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Title: The WTF Thread
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on September 30, 2010, 08:02:55 PM
Ever hear unbelievable stories and you're thinking, what the fuck? Well, this is the place to put em!

GO!



I was in the dentists office yesterday and I overheard her talking about her birthday gift for her 16-year-old daughter: A BMW, or was it a Mercedez? Anyway, she bought her that car because a) She's a nice gal, and b) she's got good grades.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on October 24, 2010, 12:49:20 AM
I had four hours of sleep last night, worked a five hour shift, spent two hours in a mall shopping for shit, came home and now it's 1:44 am. I am not tired. WTF?!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on October 28, 2010, 09:57:13 PM
This is like my own personal thread. KEEP OUT, BITCHEZ!




(http://blstb.msn.com/i/F5/F1196FD2F6F23E48B76396BA5E2.jpg)


Edit: This is definitely going to me newest display picture.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Mockery on November 17, 2010, 05:53:25 PM
I have more WTF pictures than i do stories.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on November 17, 2010, 09:45:26 PM
SHARE! Don't be greedy, now.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: murmur on November 18, 2010, 07:46:18 AM
(http://www.kittenrock.co.uk/releases/wtf.jpg)

(http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/wtf-13.jpg)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Zoe Amory on November 18, 2010, 04:03:07 PM
 :o

A class mate of mine posted this on his facebook. Is it scary that this is not the most disturbing thing I have seen? (http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff230/ZoeAmory/Smilies/imoksmiley.gif)

http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/media/ow/0az/xe7y/184374/690681859.swf
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: absynth aura on November 18, 2010, 04:10:05 PM
^Wow...that's a real WTF moment there xD
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Zoe Amory on November 18, 2010, 04:20:26 PM
I know, right? Makes me just wonder... why? Why would they do that? (http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff230/ZoeAmory/Smilies/argh.gif)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on November 18, 2010, 08:21:41 PM
I can't see it, what is it?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Cheddars Cousin on November 18, 2010, 09:45:34 PM
It's pure Awesome!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Zoe Amory on November 19, 2010, 05:30:51 AM
There are no words for it (I don't have any anyway, lol), you would just have to see it.  :-X
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on November 19, 2010, 12:04:37 PM
But... but... I can't open it. When I do it shows an X.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Zoe Amory on November 19, 2010, 03:44:38 PM
Perhaps you should try updating your flash player? (http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff230/ZoeAmory/Smilies/unsure.gif)

Ahh, well... here's a still image of it, wouldn't want you to miss out on the questionable awesomeness, lol  :D  Of course the original doesn't have a censor box on it, but I put one there to prevent Photobucket from freaking out. Plus it's set to the Trololo-song which makes everything even more WTF.

(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff230/ZoeAmory/WTF.jpg)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: slyvia k on November 20, 2010, 04:19:06 AM
lol but it is kinda catchy actually...  ;D
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Zoe Amory on November 20, 2010, 01:42:58 PM
The song is, definitely!  :headbang: And the video, the original one I mean, is lipsync-tastic!  ;D
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on November 20, 2010, 11:26:30 PM
I'm happy this thread is getting some sort of attention, even if it's mostly me that's been posting.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Zoe Amory on November 21, 2010, 12:14:42 AM
There's quite a lot of WTF in the world, come on people, share.  :D


(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff230/ZoeAmory/wtf8.jpg) (http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff230/ZoeAmory/wtf1.jpg)

(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff230/ZoeAmory/wtf2.jpg) (http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff230/ZoeAmory/wtf3.jpg)

(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff230/ZoeAmory/wtf4.jpg) (http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff230/ZoeAmory/wtf5.jpg)

(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff230/ZoeAmory/wtf6.jpg) (http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff230/ZoeAmory/wtf7.jpg)

Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: absynth aura on November 23, 2010, 02:19:37 AM
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc1oaiXCQk1qezsxso1_250.jpg)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Zoe Amory on November 23, 2010, 03:54:30 PM
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff230/ZoeAmory/Smilies/argh.gif)  ...that's all I can say to that. (http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff230/ZoeAmory/Smilies/shocked.gif)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on December 08, 2010, 08:21:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/PHzzn_2vU8k

 O0

#@!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: absynth aura on December 08, 2010, 08:38:57 PM
Kinda disappointed they used a STG song...
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Zoe Amory on January 08, 2011, 01:49:15 PM
What do you see here?
 :o

(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff230/ZoeAmory/27056_1296841434424_1632017283_686195_5436547_n.jpg)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on January 09, 2011, 11:05:14 AM
http://www.tmz.com/2011/01/08/justin-bieber-tattoo-thigh-photo

#@!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: meganpaige on January 09, 2011, 04:09:30 PM
http://www.tmz.com/2011/01/08/justin-bieber-tattoo-thigh-photo

#@!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Blue Canary on January 09, 2011, 11:13:36 PM
(http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2011/1/9/21/the-spiritual-gangsta-1845-1294624849-4.jpg)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Indja on January 10, 2011, 10:07:55 AM
(http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h81/indie_ninja/166200_479339162711_615242711_6100870_4574060_n.jpg)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Annebelle. on January 10, 2011, 05:07:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/FK_CKtYCRIc
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: cynthiaskeezy on January 16, 2011, 04:41:57 AM
Everyone knows that the biggest WTF moment was the two girls one cup thing.

 :o
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on January 16, 2011, 04:54:14 AM
(http://turbo.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2009/10/2-girls-1-up-1.jpg)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: cynthiaskeezy on January 16, 2011, 05:01:17 AM
(http://photos.ramseym.com/pictures/blog/wtf_dude.jpg)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on January 16, 2011, 05:02:50 AM
^Daddy?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: CeeGBee on January 16, 2011, 12:18:27 PM
Just curious...  Was that taken before- or after that guy in Arizona posted
a photo of himself wearing just a red thong and carrying a pistol?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Agonistes on January 16, 2011, 01:42:08 PM
before.  i've seen it like a year ago or so.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on January 17, 2011, 05:29:43 PM
(http://cache-01.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2011/01/custom_1295303233428_satanlesbian.jpg)

 :D

#@!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Agonistes on January 18, 2011, 02:19:06 AM
i.  want.  that.  comic.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Captain Oblivious on January 18, 2011, 08:51:15 AM
I posted that picture on facebook and my friend said "I didn't know you were a lesbian."
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Zoe Amory on January 18, 2011, 02:42:40 PM
I posted that picture on facebook and my friend said "I didn't know you were a lesbian."
:2funny:
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: The Epigrammic Poultry on January 18, 2011, 07:10:42 PM
(http://cache-01.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2011/01/custom_1295303233428_satanlesbian.jpg)

 :D

#@!

Somehow I doubt that's approved by the Comics Code Authority...
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on January 18, 2011, 11:18:43 PM
it's actually the cover to some pulp novel from the...early '50s, I think.

#@!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Agonistes on January 19, 2011, 11:18:12 AM
then, i want. that.  pulp.  fiction.  novel.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Zoe Amory on January 20, 2011, 08:14:07 AM
This was a bit of a WTF moment for me. At first at least, then it was just.. "...really?"  (http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff230/ZoeAmory/Smilies/groooansmileyf.gif)

(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff230/ZoeAmory/really.jpg)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on January 23, 2011, 05:42:35 AM
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf8ot9e0LF1qapkmyo1_500.png)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on January 23, 2011, 08:52:12 AM
I don't think even that could get me back into church.  ;D

#@!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Indja on January 23, 2011, 10:19:29 AM
Would this?

(http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h81/indie_ninja/supermanandjesus.jpg)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Agonistes on January 23, 2011, 12:51:08 PM
would look better as a drawing.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Indja on January 23, 2011, 01:28:40 PM
I'll get right on it :) Can't be much weirder than Jesus being cuddled by a big green bear. Or Jesus and Tim Roth in a semi-naked embrace with nipples of fire. And yes, I have drawn that xD
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on January 23, 2011, 03:36:45 PM
Would this?

(http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h81/indie_ninja/supermanandjesus.jpg)

That is hot. Well, the two guys kissing, but Jesus and Superman? That's ... bizarre.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Indja on January 23, 2011, 04:14:04 PM
We should have a HTF (Hot The Fuck) Thread for just such things xD
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on January 23, 2011, 04:51:52 PM
We should have a HTF (Hot The Fuck) Thread for just such things xD


Start it.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on February 19, 2011, 12:00:56 AM
vacuum pump...for your lips:    http://www.cynthiarowland.com/product_ll.php?products_id=21

 :-\

#@!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Zoe Amory on February 23, 2011, 12:02:47 PM
Oh, no one needs to buy that, you can get the same result by holding a glass (or a mug but with glass you can see your lips swell up which is half the fun so do it in front of a mirror) over your mouth and sucking all the air out of it. Of course the results won't last very long but it's free (I assume everone already has a glass so they won't have yo buy one).  :uglystupid2: :D

EDIT
Also a WTF moment that happened to me.. I came home, looked at my AFP calendar and said "Hi Amanda."
And didn't realize I had said it outloud until a few seconds later and then I was like.. "I have to stop drinking or make friends. Preferably both."  :uglystupid2:
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on March 10, 2011, 06:15:08 PM
I had to google this thread because I couldn't find it through the damn search engine we have here. What????


So I found this when I tried to google 'What does being hammered feel like?'
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/164704

Some of the answers are quite funny and some are just very, what the fuck, indeed.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: theseeker on March 10, 2011, 07:50:03 PM
Ewwwww vaseline... do people really use that...?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Agonistes on March 10, 2011, 08:45:11 PM
hopefully not.  it breaks down the polymer in a condom.

although, if it is a lube, i am sure it has been used.  i know EMT's who have been called to the scene of a wd-40 incident with anal.  i have heard of (fruit) jelly, candle wax, dish soap, and lard, among other horrifying things.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on March 10, 2011, 09:47:17 PM
No, the guy used vaseline because he didn't have lube or a condom. I hope to god she douched, cuz that shit is gross. Who wants shit on their dick?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on March 10, 2011, 10:30:04 PM
(http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/10/14/enhanced-buzz-3611-1299784914-22.jpg)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Agonistes on March 10, 2011, 10:58:12 PM
(http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/10/14/enhanced-buzz-3611-1299784914-22.jpg)


it looks like the hat was really sticky, and she walked through a pet store that was in chaos.  or, a way to get rid of parakeets when they replace mice as pests.  or, it is a hat my cats made for her birthday.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on March 11, 2011, 01:15:47 PM
http://delicioustentacles.tumblr.com/post/3777415548



And seriously, what the fuck is going on in the world?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on March 18, 2011, 11:45:17 AM
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/19/129187290318168683.gif)


 :D

#@!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Agonistes on March 18, 2011, 12:01:36 PM
blue balls!  i havent seen that in forever.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on March 19, 2011, 03:44:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/CD2LRROpph0


 ;D

#@!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: theseeker on March 19, 2011, 05:38:50 PM
Is she... I... what?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: CeeGBee on March 19, 2011, 06:10:22 PM
I assume she's the new designated Disney Pop-Superstar ®

No?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Zoe Amory on March 19, 2011, 07:30:41 PM
Oh my God, I feel so dirty after watching 30 seconds of that. Also the urge to stab myself in the ear is rising. I could write a song like that (basically just write a list of shit I did in the morning, yes?) and have someone young and skinny sing, er.. pronounce and autotune-sing it for me. Would that make me a producer?

Gah.

Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Indja on March 19, 2011, 07:40:07 PM
We so excited!!!111one! :D

At least she looks appropriately dead in the eyes - you can't blame an animated corpse for the decisions made by its necromancing masters, to be fair.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Zoe Amory on March 19, 2011, 07:59:43 PM
At least she looks appropriately dead in the eyes - you can't blame an animated corpse for the decisions made by its necromancing masters, to be fair.

Well yes, this is true. Also I think she's shown us how it only takes about 5 easy steps to become a "popstar" nowadays.
1. Write "makes no sense whatsoever"-lyrics
2. Come up with a simple beat, melody optional
3. Sing Autotune
4. Make an awkward video.
5. Post it online and wait for the guys in suits to swing by and tell you what a great job you did with the autotune and ask you to become their puppet.

Actually it's a shame that shit like this becomes a hit when there are people who have real talent and real messages in their songs and actually know how to sing too... and no one ever hears from them.  :buck2:
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Indja on March 19, 2011, 08:20:06 PM
^Ah, shit, I just looked her up on Wikipedia. Poor egg, I think we should stop being mean to her.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: theseeker on March 19, 2011, 08:56:59 PM
Yeah, she's only 13.

I hope she listens to her mom.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: CeeGBee on March 19, 2011, 11:09:17 PM
Yeah, she's only 13.

I hope she listens to her mom.
[coughDinaLohancough]  :-\
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: meganpaige on March 20, 2011, 12:59:34 AM
I assume she's the new designated Disney Pop-Superstar ®

No?

She's not, thankfully. Not even Disney can work magic on that wreck.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: CeeGBee on March 20, 2011, 01:36:57 AM
I assume she's the new designated Disney Pop-Superstar ®

No?

She's not, thankfully. Not even Disney can work magic on that wreck.

Disney* = The BLACKEST of Black Magic.....





*since Walt went to sleep and they froze him...
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: absynth aura on March 20, 2011, 01:53:55 AM
Haha I thought this would have made it to the box sooner xD


Have you seen this one:
http://www.youtube.com/v/0jtVtSTr070&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: meganpaige on March 20, 2011, 02:17:25 AM
I assume she's the new designated Disney Pop-Superstar ®

No?

She's not, thankfully. Not even Disney can work magic on that wreck.

Disney* = The BLACKEST of Black Magic.....





*since Walt went to sleep and they froze him...

Yeah, but I was part of the magic for a while, so I think I'm immune.

Also, shhhhhhh!

Haha I thought this would have made it to the box sooner xD


Have you seen this one:
http://www.youtube.com/v/0jtVtSTr070&feature=player_embedded

GODDAMNIT. She has the worst affected speech ever. FRIDAY IS NOT A THREE SYLLABLE WORD. Obnoxious.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: overratedtoejam on March 20, 2011, 03:07:52 PM
i never thought it was possible to make a kit kat bar sound absolutely vile.

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2010/03/18/japans-strangest-kit-kat-flavors/
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on March 20, 2011, 11:24:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/pi00ykRg_5c


 :headbang: ;D

#@!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: meganpaige on March 21, 2011, 12:32:10 AM
If you listen for too long, you'd swear it's Cookie Monster...
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: theseeker on March 21, 2011, 02:39:01 AM
RIP Cookie Monster.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Zoe Amory on April 10, 2011, 07:59:50 PM
Disturbing.. In a wonderful way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kspPE9E1yGM&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: meganpaige on April 13, 2011, 03:42:17 PM
I can't even believe this just happened. This guy walked through the library and approached a girl on a computer, and said, "Excuse me, are you a tsunami? 'Cause you're killin' us, girl!" and walked away.

True. Goddamn. Story.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Zoe Amory on April 13, 2011, 06:24:07 PM
What was the girl doing? O.o
---
Mom saw an iPad and read about how you can use it to read books and she said to me:
"I wouldn't know how to read from one of those, I like to turn the page. Besides, I think those would look awful in my bookshelf and they're pretty expensive too!" :2funny:

Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: CeeGBee on April 13, 2011, 08:55:28 PM
Mom saw an iPad and read about how you can use it to read books and she said to me:
"I wouldn't know how to read from one of those, I like to turn the page. Besides, I think those would look awful in my bookshelf and they're pretty expensive too!" :2funny:
I too was skeptical.....

For Christmas, we got my dad, who's old and has terrible eyesight, a Kindle - they have freely-adjustable
print sizes, so we thought he might be able to use it......

It's AWESOME...  Sure, no colour for pictures, but it's really easy to use, very portable, and e-versions of available titles
are cheaper than paper-copy (and they don't clutter up the house)....and most new titles are available in e-ditions.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: meganpaige on April 14, 2011, 01:19:14 AM
What was the girl doing? O.o

Just on a computer. Doing homework. Minding her own business.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on April 14, 2011, 09:51:04 AM
What was the girl doing? O.o

Just on a computer. Doing homework. Minding her own business.

was she hott while minding her own business?

