.


(http://victoriasfoodsecrets.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Cheese-Ramen-Soup.JPG)

What is that?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: slyvia k on June 01, 2010, 10:48:39 AM
guyz guys guyz seriously, what happened to the this is why you're fat website?
i looooved it. i always wanted to eat that stuff.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Drizz on June 01, 2010, 10:50:08 AM
NO WAY, there was a website for this kind of indulgence?  Was it a recipe site, or just a list of foods and pictures, or what?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Annebelle. on June 01, 2010, 10:53:18 AM
it had pictures of the most awesome looking greasy food things, and decadent desserts and all sorts of stuff you would love to eat...
i don't know what happened to the website, but i want it baaaaaaack!  :-\
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: slyvia k on June 01, 2010, 10:56:54 AM
NO WAY, there was a website for this kind of indulgence?  Was it a recipe site, or just a list of foods and pictures, or what?
it was www.thisiswhyyourefat.com and it was just pictures people sent in of the grossest most delicious food, with a brief description - no recipes though. there's also a picture book made from the website, and the name of this thread comes from the website too...
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Drizz on June 01, 2010, 11:14:57 AM
I wanted to post the menu from the delicious Dancing Tomato, but I cannot for the life of me find their website, now.  Their menu is fabulous. 

I've always wanted to visit The Lady and Sons in GA, when I visit my grandparents, but I know I'd probably die after one visit.  Her food looks so tasty, but it's all heavy cream and butter and. . .  om nom nom.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on June 01, 2010, 11:09:54 PM
Oh yeah, this thread was definitely inspired by that website. Except I wanted people who were real just to get the justification that people actually ate stuff like that. It was comforting to know that we're not alone. Let's all have a food orgy.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Agonistes on June 02, 2010, 12:42:33 AM
heavy cream and butter?  i eat a lot of food like that.  but first i deep fry it and then wrap it in bacon.

a food orgy would be awesome.  let's all get drunk and eat fatback.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on June 02, 2010, 01:17:31 AM
heavy cream and butter?  i eat a lot of food like that.  but first i deep fry it and then wrap it in bacon.

a food orgy would be awesome.  let's all get drunk and eat fatback.

Damn you need to come up for this, that post made me think of deep fried butter (Paula Dean made it) but we could add bacon!  And fry it in lard!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on June 02, 2010, 02:05:20 AM
heavy cream and butter?  i eat a lot of food like that.  but first i deep fry it and then wrap it in bacon.

a food orgy would be awesome.  let's all get drunk and eat fatback.

Damn you need to come up for this, that post made me think of deep fried butter (Paula Dean made it) but we could add bacon!  And fry it in lard!

It's just not a Paula recipe without AT LEAST ONE stick of butter.

I totally just Googled the Deep Fried Butter, though, and I still can't talk about it. And I work at a County Fair...for shame!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: FrailAndBedazzled on June 02, 2010, 12:26:36 PM
Paula Deen is my fucking hero.
Excuse me, I need to go find my TV so I can get it set up so I can watch the food network.

No, I am not kidding.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: slyvia k on June 02, 2010, 01:05:46 PM
yesterday i had a pizza with

hot pepperoni
ham
wurst
artichokes

mmmmm
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: imaginary friend on June 02, 2010, 01:26:01 PM
artichokes make almost everything better.  :love5:

#@!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: buttercup. on June 02, 2010, 01:50:36 PM
I finally got them to make vegetarian biscuits and gravy. It was AMAZING. Now to just make it a regular thing, and I'll be fat.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: FrailAndBedazzled on June 02, 2010, 08:39:56 PM
For the next couple days, dinner shall be lazy-ass lasagna.  Recipe in the recipe thread.  But I had to post here for the OH MY GOD NOM NOM NOM  DAIRY CARB NOM
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Drizz on June 02, 2010, 10:05:34 PM
YES, THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKING ABOUT, FOOD ORGY.  Everyone involved should somehow contribute, though.  I deliciously, wickedly unhealthy dish of some sort and your love of food.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on June 06, 2010, 12:43:20 AM
Over the last 4 days I probably gained a few pounds.

Got in and had prime rib and chips then lots of chocolate.

Next day, lunch of salad and a little prime rib.

Dinner, steak, grilled veggies and chips, then chocolate and ice cream.

Now we are at Friday and for lunch I had about half a bratwurst pizza (amazing) and a hefeweizen at a brew pub.

Then dinner a few hours later where I could only eat half a steak, salad, and green beans....followed by lemon meringue pie and more chocolate.

Today, another big piece of pie, then a Chick-Fil-A nugget meal (holy shit they are good).

I probably gained a few pounds, hopefully I am a cute pudgy haha.

If I stayed down there for awhile I would look like this:

(http://blogs.citypages.com/food/manvsfoodwide.jpg)

Or more accurately:

(http://beinspireddaily.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/adam-richman.jpg)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Drizz on June 06, 2010, 01:02:07 AM
heehehehee.  Adam Richman is one of my heroes.  Also, I think he's kinda cute, for a piggywiggy. :P
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on June 06, 2010, 01:23:01 AM
heehehehee.  Adam Richman is one of my heroes.  Also, I think he's kinda cute, for a piggywiggy. :P

You are the 5th or 6th girl I have heard say that, and since people say he is the closest celebrity to me (thank G-d he came along, before that it was Adam Carolla) I guess I'm set to pig out, now what food challenge should I take on......


 :)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Drizz on June 06, 2010, 01:28:42 AM
You just took one on in VA!  Hahaha.  You're so funny. 

Man, I would, no bullshit, do those food challenges just because I wanna taste all that delish grub he gets down on.  I would never finish one, but I'd love to try. 

We are going to have this foody blowout.  When are you going to be back in VA?  For how long?  I don't give a crap if no one else actually does this, I am so down.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on June 06, 2010, 08:32:54 AM
Crisp butties. Nom nom nom.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Drizz on June 06, 2010, 10:08:18 AM
Crisp butties.

description, plzkthx.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on June 06, 2010, 10:37:01 AM
Crisp butties.

description, plzkthx.

Um. It's a butty with crisps as the filling.

OH! You're foreign!! A butty is a Northern English term meaning "sandwich", and of course the real word for what you call "chips" is "crisps". Basically, two slices of cheap white bread spread with marg, and then a packet of prawn cocktail crisps emptied into the middle. Squish it flat and munch away.

Incidentally, chip butties are also incredible, but only if done with proper chippy chips - french fries just don't cut the mustard, frankly. Or rather, the ketchup...
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on June 06, 2010, 10:50:50 AM
You just took one on in VA!  Hahaha.  You're so funny. 

Man, I would, no bullshit, do those food challenges just because I wanna taste all that delish grub he gets down on.  I would never finish one, but I'd love to try. 

We are going to have this foody blowout.  When are you going to be back in VA?  For how long?  I don't give a crap if no one else actually does this, I am so down.

I'm trying to set up sometime in July/August but worst case I could just go down the east coast visiting friends along the way till I get to Virgina Beach.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Gardenhead on June 08, 2010, 05:59:26 AM
Crisp butties.

description, plzkthx.

Um. It's a butty with crisps as the filling.

OH! You're foreign!! A butty is a Northern English term meaning "sandwich", and of course the real word for what you call "chips" is "crisps". Basically, two slices of cheap white bread spread with marg, and then a packet of prawn cocktail crisps emptied into the middle. Squish it flat and munch away.

Incidentally, chip butties are also incredible, but only if done with proper chippy chips - french fries just don't cut the mustard, frankly. Or rather, the ketchup...

I have a feeling I'm going to get burned for this but I really like sandwiches with marmite and chips. Ready salted flavor.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: earthshine on June 08, 2010, 06:02:40 AM
Crisp butties.

description, plzkthx.

Um. It's a butty with crisps as the filling.

OH! You're foreign!! A butty is a Northern English term meaning "sandwich", and of course the real word for what you call "chips" is "crisps". Basically, two slices of cheap white bread spread with marg, and then a packet of prawn cocktail crisps emptied into the middle. Squish it flat and munch away.

Incidentally, chip butties are also incredible, but only if done with proper chippy chips - french fries just don't cut the mustard, frankly. Or rather, the ketchup...

I have a feeling I'm going to get burned for this but I really like sandwiches with marmite and chips. Ready salted flavor.
:violent5:
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on June 08, 2010, 12:54:42 PM
Crisp butties.

description, plzkthx.

Um. It's a butty with crisps as the filling.

OH! You're foreign!! A butty is a Northern English term meaning "sandwich", and of course the real word for what you call "chips" is "crisps". Basically, two slices of cheap white bread spread with marg, and then a packet of prawn cocktail crisps emptied into the middle. Squish it flat and munch away.

Incidentally, chip butties are also incredible, but only if done with proper chippy chips - french fries just don't cut the mustard, frankly. Or rather, the ketchup...

I have a feeling I'm going to get burned for this but I really like sandwiches with marmite and chips. Ready salted flavor.
:violent5:

QFT. That's just wrong.

My dad has a thing for novelty crisp flavours - I just ate a packet of Spaghetti Bolognaise flavour, and am avoiding the Paella ones like the plague...
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on June 08, 2010, 01:25:02 PM
Ummm, Ms. Indja?  Aren't you people supposed to eat your chips with malt vinegar?

(I quite like that arrangement whether or not you do, but it'd be a shame to
lose the Anglophile/pretentiousness angle when I enjoy them that way.)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: earthshine on June 08, 2010, 01:31:14 PM
My dad has a thing for novelty crisp flavours - I just ate a packet of Spaghetti Bolognaise flavour, and am avoiding the Paella ones like the plague...
I think I tried Bolognaise flavour once, acually thought they were pretty good.

Have you seen the special world cup ones? It's ridiculous, they have BBQ Kangaroo!
(yet another example of world cup hype gone mad >:()

Ummm, Ms. Indja?  Aren't you people supposed to eat your chips with malt vinegar?

(I quite like that arrangement whether or not you do, but it'd be a shame to
lose the Anglophile/pretentiousness angle when I enjoy them that way.)

Ahhhhhh, good old english seaside fish + chips, the best there is O0

At home I normally have just salt, vinegar is a treat for when I go to the chippy
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on June 08, 2010, 04:13:05 PM
Ummm, Ms. Indja?  Aren't you people supposed to eat your chips with malt vinegar?

(I quite like that arrangement whether or not you do, but it'd be a shame to
lose the Anglophile/pretentiousness angle when I enjoy them that way.)


Why is vinegar pretentious?! That's mad!! Yes, you put salt and vinegar on the chips before they go in the butty, then slather ketchup all over it. It's the only way.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: slyvia k on June 08, 2010, 04:13:51 PM
Ummm, Ms. Indja?  Aren't you people supposed to eat your chips with malt vinegar?

(I quite like that arrangement whether or not you do, but it'd be a shame to
lose the Anglophile/pretentiousness angle when I enjoy them that way.)


Why is vinegar pretentious?! That's mad!! Yes, you put salt and vinegar on the chips before they go in the butty, then slather ketchup all over it. It's the only way.
what's a butty?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on June 08, 2010, 04:15:01 PM
Ummm, Ms. Indja?  Aren't you people supposed to eat your chips with malt vinegar?

(I quite like that arrangement whether or not you do, but it'd be a shame to
lose the Anglophile/pretentiousness angle when I enjoy them that way.)


Why is vinegar pretentious?! That's mad!! Yes, you put salt and vinegar on the chips before they go in the butty, then slather ketchup all over it. It's the only way.
what's a butty?

A sandwich. We already had this conversation further up the page, hun ;)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: slyvia k on June 08, 2010, 04:16:05 PM
Ummm, Ms. Indja?  Aren't you people supposed to eat your chips with malt vinegar?

(I quite like that arrangement whether or not you do, but it'd be a shame to
lose the Anglophile/pretentiousness angle when I enjoy them that way.)


Why is vinegar pretentious?! That's mad!! Yes, you put salt and vinegar on the chips before they go in the butty, then slather ketchup all over it. It's the only way.
what's a butty?

A sandwich. We already had this conversation further up the page, hun ;)
aarg sorry  :embarassed:
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on June 08, 2010, 04:24:37 PM
That's alright! For future reference, here is a list of English words for sandwiches:
 
Bap
Barm
Butty
Sarnie

.....I can't think of any more.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on June 08, 2010, 04:30:08 PM
Ummm, Ms. Indja?  Aren't you people supposed to eat your chips with malt vinegar?

(I quite like that arrangement whether or not you do, but it'd be a shame to
lose the Anglophile/pretentiousness angle when I enjoy them that way.)


Why is vinegar pretentious?! That's mad!! Yes, you put salt and vinegar on the chips before they go in the butty, then slather ketchup all over it. It's the only way.
Well it wouldn't be for you, because doing things "the British way" is just normal and everyday
for someone on that side of the pond.  Over here, however, things like putting yummy vinegar
on one's chips (calling french fries "chips" in the first place), or spelling words -ise instead of
-ize, or -our instead of simply -or...   This would be viewed as snooty and pretentious.

Anyway, I ws just checking.  I'd have kept eating 'em that way in any case, but it's nice to know
I'm still being more Anglophile than a lot of people.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on June 08, 2010, 05:00:42 PM
It's not Anglophile, it's just RIGHT!! and wtf at your crazy stoopid American spellings?? URGH.

Anyway, there's a difference between fries and chips. Chips are thick and chunky and actually nice. Fries are just thin and crap and waaaay too salty.

Also, I resent the implication that doing things English is doing things posh.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: earthshine on June 08, 2010, 05:39:12 PM
They're not American spellings, they're wrong spellings ^-^

I'm sorry, but say French Fries to me and I think of the kind of crip-like sticks walkers make ;)

Have you seen who's running the country at the moment Indja? - he's pretty posh! ;D
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: absynth aura on June 08, 2010, 07:31:47 PM
That's alright! For future reference, here is a list of English words for sandwiches:
 
Bap
Barm
Butty
Sarnie

.....I can't think of any more.

What about Sammie? Do you Brits use that? As we were colonised by you lot, we have things in common!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Drizz on June 08, 2010, 08:02:06 PM
I keep forgetting "chips" are "fries," there, so I wanted to say, "I love salt and vinegar chips!" and realized. . .  it's not the samen thing.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: absynth aura on June 09, 2010, 12:15:58 AM
I keep forgetting "chips" are "fries," there, so I wanted to say, "I love salt and vinegar chips!" and realized. . .  it's not the samen thing.
We faced that problem with our American student when we took him to get fish and chips. He thought we meant fish with potato chips. It was amusing.
But also, chips and fries are different, chips are more like steak fries.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Gardenhead on June 09, 2010, 02:57:30 AM
My dad has a thing for novelty crisp flavours - I just ate a packet of Spaghetti Bolognaise flavour, and am avoiding the Paella ones like the plague...

We had a a cheesymite flavor here for a while for a radio competion thing. Marmite and cheese. Which is also good on sandwitches . It was really nice (more burning for me...).
But apart from a very thin spread with cheese or chips of a sandwhich. I hate marmite.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: absynth aura on June 09, 2010, 05:47:31 AM
My dad has a thing for novelty crisp flavours - I just ate a packet of Spaghetti Bolognaise flavour, and am avoiding the Paella ones like the plague...

We had a a cheesymite flavor here for a while for a radio competion thing. Marmite and cheese. Which is also good on sandwitches . It was really nice (more burning for me...).
But apart from a very thin spread with cheese or chips of a sandwhich. I hate marmite.

Mmm those chips were amazing. I love marmite, but the only way to eat it is a very thin spread.
I'm wondering what flavour will win the bluebird contest.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Gardenhead on June 09, 2010, 06:03:52 AM
My dad has a thing for novelty crisp flavours - I just ate a packet of Spaghetti Bolognaise flavour, and am avoiding the Paella ones like the plague...

We had a a cheesymite flavor here for a while for a radio competion thing. Marmite and cheese. Which is also good on sandwitches . It was really nice (more burning for me...).
But apart from a very thin spread with cheese or chips of a sandwhich. I hate marmite.

Mmm those chips were amazing. I love marmite, but the only way to eat it is a very thin spread.
I'm wondering what flavour will win the bluebird contest.

Those chips where so good that when me and my friend bought them, we pulled over on the side of the road on the way back from the supermarket to eat them haha. I want to win the bluebird contest!!! But I can't think of a good flavor.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: FrailAndBedazzled on June 09, 2010, 03:56:44 PM
FINALLY perfected my burger recipe.  The new bit that makes it all better: cooking up bacon and crumbling it up directly into the meat mixture.  Also the new seasoning additions were good ideas if I do say so myself.  Next time, though, I will not put in QUITE so much cayenne; it almost strangled some of the other flavors.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on June 09, 2010, 06:03:58 PM
They're not American spellings, they're wrong spellings ^-^

I'm sorry, but say French Fries to me and I think of the kind of crip-like sticks walkers make ;)

Have you seen who's running the country at the moment Indja? - he's pretty posh! ;D

I have seen. Though mostly because I'm hoping the deputy PM will be standing behind him ;) DROOL.

I'm fat because jam tarts, cakes and biscuits have nothing to do with whether or not you're full already :D

ALSO I had a chippy tea tonight! Thought you'd all like to know. I went for chips and mushy peas, my sister had sausage and chips. 'Twas lush.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on June 09, 2010, 07:35:57 PM
Also, I resent the implication that doing things English is doing things posh.

Posh?  No it is just wrong!

http://www.youtube.com/v/sWS-FoXbjVI
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: absynth aura on June 09, 2010, 08:05:14 PM
My dad has a thing for novelty crisp flavours - I just ate a packet of Spaghetti Bolognaise flavour, and am avoiding the Paella ones like the plague...

We had a a cheesymite flavor here for a while for a radio competion thing. Marmite and cheese. Which is also good on sandwitches . It was really nice (more burning for me...).
But apart from a very thin spread with cheese or chips of a sandwhich. I hate marmite.

Mmm those chips were amazing. I love marmite, but the only way to eat it is a very thin spread.
I'm wondering what flavour will win the bluebird contest.

Those chips where so good that when me and my friend bought them, we pulled over on the side of the road on the way back from the supermarket to eat them haha. I want to win the bluebird contest!!! But I can't think of a good flavor.
Neither can I. I've had a few ideas, but they're all flavours that would probably not work out well as a chip flavour.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on June 09, 2010, 09:39:33 PM
Also, I resent the implication that doing things English is doing things posh.

Posh?  No it is just wrong!

http://www.youtube.com/v/sWS-FoXbjVI
Speaking of just wrong.....



 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on June 09, 2010, 09:53:32 PM
Also, I resent the implication that doing things English is doing things posh.

Posh?  No it is just wrong!

http://www.youtube.com/v/sWS-FoXbjVI
Speaking of just wrong.....



 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Dude we need to blast that song and eat rare bloody meat.

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Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on June 09, 2010, 11:27:12 PM
Also, I resent the implication that doing things English is doing things posh.

Posh?  No it is just wrong!

http://www.youtube.com/v/sWS-FoXbjVI
Speaking of just wrong.....



 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Dude we need to blast that song and eat rare bloody meat.

(http://www.ezthemes.com/previews/a/ameagleflagdt.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jCtbCw5H-rk/Rp5DwObwjjI/AAAAAAAAARk/nYdx1alZlHE/s400/LieutenantColonelKilgore.jpg)
I love the smell of charcoal in the evening.....

It smells like....   Dinner...
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Agonistes on June 10, 2010, 02:12:42 PM
i totally have that song in my ipod playlist.  it is also my stepson's ringtone (he is in the air force).  fuck yeah.


although it's surprising to me that that video got made.  the song's ironic.  sorta.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on June 17, 2010, 12:27:02 PM
Yesterday I ate chocolate coconut macaroons ALL FUCKING DAY. I also had a couple slices of pizza and fried chicken wings. This morning I deep fried some gluttonous rice slabs (it's an Asian thing) and had a bunch of that for a snack, now I'm eating white rice (another Asian thing) with pork. Mmmmm.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: slyvia k on June 17, 2010, 12:55:06 PM
Yesterday I ate chocolate coconut macaroons ALL FUCKING DAY. I also had a couple slices of pizza and fried chicken wings. This morning I deep fried some gluttonous rice slabs (it's an Asian thing) and had a bunch of that for a snack, now I'm eating white rice (another Asian thing) with pork. Mmmmm.
this just made me think...

i have a ridiculous craving for like, a pizza (plain pizza, just mozzarella and tomato sauce) with pasta on it. like, spaghetti al pesto or carbonara on top of a pizza. or hot buffalo wings on top of it. or kebap meat.
mmmmmmmmm
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on June 17, 2010, 01:01:53 PM
Yesterday I ate chocolate coconut macaroons ALL FUCKING DAY. I also had a couple slices of pizza and fried chicken wings. This morning I deep fried some gluttonous rice slabs (it's an Asian thing) and had a bunch of that for a snack, now I'm eating white rice (another Asian thing) with pork. Mmmmm.
this just made me think...

i have a ridiculous craving for like, a pizza (plain pizza, just mozzarella and tomato sauce) with pasta on it. like, spaghetti al pesto or carbonara on top of a pizza. or hot buffalo wings on top of it. or kebap meat.
mmmmmmmmm

Guuuuuuurl, you live in Italy, get on that shit!

