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Title: weird dreams
Post by: Golly Mina! on April 05, 2008, 01:20:38 PM
have you ever had a really weird dream? if so, share it with the community. (erotic ones included:P)
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: ___ampersand on April 05, 2008, 02:31:00 PM
I once had a dream that I was in a living chess game...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: safraz on April 05, 2008, 02:41:10 PM
Last week i had a dream about a magic tub of nachos which enabled me to become another person and use their body as a disguise if i hit them on the head with said nacho tub.

It was enlightening.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: lentower on April 05, 2008, 04:29:30 PM
my oldest remembered dream (4 or 5 years old)
and the weirdest,
had me dodging gigantic trays of thanksgiving food in a
castle courtyard, that came up out of the ground,
and then went back into the ground
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CeeGBee on April 05, 2008, 05:40:14 PM
Isn't there supposed to be a mod assigned to interpreting these things for us?





Brittany...?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: lentower on April 05, 2008, 07:02:21 PM
I once had a dream that I was in a living chess game...

ah!

as he queen!!!

was France white or black?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: lentower on April 05, 2008, 07:03:11 PM
Isn't there supposed to be a mod assigned to interpreting these things for us

Brittany...?

cgb: volunteering?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on April 05, 2008, 07:52:07 PM
I dreamed my mother commited suicide with me on the other line of the phone we were talking to. Then I woke up and she was alive and I was so happy.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CeeGBee on April 05, 2008, 08:42:21 PM
Isn't there supposed to be a mod assigned to interpreting these things for us

Brittany...?

cgb: volunteering?
I'm not a mod, and Brittany has more Psych credits and natural psychic ability.  She used to have a
dream-interpretation thread...  mighta been on "the old Box".
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: murmur on April 05, 2008, 09:11:14 PM
My ex best friend who recently cut all contact from me was in a dream of mine. He kept running from me and I needed to tell him something and I tripped and fell and he just kept running and telling me I was too slow. It was weird but I know it probably means that reaching him will be impossible.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: lentower on April 05, 2008, 09:13:10 PM
Isn't there supposed to be a mod assigned to interpreting these things for us

Brittany...?

cgb: volunteering?
I'm not a mod, and Brittany has more Psych credits and natural psychic ability.  She used to have a
dream-interpretation thread...  mighta been on "the old Box".

ah!
like this!

http://www.theshadowbox.net/ddbb/viewtopic.php?t=5316
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CeeGBee on April 05, 2008, 10:11:16 PM
That would be the one...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: yosmark on April 05, 2008, 10:34:07 PM
Once i had a dream in which i was a number and everyone were using me as if i my feelings didn´t matter.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CeeGBee on April 05, 2008, 11:49:18 PM
Once i had a dream in which i was a number and everyone were using me as if i my feelings didn´t matter.
Congratulations!  You've experienced life in the American workforce!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: ___ampersand on April 06, 2008, 02:18:02 AM
I once had a dream that I was in a living chess game...

ah!

as he queen!!!

was France white or black?

Hahaha!! I was but a lowly pawn... :-\
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: causeitsafuckingsecret on April 06, 2008, 08:32:57 AM
I had a dream (probably the worst one I remember) that my family and I were on a game show run by ICP-style clowns. We kept trying to play the segments of the game, but they were making it impossible for us to win. Whenever we lost a segment, they would kill off a member of my family. It was awful. At the end it was just my mother and me. Then I woke up.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: murmur on April 06, 2008, 09:59:45 AM
I constantly dream im ringing up things at work. Once I grabbed my cat to scan and woke up. poor kitty.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Seb on April 06, 2008, 11:10:09 AM
Most of my dreams-- when I have them-- are really weird, but fucking scary! Like I'm ALWAYS running from something and someone dies and I'm really afraid. So that's why a dream catcher is above my bed! I had a dream on Thursday that was insane though. It wasn't really a dream- more a collection of images just stringed together and such. I didn't understand what was going on in the dream, but that next day I went to a poetry slam and I saw the same things in my dream like there! It was crazy- It was all the same shots and everything. I was freaking out.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on April 06, 2008, 02:40:20 PM
Most of my dreams-- when I have them-- are really weird, but fucking scary!

Man, same here! I dream like every night, and about 3/2 of them are nightmares. It's fucking horrible. They always seem to involve my mother being evil, and everyone I like dying and it all being my fault :(
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Cirque on April 06, 2008, 02:49:13 PM
About three weeks ago I had a dream where I was waiting at a taxi rank with a glass shelter.
This was the exact same taxi rank as outside Dublin airport, which would make sense seeing as I had this dream while sleeping on a plane.
Anyway at this taxi rank a taxi pulled up driven by my friend Winnie,a 7 seater to be exact.
as the side door slid open my friend Jay hoped out...twice. Thats right there was two of him.
As Winnie packed my luggage into the taxi Jay pushed his face up against the glass and made some interesting faces, both of him did.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Goodbye-Umbrella on April 20, 2008, 08:42:56 AM
i had a dream last week where i was antony (as in antony and cleopatra) but it was like present times, and only my head was left. so i was like this floating head of antony talking to the guy who was about to marry my daughter, and i kept making sutble references that i was antony, then denying it when he asked if i was... it was odd...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Briezion on April 21, 2008, 03:38:32 PM
Night before last I dreamt that I was giving a random woman oral sex and I couldn't see her, just feel the motions of oral sex, and then when I did open my eyes (in the dream) she was what appeared to be a crocodilian like creature who then began to consume me legs first. I woke up after it got about up to my ribcage.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Catchphrase on April 22, 2008, 04:32:33 PM
All my dreams are really weird. Most of them are scary, or creepy at least.

Some memorable ones:

I can't remember why, but I was running. And I knew that if I looked above eye level then these bird things that were following would kill me. So I couldn't look up, and I got to a hill and I had to look up and I woke up.

Another; me and my friend decided to go to some guys house where we knew a 'demon' (the word we used in the dream) lived, and we went and knocked on his door. He opened and he was an old man, but he didn't have eyes, so it went from noose to balding grey combover. He invites us in and we go in (a little bit creeped out), and then he just bites a chunk clean out of my friends neck. I scream and look down..and her neck was made out of red cake. :/

I also had this one every night for a few weeks where I was running around my school, but it was a mental hospital or a prison, I can't quite remember. I think it may have been a very secure mental hospital? Anyway, I was running around it trying to get away from someone, and I don't know why they were chasing me. A few weeks ago I was on a coach, going ice skating with school and I saw this building. It was this part of the building in my dream that I hadn't recognised before. It creeped me out, a lot. :(



I also had one when I was a kid where I went into my parents room and there was someone climbing through the window. It was a robot made entirely from household appliences D: and he chased me into my room and put his arms out - he had those ultra hot lamps as hands - and burnt my chest with them as he pushed me back onto my bed :|
That scarred me for quite a while.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: colordeaf on April 22, 2008, 07:40:02 PM
All dreams are weird, really.

In one of them, my dad killed a stray kitten by throwing it out of the door because it "had no mother, no good." It's probably because I don't like them.
And then in the same dream, Amanda Palmer wrote a song for me.
And then I found out Amy Lee smoked a pack of cigarettes a day (unlikely, since she needs to maintain her singing voice) via a magazine I couldn't quite read.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: murmur on April 22, 2008, 11:20:51 PM
The other night I dreamt that a man driving a glacier(big mounds of moving ice) was going down roads up and driveways destroying things. I felt the earth shaking it felt so fucking real and when i woke up i had to go see if we had and earthquake and we didn't but damn
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on April 25, 2008, 04:21:22 PM
I had a dream a while ago where I was in Mexico, running from an angry mob, and had to run into this house, go up the stairs, open the window - which kept jamming - and jump out of it onto this massive hill with wood at the top of it where they couldn't get me. I had it about 9 nights in a row though, but kept messing up, but getting further every night - like the first one, I went to the wrong house, then next night I fell over on the stairs, then I couldn't open the window, and so on. It was well odd.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: my real name is Amy on April 29, 2008, 12:30:49 PM
a few days ago i had a dream about my car and the police. i was pulled over and it was basically a routine traffic stop, until they tried to tell me that my car was stolen. my car wasnt stolen, it was brand new, and at this point i realize that it didnt matter if it was stolen or not, i was going to get charged with something anyway. these cops were in a nasty mood. when he asked me for identificaton and registration i started screaming at him. two key phrases that i recall shouting were,"fuck you pig", and "fuck the police". he asked me to step out of the car and when i did i put a pistol to the side of his head. i was going to shoot him, but i pistolwhipped him instead. after he fell to the ground i got back into my car and drove off. i woke up very shortly after that.

i think that i watch to many of those car chase tv shows.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: colordeaf on April 29, 2008, 08:04:16 PM
My dad...the git. He appeared in another unpleasant dream, this time it was me trying to fight him and smelling his sweat D:

I was really unhappy during French class because that unpleasant was also my own scent. DISGUSTING  :violent5:
Plus, coffee smells like cigarettes D:
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Katherine May Williams on April 30, 2008, 05:59:30 AM
I dreamed that Jane's Addiction were going to play a show in Iran.. but they/I ended up in a noisy crowded pet shop. There was a sea monster in one of the fish tanks and someone had died. All the pet shop people held hands and remembered the dead person while I flew up to one of the high shelves and watched the vigil like a vulture.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: ~*johanna*~ on April 30, 2008, 07:27:04 PM
last week i had a dream that i was walking around school, but then all of a sudden when i turned the corner i was watching a storm coming in from the ocean. after that, i'm all of a sudden in my bedroom.

dreams are fun. you can apparate all over the place!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: SisterDesire on May 01, 2008, 01:23:20 AM
I have had many dreams over years where celebrities were coming to my house for dinner.  Madonna showed up a lot.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Mandolin Rain on May 01, 2008, 03:08:03 AM
i used to have a reoccuring dream where i would be at the altar ready to marry someone, and would look at them and say "i'm only 16. I can't marry you yet!"

The first guy was Dylan McDermott (the guy from the practice)
and the second guy was Ashton Kutcher.

That same dream happened 5-6 times when i was a teenager.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on May 01, 2008, 03:23:36 PM
I had a dream last night where I was at the bar in this massive ice palace - like the one in that James Bond film - and a girl who's on my rugby team came over to me in a fur coat and said, "Hey, wanna see what I've got on underneath?" Hank panky followed. It was very odd - I don't even fancy this girl!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CeeGBee on May 01, 2008, 11:48:22 PM
I've had this one before, with various details changed, and I'm sure it's Chapter One in
Dream Interpretation For Idiots...

For some reason, I'm back in Middle School (usually it's been High School, but not the most
recent dream) to finish some class that I somehow missed all those many years ago.
Of course, I don't make it to any classes, and I can't remember my locker combination,
and eventually someone said "It's cool, you don't need the class...  You can go"...

and that's all.

I hated Middle School.  Didn't particularly love High School either.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Mali on May 06, 2008, 08:06:39 PM
I was a spy, I climbed through a dryer into a laundry matt, only to be caught by a hispanic young woman who subsequently saved my life from the coppers after I faught with her very big abusive bald boyfriend and he had knocked me out after I had severely damaged his cranium. I am stealthy.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: murmur on May 07, 2008, 12:21:51 PM
I dreamt about this guy from work last night. He kept asking me on dates and cornering me in bathrooms that had three doors. I'd keep turning him down and he'd keep trying. It was so sweet but god i was being such a cunt. Then I threw a fruit basket at him. wtf
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: 85283-071 on May 07, 2008, 08:13:02 PM
I have had many dreams over years where celebrities were coming to my house for dinner.  Madonna showed up a lot.


Peripheral celebrities show up in my dreams, usually as part of a group of people closer to my reality. For instance... walking in the woods with my friends Mike, Susan, Betsy, Jimmy, Zoe from the Cybill show, Dean Ween from Ween, my friend Dan. It's like they are extras.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: RaggedyAnn on May 07, 2008, 08:21:04 PM
It's really rare that I remember my dreams for more than a few hours, but I had one when I was 7 or 8 years old that stuck with me for some reason.

I was in the car with my mom and we were driving down a street in a neighborhood at night. All the streetlamps were glowing red, which made it look really creepy. We were driving really slowly because my mom wanted to put a letter in someone's mailbox, but we couldn't find their house. There was an old man(I think he was blind) who was walking down the sidewalk behind us, but since we were driving so slowly, he was right next to our car pretty soon. Then my mom made me open my door so I could deliver the letter, and the old man just kept walking until he fell into the car, across my lap. As soon as he fell I knew he was dead, and it scared the living shit out of me.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: $ethie on May 14, 2008, 12:23:40 AM
i used to have a reoccuring dream where i would be at the altar ready to marry someone, and would look at them and say "i'm only 16. I can't marry you yet!"

The first guy was Dylan McDermott (the guy from the practice)
and the second guy was Ashton Kutcher.

That same dream happened 5-6 times when i was a teenager.

Wait.

You were at the altar with Ashton Kutcher, and you turned him down just because you were sixteen?

Even in a dream, that's pretty retarded.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CeeGBee on May 14, 2008, 11:31:27 AM
Ashon Kutcher is pretty retarded.

You are sooooo right.  I have a whole new respect for you.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on May 14, 2008, 12:12:00 PM
Had a dream last night where, amongst other things, a man got sent on a spiritual quest by a dentis played by Jim Broadbent to find 10 "gorgeously fucked-up people, people so messed up, they came out the other side in a white fire of awesome". It was very odd.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Schplynthia on May 22, 2008, 02:18:03 AM
Just a couple nights ago I dreamed of my high school graduation, which is actually coming up in a few weeks.  At the ceremony, some kids start playing a song about MDMA and I start walking down this long path lined with tall shrubs growing cream-filled little cakes.  I end up in this big ballroom which is exactly how I picture the ballroom in this story that I'm writing (in the story, the party in the ballroom is right before the main character runs away) and there is my French teacher, and a random girl from my school and bags of chinese food.  Then I woke up.

A positive one, I guess.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Golly Mina! on May 24, 2008, 04:26:20 PM
i had this dream last night in which after engaging in i can't remember what activity i ended up with some black stuff all over my body. it was as if i had turned black, and as much as i tried to wash that stuff off, i couldn't.then i found myself on a campus somewhere desperately trying to find a shower, but i didn't, and i can't remember what happened next.still weird, though
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CeeGBee on May 24, 2008, 09:21:42 PM
i had this dream last night in which after engaging in i can't remember what activity i ended up with some black stuff all over my body. it was as if i had turned black, and as much as i tried to wash that stuff off, i couldn't.then i found myself on a campus somewhere desperately trying to find a shower, but i didn't, and i can't remember what happened next.still weird, though
I'm sure it's a complete coincidence, but the police found a body this morning, drained of blood and covered
with what they think is tar....  Hmmmmm.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Schplynthia on May 28, 2008, 02:35:20 AM
I had a terrifying dream a couple nights ago.

My family could no longer afford to live in our house, so we had to move to this suburban development boarding house.  We lived in the finished basement.  It was two rooms; we all shared a bedroom and then there was the living room which was dominated by this gigantic TV/computer monitor.  The people who ran the boarding house (the leader of which was the mother of the kids I babysit) all wore this uniform of khakis and a light blue button-down shirt, and fake plastic smiles.  Right after we moved in the leader said they had to do some work down there, and they went in with these space suits and boxes of equipment and shit and installed this camera so they could watch our every move.  The really creepy part was that in the middle of the night I got up and went into the living room to get a glass of water or go to the bathroom or because I was just moved to or something, and there all the uniformed people were, and my parents were among them, staring at the light blue glow from the TV as if they had been lobotomized.  Like they were being indoctrinated, but it was just the microsoft logo there on the screen.  They turned on me with these really creepy "join us" type smiles and I just ran.
Then I went to live with this other family whose room in the boarding house was more messy and colorful than ours, and they had pot (which I was thankful for) and broke all the "rules" (though I don't remember what the rules actually were) despite the fact that they had a camera in their room, too, and nothing happened to them.  Except the mother was a crackwhore.

But there was this horrifying apprehension through the entire dream that stayed with me when I tried to go to sleep the next night.  I think that was the scariest part. 
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: zolaaa on May 31, 2008, 11:57:18 AM
Last night I had a dream that a friend of mine was going to hang her self on American Idol, because she found out that Max, from The L Word is a transman. She made this weird, huge ceremony thingy, and in the middle of it, a girl in a chicken suit came out of the crowd and started playing basket ball with Snoop Dog. (it was part of the ceremony) :o It was very strange...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Goodbye-Umbrella on June 01, 2008, 04:53:07 AM
Last night I had a dream that a friend of mine was going to hang her self on American Idol, because she found out that Max, from The L Word is a transman. She made this weird, huge ceremony thingy, and in the middle of it, a girl in a chicken suit came out of the crowd and started playing basket ball with Snoop Dog. (it was part of the ceremony) :o It was very strange...

my analysis- your in love with your mother! Freud says so!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: zolaaa on June 02, 2008, 07:47:10 PM
Last night I had a dream that a friend of mine was going to hang her self on American Idol, because she found out that Max, from The L Word is a transman. She made this weird, huge ceremony thingy, and in the middle of it, a girl in a chicken suit came out of the crowd and started playing basket ball with Snoop Dog. (it was part of the ceremony) :o It was very strange...

my analysis- your in love with your mother! Freud says so!

I...I don't get it... :dontknow:
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: 85283-071 on June 02, 2008, 09:32:58 PM
Punctuation nazi!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Goodbye-Umbrella on June 03, 2008, 03:44:21 AM
Punctuation nazi!