#@!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: lentower on April 14, 2011, 12:42:57 PM
I can't even believe this just happened. This guy walked through the library and approached a girl on a computer, and said, "Excuse me, are you a tsunami? 'Cause you're killin' us, girl!" and walked away.

True. Goddamn. Story.

both this behavior and pick-up line were aincient and obnoxious fifty years ago.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: lentower on April 14, 2011, 12:44:03 PM
What was the girl doing? O.o

Just on a computer. Doing homework. Minding her own business.

was she hott while minding her own business?

#@!

such hotness is admired at a distance,
not bothered in a library
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: meganpaige on April 14, 2011, 12:47:51 PM
Yeah, she was just at a computer. I didn't ever see her face, though. But still. Not gonna get you laid...
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: theseeker on April 14, 2011, 05:15:04 PM
Yeah, she was just at a computer. I didn't ever see her face, though. But still. Not gonna get you laid...

Maybe gonna get you beat up...
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: meganpaige on April 14, 2011, 07:26:10 PM
Yeah, she was just at a computer. I didn't ever see her face, though. But still. Not gonna get you laid...

Maybe gonna get you beat up...

Totally.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on April 15, 2011, 12:38:27 PM
went to the library this morning, saw the following on a sign taped to the door:

PUBLIC LIBRARY

WILL BE CLOSED

FIRDAY APRIL 22


 :disgust:

#@!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: CeeGBee on April 15, 2011, 12:58:51 PM
went to the library this morning, saw the following on a sign taped to the door:

PUBLIC LIBRARY

WILL BE CLOSED

FIRDAY APRIL 22


 :disgust:

#@!
FIRDAY ?


srsly?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on April 15, 2011, 01:03:28 PM
verbatim

#@!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: CeeGBee on April 15, 2011, 01:10:59 PM
ummm.....  Maybe all the librarians are out studying evergreen trees? :dontknow:
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: lentower on April 15, 2011, 05:22:42 PM
hmmmmm
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Indja on April 15, 2011, 06:13:20 PM
LIBRARIANS ARE PEOPLE TWO!!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: CeeGBee on April 16, 2011, 01:42:29 AM
we wuv wibwawianz.....    :)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on April 18, 2011, 03:39:35 PM
it snowed here this morning.

#@!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Indja on April 18, 2011, 03:45:14 PM
we wuv wibwawianz.....    :)

And they wub 'oo!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: meganpaige on April 18, 2011, 06:00:57 PM
http://laughingsquid.com/gender-party-where-expectant-parents-find-out-sex-of-baby-via-cake/

I don't even.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on April 18, 2011, 06:55:39 PM
http://laughingsquid.com/gender-party-where-expectant-parents-find-out-sex-of-baby-via-cake/

I don't even.
That is quite possibly one of the dumbest things I have ever seen. People are stupid.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: CeeGBee on April 19, 2011, 12:33:11 AM
http://laughingsquid.com/gender-party-where-expectant-parents-find-out-sex-of-baby-via-cake/

I don't even.
That is quite possibly one of the dumbest things I have ever seen. People are stupid.
I dunno....  I mean, compared to some of the contrived hyper-commercialized, just-plain-idiotic shit
that some people do...  Seems kinda harmless to me (dumb, but nowhere near the level of dumb one
sees in, say liposuction... or texting while driving at highway speed...)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on April 19, 2011, 11:03:38 PM
From the makers of Faces of Meth comes the even more tragic Faces of Tan.
(http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web05/2011/4/19/10/tan-disease-22961-1303223365-24.jpg)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: CeeGBee on April 19, 2011, 11:29:35 PM
I'm just going to keep telling myself that someone enhanced that with PhotoShop for dramatic effect...

It'll let me sleep at night.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: meganpaige on April 20, 2011, 12:10:17 AM
 :tongue9:
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Agonistes on April 20, 2011, 03:31:16 AM
the reason there isn't a 2010 photo is that she cracked open like a baked potato, right?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on April 20, 2011, 03:54:44 AM
the reason there isn't a 2010 photo is that she cracked open like a baked potato, right?
That's what I assumed.

Also, we are no longer having baked potatoes for dinner tonight...
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: meganpaige on April 20, 2011, 01:38:54 PM
the reason there isn't a 2010 photo is that she cracked open like a baked potato, right?
That's what I assumed.

Also, we are no longer having baked potatoes for dinner tonight...


:violent4:

You're welcome.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on April 20, 2011, 05:43:47 PM
the 2008 pic looks like someone actually figured out how to polish a turd.

#@!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Agonistes on April 21, 2011, 03:49:19 AM
the 2008 pic looks like someone actually figured out how to polish a turd.

#@!
actually i think she was on the mythbusters episode where they finally found a type of polishable turd.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: overratedtoejam on April 21, 2011, 09:18:28 PM
yesterday my mom and i went to visit an old convent outside of mexico city (ex-convento del desierto de los leones). i had been there a week before but only got to do a quick tour cause my mom's boyfriend got diarrhea. leave it to tim to always get poop issues. any who, on our second visit there we discovered an entrance to a VERY dark and creepy basement area.  i was a bit nervous to go in (not a fan of pitch black places built in the 1500s) but we saw at the end of the basement was an area lit by sunlight where a family of a father, mother, and child were to which we thought, "well, there's other people in here so..why not?" i saw the family exit to the right which made me assume that, well, there was an exit at the other end. when we finally approached the arch that led to the room i thought to myself "let me guess, there's no fucking door or exit." and guess what, THERE WASN'T. *cue twilight zone music*

i think we saw ghosts :o. i decided to google the convent and see if it was known to be haunted (we were totally unaware that it could've been) and to my surprise it is known to be haunted. even weirder is everything i found was only saying that the basement was haunted! weird stuff.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: meganpaige on April 21, 2011, 10:02:05 PM
yesterday my mom and i went to visit an old convent outside of mexico city (ex-convento del desierto de los leones). i had been there a week before but only got to do a quick tour cause my mom's boyfriend got diarrhea. leave it to tim to always get poop issues. any who, on our second visit there we discovered an entrance to a VERY dark and creepy basement area.  i was a bit nervous to go in (not a fan of pitch black places built in the 1500s) but we saw at the end of the basement was an area lit by sunlight where a family of a father, mother, and child were to which we though, "well, there's other people in here so..why not?" i saw the family exit to the right which made me assume that, well, there was an exit at the other end. when we finally approached the arch that led to the room i thought to myself "let me guess, there's no fucking door or exit." and guess what, THERE WASN'T. *cue twilight zone music*

i think we saw ghosts :o. i decided to google the convent and see if it was known to be haunted (we were totally unaware that it could've been) and to my surprise it is known to be haunted. even weirder is everything i found was only saying that the basement was haunted! weird stuff.

Good shit.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on April 22, 2011, 01:20:38 AM
which part?

#@!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on April 22, 2011, 06:00:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/PdNDfE5l3Yk

#@!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on April 23, 2011, 12:33:11 AM
(http://fastcache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2011/04/0422april.jpg)

#@!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Indja on April 23, 2011, 12:40:15 AM
(http://fastcache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2011/04/0422april.jpg)

#@!

Rule 34. There are no exceptions. For example:

(http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h81/indie_ninja/34.jpg)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: meganpaige on April 23, 2011, 01:51:27 AM
(http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/2011/0_0_resize_watermarked_lt_5.jpg/04/560_0_resize.jpg.pagespeed.ce.ZaKpywkvAV.jpg)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Zoe Amory on April 25, 2011, 12:02:46 PM
Meanwhile in Finland...

(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff230/ZoeAmory/4eb6d2e6.jpg)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on April 25, 2011, 07:33:48 PM
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/8/2011/04/8e06d9dcb4d6a1a965c228014f543591/340x.jpg)


...yes, it's real.

#@!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Agonistes on April 25, 2011, 07:55:47 PM
the best thing is that the upside down guy doesnt look all that upset about this.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on April 25, 2011, 08:54:05 PM
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/8/2011/04/8e06d9dcb4d6a1a965c228014f543591/340x.jpg)


...yes, it's real.

#@!
I would really like to know what flavour they are supposed to be...
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Astica on April 25, 2011, 09:44:16 PM
^The top of the bag is crinkled, so I can't read it properly, but from what I gather, one of the guys on the bag is called "tights". Also, I see the characters for tori, which means "Chicken", but I'm kind of reading that out of context.

EDIT: actually, scratch that. Its not "tori", it's "doritosu", or Doritos. Still no idea what the flavour is. The particle "no" is before the word doritos, so the two characters obscured by the wrinkling on the packet, after the two faces, will probably be the flavour.

EDIT EDIT: fuck it, I really want to know now. I don't even know where to begin looking for my old Japanese textbooks to translate the kanji parts of the packet, though.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: absynth aura on April 25, 2011, 09:52:59 PM
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/8/2011/04/8e06d9dcb4d6a1a965c228014f543591/340x.jpg)


...yes, it's real.

#@!
I would really like to know what flavour they are supposed to be...
It's obviously man flavoured
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: overratedtoejam on April 25, 2011, 11:31:12 PM
apparently it's black corn chili flavor.

and no, i can't read japanese.  :D
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on April 26, 2011, 01:03:56 AM
I know someone who can!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Astica on April 26, 2011, 04:32:46 AM
apparently it's black corn chili flavor.

and no, i can't read japanese.  :D
How'd you find that out?
And what the fuck is black corn chilli?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on April 26, 2011, 11:33:22 AM
apparently it's black corn chili flavor.

and no, i can't read japanese.  :D
How'd you find that out?
And what the fuck is black corn chilli?

she's probably right - you can see a couple of chips at the lower left. they use black corn kernels to make the chips. :)

#@!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: overratedtoejam on April 26, 2011, 11:40:45 AM
i googled 'japanese doritos' and this came up: http://www.japanmarketingnews.com/2006/11/japanonly_produ.html  O0


Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on April 26, 2011, 01:41:12 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: meganpaige on April 26, 2011, 03:35:39 PM
(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b91/FebruaryStar02/SpiritAnimal.jpg)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: CeeGBee on April 27, 2011, 12:27:24 AM
(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b91/FebruaryStar02/SpiritAnimal.jpg)
....did she get her money back when the process got stuck half way?   :o

Oh, wait... It's free.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: meganpaige on April 27, 2011, 12:29:12 AM
(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b91/FebruaryStar02/SpiritAnimal.jpg)
....did she get her money back when the process got stuck half way?   :o

Oh, wait... It's free.

Eeeeeeeeeexactly.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: tanqgirl on April 27, 2011, 02:08:49 AM
(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b91/FebruaryStar02/SpiritAnimal.jpg)
....did she get her money back when the process got stuck half way?   :o

Oh, wait... It's free.

so i'm really tired and i just read this whole thread which was a very bad idea because i've now snorted way to many times and my nose hurts...but this? this picture, and then add cee's comment...this pushed me over the edge, i just almost had an asthma attack (i dont have asthma btw) cried a little and almost peed my pants all together...BEST THREAD EVEAAA!!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: meganpaige on April 27, 2011, 02:43:27 AM
so i'm really tired and i just read this whole thread which was a very bad idea because i've now snorted way to many times and my nose hurts...but this? this picture, and then add cee's comment...this pushed me over the edge, i just almost had an asthma attack (i dont have asthma btw) cried a little and almost peed my pants all together...BEST THREAD EVEAAA!!

I totally do that. Usually, it's because I wait until I'm good and tired and read damnyouautocorrect.com or whenparentstext.com and I giggle and drool and cry and pee and laugh.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: tanqgirl on April 28, 2011, 02:22:25 AM
so i'm really tired and i just read this whole thread which was a very bad idea because i've now snorted way to many times and my nose hurts...but this? this picture, and then add cee's comment...this pushed me over the edge, i just almost had an asthma attack (i dont have asthma btw) cried a little and almost peed my pants all together...BEST THREAD EVEAAA!!

I totally do that. Usually, it's because I wait until I'm good and tired and read damnyouautocorrect.com or whenparentstext.com and I giggle and drool and cry and pee and laugh.

at least i'm not alone....also? that picture of the girl and the bear is still making me die laughing
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: meganpaige on April 30, 2011, 12:40:10 PM
http://windsorknot.today.com/_news/2011/04/27/6542797-royally-obsessed-man-gets-will-and-kate-tattooed-on-teeth
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on April 30, 2011, 02:24:22 PM
 :2funny:

#@!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on May 03, 2011, 11:55:31 AM
http://www.youtube.com/v/oDmkuBlEnUE


#@!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on May 03, 2011, 01:31:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/oDmkuBlEnUE


#@!

That was actually kind of good.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: CeeGBee on May 03, 2011, 01:59:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/oDmkuBlEnUE


#@!

That was actually kind of good.
Miley's stage-dance rather reminds me of Elaine from Seinfeld.....
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on May 04, 2011, 03:52:41 AM
(http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/turtle.jpg)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on May 04, 2011, 03:53:46 PM
your name's Sarah?

#@!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on May 04, 2011, 07:08:50 PM
nope.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: CeeGBee on May 04, 2011, 10:11:34 PM
Do you ever get the feeling that most of these funny "autocorrect" txt-conversations are entirely made up?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Agonistes on May 04, 2011, 10:30:24 PM
pretty much every time i see one that says 'oh drat that pesky auto-correct!' or the like.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: tanqgirl on May 05, 2011, 12:10:49 AM
regardless of if that one was fake or not, i still laughed my ass off
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on May 05, 2011, 12:36:48 AM
Do you ever get the feeling that most of these funny "autocorrect" txt-conversations are entirely made up?
Must be. My iphone won't turn a tampon into a turtle. I asked it to and it just looked at me funny.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: meganpaige on May 05, 2011, 01:05:48 AM
Do you ever get the feeling that most of these funny "autocorrect" txt-conversations are entirely made up?
Must be. My iphone won't turn a tampon into a turtle. I asked it to and it just looked at me funny.

iPhone alchemy?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on May 05, 2011, 01:58:12 AM
My iPod touch always capitalizes the colour white. It'll auto-correct it to White. But when I try red or yellow, it's never capitalized. I think Steve Jobs is a white supremacist.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Indja on May 05, 2011, 12:39:20 PM
My iPod touch always capitalizes the colour white. It'll auto-correct it to White. But when I try red or yellow, it's never capitalized. I think Steve Jobs is a white supremacist.

I concur with your suspicions.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: dangerpants on May 05, 2011, 01:18:34 PM
Why do I always end up doing my little sister's chores?
She's only been awake for an hour. She got up at about noon and watched tv for an hour and forty five minutes instead of doing the dishes like she was asked. I asked if she saw the note my mom left asking her to do it, and she said, at 12:30, that she was leaving in five minutes so she couldn't do it. She stayed and watched tv up until now, 1:15...
THE DISHES ARE PRETTY MUCH DONE.
They just need some detergent in there, and for the button to be pressed. That doesn't even take five minutes. She swore up and down that she'll be back in time to have them done in time for dinner, but I highly doubt there will be enough time to do it, run it, and then put them away before my mother gets home from work. So, I guess I'm doing them.
OH AND SHE LEFT THE TV ON.
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Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: CeeGBee on May 05, 2011, 01:35:09 PM
Why do I always end up doing my little sister's chores?
She's only been awake for an hour. She got up at about noon and watched tv for an hour and forty five minutes instead of doing the dishes like she was asked. I asked if she saw the note my mom left asking her to do it, and she said, at 12:30, that she was leaving in five minutes so she couldn't do it. She stayed and watched tv up until now, 1:15...

I knew it!  Dangah's a TIIIIIMELOOOORRRRD! uh, lady.....  Manipulating time and space so
her sister can watch 1:45 of tv between noon and 1:15....


Can I have a ride in yer TARDIS?   ;) ;)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: dangerpants on May 05, 2011, 02:26:06 PM
Why do I always end up doing my little sister's chores?
She's only been awake for an hour. She got up at about noon and watched tv for an hour and forty five minutes instead of doing the dishes like she was asked. I asked if she saw the note my mom left asking her to do it, and she said, at 12:30, that she was leaving in five minutes so she couldn't do it. She stayed and watched tv up until now, 1:15...

I knew it!  Dangah's a TIIIIIMELOOOORRRRD! uh, lady.....  Manipulating time and space so
her sister can watch 1:45 of tv between noon and 1:15....


Can I have a ride in yer TARDIS?