Not trying to perpetuate no stereotype, mmk?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: slyvia k on June 17, 2010, 01:02:39 PM
Yesterday I ate chocolate coconut macaroons ALL FUCKING DAY. I also had a couple slices of pizza and fried chicken wings. This morning I deep fried some gluttonous rice slabs (it's an Asian thing) and had a bunch of that for a snack, now I'm eating white rice (another Asian thing) with pork. Mmmmm.
this just made me think...

i have a ridiculous craving for like, a pizza (plain pizza, just mozzarella and tomato sauce) with pasta on it. like, spaghetti al pesto or carbonara on top of a pizza. or hot buffalo wings on top of it. or kebap meat.
mmmmmmmmm

Guuuuuuurl, you live in Italy, get on that shit!

Not trying to perpetuate no stereotype, mmk?
hahahah i totally have to try it. i will. and there'll be pics!  :D
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CaffeinatedCassadie on June 17, 2010, 05:42:01 PM
Fucking Nutella.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: slyvia k on June 18, 2010, 06:16:26 AM
Fucking Nutella.
mmmmm. yesterday morning my girl went out to buy me brioches stuffed with nutella.



between, there are some new laws regarding ''fatty'' foods here in europe so they'll most likely have to put tags on nutella, like they do on cigarettes, saying it's bad for health and can lead to obesity. wtf. nutella....

how much is a nutella jar over there?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: lucy on June 18, 2010, 06:56:28 AM
Yesterday I ate chocolate coconut macaroons ALL FUCKING DAY. I also had a couple slices of pizza and fried chicken wings. This morning I deep fried some gluttonous rice slabs (it's an Asian thing) and had a bunch of that for a snack, now I'm eating white rice (another Asian thing) with pork. Mmmmm.
this just made me think...

i have a ridiculous craving for like, a pizza (plain pizza, just mozzarella and tomato sauce) with pasta on it. like, spaghetti al pesto or carbonara on top of a pizza. or hot buffalo wings on top of it. or kebap meat.
mmmmmmmmm
dude pizza with spaghetti on top of it is soooo delicious. i had it twice and damn, delicious! you should really try to make one yourself and send half of it to me please :P
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: slyvia k on June 18, 2010, 07:27:11 AM
omg YAYYYYYYYYY *drool*

when you come visit we'll totally have some!  :headbang:
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Annebelle. on June 18, 2010, 07:48:58 AM
A while ago, I had pizza, plain pizza with kebab meat and chicken on top.
It was delicious.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: lucy on June 18, 2010, 08:34:01 AM
omg YAYYYYYYYYY *drool*

when you come visit we'll totally have some!  :headbang:
hahaha. yeah we totally will!
my dad and i tried to make one when i was 11 or so. it was awesome :P
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CaffeinatedCassadie on June 19, 2010, 01:08:19 AM
Fucking Nutella.
mmmmm. yesterday morning my girl went out to buy me brioches stuffed with nutella.



between, there are some new laws regarding ''fatty'' foods here in europe so they'll most likely have to put tags on nutella, like they do on cigarettes, saying it's bad for health and can lead to obesity. wtf. nutella....

how much is a nutella jar over there?
Umm like $3.80 for the normal 13oz jar at supermarkets I think. And at Costco they're about 10 dollars for a package of 2 giant 26.5 oz jars.
Reasons to love Costco  O0
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: marie_x on June 19, 2010, 01:39:17 AM
just realized one of my favorite frozen snacks is 760 calories.

yet i willl keep eating it
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on June 20, 2010, 06:55:51 PM
Fucking Nutella.
mmmmm. yesterday morning my girl went out to buy me brioches stuffed with nutella.



between, there are some new laws regarding ''fatty'' foods here in europe so they'll most likely have to put tags on nutella, like they do on cigarettes, saying it's bad for health and can lead to obesity. wtf. nutella....

how much is a nutella jar over there?
Umm like $3.80 for the normal 13oz jar at supermarkets I think. And at Costco they're about 10 dollars for a package of 2 giant 26.5 oz jars.
Reasons to love Costco  O0

Oh my gosh, I LOVE Costco!

Like I said before, the passed week I've been eating really fatty foods. Really, really fatty foods, it's almost unforgiveable.

On Friday, my last day at work, they threw a Good-bye party for me, so we had lunch at this restaurant. I ordered the 'Super Special' not because I'm an asshole, but it was so fucking good. It was honey garlic ribs with fries and a ceasar salad. I love ceasar salad's because they're not that healthy. This one had crutons and cheese and loads of dressing. Later that day I went to the Hot Box Cafe and ate a couple pieces of garlic bread smothered in cheddar and goat cheese, also some quesadillas.  I also had some food in my bag so immediately after leaving the cafe I pulled out the food and started munching on that. By the way, I was with friends so the food was shared. We went to DQ and got blizzards. Anyway, after that was done we walked around for a few hours to burn off the calories we had just consumed. Then we went to a grocery store and bought more food. I got two muffins, a cinnamon bun, licorice, and pasta. My friends got more stuff and we basically shared our food. This was only Friday, by the way.

Saturday was even more crazy. I ate lunch at work which was a normal sandwhich. I came home and ate rice with some meat and veggies. I went to my friend's house and ate a bunch of junk food after since we were really stoned and didn't have much to do. We had popcorn, soda, crackers, pizza, and your other typical crap.

Today I had lunch at work which was yet another normal sandwhich. At home I had rice with some meat and veggies as well. Then I had Halo-Halo. Any Filipino's in the house should know what this is. If not here's a picture.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_EX9eE5GvLfA/SKFuOdAGSkI/AAAAAAAAASg/vIvH6jiXB5c/s320/halohalo_2.jpg)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mette on June 20, 2010, 11:40:50 PM
I would like to blame exams for me being fat.

Do I eat when I study? You know it.
Do I eat healthily when I study? Ummm, who does that?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: XITLALI on June 20, 2010, 11:57:08 PM
nom nom waffles nom nom

Ah yes w/ LOTS of butter and cinnamon  :tongue7:
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: buttercup. on June 23, 2010, 07:59:12 PM
ARG this is good. My boss invented these super awesome milk shakes (literally called awesome milkshakes) with candybars and icecream mixed together...but not pre-mixed and cheap like dairyqueen.

so I'm eating a cookie dough-butter finger milkshake. Drinking, rather.
IT'S TOO DELICIOUS.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on June 23, 2010, 08:50:06 PM
Took my dad to get his hair cut...

I'm waiting...

Oh look, there's a new Greek bakery/deli right next door.....


It's just two little triangles of baklava... 
(I didn't have enough cash to buy lunch there.  :embarassed: )
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: slyvia k on June 24, 2010, 04:26:22 AM
ARG this is good. My boss invented these super awesome milk shakes (literally called awesome milkshakes) with candybars and icecream mixed together...but not pre-mixed and cheap like dairyqueen.

so I'm eating a cookie dough-butter finger milkshake. Drinking, rather.
IT'S TOO DELICIOUS.
omg but dairyqueen is YUMMYYYYYYY. well i actually always have the simple vanilla cone... but yumm. i am sort of grossed out that they make fried chicken too though. lol.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: buttercup. on June 24, 2010, 11:50:44 AM
ARG this is good. My boss invented these super awesome milk shakes (literally called awesome milkshakes) with candybars and icecream mixed together...but not pre-mixed and cheap like dairyqueen.

so I'm eating a cookie dough-butter finger milkshake. Drinking, rather.
IT'S TOO DELICIOUS.
omg but dairyqueen is YUMMYYYYYYY. well i actually always have the simple vanilla cone... but yumm. i am sort of grossed out that they make fried chicken too though. lol.

I've actually never(in my recent memory) been to Dairyqueen.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on June 24, 2010, 09:27:09 PM
Three words: BLUE CHEESE GRAVY.

But DEAR GOD was it amazing.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: MelKilledAFP on June 24, 2010, 10:49:28 PM
as i don't dairy the fat power of my foods is generally reduced but ZOMG! the amount of amazing food i eat right now is extraordinary
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on June 25, 2010, 12:44:21 AM
ARG this is good. My boss invented these super awesome milk shakes (literally called awesome milkshakes) with candybars and icecream mixed together...but not pre-mixed and cheap like dairyqueen.

so I'm eating a cookie dough-butter finger milkshake. Drinking, rather.
IT'S TOO DELICIOUS.
omg but dairyqueen is YUMMYYYYYYY. well i actually always have the simple vanilla cone... but yumm. i am sort of grossed out that they make fried chicken too though. lol.

Grossed out about fried chicken?

You are in the wrong thread:

(http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2008/07/09/RE0205_Cider-Brined-Fried-Chicken_lg.jpg)

(http://thecluckhut.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/PanFriedChicken_2.50144031.jpg)

And the best combination:

(http://26.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19kx4v9mgAGOtwfAxo1_r1_500.jpg)

(http://www.dmagazine.com/~/media/0_Articles/D%20Magazine/0_August2009/BOBD_victortangos.ashx?db=master)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on June 25, 2010, 12:58:44 AM
And the best combination:

(http://26.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19kx4v9mgAGOtwfAxo1_r1_500.jpg)

FTW!!!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on June 25, 2010, 01:14:35 AM
(http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/cleanplatecharlie/KobeBeefstrip.jpg)

 :headbang:
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: slyvia k on June 25, 2010, 08:14:29 AM
ARG this is good. My boss invented these super awesome milk shakes (literally called awesome milkshakes) with candybars and icecream mixed together...but not pre-mixed and cheap like dairyqueen.

so I'm eating a cookie dough-butter finger milkshake. Drinking, rather.
IT'S TOO DELICIOUS.
omg but dairyqueen is YUMMYYYYYYY. well i actually always have the simple vanilla cone... but yumm. i am sort of grossed out that they make fried chicken too though. lol.

Grossed out about fried chicken?

You are in the wrong thread:

(http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2008/07/09/RE0205_Cider-Brined-Fried-Chicken_lg.jpg)

(http://thecluckhut.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/PanFriedChicken_2.50144031.jpg)

And the best combination:

(http://26.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19kx4v9mgAGOtwfAxo1_r1_500.jpg)

(http://www.dmagazine.com/~/media/0_Articles/D%20Magazine/0_August2009/BOBD_victortangos.ashx?db=master)
omg no no, not by friend chicken itself! i luuuuv that stuff. mmmm, the best i had was in nashville...

but i do find it a bit weird that what started as an ice cream chain now sells all kind of salty foods/fried food/ sandwiches and all
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: absynth aura on June 25, 2010, 08:28:01 AM
My parents are going to pick up the freshly slaughtered lamb tomorrow :D
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on June 25, 2010, 12:24:59 PM
omg no no, not by friend chicken itself! i luuuuv that stuff. mmmm, the best i had was in nashville...

but i do find it a bit weird that what started as an ice cream chain now sells all kind of salty foods/fried food/ sandwiches and all

Oh OK, had me worried for a second there.

DQ's up around me are just ice cream stands but around the country many serve all sorts of food.  I remember in middle school while reading The Outsiders there is a part talking about DQ hot food and we all had a WTF moment, damn that was a random way back memory  ;D
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on June 25, 2010, 04:13:07 PM
omg no no, not by friend chicken itself! i luuuuv that stuff. mmmm, the best i had was in nashville...

but i do find it a bit weird that what started as an ice cream chain now sells all kind of salty foods/fried food/ sandwiches and all

Oh OK, had me worried for a second there.

DQ's up around me are just ice cream stands but around the country many serve all sorts of food.  I remember in middle school while reading The Outsiders there is a part talking about DQ hot food and we all had a WTF moment, damn that was a random way back memory  ;D
It's only fair...  All the burger chains and such have soft-serve, and sundaes and such nonsense...



Also:

Daddy, what's "marbling"?

(http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/cleanplatecharlie/KobeBeefstrip.jpg)

 :headbang:
That is as impressive an example as I have ever seen.

Lemme go fire up the grill...
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Agonistes on June 25, 2010, 08:50:38 PM
omg no no, not by friend chicken itself! i luuuuv that stuff. mmmm, the best i had was in nashville...

but i do find it a bit weird that what started as an ice cream chain now sells all kind of salty foods/fried food/ sandwiches and all

Oh OK, had me worried for a second there.

DQ's up around me are just ice cream stands but around the country many serve all sorts of food.  I remember in middle school while reading The Outsiders there is a part talking about DQ hot food and we all had a WTF moment, damn that was a random way back memory  ;D
It's only fair...  All the burger chains and such have soft-serve, and sundaes and such nonsense...



Also:

Daddy, what's "marbling"?

(http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/cleanplatecharlie/KobeBeefstrip.jpg)

 :headbang:
That is as impressive an example as I have ever seen.

Lemme go fire up the grill...
you don't need a grill for that loverliness.  just wave a lighter at one of em and give it to me.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on June 26, 2010, 12:26:30 AM
omg no no, not by friend chicken itself! i luuuuv that stuff. mmmm, the best i had was in nashville...

but i do find it a bit weird that what started as an ice cream chain now sells all kind of salty foods/fried food/ sandwiches and all

Oh OK, had me worried for a second there.

DQ's up around me are just ice cream stands but around the country many serve all sorts of food.  I remember in middle school while reading The Outsiders there is a part talking about DQ hot food and we all had a WTF moment, damn that was a random way back memory  ;D
It's only fair...  All the burger chains and such have soft-serve, and sundaes and such nonsense...



Also:

Daddy, what's "marbling"?

(http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/cleanplatecharlie/KobeBeefstrip.jpg)

 :headbang:
That is as impressive an example as I have ever seen.

Lemme go fire up the grill...
you don't need a grill for that loverliness.  just wave a lighter at one of em and give it to me.

You need to come up for the meat fest whenever we have it, my goal if I can get enough people together is that we all pitch in and buy half a cow, then grill that sucker, and carve off sections of meaty goodness.  O0
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on June 27, 2010, 07:00:01 PM
Do you realize how many people you could feed with that much beef?  (...and remember
that there are a whole bunch of those weirdo "vegetarians" about here...)

How 'bout we just grab a couple tenderloins and a whole rib-eye...  We can roast
the tenderloins whole, or slice 'em into filets, and do rib-eye steaks cut to order...
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on June 28, 2010, 02:16:40 AM
Do you realize how many people you could feed with that much beef?  (...and remember
that there are a whole bunch of those weirdo "vegetarians" about here...)

How 'bout we just grab a couple tenderloins and a whole rib-eye...  We can roast
the tenderloins whole, or slice 'em into filets, and do rib-eye steaks cut to order...

We just need to include meat in every dish, it could become a festival or music and meat, the vegetarians would be welcome to come......just there would be searches at the gate if they wished to come on our property to make sure nothing without meat made it in.  You can enjoy the food and music, just be ready to eat meat like nature intended (just look at our teeth, we are set up to be omnivores, plus our bodies can not synthesize complete proteins on our own which shows the need for meat in the diet).

http://www.youtube.com/v/LSmGK3tb0bA
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on June 28, 2010, 12:52:31 PM
Have you got anything without any SPAM in it?

http://www.youtube.com/v/cFrtpT1mKy8
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: slyvia k on June 28, 2010, 01:05:38 PM
i had a pizza with kebab on it some days ago. fucking YUMMY  :love5: :love5: :love5:

(except i was with her...she brought me there...so it's not like i will go back any soon :-\ )
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: imaginary friend on June 28, 2010, 07:37:50 PM
i had a pizza with kebab on it some days ago. fucking YUMMY  :love5: :love5: :love5:

(except i was with her...she brought me there...so it's not like i will go back any soon :-\ )

and? you can make that at home...easily.

#@!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Blue Canary on July 01, 2010, 10:44:23 PM
Have you got anything without any SPAM in it?

http://www.youtube.com/v/cFrtpT1mKy8
:love5:
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on August 08, 2010, 02:01:42 PM
Over a month and no posts come on people!!!!

What I plan to make for the house warming party in my new apartment next month:

(http://26.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19kx4v9mgAGOtwfAxo1_r1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on August 08, 2010, 02:38:56 PM
Is that powdered sugar sprinkled over chicken strips/planks/tenders/what-the-hell-ever ?

:angry7:  :angry7:  :angry7:
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on August 08, 2010, 04:42:49 PM
Is that powdered sugar sprinkled over chicken strips/planks/tenders/what-the-hell-ever ?

:angry7:  :angry7:  :angry7:

I plan to do it right but that was the best photo I could find in my 10 seconds of google searching  ;D

Mine will be a home made waffle, with some chicken fried in a cast iron skillet as it should be, with grade B maple syrup drizzled all over (honey will be offered as well).
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on August 08, 2010, 05:37:35 PM
Yesterday I mixed cotton candy and coconut gelato. Good LORD!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on August 09, 2010, 01:42:07 AM
Is that powdered sugar sprinkled over chicken strips/planks/tenders/what-the-hell-ever ?

:angry7:  :angry7:  :angry7:

I plan to do it right but that was the best photo I could find in my 10 seconds of google searching  ;D

Mine will be a home made waffle, with some chicken fried in a cast iron skillet as it should be, with grade B maple syrup drizzled all over (honey will be offered as well).
Oh, well THAT would be entirely acceptable.  That powdered sugar was just wrong.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on August 10, 2010, 01:15:52 PM
Is that powdered sugar sprinkled over chicken strips/planks/tenders/what-the-hell-ever ?

:angry7:  :angry7:  :angry7:

I plan to do it right but that was the best photo I could find in my 10 seconds of google searching  ;D

Mine will be a home made waffle, with some chicken fried in a cast iron skillet as it should be, with grade B maple syrup drizzled all over (honey will be offered as well).
Oh, well THAT would be entirely acceptable.  That powdered sugar was just wrong.

If you're up around Boston in early September let me know the living room in the place we are looking at is huge (something like 15x17) so the more the merrier.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: imaginary friend on August 10, 2010, 02:21:27 PM
chicken-fried bacon:

(http://www.delish.com/cm/delish/images/jh/chicken-fried-bacon-400.jpg)

 :D

#@!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: imaginary friend on August 10, 2010, 03:39:17 PM
heaping platter of fried tarantulas:

(http://www.delish.com/cm/delish/images/9a/fried-tarantulas-cambodia-xl.jpg)

 O0

#@!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on August 10, 2010, 03:46:57 PM
heaping platter of fried tarantulas:

(http://www.delish.com/cm/delish/images/9a/fried-tarantulas-cambodia-xl.jpg)

 O0

#@!

No. Not happening.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on August 11, 2010, 01:19:19 PM
heaping platter of fried tarantulas:

(http://www.delish.com/cm/delish/images/9a/fried-tarantulas-cambodia-xl.jpg)

 O0

#@!

No. Not happening.

Do you eat crab?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on August 11, 2010, 01:34:25 PM
heaping platter of fried tarantulas:

(http://www.delish.com/cm/delish/images/9a/fried-tarantulas-cambodia-xl.jpg)

 O0

#@!

No. Not happening.

Do you eat crab?

Yes, but by the time it gets to me it's usually not in its shell and I'm pretty sure there is a better "meat" ratio in the crab than tarantula.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: imaginary friend on August 11, 2010, 06:41:14 PM
1) not a lot of meat on those salamanders

2) I wonder how hard it was to round up that many tarantulas

3)   (http://www.grist.org/i/assets/2/grilled_cheese_burger_friendlys_2.jpg)

#@!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on August 12, 2010, 11:35:22 PM
1) not a lot of meat on those salamanders

2) I wonder how hard it was to round up that many tarantulas

3)   (http://www.grist.org/i/assets/2/grilled_cheese_burger_friendlys_2.jpg)

#@!