VISUALISER!!!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Ecstasia on June 04, 2008, 11:08:02 PM
I had a dream a few years back that my brother committed suicide.  Rather than having a traditional wake, we decided to have a picnic with picnic games (volleyball, badminton) and a barbecue. While in the midst of our half-hearted game of volleyball (we were mourning, of course), my brother's ghost decided to show up.  My grandma, who is an absolute game Nazi, forced him to play.  He joined us and the dream ended.


As someone said before, all dreams are weird, so I don't know if this one could be considered exceptionally weird, but I have a recurring dream every couple of months.  Everytime the dream starts, I wake up on the day of my wedding.  Everyone is making preparations and forcing me to get ready, do my hair, etc.  The only thing is that I have absolutely no recollection of ever even dating someone.  So each time, I'm frantically grilling my grandma and mom, who think I'm joking, saying stuff like, "Honest to God, I haven't even dated anyone.  Who is it?  What's his name?"  In one dream I actually looked the kid up on myspace and wasn't entirely disappointed.  In the last one, my mom told me he was an immigrant and kept mentioning getting his green card.  I asked her what nationality he was and she gave an answer that only would have made sense in a dream: "Half buffalo, half over-heated."  I always wake up before that actual ceremony but I feel that anxiety for the rest of the day.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Shakti on June 19, 2008, 09:47:26 AM
So, we have these banana-oatmeal-chocolate chip muffins we make pretty often, because my kids love bananas, but we don't always eat them in time, and they love chocolate chip muffins, but the ones from the grocery store are pretty much cupcakes.  We made some last weekend.  I am in that period where I've received a verbal offer of a new job, but not the written yet, so I've not resigned from my current job.  This is stressing me out (mostly in a "I'm so excited but I can't DO anything with the energy yet" sort of way) and I haven't been sleeping well, which is mostly relevant because I don't normally remember my dreams.

Twice this week I have dreamed that a little old neighbor lady (two -- a different one in each dream) has wandered into our house, helped herself to our muffins, then come back a day or so later complaining that they made her sick or weren't good for her.  And the implication wasn't that they were universally bad, or bad for my children.  Just that they were bad for little old ladies.  Who they weren't made for and who basically stole the muffins to begin with.

WTFF?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: colordeaf on June 19, 2008, 02:39:19 PM
I had a freaky dream where Bjork was on a talkshow and talking about miscarriages and how she wants a huuuuge family. And then the usual stuff with arranged marriages that's usually associated with the Middle East.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Golly Mina! on June 19, 2008, 03:11:01 PM
I had this dream last night in which I was the only spectator at a circus, and I was very enthusiastic and was desperately clapping and jumping up and down to make the performers feel good about themselves. Then somehow a porcupine appeared and I wanted to take pictures of it, but the flash scared it away.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on June 19, 2008, 03:24:12 PM
I had one this morning where I woke up and my sisters had ripped all my pictures off the walls and smashed half my CDs and scratched the other half and I was too polite to complain.

Of course, if they pulled that shit in real life, I would tear them apart.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CeeGBee on June 19, 2008, 08:41:38 PM
Ummm....  nearly as I can remember it...

I was home (but it was in a different house, although a similar neighborhood), and the dog
kept scratching at the door, but when I opened it, instead of my fat goofy Dat Dog, there
were two huge scary German Shepherds, or maybe wolves, and they rushed past me into
the house.  Then it turned out that my ex-girlfriend (about whom I think/talk far more than
I probably should) was there, and she was still not happy with me, but she apparently was
in the "I'm mad, but at least I'm talking  to you" stage...  (As this marks a vast improvement
from the actual current situation, I consider this a good dream)...

The sequence with the scratching/open-door/dogs-rush-in happened three or four times...

Come to think of it the young lady in question loves GSDs, so that may be part of it....  dunno.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on June 20, 2008, 01:51:28 PM
That's actually one of my absolute nightmares. I HA-A-A-ATE German Shepherds!

I had a kinda long stint of weird dreams last night, cos I kept waking up in between them and falling asleep right after.

First, Richard & Judy were talking about Sean Connery's new film, and how ace it was. Cut to me sat on top of a hill with Sean Connery. We were chatting, and then he turned into my dad - this didn't bother me, I quite like my dad. Then it turned out that me and Da were going on a sort of pilgrimage thing, walking miles and miles, and he had like proper boots and one of those massive tall rucksacks with the sleeping bag on top. I had a suitcase and my old Kickers on, but I was so happy to be on holiday with just my dad, I didn't notice how massively uncomfortable I was! After a while of walking and chatting, Da turned into my ex boyfriend and we were at school, walking down this corridor. We walked past this total moose of a teacher, I blew a spitball at her, and this metal claw came out of the back of her head and ripped my ex's face off. It was completely terrifying.

After that, I had a dream where Captain DJ, Honk and Tonk from Space Pirates were at my house, and Honk, Tonk and me all locked the Captain out in the rain, and then when we let him in, I needed the loo. In the bathroom, there was like a ton of toothbrushes, and three toilets, one of them not installed yet. It was balanced on the bath. I used one, and then saw that on the other one there was a notice saying, "Warning, this toilet flushes upwards - not suitable for use with tickly bits". Well cracked me up. Then when I was washing my hands, I saw there were 7 toothbrushes in the holder - not counting the massive pile in the corner of the room - but 4 of them were sort of hidden. I realised that 3 of them were the Captain's, Honk's and Tonk's, and the other four were STRANGERS!!!! It wasn't my house, it was a pirate ship. I was scared again.

THEN!!!! I had a dream where I was sat at home reading a book about lap-dancing (there were diagrams XD) and my brother - who's been at uni for months and MONTHS so I haven't seen him in ages - came in, replaced my book with a copy of Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, kissed me on the top of the head and left. It was quite sweet.

Then I had to get up and walk the fucking dogs. I was not impressed.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: colordeaf on June 21, 2008, 09:20:35 PM
I had one this morning where I woke up and my sisters had ripped all my pictures off the walls and smashed half my CDs and scratched the other half and I was too polite to complain.

Of course, if they pulled that shit in real life, I would tear them apart.

I hope my father doesn't pull any of that imaginary destruction crap on me. But he has killed a kitten in one of my dreams D:

Last night I had a dream about my mom getting angry because she saw a rug with swastikas on it (although in real life she wouldn't have a clue) and ordering me to get rid of it. I said I could just cut off the offending parts...then I ate the rug like a pan of lasagna.

Then there was the wrestling with an alien warlord inside a vending machine (Tsavong Lah of the New Jedi Order books) for an arm with a grappling hook on it.
Title: Wyatttttttt
Post by: murmur on June 24, 2008, 10:15:47 AM
I totally had a dream about mister numbers. I had a dream I was at his bar in upstate NY and then he accidentally hit a button and all of a sudden you heard a count down. Everyone panicked because it was a bomb and left the bar. All Wyatt said was damn that was dumb and slowly walked out of the place. A few moments later it exploded and police and what not were everywhere. Then a TV reporter came up and asked him about it and all I remember was him saying "Well its too bad I had this place through the gelatin era"
Title: weird dreams
Post by: imaginary friend on June 24, 2008, 01:43:05 PM
the gelatin era

sounds like a band name.

jdfu!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Devery on June 27, 2008, 11:31:42 AM
A man came to my place of work.  He gave me some forms to fill out.  I asked him what it all was for and, when he didn't tell me, I told him he could leave.  He then put one of his hands on my crotch.  I tried to push it away but he kept it there.  I yelled out, over and over, "who the fuck are you?"  I noticed that there were other people there with him, perhaps his family.  He said "what's wrong" and I told him he was committing a sex crime.  At this time, I was holding both of his hands away from me, but only slightly.  His features were now more feminine than masculine.  His/her smile was lovely and enigmatic.  I walked with him/her and the family out to their car.  I got into the back seat with this new, lovely person.  I couldn't tell if it was a woman or a transgendered man.  I didn't care.  I was completely taken by this creature - smitten, if you will.  I gently put my hands on her face and kissed her.  And kissed her again.  She kissed me back.  These kisses where so tender and sweet.  But, I knew she had to go.  I had her write her MSN Messenger address for me.  She told me where she lived, meaning there was a chance we would see each other again.  We kissed one more time, this time long and deep and more sexual than the first ones.  I got out of the car and let her go. 
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: 85283-071 on June 27, 2008, 09:45:43 PM
Mindlessly clicking threads, I forgot this one was about dreams. Your story was appalling in that context.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Golly Mina! on June 29, 2008, 08:20:51 AM
I dreamt that we had a Shadowbox HQ and all of us were sitting at a big table, cooking, eating, just hanging around. It was a pretty nice dream. Although it was just a part of my night
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: klingi on July 20, 2008, 12:34:34 PM
I had a very strange dream last year.

I was in a house in India, which was full of tigers (and full of books by Hermann Hesse, which I wanted to steal...), so I had to flee...
I went outside, looked back and suddenly the tigers turned into taliban... And I realized that I was Mahatma Ghandi!
I jumped into a lake, which had appeared in front of me and I grapped a straw - so I was able to breath under water.
Then the dream was over...

I am so proud that I was such an important person in my dream :coolsmiley:
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on July 20, 2008, 02:34:01 PM
I dreamt that I was still at school, but it was a Catholic school so I had a supernerdy uniform on, and we all went to the local chippy for lunch, and Ami James from Miami Ink worked there. Only, in my dream, I had definately /seen/ Miami Ink with Ami in, but Ami said that he'd only just started out tattooing and wanted to own his own shop one day, maybe in the States. I was well confused, before I realised that I (of course) had fallen through a time-rift. I then used my magical time-traveller knowledge of Miami Ink to flirt outrageously with Ami, until I finally got him in the back room of the chippy (after eating a portion of chips and trying to explain to him why I like Tizer so much) where I lay naked while he drew tattoos all over me from the feet upwards, really really slowly in felt pen. Then we had sex and the ink all smudged.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: colordeaf on July 24, 2008, 10:26:58 PM
I had a dream where I killed two people with an axe and threw another off a 14-floor building (not sure how many floors). It was to defend a treasure vault where these blonde princesses were being imprisoned. It wasn't exactly in self-defense (and in the dream I felt guilty about it). I also remember there being a whale-headed creature in the dream.

I don't think I'd do that in real life. Anyone care to examine this one?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Devery on August 10, 2008, 08:46:38 AM
I was sitting at a table.  It might have been in

the living room.  There was another person with

me.  I think it was the woman I lived with who

is now living somewhere else.  The room was

well-furnished with expensive things.  I noticed

that one of these priceless things had gotten

wet and was probably ruined.  (I tried to

remember exactly what things immediately upon

waking, but could not)  It was then that I

noticed that we were on a rather small, rock

island in the middle of the sea.  The water was

lapping up over the edges and was washing

everything away, except for us and the table. 

It finally sunk in that we were no longer in our

living room but instead were on a rock in the

middle of the ocean and that this situation was

becoming ever more dangerous.

..................

I came to a house.  You might know the type.  An

older farmhouse located in the middle of a

residential area in a city, sitting on a

slightly higher lot than the other, more modern

houses that surround it.  I walked in the front

door.  I immediately noticed a certain musty

smell that wasn't too strong and was not

offensively so.  There was a sort of later

afternoon glow of a type you might find in

artier or low-budget horror movies.  From the

foyer, the living room was to my left.  I heard

voices coming from the kitchen.  I turned right

and stood in the doorway of the kitchen.  Amanda

was there, talking to a friend or an assistent

about some matter of great importance.  I then

realized that I was in someone else's home and I

better have some damn good reason to be there. 

Amanda noticed me and said somewhat sternly

"yes?".  I grasped for something - anything -

and a name popped into my head.  "I'm looking

for Wilfred Smith."  In a dismissive manner that

told me she didn't want to waste another second

with this instrusion into her important business

she said "go upstairs and look - he's probably

there." 

I walked through the living room and went

upstairs into a narrow area where the ceiling

sloped sharply.  Along the wall were dozens of

large pillows propped against it.  In front of

them were blankets on the floor.  It was like a

flophouse.  This was where perhaps dozens of

people would come and hang out and would sleep

there at night.  I walked over several of the

blankets.  Then I heard Amanda and Brian coming

towards me from the other direction.  They were

engaged in an intense conversation about a

current project they were working on, discussing

and working through the details.  I didn't want

to keep going and run into them, to interrupt

them, so I quickly turned around went back

downstairs and left the house.  It seemed at

that moment that this house and everything in

it, including the people that weren't there but

would be after I left, was nothing other than an

art project.  The last thing I thought before

waking up was that Amanda was the artist by

simply orchestrating all that took place around

her.  No artist brush.  No keyboards.  No

singing.  Just this.  This was the art.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Beth on August 12, 2008, 04:32:19 PM
I had lots of little dreams this morning:

1) Moved into a new flat (but not the flat Im about to move into) this was ontop of Barnados and the China shop.
There were loads of tables on the landing and my girlfriend wanted to nick one. Then the postman came with letters for us and he said 'because the sender didnt put any postage on it youll have to pay-and its a tenner' so I gave him four pound coins and promised him the rest later.

2) University town closer to home. Rainy. cottagy. All stuffed into a taxi and girlfriend's dad walked home in the night cos he couldn't fit in the car.

3) Dad cooked us all lamb. He's a vegan and we're all veggies here. And I was like "What the fuck-Ive just eaten meat. does that mean I'm not a vegetarian anymore? what am I going to do? am I going to carry on eating meat? but I don't want to!" (I'm a lifelong vegetarian-never even tasted meat, never wanted to either-dunno where that dream came from)

4) In a bath having a ridiculously heavy period. as in epicly heavy-is this a murder scene-style. urgh. and in a posh bathroom (not my own).
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Annebelle. on August 12, 2008, 05:18:09 PM
I dreamt something really strange last night. It involved my 'fuckbuddy', Amanda Palmer, and public humiliation :')
Amanda Palmer actually was my fuckbuddy, when she was performing, but some way I knew she wasn't Amanda, but the person who actually is my fuckbuddy (it was pretty strange)

well, at first there was this huge crowd right in front of the stage, not even a ft from the stage. However apparently we had to stay away from the stage, so at the end there was a WHOLE SQUARE between the stage and the crowd. Then Amanda/fuckbuddy-person started telling who she/or he actually had sex with the last 2 years.
She was showing this big signs telling which persons it were and when they did. And then she said "in the last 2 months, I had lots of sex with... hahahahaha!" (it was a secret) so I shouted: "come on! say it! it was ME! TELL IT! DON'T BE LIKE THAT!" and everyone looked at me.

I got tired of the distance. I was like "fuck this" and I broke away from the crowd and slowly I walked to the stage, and there I was, on a lonely walk across the big square that was separating the crowd and the stage. And I kept on walking, by myself, until there was no space left between me and the square. And then I kissed Amanda/fuckbuddy-person.

It was verrrrrrrrrrry weird. It kind of freaked me out..
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on October 11, 2008, 01:44:46 PM
Me and House had red hot sex.


Hell, I wasn't complaining.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: dangerpants on October 16, 2008, 03:38:38 PM
I was in a cave/sporting goods store with my dad, buying a LAKE. That's right, a body of water to take home with us. And I was singing him a song that went "You're five years underground, and a monkey under water."

...what?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: *Lillifee* on October 16, 2008, 04:10:01 PM
I was in a cave/sporting goods store with my dad, buying a LAKE. That's right, a body of water to take home with us. And I was singing him a song that went "You're five years underground, and a monkey under water."

...what?
what?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: dangerpants on October 16, 2008, 04:16:53 PM
I was in a cave/sporting goods store with my dad, buying a LAKE. That's right, a body of water to take home with us. And I was singing him a song that went "You're five years underground, and a monkey under water."

...what?
what?

I have no idea!! In the dream, it was perfectly normal behavior. I wish the song really existed, or that I could remember more of it. It's ok, I couldn't remember it in the dream either... the cashier was making fun of me for humming along to more than half the song.
I don't know what the lake's all about, I hate bodies of water larger than a creek.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: *Lillifee* on October 16, 2008, 04:19:57 PM
I was in a cave/sporting goods store with my dad, buying a LAKE. That's right, a body of water to take home with us. And I was singing him a song that went "You're five years underground, and a monkey under water."

...what?
what?

I have no idea!! In the dream, it was perfectly normal behavior. I wish the song really existed, or that I could remember more of it. It's ok, I couldn't remember it in the dream either... the cashier was making fun of me for humming along to more than half the song.
I don't know what the lake's all about, I hate bodies of water larger than a creek.
maybe in this dream you tried to overcome your fears..
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: dangerpants on October 16, 2008, 04:22:19 PM
I was in a cave/sporting goods store with my dad, buying a LAKE. That's right, a body of water to take home with us. And I was singing him a song that went "You're five years underground, and a monkey under water."

...what?
what?

I have no idea!! In the dream, it was perfectly normal behavior. I wish the song really existed, or that I could remember more of it. It's ok, I couldn't remember it in the dream either... the cashier was making fun of me for humming along to more than half the song.
I don't know what the lake's all about, I hate bodies of water larger than a creek.
maybe in this dream you tried to overcome your fears..

So I'M the monkey!! I get it now!!  :D
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: *Lillifee* on October 16, 2008, 04:30:05 PM
I was in a cave/sporting goods store with my dad, buying a LAKE. That's right, a body of water to take home with us. And I was singing him a song that went "You're five years underground, and a monkey under water."

...what?
what?