Hahaha, sorry! I've been out of it. Finals and all that. (And yes you can ride in my TARDIS)
She's back now, somehow it only takes thirty minutes to drive to the gym (10 minutes away), work out, and then come back. I don't know any successful workout routines that use only ten minutes a day of exercise, thirteen hours of sleep, and the rest of the day watching tv and eating snacks... And she wonders why she's not losing any weight, ha! I wonder why I'm not losing any weight, but that's because, not including exercise, I maintain an average of 800-1,200 calories a day. She's probably maintaining about 2,000-2,500 calories a day. LOL I win!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: tanqgirl on May 11, 2011, 03:07:54 PM
so i saw this randomly one night whilst watching tv and whenever i think of it I CANT STOP LAUGHING and it is quite WTF???

http://www.youtube.com/v/00ya1KzduLU
no balance, no balance at all...

ps thanks to Cee for telling us all how to embed videos  O0
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: meganpaige on May 13, 2011, 12:21:37 AM
http://winningateverything.com/

I am crying laughing. omg.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: tanqgirl on May 13, 2011, 12:58:21 AM
^ OMG THAT IS MADE OF WINNING!!

http://breadpeople.tumblr.com/ (http://breadpeople.tumblr.com/)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: meganpaige on May 13, 2011, 01:23:27 AM
^ OMG THAT IS MADE OF WINNING!!

http://breadpeople.tumblr.com/ (http://breadpeople.tumblr.com/)

What. The. Fuck. Is. That. Seriously. I. Don't. Even.

(Also, I like that we're suddenly SBox BFFs.)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: absynth aura on May 13, 2011, 03:15:24 AM
http://breadpeople.tumblr.com/ (http://breadpeople.tumblr.com/)

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: tanqgirl on May 13, 2011, 04:33:12 AM
^ OMG THAT IS MADE OF WINNING!!

http://breadpeople.tumblr.com/ (http://breadpeople.tumblr.com/)

What. The. Fuck. Is. That. Seriously. I. Don't. Even.

(Also, I like that we're suddenly SBox BFFs.)

that's pretty much the reaction i had when i first saw it which is why i had to refind it just for this thread! and chyea boxer bffs!!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: theseeker on May 16, 2011, 10:51:58 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/3485305/I-give-my-girl-8-Botox-for-pageant.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/3485305/I-give-my-girl-8-Botox-for-pageant.html)

EERRRR.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: CeeGBee on May 16, 2011, 11:07:26 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/3485305/I-give-my-girl-8-Botox-for-pageant.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/3485305/I-give-my-girl-8-Botox-for-pageant.html)

EERRRR.

 ...BUT... (http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/world/botox-mum-loses-custody-of-eight-year-old-daughter/story-e6frf7lf-1226057300219)  O0

The world almost certainly has gone mad, but maybe not quite that mad....  yet.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: overratedtoejam on May 23, 2011, 12:54:05 PM
http://rentafriend.com/

rent...a friend?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Savannah on May 23, 2011, 01:16:33 PM
http://rentafriend.com/

rent...a friend?

lol, that sounds like an interesting idea. but i wouldn't let mine haha, i'd put them to sale  ;D
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Indja on May 23, 2011, 03:43:30 PM
^Have you looked at some of the people on there?? OMF to the G.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Savannah on May 23, 2011, 04:15:38 PM
yeah, some are cute but most are the kind i wouldn't want even if they give me a million dollars.  ;D
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: overratedtoejam on May 23, 2011, 05:41:17 PM
i'd say the people seem nice it's just...why? you could hang out with a total stranger for free. just creep around on facebook or something.

"hey buddy, here's $30 for being my friend for 3 hours. i guess i'll hit you up when i have more cash."
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: CeeGBee on May 23, 2011, 07:10:39 PM
That is both amazingly sad, and sadly inevitable......
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: tanqgirl on May 24, 2011, 01:27:29 AM
they made an episode of pushing daisies about that!! i think it was the second season...
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on May 25, 2011, 12:28:03 AM
A few weeks ago I tried to call my friend's phone but I didn't get an answer. Instead I got a text that read "Sorry, can't pick up my phone, I'm driving. What's up?"

Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on May 25, 2011, 09:34:43 AM
A few weeks ago I tried to call my friend's phone but I didn't get an answer. Instead I got a text that read "Sorry, can't pick up my phone, I'm driving. What's up?"



 :2funny: :2funny:   ...seriously, smack the shit of of that friend the next time you see him/her, and tell them why.

#@!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Agonistes on May 25, 2011, 05:36:28 PM
A few weeks ago I tried to call my friend's phone but I didn't get an answer. Instead I got a text that read "Sorry, can't pick up my phone, I'm driving. What's up?"


they might have an auto-thingie in their phone.  if i need to tell someone i am driving/riding, i have to push two buttons, and it's sent...because obviously it is a mistake to try to pry my phone off the velcro handlebar grip, plus remove my helmet if i'm not wearing headphones, to answer it in traffic.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on May 25, 2011, 07:58:27 PM
A few weeks ago I tried to call my friend's phone but I didn't get an answer. Instead I got a text that read "Sorry, can't pick up my phone, I'm driving. What's up?"


they might have an auto-thingie in their phone.  if i need to tell someone i am driving/riding, i have to push two buttons, and it's sent...because obviously it is a mistake to try to pry my phone off the velcro handlebar grip, plus remove my helmet if i'm not wearing headphones, to answer it in traffic.

This is true. I didn't know phones could do that. Then again, I don't own a fancy phone, so I have more than just a few buttons to press. What phone do you have, if you don't mind me asking?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: meganpaige on May 25, 2011, 08:04:14 PM
A few weeks ago I tried to call my friend's phone but I didn't get an answer. Instead I got a text that read "Sorry, can't pick up my phone, I'm driving. What's up?"


they might have an auto-thingie in their phone.  if i need to tell someone i am driving/riding, i have to push two buttons, and it's sent...because obviously it is a mistake to try to pry my phone off the velcro handlebar grip, plus remove my helmet if i'm not wearing headphones, to answer it in traffic.

This is true. I didn't know phones could do that. Then again, I don't own a fancy phone, so I have more than just a few buttons to press. What phone do you have, if you don't mind me asking?

I have an auto text feature where I can input pre-written messages for certain scenarios and then when I hit 'ignore' it asks me if I want to send an auto-text message.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Agonistes on May 25, 2011, 08:33:18 PM
A few weeks ago I tried to call my friend's phone but I didn't get an answer. Instead I got a text that read "Sorry, can't pick up my phone, I'm driving. What's up?"


they might have an auto-thingie in their phone.  if i need to tell someone i am driving/riding, i have to push two buttons, and it's sent...because obviously it is a mistake to try to pry my phone off the velcro handlebar grip, plus remove my helmet if i'm not wearing headphones, to answer it in traffic.

This is true. I didn't know phones could do that. Then again, I don't own a fancy phone, so I have more than just a few buttons to press. What phone do you have, if you don't mind me asking?

iphone 4.  it's got a feature where you can program some quick-send phrases.  mine read:



'i am riding in traffic and can't answer or call you back without becoming a jackson pollack.  please text your message.' 

'i am in the theater with my ringer turned off, please text your message.'

'me and your mom are busy.  please call back, or text your message.'
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on May 25, 2011, 09:42:51 PM
A few weeks ago I tried to call my friend's phone but I didn't get an answer. Instead I got a text that read "Sorry, can't pick up my phone, I'm driving. What's up?"


they might have an auto-thingie in their phone.  if i need to tell someone i am driving/riding, i have to push two buttons, and it's sent...because obviously it is a mistake to try to pry my phone off the velcro handlebar grip, plus remove my helmet if i'm not wearing headphones, to answer it in traffic.

This is true. I didn't know phones could do that. Then again, I don't own a fancy phone, so I have more than just a few buttons to press. What phone do you have, if you don't mind me asking?

iphone 4.  it's got a feature where you can program some quick-send phrases.  mine read:



'i am riding in traffic and can't answer or call you back without becoming a jackson pollack.  please text your message.' 

'i am in the theater with my ringer turned off, please text your message.'

'me and your mom are busy.  please call back, or text your message.'

I'm going to call you one day when you are doing all of these things!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Agonistes on May 26, 2011, 12:04:47 AM
A few weeks ago I tried to call my friend's phone but I didn't get an answer. Instead I got a text that read "Sorry, can't pick up my phone, I'm driving. What's up?"


they might have an auto-thingie in their phone.  if i need to tell someone i am driving/riding, i have to push two buttons, and it's sent...because obviously it is a mistake to try to pry my phone off the velcro handlebar grip, plus remove my helmet if i'm not wearing headphones, to answer it in traffic.

This is true. I didn't know phones could do that. Then again, I don't own a fancy phone, so I have more than just a few buttons to press. What phone do you have, if you don't mind me asking?

iphone 4.  it's got a feature where you can program some quick-send phrases.  mine read:



'i am riding in traffic and can't answer or call you back without becoming a jackson pollack.  please text your message.' 

'i am in the theater with my ringer turned off, please text your message.'

'me and your mom are busy.  please call back, or text your message.'

I'm going to call you one day when you are doing all of these things!
by the time you get my number, there is no telling what the new messages will say.  i'm a threat to change my phone stuff.  except the four months my answering message was me talking like yoda, but i just left it like that for so long because it bothered my friend.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on May 26, 2011, 12:05:52 AM
A few weeks ago I tried to call my friend's phone but I didn't get an answer. Instead I got a text that read "Sorry, can't pick up my phone, I'm driving. What's up?"


they might have an auto-thingie in their phone.  if i need to tell someone i am driving/riding, i have to push two buttons, and it's sent...because obviously it is a mistake to try to pry my phone off the velcro handlebar grip, plus remove my helmet if i'm not wearing headphones, to answer it in traffic.

This is true. I didn't know phones could do that. Then again, I don't own a fancy phone, so I have more than just a few buttons to press. What phone do you have, if you don't mind me asking?

iphone 4.  it's got a feature where you can program some quick-send phrases.  mine read:



'i am riding in traffic and can't answer or call you back without becoming a jackson pollack.  please text your message.' 

'i am in the theater with my ringer turned off, please text your message.'

'me and your mom are busy.  please call back, or text your message.'

I'm going to call you one day when you are doing all of these things!
by the time you get my number, there is no telling what the new messages will say.  i'm a threat to change my phone stuff.  except the four months my answering message was me talking like yoda, but i just left it like that for so long because it bothered my friend.

You know, I have a magicjack that allows me to call anywhere in Canada or the US for free.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Agonistes on May 26, 2011, 12:20:37 AM
A few weeks ago I tried to call my friend's phone but I didn't get an answer. Instead I got a text that read "Sorry, can't pick up my phone, I'm driving. What's up?"


they might have an auto-thingie in their phone.  if i need to tell someone i am driving/riding, i have to push two buttons, and it's sent...because obviously it is a mistake to try to pry my phone off the velcro handlebar grip, plus remove my helmet if i'm not wearing headphones, to answer it in traffic.

This is true. I didn't know phones could do that. Then again, I don't own a fancy phone, so I have more than just a few buttons to press. What phone do you have, if you don't mind me asking?

iphone 4.  it's got a feature where you can program some quick-send phrases.  mine read:



'i am riding in traffic and can't answer or call you back without becoming a jackson pollack.  please text your message.' 

'i am in the theater with my ringer turned off, please text your message.'

'me and your mom are busy.  please call back, or text your message.'

I'm going to call you one day when you are doing all of these things!
by the time you get my number, there is no telling what the new messages will say.  i'm a threat to change my phone stuff.  except the four months my answering message was me talking like yoda, but i just left it like that for so long because it bothered my friend.

You know, I have a magicjack that allows me to call anywhere in Canada or the US for free.
but can you text?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on May 26, 2011, 06:22:14 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/fAZnknP3VIc&sns

I have no words.  :o
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Savannah on May 26, 2011, 06:30:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/fAZnknP3VIc&sns

I have no words.  :o

Disturbing  :-\
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on May 26, 2011, 08:19:21 PM
A few weeks ago I tried to call my friend's phone but I didn't get an answer. Instead I got a text that read "Sorry, can't pick up my phone, I'm driving. What's up?"


they might have an auto-thingie in their phone.  if i need to tell someone i am driving/riding, i have to push two buttons, and it's sent...because obviously it is a mistake to try to pry my phone off the velcro handlebar grip, plus remove my helmet if i'm not wearing headphones, to answer it in traffic.

This is true. I didn't know phones could do that. Then again, I don't own a fancy phone, so I have more than just a few buttons to press. What phone do you have, if you don't mind me asking?

iphone 4.  it's got a feature where you can program some quick-send phrases.  mine read:



'i am riding in traffic and can't answer or call you back without becoming a jackson pollack.  please text your message.' 

'i am in the theater with my ringer turned off, please text your message.'

'me and your mom are busy.  please call back, or text your message.'

I'm going to call you one day when you are doing all of these things!
by the time you get my number, there is no telling what the new messages will say.  i'm a threat to change my phone stuff.  except the four months my answering message was me talking like yoda, but i just left it like that for so long because it bothered my friend.

You know, I have a magicjack that allows me to call anywhere in Canada or the US for free.
but can you text?

:( No.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: theseeker on May 26, 2011, 09:14:14 PM
Not to interrupt, but...

(http://www.boingboing.net/2011/02/01/princess-pecker.jpg)

;D

(It's not random shit. It is THE Best Thing Ever.)

(Until I can fit into size 10 pants. Then that will the THE Best Thing Ever.)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Savannah on May 27, 2011, 02:50:11 AM
^ Hahahaha! It's hilarious.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: tanqgirl on May 27, 2011, 03:58:22 AM
http://www.youtube.com/v/fAZnknP3VIc&sns

I have no words.  :o

Disturbing  :-\

so naturally you guys saying it was disturbing made me HAVE to watch it and......i think the only thing to be said is WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Captain Oblivious on May 27, 2011, 06:46:16 AM
I showed L and he said "I was ok with the teddies and ok with the sex, whatever gets you off...but then the gimp mask came out"
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on May 27, 2011, 06:52:40 AM
I showed L and he said "I was ok with the teddies and ok with the sex, whatever gets you off...but then the gimp mask came out"
My thoughts exactly. The gimp mask and the sex swing were too much.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: tanqgirl on May 27, 2011, 03:12:17 PM
honestly i think what bothered me the most was the fact that i had a care bear VERY similar to that when i was little and i had a figment toy too, so it was kinda awkward...
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: slyvia k on May 27, 2011, 06:21:08 PM
SO disturbing. plus there's my plush rabbit next to me now and it's just plain awkward. i hope he doesn't get any weird ideas  :-\
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: meganpaige on May 27, 2011, 06:30:31 PM
That's...interesting?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Cirque on May 27, 2011, 07:13:48 PM
If I were to walk into that room alone and find the bear in the swing...I would assume I had stumbled across the layer of a serial killer...
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: CeeGBee on May 27, 2011, 08:58:20 PM
...the layer of a serial killer...
freudian slip?   ;D
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Cirque on May 28, 2011, 06:03:31 PM
...the layer of a serial killer...
freudian slip?   ;D

Yeah, let's go with that
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Annebelle. on May 28, 2011, 06:53:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/fAZnknP3VIc&sns

I have no words.  :o

Disturbing  :-\

so naturally you guys saying it was disturbing made me HAVE to watch it and......i think the only thing to be said is WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

I am NOT going to watch this, just because I can see that it's a purple share bear care bear in the video... and I have one of those and I sleep with it every single night. Seeing this, might ruin my sleeping experience forever.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on June 07, 2011, 02:19:57 AM
http://www.youtube.com/v/1vqmILSKfew&feature=player_embedded#at=226


 :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: x 1012

#@!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Agonistes on June 07, 2011, 02:41:30 AM
i am sincerely worried about whether or not this girl can handle this movie. 
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on June 09, 2011, 06:58:22 AM
(http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/6/7/16/enhanced-buzz-12963-1307477756-11.jpg)

This is apparently a wax model of Justin Bieber. What is he about to do to himself?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: tanqgirl on June 09, 2011, 05:44:13 PM
(http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/6/7/16/enhanced-buzz-12963-1307477756-11.jpg)

This is apparently a wax model of Justin Bieber. What is he about to do to himself?