I grew up on Friendly's grilled cheese sandwiches so that would be an artery clogging trip down memory lane.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: absynth aura on August 13, 2010, 06:03:28 AM
I just ate a double quarter pounder because I didn't get a dinner break and couldn't be fucked cooking dinner. I feel gross.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: JohnnyDBBUK on August 13, 2010, 07:34:00 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Annebelle. on August 13, 2010, 07:37:22 AM
I just ate 2 big scoops of stracciatella/chocolate chip ice cream, with a lot of chocolate dip sauce. I feel kinda fat, now.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: JohnnyDBBUK on August 13, 2010, 07:39:49 AM
I had this yesterday and it was goood :)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_pudding
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on August 13, 2010, 01:03:10 PM
I had this yesterday and it was goood :)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_pudding_%28Dungeons_%26_Dragons%29
Fixed!   :D
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on August 13, 2010, 08:20:00 PM
I had this yesterday and it was goood :)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_pudding

I have always wanted to try this. What's it taste like? Can you compare it to another? And what's its texture?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: slyvia k on August 15, 2010, 03:31:26 PM
i love outback steakhouse
(http://multivu.prnewswire.com/mnr/outback/32226/images/32226-hi-onion.jpg)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: imaginary friend on August 15, 2010, 03:51:26 PM
you must. those bloomin' onions have as much fat as NINE BIG MACS.

#@!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: slyvia k on August 15, 2010, 05:13:29 PM
you must. those bloomin' onions have as much fat as NINE BIG MACS.

#@!
  mmmmmmmm :-Q____
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on August 19, 2010, 07:42:51 PM
I ate Sonic, it was a bad idea.  Shit makes Taco Bell look like a pro-biotic  :o
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: The Epigrammic Poultry on August 19, 2010, 08:08:20 PM
The Ashbourne chocolate boutique (oh, yeah, we have one of those :love5:) has started selling fudge kebabs. Time to say hello to fat 12 year old me.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on August 20, 2010, 10:39:00 PM
The Ashbourne chocolate boutique (oh, yeah, we have one of those :love5:) has started selling fudge kebabs. Time to say hello to fat 12 year old me.

Description and pics are needed!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: The Epigrammic Poultry on August 21, 2010, 10:27:48 AM
^ of when I was fat, or the kebabs?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: imaginary friend on August 21, 2010, 10:54:26 AM
the kebabs

#@!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on August 21, 2010, 03:01:55 PM
the kebabs

#@!

+2,000 (1 for every calorie probably in them  ;D)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on August 22, 2010, 06:26:03 PM
(http://www.jbeckphotography.smugmug.com/photos/978600487_qQtXa-O.jpg)

Had 1 for lunch, and the rest are for lobster mac and cheese  :headbang:
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on August 27, 2010, 09:16:46 AM
(http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-25-8-10/the_health_benefits_640_high_01.jpg)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on August 27, 2010, 01:51:38 PM
I heart bacon (in moderation..... on toast, with lettuce, tomato, a tiny bit of mayo and a pinch of salt...)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on August 29, 2010, 01:49:57 PM
I heart bacon (in moderation..... on toast, with lettuce, tomato, a tiny bit of mayo and a pinch of salt...)

(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b91/FebruaryStar02/homer-drooling.png)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Captain Oblivious on August 29, 2010, 01:59:01 PM
I heart bacon (in moderation..... on toast, with lettuce, tomato, a tiny bit of mayo and a pinch of salt...)

(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b91/FebruaryStar02/homer-drooling.png)

what megan said
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Astica on September 08, 2010, 03:02:14 AM
I can't eat bacon. I spent a small portion of my childhood in the company of lovely pigs and bacon tastes the way those pigs smelled. I'm not vegetarian, but the taste of bacon causes some kind of sense-memory flashback which makes me feel like I'm eating those particular pigs I used to hang out with and I feel like some sort of cannibal.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on September 08, 2010, 07:21:46 AM
^ Apparently, human flesh tastes not unlike pork. I'm veggie, so I don't really care tbh xD But just thought I'd sow that little seed of thought in your head for the next time you dig into delicious pork chops.

I'm fat because I wake up and think, "Groo, no breakfast for me" and then walk the dogs and come home hungry and decide that ice-cream, Vimto, animal biscuits, Wotsits and Coke is a good way to start the day.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: slyvia k on September 08, 2010, 11:46:37 AM
I can't eat bacon. I spent a small portion of my childhood in the company of lovely pigs and bacon tastes the way those pigs smelled. I'm not vegetarian, but the taste of bacon causes some kind of sense-memory flashback which makes me feel like I'm eating those particular pigs I used to hang out with and I feel like some sort of cannibal.
omg, you hung out with pigs who smelled like bacon!  :love5: :love5: :love5:
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Captain Oblivious on September 08, 2010, 11:48:51 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tablet_(confectionery)

My landlord gave me a bar of this. It is so good, very sweet.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: contradictionary on September 08, 2010, 11:59:22 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tablet_(confectionery)

My landlord gave me a bar of this. It is so good, very sweet.

Ugh, that stuff makes my teeth hurt, quite literally. And all the native Scots loved it while I was growing up, I was afraid of it. :(
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Captain Oblivious on September 08, 2010, 12:07:28 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tablet_(confectionery)

My landlord gave me a bar of this. It is so good, very sweet.

Ugh, that stuff makes my teeth hurt, quite literally. And all the native Scots loved it while I was growing up, I was afraid of it. :(

afraid of it?? Are you not from Scotland?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: contradictionary on September 08, 2010, 12:38:46 PM
Born in England, English blood but brought up from the age of 6 months onward in Scotland. So I'm nationally confused. :P But I've always hated tablet. And haggis. And most Scottish dishes. *bad new Scot*
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Captain Oblivious on September 08, 2010, 12:43:09 PM
Born in England, English blood but brought up from the age of 6 months onward in Scotland. So I'm nationally confused. :P But I've always hated tablet. And haggis. And most Scottish dishes. *bad new Scot*

haha. I've not tasted haggis yet, but I'm sure someone I know will make me taste it. I HATE Irn Bru though it's all gross.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: contradictionary on September 08, 2010, 12:49:06 PM
Oh no no no Irn Bru is AWESOME. (Note: not Iron Brew, imitations are crap.) Orange fizzy strange can't-put-your-finger-on-what-the-hell-it-actually-tastes-like brilliance. :D
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CottonCandy on September 08, 2010, 02:01:38 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tablet_(confectionery)

My landlord gave me a bar of this. It is so good, very sweet.

It's so good, but it's basically sugar and fat :D I also loooove Irn-Bru. The little ones you can get 4 for £1 in poundland are so cute, wee-brus...
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: imaginary friend on September 08, 2010, 02:10:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/t5Dny-s27Dk

 :D

#@!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on September 08, 2010, 03:07:23 PM
Both Irn Bru and tablet are fucking awesome. Vegetarian haggis is delicious, but I'm not sure how it compares to the real thing xD Neeps and tatties, now, that's where it's at ;)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: 24hourchemist on September 08, 2010, 04:47:40 PM
But the true delicacy of Scotland is battered pizza. I know people who eat it every day for lunch.  :buck2:
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Captain Oblivious on September 08, 2010, 04:49:37 PM
But the true delicacy of Scotland is battered pizza. I know people who eat it every day for lunch.  :buck2:

I haven't tried it but I really want to try a deep fried Mars bar.
While in Scotland, do as the Scots do and all that :P
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: contradictionary on September 08, 2010, 04:51:45 PM
God I'm craving some mince, neeps and tatties with an Irn Bru ice cream float to top it off. Maybe a mouthful of tablet, that's about all I can take. Maybe a battered Mars Bar as well. Though I hear it's legend, having been in Scotland 20 years I have never seen one though I think one friend had one once...
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on September 13, 2010, 03:19:11 AM
^ Apparently, human flesh tastes not unlike pork. I'm veggie, so I don't really care tbh xD But just thought I'd sow that little seed of thought in your head for the next time you dig into delicious pork chops.

I'm fat because I wake up and think, "Groo, no breakfast for me" and then walk the dogs and come home hungry and decide that ice-cream, Vimto, animal biscuits, Wotsits and Coke is a good way to start the day.

Some snakes eat other types of snakes and so on, welcome to the animal kingdom where your dinner can be somewhat close to you on the tree of life.  And thanks to careful breeding and housing pork is now leaner/safer than in the past making for a fine food critter:

http://www.youtube.com/v/KQRC7NeQMcY

http://www.youtube.com/v/ktCSk18cTss
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on September 13, 2010, 07:23:09 PM
See now, I'm a slacker...  I just buy a pork tenderloin when they're on sale, maybe $2 a pound,
slice it into one-meal portions that I further slice into boneless chops when I'm ready to cook.

I can freeze what I'm not serving today, and have easily a dozen adult-portion boneless chops
for about $8...  Add bread-crumbs and [pinch of this, dab of that], 400 degrees for about 20
minutes and ye'r done.  (I like to serve with a green veggie and either sweet potatoes or apple sauce.)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on September 24, 2010, 02:22:43 PM
See now, I'm a slacker...  I just buy a pork tenderloin when they're on sale, maybe $2 a pound,
slice it into one-meal portions that I further slice into boneless chops when I'm ready to cook.

I can freeze what I'm not serving today, and have easily a dozen adult-portion boneless chops
for about $8...  Add bread-crumbs and [pinch of this, dab of that], 400 degrees for about 20
minutes and ye'r done.  (I like to serve with a green veggie and either sweet potatoes or apple sauce.)

Bone in is the way to go  O0

Really thinly sliced with a marinade of soy, fish sauce, chili peppers, shallots, lime juice, and sugar.  Cook outside if you or your roommates do not like the smell of fish sauce.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: imaginary friend on September 24, 2010, 03:36:47 PM
Bone in is the way to go  O0


yep!

#@!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Captain Oblivious on September 24, 2010, 03:51:39 PM
Bone in is the way to go  O0


yep!

#@!

What a shame this isn't the innuendo thread...
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on September 24, 2010, 04:59:11 PM
Bone in is the way to go  O0


yep!

#@!
What a shame this isn't the innuendo thread...
EVERY thread is the Innuendo thread......   ^-^
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on October 07, 2010, 04:21:17 PM
I just spent a month working at the County Fair.

And there was deep fried cream cheese on a stick.

Served with a sweet chili sauce.

That is all.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on October 07, 2010, 07:47:56 PM
Late. Night. Super. Noodles.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Astica on October 08, 2010, 02:50:21 AM
I just spent a month working at the County Fair.

And there was deep fried cream cheese on a stick.

Served with a sweet chili sauce.

That is all.
That...oh my god. I feel like I'm suffocating and eating something delicious simultaneously just reading that.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: The Angel Raliel on October 08, 2010, 03:11:31 AM
i have an urge for a decent pork pie
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on October 08, 2010, 11:29:57 AM
I just spent a month working at the County Fair.

And there was deep fried cream cheese on a stick.

Served with a sweet chili sauce.

That is all.
That...oh my god. I feel like I'm suffocating and eating something delicious simultaneously just reading that.

After taking his first bite of it, my friend said that he's sure that's what God tastes like.

So. Good. I'm glad it's not available to me year-round because I'd weigh a fucktonne.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on October 08, 2010, 04:38:03 PM
i have an urge for a decent pork pie
You're gonna eat yer hat?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: murmur on October 11, 2010, 03:35:27 PM
Recently had a deep friend snickers and it made me vomit.

yup.


Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on October 11, 2010, 04:17:36 PM
T'is Canadian Thanksgiving today, though my family always celebrates it the day before. Last night I had five plates of food, and 6 or 7 plates of dessert all topped off with whipped cream. O my lord, my stomach has never felt any fuller. I wasn't even stoned and I ate all that food.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on October 20, 2010, 01:40:10 PM
T'is Canadian Thanksgiving today, though my family always celebrates it the day before. Last night I had five plates of food, and 6 or 7 plates of dessert all topped off with whipped cream. O my lord, my stomach has never felt any fuller. I wasn't even stoned and I ate all that food.

I'm thinking massive turkey dinner in the near future....just because.

(I might wuss out and just do a turkey breast because well a turkey is just too huge.)

My roommate has about 2-3 gallons worth of cranberries so I probably can score some for that sauce.

Then I would do mashed potatoes, candied yams, stuffing, corn, some sort of green veggie (maybe collard greens with a smoked turkey leg), and some pumpkin pie for dessert.  Why wait for thanksgiving?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on October 20, 2010, 01:44:30 PM
T'is Canadian Thanksgiving today, though my family always celebrates it the day before. Last night I had five plates of food, and 6 or 7 plates of dessert all topped off with whipped cream. O my lord, my stomach has never felt any fuller. I wasn't even stoned and I ate all that food.

I'm thinking massive turkey dinner in the near future....just because.

(I might wuss out and just do a turkey breast because well a turkey is just too huge.)

I'm gearing up for American Thanksgiving. Mother is once again going out of town (HALLELUJAH!) and I'm making the full spread. I still don't know if there will be more than just myself and one guest, but I'm making it all anyway and all from scratch.

Sometimes I'm so domestic it hurts...
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on October 20, 2010, 01:50:28 PM
I so could be a house husband  ;D, anyone know of a nice well to do woman looking for good companionship and amazing food?   angel

T'is Canadian Thanksgiving today, though my family always celebrates it the day before. Last night I had five plates of food, and 6 or 7 plates of dessert all topped off with whipped cream. O my lord, my stomach has never felt any fuller. I wasn't even stoned and I ate all that food.

I'm thinking massive turkey dinner in the near future....just because.

(I might wuss out and just do a turkey breast because well a turkey is just too huge.)

I'm gearing up for American Thanksgiving. Mother is once again going out of town (HALLELUJAH!) and I'm making the full spread. I still don't know if there will be more than just myself and one guest, but I'm making it all anyway and all from scratch.

Sometimes I'm so domestic it hurts...
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: buttercup. on October 20, 2010, 01:53:56 PM
Beans and salsa and guacamole and sour cream and cheese sauce on one baked potato makes me happy.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on October 20, 2010, 01:54:20 PM
Beans and salsa and guacamole and sour cream and cheese sauce on one baked potato makes me happy.

Oh my God I want to eat that.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on October 20, 2010, 02:07:15 PM
Beans and salsa and guacamole and sour cream and cheese sauce on one baked potato makes me happy.

Make em black refried beans, some fresh salsa, and eggs that were laid within 24 hours......heaven  :headbang:

Growing up next to a chicken farm/vacationing at one as well spoiled me to hell, I gladly pay double for those eggs (baking or other recipes get the 1.19/dozen white eggs though, Market Basket is a savior when you're broke).
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: The King of Carrot Flowers on October 20, 2010, 06:11:35 PM
Sesame bagel, toasted. Mayo. Alfalfa sprouts. Those awful frozen breaded chicken strips that you buy at the supermarket. Put together. Hot sandwich. DROOOOOOOL
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Johnny on October 20, 2010, 06:35:34 PM
a whole medium pizza.
by myself.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Captain Oblivious on October 20, 2010, 06:38:27 PM
a whole medium pizza.
by myself.

When I moved out the first time, sometimes I would treat myself by getting a "meal for two" from the pizza place. Medium pizza, garlic bread and two cans of coke.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on October 20, 2010, 09:14:05 PM
a whole medium pizza.
by myself.

I just made some pizzas out of pita bread almost completely covered in pepperoni....mhmmmmmmmm
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on October 20, 2010, 11:08:19 PM
T'is Canadian Thanksgiving today, though my family always celebrates it the day before. Last night I had five plates of food, and 6 or 7 plates of dessert all topped off with whipped cream. O my lord, my stomach has never felt any fuller. I wasn't even stoned and I ate all that food.

I'm thinking massive turkey dinner in the near future....just because.

(I might wuss out and just do a turkey breast because well a turkey is just too huge.)

I'm gearing up for American Thanksgiving. Mother is once again going out of town (HALLELUJAH!) and I'm making the full spread. I still don't know if there will be more than just myself and one guest, but I'm making it all anyway and all from scratch.

Sometimes I'm so domestic it hurts...
I so could be a house husband  ;D, anyone know of a nice well to do woman looking for good companionship and amazing food?   angel

If she's too old for him, you can give her my number...   O0  (unless she's too old for me too...  :-\ ) 
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on October 20, 2010, 11:16:54 PM
T'is Canadian Thanksgiving today, though my family always celebrates it the day before. Last night I had five plates of food, and 6 or 7 plates of dessert all topped off with whipped cream. O my lord, my stomach has never felt any fuller. I wasn't even stoned and I ate all that food.

I'm thinking massive turkey dinner in the near future....just because.

(I might wuss out and just do a turkey breast because well a turkey is just too huge.)

I'm gearing up for American Thanksgiving. Mother is once again going out of town (HALLELUJAH!) and I'm making the full spread. I still don't know if there will be more than just myself and one guest, but I'm making it all anyway and all from scratch.

Sometimes I'm so domestic it hurts...
I so could be a house husband  ;D, anyone know of a nice well to do woman looking for good companionship and amazing food?   angel

If she's too old for him, you can give her my number...   O0  (unless she's too old for me too...  :-\ ) 

I need a well to do man to fund my cooking obsession. I'd make a dandy housewife, actually. And I'm 26, if that means anything to anyone. I have yet to figure out what 26 really means...
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: absynth aura on October 20, 2010, 11:44:42 PM
I made cupcakes today, with oreos. A whole bunch of sugar, and a whole bunch of oreos, and butter. Mmmmmmm. I bake good!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on October 21, 2010, 11:59:51 AM


I need a well to do man to fund my cooking obsession. I'd make a dandy housewife, actually. And I'm 26, if that means anything to anyone. I have yet to figure out what 26 really means...

It means we're getting old and the kids don't get our late 80's early 90's references  :'(  And we can rent cars!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on October 21, 2010, 12:21:50 PM
My daddy sends me biscuits in the post.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on October 21, 2010, 02:13:39 PM
I need a well to do man to fund my cooking obsession. I'd make a dandy housewife, actually. And I'm 26, if that means anything to anyone. I have yet to figure out what 26 really means...
It means we're getting old and the kids don't get our late 80's early 90's references  :'(  And we can rent cars!
We can rent cars!

Last week, my teacher was analyzing tv and movies from a Marxist perspective and focused on Gilligan's Island. A girl raised her hand and asked what Gilligan's Island was. I'm hoping she didn't know because she was born in Brazil, not because she was 19...  :'(
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Johnny on October 21, 2010, 04:26:17 PM
a whole medium pizza.
by myself.

When I moved out the first time, sometimes I would treat myself by getting a "meal for two" from the pizza place. Medium pizza, garlic bread and two cans of coke.

let's be best friends now?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on October 21, 2010, 04:33:55 PM
Holy fucking God I want some pizza right now. Mushroom and red pepper. Coca-Cola. Chips. Mayonnaise (food of the gods) and ketchup. Salt and vinegar. Finishing the tasty nommy pizza bit of the pizza and dipping crunchy gorgeous crust in ketchup. Oh, oh, oh, or! the stuff they give you at Dominos! Oh God. I think I may wee in excitement.......


As it is, as soon as the girls in my flat have left the kitchen I'm going to toddle off and eat massive amounts of peanut butter on toast. With margarine. It's gonna be hawt.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on October 21, 2010, 08:26:53 PM
I need a well to do man to fund my cooking obsession. I'd make a dandy housewife, actually. And I'm 26, if that means anything to anyone. I have yet to figure out what 26 really means...
It means we're getting old and the kids don't get our late 80's early 90's references  :'(  And we can rent cars!
We can rent cars!

Last week, my teacher was analyzing tv and movies from a Marxist perspective and focused on Gilligan's Island. A girl raised her hand and asked what Gilligan's Island was. I'm hoping she didn't know because she was born in Brazil, not because she was 19...  :'(

I had a friends little sister who was obsessed with no doubt ask me who Sublime was  :o that was my first I'm old moment.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on October 21, 2010, 08:47:59 PM
Holy fucking God I want some pizza right now. Mushroom and red pepper. Coca-Cola. Chips. Mayonnaise (food of the gods) and ketchup. Salt and vinegar. Finishing the tasty nommy pizza bit of the pizza and dipping crunchy gorgeous crust in ketchup. Oh, oh, oh, or! the stuff they give you at Dominos! Oh God. I think I may wee in excitement.......


As it is, as soon as the girls in my flat have left the kitchen I'm going to toddle off and eat massive amounts of peanut butter on toast. With margarine. It's gonna be hawt.

Crust in ketchup?  Fucking gross, try some ranch dressing  O0
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on October 21, 2010, 09:01:24 PM
Holy fucking God I want some pizza right now. Mushroom and red pepper. Coca-Cola. Chips. Mayonnaise (food of the gods) and ketchup. Salt and vinegar. Finishing the tasty nommy pizza bit of the pizza and dipping crunchy gorgeous crust in ketchup. Oh, oh, oh, or! the stuff they give you at Dominos! Oh God. I think I may wee in excitement.......


As it is, as soon as the girls in my flat have left the kitchen I'm going to toddle off and eat massive amounts of peanut butter on toast. With margarine. It's gonna be hawt.