I have no idea!! In the dream, it was perfectly normal behavior. I wish the song really existed, or that I could remember more of it. It's ok, I couldn't remember it in the dream either... the cashier was making fun of me for humming along to more than half the song.
I don't know what the lake's all about, I hate bodies of water larger than a creek.
maybe in this dream you tried to overcome your fears..

So I'M the monkey!! I get it now!!  :D

So Mr. Dangerpants i'm glad we came to a result  ;)
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CeeGBee on October 16, 2008, 04:31:28 PM
I was in a cave/sporting goods store with my dad, buying a LAKE. That's right, a body of water to take home with us. And I was singing him a song that went "You're five years underground, and a monkey under water."

...what?
what?

I have no idea!! In the dream, it was perfectly normal behavior. I wish the song really existed, or that I could remember more of it. It's ok, I couldn't remember it in the dream either... the cashier was making fun of me for humming along to more than half the song.
I don't know what the lake's all about, I hate bodies of water larger than a creek.
maybe in this dream you tried to overcome your fears..

So I'M the monkey!! I get it now!!  :D

So Mr. Dangerpants i'm glad we came to a result  ;)
pssst!

MISS Dangerpants... or Ms. maybe....
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: dangerpants on October 16, 2008, 04:32:54 PM
I was in a cave/sporting goods store with my dad, buying a LAKE. That's right, a body of water to take home with us. And I was singing him a song that went "You're five years underground, and a monkey under water."

...what?
what?

I have no idea!! In the dream, it was perfectly normal behavior. I wish the song really existed, or that I could remember more of it. It's ok, I couldn't remember it in the dream either... the cashier was making fun of me for humming along to more than half the song.
I don't know what the lake's all about, I hate bodies of water larger than a creek.
maybe in this dream you tried to overcome your fears..

So I'M the monkey!! I get it now!!  :D

So Mr. Dangerpants i'm glad we came to a result  ;)
pssst!

MISS Dangerpants... or Ms. maybe....

That's Miss Monkeypants to you.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CeeGBee on October 16, 2008, 04:40:35 PM
I was in a cave/sporting goods store with my dad, buying a LAKE. That's right, a body of water to take home with us. And I was singing him a song that went "You're five years underground, and a monkey under water."

...what?
what?

I have no idea!! In the dream, it was perfectly normal behavior. I wish the song really existed, or that I could remember more of it. It's ok, I couldn't remember it in the dream either... the cashier was making fun of me for humming along to more than half the song.
I don't know what the lake's all about, I hate bodies of water larger than a creek.
maybe in this dream you tried to overcome your fears..

So I'M the monkey!! I get it now!!  :D

So Mr. Dangerpants i'm glad we came to a result  ;)
pssst!

MISS Dangerpants... or Ms. maybe....

That's Miss Monkeypants to you.
As you wish...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: *Lillifee* on October 16, 2008, 04:42:33 PM
I was in a cave/sporting goods store with my dad, buying a LAKE. That's right, a body of water to take home with us. And I was singing him a song that went "You're five years underground, and a monkey under water."

...what?
what?

I have no idea!! In the dream, it was perfectly normal behavior. I wish the song really existed, or that I could remember more of it. It's ok, I couldn't remember it in the dream either... the cashier was making fun of me for humming along to more than half the song.
I don't know what the lake's all about, I hate bodies of water larger than a creek.
maybe in this dream you tried to overcome your fears..

So I'M the monkey!! I get it now!!  :D

So Mr. Dangerpants i'm glad we came to a result  ;)
pssst!

MISS Dangerpants... or Ms. maybe....

That's Miss Monkeypants to you.
As you wish...

uhm... sorry..  :embarassed:

MISS DANGERPANTS
but after all that we know what the problem is we can start to solve it !
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: dangerpants on October 16, 2008, 06:10:56 PM
uhm... sorry..  :embarassed:

MISS DANGERPANTS
but after all that we know what the problem is we can start to solve it !

It's ok, we're on the internets. It's hard to tell gender by text.  O0
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: *Lillifee* on October 17, 2008, 05:34:30 AM
uhm... sorry..  :embarassed:

MISS DANGERPANTS
but after all that we know what the problem is we can start to solve it !

It's ok, we're on the internets. It's hard to tell gender by text.  O0
thanks for forgiving  :)
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Golly Mina! on October 17, 2008, 11:52:26 AM
This wasn't a weird dream, but an amazing one : I dreamed that Amanda came over to my house and she was sooo friggin sweet, she kept hugging me and we had a long enlightening chat. Thank you Amanda
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: *Lillifee* on October 17, 2008, 04:02:45 PM
This wasn't a weird dream, but an amazing one : I dreamed that Amanda came over to my house and she was sooo friggin sweet, she kept hugging me and we had a long enlightening chat. Thank you Amanda

that sounds so nice  :love5:
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Golly Mina! on October 18, 2008, 03:13:38 AM
This wasn't a weird dream, but an amazing one : I dreamed that Amanda came over to my house and she was sooo friggin sweet, she kept hugging me and we had a long enlightening chat. Thank you Amanda

that sounds so nice  :love5:


Oh it was :love5:
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Twice Belladonna on October 18, 2008, 02:36:10 PM
i had a dream that a fell in love with a seal last night.
and another dream along time ago that i married a lion.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Wires+Waves on October 18, 2008, 02:43:54 PM
I had a dream that someone that I know from some forums went to the same YMCA as me (even though I haven't set foot in a YMCA in years). He was playing raquetball and got mad at me when I interrupted him. He has a mighty beard.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: slyvia k on October 19, 2008, 05:38:15 AM
i dreamt whoopi goldberg was on a tv show and she was showing my afp blanket to the audience, as if i had given it to her as a gift...... uhm......

 :violent5:
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: AnnaBeck on November 08, 2008, 05:59:17 PM
in one of my weird dreams i were an indian god. i had a blue penis and i were very popular. i liked that dream.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on November 09, 2008, 09:59:26 AM
I dreamt I had a penis once, only it wasn't a real penis, it was just my pussy turned inside out with the clit on the end instead of a bellend. It was fucking odd.

I had the best dream last night. Because my parents were away this weekend, I didn't get to bed until 3, and that was after the BEST bath ever (I don't know why, but baths are always more excellent in the early hours of the morning) reading Jeeves & Wooster, which followed on from the 3 hours I'd just spent watching House and the whole day I'd spent watching A Bit of Fry & Laurie on the internet, so unsurprisingly, Hugh Laurie was in my dream. I don't remember all of it, but I know he was being Bertie Wooster, and we were hanging out with these two other characters from J&W (I think it was Stiffy and Gussie, but I might be wrong...) and then Hugh/Bertie said that we should get together and go on cool 1920s style double dates, and I said that my dad would laugh his head off, and he totally wouldn't believe it. Bertie was like, "Why so? Doesn't he like me?" and I explained that my dad didn't realise he really was Bertie Wooster, he thought he was just doing a really good Bertie Wooster impression. Then I put my head on his shoulder cos I was laughing, and woke up.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Golly Mina! on November 10, 2008, 03:01:40 PM
I dreamed that I was drinking warm milk with my grandparents. Kinda odd.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: AnnaBeck on November 10, 2008, 03:06:17 PM
i saw a dream in which iwas part of a theater group and they were performing Cabaret. they put in the role of sally bowles and it was a success :D
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: lumdam on November 10, 2008, 04:10:59 PM
I've sometimes that weird dream, where I can jump really high (a bit like superman). But somehow I cannot control where I jump, and there are always power lines that I have to avoid.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on November 11, 2008, 04:47:38 AM
I've sometimes that weird dream, where I can jump really high (a bit like superman). But somehow I cannot control where I jump, and there are always power lines that I have to avoid.

The mental image of that just made me laugh tea into my lap. Thanks, man.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: lucyanna on November 12, 2008, 06:22:53 PM
The other night I dreamt that I had to lay down/sit on the bottom of a swimming pool to hide/escape from a lot of dinosaurs.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: justinfire on December 01, 2008, 07:13:37 AM
i generally dream about what i'm worried/thinking about. it can lead to odd dreams.

last night, i dreamed a friend and i were watching hardcore porn that was in slow-motion on a plasma tv. it was in a living room, and we were just two people in an audience sitting on the floor or on sofas. then things happened that i don't wanna think about. hahaha  :-\
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on December 05, 2008, 02:28:07 AM
a couple of nights ago I had one of the most epic and grand dreams to be had in my life.
I left a family guy dvd I had on and as I entered sleep the episode came to an end returning to the menu where it just repeats little snipets of the episodes most notably something stewie said about uranium, and "now he's violating sea breeze"
it would come up in the strangest places, like: "I need to get out of here." *long pause* "now he's violating sea breeze"
not to mention I think either John Spencer or Jack Oblivion becoming a wad of peanut butter that just sat in place and sang songs on his inexplicably miniature guitar.
it was like an obscure anime meets random scenes of me shooting football games for the newspaper (last job I had, quit quite quickly)
yes there was love, betrayal, violence, drama... and peanut butter garage icons..

idk what else went on really. I just woke up and tried my hardest to associate it with real life things so my mind wouldn't erase it.
another thing I made a mental note of was how amazing it was, and how happy I was while I was having it for whatever reason.

I tried to reproduce that environment hoping to re-enter the magical land I'd created. but instead I just got another half-ass zombie apocalypse (my default dream)

I'd really like to figure out how to manipulate my dreams to make them this wonderful and cheery..

any suggestions?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on December 05, 2008, 11:33:39 AM
I had a wickedass dream this morning. It was like a movie or something - there were 4 "troubled youths" - 3 boys and 1 girl - and me, only I was a boy, and I'd just moved into this place and started going to their high school (which is weird in itself because I'm english and don't go to high school...) and had been pushing them into like stealing cars and joyriding and making them even worse than they used to be. Then the councillor like tried to put me in juvie and the others fostered by these 3 really creepy, supernormal couples and 1 single guy who looked like he was pretending to be normal. We all ran away (hilarity ensued) until the cops found us and brought us back to the school where they were all waiting for us. Then, in the car park when they were trying to take us all away, I nicked the single guy's car and we all piled in to drive off, and the cops sort of weren't bothered and 2 of the couples just went home (one couple got into their car saying, "Cream or casserole for dinner then?" and then found a carton of cream on the roof and were like, "Oh well, looks like it's cream again") but the single guy stole this other car and was chasing after us. I don't know what happened then, because I woke up. Tell you what though, the steering on the single guy's car was INCREDIBLE.

As for controlling dreams : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucid_dream#Wake-initiation_of_lucid_dreams_.28WILD.29
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: itevaporated on December 05, 2008, 07:20:34 PM
I dreamed the other night that cats were taking over the world by coming out of people's shower drains.

WTF.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: justinfire on December 05, 2008, 08:05:13 PM
i had a dream last night that all this way dramatic, vague stuff happened in my immediate social group. and a friend and i were having coffee the next day, and he was telling me all this way intense stuff, at which i got pissed for some reason, took off and got hit by a car. at the hospital, i was all, "THANKS, man! Thanks." he felt wayyyy bad, and i guess a lot of good came out of all the drama/intense conversation.

weirddddd.


Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Annebelle. on December 05, 2008, 08:08:51 PM
a couple of days ago i dreamed that i was walking around in the city while holding an accordeon. i told everyone who was looking my way "it's my aunt's accordeon, she's a very famous accordeon player, maybe you've heard of her before, her name is jason webley. do you want me to play a bit for you?" and then i played some really crappy accordeon piece, 'cause well, my aunt was playing the accordeon, i sucked at it.





and yes, i realize that jason webley is not a woman, but apparently he was my aunt in my dream  O0
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: yosmark on December 05, 2008, 09:19:09 PM
a couple of days ago i dreamed that i was walking around in the city while holding an accordeon. i told everyone who was looking my way "it's my aunt's accordeon, she's a very famous accordeon player, maybe you've heard of her before, her name is jason webley. do you want me to play a bit for you?" and then i played some really crappy accordeon piece, 'cause well, my aunt was playing the accordeon, i sucked at it.





and yes, i realize that jason webley is not a woman, but apparently he was my aunt in my dream  O0

He might not be a woman but a schoolgirl, take a look at the shores of california video or in this gallery:


http://www.dresdendolls.com/gallery/photo.album/gallery16/index.htm
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CeeGBee on December 06, 2008, 12:06:47 AM
I dreamed the other night that cats were taking over the world by coming out of people's shower drains.

WTF.
This is unfortunate...  No one was supposed to get hurt,
but no one was supposed to know the plan yet either....   :knuppel2:
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on December 06, 2008, 12:46:26 AM
I dreamed the other night that cats were taking over the world by coming out of people's shower drains.

WTF.
This is unfortunate...  No one was supposed to get hurt,
but no one was supposed to know the plan yet either....   :knuppel2:


I'm sorry I know this is off topic, but is your display pic from Joust?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: itevaporated on December 06, 2008, 01:00:42 AM
I dreamed the other night that cats were taking over the world by coming out of people's shower drains.

WTF.
This is unfortunate...  No one was supposed to get hurt,
but no one was supposed to know the plan yet either....   :knuppel2:

Well it'd be terribly unfortunate - i'm a bit allergic to cats.


And by a bit I mean a considerable amount.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CeeGBee on December 06, 2008, 01:57:54 AM
I dreamed the other night that cats were taking over the world by coming out of people's shower drains.

WTF.
This is unfortunate...  No one was supposed to get hurt,
but no one was supposed to know the plan yet either....   :knuppel2:

I'm sorry I know this is off topic, but is your display pic from Joust?
It is not.  You may notice that Necron-99's steed has no wings....
(Wow, I haven't played Joust in....  well, a very long time.)

So then, that is obviously Necron-99, a mutant assassin from the so-awful-it's-great 1977
anti-war animated feature Wizards (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wizards_(film)).

If you have not seen it, I heartily recommend inviting friends over late at night, serving alcohol
and junk food, and staging your own midnight-movie party.  (Speaking of cats, film-maker Ralph
Bakshi also achieved some notoriety with the first animated X-rated movie, Fritz the Cat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritz_the_Cat_(film))...  It's
pretty tame by modern standards, but was considered shocking in '72...)
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: yosmark on December 06, 2008, 02:02:25 AM
I dreamed the other night that cats were taking over the world by coming out of people's shower drains.

WTF.


Oh that sounds so wrong, everyone knows that (we) Polar Bears are going to take the world.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on December 06, 2008, 03:37:56 AM
I dreamed the other night that cats were taking over the world by coming out of people's shower drains.

WTF.
This is unfortunate...  No one was supposed to get hurt,
but no one was supposed to know the plan yet either....   :knuppel2:

I'm sorry I know this is off topic, but is your display pic from Joust?
It is not.  You may notice that Necron-99's steed has no wings....
(Wow, I haven't played Joust in....  well, a very long time.)

So then, that is obviously Necron-99, a mutant assassin from the so-awful-it's-great 1977
anti-war animated feature Wizards (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wizards_(film)).

If you have not seen it, I heartily recommend inviting friends over late at night, serving alcohol
and junk food, and staging your own midnight-movie party.  (Speaking of cats, film-maker Ralph
Bakshi also achieved some notoriety with the first animated X-rated movie, Fritz the Cat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritz_the_Cat_(film))...  It's
pretty tame by modern standards, but was considered shocking in '72...)

I will as soon as I have enough friends that drink. you see I'm still in high school and all of my friends are really nerdy (which is enjoyable at times)

last new years we drank caffeinated drinks and played a crappy cabinet game from the 70s
oh, and ate "savory snacks"
 yes it's as gross as it sounds.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: AnnaBeck on December 06, 2008, 04:40:22 AM
oh dear.. i saw dream in which amanda palmer was my mother.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on December 06, 2008, 05:10:50 AM
oh dear.. i saw dream in which amanda palmer was my mother.

ooh, that would be terrible/wonderful
I'm not sure yet...
I'm going to go with bad, if amanda were a mother right now she'd either never be around or would make some HUGE lifestyle adjustments.

or there is always the option that she has you enlisted in the brigade and takes you on tour with her as part of a piece.
of course this is all assuming you're a baby, otherwise it might be a little impossible-ish..
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: AnnaBeck on December 06, 2008, 06:23:23 AM


ooh, that would be terrible/wonderful


it felt like incest :D
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: itevaporated on December 06, 2008, 06:47:19 AM
I dreamed the other night that cats were taking over the world by coming out of people's shower drains.

WTF.


Oh that sounds so wrong, everyone knows that (we) Polar Bears are going to take the world.

Polar Bears? In Mexico?!?!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on December 06, 2008, 06:36:29 PM


ooh, that would be terrible/wonderful


it felt like incest :D

I had a dream that I was hanging out in a the middle of a thrift store with emilly stein.
I was playing drums and she was playing an acoustic.
we were doing ramones songs, but whenever we played something it sounded like sonic youth...

hmm..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jCMZR7VZDI

mm.. a little more consistant and in tune.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: yosmark on December 06, 2008, 07:15:21 PM
I dreamed the other night that cats were taking over the world by coming out of people's shower drains.

WTF.


Oh that sounds so wrong, everyone knows that (we) Polar Bears are going to take the world.

Polar Bears? In Mexico?!?!

Damn fucking right, my mate knut-knut & I have met a chinchilla, we agreed to take the world as soon as we could.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: slyvia k on December 06, 2008, 07:23:19 PM
when i was a kid i had this recurrent dream.... i was in a big pot being cooked by a witch, and then batman came and saved me. weird.
i never even liked batman.

weirdest dreams....
the day before a terrorist attack in london i dreamt there was one going on in london... thankfully, that attack had no victims...
and, we had an old mean neighbor living across us. he was sick, he had cancer. one night, i dreamt he appeared at the same time from his 3 windows (we have a courtyard in between and face neighbors)...the next morning dad told me he had died during the night, weiiiiird. and freaky.

Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on December 06, 2008, 10:30:40 PM
when i was a kid i had this recurrent dream.... i was in a big pot being cooked by a witch, and then batman came and saved me. weird.
i never even liked batman.

weirdest dreams....
the day before a terrorist attack in london i dreamt there was one going on in london... thankfully, that attack had no victims...
and, we had an old mean neighbor living across us. he was sick, he had cancer. one night, i dreamt he appeared at the same time from his 3 windows (we have a courtyard in between and face neighbors)...the next morning dad told me he had died during the night, weiiiiird. and freaky.



oh, christ. that is creepy.

how could you not like batman?
he's like the best super hero ever. I mean you could always be uber generic and go with superman...
but I'd much rather have batman watching my back.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on December 07, 2008, 10:27:40 AM
when i was a kid i had this recurrent dream.... i was in a big pot being cooked by a witch, and then batman came and saved me. weird.
i never even liked batman.

weirdest dreams....
the day before a terrorist attack in london i dreamt there was one going on in london... thankfully, that attack had no victims...
and, we had an old mean neighbor living across us. he was sick, he had cancer. one night, i dreamt he appeared at the same time from his 3 windows (we have a courtyard in between and face neighbors)...the next morning dad told me he had died during the night, weiiiiird. and freaky.



oh, christ. that is creepy.

how could you not like batman?
he's like the best super hero ever. I mean you could always be uber generic and go with superman...
but I'd much rather have batman watching my back.

I HATE BATMAN! Hate him with a mad and unrelenting passion. He's not a fucking superhero! He doesn't have any powers! He's just a rich whiny nerd. Urgh. And Superman isn't generic, he's classic, so bollocks to you. *huff*
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: AnnaBeck on December 07, 2008, 11:19:18 AM


He's just a rich whiny nerd.

nerd?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on December 07, 2008, 11:20:25 AM


He's just a rich whiny nerd.

nerd?

Only a nerd would go, "Hmm, tell you what I need - A UTILITY BELT!"
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: AnnaBeck on December 07, 2008, 11:29:02 AM
so constructors are nerds?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on December 07, 2008, 11:32:15 AM
Well constructors aren't pretending to be superheroes, so who cares? My point isn't against utility belts, it's against superheroes with ultility belts. They're slightly nerdy, and superheroes can't be even a little bit nerdy. It's like having a single bachelor.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: slyvia k on December 07, 2008, 01:38:26 PM
when i was a kid i had this recurrent dream.... i was in a big pot being cooked by a witch, and then batman came and saved me. weird.
i never even liked batman.

weirdest dreams....
the day before a terrorist attack in london i dreamt there was one going on in london... thankfully, that attack had no victims...
and, we had an old mean neighbor living across us. he was sick, he had cancer. one night, i dreamt he appeared at the same time from his 3 windows (we have a courtyard in between and face neighbors)...the next morning dad told me he had died during the night, weiiiiird. and freaky.



oh, christ. that is creepy.

how could you not like batman?
he's like the best super hero ever. I mean you could always be uber generic and go with superman...
but I'd much rather have batman watching my back.

I HATE BATMAN! Hate him with a mad and unrelenting passion. He's not a fucking superhero! He doesn't have any powers! He's just a rich whiny nerd. Urgh. And Superman isn't generic, he's classic, so bollocks to you. *huff*
ah, i love you
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: buttercup. on December 07, 2008, 01:40:15 PM
I dreamed I was a secret agent! It was awesome.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CeeGBee on December 07, 2008, 01:56:02 PM
I dreamed I was a secret agent! It was awesome.
It's too bad The Department of Dreamland Security won't let you talk about it...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on December 07, 2008, 04:52:31 PM
Well constructors aren't pretending to be superheroes, so who cares? My point isn't against utility belts, it's against superheroes with ultility belts. They're slightly nerdy, and superheroes can't be even a little bit nerdy. It's like having a single bachelor.

and what is wrong with nerdom?
do you know who superman is most of the time?
he's Peter Parker's older and more masculine brother!
or have you not seen the new superman?

sorry but
this:
(http://supermanfanart.com/artists/huckman/images/superman-faces.jpg)

doesn't even compare to
this:
(http://frustrationnation.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/adam_west.jpg)


it's been decided...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: RaggedyAnn on December 07, 2008, 05:21:33 PM

I had a dream that I went to a record store that was two stories, but instead of stairs they had a GIANT stack of cds that you had to walk up while listing the top ten most popular cds from a certain time period. So I was walking down the stack trying to remember popular 80's cds, when the whole thing started wobbling and I fell off of it, and found myself next to a blues band playing next to the stack.
Then I walked outside and there was a tiny zoo full of Aye Ayes, and a man was walking around rapping the song Pink Lemonade.



I need to stop falling asleep high...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: yosmark on December 07, 2008, 09:07:52 PM


He's just a rich whiny nerd.

nerd?

Only a nerd would go, "Hmm, tell you what I need - A UTILITY BELT!"

ok... so you don´t like nerds   :-\
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on December 08, 2008, 03:58:22 AM
I had a dream that I went to a record store that was two stories, but instead of stairs they had a GIANT stack of cds that you had to walk up while listing the top ten most popular cds from a certain time period. So I was walking down the stack trying to remember popular 80's cds, when the whole thing started wobbling and I fell off of it, and found myself next to a blues band playing next to the stack.
Then I walked outside and there was a tiny zoo full of Aye Ayes, and a man was walking around rapping the song Pink Lemonade.



I need to stop falling asleep high...

umh... is that really the case? I seem to have dreams like that a lot and I do not smoke. occasional alcohol is about as "fun" as I get.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on December 08, 2008, 02:49:16 PM


He's just a rich whiny nerd.

nerd?

Only a nerd would go, "Hmm, tell you what I need - A UTILITY BELT!"

ok... so you don´t like nerds   :-\

Yes I doooooo! I love nerds - nerds are like sexcandy to me! I just don't want my superheroes to be nerds, it's as simple as that. I like drunk people too - doesn't mean I want my hairdresser to also be drunk!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: yosmark on December 08, 2008, 04:09:29 PM


He's just a rich whiny nerd.

nerd?

Only a nerd would go, "Hmm, tell you what I need - A UTILITY BELT!"

ok... so you don´t like nerds   :-\

Yes I doooooo! I love nerds - nerds are like sexcandy to me! I just don't want my superheroes to be nerds, it's as simple as that. I like drunk people too - doesn't mean I want my hairdresser to also be drunk!

Gotcha!  O0


Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CeeGBee on December 08, 2008, 11:03:08 PM
(http://frustrationnation.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/adam_west.jpg)
...had more sex on set than all those Supermen combined...   :coolsmiley:

(btw...  Who are the three Supes I don't recognize?  You know which three....)
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on December 09, 2008, 04:47:45 AM
...had more sex on set than all those Supermen combined...   :coolsmiley:

(btw...  Who are the three Supes I don't recognize?  You know which three....)

idk actually...
but I enjoy italian-american superman on the far right.

oh and mulatto man top left.


I'm not trying to be racist, they just look so out of place
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CeeGBee on December 09, 2008, 12:16:13 PM
...had more sex on set than all those Supermen combined...   :coolsmiley:

(btw...  Who are the three Supes I don't recognize?  You know which three....)

idk actually...
but I enjoy italian-american superman on the far right.

oh and mulatto man top left.


I'm not trying to be racist, they just look so out of place
Well, if one wants to indulge baseless assumptions...

While the tights might make one question any Superman's sexual orientation,
what's up with that guy on the left?  (Oh, I know...  He's smirking.  Supes never smirks...)
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: itevaporated on December 11, 2008, 04:33:47 AM
Last night I dreamt that President-Elect Barak Obama kept calling me and telling me to change locations cause there was someone coming to kill me. And the person coming to kill me and my sisters was this maybe 8 year old little kid with a fro. Who i just took by the hand (once he had us cornered down by Miller Park - baseball stadium in town) and walked apparently to an amusement park to a cop and handed the kid over. And then the guy that I know was sitting on the bench that was just to my left, and he was high as a kite, but the cop didn't care. just took the naughty trying to kill me small child away.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Pelle on December 13, 2008, 04:39:24 PM
I had a dream in which I just fell out of the air towards the ground. It was so real, with the noise and speed, it was sooo scary. I was almost panicking when I woke up.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: justinfire on December 14, 2008, 02:52:02 PM
i had another post-apocalyptic dream. i was kickass with a pistol, and me and my little group of friends were responsible for food-gathering.
and for some reason Billie Joe Armstrong was there, in our little gatherer group. we were buds, even shared a room, i guess.
weird.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CeeGBee on December 15, 2008, 01:07:31 AM
i had another post-apocalyptic dream. i was kickass with a pistol, and me and my little group of friends were responsible for food-gathering.
and for some reason Billie Joe Armstrong was there, in our little gatherer group. we were buds, even shared a room, i guess.
...and it was a damn shame when you had to shoot him and throw him into the stew-pot?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on December 15, 2008, 12:07:47 PM
i had another post-apocalyptic dream. i was kickass with a pistol, and me and my little group of friends were responsible for food-gathering.
and for some reason Billie Joe Armstrong was there, in our little gatherer group. we were buds, even shared a room, i guess.
...and it was a damn shame when you had to shoot him and throw him into the stew-pot?

Don't start, granddad. We're Nineties kids - Billie Joe Armstrong is like a demi-god. A very diminutive demi-god.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: SomewhatDamaged on December 15, 2008, 12:32:19 PM
i had another post-apocalyptic dream. i was kickass with a pistol, and me and my little group of friends were responsible for food-gathering.
and for some reason Billie Joe Armstrong was there, in our little gatherer group. we were buds, even shared a room, i guess.
...and it was a damn shame when you had to shoot him and throw him into the stew-pot?

Don't start, granddad. We're Nineties kids - Billie Joe Armstrong is like a demi-god. A very diminutive demi-god.

Basket Case ^
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CeeGBee on December 15, 2008, 12:48:48 PM
i had another post-apocalyptic dream. i was kickass with a pistol, and me and my little group of friends were responsible for food-gathering.
and for some reason Billie Joe Armstrong was there, in our little gatherer group. we were buds, even shared a room, i guess.
...and it was a damn shame when you had to shoot him and throw him into the stew-pot?

Don't start, granddad. We're Nineties kids - Billie Joe Armstrong is like a demi-god. A very diminutive demi-god.
I have nothing against Green Day...  In fact, I rather like what I've heard of their material.
(I've been told their pre-Dookie stuff is best, but haven't made the effort to track it down.)

I was rather going for the proper continuation of a "weird dream"...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on December 15, 2008, 04:04:15 PM
i had another post-apocalyptic dream. i was kickass with a pistol, and me and my little group of friends were responsible for food-gathering.
and for some reason Billie Joe Armstrong was there, in our little gatherer group. we were buds, even shared a room, i guess.
...and it was a damn shame when you had to shoot him and throw him into the stew-pot?

Don't start, granddad. We're Nineties kids - Billie Joe Armstrong is like a demi-god. A very diminutive demi-god.

Basket Case ^

True, true... And Cee, I forgive you! If only for the loveclumsy way you explained yourself ^.^


And I had a weird dream last night. I was walking across this like glass walkway and fell over and fell onto my dog who was like 500 times bigger than real life and she tried to nibble my nose (no-one knows why she does this, but she does) only cos she was so big she just ended up eating my head.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on December 16, 2008, 03:38:59 PM
great so if you were alive in the 90s you have to like sum41 too?
fuuuuuucckkkk

Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: justinfire on December 16, 2008, 06:59:37 PM
i like  sum, too...
Billie Joe is often a subject in my dreams...
and, yes, he is a god. rather than a crucifix above my bed, i pray to a poster of him every night instead.  :)
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: yosmark on December 16, 2008, 09:11:10 PM
great so if you were alive in the 90s you have to like sum41 too?
fuuuuuucckkkk



Sum 41 only has one good song & it´s name is "World War VII Part I & II" besides that all of their songs are crap, trust me I have their records.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on December 16, 2008, 10:01:16 PM
It's funny how you guys took that as me saying something positive about them..
I have friends that listen to pop punk.
but I like autolux
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Golly Mina! on December 24, 2008, 04:41:49 AM
I had this dream that I went to Indie Ninja's place and I met her family. Apparently she had about 6 brothers and sisters, and her dad was really funny
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on December 24, 2008, 04:56:25 AM
I dreamed I lived in UK and was into everything dark and death oriented and had animated gif.s of kungfu flicks in my sig
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: justinfire on December 25, 2008, 06:14:33 AM
i had a dream i saved my friend from a giant dog.
he somehow lost his voice because of the shock, and had to play charades for like a week.
odd.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on December 25, 2008, 06:29:59 AM
i had a dream i saved my friend from a giant dog.
he somehow lost his voice because of the shock, and had to play charades for like a week.
odd.

that's funny I had a similar dream only there were three giant dog/wolf mutants that walked upright... and one had a hokey mask on... and I could only harm them with quarters I shot with a rubber band sling...
....

....
....
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: She on December 27, 2008, 02:47:30 PM
Dream NUMBAH ONE
(female perspective)
The burning ember of the sun clings to the horizon as the earth spins beneath your feet.  You feel the pulse of the trees before and around you and the pulse of the men beyond them.  Your woad covered barbarians break like water against the burnished unnatural gleam of the Roman invasion.  Their blood mingles with the blood of the ravaged countryside.  Your troops are falling, but you and the others of your kind are above such trivial matters as living and dying.  Every heartbeat of the globe brings another life and birth.  The dying sun warms the sticky surface of your skin as the sky fades to purple.  The dying cries of your men and the groaning of the trees finally reach you as being too strong.  Too much death, life must be encouraged.  Wriggling your bare toes in the rich loam of the Celtic Islands, you draw the blood of the dead to you.  The dying scream in agony as their blood is ripped from their veins in your eagerness for birth and regrowth.  The Roman's advance does not halt, but you have never feared the strength of men.  You and your brothers and sisters along the line of forest press hands to the rough bark of ancient trees.  Blood slides up your sticky skin like the hands of a lover, a mother, a midwife.  The trees drink from your hands eagerly, the blood of your people nourishing them.  The trees sway and surge as though the earth beneath them were stretching.  The Romans falter as the ground beneath them shivers.  The anticipation of the restoration to balance between life and death, civilization and wilderness, excites your body in ways that no human companionship could ever near.  Your mind travels with the thoughts of the trees, their urge for growth and restoring their endless stretches.  And then your mom opens the door and wakes you up.

Dream NUMBAH TWO
(male perspective)
You'd been hanging out with various other powerful players in the game, kings, knights, sorceresses, priests.  They were going to go do something exciting, but just a few moments ago you'd heard that there was a farmstead nearby.  You could see it falling away across the fields below, tilled to perfection.  And livestock, sheep and cattle and pigs.  A lovely big house too.  With a predatory grin at your friends and a genial wave good-bye, you abandon your human form and leap into the sky, a black scaled menace with acid breath and thick bone horns curving forward along your face.  The farmer is terrified of fire, but you're not breathing anything but the usual sickening fog; your breath reeking of rotting vegetation and decay, acidic undertones of your withheld venom.  The cattle below with fear and run from you, your delightful version of butterflies dancing.  The sheep are next, and with a snap at the impotent farmer brandishing a firearm, you dive to stroke their fluffy marshmallow backs- And your mom opens the door and wakes you up.

Dream NUMBAN THREE
(She's perspective)
The blasted tourists are coming, you've got the red dragon here helping you (human form for indoors) and where that brass dragon is, you'll never know.  He arrives, you get his fearsome "Dark Lord" Costume out only to find it's not black as ordered, but looks like a circus clown's.  Everyone's in human form because all the nonhuman roles are set up and ready to go outside.  Your spellcasting is just about spent and this is the last straw and you tearfully ask for a pick-me-up kiss from the brass dragon, who's a friend of yours.  He gives you one, complete with starbursts in your head and even with a complementary hug and would have broken your spine had it not turned to jelly already.  After a few moments, you're able to properly color his outfit and make him look properly imposing.  The rest of the day goes by in a happy blur that continually circles back to that wonderful moment where your batteries got recharged.  Your the happiest evil enchantress of the tours.

The first dream makes sense if you think of it with Celtic Druids in mind, the second if you play D&D and the third if you've played D&D and read Dark Lord of Derkholm.

Yes, they're all wonderful dreams I've had.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Mockery on December 27, 2008, 03:57:09 PM
have you ever had a really weird dream? if so, share it with the community. (erotic ones included:P)

Do you want the short list or the extremely long weird ass list?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: The Angel Raliel on December 27, 2008, 06:47:48 PM
I had a really vivid dream that my right hand was severed in an accident, and then sewn back on..... it was very realistic and detailed and woke me up
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on December 27, 2008, 11:12:44 PM
I had a really vivid dream that my right hand was severed in an accident, and then sewn back on..... it was very realistic and detailed and woke me up

be careful what you do with your right hand from now on I suppose.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: justinfire on December 28, 2008, 02:22:39 AM
I had a dream where I was in possession of one of these items that were a freak accident, created from jewels and glass that melted together.
It was cool, the item gave the ones in possession cool powers.
I think my dream came from the book Swan Song by Robert R. McCammon.

Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on December 28, 2008, 04:32:00 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTLiPbtnhvU


skip to about 1:38



you've probably already seen it.
the film in its entirety is up on youtube today.
just thought it was funny how it fit.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: lentower on December 28, 2008, 09:41:16 AM
not a weird dream,
though i be a little surprised if it happened


just woke up from a dream where
brian and i were looking at fan art

it was all great, and we each had interesting
observations to share withthe other about it
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: slyvia k on December 28, 2008, 11:29:35 AM
i dreamt i was invited to a NY's eve party and it lasted from 4 pm to 11 pm!!! lmao what kind of new year's eve party is that!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Golly Mina! on December 28, 2008, 12:22:43 PM
have you ever had a really weird dream? if so, share it with the community. (erotic ones included:P)

Do you want the short list or the extremely long weird ass list?

Whichever list you like best
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Emilly on December 28, 2008, 02:31:27 PM
I have a recurring dream where I have two dogs (I have one), then I wake up and wonder where the other dog has gone for the first half hour or so of the morning.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Mockery on December 28, 2008, 04:25:07 PM
have you ever had a really weird dream? if so, share it with the community. (erotic ones included:P)

Do you want the short list or the extremely long weird ass list?

Whichever list you like best
LOL.

One of my most recent dreams involed a baby. I work in the nursey at my church and we take care of these took little twins. One of them got separted from her parents and I found her but everyone was trying to steal her from me. It was really weird because some people turned into demons. Just randomly!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: She on December 29, 2008, 05:36:38 AM
LOL.

One of my most recent dreams involed a baby. I work in the nursey at my church and we take care of these took little twins. One of them got separted from her parents and I found her but everyone was trying to steal her from me. It was really weird because some people turned into demons. Just randomly!
DIE PYRAMID DIE!

And.  I work at a nursery at my church as well, and hunting for parents is inevitable, and everyone really does try to steal them because they're cute and they want to be the privileged one allowed to hold the little hand and hunt for negligent parents.  They're probably really demons and hide their horns under their hair.

Your story is amusingly close to real life, I <3 you now.  FEAR MY LOVE
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Mockery on December 29, 2008, 05:56:24 PM
LOL.

One of my most recent dreams involed a baby. I work in the nursey at my church and we take care of these took little twins. One of them got separted from her parents and I found her but everyone was trying to steal her from me. It was really weird because some people turned into demons. Just randomly!
DIE PYRAMID DIE!

And.  I work at a nursery at my church as well, and hunting for parents is inevitable, and everyone really does try to steal them because they're cute and they want to be the privileged one allowed to hold the little hand and hunt for negligent parents.  They're probably really demons and hide their horns under their hair.

Your story is amusingly close to real life, I <3 you now.  FEAR MY LOVE
I fear no love! Unless its from a rabid Twilight fan.

What the weirdest thing was is that no one believed me when I said I knew who the baby. One person said that she was related to the twins but she turned into a zebra striped demon with horns.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: NastyEgo on December 29, 2008, 06:03:30 PM
Once I had a dream in which I allowed somebody to cut my wrists.

And I had a funny dream yesterday. I dreamt of buying alcohol. Some cheap vodka, and instead of that I ended up with a "bundle" of two bottles of vodka and some liqueur which I badly wanted to try. Then I woke up just for a second, and when I have fallen asleep again I dreamt that shopping dream was just a dream, and I was very disappointed.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on December 31, 2008, 09:07:36 AM
I dreamt last night that Hugh Laurie (only A-Bit-Of-Fry-And-Laurie Hugh, not House Hugh) was drinking from this big pink cup and I asked what was in it and he showed me and it was like extra thick double cream and he got some on his nose. Then he like stared at me as he wiped it off with his thumb and licked his thumb and I awoke, massively aroused. Got to say, weird but not unpleasant.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: BB Gun-it on December 31, 2008, 03:01:33 PM
I dreamt last night that Hugh Laurie (only A-Bit-Of-Fry-And-Laurie Hugh, not House Hugh) was drinking from this big pink cup and I asked what was in it and he showed me and it was like extra thick double cream and he got some on his nose. Then he like stared at me as he wiped it off with his thumb and licked his thumb and I awoke, massively aroused. Got to say, weird but not unpleasant.

Nice. Very nice.

I had a very strange dream last night. Okay so (in waking life) I've got my fair share of piercings. I used to have three in my navel, but I took the lower two out. I dreamt that I was reaching into the scar on the lower right-hand side of my navel, and pulling out things that I'm guessing got in there without my knowledge when it was still an open wound. These things were strange. A dull knife-like object in a vaguely triangular shape. A triangular ruler (right-angle). Another small plastic triangle. Things with sharp points. They didn't hurt me as they were coming out, but they created significant discomfort. Also they were covered in a greyish goo. This was one of the most realistic dreams I've had in a long time.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Half Mar on December 31, 2008, 08:19:39 PM
I dreamt last night that Amanda gave a private concert at my house. My brother came over too and loved her, he was everywhere where she was. In real life he doesn't like her that much, and he really dislikes her music. But the weirdest thing was when she started singing a Dutch song ;D
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on January 01, 2009, 04:44:37 AM
it just occurred to me to post this...

have you guys ever had irritatingly vivid dreams that after you wake up you can't remember what parts were in the dream and what actually happened?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on January 01, 2009, 01:34:27 PM
it just occurred to me to post this...

have you guys ever had irritatingly vivid dreams that after you wake up you can't remember what parts were in the dream and what actually happened?


All my dreams are incredibly vivid - like literally the only way I can operate is by considering how likely the thing I dreamt about is to happen when I'm awake. With cases such as Hugh Laurie And The Pink Cup, I can safely assume that was a dream. However, I once had a dream where I dreamt I woke up, had an ordinary day at school, went to bed and dreamt that I woke up, had an ordinary day at school and went to bed. Then I woke up in the first dream, massively confused, and woke up in real life and nearly died of Blaaaah???!?!!!!-ness.

EDIT - Just read through the rest of this thread - I seem to be alone in my posting of erotic dreams, despite the clear indication that this was to be encouraged in the first post. Is it me? Am I just way oversexed? Or undersexed? o.O
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Mr. Leave Me Alone on January 01, 2009, 02:12:26 PM
I had a dream that I was holding a gun to my my head and everyone I knew was in the room shouting out reasons as to why I should/should not pull the trigger.
I think it's weird because it's one of those things I think about a lot (like when I am really frustrated or upset, I'll picture myself jumping off of a building, or, yeah, shooting myself). It was really vivid and it was just...really strange and kind of upsetting.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Half Mar on January 01, 2009, 02:14:54 PM
I had a dream that I was holding a gun to my my head and everyone I knew was in the room shouting out reasons as to why I should/should not pull the trigger.
I think it's weird because it's one of those things I think about a lot (like when I am really frustrated or upset, I'll picture myself jumping off of a building, or, yeah, shooting myself). It was really vivid and it was just...really strange and kind of upsetting.

I would know a damn lot of reason why you definitely should not!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Mr. Leave Me Alone on January 01, 2009, 02:16:40 PM
AW! *hugs*
I'm not actually going to, but thank you all the same.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: BB Gun-it on January 01, 2009, 03:02:27 PM
I dreamt last night that I told one of the transit cops that my ticket must have fallen out of my pocket, then asked if I could go buy a new one. I've been thinking about this exact scenario the past few days when I've forgotten my booklet of tickets. My dreams are sometimes incredibly mundane.

I'd post erotic dreams if I had some if them. I mean, I have had them in the past, but they're rather infrequent. The dream that's been closest to being erotic recently was of me making out with a friend of mine, while we were both aware in the dream that he's got a boyfriend and I've got a girlfriend. It was incredibky realistic, but only erotic because it made me feel dirty.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on January 01, 2009, 03:03:14 PM
I dreamt last night that I told one of the transit cops that my ticket must have fallen out of my pocket, then asked if I could go buy a new one. I've been thinking about this exact scenario the past few days when I've forgotten my booklet of tickets. My dreams are sometimes incredibly mundane.

I'd post erotic dreams if I had some if them. I mean, I have had them in the past, but they're rather infrequent. The dream that's been closest to being erotic recently was of me making out with a friend of mine, while we were both aware in the dream that he's got a boyfriend and I've got a girlfriend. It was incredibky realistic, but only erotic because it made me feel dirty.

Well, I suppose that'll have to make do... >.<
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Mockery on January 02, 2009, 09:42:30 AM
You know the dreams I hate? The ones that have a plot but then suddenly change into another plot and everything becomes all confusing. I hate those because when I wake up, I wanna know what they hell they meant!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: NastyEgo on January 05, 2009, 04:07:26 AM
I don't know if I mentioned this, but once I dreamt that I willingly let somebody slash my wrists with a scalpel.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on January 06, 2009, 06:24:50 AM
I don't know if I mentioned this, but once I dreamt that I willingly let somebody slash my wrists with a scalpel.

...in a sexual way?? C'mon, I can't be the only horny dreamer on the Box! >.< (btw, I'm only annoyed cos I had another one last night but don't want to say it in case y'all think I'm mad and oversexed.)
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: slyvia k on January 06, 2009, 07:39:13 AM
having an orgasm in dreams is....weird...but nice eh...
does it even really happen?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Mockery on January 06, 2009, 05:53:52 PM
I keep having nightmares that involes my friend's idiotic, death obessed, rapist (aka her boyfriend) constantly! Each dream, he either wants to attack me and/or kill me.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CaffeinatedCassadie on January 06, 2009, 05:55:09 PM
If you want AWESOME dreams, put Mugwort in your pillow case or in tea. RAD!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Mockery on January 06, 2009, 06:02:27 PM
If you want AWESOME dreams, put Mugwort in your pillow case or in tea. RAD!
Does it acutally work?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CaffeinatedCassadie on January 06, 2009, 06:12:53 PM
If you want AWESOME dreams, put Mugwort in your pillow case or in tea. RAD!
Does it acutally work?
For me it does! The tea I have has spearmint, chamomile, mugwort, lavender, rose, and passion flower.
I got it from www.herbstoponline.com and had them mix it for me in store last weekend. I looove it!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: BB Gun-it on January 06, 2009, 07:50:24 PM
Post it anyway, Indja. Post it anyway.

Here,

I had a dream a couple nights ago that was all about some conference to help women have orgasms on their own. (as though they needed any help)
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Mockery on January 07, 2009, 02:27:53 PM
If you want AWESOME dreams, put Mugwort in your pillow case or in tea. RAD!
Does it acutally work?
For me it does! The tea I have has spearmint, chamomile, mugwort, lavender, rose, and passion flower.
I got it from www.herbstoponline.com and had them mix it for me in store last weekend. I looove it!
I guess I could try it. These dreams are really annoying and its starting to freak me out. I feel like I might loose it if I'm not careful!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: She on January 07, 2009, 10:58:07 PM
having an orgasm in dreams is....weird...but nice eh...
does it even really happen?
They're called "wet dreams" and yes, they happen.  My favorite dreams are not ones with sex though, because sex is not what makes me feel best.  Being in absolute power makes me feel best.  So if that means all my sex dreams must be bondage dreams... then yes, I guess that also makes me a horny dreaming 'boxer.

And what does Mugwort actually do?  Or should I just look it up.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on January 08, 2009, 09:40:28 AM
Ok, fine, here you go. It's a bit fucking weird though, so be warned.

I was in my little dreamhouse (I have a house that regularly pops up in my dreams, it's the bomb - all high ceilings and full-o'-junk and pretty in the city) sat on the toilet seat and looking out the window (the bathroom is at the top of the house, which is like 3 stories high) and sort of twiddling this pen. Then the pen burst and I got ink all over my hand, so I got up to wash it off, but before I could get to the sink Guy Garvey (who had like appeared out of nowhere) took hold of my wrist and pulled my hand up to his face to look at it. I sort of tried to pull it away but he was holding on too hard. Then he like kissed the inside of my wrist and got ink on his face a little bit, then pushed his thumb into my mouth and like rubbed my teeth. Then we made out for a bit sort of slowly only he wasn't really kissing me just kind of licking my teeth - like it seemed sort of coincidental that his lips were touching mine - and then he pushed me up against the wall and shagged me ragged. Not bad, as these things go.

And I'm enjoying having sexy dreams much more now I have my own room and can "have a little me-time" whenever the mood takes me ^.^
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Mockery on January 08, 2009, 12:37:43 PM
.......Wow
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: AnnaBeck on January 08, 2009, 02:07:12 PM
i saw a dream in which i woke and started to do breakfast.
then i woke up for real and like 'what the hell? didn't i just woke?'
it felt surreal.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on January 08, 2009, 02:29:59 PM
.......Wow

I know right! >.<
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: BB Gun-it on January 08, 2009, 03:10:30 PM
That actually sounds great. I wish I had dreams like that.

Instead, I have dreams where my girlfriend breaks up with me for her gay male colleague, and we're keeping a television character who died from cancer in a closet in the house. I don't see it, I just know it's there.

Then I have dreams where it's New Years and I'm hanging out with people from high school who I never hung out with. Going to a fair to watch fireworks on a hill, watching ducks attack other ducks and squirrels attack other squirrels, then being on the hill and giving a white bunny rabbit a haircut that makes it's back end look like a cat, so a dog nearby chases it and it hops into a bush, pops it's head out and it's eyes glow red. The only way to calm it down, apparently, is to let it hump a tube of crackers.

Yep.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on January 08, 2009, 03:12:39 PM
That actually sounds great. I wish I had dreams like that.

Instead, I have dreams where my girlfriend breaks up with me for her gay male colleague, and we're keeping a television character who died from cancer in a closet in the house. I don't see it, I just know it's there.

Then I have dreams where it's New Years and I'm hanging out with people from high school who I never hung out with. Going to a fair to watch fireworks on a hill, watching ducks attack other ducks and squirrels attack other squirrels, then being on the hill and giving a white bunny rabbit a haircut that makes it's back end look like a cat, so a dog nearby chases it and it hops into a bush, pops it's head out and it's eyes glow red. The only way to calm it down, apparently, is to let it hump a tube of crackers.

Yep.

Honestly, the majority of my dreams are like that - like I have about 3 a night and only about one in 9 with be an erotic one. But yours sound fun ^.^
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: BB Gun-it on January 08, 2009, 03:14:01 PM
Except for the bawling, and the sense of  :uglystupid2: in the morning.

I wish 1 in 9 of mine were erotic. That would be nice... but maybe my needs are just being filled sufficiently. And maybe I do have that many, they're just not the ones I remember.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on January 08, 2009, 03:16:35 PM
Doesn't what you dream about depend on what you go to sleep thinking of? Because I don't have like a girl/boyfriend, so I generally get to sleep after already spending some serious time fantasising, whereas if you've got the real thing then that bit of your brain won't be working as hard as mine is when I fall asleep. Or something like that...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Mockery on January 08, 2009, 04:26:08 PM
.......Wow

I know right! >.<
I've had few sexual dreams. On involed this really hot guy who played the Rum Tum Tugger in Cats. Sadly, he's gay but apparently, he found me attractive enough to want to 'rape' me even though I was married. Ironically, I was married to another Cats actor.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on January 09, 2009, 05:50:37 AM
I've been having dreams that involve me starting a serious relationship with someone and them cheating on me... like the same scenario reoccurring with different people...  god, now that I see that typed out I'm sort of worried...
maybe I have a problem with assuming I'm inadequate or insufficient.


wow that's kind of depressing... and only slightly erotic.

Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: my beautiful idiot on January 09, 2009, 06:15:58 AM
^ That could be it, though. Sometimes dreams function as ways you subconsciously deal with those sorts of issues.

I've had many a bizaare dream (due to my whacked up sleeping patterns, no doubt) but the last slightly odd one happened a few nights ago.

It consisted of my good male friend and I dating (which never happened in real life) and how we ended up at the mall. I distinctly remember buying an iPhone, and getting quite excited over it. I was fully engrossed by the "touch screen" and proceeded to check out the various applications. I showed it to him, exclaiming, "Isn't this cool?!"


The strangest dream I ever had (to date) was the one when my friends and I were at a wedding or fashion show of some sort. All of a sudden, Alan Cumming came out onstage, sashshayed down the runway singing a sultry number and began stripping down to nothing. Not that there's anything wrong in nudity or Alan Cumming, but I couldn't figure out why - of all people - he was there. And it was the third dream I had in which he showed up. So basically at that point I was thinking he was purposely raiding my dreams, pulling all sorts of naughty shennanigans just because he knew he could get away with it.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on January 09, 2009, 06:20:50 AM
or better yet you just have crazy spy kidz fantasies...
he has a perfume you know.

I saw that movie suburbia and I related to it way too much, not the one about the punk kids in the 80s, the one based on a play: SubUrbia

that's kind of like a dream right?
I'll do some sleeping and get back to you.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: my beautiful idiot on January 09, 2009, 06:27:00 AM
Thankfully, that never happened.  ;D

Surprisingly, he hasn't shown up in a while. For a brief period of time, Lee Pace graced my dreams. I didn't mind that so much. Raul Esparza popped up a few times, most notably when I dreamt I lived on an island. Someone was throwing a party at one of the houses there, and Raul showed up wearing a crushed green velvet jacket, khaki pants, a white dress shirt, and brown shoes.


Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: BB Gun-it on January 09, 2009, 10:28:20 AM
Last night I dreamed that I had an adventure in a toy store, shaped on the outside like a train car, with someone from my past. He and I ran through it as fast as we could, and found the most secluded spots. We went to the shipping/loading bay, and saw people working, then went up (more) stairs and found a little attic0like area with a couple chairs. We almost kissed each other, but suddenly my mom's friend's son popped up and asked why I was letting his older brother take advantage of me. Except his older brother and this guy from my past are not the same person. I told him that I was an adult and I just wanted to have another adventure, because it had been so long and I do love adventures. Then I went to my grandma's place where my ex girlfriend and her little sister were staying so there was no room for me.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Devery on January 09, 2009, 11:48:23 AM
He and I ran through it as fast as we could, and found the most secluded spots.