HAHAHAHAHAHA someones a narcissist....
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: VinsanityOrElse on June 10, 2011, 06:03:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/mTTwcCVajAc


WHAT?!?!?  :uglystupid2:
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: The Angel Raliel on June 10, 2011, 06:07:00 PM
(http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/6/7/16/enhanced-buzz-12963-1307477756-11.jpg)

This is apparently a wax model of Justin Bieber. What is he about to do to himself?

he apparently is going to get a girl to go down on his waxy self...and enjoy it vicariously while he plugs other holes
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: CeeGBee on June 10, 2011, 06:58:17 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/mTTwcCVajAc


WHAT?!?!?  :uglystupid2:
Is it too much to hope this is a joke and she couldn't possibly be that messed up?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: The Angel Raliel on June 10, 2011, 07:15:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/mTTwcCVajAc


WHAT?!?!?  :uglystupid2:
Is it too much to hope this is a joke and she couldn't possibly be that messed up?
this is her in ten years....

(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/crazy-cat-lady.jpg)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on June 10, 2011, 07:30:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/mTTwcCVajAc


WHAT?!?!?  :uglystupid2:


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...she loves cats so much, she should have the General Tso's chicken at the takeout place down the street!  O0

#@!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Captain Oblivious on June 10, 2011, 07:52:11 PM
I posted this on facebook. My favourite comment so far: "I would date her and film everything" LOL
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: tanqgirl on June 10, 2011, 10:04:16 PM
hahaha i really REALLY hope that's a joke...

because...

I JUST LOVE THEM SO MUCH

AND I WANT THEM TO BE ON RAINBOWS!!!  :'(
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: cbkof on June 10, 2011, 10:08:33 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/mTTwcCVajAc


WHAT?!?!?  :uglystupid2:


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...she loves cats so much, she should have the General Tso's chicken at the takeout place down the street!  O0

#@!

Go Villanova MBA program!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: theseeker on June 15, 2011, 03:50:37 AM
There's a duo called nervous but excited! 

They don't approve of capitalization.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Indja on June 15, 2011, 09:30:26 AM
^I get the feeling you disapprove of their disapproval xD


My wtf of the day is that I just clicked through a questionairre for giving blood and apparently because I've had sex with a man who has had sex with a man who has sex with men, I can't give blood. Altogether now - What The Fuck.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: lentower on June 15, 2011, 10:38:43 AM
^I get the feeling you disapprove of their disapproval xD

My wtf of the day is that I just clicked through a questionairre for giving blood and apparently because I've had sex with a man who has had sex with a man who has sex with men, I can't give blood. Altogether now - What The Fuck.

They might make a different decision,
if they interviewed you in person.

The public policy of keeping the blood supply
safe is complicated.  It's safest to stay away
from populations that could have disease in their
blood.

With the American Red Cross,
I was banned blood from giving for a year,
cause I had spend 25 hours in Morocco.
If it had been there 23.999999 hours,
they would have had five more pints from
me that year.

The standards can also vary in the US
(and probably elsewhere) depending
on who is collecting the blood, and for whom.
And if any possible contagion can be tested for.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Captain Oblivious on June 15, 2011, 10:48:47 AM
^I get the feeling you disapprove of their disapproval xD

My wtf of the day is that I just clicked through a questionairre for giving blood and apparently because I've had sex with a man who has had sex with a man who has sex with men, I can't give blood. Altogether now - What The Fuck.

They might make a different decision,
if they interviewed you in person.

The public policy of keeping the blood supply
safe is complicated.  It's safest to stay away
from populations that could have disease in their
blood.

With the American Red Cross,
I was banned blood from giving for a year,
cause I had spend 25 hours in Morocco.
If it had been there 23.999999 hours,
they would have had five more pints from
me that year.

The standards can also vary in the US
(and probably elsewhere) depending
on who is collecting the blood, and for whom.
And if any possible contagion can be tested for.

I don't know if it's the same in the the US but in the UK gay men can't donate blood so I'm assuming that's where the complications with Indie donating comes from.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Indja on June 15, 2011, 10:50:12 AM
I can understand the idea behind keeping the blood supply safe, but if it's STIs or HIV or something they're worried about then make people get tested for it. Besides, it asked if I'd had sex with a man who'd ever had "anal or oral sex with another man, with or without a condom". I don't know why only men who do that are more at risk - surely the risks are just as real for a woman who's had anal or oral sex with someone who hasn't been tested for diseases and things? What if I've had oral sex with a woman who's had anal sex with a man - why doesn't that put me at the same level of risk? Confused.

Anyway, I searched for blood-donation thingies in Belfast after I get back and nothing came up, so whatever.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Mockery on June 15, 2011, 02:19:59 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/BlazeJons/ForalUnrial.jpg)

These are urinals in the shape of flowers.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Captain Oblivious on June 15, 2011, 04:31:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/XsU5AMxvlKg
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Indja on June 15, 2011, 08:43:00 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/XsU5AMxvlKg

SO. FUCKING. COOL.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: lentower on June 15, 2011, 08:53:54 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/BlazeJons/ForalUnrial.jpg)

These are urinals in the shape of flowers.

where?

have you seen them IRL?

who makes them?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Mockery on June 16, 2011, 09:04:15 PM
I forget.

No, I haven't. Got this from Oddaee.

And I have no idea.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: overratedtoejam on June 16, 2011, 10:28:44 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/BlazeJons/ForalUnrial.jpg)

These are urinals in the shape of flowers.

where?

have you seen them IRL?

who makes them?


http://www.clarkmade.com/show.html O0
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on June 21, 2011, 07:34:00 PM
http://technolog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/06/21/6909615-amish-sexter-busted-for-buggy-sex-invite-to-girl-12?chromedomain=digitallife

#@!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: meganpaige on June 21, 2011, 07:40:32 PM
Ahahaha. Horse and buggy sex.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: CeeGBee on June 21, 2011, 10:58:05 PM
Ahahaha. Jackass and buggy sex.
Fixed (which he probably should be too.....)   O0
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: meganpaige on June 23, 2011, 01:46:00 AM
http://vimeo.com/9869813

I should say, NFSW...contains CGI ballsack.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: tanqgirl on June 23, 2011, 02:20:31 AM
http://vimeo.com/9869813

I should say, NFSW...contains CGI ballsack.

is it bad that i read this and go, ew i dont want to see this and then click on the link?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: VinsanityOrElse on June 24, 2011, 02:29:49 AM
Ok, so who REALLY wrote this song? PS...this is a bad day for both bands. But seriously... why does NO ONE know the second band????????? (That Noise)

http://www.youtube.com/v/NOF1FJ7wGhw
Kings of Leon


http://www.youtube.com/v/rqOGuiqRp7U
That Noise
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: tanqgirl on June 24, 2011, 02:32:19 AM
OOOOOOOH THAT NOISE  :love5: :love5: :love5: :love5:

anyone in california go see them NOW, i PROMISE you wont be disappointed!!

and kings of leon make everything hurt, all my senses wanted to die
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on June 24, 2011, 10:04:30 AM
Kings of Leon's best show was that one in St. Louis where pigeons crapped all over the band. the bass player got it in the mouth!  ;D

#@!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: VinsanityOrElse on June 24, 2011, 11:20:51 AM
^HAHAHAHAHAHAHA  ;D I guess nature got something right.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on June 26, 2011, 05:14:01 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/pVpm-NRbnB4


 :D

#@!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Indja on June 27, 2011, 08:08:00 AM
OK so my jaw just literally dropped and I snorted with disbelief. Scott Patterson - aka Luke Fucking Danes - is only a year younger than MY DAD. What to fuck on an almighty level.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Captain Oblivious on June 27, 2011, 09:47:46 AM
OK so my jaw just literally dropped and I snorted with disbelief. Scott Patterson - aka Luke Fucking Danes - is only a year younger than MY DAD. What to fuck on an almighty level.

I'm totally watching Gilmore Girls right now :D
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Indja on June 27, 2011, 10:01:19 AM
OK so my jaw just literally dropped and I snorted with disbelief. Scott Patterson - aka Luke Fucking Danes - is only a year younger than MY DAD. What to fuck on an almighty level.

I'm totally watching Gilmore Girls right now :D

Oh, me too. He's a beautiful man. But ooooold!! Dad old!! ...but he's so pretty :)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: meganpaige on June 27, 2011, 11:54:15 AM
OK so my jaw just literally dropped and I snorted with disbelief. Scott Patterson - aka Luke Fucking Danes - is only a year younger than MY DAD. What to fuck on an almighty level.

I'm totally watching Gilmore Girls right now :D

Oh, me too. He's a beautiful man. But ooooold!! Dad old!! ...but he's so pretty :)

...and how old is Mr. Bridges?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Indja on June 27, 2011, 11:57:58 AM
OK so my jaw just literally dropped and I snorted with disbelief. Scott Patterson - aka Luke Fucking Danes - is only a year younger than MY DAD. What to fuck on an almighty level.

I'm totally watching Gilmore Girls right now :D

Oh, me too. He's a beautiful man. But ooooold!! Dad old!! ...but he's so pretty :)

...and how old is Mr. Bridges?

Fair point. I think the weirdness isn't how old he is, but how he's the same age as my dad, pretty much xD I mean, Jeff, Bruce Springsteen, various others are all significantly older. But he's the same age as my dad!! o.O

EDIT - Just to drive it home, THIS MAN:

(http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h81/indie_ninja/9505269_tml.jpg)

is old enough to be my dad. URGH.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Mockery on June 27, 2011, 12:30:56 PM
http://www.oddee.com/item_97759.aspx

Why do people do this to themselves?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Savannah on June 27, 2011, 12:39:30 PM
http://www.oddee.com/item_97759.aspx

Why do people do this to themselves?

These ones are eew  :confused3: seriously, it's beyond self-harming or masochism.

(http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles2/a97759_g266_2-most-pierced.jpg)

(http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles2/a97759_g266_4-ankle.jpg)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Mockery on June 27, 2011, 12:40:21 PM
*shivers* Why? Why on Earth would someone do this?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on June 27, 2011, 01:38:07 PM
^ I'm guessing all those people are self-employed.


OK so my jaw just literally dropped and I snorted with disbelief. Scott Patterson - aka Luke Fucking Danes - is only a year younger than MY DAD. What to fuck on an almighty level.

I'm totally watching Gilmore Girls right now :D

Oh, me too. He's a beautiful man. But ooooold!! Dad old!! ...but he's so pretty :)

...and how old is Mr. Bridges?

Fair point. I think the weirdness isn't how old he is, but how he's the same age as my dad, pretty much xD I mean, Jeff, Bruce Springsteen, various others are all significantly older. But he's the same age as my dad!! o.O

EDIT - Just to drive it home, THIS MAN:

(http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h81/indie_ninja/9505269_tml.jpg)

is old enough to be my dad. URGH.

in theory, some guy who's 31 is old enough to be your dad.  8)

#@!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Indja on June 27, 2011, 01:53:36 PM
^ I'm guessing all those people are self-employed.


OK so my jaw just literally dropped and I snorted with disbelief. Scott Patterson - aka Luke Fucking Danes - is only a year younger than MY DAD. What to fuck on an almighty level.

I'm totally watching Gilmore Girls right now :D

Oh, me too. He's a beautiful man. But ooooold!! Dad old!! ...but he's so pretty :)

...and how old is Mr. Bridges?

Fair point. I think the weirdness isn't how old he is, but how he's the same age as my dad, pretty much xD I mean, Jeff, Bruce Springsteen, various others are all significantly older. But he's the same age as my dad!! o.O

EDIT - Just to drive it home, THIS MAN:

(http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h81/indie_ninja/9505269_tml.jpg)

is old enough to be my dad. URGH.

in theory, some guy who's 31 is old enough to be your dad.  8)

#@!

But a 31 year old would be a cool young groovy dad. My dad shouts at me when I mumble because he's going deaf, and complains about how his knees are going, and has white hair and wrinkles, and won't give my friends lifts places if they ever once forgot to say thank you for the fifth time. Nobody who looks as mighty damn fucking fine as Scott Patterson should have anything in common with that man.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: CeeGBee on June 27, 2011, 11:52:11 PM
Consider, Indja dear, that the following people are old enough to be your dad:

1. Your dad...
2. Me
3. Scott Patterson
(and a whole bunch of other folk like, say, Nathan Fillion....)

Some of us old folk are suited to be yer dad, some to be your friend, and some to be celebrity-lust-objects....
That's just the way it is, the same as guys your own age who you like, but don't LIKE...  O0
(...or they could be your brother)...

See?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: meganpaige on June 28, 2011, 02:53:20 AM
http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/inside-politics/2011/jun/27/the-wrong-john-wayne/

Bahahahahahahahaha!!!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: lentower on June 28, 2011, 04:14:07 AM
http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/inside-politics/2011/jun/27/the-wrong-john-wayne/

Bahahahahahahahaha!!!

I've expected for a while that she's going to Newt herself out of the campaign
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: The Angel Raliel on June 28, 2011, 04:20:17 AM
I am old enough to be indja's dad.....
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: lentower on June 28, 2011, 04:31:52 AM
I am old enough to be indja's dad.....

I'm old enough to be her granddad.
in which case,
i would either berate my son or son-in-law
for being mean to my grandkid
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Savannah on June 28, 2011, 05:19:00 AM
I am old enough to be indja's dad.....

I'm old enough to be her granddad.
in which case,
i would either berate my son or son-in-law
for being mean to my grandkid

and in which case i would envy indja so much because she had such a wonderful and considerate granddad.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Indja on June 28, 2011, 12:58:07 PM
I am old enough to be indja's dad.....

I'm old enough to be her granddad.
in which case,
i would either berate my son or son-in-law
for being mean to my grandkid

and in which case i would envy indja so much because she had such a wonderful and considerate granddad.

I'd feel greedy. I've already had two granddad's, one spare and a two step-granddads. More would just be ridiculous xD


Consider, Indja dear, that the following people are old enough to be your dad:

1. Your dad...
2. Me
3. Scott Patterson
(and a whole bunch of other folk like, say, Nathan Fillion....)

Some of us old folk are suited to be yer dad, some to be your friend, and some to be celebrity-lust-objects....
That's just the way it is, the same as guys your own age who you like, but don't LIKE...  O0
(...or they could be your brother)...

See?

Gah. I s'pose. I just wish the lust-objects would stay young and hot forever xD Then Scott Patterson and Nathan Fillion could be my toy-boys. I would be a freakin' *awesome* cougar.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: VinsanityOrElse on June 29, 2011, 05:07:08 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/_yWU0lFghxU&feature=relmfu

All I have to say... ummm.... WHAT?!?!?!?!

Translation of first Verse:

So, today I'm pretty good mood
pulling at me fancy, sit on a hat
The Rolex is ticking. Man, do I look good
Get me the kick I need absolutely '
Yeah, again even got a solo ride
poser in the outfit, I'll do me nicely,
board make me fat, smoke Shit
Where are the brides-neck with Poser?
Come into the club and edible 'the view
The bride is 'schmuck and is' too smart
I sing 'ne hook, with each austickt
My wife looks weird if she's finds out
Hmmm, no matter mal'n output must be well once inside,
'm not home, need necessarily a 'drink
good for the ran to the bar, I laber a wife
For the lady and for me seven Mojito
Pleases me every time with a song so
even dancing to the song by Placebo
'm Blue and the lady dito


Please forgive the horrible grammar, I'm going with a horrible web translator.

There IS English in the song...

See that burnin body (hot)
Those boobs in a naughty (top)
Sun juicy red lips (oh god)
Caught in the middle of your web
Please do not stop
Take my brain
Turn it off
Do not feel shame
Do not feel love
More champagne
For our game
It's insane
But it's aaah!
Do you want to ruin my life -
say what
You want to tell my wife -
please stop
Things are getting real tight -
I never though
you'd set me up
ha



Again.... WHAT?!?!?!?!?  :uglystupid2:
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: lentower on June 29, 2011, 05:21:08 PM
. . . I would be a freakin' *awesome* cougar.

you WILL be a freakin' *awesome* cougar,
though it's unlikely i'll be around
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Mockery on June 29, 2011, 06:44:07 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UbetGGnsq-M/TeGATja1UYI/AAAAAAAAAfg/u515UZhbLmw/s1600/about+nipple+piercing+12.jpg

Fucking ouch man
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on July 02, 2011, 12:16:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/WhzbFaNueKU&feature=player_embedded

#@!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: absynth aura on July 02, 2011, 04:14:27 PM
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnphvpOZeP1qdkzr6o1_100.png)

I took this from a textbook at my friends flat whilst at a party last night.
It's from The Greatest Scandals in History, and Reverend Banana raped this man because he was a homosexual sexual deviant.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: The Epigrammic Poultry on July 02, 2011, 04:32:10 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/pVpm-NRbnB4


 :D

#@!