Crust in ketchup?  Fucking gross, try some ranch dressing  O0

Oh you poor sweet unenlightened goonface. What drivel you spew. Ketchup is for winnerz!!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on October 21, 2010, 09:42:06 PM
Holy fucking God I want some pizza right now. Mushroom and red pepper. Coca-Cola. Chips. Mayonnaise (food of the gods) and ketchup. Salt and vinegar. Finishing the tasty nommy pizza bit of the pizza and dipping crunchy gorgeous crust in ketchup. Oh, oh, oh, or! the stuff they give you at Dominos! Oh God. I think I may wee in excitement.......


As it is, as soon as the girls in my flat have left the kitchen I'm going to toddle off and eat massive amounts of peanut butter on toast. With margarine. It's gonna be hawt.

Crust in ketchup?  Fucking gross, try some ranch dressing  O0

Oh you poor sweet unenlightened goonface. What drivel you spew. Ketchup is for winnerz!!

For that sinful comment I hope all your ketchup is that high fructose corn syrup crap!

(I was surprised to see they use that shit in the UK too, I thought it was just us thanks to corn subsidies/sugar tariffs)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on October 22, 2010, 01:13:40 AM
I need a well to do man to fund my cooking obsession. I'd make a dandy housewife, actually. And I'm 26, if that means anything to anyone. I have yet to figure out what 26 really means...
It means we're getting old and the kids don't get our late 80's early 90's references  :'(  And we can rent cars!
We can rent cars!
Last week, my teacher was analyzing tv and movies from a Marxist perspective and focused on Gilligan's Island. A girl raised her hand and asked what Gilligan's Island was. I'm hoping she didn't know because she was born in Brazil, not because she was 19...  :'(
I had a friends little sister who was obsessed with no doubt ask me who Sublime was  :o that was my first I'm old moment.
Oh, dear GOD. But you corrected this, yes?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: J_Beck on November 25, 2010, 08:36:04 PM
Turkey, greens, dressing, mac and cheese, sweet potatoes, rice covered in gravy, and half a sweet potato pie....plus I have 2 or 3 meals of it left in the fridge (and another 1/3 of a pie!), that will add on a few pounds.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on November 30, 2010, 08:00:58 PM
There are three things that make me fat: sugar cookies, cream soda and any cherry candies.

I have a weakness for these three things.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Captain Oblivious on November 30, 2010, 08:09:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/user/EpicMealTime#p/u/1/7Xc5wIpUenQ
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on December 01, 2010, 12:30:15 AM
http://www.youtube.com/user/EpicMealTime#p/u/1/7Xc5wIpUenQ
:puke:
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on December 01, 2010, 12:34:44 AM
http://www.youtube.com/user/EpicMealTime#p/u/1/7Xc5wIpUenQ
:puke:
:icon_puke_r: :sign18: :icon_puke_l:
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on December 01, 2010, 01:08:30 AM
http://www.youtube.com/user/EpicMealTime#p/u/1/7Xc5wIpUenQ
:puke:
:icon_puke_r: :sign18: :icon_puke_l:
vom.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: imaginary friend on December 01, 2010, 10:36:00 AM
I need a well to do man to fund my cooking obsession. I'd make a dandy housewife, actually. And I'm 26, if that means anything to anyone. I have yet to figure out what 26 really means...
It means we're getting old and the kids don't get our late 80's early 90's references  :'(  And we can rent cars!
We can rent cars!
Last week, my teacher was analyzing tv and movies from a Marxist perspective and focused on Gilligan's Island. A girl raised her hand and asked what Gilligan's Island was. I'm hoping she didn't know because she was born in Brazil, not because she was 19...  :'(
I had a friends little sister who was obsessed with no doubt ask me who Sublime was  :o that was my first I'm old moment.
Oh, dear GOD. But you corrected this, yes?

wasn't No Doubt around before Sublime?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on December 01, 2010, 01:49:33 PM
I need a well to do man to fund my cooking obsession. I'd make a dandy housewife, actually. And I'm 26, if that means anything to anyone. I have yet to figure out what 26 really means...
It means we're getting old and the kids don't get our late 80's early 90's references  :'(  And we can rent cars!
We can rent cars!
Last week, my teacher was analyzing tv and movies from a Marxist perspective and focused on Gilligan's Island. A girl raised her hand and asked what Gilligan's Island was. I'm hoping she didn't know because she was born in Brazil, not because she was 19...  :'(
I had a friends little sister who was obsessed with no doubt ask me who Sublime was  :o that was my first I'm old moment.
Oh, dear GOD. But you corrected this, yes?

wasn't No Doubt around before Sublime?
Yes, by two years. No Doubt formed in 1986 and Sublime formed in 1988.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: spider jerusalem on December 01, 2010, 02:44:35 PM
I need a well to do man to fund my cooking obsession. I'd make a dandy housewife, actually. And I'm 26, if that means anything to anyone. I have yet to figure out what 26 really means...
It means we're getting old and the kids don't get our late 80's early 90's references  :'(  And we can rent cars!
We can rent cars!

Last week, my teacher was analyzing tv and movies from a Marxist perspective and focused on Gilligan's Island. A girl raised her hand and asked what Gilligan's Island was. I'm hoping she didn't know because she was born in Brazil, not because she was 19...  :'(


Im 25, brazilian, and never heard of "A Ilha dos Birutas" (how it is called here). Here is your answer!  O0

I never even heard about it until you mentioned. Then, I looked at google its brazilian name - you never know... Some sites referenced it as an influence to the Lost series. Since Im not a Lost fan, it is fair enough that I had never heard of it before.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on December 01, 2010, 03:58:54 PM
I need a well to do man to fund my cooking obsession. I'd make a dandy housewife, actually. And I'm 26, if that means anything to anyone. I have yet to figure out what 26 really means...
It means we're getting old and the kids don't get our late 80's early 90's references  :'(  And we can rent cars!
We can rent cars!

Last week, my teacher was analyzing tv and movies from a Marxist perspective and focused on Gilligan's Island. A girl raised her hand and asked what Gilligan's Island was. I'm hoping she didn't know because she was born in Brazil, not because she was 19...  :'(


Im 25, brazilian, and never heard of "A Ilha dos Birutas" (how it is called here). Here is your answer!  O0

I never even heard about it until you mentioned. Then, I looked at google its brazilian name - you never know... Some sites referenced it as an influence to the Lost series. Since Im not a Lost fan, it is fair enough that I had never heard of it before.

That may be. Even after we explained the concept, she said she'd never seen it. Still possible. Thanks for the info!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on December 01, 2010, 04:21:15 PM
This right here is why Americans are so fat:

(http://a.abcnews.go.com/images/Health/nc_pizza_burger_100928_ssh.jpg)

From the King with love and heart failure
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: spider jerusalem on December 01, 2010, 07:27:23 PM
That may be. Even after we explained the concept, she said she'd never seen it. Still possible. Thanks for the info!

You are welcome!

And I was going to record one of the stuffs I love since I was a kid and might make you fat (or at least sick if you abuse). But my camera batteries are dead. =(

Next time.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: cynthiaskeezy on January 16, 2011, 04:35:31 AM
Because it's 2am and I really want some ice cream. That's why I'm fat (:
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on January 16, 2011, 05:52:32 PM
Because it's 2am and I really want some ice cream. That's why I'm fat (:

DUDE! My friend and I had a snuggie sleepover last night and we had ice cream at around this same time!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: The Epigrammic Poultry on March 01, 2011, 12:48:34 PM
I'm currently melting a large amount of grated cheese in the oven on a sheet of tin-foil.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Astica on March 06, 2011, 07:47:38 AM
^Please tell me there is at least a slice of bread between those two?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: buttercup. on March 06, 2011, 02:00:56 PM
I'm currently melting a large amount of grated cheese in the oven on a sheet of tin-foil.

Okay, so, you (if you like this sort of thing) should magick up some bread and stuff, and make what I'm about to tell you, and eat it! If you want!

I call it French Grilled Cheese. It's two slices of bread with a thin layer of mayo on each slice. You place a large yet not too thick slice of cheese on each half then you take one or two slices of tomato and throw it on either both or one side. Then you shut the sandwich, and put it in an already buttery melting saucepan, wait til it browns and the cheese melts a bit so it holds together, place a slice of butter on top of the sandwich and flip it. Wait until cheese is melty...and then consume!

ITS SO GOOD! SO GOOD!
I had some left over cheese sauce from my made-from-scratch mac and cheese, so I heated that up and drizzeled it on top.  :tongue7:


anyway, I came on here to say that I really want cookie dough icecream. My boyfriends going on a health kick and it just makes me want. icecream. Sad.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on March 06, 2011, 04:21:27 PM
My step-mum made Sunday lunch. I was full halfway through the first helping - I had seconds, and then grazed on the leftovers  :love5:
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: slyvia k on March 08, 2011, 07:38:37 PM
i always watch this (american, i suppose) tv show called ''cook yourself thin''. some of the recipes look quite tasty!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CottonCandy on March 09, 2011, 07:07:59 AM
i always watch this (american, i suppose) tv show called ''cook yourself thin''. some of the recipes look quite tasty!

Not sure, in UK we've had a programme with that name. Either the programme you watch is the british one or they've made american version with the same name... But yeah, has some good stuff in it!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: slyvia k on March 09, 2011, 01:30:33 PM
i always watch this (american, i suppose) tv show called ''cook yourself thin''. some of the recipes look quite tasty!

Not sure, in UK we've had a programme with that name. Either the programme you watch is the british one or they've made american version with the same name... But yeah, has some good stuff in it!
these are my ladies on the show!
(http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/A_F/Ci_Cp/Cook_Yourself_Thin/crops/cook-yourself-thin2.jpg)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: The Angel Raliel on March 09, 2011, 02:20:42 PM
the fabulous Gizzi Erskine hosyed it over here in the uk
(http://www.topnews.in/files/images/GizziErskine.jpg)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Savannah on April 12, 2011, 01:38:42 PM
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d152/Vespertine__/Photo-000j.jpg)

This is what i do whenever i'm really hungry-but too tired to prepare a complicated meal. It smiled at me, i smiled back at it  :D

Chilbir is a Turkish dish of poached eggs with yoghurt (often with garlic mixed in). It is also common to have the dish topped with Aleppo pepper (paprika can be substituted) infused, melted butter.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: buttercup. on April 21, 2011, 12:57:53 PM
Chile Relleno Burritos are my new make-me-fat-whatsits. My goodness. Some places make them meaty though, so I have to watch out.
Other wise, stuff face! stuff face! Aye aye oh oh!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on June 11, 2011, 02:06:10 PM
There's this donut shop in my city and it's pretty much donut mecca. It's open 24 hours, there is ALWAYS a line, and people come from everywhere to get them.

Anyway, I had a strawberry donut for breakfast today. Watch the video for a description.

Also, you might want to watch it on mute. There's no narration, just awful muzak.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=158C5-u6dDA
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on June 14, 2011, 04:10:43 AM
There's this donut shop in my city and it's pretty much donut mecca. It's open 24 hours, there is ALWAYS a line, and people come from everywhere to get them.

Anyway, I had a strawberry donut for breakfast today. Watch the video for a description.

Also, you might want to watch it on mute. There's no narration, just awful muzak.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=158C5-u6dDA

Holy shit, I would eat there all the time!

The restaurant I work at has made me a tad bit chubbier. I gained a few pounds over the two months that I've been working there. I have a bit of a more pronounced belly. Ayayay.

http://www.youtube.com/v/tlL1D2AKzTY

The restaurant they're in in the video is the exact location I work at. This video is kind of old because none of those people in the background work there Except Ryan works at a really ghetto location. For the record I am allowed one free poutine per shift (this rule applies when my manager is working, when he's not there we eat as much as we want, though one small poutine is usually enough). Also, I can make my own, which usually consists of the veggie gravy and pulled pork. Sometimes chicken and the curry sauce. And the box sizes they use for the poutines are large, the small is 30% smaller than that. I don't even know why this information is relevant. What is relevant is - I'm working this weekend and this Sunday is the MMVA (much music video awards) which means tons of celebrities might actually walk through the door. I pray that Lady Gaga comes in and orders something and then I tell her that I am a piano/uke/harmonica player and singer who sometimes dabbles in opera. Then she will ask me to go on tour with her and then soon I'll become rich and famous just like her. YAY!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: slyvia k on June 14, 2011, 06:08:41 AM
There's this donut shop in my city and it's pretty much donut mecca. It's open 24 hours, there is ALWAYS a line, and people come from everywhere to get them.

Anyway, I had a strawberry donut for breakfast today. Watch the video for a description.

Also, you might want to watch it on mute. There's no narration, just awful muzak.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=158C5-u6dDA

Holy shit, I would eat there all the time!

The restaurant I work at has made me a tad bit chubbier. I gained a few pounds over the two months that I've been working there. I have a bit of a more pronounced belly. Ayayay.

http://www.youtube.com/v/tlL1D2AKzTY

The restaurant they're in in the video is the exact location I work at. This video is kind of old because none of those people in the background work there Except Ryan works at a really ghetto location. For the record I am allowed one free poutine per shift (this rule applies when my manager is working, when he's not there we eat as much as we want, though one small poutine is usually enough). Also, I can make my own, which usually consists of the veggie gravy and pulled pork. Sometimes chicken and the curry sauce. And the box sizes they use for the poutines are large, the small is 30% smaller than that. I don't even know why this information is relevant. What is relevant is - I'm working this weekend and this Sunday is the MMVA (much music video awards) which means tons of celebrities might actually walk through the door. I pray that Lady Gaga comes in and orders something and then I tell her that I am a piano/uke/harmonica player and singer who sometimes dabbles in opera. Then she will ask me to go on tour with her and then soon I'll become rich and famous just like her. YAY!
best of luck for your plan, seany!  :love5:
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Captain Oblivious on June 14, 2011, 11:28:25 AM
Yesterday, I was such a fat bastard. I got in from doing my shopping, and I made a wrap with lots of things in it. And it was really too much for me to contain everything but I almost succeeded. Like an hour after that I was hungry again, so I made myself some pasta with pesto and chicken and tomato sauce and naan bread. Also, coffee with both. Then my flatmate offered me some dessert so I ate it.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Annebelle. on June 14, 2011, 04:06:12 PM
I've gotten fat because of school: being tied to the computer all the time, or working at a table, sitting down, ... not having time to move because of the magnitude of the schoolwork that kept on coming and coming and coming. The being home all the time which was tied to the previous fact, also made me eat a little more than usual, not much though, but enough to gain a few kilos over the year...

My goal is to work them off again during summer break, though...
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on June 14, 2011, 11:11:05 PM
There's this donut shop in my city and it's pretty much donut mecca. It's open 24 hours, there is ALWAYS a line, and people come from everywhere to get them.

Anyway, I had a strawberry donut for breakfast today. Watch the video for a description.

Also, you might want to watch it on mute. There's no narration, just awful muzak.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=158C5-u6dDA

Holy shit, I would eat there all the time!

The restaurant I work at has made me a tad bit chubbier. I gained a few pounds over the two months that I've been working there. I have a bit of a more pronounced belly. Ayayay.

http://www.youtube.com/v/tlL1D2AKzTY

The restaurant they're in in the video is the exact location I work at. This video is kind of old because none of those people in the background work there Except Ryan works at a really ghetto location. For the record I am allowed one free poutine per shift (this rule applies when my manager is working, when he's not there we eat as much as we want, though one small poutine is usually enough). Also, I can make my own, which usually consists of the veggie gravy and pulled pork. Sometimes chicken and the curry sauce. And the box sizes they use for the poutines are large, the small is 30% smaller than that. I don't even know why this information is relevant. What is relevant is - I'm working this weekend and this Sunday is the MMVA (much music video awards) which means tons of celebrities might actually walk through the door. I pray that Lady Gaga comes in and orders something and then I tell her that I am a piano/uke/harmonica player and singer who sometimes dabbles in opera. Then she will ask me to go on tour with her and then soon I'll become rich and famous just like her. YAY!

Did I mention they do peach and blueberry donuts as well? I'm lucky I don't live right next door. I'd weight a fucktonne.

I've still yet to have poutine. One day I'll make it over the border and have some. Good luck on meeting The Lady Gaga. Some of my friends just went to pride in Italy and managed front row tickets for her show, as well as many run-ins with those Jersey Shore idiots. If they can do it, you can!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on June 16, 2011, 09:25:56 PM
I don't care about my weight anymore.  I know I should but I just don't give a flying fuck anymore. I have a boyfriend who loves me for who I am and I'm fine with my body. I'm also a person who needs variety and my mom is the most boring cook on the face of the planet! I just think as of now there is no hope for me.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: absynth aura on June 17, 2011, 10:42:48 PM
This.
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmys5tUpnp1qdkzr6o1_500.jpg)

Sure, it looks healthy. La vache qui rit, tomato, pesto, fresh cracked salt and pepper on ciabatta. But just you wait, you'll have one slice, and it's not enough. It's so good that you want more. And next thing you know, you've eaten a whole pack of cheese and pesto, and most of a loaf of bread. It's lethal this shit.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: imaginary friend on June 18, 2011, 12:05:40 AM
I don't care about my weight anymore.  I know I should but I just don't give a flying fuck anymore. I have a boyfriend who loves me for who I am and I'm fine with my body. I'm also a person who needs variety and my mom is the most boring cook on the face of the planet! I just think as of now there is no hope for me.

learn to cook. problem solved.

#@!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on June 18, 2011, 01:51:52 AM
I don't care about my weight anymore.  I know I should but I just don't give a flying fuck anymore. I have a boyfriend who loves me for who I am and I'm fine with my body. I'm also a person who needs variety and my mom is the most boring cook on the face of the planet! I just think as of now there is no hope for me.
Food doesn't have to be particularly fattening to be good....
Sure, a high fat-content is food's answer to a push-up bra, but there are plenty of ways
to make a recipe sexier without resorting to cheap shortcuts like adding sugar or butter.

I find that a good cut of meat, with a sprinkling of your favorite herbs/spices, then broiled,
roasted, or baked in an aluminium foil packet is about as tasty as anything you'll find, and
it's not terribly fattening.  Add in a generous serving of your favourite green veggie, raw
or cooked....  Stir-fried asparagus comes to mind, maybe with a bit of garlic...

If you're a vegetarian, you still have a LOT of options...  Totalfrog could tell you more than
I, but again, start with fresh ingredients, don't do too much to 'em, and choose herbs/spices
that make you happy - I love rosemary, thyme, CINNAMON!, a little bit of salt (add it last thing
before serving to maximise the effect without maximising the sodium).... basil, oregano...
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: tanqgirl on June 18, 2011, 02:23:49 AM
speaking of cooking food, and HEALTHY food at that...i'm thinking of making my chef hubz a) teach a class about healthy cooking and b) make a blog about it...

now if only he would make healthy food at home lol  ;D
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on June 18, 2011, 04:15:20 PM
I don't care about my weight anymore.  I know I should but I just don't give a flying fuck anymore. I have a boyfriend who loves me for who I am and I'm fine with my body. I'm also a person who needs variety and my mom is the most boring cook on the face of the planet! I just think as of now there is no hope for me.
Food doesn't have to be particularly fattening to be good....
Sure, a high fat-content is food's answer to a push-up bra, but there are plenty of ways
to make a recipe sexier without resorting to cheap shortcuts like adding sugar or butter.

I find that a good cut of meat, with a sprinkling of your favorite herbs/spices, then broiled,
roasted, or baked in an aluminium foil packet is about as tasty as anything you'll find, and
it's not terribly fattening.  Add in a generous serving of your favourite green veggie, raw
or cooked....  Stir-fried asparagus comes to mind, maybe with a bit of garlic...

If you're a vegetarian, you still have a LOT of options...  Totalfrog could tell you more than
I, but again, start with fresh ingredients, don't do too much to 'em, and choose herbs/spices
that make you happy - I love rosemary, thyme, CINNAMON!, a little bit of salt (add it last thing
before serving to maximise the effect without maximising the sodium).... basil, oregano...

Hmmm. Thanks Cee.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on June 20, 2011, 08:56:36 PM
Fried Kool-Aid

http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2011/06/fried-kool-aid-you-better-believe-it.html

and Fried Cereal

http://www.charlesphoenix.com/2011/06/fried-cereal-whats-your-mix/
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: absynth aura on June 25, 2011, 01:05:39 AM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnbxidxL7C1qdkzr6o1_500.jpg)

I made these today for my friends birthday tonight. They're Mocha Cupcakes with Swiss Buttercream.

God damn they are tasty. I almost want to eat the whole lot and not give her any lol!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on June 25, 2011, 01:17:11 AM
Those look fantastic!

Our opening day for ticket sales for our entire 2011-12 season go on sale soon, and I found a recipe for a citrus tiramisu that includes rum. We'll need it.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: absynth aura on June 25, 2011, 01:24:20 AM
They taste fantastic as well.