Bless you!  It is a rare treat to not be subjected to yet another him and I.


In my dream last night, I was the new drummer for Rasputina.  It mattered not that I had never played the drums before.  Anyway, there I was on a little stage with Melora and someone else.  For some reason, the drum kit was placed up front rather than in back.  I told the crowd not to expect much from me because I had never played before.  I then embarked on a 5-minute monologue about that and other things that went extremely well, eliciting laughter from the crowd at just the right moments.  Then - the acid test.  The sticks felt foreign in my hands and I wondered how I could even keep even a rudimentary beat.  But, miraculously, I did.  I was having so much fun I didn't want it to ever stop.  Ah, but then - - the alarm!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: my beautiful idiot on January 10, 2009, 09:29:40 PM
Last night I dreamt that I was in a restaraunt, except that it was like a barbeque and people got their food outside and went inside to eat. I made myself a plate of food and placed it on a table. Then I saw some of my friends outside and I went over to talk to them. I wasn't gone too long, but when I returned to my seat, the plate was missing. I was furious and started to yell; which is typically something I stay away from, but in dreamland anything is possible. I distinctly remember saying something along the lines of, "You DO NOT move something unless I specfically tell you to!" and "I don't care if you want to fucking laugh at me, this is not funny!" as well as a slew of other obscenities. For it wasn't just the plate of food that triggered my anger, it was the fact I was sitting with people (some from 'real life') who had upsetted me in the past yet were people I never had the chutzpah to actually confront.

Oddly enough, I felt much better after the dream was over.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: BB Gun-it on January 11, 2009, 12:04:06 AM
I dreamed last night that I said "I love you" and then she said it back.

This was probably wishful thinking on the part of my subconscious.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: justinfire on January 11, 2009, 07:30:49 AM
My dream Friday:

Two male friends, my two best guy friends, and I broke into a school or hospital cafeteria

We started playing Fear Factor, trying to gross each other out by eating old food or bugs, and we were fucking IDIOTS. We were all, "OH SICK, he did it! Ew, what a sicko! EW!" Total douchebags.

Then we started dong totally normal things, just naked.
Like, "DUDE, I dare you to make a taco-NAKED!"
Or, "Pour some orange juice, NAKED!"
"Mop the floor, NAKED!"

And we were like, "OH, HE DID IT! Man, what a FREAK!"

It was... weird.



Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Andy Pants on January 11, 2009, 07:51:39 AM
I was in an intense interrogation scene from a thriller film. The room was essentially an empty floor on in a high building. I was being interrogated for smuggling drugs in these childrens toy plastic guns. They knew I was doing it but they didn't know how. For a moment the person questioning me left the room. I opened one of the toy guns up and empty all the drugs unto the table which I think are heroin but for some reason look like they are wrapped up in tampons. I figure there's a couple of hundred thousand dollars worth of drugs there and the drugs become cash. I go over to the window and throw it down to the people waiting in the street below. But as it's falling the cash turns into twine. One of the bystanders opens a ball of twine and takes out a crappy looking vodoo doll then throws it at the ground saying 'this is what this supposed madman has created'! There is a gasp and slowing the twine, which is all different colours starts to knit itself over all of the people in the street. Eventually the twine is covering everyting in the street, the people can't move and only some of them have their faces showing. One of them, a bearded man, looks at me and says that he hates me for what I have done to him. And he tells me to leave. I become a fugitive and go on the run in an epic action sequence, but am caught when I am found stuck waiting for a train.

Utterly inexplicable.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: BB Gun-it on January 11, 2009, 11:43:04 AM
I was in an intense interrogation scene from a thriller film. The room was essentially an empty floor on in a high building. I was being interrogated for smuggling drugs in these childrens toy plastic guns. They knew I was doing it but they didn't know how. For a moment the person questioning me left the room. I opened one of the toy guns up and empty all the drugs unto the table which I think are heroin but for some reason look like they are wrapped up in tampons. I figure there's a couple of hundred thousand dollars worth of drugs there and the drugs become cash. I go over to the window and throw it down to the people waiting in the street below. But as it's falling the cash turns into twine. One of the bystanders opens a ball of twine and takes out a crappy looking vodoo doll then throws it at the ground saying 'this is what this supposed madman has created'! There is a gasp and slowing the twine, which is all different colours starts to knit itself over all of the people in the street. Eventually the twine is covering everyting in the street, the people can't move and only some of them have their faces showing. One of them, a bearded man, looks at me and says that he hates me for what I have done to him. And he tells me to leave. I become a fugitive and go on the run in an epic action sequence, but am caught when I am found stuck waiting for a train.

Utterly inexplicable.

That. Is amazing. I can only dream of dreaming like that.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on January 11, 2009, 03:19:48 PM
NOT A SEX DREAM!! Hurrah!

Ok. I was with my cousin going to Rock Ness (it's a music festival, btw) and we got to these huge gates and I realised that I didn't have any stuff. I told my cousin and she was like, "What, like you left it in the car?" and I was like, "No, I didn't pack anything. At all." There wasn't really anything we could do so we just carried on into the festival which was being held in the middle of a council estate. So we had to walk through these streets to get to the centre, only there was a fence round the whole estate. On the first part of the road we were on, we were pretty much walking round the circumference and thus next to the fence. This guy we were with was like chucking shoes and dead chickens over the fence, and this little girl on the other side chucked one of the chickens back - her family and her were out collecting firewood because the people on the other side of the fence lived like cavemen. Obviously. So I was like, "Why'd she chuck it back?" and the guy goes, "Well, she's probably not bothered about how she looks - she'll of kept the shoes though, for food." Then I woke up.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Andy Pants on January 11, 2009, 07:49:06 PM
I was in an intense interrogation scene from a thriller film. The room was essentially an empty floor on in a high building. I was being interrogated for smuggling drugs in these childrens toy plastic guns. They knew I was doing it but they didn't know how. For a moment the person questioning me left the room. I opened one of the toy guns up and empty all the drugs unto the table which I think are heroin but for some reason look like they are wrapped up in tampons. I figure there's a couple of hundred thousand dollars worth of drugs there and the drugs become cash. I go over to the window and throw it down to the people waiting in the street below. But as it's falling the cash turns into twine. One of the bystanders opens a ball of twine and takes out a crappy looking vodoo doll then throws it at the ground saying 'this is what this supposed madman has created'! There is a gasp and slowing the twine, which is all different colours starts to knit itself over all of the people in the street. Eventually the twine is covering everyting in the street, the people can't move and only some of them have their faces showing. One of them, a bearded man, looks at me and says that he hates me for what I have done to him. And he tells me to leave. I become a fugitive and go on the run in an epic action sequence, but am caught when I am found stuck waiting for a train.

Utterly inexplicable.

That. Is amazing. I can only dream of dreaming like that.

It's actually quite terrible. People are constantly critcising me in my dreams.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: BB Gun-it on January 11, 2009, 08:17:43 PM
I was in an intense interrogation scene from a thriller film. The room was essentially an empty floor on in a high building. I was being interrogated for smuggling drugs in these childrens toy plastic guns. They knew I was doing it but they didn't know how. For a moment the person questioning me left the room. I opened one of the toy guns up and empty all the drugs unto the table which I think are heroin but for some reason look like they are wrapped up in tampons. I figure there's a couple of hundred thousand dollars worth of drugs there and the drugs become cash. I go over to the window and throw it down to the people waiting in the street below. But as it's falling the cash turns into twine. One of the bystanders opens a ball of twine and takes out a crappy looking vodoo doll then throws it at the ground saying 'this is what this supposed madman has created'! There is a gasp and slowing the twine, which is all different colours starts to knit itself over all of the people in the street. Eventually the twine is covering everyting in the street, the people can't move and only some of them have their faces showing. One of them, a bearded man, looks at me and says that he hates me for what I have done to him. And he tells me to leave. I become a fugitive and go on the run in an epic action sequence, but am caught when I am found stuck waiting for a train.

Utterly inexplicable.

That. Is amazing. I can only dream of dreaming like that.

It's actually quite terrible. People are constantly critcising me in my dreams.

I apologize. To clarify, I'd rather dream something abstract and terrible and completely unrealistic than continue to live out my mundane, mediocre, realistic day-to-day life in the night.

I'm sure you don't deserve the criticism, but I guess that won't make it go away.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Andy Pants on January 12, 2009, 02:08:29 AM
I was in an intense interrogation scene from a thriller film. The room was essentially an empty floor on in a high building. I was being interrogated for smuggling drugs in these childrens toy plastic guns. They knew I was doing it but they didn't know how. For a moment the person questioning me left the room. I opened one of the toy guns up and empty all the drugs unto the table which I think are heroin but for some reason look like they are wrapped up in tampons. I figure there's a couple of hundred thousand dollars worth of drugs there and the drugs become cash. I go over to the window and throw it down to the people waiting in the street below. But as it's falling the cash turns into twine. One of the bystanders opens a ball of twine and takes out a crappy looking vodoo doll then throws it at the ground saying 'this is what this supposed madman has created'! There is a gasp and slowing the twine, which is all different colours starts to knit itself over all of the people in the street. Eventually the twine is covering everyting in the street, the people can't move and only some of them have their faces showing. One of them, a bearded man, looks at me and says that he hates me for what I have done to him. And he tells me to leave. I become a fugitive and go on the run in an epic action sequence, but am caught when I am found stuck waiting for a train.

Utterly inexplicable.

That. Is amazing. I can only dream of dreaming like that.

It's actually quite terrible. People are constantly critcising me in my dreams.

I apologize. To clarify, I'd rather dream something abstract and terrible and completely unrealistic than continue to live out my mundane, mediocre, realistic day-to-day life in the night.

I'm sure you don't deserve the criticism, but I guess that won't make it go away.

Yeah, dream people are mean.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on January 16, 2009, 03:54:27 AM
shitt!!

last night I had to get to bed early to wake up for a morning class, so I dreamed that I woke up at the crack of dawn struggled to get out of bed and went to class.... then I woke up and had to go through the same thing again!!!
AND I missed the bus, and therefore missed class...

I need to just shut off and stop dreaming.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: BB Gun-it on January 16, 2009, 09:59:52 PM
Last night I dreamt that Amanda Fucking Palmer, her very self, came and met me at this beach house/central station type place. It was a bus/train station of sorts. We spoke, and somehow I captured her interest. I don't remember all of the details, but we wound up dating (and bangin'). She drove me around on her motorcyle-type thing that had "two and a half seats." I remember because we were picking up someone else at the station to transport them somewhere, and they had a lot of bags, and she exclaimed that there was no way it could work. Because she wouldn't leave me behind.

Oh man, then I woke up.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Haushinka on January 16, 2009, 10:06:30 PM
I just napped on my sofa and had an extremely sexual dream, and woke up to find my flatmate and his friend on the other sofa playing xbox.

I know for a fact that I talk and make noises in my sleep, but this was a quick maybe 20 minute nap.

So now I'm paranoid that I said something or made a hawt noise and that they're keeping it to themselves and that they filmed it on their phones and it'll be spread around.

But I can't ask outright if I did or didn't because if I didn't he's gonna know what kinda dream I was having anyways! ugh!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: mitrepeak on January 16, 2009, 10:22:14 PM
Hot.

Just bring it up casually...

"hay did u c me humping tha couch????????"
"No?"
"rite nvm"
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: yosmark on January 16, 2009, 10:27:42 PM
Or find a tanget dream in which you would make such noises & talk about that to your flatmate... or you could take another nap and make noises to see the reaction when you suddenly wake up & say something like FUCK! ... or maybe not.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on January 17, 2009, 04:04:40 AM
jee, that would be pretty embracing, but I guess you either ignore it or embrace it right?
or maybe your sexy sounds just sounded like "meh I'm sleeping" sounds through your yawns.



oooogh...
I had this dream...
I think it was at a sort of salon style party, there were all these wonderfully theatrical people prancing about and yelping aloud, needles to say it was a ruckus. then out of the party noises there was a mild melodic voice from the corner. it was a girl with black leggings and curly shoulder length brown hair. she wore a silk shawl that wrapped her body sleek but also a bit like drape coverings for the chair she sat in. she was playing a resonator guitar... as more and more people realized there was song, the noise of the people on her side of the room calmed and made way for her song, she was playing in the aeroplane over the sea. I crossed the room and sat on the floor beside her and rested my head on her lap.
I don't know why this dream was so significant or why I can remember it so vividly, but I enjoy that it was kind of like a roll reversal. A guy being wooed by a girl. I can dig.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: hig on January 17, 2009, 01:44:33 PM
I had the weirdest dream last night. 
Brian Vig was hanging around me and I was constantly trying to hug and snuggle him and have someone take pics of us.  I wanted to touch him so bad.   And at some point we were in a car and he dropped me off at a gas station and was trying to run me over and then drove off. 
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: BB Gun-it on January 17, 2009, 02:10:27 PM
I dreamt that I -tried- to get into my girlfriend's pants, but she didn't let me. Then I went to some sort of fun house type thing with a bunch of Vancouver friends, and was given 3 cigarettes as a gift by my cousin, then later was around a bunch of people smoking weed at a friend's place, then I was in my one friend's bedroom and he hugged me from behind and his erection was pressing up against me.

Yep. Sexual enough, Indja?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on January 18, 2009, 03:26:04 AM
I dreamt that I -tried- to get into my girlfriend's pants, but she didn't let me. Then I went to some sort of fun house type thing with a bunch of Vancouver friends, and was given 3 cigarettes as a gift by my cousin, then later was around a bunch of people smoking weed at a friend's place, then I was in my one friend's bedroom and he hugged me from behind and his erection was pressing up against me.

Yep. Sexual enough, Indja?

is that a dream or just last weekend?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: BB Gun-it on January 18, 2009, 12:58:48 PM

is that a dream or just last weekend?

Definitely a dream. Mine are oh so mundane.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on January 18, 2009, 03:59:09 PM
I dreamt that I -tried- to get into my girlfriend's pants, but she didn't let me. Then I went to some sort of fun house type thing with a bunch of Vancouver friends, and was given 3 cigarettes as a gift by my cousin, then later was around a bunch of people smoking weed at a friend's place, then I was in my one friend's bedroom and he hugged me from behind and his erection was pressing up against me.

Yep. Sexual enough, Indja?

Getting there, getting there. Unfortunately, mine last night totally casts a cloud over it ^.^

So. I'm in my dream house (I like it the-e-ere xD) and I'm lying on my bed which is this little single bed pushed right up against the window which has a really deep bottom so I put all my stuff on there like books and a lamp and a stereo with some headphones and whatever. And I'm just lying there, looking out the window at these people doing their thang and whatever, and then I feel this hand in my hair. It's really cold - or my head's really hot, I don't know - and it's kinda soothing so I shut my eyes and then I feel someone sit down on the bed next to me. I start to open my eyes, but whoever it is puts their fingers on my eyelids and keeps them shut, really gently though, and then brings the finger down to my lips. Then there's this pause as I lie there wondering what whoeveritis is doing, and then they kiss me and I realise it's a girl, but I don't know who. She like lies down on top of me, and my eyes flicker open for a second but all I see is this like haze of red hair all caught in the sun and tinged gold and then her tongue is going deeper and deeper into my throat and she's getting heavier and heavier until I realise she's just sort of merging into me and I can feel her all over, hands and legs and neck and everywhere, and then she like breathes or something and I open my eyes and I'm on my own, just lying on my bed again, but totally breathless.

Then there was this really weird bit where I went downstairs and my dog was sat in the sink, but I don't think that was really part of the other dream ^.^
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: BB Gun-it on January 18, 2009, 04:27:47 PM
/Jealous. Jealous Jealous Jealous.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on January 18, 2009, 10:56:14 PM

Then there was this really weird bit where I went downstairs and my dog was sat in the sink

sexiest dream ever?
I think it's safe to say..
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: The King of Carrot Flowers on January 18, 2009, 11:18:55 PM
I had a dream my friend Jeremy died... :(
Obviously, I was real sad when I woke up 'cos I thought "Oh my God! He's dead!"

You know that feeling you get when something bad happens? When you go to sleep after it happens, you think about nothing but the bad thing, but then, when you wake up, for a couple seconds (or minutes), you don't remember, and you just go about your morning routine normally, until you realize, "Oh, wait, that happened"...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on January 18, 2009, 11:46:20 PM
wait so he did die?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: The King of Carrot Flowers on January 19, 2009, 12:13:32 AM
wait so he did die?
No, no, he's quite alive.
Thinking about the dream just made me think about that feeling I get anytime something bad happens in real life. It happened when I remembered all of my drama with Ben and every time someone died.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on January 19, 2009, 03:44:30 AM
mmmm... I assume 'Ben' is some significant person in your life?
remember I don't follow you home at night and document your every move (anymore)

but I think I know what you mean with the dream, I've found that to be quite common, I myself very often have dreams about the apocalypse. often said apocalypse involves zombies and while this may have come from a silly obsession with zombie films, in the context of my dreams it's very real and unfunny.
and when you wake up it's sort of like you know it didn't happen but you feel as though it did or will.

I seem emotionally unaffected when people die. but nobody deathly close to me has passed.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: The King of Carrot Flowers on January 19, 2009, 11:23:04 AM
mmmm... I assume 'Ben' is some significant person in your life?
remember I don't follow you home at night and document your every move (anymore)

but I think I know what you mean with the dream, I've found that to be quite common, I myself very often have dreams about the apocalypse. often said apocalypse involves zombies and while this may have come from a silly obsession with zombie films, in the context of my dreams it's very real and unfunny.
and when you wake up it's sort of like you know it didn't happen but you feel as though it did or will.