A lot of the reason this guy fucks me off is that people like this serve to completely de-legitimise the actually non-crazy anti-globalisation movement.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: tanqgirl on July 03, 2011, 01:29:01 AM
http://www.youtube.com/v/WhzbFaNueKU&feature=player_embedded

#@!

only japan would come up with something like this AND actually make it happen, they're so friggin cool
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Agonistes on July 03, 2011, 03:20:53 AM
i once helped make a sculpture for showa institute's lobby in florida, when i was in high school.  that place is freaking awesome.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on July 04, 2011, 06:20:49 PM
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/8/2011/07/a8a0daa52fe6fd676035b9588e4a43f5/340x.jpg)

#@!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Miss Sahara on July 04, 2011, 08:06:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/_yWU0lFghxU&feature=relmfu

All I have to say... ummm.... WHAT?!?!?!?!
[lyrics]
Again.... WHAT?!?!?!?!?  :uglystupid2:
this actually was a hit song around here (i.e. germany and austria) a few years ago.
i'm afraid the lyrics won't get much better with a better translator...
have you heard the chorus? it goes:
"oh-oh-oh pretty thing
i'm hiding my wedding ring"

great song... :angry7:
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: VinsanityOrElse on July 04, 2011, 10:20:03 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/_yWU0lFghxU&feature=relmfu

All I have to say... ummm.... WHAT?!?!?!?!
[lyrics]
Again.... WHAT?!?!?!?!?  :uglystupid2:
this actually was a hit song around here (i.e. germany and austria) a few years ago.
i'm afraid the lyrics won't get much better with a better translator...
have you heard the chorus? it goes:
"oh-oh-oh pretty thing
i'm hiding my wedding ring"

great song... :angry7:
"ting-a-linga-ling you pretty thing" hahahaha. Yeah... the translation...umm interesting. Haha
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Captain Oblivious on July 06, 2011, 08:01:03 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/OCf9M5GsDSs
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: CeeGBee on July 06, 2011, 08:40:26 PM
I could totally rip the audio from that and just casually drop in into the ready-to-air
folder at the radio station....  And someone would certainly play it....  Heh heh heh.....   ;D
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on July 06, 2011, 10:31:58 PM
I could totally rip the audio from that and just casually drop in into the ready-to-air
folder at the radio station....  And someone would certainly play it....  Heh heh heh.....   ;D

Can you do that for any of my music, please?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: CeeGBee on July 06, 2011, 11:05:28 PM
I could totally rip the audio from that and just casually drop in into the ready-to-air
folder at the radio station....  And someone would certainly play it....  Heh heh heh.....   ;D

Can you do that for any of my music, please?
Got any 30-second or 60-second songs that call attention to a public need?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on July 07, 2011, 02:32:55 AM
I could totally rip the audio from that and just casually drop in into the ready-to-air
folder at the radio station....  And someone would certainly play it....  Heh heh heh.....   ;D

Can you do that for any of my music, please?
Got any 30-second or 60-second songs that call attention to a public need?

Probably not. I will have to go see.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Mockery on July 09, 2011, 03:49:33 PM
WTF is going on here? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3U4YCl-hW0&feature=related)

Is this suppose to be funny? Why is making all this noise?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Indja on July 09, 2011, 06:19:48 PM
WTF is going on here? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3U4YCl-hW0&feature=related)

Is this suppose to be funny? Why is making all this noise?

I don't think it's a joke, I think it's a fetish - there's some people who really get off on the idea of women's breasts and bums expanding. Still srsly wtf though xD
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on July 10, 2011, 12:38:09 AM
they could have at least attempted to make it interesting.

#@!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Mockery on July 11, 2011, 02:52:58 PM
Or make the women attractive! She's funny looking!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on July 17, 2011, 03:16:26 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/aCayq56wHSA

#@!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Savannah on August 11, 2011, 11:59:13 AM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16614865/#.TkP7RWHd2yN (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16614865/#.TkP7RWHd2yN)

 ‘Hold Your Wee for a Wii’  :o What a fuckery...
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Agonistes on August 11, 2011, 12:52:08 PM
Or make the women attractive! She's funny looking!

what manner of starlet pool would you expect them to draw from for this sort of thing?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Mockery on August 17, 2011, 06:00:33 PM
WTF is going on here? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3U4YCl-hW0&feature=related)

Is this suppose to be funny? Why is making all this noise?

Do you seek out this stuff?  Or just google 'expanding breasts' for the purposes of posting your findings here?

I just stumbled upon on it.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: SpookyTwigg on August 18, 2011, 09:19:55 AM
I was walking back to my house late not long ago when I overheard a lady on the phone freaking out to her friend about the fact that her dog had just eaten her whole stash of E's. She seemes to be far more worried about finding some more than the fact that her dog was "Tripping balls".
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on August 19, 2011, 10:44:58 AM
http://msn.foxsports.com/other/story/German-soccer-fans-banned-for-three-years-for-throwing-urine-feces-081811?gt1=39002

#@!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: lostxero on August 19, 2011, 07:13:54 PM
http://msn.foxsports.com/other/story/German-soccer-fans-banned-for-three-years-for-throwing-urine-feces-081811?gt1=39002

#@!

That's disgusting! I have a friend who was a guard at Guantanamo and got Hep-C when a prisoner threw the same thing in his face.   
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on September 11, 2011, 08:28:02 AM
http://www.youtube.com/v/pw42uhVUY0M

It puts the lotion on its skin...
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on September 11, 2011, 11:54:08 AM
guess who this is:


(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/8/2011/09/631d24825e6d42c0c589c2c9ba2ff532/340x.jpg)

#@!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: slyvia k on September 11, 2011, 12:48:31 PM
guess who this is:


(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/8/2011/09/631d24825e6d42c0c589c2c9ba2ff532/340x.jpg)

#@!
britney spears?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: overratedtoejam on September 11, 2011, 12:52:15 PM
christopher walken?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Mockery on September 11, 2011, 01:18:15 PM
guess who this is:


(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/8/2011/09/631d24825e6d42c0c589c2c9ba2ff532/340x.jpg)

#@!

Tom Felton?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Mockery on September 11, 2011, 01:40:40 PM
Man, even when he was young he was sexy!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on September 11, 2011, 03:06:05 PM
christopher walken?

yep.

#@!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on September 12, 2011, 06:47:02 AM
Using the "f" sound from "enough", the "i" sound from "women" and the "sh" sound from "friction", you can spell "fish" as "ghoti"
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Agonistes on September 12, 2011, 12:51:32 PM
Using the "f" sound from "enough", the "i" sound from "women" and the "sh" sound from "friction", you can spell "fish" as "ghoti"

bernard shaw.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: tanqgirl on September 13, 2011, 12:41:52 PM
that makes me giggle
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: CeeGBee on September 13, 2011, 03:28:49 PM
Using the "f" sound from "enough", the "i" sound from "women" and the "sh" sound from "friction", you can spell "fish" as "ghoti"
bernard shaw.
License plate on old co-worker's VW bus....  O0
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on September 24, 2011, 07:39:32 PM
http://io9.com/5843446/the-most-revolting-vagina-dentata-sound-effect-of-all-time-%5Bnsfw%5D

Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on September 25, 2011, 01:16:14 AM
The britney spears video and the japanese vagina dentata are seriously fucked.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on October 05, 2011, 08:48:43 PM
Seems Axl Rose has not aged well...

(http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2011/10/5/17/enhanced-buzz-30863-1317848993-53.jpg)
(http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web03/2011/10/5/17/enhanced-buzz-17448-1317849011-12.jpg)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Agonistes on October 05, 2011, 09:05:25 PM
clearly, some roses have LOTS of thorns.

Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Mockery on October 05, 2011, 09:35:31 PM
Has anyone heard of a movie called We Are the Strange?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on October 06, 2011, 01:48:03 AM
clearly, some roses have LOTS of thorns.


and by the looks of him they also have cheeseburgers, lots and lots of them.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on October 10, 2011, 02:04:44 AM
(http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2011/10/9/14/rice-krispies-human-centipede-12076-1318183304-3.jpg)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: lentower on October 10, 2011, 08:03:20 AM
^ snap, gag, gag

brilliant

but what are the knee rags about?
maybe the artists can't draw knees well?
but the elbows are fine
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Cirque on October 10, 2011, 10:49:29 AM
^ snap, gag, gag

brilliant

but what are the knee rags about?
maybe the artists can't draw knees well?
but the elbows are fine


The characters in human centipede have knee rags for some reason, I suppose if one is forced to walk on their knees for so long there's bound to be some bleeding. Though that's really the least of their problems.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: lentower on October 10, 2011, 10:53:29 AM
but cartoon characters exist in universes where anything goes

they don't have to bleed, get old, die when falling from great heights, ...
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Mockery on October 10, 2011, 11:49:10 AM
(http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2011/10/9/14/rice-krispies-human-centipede-12076-1318183304-3.jpg)
That's just weird.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Agonistes on October 10, 2011, 06:23:47 PM
but cartoon characters exist in universes where anything goes

they don't have to bleed, get old, die when falling from great heights, ...


they don't even have to fall from a great height until they fully notice and comprehend that they just walked off the cliff edge into the air, and even then they still have enough time to do a surprise take before they plummet to their non-doom.  generally accompanied by a slide whistle.




also, yea, really?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on October 14, 2011, 12:58:39 AM
(http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2011/10/13/12/a-magical-wonder-cream-nsfw-21800-1318522799-9.jpg)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: meganpaige on October 14, 2011, 01:21:52 AM
^^ That stuff must be magical.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on October 14, 2011, 10:23:08 AM
"lubricate" is two words now?

 :icon_scratch:
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: meganpaige on October 14, 2011, 01:57:09 PM
"lubricate" is two words now?

 :icon_scratch:

I'm just proud they spelled "cunt" and "spermatozoom" right.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on October 24, 2011, 01:59:43 PM
poop transplant:      http://vitals.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/10/20/8419332-sounds-gross-works-great-fecal-transplants-cure-nasty-c-diff-infections


Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on October 29, 2011, 12:21:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/4QbAXXXOJF8


 :headbang: :headbang:
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Captain Oblivious on October 30, 2011, 10:12:29 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/j48Z0Ns3Bk4&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: lentower on October 31, 2011, 06:58:38 AM
awesome amazing artsy activism!

http://www.youtube.com/v/j48Z0Ns3Bk4&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: meganpaige on October 31, 2011, 02:34:19 PM
This popped up on my stalker sidebar on FB. Someone posted the setlist of the new Shakira tour DVD just to be informative and then someone went on a comment rampage on him, like he has any say on what goes on the DVD. The guy just works at a record shop. Calm down.

(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b91/FebruaryStar02/wtfrude.jpg)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Savannah on October 31, 2011, 02:45:49 PM
^Haha! There's nothing like a good waka waka  :buck2:
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Mockery on November 01, 2011, 06:38:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/4QbAXXXOJF8


 :headbang: :headbang:

Oh Japan, how we love thee!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on November 01, 2011, 09:26:00 PM
This popped up on my stalker sidebar on FB. Someone posted the setlist of the new Shakira tour DVD just to be informative and then someone went on a comment rampage on him, like he has any say on what goes on the DVD. The guy just works at a record shop. Calm down.

(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b91/FebruaryStar02/wtfrude.jpg)

I get the feeling that the screed was aimed at Shakira and not the employee.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: meganpaige on November 02, 2011, 02:19:22 AM
This popped up on my stalker sidebar on FB. Someone posted the setlist of the new Shakira tour DVD just to be informative and then someone went on a comment rampage on him, like he has any say on what goes on the DVD. The guy just works at a record shop. Calm down.

(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b91/FebruaryStar02/wtfrude.jpg)

I get the feeling that the screed was aimed at Shakira and not the employee.

Me too, but that's ridiculous. ha. I mean, I wouldn't yell at any 'Boxer for what AFP/DD puts on a DVD.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on November 05, 2011, 04:47:13 AM
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web05/2011/11/4/13/enhanced-buzz-10310-1320426992-11.jpg)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Zoe Amory on November 05, 2011, 05:44:50 AM
^ snap, gag, gag

brilliant

but what are the knee rags about?
maybe the artists can't draw knees well?
but the elbows are fine


They're bandages, in the movie the doctor cut something out of the people's knees so that they were not able to stand up, hence they needed bandages on their knees.  :o That was such a weird movie...  :idiot2:
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on November 07, 2011, 02:47:17 PM
(http://col.stb.s-msn.com/i/7A/BDA719B22EB72A47CA9EC37403024.jpg)

?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Mockery on November 07, 2011, 02:55:10 PM
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web05/2011/11/4/13/enhanced-buzz-10310-1320426992-11.jpg)

What is this I don't even?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: The Angel Raliel on November 07, 2011, 02:55:38 PM
(http://images.travelpod.com/users/iceiceami/honeymoon_2007.1193227680.dscn1583.jpg)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on November 07, 2011, 07:04:04 PM
how big are those? they hardly look like they're worth the trouble of preparing them.

 :icon_scratch:
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on November 19, 2011, 04:45:28 PM
http://fitbie.msn.com/eat-right/should-pizza-and-french-fries-count-vegetables-our-kids


 :violent1:
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Captain Oblivious on November 19, 2011, 06:24:54 PM
I love how pizza counts as a vegetable because of its tomato paste content, but tomatoes are fruit. Also lololwtfamerica
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on November 19, 2011, 07:15:20 PM
http://fitbie.msn.com/eat-right/should-pizza-and-french-fries-count-vegetables-our-kids


 :violent1:
Rory heard this story on the news the other day. She's 7 and even she knows that it's a bad idea.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Mockery on November 20, 2011, 09:32:52 PM
http://fitbie.msn.com/eat-right/should-pizza-and-french-fries-count-vegetables-our-kids


 :violent1:

...Really?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on November 25, 2011, 10:31:45 AM
http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/11/25/9012057-black-friday-violence-2-shot-in-armed-robberies-15-others-pepper-sprayed


 :sign5:
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: absynth aura on November 26, 2011, 12:55:10 AM
Is Black Friday like Boxing Day?
The day after Christmas where everywhere has sales, and everyone goes out spending their monies?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Agonistes on November 26, 2011, 02:02:56 AM
Is Black Friday like Boxing Day?
The day after Christmas where everywhere has sales, and everyone goes out spending their monies?

yes.  it's exactly like that.  only it's american so we have to interject both greed and violence also.  it used to be called 'the biggest shopping day of the year' but they changed it to 'black friday.'  somebody said it and it was funny or something.  i remember pictures in the paper of parents slugging one another in the woolworth's over cabbage patch kids in the eighties.

it's also when the retail stores start putting in their big xmas merchandise displays.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: absynth aura on November 26, 2011, 03:25:25 AM
Is Black Friday like Boxing Day?
The day after Christmas where everywhere has sales, and everyone goes out spending their monies?

yes.  it's exactly like that.  only it's american so we have to interject both greed and violence also.  it used to be called 'the biggest shopping day of the year' but they changed it to 'black friday.'  somebody said it and it was funny or something.  i remember pictures in the paper of parents slugging one another in the woolworth's over cabbage patch kids in the eighties.

it's also when the retail stores start putting in their big xmas merchandise displays.
Man, I'm glad it isn't like that here.
Boxing day does still get hectic though.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on November 26, 2011, 10:12:07 AM
Is Black Friday like Boxing Day?
The day after Christmas where everywhere has sales, and everyone goes out spending their monies?

the term "black Friday" comes from it being the day when most retail stores in the US go from running in the red to running in the black.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Agonistes on November 27, 2011, 10:05:30 AM
Is Black Friday like Boxing Day?
The day after Christmas where everywhere has sales, and everyone goes out spending their monies?

the term "black Friday" comes from it being the day when most retail stores in the US go from running in the red to running in the black.
i did not know that.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on November 27, 2011, 11:59:01 AM
don't remember the exact stats, but there are very few (speaking as a percentage of the whole and not counting grocery stores) retail businesses that would be profitable if it weren't for Xma$.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on November 29, 2011, 05:46:47 PM
Merry Xmas

(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2011/11/29/13/enhanced-buzz-16089-1322592699-80.jpg)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: meganpaige on November 30, 2011, 03:40:21 PM
Say hello to my new Christmas card.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Mockery on November 30, 2011, 05:56:38 PM
Merry Xmas

(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2011/11/29/13/enhanced-buzz-16089-1322592699-80.jpg)

Why must you ruin my childhood?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Agonistes on November 30, 2011, 09:00:01 PM
(http://ardoyne2010.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/evil-santa.jpg)

(http://sketchysantas.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/e73e7900-51ff-4588-be7e-7b4aa5da9a3b.jpg)

(http://www.joesportsfan.com/jsfpics/columns/warriortakessantaspants_400.jpg)

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Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on December 04, 2011, 04:00:48 AM
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web03/2011/12/2/10/enhanced-buzz-22302-1322840336-36.jpg)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: meganpaige on December 04, 2011, 04:07:08 AM
Ahahahahahaha! Please tell me those are real. I need to find them.