Oooooo that sounds delish! You should let me know how it tastes.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on June 25, 2011, 01:31:54 AM
I will!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: tanqgirl on June 25, 2011, 02:07:44 AM
i love the cupcake paper thingys you have! where did you get them??
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: absynth aura on June 25, 2011, 02:10:18 AM
I found them at a kitchenware shop in the mall I work in. I can't remember what it's called.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on June 25, 2011, 09:23:36 PM
Today it was reeeeally hot...  so when I got home from work, I took my
favourite oversize drinking cup, scooped in a bunch of raspberry sherbet,
then floated it with Reed's Premium Ginger Brew (really expensive ginger ale,
but the only kind my local grocery stocks that isn't made with HFCS).

                      :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: slyvia k on June 26, 2011, 11:20:56 AM
my diet for the past 6 days, (all cooked by me for my gf, and except the pesto ''invented'' by me, though i guess they might exist already)

pasta with fresh pesto i made.

sliced avocado, cherry tomatoes with olive oil and basil , bacon on wheat toast with basil mayo sandwich.

baked mini-calzones, some filled with buffalo mozzarella, anchovies and escarole salad cooked in oil and fresh onion; the others filled with spicy salami, cherry tomatoes, basil and buffalo mozzarella.

rice noodles sauteed with broccoli, spicy fresh peppers, fresh ginger, a bit of paprika, soy sauce, and shrimps that were first marinated in oil and onion and soy sauce, then rolled in crushed peanuts and fried to add a crunchy savoriness to them.

gnocchi with pancetta (it's like, diced bacon), onion, and asparagus, then sauteed with butter and grated parmesan cheese.

salad with rocket salad, tomatoes, diced potatoes, pecorino cheese, diced philadelphia cheese, then pesto sauce and olive oil.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on June 26, 2011, 12:30:23 PM
^I'm on my way.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: imaginary friend on June 26, 2011, 12:34:20 PM
(http://www.preparednesspro.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/GOUDA-WHEEL-RED-WAX-HOLLAND.jpg)


#@!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: slyvia k on June 26, 2011, 12:53:52 PM
^I'm on my way.
:D
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: lentower on June 26, 2011, 01:08:18 PM
(http://www.preparednesspro.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/GOUDA-WHEEL-RED-WAX-HOLLAND.jpg)

#@!

one of Cheddar's upscale cousins ; - }
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Ryan James on June 28, 2011, 10:45:30 AM
this...
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbf7rpUGrh1qczlfu.jpg)
oh and also some of this too.
(http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/chopin-vodka-51135.jpg?1176415367)

I could give up the booze or start hitting the gym . . . neither sounds particularly appealing.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on June 28, 2011, 11:51:09 AM
Mmm. Beer. Good choice.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Ryan James on June 28, 2011, 12:32:40 PM
Mmm. Beer. Good choice.
Sierra Nevada is my favorite. I call them "my green meanies" lol
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on June 28, 2011, 12:42:01 PM
Mmm. Beer. Good choice.
Sierra Nevada is my favorite. I call them "my green meanies" lol
Good nick name!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Cirque on June 28, 2011, 08:45:34 PM
Oh what a healthy day

Breakfast: 2 day old Chinese takeaway and a packet of bacon fries
Lunch: Chicken burrito with salsa
dinner: A plate of potato wedges.

Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on June 28, 2011, 09:26:46 PM
Breakfast - Frosties.
Lunch - Chocolate spread sandwich, coffee with more sugar than coffee, and a Snickers.
Dinner - Mysterious goo thing my step-mum made. Left most of it, filled up on crisps and cookies.

Tomorrow - repeat. I think I'd be better off if I at least put some normal food in the spaces between the junk. Also, looking at it like this I realise why I get so hungry o.O
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: slyvia k on July 04, 2011, 11:52:43 AM
i made a cake! and i made custard and whipped cream too!
(http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/8012/sbavz.jpg)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Cirque on July 04, 2011, 12:09:01 PM
Lately I've eaten far too many bacon, pudding, fried egg and brie sandwiches.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: lentower on July 04, 2011, 12:23:52 PM
i made a cake! and i made custard and whipped cream too!
(http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/8012/sbavz.jpg)

and it's a work of art!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on July 04, 2011, 04:01:42 PM
i made a cake! and i made custard and whipped cream too!
(http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/8012/sbavz.jpg)
Yes, please!   :tongue9:
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: imaginary friend on July 04, 2011, 04:43:47 PM
the awesome burgers I just grilled up.   :love5:

#@!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on July 07, 2011, 02:36:38 AM
Oh what a healthy day

Breakfast: 2 day old Chinese takeaway and a packet of bacon fries
Lunch: Chicken burrito with salsa
dinner: A plate of potato wedges.




Wow, you'd love Canada!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Cirque on July 07, 2011, 08:14:18 AM
Oh what a healthy day

Breakfast: 2 day old Chinese takeaway and a packet of bacon fries
Lunch: Chicken burrito with salsa
dinner: A plate of potato wedges.




Wow, you'd love Canada!

Oh I already know I would. See you there someday!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on July 07, 2011, 04:32:11 PM
Fried Kool-Aid

http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2011/06/fried-kool-aid-you-better-believe-it.html


Okay ew

People seem to have some competition between each other. See how we can kill ourselves with food. I mean look at this!:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yag2fr70CDk/S7V6Yd9yTwI/AAAAAAAAAPM/r2dMSwBIKOs/s1600/donut_bacon_burger_0.jpg)
This is a hamburger with a doughnut for a bun.

Ew, just ew
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on July 07, 2011, 05:57:16 PM
Fried Kool-Aid

http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2011/06/fried-kool-aid-you-better-believe-it.html


Okay ew

People seem to have some competition between each other. See how we can kill ourselves with food. I mean look at this!:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yag2fr70CDk/S7V6Yd9yTwI/AAAAAAAAAPM/r2dMSwBIKOs/s1600/donut_bacon_burger_0.jpg)
This is a hamburger with a doughnut for a bun.

Ew, just ew

I would actually *exercise* if I meant I could eat that just the once.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on July 07, 2011, 06:40:16 PM
Fried Kool-Aid

http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2011/06/fried-kool-aid-you-better-believe-it.html


Okay ew

People seem to have some competition between each other. See how we can kill ourselves with food. I mean look at this!:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yag2fr70CDk/S7V6Yd9yTwI/AAAAAAAAAPM/r2dMSwBIKOs/s1600/donut_bacon_burger_0.jpg)
This is a hamburger with a doughnut for a bun.

Ew, just ew

I would actually *exercise* if I meant I could eat that just the once.
You'd have to exercise a whole year to work off the weight that would give you. Besides, I'd rather just have the doughnut
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on July 07, 2011, 06:53:44 PM
Fried Kool-Aid

http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2011/06/fried-kool-aid-you-better-believe-it.html


Okay ew

People seem to have some competition between each other. See how we can kill ourselves with food. I mean look at this!:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yag2fr70CDk/S7V6Yd9yTwI/AAAAAAAAAPM/r2dMSwBIKOs/s1600/donut_bacon_burger_0.jpg)
This is a hamburger with a doughnut for a bun.

Ew, just ew

I would actually *exercise* if I meant I could eat that just the once.
You'd have to exercise a whole year to work off the weight that would give you. Besides, I'd rather just have the doughnut

Gnnffgh. How about just half of it?

See, I would think you'd be OK with eating a burger and then a donut for pudding, n'est-ce pas? This just saves time :)


...really fucking craving a Big Mac now.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: buttercup. on July 07, 2011, 06:58:37 PM
I just ordered tatter tots with cheddar cheese sauce.
I am a bad, bad woman.
As if going to the gym once means I'm cured of the chubs.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on July 07, 2011, 07:01:35 PM
I just ordered tatter tots with cheddar cheese sauce.
I am a bad, bad woman.
As if going to the gym once means I'm cured of the chubs.

But you will neeeever be cured of the sexy ;)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on July 07, 2011, 07:23:23 PM
Fried Kool-Aid

http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2011/06/fried-kool-aid-you-better-believe-it.html


Okay ew

People seem to have some competition between each other. See how we can kill ourselves with food. I mean look at this!:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yag2fr70CDk/S7V6Yd9yTwI/AAAAAAAAAPM/r2dMSwBIKOs/s1600/donut_bacon_burger_0.jpg)
This is a hamburger with a doughnut for a bun.

Ew, just ew

That actually looks so good. I would eat that right now. Like, right this very second. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on July 07, 2011, 07:28:51 PM
Fried Kool-Aid

http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2011/06/fried-kool-aid-you-better-believe-it.html


Okay ew

People seem to have some competition between each other. See how we can kill ourselves with food. I mean look at this!:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yag2fr70CDk/S7V6Yd9yTwI/AAAAAAAAAPM/r2dMSwBIKOs/s1600/donut_bacon_burger_0.jpg)
This is a hamburger with a doughnut for a bun.

Ew, just ew

That actually looks so good. I would eat that right now. Like, right this very second. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

I know right. We'll make it for us when I come to visit.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on July 07, 2011, 07:31:27 PM
Fried Kool-Aid

http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2011/06/fried-kool-aid-you-better-believe-it.html


Okay ew

People seem to have some competition between each other. See how we can kill ourselves with food. I mean look at this!:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yag2fr70CDk/S7V6Yd9yTwI/AAAAAAAAAPM/r2dMSwBIKOs/s1600/donut_bacon_burger_0.jpg)
This is a hamburger with a doughnut for a bun.

Ew, just ew

That actually looks so good. I would eat that right now. Like, right this very second. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

I know right. We'll make it for us when I come to visit.

Okay deal!!! There's a Tim Horton's beside my house, we'll buy a couple donuts, maybe some Timbits, and then go to the grocery down the street and buy hamburger meat.


Tim Horton's is a Canadian thing. It's basically a coffee shop with donuts and other shit and is sort of like the country version of Starbucks.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: imaginary friend on July 07, 2011, 07:36:41 PM
there's a fried egg on there too. at least it looks like it.

#@!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on July 07, 2011, 07:40:24 PM
Fried Kool-Aid

http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2011/06/fried-kool-aid-you-better-believe-it.html


Okay ew

People seem to have some competition between each other. See how we can kill ourselves with food. I mean look at this!:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yag2fr70CDk/S7V6Yd9yTwI/AAAAAAAAAPM/r2dMSwBIKOs/s1600/donut_bacon_burger_0.jpg)
This is a hamburger with a doughnut for a bun.

Ew, just ew

That actually looks so good. I would eat that right now. Like, right this very second. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

I know right. We'll make it for us when I come to visit.

Okay deal!!! There's a Tim Horton's beside my house, we'll buy a couple donuts, maybe some Timbits, and then go to the grocery down the street and buy hamburger meat.


Tim Horton's is a Canadian thing. It's basically a coffee shop with donuts and other shit and is sort of like the country version of Starbucks.

Bacon, eggs and onions as well. Also various sauces, and actually can I swap my bacon and eggs for a bit of salad and mayonnaisse and ketchup and pickles, massive amounts of pickles.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on July 07, 2011, 08:06:09 PM
Fried Kool-Aid

http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2011/06/fried-kool-aid-you-better-believe-it.html


Okay ew

People seem to have some competition between each other. See how we can kill ourselves with food. I mean look at this!:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yag2fr70CDk/S7V6Yd9yTwI/AAAAAAAAAPM/r2dMSwBIKOs/s1600/donut_bacon_burger_0.jpg)
This is a hamburger with a doughnut for a bun.

Ew, just ew

That actually looks so good. I would eat that right now. Like, right this very second. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

I know right. We'll make it for us when I come to visit.

Okay deal!!! There's a Tim Horton's beside my house, we'll buy a couple donuts, maybe some Timbits, and then go to the grocery down the street and buy hamburger meat.


Tim Horton's is a Canadian thing. It's basically a coffee shop with donuts and other shit and is sort of like the country version of Starbucks.

Bacon, eggs and onions as well. Also various sauces, and actually can I swap my bacon and eggs for a bit of salad and mayonnaisse and ketchup and pickles, massive amounts of pickles.

I'm going to Spain next summer for my cousins wedding and I might be travelling 'round Europe with my sister and cousins. If I happen to be near you (Belfast is it?) we should just eat at your favourite restaurant and go crazy.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on July 07, 2011, 08:08:24 PM
Fried Kool-Aid

http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2011/06/fried-kool-aid-you-better-believe-it.html


Okay ew

People seem to have some competition between each other. See how we can kill ourselves with food. I mean look at this!:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yag2fr70CDk/S7V6Yd9yTwI/AAAAAAAAAPM/r2dMSwBIKOs/s1600/donut_bacon_burger_0.jpg)
This is a hamburger with a doughnut for a bun.

Ew, just ew

That actually looks so good. I would eat that right now. Like, right this very second. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

I know right. We'll make it for us when I come to visit.

Okay deal!!! There's a Tim Horton's beside my house, we'll buy a couple donuts, maybe some Timbits, and then go to the grocery down the street and buy hamburger meat.


Tim Horton's is a Canadian thing. It's basically a coffee shop with donuts and other shit and is sort of like the country version of Starbucks.

Bacon, eggs and onions as well. Also various sauces, and actually can I swap my bacon and eggs for a bit of salad and mayonnaisse and ketchup and pickles, massive amounts of pickles.

I'm going to Spain next summer for my cousins wedding and I might be travelling 'round Europe with my sister and cousins. If I happen to be near you (Belfast is it?) we should just eat at your favourite restaurant and go crazy.

Belfast! Yes! I don't have any favourite restaurants though, so it's to Maccy D's with you ;) We may be able to find noodles somewhere, I dunno. I'm generally too poor and/or lazy to eat out. But you can cuddle Seamy if that makes up for it.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on July 07, 2011, 09:18:47 PM
Fried Kool-Aid

http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2011/06/fried-kool-aid-you-better-believe-it.html


Okay ew

People seem to have some competition between each other. See how we can kill ourselves with food. I mean look at this!:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yag2fr70CDk/S7V6Yd9yTwI/AAAAAAAAAPM/r2dMSwBIKOs/s1600/donut_bacon_burger_0.jpg)
This is a hamburger with a doughnut for a bun.

Ew, just ew

That actually looks so good. I would eat that right now. Like, right this very second. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

I know right. We'll make it for us when I come to visit.
If you two die of clogged arties, don't coming crying to me!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on July 07, 2011, 09:20:55 PM
^We're totally gonna haunt you like a mo'fo', clanking chains and wheezing fatty lungs and everything. YOU WIT' ME, SEEANY?!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on July 07, 2011, 09:43:01 PM
I'll just put in my headphones and ignore you.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on July 07, 2011, 09:51:31 PM
I'll just put in my headphones and ignore you.

We'll unplug them. Repeatedly. And we'll get into your stereo and clank in there as well. And then, when you're sexing someone up, we'll hold up score-cards behind their head so only you can see them.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on July 07, 2011, 11:44:14 PM
I'll just put in my headphones and ignore you.

We'll unplug them. Repeatedly. And we'll get into your stereo and clank in there as well. And then, when you're sexing someone up, we'll hold up score-cards behind their head so only you can see them.
Next time poor M is, well, you know... she's gonna crack up laughing, and good luck explaining why.....   ;D
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on July 08, 2011, 01:54:18 AM
I wanted to try that sandwich, but they don't have it at my fair anymore. It was only a Krispy Kreme with a grilled chicken patty, though. Maybe lettuce, tomato, and mayo. It actually sounded decent to me.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Agonistes on July 08, 2011, 02:13:23 AM
(http://thecontaminated.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/biggest-hamburger-1.jpg)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on July 08, 2011, 02:59:11 AM
Fried Kool-Aid

http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2011/06/fried-kool-aid-you-better-believe-it.html


Okay ew

People seem to have some competition between each other. See how we can kill ourselves with food. I mean look at this!:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yag2fr70CDk/S7V6Yd9yTwI/AAAAAAAAAPM/r2dMSwBIKOs/s1600/donut_bacon_burger_0.jpg)
This is a hamburger with a doughnut for a bun.

Ew, just ew

That actually looks so good. I would eat that right now. Like, right this very second. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

I know right. We'll make it for us when I come to visit.

Okay deal!!! There's a Tim Horton's beside my house, we'll buy a couple donuts, maybe some Timbits, and then go to the grocery down the street and buy hamburger meat.


Tim Horton's is a Canadian thing. It's basically a coffee shop with donuts and other shit and is sort of like the country version of Starbucks.

Bacon, eggs and onions as well. Also various sauces, and actually can I swap my bacon and eggs for a bit of salad and mayonnaisse and ketchup and pickles, massive amounts of pickles.

I'm going to Spain next summer for my cousins wedding and I might be travelling 'round Europe with my sister and cousins. If I happen to be near you (Belfast is it?) we should just eat at your favourite restaurant and go crazy.

Belfast! Yes! I don't have any favourite restaurants though, so it's to Maccy D's with you ;) We may be able to find noodles somewhere, I dunno. I'm generally too poor and/or lazy to eat out. But you can cuddle Seamy if that makes up for it.


Oh my gosh!!! Can I really? Will he be okay with a gay Asian just cuddling up his furriness?

Also, yes, I'd totally join you in a haunt. If and when I die, I want to become a ghost!!! Oh my god! The things I would do!

As for McDonald's, I'm fine with that cuz I know it'd be different than the ones in Canada and America. Though I've noticed that McDonald's vary per country. It's weird. The ones in the Philippines has spaghetti options, and things with rice, and other Asian delights. The ones in America has food that looks exactly like the ads. The ones in Canada have half-assed food that looks nothing like the ads. Nothing at all!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: slyvia k on July 08, 2011, 05:37:25 AM
isn't the doughnut burger a paula deen recipe? i'd SO eat it. yum.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMRHGW_K-M8&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMRHGW_K-M8&feature=related)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on July 08, 2011, 11:47:41 AM
I first saw it at the LA County Fair. Not sure who was truly first, though; Paula Deen or Chicken Charlie.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on July 08, 2011, 12:37:40 PM
I'll just put in my headphones and ignore you.

We'll unplug them. Repeatedly. And we'll get into your stereo and clank in there as well. And then, when you're sexing someone up, we'll hold up score-cards behind their head so only you can see them.
Or you could posses my boyfriend. :)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: imaginary friend on July 20, 2011, 10:37:26 PM
1,500-seat McDonald's to open in London:    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43828768/ns/business-consumer_news/t/now-super-sizing--seat-mcdonalds/?gt1=43001

#@!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on July 20, 2011, 10:41:22 PM
I made Nutella brownies last night.

(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b91/FebruaryStar02/homer-drooling.png)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Annebelle. on July 21, 2011, 03:23:39 PM
A few days ago I made dulce de leche (condensed sugared milked, boiled to the point where it turns into a caramel-like paste), i actually made it so my dad can turn it into ice cream. But I boiled an extra can for me/my family to eat with either vanilla ice cream, or put on other stuff. Today I ate a bag of mini oreos an put the dulce de leche on both sides of the oreo... it was very, very, very yummy...
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on July 21, 2011, 03:48:37 PM
Oreos are considered America's favorite cookie but boy are they bad for us.

But they taste so good!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on July 21, 2011, 05:37:59 PM
Seamy says he wants to lose weight. In the same conversation, he told me that for the second time in ten days he polished off a tube of condensed milk by himself xD I personally think he's completely lovely-looking, but he's not one to listen to reason.


The reason I'm fat is that I eat like five meals a day xD I just get so huuuungry o.O
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: N.U. on July 21, 2011, 06:09:14 PM
You are NOT fat, Indja.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Agonistes on July 21, 2011, 06:11:25 PM
i agree.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on July 21, 2011, 06:16:49 PM
No, I know, but I wanted to do the topic title xD I'm all wobbly in the right places ;)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: absynth aura on July 23, 2011, 03:44:05 AM
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lorvezQ5ME1qdkzr6o1_500.png)
Behold. My birthday cake. A day late. But still bad for you.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Ryan James on July 23, 2011, 09:17:51 AM
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lorvezQ5ME1qdkzr6o1_500.png)
Behold. My birthday cake. A day late. But still bad for you.
Okay I'm just going to ask the obvious question here, but is there even "cake" in there?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: absynth aura on July 23, 2011, 05:57:25 PM
There is indeed a nice moist chocolate cake under there. The whole triangular piece is made of cake.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on July 23, 2011, 08:19:19 PM
I'm never going back to our local Chinese buffet. I managed to regain a pound. Curse you Crab Rangoon!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Shock G on July 25, 2011, 08:47:11 PM
Nutella

(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b91/FebruaryStar02/homer-drooling.png)

That's all you had to say.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on July 26, 2011, 01:40:17 AM
Nutella

(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b91/FebruaryStar02/homer-drooling.png)

That's all you had to say.