I seem emotionally unaffected when people die. but nobody deathly close to me has passed.
What I'm referring to is just how, whenever something bad happens, (i. e. Ben and I deciding there can be nothing between us) you think about it all night, then go to sleep, and then wake up and don't remember for a couple of minutes. And then, out of nowhere, you remember, "Oh, that happened..."
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on January 19, 2009, 12:11:33 PM
mmmm... I assume 'Ben' is some significant person in your life?
remember I don't follow you home at night and document your every move (anymore)

but I think I know what you mean with the dream, I've found that to be quite common, I myself very often have dreams about the apocalypse. often said apocalypse involves zombies and while this may have come from a silly obsession with zombie films, in the context of my dreams it's very real and unfunny.
and when you wake up it's sort of like you know it didn't happen but you feel as though it did or will.

I seem emotionally unaffected when people die. but nobody deathly close to me has passed.
What I'm referring to is just how, whenever something bad happens, (i. e. Ben and I deciding there can be nothing between us) you think about it all night, then go to sleep, and then wake up and don't remember for a couple of minutes. And then, out of nowhere, you remember, "Oh, that happened..."


but you said it didn't happen...
so wouldn't it be more like I was saying that you felt like it happened but you know it didn't?


Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: The King of Carrot Flowers on January 19, 2009, 12:46:33 PM
mmmm... I assume 'Ben' is some significant person in your life?
remember I don't follow you home at night and document your every move (anymore)

but I think I know what you mean with the dream, I've found that to be quite common, I myself very often have dreams about the apocalypse. often said apocalypse involves zombies and while this may have come from a silly obsession with zombie films, in the context of my dreams it's very real and unfunny.
and when you wake up it's sort of like you know it didn't happen but you feel as though it did or will.

I seem emotionally unaffected when people die. but nobody deathly close to me has passed.
What I'm referring to is just how, whenever something bad happens, (i. e. Ben and I deciding there can be nothing between us) you think about it all night, then go to sleep, and then wake up and don't remember for a couple of minutes. And then, out of nowhere, you remember, "Oh, that happened..."


but you said it didn't happen...
so wouldn't it be more like I was saying that you felt like it happened but you know it didn't?



I didn't get that feeling when I dreamed my friend died; thinking about that dream just made me think about that feeling.
Let's just end it here. This is getting really confusing.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on January 21, 2009, 02:22:39 PM
I dream about my rape, or my friend Kennedy, most nights.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: AnnaBeck on January 21, 2009, 03:01:43 PM
i saw a dream that somebody broke in to my apartment and cleaned it. it was.. disturbing.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on January 21, 2009, 05:45:34 PM
Was your place clean when you woke up?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: AnnaBeck on January 21, 2009, 05:56:03 PM
no ;D though i cleaned it today xD
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on January 21, 2009, 05:56:26 PM
And thus real life mimics art...or something...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: ratsforcandy on January 21, 2009, 11:44:22 PM
I had a weird dream last night. It's a little blotchy cause I woke up and went back to sleep, and that always messes up my remembrance of them. But I remember I was in this little room with chairs in the corner, kind of waiting room style. Barack Obama walked in and the few people sitting around me got up and they all apparently had some kind of business to attend to with him, and they left. He looked at me, and I just kept looking at the door which was right across from me, and I guess he felt like I was ignoring him, shrugged his shoulders and walked away. Odd, probably thanks to inauguration day he was there, haha. I don't know if this was continued, but I was on a big street from my old neighborhood, and there was a dog's leg in the road, and I was like "What the fuck?" and then saw the dog's torso with it's head still attached. It looked like a stuffed animal though, the way it was propped up in the street, and then a car came and hit it, dragging it down the street. So I chased the car, and then somehow had a trash bag, and put the dog in it. I got some people, and we were in this huge field of dirt trying to find the hole it came from, to put it back in. I don't know it was really weird. Then another short thing I remember is being on the beach, and there being no waves, and me disappointed. Then I turned my back to the ocean, and like, wished that there would be waves, and there was this huge one, and it came over my head, but I didn't get wet. It was like I was trapped in a bubble of air inside. Weird dreams, haha.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Strange_Jane on January 22, 2009, 12:43:55 AM
while reading one of the twilight books, I was also having real bad allergies due to the bipolar weather in texas, anyway when i fell asleep...I drempt that I was a vampire with allergies and i was PISSED because I was immortal and this shit wasn't supposed to happen anymore...my friends all thought it was funny and it kinda was...but I know i'd get the short end of the stick some how if i were immortal
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on January 22, 2009, 10:37:12 AM
In World of Darkness, there's this clan that have to feed off people who are ill...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: BB Gun-it on January 22, 2009, 01:46:05 PM
I had a bunch of weird dreams last night, but I can't remember most of them. I know that in one I got drunk, then when I woke up I had a headache and thought maybe I was hungover, until I realized that it was just a dream.

I also dreamt that she said that she loved me and I said it back. As opposed to the last time I dreamt this, when I said it first. Blah.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on January 22, 2009, 02:12:01 PM
Who?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: BB Gun-it on January 22, 2009, 03:31:07 PM
Who?

The gee-eff.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on January 22, 2009, 03:48:19 PM
Ah, I see...I think...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: .:The.Sophie:. on January 22, 2009, 04:55:43 PM
I had a weird dream that my once lovely tutor was being a total bitch to me an was just screwing at me for everything.
Them my other tutor, James had a Hitler moustache and he was being an asshole too me as well.   :'(
I don't like dreams like that.
I wanna go back to the nice one where Amanda was playing piano on my piano socks.  :)
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on January 22, 2009, 06:30:31 PM
If you have checker-board socks you can play chess on them in public places. You need Velcro on the underside of the pieces though.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: caddy on January 22, 2009, 06:50:31 PM
Last night I dreamed about eating at Wendys and a Pamela Anderson lookalike saving the world from destruction and explosion, and dividing by zeroism.  Never drink NyQuil, and fall asleep for a SECOND time around, like, 4am.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on January 22, 2009, 06:52:04 PM
NyQuil, eh? Hmm....
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: caddy on January 22, 2009, 09:08:52 PM
NyQuil, indeed.  I've had some interesting dreams on that stuff.  But only the second time around, after I wake up.  My body by then is weak, restless, and sleepy all at the same time.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: slyvia k on January 23, 2009, 08:08:01 AM
i had the weirdest dream last night... i cannot even remember it all, first i was with my family driving in the country side, then we met my aunt and uncle on the road... and then we were at a restaurant with some friends, they looked like celebrities and were weird, and i left, and then it looked like being in a dystopian novel, it was all very dark/grey, apparently we were controlled by a bunch of nuns, they asked me if i had my computer and i didn't, so my friend and i start running, and the nun sends a whole army of nuns to look for us in that train station, and there's also a guy i love and we're all wearing uniforms and want to take a train and go abroad, and the last scene i remember before waking up is me and dozens of boys and girls in school uniform jumping on the escalator to get to the track trains but the escalator was all open (there were no stairs)....

Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: justinfire on January 23, 2009, 12:25:42 PM
I had a dream I went to a swim meet and the pool kept icing over and trapping kids underneath. After the fourth time breaking it open, they decided to cancel, so me and my friend decided to play hockey on the surface.  Then in the showers, my friend told me he and his girlfriend tried to have sex again, but it didn't work. And I was like, "man, that sucks, but maybe we could talk about this when we have some clothes on..." Then he asked me to "inspect" him to make sure nothing was wrong. Then I woke up very weirded out. And there is a local swim meet this weekend.  :D
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: The King of Carrot Flowers on January 23, 2009, 12:37:55 PM
I had a dream I went to a swim meet and the pool kept icing over and trapping kids underneath. After the fourth time breaking it open, they decided to cancel, so me and my friend decided to play hockey on the surface.  Then in the showers, my friend told me he and his girlfriend tried to have sex again, but it didn't work. And I was like, "man, that sucks, but maybe we could talk about this when we have some clothes on..." Then he asked me to "inspect" him to make sure nothing was wrong. Then I woke up very weirded out. And there is a local swim meet this weekend.  :D
Make sure you don't drop the soap!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: yosmark on January 23, 2009, 12:56:52 PM
So much coding is making me go crazy, even if I like to code I am getting this weird dreams about me coding & being alone... very very alone. :-\

Bah.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Haushinka on January 23, 2009, 02:29:00 PM
So much coding is making me go crazy, even if I like to code I am getting this weird dreams about me coding & being alone... very very alone. :-\

Bah.

I used to play ff7 and 8 so much that the interface was my dream. And more recently it happened with Pokemon diamond and kingdom hearts.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on January 23, 2009, 03:30:17 PM
So much coding is making me go crazy, even if I like to code I am getting this weird dreams about me coding & being alone... very very alone. :-\

Bah.

I used to play ff7 and 8 so much that the interface was my dream. And more recently it happened with Pokemon diamond and kingdom hearts.

hah, I too used to be very into video games. there's nothing more defeating than waking up from a dream about playing video games. yahw
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on January 23, 2009, 03:31:01 PM
I play Snake II so much that it confuses me when my dog walks round a square room and doesn't turn at right angels. And that's when I'm fully fucking conscious xD


Yet another SEX DREAM for y'all. (I should start like numbering them or something!)


I'm sat on the roof of my dream house, and it's just before sunrise. I'm really fucking cold cos I've only got a big man's shirt and some underpants on, but I don't want to move because I want to see the sun come up over the pretty pretty cityscape. So, instead, I start catching birds as they fly past and like taking one or two feathers from each one and eventually get enough to build this multicoloured superduper feather blanket. I wrap it round me and it's really soft and warm, and as the sun comes up, I realise there's someone climbing up the drainpipe to get on the roof. I'm about to tell them there's an easier way (just climb out my bedroom windown onto the little ledge and pull yourself up) but I see that it's Guy Garvey (I'm obsessed with him at the mo in the conscious world, makes sense that he'd keep cropping up in my subconscious, right?), so I go to help him up. Then I realise the blanket has sort of moulded to me and given me wings, and the second I touch the lovely Mr Garvey, we take off and end up on the top of this mountain all wrapped up in feathers and the sun's so, so bright up there, like reflecting off the snow. The wings turn back into a blanket again, and we're just like lying there all snuggled up and lying in the snow, and then Guy goes, "Your hair's all wet" and like brushes the snow off it, and then we have sex.

Ace, no?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: yosmark on January 23, 2009, 04:32:18 PM
So much coding is making me go crazy, even if I like to code I am getting this weird dreams about me coding & being alone... very very alone. :-\

Bah.

I used to play ff7 and 8 so much that the interface was my dream. And more recently it happened with Pokemon diamond and kingdom hearts.

Fuck you, are you into pokemon???????


I am a pokemon master Nobody can beat my Mewto lvl 100.  ^-^

I <3 ya!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Haushinka on January 23, 2009, 04:37:34 PM
So much coding is making me go crazy, even if I like to code I am getting this weird dreams about me coding & being alone... very very alone. :-\

Bah.

I used to play ff7 and 8 so much that the interface was my dream. And more recently it happened with Pokemon diamond and kingdom hearts.

Fuck you, are you into pokemon???????


I am a pokemon master Nobody can beat my Mewto lvl 100.  ^-^

I <3 ya!

Celebi lv 100. Mew lv 100.

Cat and team cute!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: mitrepeak on January 23, 2009, 05:00:59 PM
I get kicked out, it's some weird money issue, and also have some weird deathly conflict with someone.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: The King of Carrot Flowers on January 23, 2009, 05:02:05 PM
So much coding is making me go crazy, even if I like to code I am getting this weird dreams about me coding & being alone... very very alone. :-\

Bah.

I used to play ff7 and 8 so much that the interface was my dream. And more recently it happened with Pokemon diamond and kingdom hearts.

Fuck you, are you into pokemon???????


I am a pokemon master Nobody can beat my Mewto lvl 100.  ^-^

I <3 ya!

Celebi lv 100. Mew lv 100.

Cat and team cute!
Mew and Celebi kick ass!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on January 23, 2009, 05:18:09 PM
So much coding is making me go crazy, even if I like to code I am getting this weird dreams about me coding & being alone... very very alone. :-\

Bah.

I used to play ff7 and 8 so much that the interface was my dream. And more recently it happened with Pokemon diamond and kingdom hearts.

Fuck you, are you into pokemon???????


I am a pokemon master Nobody can beat my Mewto lvl 100.  ^-^

I <3 ya!

Celebi lv 100. Mew lv 100.

Cat and team cute!
Mew and Celebi kick ass!

whatev I'll kust lvl. 100 ditto that shit
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on January 23, 2009, 07:05:22 PM
Jesus Christ...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on January 24, 2009, 03:48:33 AM
jesus christ has too many implications; shock, distress, frustration, awe...
Am I getting anywhere with this?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on January 24, 2009, 03:54:39 AM
Yeah, it's a pretty talented word isn't it?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on January 24, 2009, 04:09:50 AM
actually, 'fuck' is the most multi-fastened word I've ever known.

B U T   Y O U   D I G R E S S . . .
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on January 24, 2009, 04:10:56 AM
Me? We're in this together, amigo.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on January 24, 2009, 04:20:50 AM
whatever, you kids with your card games and your motorcycles and your theshadowbox.net and your beasty porn and your Iphones and your hip hop music and your hybrid cars and your electronic garage doors and your satellite television and your youtube.com and your white rimmed sunglasses and your elastic bands and your rubber polymers and your automatic can openers and your emoticons and your spf 53 and your motion picture projectors and your quantum physics and your....
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on January 24, 2009, 04:22:45 AM
Yes indeed. Oh how I long for the comforts of feudal Japan...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on January 24, 2009, 04:25:55 AM
you say that now, but just wait until you get bound feet, not so comfortable. :icon_queen:
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on January 24, 2009, 04:28:26 AM
That was China, thank the lord. Just thinking about that stuff makes me ill.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Goodbye-Umbrella on January 24, 2009, 04:51:30 AM
So much coding is making me go crazy, even if I like to code I am getting this weird dreams about me coding & being alone... very very alone. :-\

Bah.

I used to play ff7 and 8 so much that the interface was my dream. And more recently it happened with Pokemon diamond and kingdom hearts.

Fuck you, are you into pokemon???????


I am a pokemon master Nobody can beat my Mewto lvl 100.  ^-^

I <3 ya!

Celebi lv 100. Mew lv 100.

Cat and team cute!
Mew and Celebi kick ass!

whatev I'll kust lvl. 100 ditto that shit

yeah well i have a pretty unstoppable mr mime, and my clefable and gloom are an unstoppable team!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on January 24, 2009, 07:58:58 AM
QUIT DERAILING THE THREAD!!! I like this thread!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: yosmark on January 24, 2009, 07:44:39 PM
QUIT DERAILING THE THREAD!!! I like this thread!

Sure, so I was having this dream in which I suddenly began playing pokemon & had a fight against Jinx & suddenly I woke up & went to play pokemon on my Game Boy Color ... fuck I am amazing, can we have international pokemon fights? angel
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: justinfire on January 24, 2009, 07:52:31 PM
QUIT DERAILING THE THREAD!!! I like this thread!

Yeah, didn't the Masturbation Thread go all Poke'mon once?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on January 24, 2009, 10:32:32 PM
QUIT DERAILING THE THREAD!!! I like this thread!

Yeah, didn't the Masturbation Thread go all Poke'mon once?

That is just too kinky. Even for most of us ;)
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on January 25, 2009, 12:08:02 AM
What about Misty? She was so pretty!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: The King of Carrot Flowers on January 25, 2009, 12:37:14 AM
What about Misty? She was so pretty!
Misty made me cringe.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on January 25, 2009, 12:38:06 AM
And the rest of that well-scripted show didn't?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: The King of Carrot Flowers on January 25, 2009, 12:41:19 AM
And the rest of that well-scripted show didn't?
Good point.

Haha, Ash was so short! Seriously, how old was that kid supposed to be? I'm under the impression he was supposed to be, like, 14, maybe?

To appease any fellow grammar Nazis, I acknowledge the fact that my use of a question mark in that last scripture was improper, but I don't really give too much of a crap right now.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on January 25, 2009, 12:46:14 AM
I thought he was 11. The main problem with that show was it didn't have enough of the best pokemon of them all: Magicarp!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: The King of Carrot Flowers on January 25, 2009, 01:29:02 AM
I thought he was 11. The main problem with that show was it didn't have enough of the best pokemon of them all: Magicarp!
It's spelled with a 'k', FYI. I wish they showed Lickitung more... He was cool.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on January 25, 2009, 03:17:47 AM
dude, for somereason you guys just reminded me of my N64...
 :'(
they had the best games on that console... why did I ever sell it? the greatest zelda games, best pokemon game EVAR!!!

I remember how excited I used to get over little things like that. like the fact that I could play pokemon and then see a 3d representation of it.(which for me might as well have been real life) awh... I miss those things... and then there was starfox. me and my friend from down the street used to play those games until the break of dawn. now I just beat drums and write songs and he has gashes across his arms that he refuses to talk about. he wrote a friend of mine a letter in blood...

why did we have to leave the our childhood?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: BB Gun-it on January 25, 2009, 09:22:03 AM
I had a half-asleep half-awake dream in which I thought I was responsible for marinating tofu, like it was the Biggest Deal. Like I would be hurting everybody in the world if I didn't marinate this tofu. Then I realized I was not totally awake, and instead of feeling dire about my tofu situation, I just wanted to eat a bunch of it. But I didn't, because tofu isn't really a morning food.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on January 25, 2009, 10:40:49 AM
I had a half-asleep half-awake dream in which I thought I was responsible for marinating tofu, like it was the Biggest Deal. Like I would be hurting everybody in the world if I didn't marinate this tofu. Then I realized I was not totally awake, and instead of feeling dire about my tofu situation, I just wanted to eat a bunch of it. But I didn't, because tofu isn't really a morning food.