For a friend...
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on December 04, 2011, 11:43:34 AM
That is crazy!!!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on December 05, 2011, 08:59:39 PM
Won't somebody think of the children?! (and stop paying experts that make up bullshit to scare parents into buying papers and watching faux news programs)

(http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web05/2011/12/5/16/enhanced-buzz-7393-1323121172-8.jpg)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on December 08, 2011, 02:38:34 PM
I think this is from some Dept. of something-or-other in Pennsylvania:

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/303059_238196776234388_145666842154049_586106_996742638_n.jpg)


It's evidently their way of warning girls not too drink too much lest they be raped.

???

I can see where they were trying to go, but I don't think they got there.


Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on December 08, 2011, 04:31:57 PM
I think this is from some Dept. of something-or-other in Pennsylvania:

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/303059_238196776234388_145666842154049_586106_996742638_n.jpg)


It's evidently their way of warning girls not too drink too much lest they be raped.

???

I can see where they were trying to go, but I don't think they got there.



Shit like this pisses me off. Where are the posters that say "DON'T RAPE PEOPLE"?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on December 08, 2011, 07:09:02 PM
apparently, they were too hard to read.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: meganpaige on December 08, 2011, 07:13:54 PM
It's bad that my thoughts were first "nice legs" and then "only 2.19am???"
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on December 08, 2011, 07:15:27 PM
It's bad that my thoughts were first "nice legs" and then "only 2.19am???"

from what i remember, this was being directed at college-age girls, so yeah, a bunch of drinking lightweights.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: meganpaige on December 08, 2011, 07:23:20 PM
It's bad that my thoughts were first "nice legs" and then "only 2.19am???"

from what i remember, this was being directed at college-age girls, so yeah, a bunch of drinking lightweights.

Yep. Amateurs. Probably drinking vodka cranberries or lemon drops. With age comes wisdom.

I'm not making light of rape, mind you...
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Agonistes on December 09, 2011, 01:12:12 AM
I think this is from some Dept. of something-or-other in Pennsylvania:

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/303059_238196776234388_145666842154049_586106_996742638_n.jpg)


It's evidently their way of warning girls not too drink too much lest they be raped.

???

I can see where they were trying to go, but I don't think they got there.





why is she wearing kicky colored guy grippie leg shorts without the fly?  it makes me think less of rape and more like she drunkenly exchanged clothes with her gay friend or something.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on December 09, 2011, 01:18:13 AM
i kinda doubt that state health workers and law enforcement personnel (some combo of which i assume came up with this winner) are up on current fashion trends.   :icon_study:


also, that bathroom floor is way too clean for 2:19 AM.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Agonistes on December 09, 2011, 01:24:15 AM
right?  there's not even any chunks.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: absynth aura on December 09, 2011, 01:28:48 AM
Haha this is why I love this place.


Also, I don't know about you guys, but for me that floor looks a bit to "flash" for one of those kinds of parties...
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: meganpaige on December 09, 2011, 02:41:14 AM
They're like boy shorts. I used to have some. Although, boy shorts never got me laid. Maybe I was going about it the wrong way?

The poster implies the floor is someone's bathroom at home. That's way more like industrial tile, though, right?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: absynth aura on December 09, 2011, 03:29:02 AM
They're like boy shorts. I used to have some. Although, boy shorts never got me laid. Maybe I was going about it the wrong way?

The poster implies the floor is someone's bathroom at home. That's way more like industrial tile, though, right?

Yeah, you should have been wearing them around your ankles.

Now you mention it, it looks like the floor of a McDonalds bathroom or something.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: meganpaige on December 09, 2011, 03:34:32 AM
They're like boy shorts. I used to have some. Although, boy shorts never got me laid. Maybe I was going about it the wrong way?

The poster implies the floor is someone's bathroom at home. That's way more like industrial tile, though, right?

Yeah, you should have been wearing them around your ankles.

Now you mention it, it looks like the floor of a McDonalds bathroom or something.

Ahhhhh, yes. I can see the error of my ways now. And that is definitely somewhere you would NOT catch me with my knickers down. Ever. Not even if I was promised the key to a room full of McNuggets that are not even chicken, well kinda, and are horribly processed and deep fried and covered in delicious and deadly sauce and will probably be the death of me but I love them so and where was this aside going, again?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: absynth aura on December 09, 2011, 03:48:10 AM
They're like boy shorts. I used to have some. Although, boy shorts never got me laid. Maybe I was going about it the wrong way?

The poster implies the floor is someone's bathroom at home. That's way more like industrial tile, though, right?

Yeah, you should have been wearing them around your ankles.

Now you mention it, it looks like the floor of a McDonalds bathroom or something.

Ahhhhh, yes. I can see the error of my ways now. And that is definitely somewhere you would NOT catch me with my knickers down. Ever. Not even if I was promised the key to a room full of McNuggets that are not even chicken, well kinda, and are horribly processed and deep fried and covered in delicious and deadly sauce and will probably be the death of me but I love them so and where was this aside going, again?
nowhere except for making me crave McNuggets now. Apparently the Nuggets haha I can't use that term without flashing back to my friend talking about nugget porn that McD's sells here are real chicken, born and raised at a farm near you, which is entirely possible considering how small this country really is, and how much farmland there is
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: meganpaige on December 09, 2011, 04:02:03 AM
They're like boy shorts. I used to have some. Although, boy shorts never got me laid. Maybe I was going about it the wrong way?

The poster implies the floor is someone's bathroom at home. That's way more like industrial tile, though, right?

Yeah, you should have been wearing them around your ankles.

Now you mention it, it looks like the floor of a McDonalds bathroom or something.

Ahhhhh, yes. I can see the error of my ways now. And that is definitely somewhere you would NOT catch me with my knickers down. Ever. Not even if I was promised the key to a room full of McNuggets that are not even chicken, well kinda, and are horribly processed and deep fried and covered in delicious and deadly sauce and will probably be the death of me but I love them so and where was this aside going, again?
nowhere except for making me crave McNuggets now. Apparently the Nuggets haha I can't use that term without flashing back to my friend talking about nugget porn that McD's sells here are real chicken, born and raised at a farm near you, which is entirely possible considering how small this country really is, and how much farmland there is

I have been wanting McNuggets all night, since I went to Craft Club and tonight's hostess made the worst chili ever. It was disgusting. I'm super jealous of your actual-chicken McNuggets. I know how they're made here and I still eat them. I'm pretty sure that makes me a horrible person. I could tell you how they do it here, and you will probably want to slap sense in to me. ALSO you might not want to eat them when you're here. Unless you do. Godpseed. Also, do you mean midget porn? If not, I'd like to know what nugget porn is, as it conjures images of people sodomizing themselves with pieces of raw gold. Thank you.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on December 09, 2011, 04:02:26 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/TuQkM.jpg)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: absynth aura on December 09, 2011, 04:24:14 AM
They're like boy shorts. I used to have some. Although, boy shorts never got me laid. Maybe I was going about it the wrong way?

The poster implies the floor is someone's bathroom at home. That's way more like industrial tile, though, right?

Yeah, you should have been wearing them around your ankles.

Now you mention it, it looks like the floor of a McDonalds bathroom or something.

Ahhhhh, yes. I can see the error of my ways now. And that is definitely somewhere you would NOT catch me with my knickers down. Ever. Not even if I was promised the key to a room full of McNuggets that are not even chicken, well kinda, and are horribly processed and deep fried and covered in delicious and deadly sauce and will probably be the death of me but I love them so and where was this aside going, again?
nowhere except for making me crave McNuggets now. Apparently the Nuggets haha I can't use that term without flashing back to my friend talking about nugget porn that McD's sells here are real chicken, born and raised at a farm near you, which is entirely possible considering how small this country really is, and how much farmland there is

I have been wanting McNuggets all night, since I went to Craft Club and tonight's hostess made the worst chili ever. It was disgusting. I'm super jealous of your actual-chicken McNuggets. I know how they're made here and I still eat them. I'm pretty sure that makes me a horrible person. I could tell you how they do it here, and you will probably want to slap sense in to me. ALSO you might not want to eat them when you're here. Unless you do. Godpseed. Also, do you mean midget porn? If not, I'd like to know what nugget porn is, as it conjures images of people sodomizing themselves with pieces of raw gold. Thank you.
I think I'll be avoiding McD's when there as I had it last time and was mighty unimpressed with the taste. Especially the fries.
I do know how they're made there, but I would still want to eat them
Nugget porn is with someone who has no arms or legs. I myself haven't seen it, so have no idea if it really exists, or her was just telling porkies

^I saw that before on Tumblr. I lol'd
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on December 09, 2011, 04:30:33 AM
They're like boy shorts. I used to have some. Although, boy shorts never got me laid. Maybe I was going about it the wrong way?

The poster implies the floor is someone's bathroom at home. That's way more like industrial tile, though, right?

Yeah, you should have been wearing them around your ankles.

Now you mention it, it looks like the floor of a McDonalds bathroom or something.

Ahhhhh, yes. I can see the error of my ways now. And that is definitely somewhere you would NOT catch me with my knickers down. Ever. Not even if I was promised the key to a room full of McNuggets that are not even chicken, well kinda, and are horribly processed and deep fried and covered in delicious and deadly sauce and will probably be the death of me but I love them so and where was this aside going, again?
nowhere except for making me crave McNuggets now. Apparently the Nuggets haha I can't use that term without flashing back to my friend talking about nugget porn that McD's sells here are real chicken, born and raised at a farm near you, which is entirely possible considering how small this country really is, and how much farmland there is

I have been wanting McNuggets all night, since I went to Craft Club and tonight's hostess made the worst chili ever. It was disgusting. I'm super jealous of your actual-chicken McNuggets. I know how they're made here and I still eat them. I'm pretty sure that makes me a horrible person. I could tell you how they do it here, and you will probably want to slap sense in to me. ALSO you might not want to eat them when you're here. Unless you do. Godpseed. Also, do you mean midget porn? If not, I'd like to know what nugget porn is, as it conjures images of people sodomizing themselves with pieces of raw gold. Thank you.
I think I'll be avoiding McD's when there as I had it last time and was mighty unimpressed with the taste. Especially the fries.
I do know how they're made there, but I would still want to eat them
Nugget porn is with someone who has no arms or legs. I myself haven't seen it, so have no idea if it really exists, or her was just telling porkies

^I saw that before on Tumblr. I lol'd
Fucking internet. Now I HAVE TO google nugget porn.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: meganpaige on December 09, 2011, 04:37:16 AM
They're like boy shorts. I used to have some. Although, boy shorts never got me laid. Maybe I was going about it the wrong way?

The poster implies the floor is someone's bathroom at home. That's way more like industrial tile, though, right?

Yeah, you should have been wearing them around your ankles.

Now you mention it, it looks like the floor of a McDonalds bathroom or something.

Ahhhhh, yes. I can see the error of my ways now. And that is definitely somewhere you would NOT catch me with my knickers down. Ever. Not even if I was promised the key to a room full of McNuggets that are not even chicken, well kinda, and are horribly processed and deep fried and covered in delicious and deadly sauce and will probably be the death of me but I love them so and where was this aside going, again?
nowhere except for making me crave McNuggets now. Apparently the Nuggets haha I can't use that term without flashing back to my friend talking about nugget porn that McD's sells here are real chicken, born and raised at a farm near you, which is entirely possible considering how small this country really is, and how much farmland there is

I have been wanting McNuggets all night, since I went to Craft Club and tonight's hostess made the worst chili ever. It was disgusting. I'm super jealous of your actual-chicken McNuggets. I know how they're made here and I still eat them. I'm pretty sure that makes me a horrible person. I could tell you how they do it here, and you will probably want to slap sense in to me. ALSO you might not want to eat them when you're here. Unless you do. Godpseed. Also, do you mean midget porn? If not, I'd like to know what nugget porn is, as it conjures images of people sodomizing themselves with pieces of raw gold. Thank you.
I think I'll be avoiding McD's when there as I had it last time and was mighty unimpressed with the taste. Especially the fries.
I do know how they're made there, but I would still want to eat them
Nugget porn is with someone who has no arms or legs. I myself haven't seen it, so have no idea if it really exists, or her was just telling porkies

^I saw that before on Tumblr. I lol'd

They're delicious but full of awful things. I love McD's fries to an almost obsessive degree. Also you not eating at one here is kind of ironic since they started in the US. Maybe it's supposed to taste terrible. Ha. Anyway, when you're in LA, you need to have an In-N-Out Burger and something awesome from the secret menu. Nugget porn sounds awful, so I'm sure it's real.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: absynth aura on December 09, 2011, 04:56:27 AM
They're like boy shorts. I used to have some. Although, boy shorts never got me laid. Maybe I was going about it the wrong way?

The poster implies the floor is someone's bathroom at home. That's way more like industrial tile, though, right?

Yeah, you should have been wearing them around your ankles.

Now you mention it, it looks like the floor of a McDonalds bathroom or something.

Ahhhhh, yes. I can see the error of my ways now. And that is definitely somewhere you would NOT catch me with my knickers down. Ever. Not even if I was promised the key to a room full of McNuggets that are not even chicken, well kinda, and are horribly processed and deep fried and covered in delicious and deadly sauce and will probably be the death of me but I love them so and where was this aside going, again?
nowhere except for making me crave McNuggets now. Apparently the Nuggets haha I can't use that term without flashing back to my friend talking about nugget porn that McD's sells here are real chicken, born and raised at a farm near you, which is entirely possible considering how small this country really is, and how much farmland there is

I have been wanting McNuggets all night, since I went to Craft Club and tonight's hostess made the worst chili ever. It was disgusting. I'm super jealous of your actual-chicken McNuggets. I know how they're made here and I still eat them. I'm pretty sure that makes me a horrible person. I could tell you how they do it here, and you will probably want to slap sense in to me. ALSO you might not want to eat them when you're here. Unless you do. Godpseed. Also, do you mean midget porn? If not, I'd like to know what nugget porn is, as it conjures images of people sodomizing themselves with pieces of raw gold. Thank you.
I think I'll be avoiding McD's when there as I had it last time and was mighty unimpressed with the taste. Especially the fries.
I do know how they're made there, but I would still want to eat them
Nugget porn is with someone who has no arms or legs. I myself haven't seen it, so have no idea if it really exists, or her was just telling porkies

^I saw that before on Tumblr. I lol'd

They're delicious but full of awful things. I love McD's fries to an almost obsessive degree. Also you not eating at one here is kind of ironic since they started in the US. Maybe it's supposed to taste terrible. Ha. Anyway, when you're in LA, you need to have an In-N-Out Burger and something awesome from the secret menu. Nugget porn sounds awful, so I'm sure it's real.
I have McD's at LAX last time I was there. My first American mean haha! And I had In-N-Out a few times in Arizona. And I'll definitely have it again!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Cirque on December 09, 2011, 09:18:16 AM
why is she wearing kicky colored guy grippie leg shorts without the fly?  it makes me think less of rape and more like she drunkenly exchanged clothes with her gay friend or something.

Mmm yeah I would definitely wear those. No...really I would, they look good and tight. Anything to create the illusion that I have junk in my trunk.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: meganpaige on December 09, 2011, 11:26:12 AM
They're like boy shorts. I used to have some. Although, boy shorts never got me laid. Maybe I was going about it the wrong way?

The poster implies the floor is someone's bathroom at home. That's way more like industrial tile, though, right?

Yeah, you should have been wearing them around your ankles.