This is true.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: SpookyTwigg on July 28, 2011, 08:41:09 AM
One of the worst things for me is probably pastabake... if only because i use an entire block of cheese to top it off and then I will eat it as pasta bake sandwiches (each with a ton of butter) possibly one of the greatest things ever.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: JohnnyDBBUK on July 28, 2011, 10:34:40 AM
pasta bake rocks.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: The Angel Raliel on July 28, 2011, 10:48:50 AM
oh indeed.....
but i am currently craving fish and chips
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Shock G on July 28, 2011, 11:49:15 AM
oh indeed.....
but i am currently craving fish and chips

 :headbang:

Made with haddock and some malt vinegar covering everything...sooo good!  I might have to make some tonight.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: The Angel Raliel on July 28, 2011, 11:56:46 AM
indeed......one of the best chippies in North london is not far from me...and is kind of on the way home......now how to justify the expense
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on July 28, 2011, 02:37:40 PM
oh indeed.....
but i am currently craving fish and chips
That's somewhat healthy.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: SpookyTwigg on July 28, 2011, 03:22:31 PM
It's true, the chippies here are completely evil. But now I REALLY want a battered sausage.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on July 28, 2011, 03:24:55 PM
^Chips and mushy peas, biatch. It's the only way to go.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on July 28, 2011, 03:27:45 PM
I want some mashed potatoes and fried chicken.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: The Angel Raliel on July 28, 2011, 04:30:22 PM
cor...and a saveloy! umm yes deep fried stuff that is not avian.........actually battered haggis is also good but sadly not available at all in london
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: SpookyTwigg on July 29, 2011, 02:29:54 PM
Stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese... Oh so much extra cheese.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on July 29, 2011, 03:20:34 PM
Oh my God, I haven't had mushy peas in forever.  I want some now.

Love 'em ;)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on August 03, 2011, 08:32:10 PM
Stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese... Oh so much extra cheese.
Take one bite and listen! You'll hear your arties clogging up.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on August 04, 2011, 03:05:27 AM
There's a Nutella cheesecake with an Oreo crust in my oven.

I'm apparently on a kick, and have gone through 2 jars in the past 2 weeks.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: SpookyTwigg on August 04, 2011, 07:30:23 AM
Stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese... Oh so much extra cheese.
Take one bite and listen! You'll hear your arties clogging up.
oh so that's what that sound is... suddenly it makes a lot more sense
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: imaginary friend on August 04, 2011, 10:51:39 AM
There's a Nutella cheesecake with an Oreo crust in my oven.

I'm apparently on a kick, and have gone through 2 jars in the past 2 weeks.

Oreos come in jars?

:P

#@!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on August 04, 2011, 12:15:34 PM
I order myself a personal pan pizza with extra cheese. Gosh, I am such a fatty.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Shock G on August 04, 2011, 02:15:36 PM
I order myself a personal pan pizza with extra cheese. Gosh, I am such a fatty.

 ;D

I could go for a large thin crust pizza right now....not sure if I would cover it in red pepper or garlic oil though.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on August 04, 2011, 02:26:07 PM
I order myself a personal pan pizza with extra cheese. Gosh, I am such a fatty.

 ;D

I could go for a large thin crust pizza right now....not sure if I would cover it in red pepper or garlic oil though.
Did I mention that I added cheese breadsticks?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on August 04, 2011, 02:33:41 PM
There's a Nutella cheesecake with an Oreo crust in my oven.

I'm apparently on a kick, and have gone through 2 jars in the past 2 weeks.

Oreos come in jars?

:P

#@!

Silly. I meant 2 jars of Nutella.


I order myself a personal pan pizza with extra cheese. Gosh, I am such a fatty.

 ;D

I could go for a large thin crust pizza right now....not sure if I would cover it in red pepper or garlic oil though.
Did I mention that I added cheese breadsticks?

DO WANT.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on August 04, 2011, 02:37:18 PM
They were sooooooooooooooo good!

But now I can only get carrots and water for the rest of the week.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: tanqgirl on August 05, 2011, 01:43:10 AM
tomorrow i will make myself a from scratch chocolate cake, and i will probably eat most of it BECAUSE I CAN, and it's mine damnit
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on August 05, 2011, 06:19:28 PM
tomorrow i will make myself a from scratch chocolate cake, and i will probably eat most of it BECAUSE I CAN, and it's mine damnit
[like]
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Agonistes on August 05, 2011, 07:11:22 PM
tomorrow i will make myself a from scratch chocolate cake, and i will probably eat most of it BECAUSE I CAN, and it's mine damnit
[like]

[ceegeebee and agonistes both like this]
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Shock G on August 05, 2011, 07:42:26 PM
tomorrow i will make myself a from scratch chocolate cake, and i will probably eat most of it BECAUSE I CAN, and it's mine damnit
[like]

[ceegeebee and agonistes both like this]

Me too, me too!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: imaginary friend on August 05, 2011, 07:47:28 PM
instant mashed potatoes.  :glasses9:

sometimes, nothing else will do.  :love5:

#@!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on August 05, 2011, 08:02:06 PM
instant mashed potatoes.  :glasses9:

sometimes, nothing else will do.  :love5:

#@!
*drools all over the floor*

Is there garlic?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: imaginary friend on August 05, 2011, 08:06:27 PM
no. maybe next time. :)



#@!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on August 05, 2011, 08:07:05 PM
no. maybe next time. :)



#@!
Damn.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: The Angel Raliel on August 06, 2011, 02:10:39 AM
yhou know what.....i also have a thing for instant mash.....it's kind of wierd as proper mash is much nicer....but i get a craving for the instant stuff.....and they had robots in their adverts for decades......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofv5Ca1LD8U&feature=related
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: tanqgirl on August 06, 2011, 03:20:54 PM
OMG I WANT INSTANT MASH POTATO ROBOTS!!!! they're so cute!!! and i like that they laugh at us for ya know making our own mashed potatoes...

i definitely prefer real mashed potatoes...but seeing as we usually couldnt afford to buy enough potatoes to make them and could get a shit ton of instant stuff for less then a dollar, we used to get it and eat it fairly often, so i'm used to it, plus the hubz likes to add butter and garlic...one time he even made a cheapo version of a "kfc chicken bowl" for us with leftover corn casserole (this was after thanksgiving or christmas and we were trying to get rid of leftovers) chicken nuggets, instant mash, and leftover gravy...IT WAS SOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOD
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: absynth aura on August 06, 2011, 06:32:48 PM
Bacon, eggs and hash browns for breakfast?

Don't mind if I do.

And I'm not even hungover...
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on August 06, 2011, 06:34:56 PM
OMG I WANT INSTANT MASH POTATO ROBOTS!!!! they're so cute!!! and i like that they laugh at us for ya know making our own mashed potatoes...

i definitely prefer real mashed potatoes...but seeing as we usually couldnt afford to buy enough potatoes to make them and could get a shit ton of instant stuff for less then a dollar, we used to get it and eat it fairly often, so i'm used to it, plus the hubz likes to add butter and garlic...one time he even made a cheapo version of a "kfc chicken bowl" for us with leftover corn casserole (this was after thanksgiving or christmas and we were trying to get rid of leftovers) chicken nuggets, instant mash, and leftover gravy...IT WAS SOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOD

Who thought fried chicken and mashed potatoes would go so well together?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: SpookyTwigg on August 07, 2011, 07:00:32 PM
I really can't understand the instant mash love.. but the smash robots were stupidly cool.

My fat making thing today is chocolate... fuck-tons of chocolate.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Captain Oblivious on August 07, 2011, 07:45:20 PM
Fat bastard time. Tonight I made myself some pasta, a big bowl with a tomato based sauce and pesto. Then, my flatmate gave me some salads he'd made, so I have a mixed leaf salad with various vegetables in it and olive oil and balsamic vinegar. He also made a potato salad with mayonnaise and scallions. I would have had garlic bread too but it was a day old and too hard to chew :(
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Shock G on August 07, 2011, 09:47:45 PM
OMG I WANT INSTANT MASH POTATO ROBOTS!!!! they're so cute!!! and i like that they laugh at us for ya know making our own mashed potatoes...

i definitely prefer real mashed potatoes...but seeing as we usually couldnt afford to buy enough potatoes to make them and could get a shit ton of instant stuff for less then a dollar, we used to get it and eat it fairly often, so i'm used to it, plus the hubz likes to add butter and garlic...one time he even made a cheapo version of a "kfc chicken bowl" for us with leftover corn casserole (this was after thanksgiving or christmas and we were trying to get rid of leftovers) chicken nuggets, instant mash, and leftover gravy...IT WAS SOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOD

I used to eat them all the time as a kid...it's as much for the memories as anything.  But like anything instant toss in a few extra ingredients and it goes from eh to some decent food.  I've maxed out my fat food eating with a burger and fries that probably topped 2000 calories yesterday so it is health food time  :'(

Well unless I bake angel
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on August 07, 2011, 10:06:42 PM
Just ordered a pizza with extra cheese for me. It's really to combat this hangover, though...but still...
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on August 07, 2011, 11:27:55 PM
Just ordered a pizza with extra cheese for me. It's really to combat this hangover, though...but still...
Join the "Extra Cheese Lover" fan club Meg. I too am addicted to the oogey gooey goodness.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on August 08, 2011, 02:38:43 AM
Just ordered a pizza with extra cheese for me. It's really to combat this hangover, though...but still...
Join the "Extra Cheese Lover" fan club Meg. I too am addicted to the oogey gooey goodness.
I am totally a member. Salty cheesy goodness. Om nom.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Savannah on August 08, 2011, 02:42:55 AM
Just ordered a pizza with extra cheese for me. It's really to combat this hangover, though...but still...
Join the "Extra Cheese Lover" fan club Meg. I too am addicted to the oogey gooey goodness.
I am totally a member. Salty cheesy goodness. Om nom.

Am i eating cheese filled biscuits right now?! Totally om nom nom!!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: The Angel Raliel on August 08, 2011, 06:32:16 AM
Just ordered a pizza with extra cheese for me. It's really to combat this hangover, though...but still...
Join the "Extra Cheese Lover" fan club Meg. I too am addicted to the oogey gooey goodness.
I am totally a member. Salty cheesy goodness. Om nom.
Innuendo thread!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on August 08, 2011, 07:33:21 AM
Just ordered a pizza with extra cheese for me. It's really to combat this hangover, though...but still...
Join the "Extra Cheese Lover" fan club Meg. I too am addicted to the oogey gooey goodness.
I am totally a member. Salty cheesy goodness. Om nom.

Am i eating cheese filled biscuits right now?! Totally om nom nom!!

Give me one!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Savannah on August 08, 2011, 07:38:09 AM
Just ordered a pizza with extra cheese for me. It's really to combat this hangover, though...but still...
Join the "Extra Cheese Lover" fan club Meg. I too am addicted to the oogey gooey goodness.
I am totally a member. Salty cheesy goodness. Om nom.

Am i eating cheese filled biscuits right now?! Totally om nom nom!!

Give me one!

Gladly  :D *hands one, hands two, hands one-two-three-four*
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on August 08, 2011, 07:44:36 AM
Just ordered a pizza with extra cheese for me. It's really to combat this hangover, though...but still...
Join the "Extra Cheese Lover" fan club Meg. I too am addicted to the oogey gooey goodness.
I am totally a member. Salty cheesy goodness. Om nom.

Am i eating cheese filled biscuits right now?! Totally om nom nom!!

Give me one!

Gladly  :D *hands one, hands two, hands one-two-three-four*

My arties are already clogging up!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: The Angel Raliel on August 08, 2011, 08:01:45 AM
apparently some of the looters broke into a Macdonalds and prepared their own burgers...
others went and toched A Krispy Kreme shop.....whyyyyyy?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on August 08, 2011, 02:08:35 PM
They're hippies. That's the only explanation!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Captain Oblivious on August 08, 2011, 03:21:55 PM
I made myself a "breakfast" wrap earlier. Two big sausages, two rashers of thick bacon and an egg. Brown sauce, toasted, with coffee.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: absynth aura on August 08, 2011, 03:39:52 PM
^I have something like that for lunch today, a bacon, egg, and hashbrown wrap with lettuce and tomato
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on August 08, 2011, 09:51:28 PM
Oh my god, I recently made these banana nutella won tons which is basically won ton wrapper with nutell spread inside and a slice of banana then wrapped up and fried. The first time I made it I sprinkled sugar and maple syrup. But today.... Today I made it with caramel spread!! OH MY GOD!!! And then I had frozen yoghurt along with it. Diabetes runs in both sides of the family, and I'd say about 90% of the family on my moms side has diabetes, I'm not very sure about my dad's side.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on August 09, 2011, 01:42:46 AM
apparently some of the looters broke into a Macdonalds and prepared their own burgers...
The amount of misery they'll be in after an all you can steal Macca's marathon will be justice enough.

Also stay safe.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: imaginary friend on August 09, 2011, 06:51:32 PM
(http://col.stb.s-msn.com/i/6A/EF2E4F2068C7AA99F3F2E24C4F5D.jpg)

#@!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Captain Oblivious on August 09, 2011, 07:01:58 PM
I have had chocolate waffles for breakfast the last two mornings. Basically just normal waffles with Nutella alllll over them ♥
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on August 09, 2011, 07:06:46 PM
(http://col.stb.s-msn.com/i/6A/EF2E4F2068C7AA99F3F2E24C4F5D.jpg)

#@!

What?
How?
Who?
Why?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: imaginary friend on August 09, 2011, 07:08:11 PM
read about it here:    http://www.delish.com/food-fun/food-fashion?gt1=36010

#@!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Savannah on August 09, 2011, 07:11:44 PM
read about it here:    http://www.delish.com/food-fun/food-fashion?gt1=36010

#@!

Spaghetti dress is amazing, reminds me of my dear Flying Spaghetti Monster :o

A big RAmen to that!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on August 09, 2011, 07:39:43 PM
I'm partial to the cream puff wedding dress.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on August 09, 2011, 09:24:49 PM
Both the lettuce and artichoke dresses are fabulous.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: imaginary friend on August 19, 2011, 12:55:38 AM
this is why you're gonna be:

(http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2011-08/353534580-18121555.jpg)


 :D   yes, it's real. it's called the Triple Double Oreo.  :D

#@!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: murmur on August 19, 2011, 01:28:15 AM
this is why you're gonna be:

(http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2011-08/353534580-18121555.jpg)


 :D   yes, it's real. it's called the Triple Double Oreo.  :D

#@!

Yup most def real we give them to clients at the salon =X hahaha
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: tanqgirl on August 19, 2011, 11:34:53 PM
next time we make em i'll have to put a pic up...we make things that are like that but rolled into a ball! the inside is dark and milk chocolate mixed with cream cheese and other stuff rolled into a ball, and THEN you put white chocolate over it, and then i prefer to put them in the freezer...SO GOOD
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on August 19, 2011, 11:52:28 PM
I might be getting a job here:
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Diabetes her I come.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: imaginary friend on August 20, 2011, 11:01:03 AM
either that, or you get so sick of seeing cupcakes that you never want one again.

#@!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on August 20, 2011, 12:51:04 PM
Pick'n'miiiiix!!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on August 23, 2011, 10:30:49 PM
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I think I'm going to go get liposuction and become a vegan.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: tanqgirl on August 23, 2011, 10:51:21 PM
chinese food and cheezits nom nom nom nom
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Agonistes on August 23, 2011, 11:22:32 PM
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I think I'm going to go get liposuction and become a vegan.

...or maybe just learn to be less critical of others.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on August 23, 2011, 11:23:38 PM
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I think I'm going to go get liposuction and become a vegan.

...or maybe just learn to be less critical of others.

Sorry but this women is slowly killing herself and her children are watching her. I can't condone this.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Agonistes on August 23, 2011, 11:26:56 PM
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I think I'm going to go get liposuction and become a vegan.

...or maybe just learn to be less critical of others.

Sorry but this women is slowly killing herself and her children are watching her. I can't condone this.

your message was unclear.  you didnt tell the whole story of your thoughts (or how you know this woman and her story) and therefore seemed to be making a pretty shallow point.  plus i've actually never heard of a vegan getting lipo.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on August 23, 2011, 11:28:40 PM
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I think I'm going to go get liposuction and become a vegan.

...or maybe just learn to be less critical of others.

Sorry but this women is slowly killing herself and her children are watching her. I can't condone this.

your message was unclear.  you didnt tell the whole story of your thoughts (or how you know this woman and her story) and therefore seemed to be making a pretty shallow point.  plus i've actually never heard of a vegan getting lipo.

I heard about this story through a podcast I listen to and I went to find the actual story. I'm all for not being skinny if you don't want to but this is just sad. She's slowly killing herself for her five minutes of fame and denying her children a mother.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Agonistes on August 23, 2011, 11:31:20 PM
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I think I'm going to go get liposuction and become a vegan.

...or maybe just learn to be less critical of others.

Sorry but this women is slowly killing herself and her children are watching her. I can't condone this.

your message was unclear.  you didnt tell the whole story of your thoughts (or how you know this woman and her story) and therefore seemed to be making a pretty shallow point.  plus i've actually never heard of a vegan getting lipo.

I heard about this story through a podcast I listen to and I went to find the actual story. I'm all for not being skinny if you don't want to but this is just sad. She's slowly killing herself for her five minutes of fame and denying her children a mother.

i don't know the story at all, but i'm pretty sure it's not up to me to condone or condemn.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on August 23, 2011, 11:32:36 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/BlazeJons/Ewwwwwwwww.png)

I think I'm going to go get liposuction and become a vegan.

...or maybe just learn to be less critical of others.

Sorry but this women is slowly killing herself and her children are watching her. I can't condone this.

your message was unclear.  you didnt tell the whole story of your thoughts (or how you know this woman and her story) and therefore seemed to be making a pretty shallow point.  plus i've actually never heard of a vegan getting lipo.

I heard about this story through a podcast I listen to and I went to find the actual story. I'm all for not being skinny if you don't want to but this is just sad. She's slowly killing herself for her five minutes of fame and denying her children a mother.

i don't know the story at all, but i'm pretty sure it's not up to me to condone or condemn.

I'm against suicide of any kind. Call me too moral.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on August 24, 2011, 12:36:32 AM
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I think I'm going to go get liposuction and become a vegan.

...or maybe just learn to be less critical of others.

Sorry but this women is slowly killing herself and her children are watching her. I can't condone this.

your message was unclear.  you didnt tell the whole story of your thoughts (or how you know this woman and her story) and therefore seemed to be making a pretty shallow point.  plus i've actually never heard of a vegan getting lipo.

I heard about this story through a podcast I listen to and I went to find the actual story. I'm all for not being skinny if you don't want to but this is just sad. She's slowly killing herself for her five minutes of fame and denying her children a mother.

i don't know the story at all, but i'm pretty sure it's not up to me to condone or condemn.

I'm against suicide of any kind. Call me too moral.
Not too moral to judge others though.

I wouldn't do what she's doing, most people wouldn't but it's her body to do with as she chooses.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on August 24, 2011, 05:26:29 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/BlazeJons/Ewwwwwwwww.png)

I think I'm going to go get liposuction and become a vegan.

...or maybe just learn to be less critical of others.

Sorry but this women is slowly killing herself and her children are watching her. I can't condone this.

your message was unclear.  you didnt tell the whole story of your thoughts (or how you know this woman and her story) and therefore seemed to be making a pretty shallow point.  plus i've actually never heard of a vegan getting lipo.

I heard about this story through a podcast I listen to and I went to find the actual story. I'm all for not being skinny if you don't want to but this is just sad. She's slowly killing herself for her five minutes of fame and denying her children a mother.

i don't know the story at all, but i'm pretty sure it's not up to me to condone or condemn.

I'm against suicide of any kind. Call me too moral.
Not too moral to judge others though.

I wouldn't do what she's doing, most people wouldn't but it's her body to do with as she chooses.

Okay, yeah I'm judging slightly because she's killing herself. I am so sorry that I'm not like you who never judges anybody.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on August 24, 2011, 06:28:06 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/BlazeJons/Ewwwwwwwww.png)

I think I'm going to go get liposuction and become a vegan.

...or maybe just learn to be less critical of others.

Sorry but this women is slowly killing herself and her children are watching her. I can't condone this.

your message was unclear.  you didnt tell the whole story of your thoughts (or how you know this woman and her story) and therefore seemed to be making a pretty shallow point.  plus i've actually never heard of a vegan getting lipo.

I heard about this story through a podcast I listen to and I went to find the actual story. I'm all for not being skinny if you don't want to but this is just sad. She's slowly killing herself for her five minutes of fame and denying her children a mother.

i don't know the story at all, but i'm pretty sure it's not up to me to condone or condemn.