Now you mention it, it looks like the floor of a McDonalds bathroom or something.

Ahhhhh, yes. I can see the error of my ways now. And that is definitely somewhere you would NOT catch me with my knickers down. Ever. Not even if I was promised the key to a room full of McNuggets that are not even chicken, well kinda, and are horribly processed and deep fried and covered in delicious and deadly sauce and will probably be the death of me but I love them so and where was this aside going, again?
nowhere except for making me crave McNuggets now. Apparently the Nuggets haha I can't use that term without flashing back to my friend talking about nugget porn that McD's sells here are real chicken, born and raised at a farm near you, which is entirely possible considering how small this country really is, and how much farmland there is

I have been wanting McNuggets all night, since I went to Craft Club and tonight's hostess made the worst chili ever. It was disgusting. I'm super jealous of your actual-chicken McNuggets. I know how they're made here and I still eat them. I'm pretty sure that makes me a horrible person. I could tell you how they do it here, and you will probably want to slap sense in to me. ALSO you might not want to eat them when you're here. Unless you do. Godpseed. Also, do you mean midget porn? If not, I'd like to know what nugget porn is, as it conjures images of people sodomizing themselves with pieces of raw gold. Thank you.
I think I'll be avoiding McD's when there as I had it last time and was mighty unimpressed with the taste. Especially the fries.
I do know how they're made there, but I would still want to eat them
Nugget porn is with someone who has no arms or legs. I myself haven't seen it, so have no idea if it really exists, or her was just telling porkies

^I saw that before on Tumblr. I lol'd

They're delicious but full of awful things. I love McD's fries to an almost obsessive degree. Also you not eating at one here is kind of ironic since they started in the US. Maybe it's supposed to taste terrible. Ha. Anyway, when you're in LA, you need to have an In-N-Out Burger and something awesome from the secret menu. Nugget porn sounds awful, so I'm sure it's real.
I have McD's at LAX last time I was there. My first American mean haha! And I had In-N-Out a few times in Arizona. And I'll definitely have it again!
Woo hoo! So delicious.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on December 09, 2011, 11:47:14 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/TuQkM.jpg)

there have been rumors about Rick Perry and "that" for years around Texas.  ;)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: CeeGBee on December 09, 2011, 11:17:47 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/TuQkM.jpg)

there have been rumors about Rick Perry and "that" for years around Texas.  ;)
"That"?  You mean he has sleepovers at Michelle Bachmann's house while she's out of town?  ;)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on January 10, 2012, 04:19:39 AM
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/1/9/10/enhanced-buzz-24725-1326122936-41.jpg)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: absynth aura on January 10, 2012, 04:30:33 AM
WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on January 10, 2012, 04:35:24 AM
WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
He either wasn't hugged enough as a child or someone stole his binky.

He has never gotten over it.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: CeeGBee on January 10, 2012, 10:55:39 AM
WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
He either wasn't hugged enough as a child or someone stole his binky.

He has never gotten over it.


He's an idiot.   

[fixed]   O0

(In the long-view, he may look kinda cool with just the scars after he takes the metal out,
and he'll probably make up a story that's only slightly bullshit to explain them....)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Savannah on January 10, 2012, 12:38:37 PM
^^^ Gosh, I just threw up in my mouth, literally.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on January 10, 2012, 01:03:22 PM
WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
He either wasn't hugged enough as a child or someone stole his binky.

He has never gotten over it.


He's an idiot.   

[fixed]   O0

(In the long-view, he may look kinda cool with just the scars after he takes the metal out,
and he'll probably make up a story that's only slightly bullshit to explain them....)

I think they look nifty. But I wonder... how will his face feel when he's excited. In fact, can he express any other emotions besides what looks to be misery?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Cirque on January 10, 2012, 01:16:04 PM
WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
He either wasn't hugged enough as a child or someone stole his binky.

He has never gotten over it.


He's an idiot.   

[fixed]   O0

(In the long-view, he may look kinda cool with just the scars after he takes the metal out,
and he'll probably make up a story that's only slightly bullshit to explain them....)

I think they look nifty. But I wonder... how will his face feel when he's excited. In fact, can he express any other emotions besides what looks to be misery?

Oh Sean, in a world such as this where perhaps 'Parents just don't understand', what is there aside from misery?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on January 10, 2012, 01:54:11 PM
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/1/9/10/enhanced-buzz-24725-1326122936-41.jpg)

in spite of his rage, he's still just a rat in a cage.

 8)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: The Angel Raliel on January 10, 2012, 01:55:05 PM
actually i have no problem with this...I would imagine he only puts the full bar piercings in when on show as it were.....
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Agonistes on January 10, 2012, 02:12:24 PM
actually i have no problem with this...I would imagine he only puts the full bar piercings in when on show as it were.....

i would imagine he doesn't; it would start healing the moment he took it out.  this is a temporary piercing.  like a corset piercing only really works for one night, etc.  so, wherever he went, hopefully he was the belle of the ball, because if no one noticed he spent several hundred dollars for no reason.


also the bars should be longer.  also they should have done a piercing with smaller barbells for a while before trying to put the long ones in.  it's uneven, especially on the left eye.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: The Angel Raliel on January 10, 2012, 02:35:47 PM
yeah......did not say it was the BEST play piercing i have ever seen.......still not the worst or the most stupid by any means
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: absynth aura on January 11, 2012, 01:04:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/v/GrKSWocbbdw



I tweaked your flash-window proportions just because it bothered my ocd...
If you really had your heart set on 400x500, let me know and I'll put it back - Cee
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: The Angel Raliel on January 11, 2012, 06:24:51 AM
mmmm..ok......WTF?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: absynth aura on January 11, 2012, 06:36:50 AM


I tweaked your flash-window proportions just because it bothered my ocd...
If you really had your heart set on 400x500, let me know and I'll put it back - Cee


Neh, I just never remember which way round it goes.
Cheers though.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on January 13, 2012, 06:08:07 PM
(http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles2/a98042_redheads.jpg)
So many gingers...
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: CeeGBee on January 13, 2012, 07:43:56 PM
(http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles2/a98042_redheads.jpg)
So many gingers...
.
 :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on January 21, 2012, 09:08:08 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/axDpsLPhYSg#!


 :D
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on January 23, 2012, 07:35:02 PM
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/1/23/16/enhanced-buzz-21776-1327353472-199.jpg)
I think it just did...
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on January 23, 2012, 08:37:10 PM
a fitting fate for a Chevy.   8)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: CeeGBee on January 24, 2012, 12:09:41 AM
1. Isn't there a law that says the WHOLE CAR has to be black before you do something like that?

2. Nickelback?!?  WTF indeed...
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on January 24, 2012, 12:19:13 AM
1. Isn't there a law that says the WHOLE CAR has to be black before you do something like that?
We are talking about a person who painted a loving tribute to Nickelback on their car. The normal rules do not apply. (Nor do the normal road rules. If you see this thing out on the road feel free to ram it. No jury would convict you.)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Agonistes on January 24, 2012, 12:55:42 PM
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/1/23/16/enhanced-buzz-21776-1327353472-199.jpg)
I think it just did...


this car makes me want to give up art forever.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: CeeGBee on January 24, 2012, 12:59:16 PM
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/1/23/16/enhanced-buzz-21776-1327353472-199.jpg)
I think it just did...
this car makes me want to give up art forever.
Hey, it could be the inspiration for really GREAT art...

http://www.youtube.com/v/ZziLcP7wzy8
(It's all great, but if you're truly impatient, skip to about 1:26.)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Agonistes on January 24, 2012, 01:04:04 PM
ive already seen every episode there is of mythbusters; i am not inspired by blowing up cars.  however, i would happily deface this one.


the kiss logo's not so bad, is the problem.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: CeeGBee on January 24, 2012, 01:06:28 PM
I like the performance-art aspect of the rocket sled...
So much cleverer than mere explodification....


Perhaps you'd prefer to work with a cutting torch?
(I suppose a lightsaber would be ideal, but they're hard to come by.)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Agonistes on January 25, 2012, 02:24:40 AM
I like the performance-art aspect of the rocket sled...
So much cleverer than mere explodification....


Perhaps you'd prefer to work with a cutting torch?
(I suppose a lightsaber would be ideal, but they're hard to come by.)

i'd rather just repaint it.  with, perhaps, maybe a blowtorch or something.

i don't know if i need to get ahold of a lightsaber.  things would be very different around here, i'll tell you that.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on January 26, 2012, 07:19:57 PM
(http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=alex-smithF041D429-A857-AA24-FDC9-1FCB9AC4A8A1.jpg&width=600)


really, Disney?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: lentower on January 29, 2012, 02:01:18 PM
(http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=alex-smithF041D429-A857-AA24-FDC9-1FCB9AC4A8A1.jpg&width=600)

...

The 'scope saids he's dead, Jim.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on January 30, 2012, 06:04:19 PM
(http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web05/2012/1/30/11/enhanced-buzz-30549-1327941702-29.jpg)

More handy hints can be found here - http://lifedeathtoptips.tumblr.com/
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Astica on January 30, 2012, 11:59:29 PM
(http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web05/2012/1/30/11/enhanced-buzz-30549-1327941702-29.jpg)

More handy hints can be found here - http://lifedeathtoptips.tumblr.com/
;D This one amused me, too, particularly when paired with the caption "Sometimes it feels like the readers of Love It! are living in a post-apocalyptic future, where sanitary towels are the only currency."
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxuydbfv1d1r4y4vyo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: CottonCandy on January 31, 2012, 05:11:07 AM
(http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web05/2012/1/30/11/enhanced-buzz-30549-1327941702-29.jpg)

More handy hints can be found here - http://lifedeathtoptips.tumblr.com/

Ahaha, I once read the mag in our staff canteen -the tip was, if there's no bronzer, use hot chocolate powder instead. You will also taste wonderful!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on February 04, 2012, 01:29:34 AM
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/2/3/6/enhanced-buzz-4132-1328268733-18.jpg)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on February 07, 2012, 12:38:55 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2096377/The-human-hourglass-The-Romanian-model-just-20-INCH-waist.html


Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: slyvia k on February 09, 2012, 02:05:22 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2096377/The-human-hourglass-The-Romanian-model-just-20-INCH-waist.html



that's disgusting... if it's really a serious disorder, then i'm sorry for her, but no way she should have become a model...
if it is some kind of surgery, baah, there's really no shame in people  >:(
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Cirque on February 09, 2012, 02:24:53 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2096377/The-human-hourglass-The-Romanian-model-just-20-INCH-waist.html



that's disgusting... if it's really a serious disorder, then i'm sorry for her, but no way she should have become a model...
if it is some kind of surgery, baah, there's really no shame in people  >:(

Becoming a model was quite possibly the worst decision she could have made, and the fact that she actually able to book any work is beyond me
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on February 09, 2012, 04:03:56 PM
she's totally in some kind of mini corset in that pic. a friend of mine had an 18-inch waist (with glorious 38-inch hips  :love5: ) for years, and she looked nothing like that freak show.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: slyvia k on February 10, 2012, 08:15:37 AM
she's totally in some kind of mini corset in that pic. a friend of mine had an 18-inch waist (with glorious 38-inch hips  :love5: ) for years, and she looked nothing like that freak show.
wow are you sure it was 18?  :o :o :o
i was curious so i just measured my waist and hips, because i always feel my hips look ridiculous compared to my waist, and it turns out i have 27inches waist and 36inches waist...
and to me the difference is just...TOO MUCHO :p
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on February 10, 2012, 02:04:12 PM
yes, I'm sure, 'cause one day she took out a measuring tape and showed me.

she was about a 23" waist last time I saw her, which was a couple of years ago (at least).
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on February 14, 2012, 01:18:55 AM
http://www.youtube.com/v/d5BdyIGtYcg

Cancel the VMA's. We have a winner.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: The Angel Raliel on February 14, 2012, 05:00:25 AM
it's giving me acid flashbacks maaaan!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: buttercup. on February 14, 2012, 04:27:34 PM
she's totally in some kind of mini corset in that pic. a friend of mine had an 18-inch waist (with glorious 38-inch hips  :love5: ) for years, and she looked nothing like that freak show.
wow are you sure it was 18?  :o :o :o
i was curious so i just measured my waist and hips, because i always feel my hips look ridiculous compared to my waist, and it turns out i have 27inches waist and 36inches waist...
and to me the difference is just...TOO MUCHO :p


Curves are not ridiculous!!! I think that woman up there is, uh, odd...but curves are normally quite amazing things.
Just for fun I measured and I'm 30/40 and I'm damn hot so watch yo-self.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: CeeGBee on February 14, 2012, 06:46:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/d5BdyIGtYcg

Cancel the VMA's. We have a winner.
Is she related to that lady from the Tight Pants/Body Rolls video?   :sad3:
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on February 14, 2012, 06:47:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/d5BdyIGtYcg

Cancel the VMA's. We have a winner.
Is she related to that lady from the Tight Pants/Body Rolls video?   :sad3:
No, but I think they would get along if they ever met IRL.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: CottonCandy on February 16, 2012, 04:43:38 AM
she's totally in some kind of mini corset in that pic. a friend of mine had an 18-inch waist (with glorious 38-inch hips  :love5: ) for years, and she looked nothing like that freak show.
wow are you sure it was 18?  :o :o :o
i was curious so i just measured my waist and hips, because i always feel my hips look ridiculous compared to my waist, and it turns out i have 27inches waist and 36inches waist...
and to me the difference is just...TOO MUCHO :p


Curves are not ridiculous!!! I think that woman up there is, uh, odd...but curves are normally quite amazing things.
Just for fun I measured and I'm 30/40 and I'm damn hot so watch yo-self.

Just to give this another aspect, there's a lot of research done on what men find attractive (this is unconscious, evolutionary stuff to make sure the woman is healthy etc). In developed countries where access to food isn't a problem, the most attractive-rated women have waist-to-hip ratio of 0.7. Yours are both 0.75. So if you think that's a ridiculous difference, it's not, it's seen as attractive, and were there a bit more of a difference, it'd be "ideal". Curves do indeed rock.


...just in case anyone asks, the waist-hip ratio is not depended on size, so a woman with 35inch hips and 25 inch waist is seen equally attractive to one with 42inch hips and 29inch waist.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on February 16, 2012, 09:23:08 AM
http://www.youtube.com/v/OhOGQINu0lk

 :D
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Agonistes on February 16, 2012, 06:23:18 PM
really wish i hadnt watched that.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Astica on February 16, 2012, 09:02:22 PM
she's totally in some kind of mini corset in that pic. a friend of mine had an 18-inch waist (with glorious 38-inch hips  :love5: ) for years, and she looked nothing like that freak show.
wow are you sure it was 18?  :o :o :o
i was curious so i just measured my waist and hips, because i always feel my hips look ridiculous compared to my waist, and it turns out i have 27inches waist and 36inches waist...
and to me the difference is just...TOO MUCHO :p

Dita Von Teese is apparently capable of corseting down to 16 inches. I'm kind of interested in waist training, mainly because my ribs are fucked and poke out funny and I would like to bring them back into place. Maybe one day when I can afford spiral steel boned corsets. I have a 29" waist and 36" hips, and I can currently only corset down to 27" (I love the curve it creates, especially since my only steel boned corset is pretty red and black brocade). Curves are awesome.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: slyvia k on February 17, 2012, 03:46:38 AM
she's totally in some kind of mini corset in that pic. a friend of mine had an 18-inch waist (with glorious 38-inch hips  :love5: ) for years, and she looked nothing like that freak show.
wow are you sure it was 18?  :o :o :o
i was curious so i just measured my waist and hips, because i always feel my hips look ridiculous compared to my waist, and it turns out i have 27inches waist and 36inches waist...
and to me the difference is just...TOO MUCHO :p

Dita Von Teese is apparently capable of corseting down to 16 inches. I'm kind of interested in waist training, mainly because my ribs are fucked and poke out funny and I would like to bring them back into place. Maybe one day when I can afford spiral steel boned corsets. I have a 29" waist and 36" hips, and I can currently only corset down to 27" (I love the curve it creates, especially since my only steel boned corset is pretty red and black brocade). Curves are awesome.
that sounds painful though...especially the STEEL BONED.  :buck2: best of luck though  :)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on February 17, 2012, 07:25:07 AM
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/418627_10150629531268921_697433920_9110161_412970375_n.jpg)

Found this today in Big W. (Bit like Walmart).
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Astica on February 17, 2012, 09:54:01 AM
she's totally in some kind of mini corset in that pic. a friend of mine had an 18-inch waist (with glorious 38-inch hips  :love5: ) for years, and she looked nothing like that freak show.
wow are you sure it was 18?  :o :o :o
i was curious so i just measured my waist and hips, because i always feel my hips look ridiculous compared to my waist, and it turns out i have 27inches waist and 36inches waist...
and to me the difference is just...TOO MUCHO :p

Dita Von Teese is apparently capable of corseting down to 16 inches. I'm kind of interested in waist training, mainly because my ribs are fucked and poke out funny and I would like to bring them back into place. Maybe one day when I can afford spiral steel boned corsets. I have a 29" waist and 36" hips, and I can currently only corset down to 27" (I love the curve it creates, especially since my only steel boned corset is pretty red and black brocade). Curves are awesome.
that sounds painful though...especially the STEEL BONED.  :buck2: best of luck though  :)
Haha, it's not painful if you don't lace it too much, just...tight ;D in a good way, though! and thanks :)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on February 18, 2012, 07:02:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/OhOGQINu0lk

 :D

That looks really gross, I will admit, but cockroaches are awesome creatures. They do so much for our ecosystem. Geez.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Cirque on February 19, 2012, 10:20:43 AM
http://www.youtube.com/v/VYGqP1OGQg0

Sean tumbled this and it is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life <3
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: absynth aura on February 20, 2012, 01:11:32 AM
^I'm sort of intrigued as to how the rest of the scene plays out xD
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Astica on February 20, 2012, 02:42:46 AM
Oh god, that chin tilt is a kind of intimidating way to end the scene O_O
That is bizarre, and like Jarrod, I actually want to see how the scene plays out out of pure curiosity.
Also, as a film snob I can't get past the terrible acting and the in-camera sound, but it amused me nonetheless.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Cirque on February 20, 2012, 03:49:04 AM
^I tried to find it to see if they keep talking about lemons while they fuck the lemon whore, but I couldn't.
If you care to take a look, the guy is named James Deen.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: CeeGBee on February 20, 2012, 09:23:03 PM
Ummmm.....  okay, no trouble finding the whole clip (look for "Joanna Angel", the nice
young lady whose name appears on the screen while she's harvesting citrus fruit) and
"lemons".....

....but I don't see any immediate mention of the title of the picture beyond "Lemon Stealing Whore"...   :-\
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Mr. Leave Me Alone on February 21, 2012, 05:47:28 AM
Oh god, that chin tilt is a kind of intimidating way to end the scene O_O
That is bizarre, and like Jarrod, I actually want to see how the scene plays out out of pure curiosity.
Also, as a film snob I can't get past the terrible acting and the in-camera sound, but it amused me nonetheless.

I agree with you on the chin tilt, but I kind of thought it seemed more like they were just messing about and saying whatever came to mind and laughing about it a little until the lemon-whore bit than trying to do any proper acting.


Why am I even thinking about this? I have only had like 3 hours of sleep, I will probably come back to this and cry knowing that I actually put that much thought into it and then I'll see this bit that I'm writing here and want to kill myself for being a fucking idiooootttttttt.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on February 21, 2012, 10:10:01 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/VYGqP1OGQg0

Sean tumbled this and it is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life <3

I tumble the best shit ever.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: slyvia k on March 01, 2012, 05:02:16 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/29/woman-eats-sponges-kerry-trebilcock_n_1310607.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/29/woman-eats-sponges-kerry-trebilcock_n_1310607.html)

had NO idea this disease existed  :o
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Captain Oblivious on March 01, 2012, 07:13:24 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/29/woman-eats-sponges-kerry-trebilcock_n_1310607.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/29/woman-eats-sponges-kerry-trebilcock_n_1310607.html)

had NO idea this disease existed  :o

I only know from watching various medical drama tv shows :P
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Savannah on March 01, 2012, 07:27:00 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/29/woman-eats-sponges-kerry-trebilcock_n_1310607.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/29/woman-eats-sponges-kerry-trebilcock_n_1310607.html)

had NO idea this disease existed  :o

I only know from watching various medical drama tv shows :P

Pica is quite common, though soap / sponge eating might not be a common type of it. If any of you guys has some habit like finger-biting or soil-eating, well consumption of such non-food things is simply called pica.

I used to eat soil and furrings when i was a kid, mum says doctors thought it might had been because of the iron deficiency in my blood. Anyway, i guess i've quit it some time later because i don't even remember eating them. On the other hand, i remember eating pieces of paper when i was in the elementary school, thanks god i quit that one too.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on March 01, 2012, 01:25:02 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/Tx1D9iT60CU

 :D
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: CeeGBee on March 01, 2012, 01:26:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/Tx1D9iT60CU

 :D
Hill's Angels? 

Did Benny Hill run as late as '79?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: The Angel Raliel on March 01, 2012, 03:22:36 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sUeGC-8dyk&feature=youtu.be
WTF in an entirely different way....
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: absynth aura on March 12, 2012, 02:30:53 AM
http://www.youtube.com/v/kPW2ODorU98

Kinda safe for work. No nudity, or swearing, but some suggestive actions/language.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: meganpaige on March 12, 2012, 03:04:19 AM
 :nono:
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on March 13, 2012, 11:37:03 AM
http://www.youtube.com/v/OFh1Grv8KnE&feature=player_embedded


Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on March 24, 2012, 10:02:53 AM
yes, this was an actual ad for Belvedere vodka:

(http://blstb.msn.com/i/1E/7296D82289D335447983E5950D.jpg)


 :violent5:
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on March 27, 2012, 03:15:27 PM
http://io9.com/5896836/nyc-dept-of-education-wants-to-ban-the-word-dinosaur-from-standardized-tests


 :violent1:
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on March 28, 2012, 02:15:21 AM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mathieug2/weird-campaign-warns-of-the-dangers-of-internet-wi-2k6j

Romanian advertising campaign uses kid's drawings of internet favourites such as Two Girls One Cup and Lemon Party to demonstrate child safety online.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Astica on March 28, 2012, 08:37:27 AM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mathieug2/weird-campaign-warns-of-the-dangers-of-internet-wi-2k6j

Romanian advertising campaign uses kid's drawings of internet favourites such as Two Girls One Cup and Lemon Party to demonstrate child safety online.
;D odd campaign, but to be fair it's alarming how young children are allowed to be to use the internet completely unsupervised these days. I worked at a focus group thing for childrens tv last year and most of the 9 and 10 year olds there either had their own computer in their rooms with internet or were otherwise allowed to use it without a parent in the room or checking on what they look up. We were pretty surprised. I wasn't allowed private internet until I was like 16.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: CeeGBee on March 28, 2012, 06:17:15 PM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mathieug2/weird-campaign-warns-of-the-dangers-of-internet-wi-2k6j

Romanian advertising campaign uses kid's drawings of internet favourites such as Two Girls One Cup and Lemon Party to demonstrate child safety online.

Is that third one.....  clown porn?   :o
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Cirque on March 29, 2012, 06:31:51 PM
Those weren't actually drawn by a child were they?
If so I find it very interesting that there are hearts in the lemon party picture, equating sex with love. Likely not understanding what sex is but understanding that it's connected to a romantic relationship.
But more than likely they weren't drawn by a child, if so the hearts are kind of a misstep.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on April 08, 2012, 08:52:02 AM
http://now.msn.com/living/0407-teen-boy-virgins.aspx

???
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on April 22, 2012, 06:51:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/EDyDz8WeiM4


 :icon_scratch:
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on May 10, 2012, 08:21:22 PM
http://io9.com/5909421/these-robotic-butt+cheeks-respond-to-slaps-caresses-and-pokes


???
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on June 22, 2012, 07:40:29 PM
Taken at a Christian Vacation Bible Camp. May or may not be NSFW

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web03/2012/6/22/15/enhanced-buzz-12215-1340393292-2.jpg

I have no words.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: absynth aura on June 22, 2012, 08:37:07 PM
Ummmmm I hope that was poison ivy.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on July 05, 2012, 11:32:03 PM
http://now.msn.com/now/0705-sweden-transgender-rape.aspx

 :violent1:
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Mockery on September 14, 2012, 10:19:55 PM
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared (http://youtu.be/9C_HReR_McQ)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on September 18, 2012, 06:30:42 PM
http://jezebel.com/5944330/i-like-the-way-the-fur-feels-one-florida-farmhands-impassioned-defense-of-donkey+rape?post=52780689
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on October 17, 2012, 01:09:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/CF2o5RDkq9A

 :2funny: :2funny:
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Miranda. on October 17, 2012, 01:48:08 PM
^ I can't help but wonder how much $ they spent making that happen
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Captain Oblivious on October 17, 2012, 04:47:21 PM
I don't know why but I got reminded of this:

http://www.youtube.com/v/ruef7aYCEbc
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: CeeGBee on October 18, 2012, 12:53:15 AM
http://www.youtube.com/v/CF2o5RDkq9A

 :2funny: :2funny:
They're just trying to convince people that there IS a place in the world for auto-tune.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: sangrebloom on October 18, 2012, 01:25:43 AM
WTF I kept waiting for it to get auto tuned and stop sucking so bad...I just don't get it! there was nothing good about that, she was cute or whatever...but there was nothing to that...it was like a Pog! shiny but ultimately just a flat piece of cardboard.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on October 18, 2012, 02:57:48 AM
WTF I kept waiting for it to get auto tuned and stop sucking so bad...I just don't get it! there was nothing good about that, she was cute or whatever...but there was nothing to that...it was like a Pog! shiny but ultimately just a flat piece of cardboard.
Read the comments on youtube. It makes the video better....
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: sangrebloom on October 18, 2012, 03:20:26 AM
Wow.  truly a sight to behold.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on October 18, 2012, 09:06:15 AM
http://www.youtube.com/v/CF2o5RDkq9A

 :2funny: :2funny:
They're just trying to convince people that there IS a place in the world for auto-tune.

it would make a good ad for AutoTune.  :)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Savannah on October 18, 2012, 03:02:42 PM
(http://img.izismile.com/img/img5/20120628/640/morning_picdump_184_640_50.jpg)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Indja on October 19, 2012, 09:20:23 AM
^lmao, I actually 'wtf'd out loud at that xD
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: sangrebloom on October 23, 2012, 09:34:12 PM
I don't know why but I got reminded of this:

http://www.youtube.com/v/ruef7aYCEbc

dude, I just watched that and I showed the house mates...
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on November 02, 2012, 02:33:53 PM
http://www.ibtimes.com/chinese-man-sues-his-wife-over-ugly-baby-jian-feng-wins-case-120000-858151


Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: spatulacity on November 19, 2012, 08:35:02 PM
My 3-year-old said "WHAT THE FUCK" from her car seat as someone cut me off on the parkway.  OOPS.  I don't have the slightest idea where she learned to talk that way....
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on November 24, 2012, 11:07:26 AM
http://worldwideinterweb.com/photos/item/1733-the-50-most-awkward-pregnancy-portraits-ever.html
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Miranda. on December 10, 2012, 04:01:37 PM
This is a conversation that I just had with a ... co-worker I guess you could call him.

Him: You in a bad mood, Miranda?
Me: (having been in his presence for 5 minutes & done nothing to indicate that I was in a bad mood because... I'm not in a bad mood) Nope. I'm fine.
Him: uh-huh. You women are always in bad moods. You might know it but we do. Men see it. You're all - excuse my French - bitches. I guess that wasn't even French was it?
Me: ...uh no I guess not

wtf? I don't even know the point of that conversation or what it even means? Was he trying to tell me I am being bitchy? Was he just observing that he thinks that all women are bitches? I don't even know. That guy is always weird though so I'm not even going to worry about it.


Also, a few days ago one of the painters came in to turn in time & I asked who else worked with him and he said, "I don't know; they all look alike to me. I can't remember their names." I didn't even know how to respond to the guy.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Captain Oblivious on December 10, 2012, 04:30:19 PM
He's clearly just a self-involved wanker.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Miranda. on December 10, 2012, 05:33:52 PM
wanker!! such a good word.

I'm pretty sure English in the American form/sense is the most boring form/sense of English.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on December 10, 2012, 05:44:50 PM
or...you could show him what a bitch really is and report the incident to the HR department.  :)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Miranda. on December 10, 2012, 05:50:17 PM
pfft we are a bit smaller run than that... I'm pretty much the HR lol or I could go run and tell my daddy
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on December 10, 2012, 06:13:20 PM
if you're the HR, then you can tell him to stop being a dick.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Miranda. on December 10, 2012, 08:44:46 PM
if you're the HR, then you can tell him to stop being a dick.


superb idea!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on January 26, 2013, 06:56:37 PM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/annanorth/bisexual-women-almost-twice-as-likely-to-be-abused

jesus fucking h christ...   :buck2:

edit - here's the actual study:   http://www.cdc.gov/ViolencePrevention/pdf/NISVS_SOfindings.pdf

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Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Rose on January 27, 2013, 12:45:31 AM
Huh. That's really interesting. I'd like to see a follow-up study done on a larger number of bisexual and lesbian women, since the largest percentage of women participating in that study was straight women... it would be interesting to see how well the numbers held true, when studying a much larger group of bisexual and lesbian women.
I'd also definitely like to see research done on the "why" side of things, like that article said..
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on February 27, 2013, 12:27:47 AM
(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18fvt927f5hj2jpg/original.jpg)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: sangrebloom on February 27, 2013, 03:02:13 AM
Gymnastic slippers? fancy water shoes? what do they MEAN?!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on March 07, 2013, 11:29:44 AM
^ means Nike is taking $$$.

prepare to have a chunk of your childhood smashed:   http://www.buzzfeed.com/louispeitzman/how-old-are-the-disney-princesses
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Rose on March 08, 2013, 12:49:01 AM
^ means Nike is taking $$$.

prepare to have a chunk of your childhood smashed:   http://www.buzzfeed.com/louispeitzman/how-old-are-the-disney-princesses
Now I feel like a humungous pedophile. Especially since Jasmine will never grow up, and I'll just keep getting older than her.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: sangrebloom on March 08, 2013, 04:19:27 AM
Holy fuck, SNOW WHITE's only 14!
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Miranda. on March 08, 2013, 10:37:08 AM
How are you going to loudly exclaim "OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!" several times within 5 feet of me and then get frustrated when I ask what is going on...
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on March 08, 2013, 07:33:22 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/tvmagazine/4819487/woman-with-the-worlds-strongest-vagina.html

pretty awesome, but still...
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on March 24, 2013, 01:53:46 AM
http://jezebel.com/5992004/lululemon-is-asking-customers-to-bend-over-to-prove-their-yoga-pants-are-really-that-sheer

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Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on March 28, 2013, 05:56:39 PM
http://jezebel.com/5992739/evangelicals-think-theyre-the-new-homosexuals

sure you are, son...sure you are.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Astica on March 31, 2013, 10:19:31 AM
SPIDERS ARE FORGING OUR WASHING LINE.
Seriously, I went out into the back storage room/washing line room about two hours ago and none of this was there. Somehow a massive web of about 30cm width that stretches literally wall to wall across the room has cropped up in the meantime. Is that even possible? Is it one really fast spider, or a colony of millions?
I swear to god my skin is fucking crawling right now, everything is fucking tingling and itching with paranoia, and here I thought I was starting to get over my arachnophobia.
(http://i.imgur.com/YN4x6GL.jpg)
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on March 31, 2013, 11:14:58 AM
Probably just one spider...how warm was it in that room?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: Astica on March 31, 2013, 12:53:06 PM
Probably just one spider...how warm was it in that room?
Not very. It's quite drafty in there. Why?
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on March 31, 2013, 03:56:24 PM
spiders tend to move faster the warmer it is; now I'm really impressed at how much work the lil' thing got done in so short a time.
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: CeeGBee on April 01, 2013, 10:18:55 AM
The fairly common sort we have around here will spin an elaborate web every night
around dusk, near the front porch light, and by morning the web's demolished, so
the next night they do it all over again.....
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on April 23, 2013, 12:32:58 AM
http://now.msn.com/occidental-college-tells-rapist-to-write-a-5-page-book-report

 :violent5:
Title: Re: The WTF Thread
Post by: imaginary friend on August 21, 2013, 07:02:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/-ip8GWAfzfM

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