I'm against suicide of any kind. Call me too moral.
Not too moral to judge others though.

I wouldn't do what she's doing, most people wouldn't but it's her body to do with as she chooses.

Okay, yeah I'm judging slightly because she's killing herself. I am so sorry that I'm not like you who never judges anybody.
I don't know her. It isn't any of my business what she gets up to. How is it any of yours?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on August 24, 2011, 06:31:03 PM
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I think I'm going to go get liposuction and become a vegan.

...or maybe just learn to be less critical of others.

Sorry but this women is slowly killing herself and her children are watching her. I can't condone this.

your message was unclear.  you didnt tell the whole story of your thoughts (or how you know this woman and her story) and therefore seemed to be making a pretty shallow point.  plus i've actually never heard of a vegan getting lipo.

I heard about this story through a podcast I listen to and I went to find the actual story. I'm all for not being skinny if you don't want to but this is just sad. She's slowly killing herself for her five minutes of fame and denying her children a mother.

i don't know the story at all, but i'm pretty sure it's not up to me to condone or condemn.

I'm against suicide of any kind. Call me too moral.
Not too moral to judge others though.

I wouldn't do what she's doing, most people wouldn't but it's her body to do with as she chooses.

Okay, yeah I'm judging slightly because she's killing herself. I am so sorry that I'm not like you who never judges anybody.
I don't know her. It isn't any of my business what she gets up to. How is it any of yours?
I never said it was but I an entitled to my opinion and unlike you, I'm not perfect. I make mistakes.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on August 24, 2011, 06:36:12 PM
I never said it was but I an entitled to my opinion and unlike you, I'm not perfect. I make mistakes.
Finally someone has recognised my impeccable faultlessness. About time too.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on August 24, 2011, 06:42:24 PM
Okay. Well, I guess I'm not going to post about cupcakes, then.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on August 24, 2011, 06:50:18 PM
Okay. Well, I guess I'm not going to post about cupcakes, then.
I wanna see the cuppycakes.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on August 24, 2011, 07:10:05 PM
Okay. Well, I guess I'm not going to post about cupcakes, then.
I wanna see the cuppycakes.

Shot on my phone:

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Chocolate with chocolate ganache and white chocolate garnish and strawberry lemonade (lemon cake with strawberry frosting) strawberry and lemon peel garnish.

The strawberry frosting was being a little bitch and running (slowly) everywhere. Super obnoxious.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on August 24, 2011, 07:11:47 PM
Okay. Well, I guess I'm not going to post about cupcakes, then.
I wanna see the cuppycakes.

Shot on my phone:

(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b91/FebruaryStar02/0823112003.jpg)

(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b91/FebruaryStar02/0823112003a.jpg)

Chocolate with chocolate ganache and white chocolate garnish and strawberry lemonade (lemon cake with strawberry frosting) strawberry and lemon peel garnish.

The strawberry frosting was being a little bitch and running (slowly) everywhere. Super obnoxious.
nom.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Savannah on August 24, 2011, 07:13:28 PM
Hurray for the cupcakes!!!

Aaaaaaaaaand, this is the yummiest thing ever on the whole face of the earth;

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Just came back from the holiday and found a plateful of it in my fridge, i luv my grannie  :love5:

for those who are interested in or curious, it's vine leaves stuffed with rice and here is the recipe:

http://kitchenpress.wordpress.com/2011/02/26/vine-leaf-rolls-stuffed-with-flavored-rice/
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on August 24, 2011, 07:14:52 PM
Nom. Now I am craving cupcakes and stuffed vine leaves.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Annebelle. on August 24, 2011, 07:19:25 PM
Okay. Well, I guess I'm not going to post about cupcakes, then.
I wanna see the cuppycakes.

Shot on my phone:

(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b91/FebruaryStar02/0823112003.jpg)

(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b91/FebruaryStar02/0823112003a.jpg)

Chocolate with chocolate ganache and white chocolate garnish and strawberry lemonade (lemon cake with strawberry frosting) strawberry and lemon peel garnish.

The strawberry frosting was being a little bitch and running (slowly) everywhere. Super obnoxious.
nom.

Want.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Savannah on August 24, 2011, 07:19:58 PM
Mrs Froggy, we love whatever coloured in green.
I'd gladly share it or cook some for you if we lived in near places. Yet the recipe worths trying  :D
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on August 24, 2011, 07:21:01 PM
Mrs Froggy, we love whatever coloured in green.
I'd gladly share it or cook some for you if we lived in near places. Yet the recipe worths trying  :D
It's similar to the one I already use. I may have to make them today.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Savannah on August 24, 2011, 07:22:09 PM
Mrs Froggy, we love whatever coloured in green.
I'd gladly share it or cook some for you if we lived in near places. Yet the recipe worths trying  :D
It's similar to the one I already use. I may have to make them today.

Aaah, good to know. Is it something cooked and known by many people there?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on August 24, 2011, 07:23:59 PM
Mrs Froggy, we love whatever coloured in green.
I'd gladly share it or cook some for you if we lived in near places. Yet the recipe worths trying  :D
It's similar to the one I already use. I may have to make them today.

Aaah, good to know. Is it something cooked and known by many people there?
We eat food from all over the place but Turkish food is really popular here.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Savannah on August 24, 2011, 07:28:18 PM
Mrs Froggy, we love whatever coloured in green.
I'd gladly share it or cook some for you if we lived in near places. Yet the recipe worths trying  :D
It's similar to the one I already use. I may have to make them today.

Aaah, good to know. Is it something cooked and known by many people there?
We eat food from all over the place but Turkish food is really popular here.

I see, haha this is why most Turkish people are fat including me  ;D Btw adding a tea spoon of cinnamon  makes stuffed vine leaves even more wonderful. I'm not very good at world kitchens but i cook most of the classic traditional foods here.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: imaginary friend on August 25, 2011, 01:12:41 AM
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I would kill for that right now!

#@!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on August 25, 2011, 01:52:16 AM
I would kill for that right now!

#@!

I'm sure you wouldn't have to. If you ask nicely, she'll likely share!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Savannah on August 25, 2011, 01:59:28 AM
I would kill for that right now!

#@!

I'm sure you wouldn't have to. If you ask nicely, she'll likely share!

Yeah what she said. Also you wouldn't like to kill me because i'm an eternal vine-leave-wrapper.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: SpookyTwigg on August 25, 2011, 06:27:47 AM
Does this mean I can have some too if I don't kill?

I LOVE stuffed vine leaves.

Also my house is filled with biscuits.... it will not be for long.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Savannah on August 25, 2011, 08:25:46 AM
Are you crazy, of course you all can has some  ;D

The problem is, they tend to get spoiled in the shipment. So you need to come and take, ooor wait for me to go there. Well, my new dream job is professional vine leave stuffing, umm shall i open a little traditional restaurant abroad?

Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: SpookyTwigg on August 25, 2011, 10:16:16 AM
I think that sounds like a damn good plan. Now you'll just have to deal with the massive fight about which place it is that gets you.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Savannah on August 25, 2011, 10:53:43 AM
Yeah that sounds like a problem. But as far as i can see Mrs Froggy can do it, and England is happy with kebabs, so i'd say somewhere in U.S.
Maybe later it grows to be a chain restaurants system  :D

Even dreaming about it is wonderful. Baklavas, vine leaves, pastries, desserts and all... It would certainly be what i'd do if i moved to another country. Since i started to this shitty foreign trade job i miss spending time in the kitchen and cooking some yummy delish meals.

Anyway i still can give recipes for many strange yet tasty dishes for the dolls who are able to cook.

Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on August 25, 2011, 11:22:35 AM
I'm definitely putting on weight. Seamy has no money, and I'm not paying rent for living with him, so we've decided that I'll buy our food. The only problem being that we're both monstorously lazy, and while he likes to cook, I hate it with a passion, and I also hate buying food that I have to wait to eat. So, we've been living on take-aways pretty much since I got home. Logically I know that I'd be much healthier and certainly richer if we actually cooked, but gah.... Cba >.<
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: imaginary friend on August 25, 2011, 11:26:22 AM
cooking is one of the best things in life, girl.

I got placed in charge of cooking the family dinners when my mom re-entered the workforce when I was 10; my older sis couldn't cook, and my brother (who was already a pretty good cook at 13) was always off somewhere playing sports. loved doing it from day one - it never seemed like a chore.

then again, that's just me.

#@!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on August 25, 2011, 11:34:00 AM
I haaate it :( When my auntie came round to stay with my brother and me when our parents were away, she took it upon herself to investigate why her daughter, my brother and I hate cooking so much. Our findings were that the most frustrating things about cooking were waiting for the food to cook, especially when you're already fucking hungry, trusting that while it's in the oven it really is doing what it ought to be doing, dealing with having multiple parts of the meal cooking at the same time or having to go on at different times, and the worry of having spent all that time cooking - especially if it's something new - and ending up with a really foul-ass meal.

So, if there's any way of removing all these nuisances in one fell swoop that *isn't* Dominos or the chip-shop, pray tell xD
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on August 25, 2011, 12:08:46 PM
I haaate it :( When my auntie came round to stay with my brother and me when our parents were away, she took it upon herself to investigate why her daughter, my brother and I hate cooking so much. Our findings were that the most frustrating things about cooking were waiting for the food to cook, especially when you're already fucking hungry, trusting that while it's in the oven it really is doing what it ought to be doing, dealing with having multiple parts of the meal cooking at the same time or having to go on at different times, and the worry of having spent all that time cooking - especially if it's something new - and ending up with a really foul-ass meal.

So, if there's any way of removing all these nuisances in one fell swoop that *isn't* Dominos or the chip-shop, pray tell xD

Do you have any kind of specific meal time? If so, plan ahead by shopping when you're not hungry and starting the cooking so it ends when you'll be hungry.

Also, you can check on food as it's cooking and adjust....

And read your recipes/instructions BEFORE you start, and time them out in your head so you know what to start first.

First and foremost, though, plan things out before you get hungry! Shopping hungry only leads to spending more and buying things you don't need and (usually) aren't healthy. Figure out what you'd want before you get to the store and make a list and stick to it!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on August 25, 2011, 12:11:28 PM
I haaate it :( When my auntie came round to stay with my brother and me when our parents were away, she took it upon herself to investigate why her daughter, my brother and I hate cooking so much. Our findings were that the most frustrating things about cooking were waiting for the food to cook, especially when you're already fucking hungry, trusting that while it's in the oven it really is doing what it ought to be doing, dealing with having multiple parts of the meal cooking at the same time or having to go on at different times, and the worry of having spent all that time cooking - especially if it's something new - and ending up with a really foul-ass meal.

So, if there's any way of removing all these nuisances in one fell swoop that *isn't* Dominos or the chip-shop, pray tell xD

Do you have any kind of specific meal time? If so, plan ahead by shopping when you're not hungry and starting the cooking so it ends when you'll be hungry.

Also, you can check on food as it's cooking and adjust....

And read your recipes/instructions BEFORE you start, and time them out in your head so you know what to start first.

First and foremost, though, plan things out before you get hungry! Shopping hungry only leads to spending more and buying things you don't need and (usually) aren't healthy. Figure out what you'd want before you get to the store and make a list and stick to it!

Hmm. I suppose that makes sense. Oooh, and I'll get to buy a cook-book and a really cute apron!! xD I'll start cooking in a vaguely sensible way once I move into my college, and will keep y'all updated.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on August 25, 2011, 12:12:23 PM
All of those are great pieces of advice for cooking Megan.

I have one thing to add: don't be afraid to be adventurous. Try something new like instead of normal hot dogs, use turkey or lamb sausage. Add a bit of spice to something you find bland. And when it comes to baking, it's always fun to try new flavors.

I also recommend taking cooking classes whenever you can because you can learn techniques, new recipes and histories of food.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on August 25, 2011, 12:14:55 PM
All of those are great pieces of advice for cooking Megan.

I have one thing to add: don't be afraid to be adventurous. Try something new like instead of normal hot dogs, use turkey or lamb sausage. Add a bit of spice to something you find bland. And when it comes to baking, it's always fun to try new flavors.

I also recommend taking cooking classes whenever you can because you can learn techniques, new recipes and histories of food.

I think that sounds a little bit too advanced for me right now xD I'm just going to find a cheap, fill-me-up cook book and stick with the basics. I cannot emphasise enough how much I don't cook right now - the last "meal" I made myself was a piece of bread with some jam on, and a bit of cucumber.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Agonistes on August 25, 2011, 12:20:25 PM
discovered something new; stuffed squash flowers.  you fill them with feta cheese stuff, allow them to close, and then fry them.  and, omg.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on August 25, 2011, 12:21:35 PM
All of those are great pieces of advice for cooking Megan.

I have one thing to add: don't be afraid to be adventurous. Try something new like instead of normal hot dogs, use turkey or lamb sausage. Add a bit of spice to something you find bland. And when it comes to baking, it's always fun to try new flavors.

I also recommend taking cooking classes whenever you can because you can learn techniques, new recipes and histories of food.

I think that sounds a little bit too advanced for me right now xD I'm just going to find a cheap, fill-me-up cook book and stick with the basics. I cannot emphasise enough how much I don't cook right now - the last "meal" I made myself was a piece of bread with some jam on, and a bit of cucumber.

May I suggest a cookbook then?
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/511ua-ROpbL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg)

Simple, healthy and delicious recipes. We (my family and I) use this cook book all the time and we have yet to find a recipe we hate within this book. It shows you how much money you save and how many calories you're in taking as well. I also suggest you look for the other books this guy has written.  I managed to loose nine pounds thanks to those books!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on August 25, 2011, 12:27:45 PM
^Looks cool o.O I shall have a scan :)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on August 25, 2011, 12:28:51 PM
They're smart investments.

The Eat This, Not That Books says "You can eat out, but if you eat these things instead of something else, you'll loose weight!"

Believe it or not, there are things at Mickey D's that aren't that bad for you!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Savannah on August 25, 2011, 02:47:55 PM
@Indja, cooking is not that hard once you start learning it. There are some key rules for most of the meals. For example if you are to cook a veggy, no matter it's zucchini or eggplant or fresh bean or potatoes artichokes, etc. you should start with cooking the chopped onions inside the pot. The sorting never changes unless you are not going to cook a more complicated meal.

Once the onions gets cooked into a colour like brownish yellow, you can add some tomato or pepper paste and mix them well. Once the paste gets melted, you are ready to add the veggies you want. My personal choice is, green or red fresh & chopped pepper, tomatoes. And then i add the main veggie. And wait until it gets cooked well before i add spices and salt.

This i the recipe for most of the vegetables Once you learn the order of the things you can create wonderful meals by adding some other things according to your choice. For example if you add some peas and mushrooms to a potato meal, it becomes even more wonderful.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: imaginary friend on August 25, 2011, 02:51:00 PM
it really isn't that hard, Indja:

http://www.youtube.com/v/vq7G-Q9ZwC0

 O0

#@!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on August 25, 2011, 03:01:00 PM
it really isn't that hard, Indja:

http://www.youtube.com/v/vq7G-Q9ZwC0

 O0

#@!

I'm in love. Revelation.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on August 25, 2011, 03:06:26 PM
Indy, what have you cooked before?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on August 25, 2011, 06:38:31 PM
Indy, what have you cooked before?

Pot Noodles. Super Noodles. Pasta. I made spag bol with my dad once, but he basically did everything. I've made oven chips, and my auntie helped me make a cheese sauce once. I've also microwaved things.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on August 25, 2011, 09:05:13 PM
it really isn't that hard, Indja:

http://www.youtube.com/v/vq7G-Q9ZwC0

 O0

#@!

I'm in love. Revelation.

I found her about a month ago. I want to hang out with her so bad!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Agonistes on August 25, 2011, 10:23:37 PM
it really isn't that hard, Indja:

http://www.youtube.com/v/vq7G-Q9ZwC0

 O0

#@!

I'm in love. Revelation.

right?  i just watched like, all of these.  the cheese is trapped.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: tanqgirl on August 25, 2011, 11:15:16 PM
indja, pm me and i'll give you the hubz email, he'll happily help you learn to cook if you want, he's super awesome and teaches cooking anyways  O0
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on August 26, 2011, 01:59:11 PM
Indy, what have you cooked before?

Pot Noodles. Super Noodles. Pasta. I made spag bol with my dad once, but he basically did everything. I've made oven chips, and my auntie helped me make a cheese sauce once. I've also microwaved things.

Ah. So you need all the help you can get?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on August 27, 2011, 09:31:52 AM
Indy, what have you cooked before?

Pot Noodles. Super Noodles. Pasta. I made spag bol with my dad once, but he basically did everything. I've made oven chips, and my auntie helped me make a cheese sauce once. I've also microwaved things.

Ah. So you need all the help you can get?

God only knows why you're green-fonting me. I can't live on carbs forever.

@tanq - I'll possibly take you up on that when I move in to college.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on August 27, 2011, 02:11:42 PM
it really isn't that hard, Indja:

http://www.youtube.com/v/vq7G-Q9ZwC0

 O0

#@!

I'm in love. Revelation.

right?  i just watched like, all of these.  the cheese is trapped.

I love her! I tried getting drunk and then cooking, but I didn't have that much alcohol, and it takes a lot of alcohol consumption to get me drunk. So I was drinking ma cider (because while patron is so tasty and good, it's not mine to be drinking). I wanna get drunk with her, yeah!!!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: absynth aura on September 10, 2011, 03:24:23 AM
My saturday night:
(http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z116/dorraj8338/e4866a47-1.jpg)

You can't tell on the photo. But it's a grilled sourdough loaf (grilled with olive oil, pepper, tomato and cheese) and then bacon and fried eggs, and more pepper.

Omnomnomnomnom
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on September 10, 2011, 03:26:04 AM
I tried the fried Kool Aid last night. I give it a resounding "meh"
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: The Angel Raliel on September 10, 2011, 07:06:44 AM
(http://getnloose.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/tunnocks-tea-cakes.jpg)

(http://echostains.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/tunnocks_tea_cakes.jpg)

& (http://www.britsuperstore.com/acatalog/tunnocks_snowballs_4.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_iBVKNRJyG9A/S-RadeiQbWI/AAAAAAAAAdY/gsiXPA-U0nQ/s400/snow-balls-002.jpg)

just started stocking them in the cafe.....anyone who knows scotland or the north of england will understand
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: absynth aura on September 10, 2011, 08:01:18 AM
We have similar biscuits to the tea cakes here called MallowPuffs.

I've always smacked them against my head to crack the chocolate and pick it off completely before eating the marshmallow and then the base.
It's the best way to eat them.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Cirque on September 10, 2011, 08:57:48 AM
I had an hour long drunken conversation about Cheesecake last night.
It is why I will one day be morbidly obese...or be the Golden Girls.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on September 10, 2011, 12:56:58 PM
I tried the fried Kool Aid last night. I give it a resounding "meh"
I wouldn't think it'd be all that good anyway.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on September 11, 2011, 04:51:49 PM
I tried the fried Kool Aid last night. I give it a resounding "meh"
I wouldn't think it'd be all that good anyway.

It has a pretty decent flavor at the beginning and then just turns into a ball of fried dough. Blergh.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on September 16, 2011, 04:03:17 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/BlazeJons/HotDOgandFriesPizza.jpg)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on September 16, 2011, 04:04:11 PM
Hot dog and French fry pizza
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: absynth aura on September 18, 2011, 12:38:02 AM
I just made this. Coffee is brewing and then I'm going to eat the first piece:
Pre-icing:
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/314312_2206104965832_1643645266_2188025_1125371760_n.jpg)
Post icing:
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/312224_2206107045884_1643645266_2188036_366699445_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: murmur on September 18, 2011, 11:02:31 AM
(http://getnloose.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/tunnocks-tea-cakes.jpg)

(http://echostains.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/tunnocks_tea_cakes.jpg)

& (http://www.britsuperstore.com/acatalog/tunnocks_snowballs_4.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_iBVKNRJyG9A/S-RadeiQbWI/AAAAAAAAAdY/gsiXPA-U0nQ/s400/snow-balls-002.jpg)

just started stocking them in the cafe.....anyone who knows scotland or the north of england will understand

Nah we have similar things in the US!

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/65/211436914_9f82b3e8a9.jpg)

(http://freshchocodiles.com/images/hostess_snoball_package.jpg)

(http://www.seibertron.com/images/products/hostess-tf-products/hostess-tf-snoballimus.jpg)

Cept ours has a cake inside it with the marshmellow EXTRA FATTINESS  :D
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: The Angel Raliel on September 18, 2011, 03:29:00 PM
those are so wrong......yet so right
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on September 18, 2011, 11:13:51 PM
I still can't believe someone put hot dogs and french fries on pizza.

It's better than this...
(http://www.yourfunnystuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/corn-dog-topped-pizza.jpg)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Savannah on September 28, 2011, 02:48:14 PM
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d152/Vespertine__/28092011031.jpg)

^Some kinda cotton candy, called "palace halvah". I love pistachios  :tongue7:

My aunt brought these today, she knows how to make my day  :D

Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: The Angel Raliel on September 28, 2011, 03:28:50 PM
halva is NOT cotton candy or "candyfloss" to give it it's proper name...but yes Halva is GOOOOOD,although that looks a lot more like pistachio nougat
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Savannah on September 28, 2011, 03:48:17 PM
halva is NOT cotton candy or "candyfloss" to give it it's proper name...but yes Halva is GOOOOOD,although that looks a lot more like pistachio nougat

i know, i know. but if i say pishmaniye or palace halva it might sound nonsense to most people here  ;D

it's not as hard as nougat, yet it's not soft as cotton candy too.

4 is enough to make the day, the whole box is enough to make one go into a diabetic coma  ;D
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: The Angel Raliel on September 28, 2011, 03:51:49 PM
halva is made from sugar and sesame seed....damned good stuff but yes, too rich for even the most deacdent among us in any quantity....now turkish delight........I could eat several boxes without stopping....( the white witch would have had me at turkish delight....would have sold out the  entire world)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Savannah on September 28, 2011, 04:05:52 PM
halva is made from sugar and sesame seed....damned good stuff but yes, too rich for even the most deacdent among us in any quantity....now turkish delight........I could eat several boxes without stopping....( the white witch would have had me at turkish delight....would have sold out the  entire world)

On your birthday, remind me to send you a boxful of Turkish delight, aaand maybe some Turkish coffee  :)

ps: i don't want you to sell out the entire world  ;D
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: The Angel Raliel on September 28, 2011, 04:12:17 PM
aww thanks!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: The Angel Raliel on September 28, 2011, 04:13:46 PM
P.S. do you happen to have a Jadis outfit.....loved the fact that in the film, Tilda Swinton was the only one apparently capable of decent swordfighting
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Savannah on September 28, 2011, 04:21:33 PM
Your welcome. Anytime  O0

After the amazing performance of Tilda Swinton as Jadis, trying to look good in a Jadis outfit would be an insult.
She's my hero.
She was amazing as the Gabriel in Constantine too :love5:
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: The Angel Raliel on September 28, 2011, 04:25:57 PM
much tilda swinton love out there..i have been an enraptured fan since orlando.....she can feed me turkish delight ANYTIME
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Savannah on September 28, 2011, 04:28:24 PM
A big amen to that! Haha yeah, Orlando! She's awesome in anything she does. And God, won't she ever get aged?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on September 28, 2011, 04:29:51 PM
Turkish Delight makes me vom.... But there was a post about Tunnock's Teacakes a while back, do they not have those everywhere??
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: The Angel Raliel on September 28, 2011, 04:34:36 PM
I am trying to get tunnocks tea cakes put on the menu of every london establishment....they are REALLY good and seem unchanged in my lifetime
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: 85283-071 on September 28, 2011, 10:15:14 PM
I am dieting right now, and we have a huge container of halva in the cabinet. There is some sort of chocolate cake on top of the fridge too.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on September 29, 2011, 02:02:18 AM
I tried Turkish delight once. I couldn't get the taste out of my mouth for days. I still can instantly recall it in my mind. Right now. Ewwww.


I still can't believe someone put hot dogs and french fries on pizza.

It's better than this...
(http://www.yourfunnystuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/corn-dog-topped-pizza.jpg)

How does one eat this?

What's making me fat currently: working at the fucking Fair. It ends Sunday, though. Yay. This year, I've tried the fried avocado (eww) and the fried Kool-Aid (totally overrated). Ummmmyeah. The fried dill pickles and the fried cream cheese are still top notch, though.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on September 29, 2011, 02:15:41 PM
I am trying to get tunnocks tea cakes put on the menu of every london establishment....they are REALLY good and seem unchanged in my lifetime

I prefer Tunnock's Caramel Wafers, personally. My daddy send me them in the post when I'm feeling sad :)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: imaginary friend on September 29, 2011, 05:47:08 PM

(http://www.yourfunnystuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/corn-dog-topped-pizza.jpg)

How does one eat this?


well, it's just a pizza.

the sticks may be somewhat problematic...
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: The Angel Raliel on September 29, 2011, 05:49:56 PM
indeed,  a tunnocks dark chocolate caramel wafer is a constant desire in my life....
http://www.tunnock.co.uk/caramelwafer.html
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on September 29, 2011, 07:33:50 PM
indeed,  a tunnocks dark chocolate caramel wafer is a constant desire in my life....
http://www.tunnock.co.uk/caramelwafer.html

I've never had dark chocolate ones - are they nice? My dad would happily live on caramel wafers, Seabrook's prawn cocktail crisps and madeira cake if it were possible. And I'm starting to think it's genetic xD
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on September 30, 2011, 11:37:20 AM

(http://www.yourfunnystuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/corn-dog-topped-pizza.jpg)

How does one eat this?


well, it's just a pizza.

the sticks may be somewhat problematic...

That's what I was thinking. Perhaps the sticks should have been taken off before placement?

I like how that's my biggest concern with this monstrosity, the sticks. Sheeeeesh.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on September 30, 2011, 10:59:11 PM

(http://www.yourfunnystuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/corn-dog-topped-pizza.jpg)

How does one eat this?


well, it's just a pizza.

the sticks may be somewhat problematic...

Maybe there is a pizza like this without the sticks
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Savannah on January 27, 2012, 11:00:03 AM
http://www.youtube.com/v/zljRWsJ6c2o

It must be a joke.

Firstly, i laughed so hard at the title of a guy who eats in that restaurant "burger eater", and that they weigh people and if they weigh more than 350, they reward them.

Secondly, i got shocked by the honesty of the grill owner saying "We're honest. We're gonna kill you but enjoy it.".

Yeah, this is a place to go when you feel suicidal.

Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: The Angel Raliel on January 27, 2012, 02:11:09 PM
Northern England sees this as fine cuisine.....

(http://texturbation.com/blog/parmo.jpg)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Savannah on January 27, 2012, 02:25:01 PM
What's that orange and melty thing? It makes the whole dish look like a vomit  :o
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: The Angel Raliel on January 27, 2012, 02:35:59 PM
mostly cheese.......think deepfried chicken (sans bones) topped with cheese sauce and deep fried, add more cheese sauce and an entire block of cheap cheese along with some chips and then top with a variety of cheap meats........ possibly more cheeese......and other pale and protein rich sauces........ Middlesbrough and teeside call it a Parmo

although this possibly is slightly worse for your arteries.....
http://23x.net/5/what-is-a-munchy-box.html
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: LoneWanderer on January 27, 2012, 02:52:27 PM
Grilled cheese with BBQ sauce, cayenne pepper, and bacon
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: imaginary friend on January 27, 2012, 03:24:35 PM
Northern England sees this as fine cuisine.....

(http://texturbation.com/blog/parmo.jpg)

gotta tell ya...it looks pretty good to me right now, too.  :)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: absynth aura on January 27, 2012, 03:25:32 PM
^It would work well as a mid-Sunday Morning meal.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on January 27, 2012, 03:51:40 PM
Northern England sees this as fine cuisine.....

(http://texturbation.com/blog/parmo.jpg)

gotta tell ya...it looks pretty good to me right now, too.  :)
Greasy, but good....  :)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Agonistes on January 27, 2012, 06:22:16 PM
would be perfect if the whole thing were deep-fried.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Captain Oblivious on January 27, 2012, 09:11:07 PM
I made food for me and L earlier, and he couldn't finish his so I ate all of mine and what he had left. I don't know why I'm still alive, never mind so tiny.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: imaginary friend on January 28, 2012, 01:57:45 AM
I made food for me and L earlier, and he couldn't finish his so I ate all of mine and what he had left. I don't know why I'm still alive, never mind so tiny.

what was it?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Captain Oblivious on January 28, 2012, 07:27:55 AM
I made food for me and L earlier, and he couldn't finish his so I ate all of mine and what he had left. I don't know why I'm still alive, never mind so tiny.

what was it?

It was just pasta with tomato sauce. Doesn't sound like much, but apparently it was quite filling haha
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: buttercup. on February 06, 2012, 06:35:07 AM
grilled cheese sammich, with mayo and onions, and olives on the side.

the bread is gluten free, but it's still high carbs and rather late at night to be eating. I feel so naughty.  :headbang:
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: slyvia k on February 06, 2012, 06:53:51 PM
the other day i made pizza (not the dough though,i bought it, not sure i'd be able to) with mushrooms, garlic, turnip greens, spicy sausage, tomato sauce, parmesan, pecorino cheese, and mozzarella. man it was good.....and fattening....
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: buttercup. on February 12, 2012, 12:43:47 AM
I want this right now...
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/420255_10150676672658593_515888592_11178831_940151163_n.jpg)

gluten-free, egg-free, vegetarian biscuits and gravy. With butter.

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: imaginary friend on February 12, 2012, 01:49:52 AM
blasphemer!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on March 04, 2012, 02:38:22 PM
I was over at my friends' house over the weekend and they both have snack bins in their rooms! It had so much chocolate, chips, granola bars. Jesus almighty.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: absynth aura on May 05, 2012, 03:44:36 AM
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/579378_3529193602221_1643645266_2782431_779382041_n.jpg)
Chocolate upsidedown pie with french vanilla ice cream and hot fudge sauce.


Damn right I'm awesome.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: slyvia k on May 05, 2012, 03:56:43 AM
marry me!!! :D
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: absynth aura on May 05, 2012, 04:48:21 AM
marry me!!! :D
Would it get me Italian citizenship? Because if so, we could work something out.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: slyvia k on May 05, 2012, 01:13:24 PM
marry me!!! :D
Would it get me Italian citizenship? Because if so, we could work something out.
nah i don't think so  :-\ boo
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: absynth aura on May 05, 2012, 06:10:28 PM
marry me!!! :D
Would it get me Italian citizenship? Because if so, we could work something out.
nah i don't think so  :-\ boo

Damn. I'll just have to come visit one day and bake you something.
Your loss :P
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on May 05, 2012, 06:13:34 PM
I've gone back to eating meat. And this means super fatty food all the live-long day!!! I say this because although a vegetarian/vegan can still be unhealthy via junk food, I was super healthy to the point that the only sugar I consumed was from fruit, and almond milk, and the occasional skittle.

So anyway, I made this really delicious tuna melt the other day. Oh my glob, it was tuna, with philadelphia cream cheese, and then I smothered it in fish past sauce! I know that kinda sounds gross, the fish paste, but it's really not. It's called bagoong (pronounced: bah-guh-ong). It's a Philippine condiment. It's salty, and fishy, though technically it's crushed shrimp, not fish. It's sometimes eaten with mangoes. Y'all should try it sometime!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: absynth aura on March 08, 2013, 04:59:24 AM
Fat fat fat. Y'all were looking in the wrong place.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on March 08, 2013, 09:25:48 AM
Now I feel crazy. Whatever, nothing new.

Anyway, yeah, these could be considered health food, but they're addicting. I ate like a whole damned bag last night.

(http://www.lisasglutenfreeandmore.com/nogluten/pc/catalog/popcorners-butter_1225_general.jpg)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: imaginary friend on March 08, 2013, 10:21:52 AM
how big a bag?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on March 08, 2013, 04:03:07 PM
how big a bag?

5 ounces. And I ate more like half the bag in one sitting last night. So salty.

(http://www.popcorners.com/images/content/nutrition/butter-5.gif)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: imaginary friend on March 08, 2013, 06:44:33 PM
Not a 14-ounce bag, so no worries.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Captain Oblivious on March 08, 2013, 07:36:28 PM
Midnight pizza.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on March 08, 2013, 11:02:14 PM
I found this in a saved folder today. Fitting.

(http://trollable.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Every-pizza-is-a-personal-pizza.jpg)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: CeeGBee on March 09, 2013, 01:20:20 AM
I found this in a saved folder today. Fitting.

(http://trollable.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Every-pizza-is-a-personal-pizza.jpg)

            ;D
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: absynth aura on March 09, 2013, 01:54:48 AM
So I just made this
(http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z116/dorraj8338/5396101C-75C8-4536-9570-90F3859F997F-4871-00000AC9FA52A685_zps3f48fe5e.jpg)

It's called Heather's Fat Bottomed Girls Slice (http://www.cadburykitchen.com.au/recipes/view/fat-bottomed-girl-slice/1/)
It's one of my friends mums recipes, and it's totally amazing.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Rose on March 09, 2013, 03:12:37 PM
^That looks amazing.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: sangrebloom on March 11, 2013, 04:47:43 AM
my boss/co-worker made me a deep fried oreos. shit guys...
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: absynth aura on March 11, 2013, 05:08:59 AM
^That looks amazing.

God, you should have tasted it. It was truly amazing. Chocolate, peanut butter, jersey caramels, marshmallow, just an orgy of flavour.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: imaginary friend on March 11, 2013, 11:07:21 AM
my boss/co-worker made me a deep fried oreos. shit guys...

how were they?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: sangrebloom on March 12, 2013, 05:46:42 AM
my boss/co-worker made me a deep fried oreos. shit guys...

how were they?

pretty good! I now thing I should try all that fried stuff they sell at the county fair.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Captain Oblivious on March 12, 2013, 01:00:32 PM
I just made lemon drizzle cupcakes and they were delicious
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on March 12, 2013, 01:34:50 PM
I just made lemon drizzle cupcakes and they were delicious

Yo Sheeny, I'm real happy for you, I'mma let you finish, but my mum makes some of the best lemon drizzle cake of all time.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Captain Oblivious on March 12, 2013, 01:38:43 PM
I just made lemon drizzle cupcakes and they were delicious

Yo Sheeny, I'm real happy for you, I'mma let you finish, but my mum makes some of the best lemon drizzle cake of all time.

This was my first attempt at both lemon drizzle and cupcakes so I'm pretty fucking proud of myself. That said, I cannot accept that statement without having tasted your mum's lemon drizzle cake.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on March 12, 2013, 02:09:25 PM
I just made lemon drizzle cupcakes and they were delicious

Yo Sheeny, I'm real happy for you, I'mma let you finish, but my mum makes some of the best lemon drizzle cake of all time.

This was my first attempt at both lemon drizzle and cupcakes so I'm pretty fucking proud of myself. That said, I cannot accept that statement without having tasted your mum's lemon drizzle cake.

Be proud! I'm sure it was delicious :D Mum's is kind of legendary. She also makes absolutely killer lemon meringue pie and lemon cheesecake. And lemonade, actually. Hell, I think she's just got a natural affinity for lemon-based goodness.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on March 12, 2013, 03:09:10 PM
Lemon desserts are ridiculously delicious.

Today, I'm making a tray of Rice Krispie treats with toasted coconut and chocolate drizzle. It's delicious and gluten free and my boss can eat it with all of us! She always tells us not to make her special foods, but that's not how I roll...
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Indja on March 12, 2013, 04:19:38 PM
Lemon desserts are ridiculously delicious.

Today, I'm making a tray of Rice Krispie treats with toasted coconut and chocolate drizzle. It's delicious and gluten free and my boss can eat it with all of us! She always tells us not to make her special foods, but that's not how I roll...

Oh Goddd that sounds lush xD Report back!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Captain Oblivious on March 13, 2013, 04:34:33 PM
I tried to make a sponge cake today and it's not very spongy but it's alright.

EDIT: I put some lemon icing on it and I also ate half of it already :embarassed:
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on March 13, 2013, 09:13:05 PM
Lemon desserts are ridiculously delicious.

Today, I'm making a tray of Rice Krispie treats with toasted coconut and chocolate drizzle. It's delicious and gluten free and my boss can eat it with all of us! She always tells us not to make her special foods, but that's not how I roll...

Oh Goddd that sounds lush xD Report back!

They were still as good as they were in July! (recipe I followed: http://www.mybakingaddiction.com/chocolate-coconut-rice-krispie-treats/)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Captain Oblivious on March 14, 2013, 02:52:44 PM
I bought ingredients to make my mum's amazing chicken, bacon and potato soup. I also bought ingredients for cinnamon rolls. I am possibly using cooking/baking as a means to not write my dissertation.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Faloleen on March 14, 2013, 03:53:36 PM
I bought ingredients to make my mum's amazing chicken, bacon and potato soup. I also bought ingredients for cinnamon rolls. I am possibly using cooking/baking as a means to not write my dissertation.
Same here. I'm throwing sushi party for my friends so I'm making tons of sushi, mango salad and eton mess. I wrote about half of a page today.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: absynth aura on March 23, 2013, 12:48:31 AM
These:
(http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/67332_413141828782909_571847004_n.jpg)
are currently in my oven
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Rose on March 23, 2013, 01:17:25 AM
^Are those brownies with cadbury eggs baked into them? Basically? They look awesome, whatever is going on... you make the coolest stuff.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: meganpaige on March 23, 2013, 01:21:23 AM
Holy shit, that looks like diabetes in a pan.

I need to fix my schedule and get back to cooking. Pizza last night. In-N-Out for lunch today. Chinese tonight. THIS MUST STOP.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: absynth aura on March 23, 2013, 01:44:28 AM
^Are those brownies with cadbury eggs baked into them? Basically? They look awesome, whatever is going on... you make the coolest stuff.

It is indeed.
It's basically just a chocolate brownie recipe, and then for the last 10 mins of baking, you put the eggs on top.
I can't wait till after dinner to eat one, and then have a massive heart attack.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Rose on March 30, 2013, 03:05:01 PM
^Are those brownies with cadbury eggs baked into them? Basically? They look awesome, whatever is going on... you make the coolest stuff.

It is indeed.
It's basically just a chocolate brownie recipe, and then for the last 10 mins of baking, you put the eggs on top.
I can't wait till after dinner to eat one, and then have a massive heart attack.
So, I decided I wanted to make those for tomorrow, but I'm looking at all the recipes online and they all say to cut the eggs in half. Which is what it looks like you did, now that I'm actually paying attention. How on earth do you cut a cadbury creme egg in half without making a mess and getting the filling everywhere? I've never actually eaten one, so maybe the filling is thicker than I think it is.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Captain Oblivious on March 30, 2013, 03:43:22 PM
^Are those brownies with cadbury eggs baked into them? Basically? They look awesome, whatever is going on... you make the coolest stuff.

It is indeed.
It's basically just a chocolate brownie recipe, and then for the last 10 mins of baking, you put the eggs on top.
I can't wait till after dinner to eat one, and then have a massive heart attack.
So, I decided I wanted to make those for tomorrow, but I'm looking at all the recipes online and they all say to cut the eggs in half. Which is what it looks like you did, now that I'm actually paying attention. How on earth do you cut a cadbury creme egg in half without making a mess and getting the filling everywhere? I've never actually eaten one, so maybe the filling is thicker than I think it is.

They have the consistency of icing but a bit thicker so as long as you're quick, I would think there shouldn't be too much mess.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: absynth aura on March 30, 2013, 04:11:05 PM
^Are those brownies with cadbury eggs baked into them? Basically? They look awesome, whatever is going on... you make the coolest stuff.

It is indeed.
It's basically just a chocolate brownie recipe, and then for the last 10 mins of baking, you put the eggs on top.
I can't wait till after dinner to eat one, and then have a massive heart attack.
So, I decided I wanted to make those for tomorrow, but I'm looking at all the recipes online and they all say to cut the eggs in half. Which is what it looks like you did, now that I'm actually paying attention. How on earth do you cut a cadbury creme egg in half without making a mess and getting the filling everywhere? I've never actually eaten one, so maybe the filling is thicker than I think it is.

They have the consistency of icing but a bit thicker so as long as you're quick, I would think there shouldn't be too much mess.

I used a hot knife, and went slowly, no mess at all
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: imaginary friend on September 18, 2013, 12:47:56 AM
I need to make this part of my life!

http://www.youtube.com/v/rlFYeCUXiGQ

 :love5:
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Mockery on October 17, 2013, 11:08:56 PM
I need to make this part of my life!

http://www.youtube.com/v/rlFYeCUXiGQ

 :love5:
Fuck, I want some!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: imaginary friend on April 01, 2014, 05:34:15 PM
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-Bp86HN6id_4/UzMfy7LpdqI/AAAAAAAAk28/lhqzB2jGKPY/w426-h516/BjrC_mUCIAAQOWz.jpg)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: spider jerusalem on April 02, 2014, 12:23:04 PM
I'm not a bacon fan, meaning, when I see that MUCH bacon I just think it is not something really tasteful.