Thank you.

I was about to go all Thread Nazi on the nerds above you's arses *sucks at grammer*

Your dream sounds fucking weird - I love those ones you have when you're only like half awake and you end up sort of wondering whether it really was real or not ^.^

Had one last night where I was reading this newspaper article that was just about the funniest thing I've ever read - seriously, I woke up literally laughing out loud. It was ace.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on January 25, 2009, 02:12:53 PM
Had one last night where I was sitting in the snow. It kept falling and falling, and it covered me all the way up to my neck. Eventually it buried me totally. But I didn't want to leave.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on January 25, 2009, 02:32:17 PM
I had a half-asleep half-awake dream in which I thought I was responsible for marinating tofu, like it was the Biggest Deal. Like I would be hurting everybody in the world if I didn't marinate this tofu. Then I realized I was not totally awake, and instead of feeling dire about my tofu situation, I just wanted to eat a bunch of it. But I didn't, because tofu isn't really a morning food.

Thank you.

I was about to go all Thread Nazi on the nerds above you's arses *sucks at grammer*

Your dream sounds fucking weird - I love those ones you have when you're only like half awake and you end up sort of wondering whether it really was real or not ^.^

Had one last night where I was reading this newspaper article that was just about the funniest thing I've ever read - seriously, I woke up literally laughing out loud. It was ace.

whatever, if you start denying yourself of pokemon now, what's to stop you from denying yourself candy or anonymous sex?

anywhhhhay. last night I had another zombie apocalypse dream. for some reason Katie Couric was interviewing a doctor as he did an operation on one of the zombies and they needed me to leave because they wanted a "sterile environment" what's worse is that we were in my house...
shit.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on January 25, 2009, 02:58:21 PM
Katie Couric?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CeeGBee on January 25, 2009, 03:27:23 PM
Katie Couric?
American TV news person.  I believe there's a picture in the dictionary under "Perky"...  :toothy9:

Too bad she wants to be taken seriously...  perky kinda kills that.   
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on January 25, 2009, 03:28:24 PM
Grief, the grin on her...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: dangerpants on January 25, 2009, 03:32:41 PM
I thought he was 11. The main problem with that show was it didn't have enough of the best pokemon of them all: Magicarp!

Magikarp is the best in the game... 'cos it takes a very patient trainer to get him leveled up high enough to evolve into Gyrados!

But I disagree, the best pokemon of them all is cubone. I has proof.

(http://fc31.deviantart.com/fs37/i/2008/245/f/d/I_Wuvs_Dem_Pokemanz_WIP_by_IndinaMarie.jpg)
Das me and my pokemans. <3
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on January 25, 2009, 03:34:48 PM
But Magikarp had the best 'tache.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on January 25, 2009, 04:54:31 PM
MAH! >.<
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on January 25, 2009, 06:49:20 PM
MAH! >.<

LOL >:D
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Haushinka on January 25, 2009, 06:53:07 PM
I made this- it's my friend Kurt.

<a href="http://tinypic.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i39.tinypic.com/6z3sw3.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">[/url]


Magikurt!!

So he made me this in return-

<a href="http://tinypic.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i39.tinypic.com/2ep7o7k.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">[/url]

Mut say though, that my fave poke related thing on the netz is this-

<a href="http://tinypic.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i44.tinypic.com/15wi62v.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">[/url]
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on January 25, 2009, 07:02:29 PM
I made this- it's my friend Kurt.

<a href="http://tinypic.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i44.tinypic.com/15wi62v.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">[/url]

that is the first mudkip I've seen with legs and breasts... and hair... and ears....
that listens to him...

I wonder why that pic was made...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CeeGBee on January 25, 2009, 07:27:54 PM
Mut say though, that my fave poke related thing on the netz is this-

<a href="http://tinypic.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i44.tinypic.com/15wi62v.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">[/url]
Vat yung wumminz got no kwoves on.   :o
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on January 25, 2009, 07:31:06 PM
more importantly she has no hands..
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CeeGBee on January 25, 2009, 07:32:50 PM
more importantly she has no hands..
Eh, they're probably there somewhere...  What's she need hands fer anyway?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: The King of Carrot Flowers on January 25, 2009, 07:35:29 PM
more importantly she has no hands..
Eh, they're probably there somewhere...  What's she need hands fer anyway?
Come to think of it, Cee, I think she might be wearing a skin tight bodysuit--otherwise, what's the tail attached too?

???
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on January 25, 2009, 10:33:58 PM
Tail? oh no it has been deleted!!!
no more sexy pokemon
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: The King of Carrot Flowers on January 25, 2009, 10:35:32 PM
Tail? oh no it has been deleted!!!
no more sexy pokemon
???
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on January 26, 2009, 11:33:45 AM
wtf?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on January 26, 2009, 12:10:27 PM
I HAD A WEIRD DREAM LAST NIGHT

but I'm not telling y'all cos you're stoopid and nerrrdy.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on January 26, 2009, 12:40:05 PM
Ooh! Ooh! I'm not, tell me!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on January 26, 2009, 12:40:38 PM
Well... you are a bit... xD
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on January 26, 2009, 12:41:36 PM
I just like D&D...it's nothing serious...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: BB Gun-it on January 26, 2009, 12:50:31 PM
Tell me, Indja!

I dreamt last night that I was running away from things with elephant trunks. My dog, this round thing that had the same print as one of my hoodies, my dad for some reason. So that was really weird. Then all of a sudden they didn't have elephant trunks anymore, and all was good so I ate this weird noodle soup with huge tofu chunks out of a cardboard box.

I had another dream which was really dark and interesting and had a lot of running from place to place with one of my good friends from high school. There was an old, abandoned movie theatre, and a book shop. It was really neat, except at one point I got lost because the blocks in the city had moved around. I think also in this dream I ate at some fancy restaurant (sort of like Milestones if -anybody- here knows what that is) with a friend who I haven't seen in 3 years or so. I'm pretty sure I had steak. For some reason I'm not a vegetarian in my dreams.

They both were dark and ominous and a whole lot of interesting.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: slyvia k on January 26, 2009, 01:08:39 PM
weird as fuck dream 2 nights ago or something.
first, my granny was dead. and i was so sad and i couldn't believe it, it felt so real!
then i was in a room with people i knew off of messageboards and we were discussing the death of a member of the shadowbox :uglystupid2:
and theeeeeeeen i was in a weird town with my crush and some other girls and it was a weird suburb and there were a bunch of camels in cages. uhm.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on January 26, 2009, 01:09:56 PM
Right, well, basically...

I was walking to school and Voldemort jumped out of a bush at me, and I was like, "Yeah, sit down, Voldy, you ain't even the Shit" and he was like, "Dude, I am totally the Shit! Lookit!" and started like waving his arms around in a totally not-magic way and I was like, "Yo, let's not".

Then that bizarre part of the dream (fuck knows why I was talking like that - seriously, the whole dream took on a kind of "yo, but, sit down, cos, lyke, noooooo" vibe...) sort of moved on and me and him were on this sort of quest thing to find... something (it got a bit hazy round there). We ended up in this underground cathedral with this tiny little bishop - like his hat was bigger than he was - yelling, "Five Hail Marys! Attone! ATTONE!" at me and I kind of ignored him and wandered over to where this choir was singing and realised that they were all the same kid, but not in a really scary way. Just like they were all twins - not clones or anything. But there was this like kind of creepy shape lurking around behind them all and it turned out to be Voldemort trying to prove how badly he was The Shit only he was too nice to do anything so he was just sort of trying to sneak up on the choirboys and scare them a little bit. By this time, the tiny bishop was yelling, "Ignore me, will you?? SIX Hail Marys! SEVEN! EIGHT!!!" and getting more and more annoyed as I ignored him, until eventually his hat fell over his eyes and he like ran into the pulpit and knocked himself out.

I know there was more - panthers were involved, as well as some really funny coloured ham and a spaniel who I think was called Jasper - but I don't remember.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: AnnaBeck on January 26, 2009, 02:40:24 PM
i saw rather disturbing dream about harry potter and midgets organizing a sexparty.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on January 26, 2009, 02:42:05 PM
Is everyone in the SB a HP fan?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on January 26, 2009, 02:44:44 PM
Not really - just their subconsciousess.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: AnnaBeck on January 26, 2009, 02:46:40 PM
nope, i'm not a potter fan. haven't been for ages.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on January 26, 2009, 02:47:18 PM
Thank god. I hate it.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on January 26, 2009, 02:48:56 PM
I love Neville xD
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: AnnaBeck on January 26, 2009, 02:49:16 PM
me too (hate hp) and i hated that dream
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on January 26, 2009, 02:56:24 PM
I goddamn hate Emily Watson too. Stupid bitch...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on January 26, 2009, 04:38:53 PM
Is everyone in the SB a HP fan?

Yep.

Nom nom nom

(http://www.brownsauce.org/gallery/albums/Print_Advertising/Picture_Post_Magazine_Everything_goes_with_HP_sauce_boy_1955.sized.png)
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on January 26, 2009, 04:43:12 PM
:o Even chips?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: yosmark on January 26, 2009, 08:25:43 PM
Is everyone in the SB a HP fan?

The only thing I like about HP are their printers, besides that I hate them.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on January 26, 2009, 08:26:33 PM
Canon are more my style.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Mr. Leave Me Alone on January 27, 2009, 07:24:54 AM
I had a dream that my mum had another baby and he was identical to the 5 year old except tinier and when he was 2 days old I had to look after him and I left him sleeping on the couch to get a glass of water and when I got back, he was sitting upright and playing a game on my laptop. Then I took him upstairs and he somehow started climbing down the stairs. I said 'No! You're two days old! That is too dangerous for you!' so he turned around and glared at me before proceeding to levitate down the rest of the stairs.
It was weird. D:
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on January 27, 2009, 08:12:50 AM
I dreamt that I gave birth to my twin. A boy, who ate me alive.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on January 27, 2009, 11:12:34 AM
Eeew...

I had a dream when I was about 5 that me and my big brother were playing in the house and I ran out and hid behind a wall, and he followed but he didn't see me so he just ran out into the road and got hit by a car and died. I woke up so upset that I insisted to my mum she let me not only go and wake Tom up to check he was ok, but actually spend the night in his bed to make sure he didn't die.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: BB Gun-it on January 27, 2009, 11:53:28 AM
Eeew...

I had a dream when I was about 5 that me and my big brother were playing in the house and I ran out and hid behind a wall, and he followed but he didn't see me so he just ran out into the road and got hit by a car and died. I woke up so upset that I insisted to my mum she let me not only go and wake Tom up to check he was ok, but actually spend the night in his bed to make sure he didn't die.

That is so sweet.

When I was little I dreamt that there were transformers trying to destroy the city I was in, and so everyone had to cram into this one little house. Everyone was packaged, literally, like sardines. People were on top of one another, and no one had any personal space. There was one extra person who couldn't quite fit, and a bunch of people decided to push that one person out so they could close the door. That person so happened to be my cousin Kristina, and I started screaming and crying, but there was nothing I could do because I was stuck in place by all the people around me. I must have been at the window, because I watched as she went over to one of the transformers, small and afraid, and then I woke up crying.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on January 27, 2009, 12:55:06 PM
Eeew...

I had a dream when I was about 5 that me and my big brother were playing in the house and I ran out and hid behind a wall, and he followed but he didn't see me so he just ran out into the road and got hit by a car and died. I woke up so upset that I insisted to my mum she let me not only go and wake Tom up to check he was ok, but actually spend the night in his bed to make sure he didn't die.
Huh...I've had dreams like that before and they didn't bother me...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Katherine May Williams on January 27, 2009, 03:05:22 PM
Had a dream last night that I was in some kind of a surrealistic museum/mall/exhibition centre, the floors and walls were like waves, everything was made of wood and marble(?)... Peter O'Toole was there, I asked him for directions, he took a shine to me and took me into a room where people were drawing and painting, he painted me a picture of what was in front of him, then I lost sight of him.. there were elephants and lions/tigers all in one weirdly constructed enclosure that I had to try and navigate, I was scared of them.. at one point I slid down a wall that lead to the very bottom floor of the museum, which was a boutique shoe store.. Janet Jackson was there in a red dress, trying on a pair of red platform heels... at another point I was part of a dance troupe who were flying to Manchester to do a gig, I remember being on the plane and thinking "it's going to crash, I don't want to die with these people" (it didn't crash) but we were soon on a coach going through France, headed to Paris, I was looking out the window at the passing scenery thinking "It's like this because of the war".
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: yosmark on January 27, 2009, 08:13:31 PM
I had a dream that my mum had another baby and he was identical to the 5 year old except tinier and when he was 2 days old I had to look after him and I left him sleeping on the couch to get a glass of water and when I got back, he was sitting upright and playing a game on my laptop. Then I took him upstairs and he somehow started climbing down the stairs. I said 'No! You're two days old! That is too dangerous for you!' so he turned around and glared at me before proceeding to levitate down the rest of the stairs.
It was weird. D:

Hehehehe, sounds as if you were high lol he levitate down the stairs lol.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Golly Mina! on January 28, 2009, 04:10:30 AM
I had this fucked up dream last night. My mom was dying of cancer, she was in the hospital, on her deathbed and I was going crazy, screaming and crying desperately, knowing that there's nothing I could do to save her. I'm still scared (and scarred)
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: justinfire on January 28, 2009, 04:22:10 AM
I had this fucked up dream last night. My mom was dying of cancer, she was in the hospital, on her deathbed and I was going crazy, screaming and crying desperately, knowing that there's nothing I could do to save her. I'm still scared (and scarred)
I used to have dreams like that about my siblings. It was awful. If an internet hug would help, you may have one.  :)
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on January 28, 2009, 03:19:44 PM
I dreamt last night that I'd turned into a fox, and was being hunted.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on January 28, 2009, 03:20:45 PM
I dreamt last night that I'd turned into a fox, and was being hunted.

Hmm. Wonder why. Could it possibly be related to the many people on the SB wanting to skin you alive?? ;)
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on January 28, 2009, 03:57:20 PM
Probably. I've had nightmares related to Alice before. And sometimes, when I see myself in the mirror, I get surprised when I see me and not her.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: The Angel Raliel on January 28, 2009, 04:01:29 PM
i once had a very realistic dream that i had killed someone at the disused railway line in Whitchurch....
I had horrible feeling of guilt for months afterwards and can still vividly remeber it.....
although I know it was a dream, I still imagine the body being found sooner or later
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on January 28, 2009, 04:02:33 PM
Creepy...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: The Angel Raliel on January 28, 2009, 04:03:30 PM
but true
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Mr. Leave Me Alone on January 28, 2009, 04:06:33 PM
once i had a dream about being a pancake.
that one was fucking weird.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on January 28, 2009, 04:09:37 PM
Did anyone eat you?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Mr. Leave Me Alone on January 28, 2009, 04:15:08 PM
No, I just...hung around on a plate for a bit...being aware that I was a pancake...then I woke up.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on January 28, 2009, 04:25:21 PM
Whew! Close thing, I guess. They say that if you get eaten in a dream, you die in real life.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Mr. Leave Me Alone on January 28, 2009, 04:27:17 PM
 :o
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on January 28, 2009, 04:32:17 PM
It's what I heard.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: the astronaut on January 28, 2009, 05:10:51 PM
I had this super WEIRD dream last night that involved an Amanda Palmer concert in a junkyard, Amanda giving me a stuffed rabbit, having a rocky outcropping in the middle of the intersection of Kipling and Colfax [see: rather urban area], talking to a lesbian couple on bicycles, and getting attacked by a deer while trying to simultaneously rescue my bike and talk to my parents about the deer.

The bastard bit my hand. I beat the shit out of him.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Annebelle. on January 28, 2009, 05:29:00 PM
when i was six (it was in december when i was in the 1st grade, i just remember that i was in the first grade cause it was all new, and i know it was december because it was at my grandparents house, where i always stayed for 2 weeks in december) i had a really bad dream. like bad bad bad. so bad that i still remember.

it involved an ice skating rink, which was filled with soldiers in black uniforms with big guns. there were high orangy red walls around the rink, there where knobby things on them so you could climb them. Behing the walls was a big big big labyrint, which had secret doors to the rooms of the good guys. the labyrint was there so it wouldn't be easy for the soldiers to follow you around.

anyway, the soldiers were shooting everyone. they shot my sister right in the head, but she didn't die, so i carried her home. We barely got away from the soldiers but managed to get to our room, where my mom and big sister took care of my sister, by cleaning the wound (the weirdest things came out of it).

Then i realized that my teddy was still on the ice skating rink, so i had to go and get him. so i went back, got the teddy bear and then the soldiers came after me... while i was climbing the wall, they shot me in the leg. then i woke up.


i felt a real pain in my leg when i woke up, it turned out that my sister, who was sleeping beside me, was kicking my leg..
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: FullmetalFrekel on January 28, 2009, 06:53:51 PM
when i was six (it was in december when i was in the 1st grade, i just remember that i was in the first grade cause it was all new, and i know it was december because it was at my grandparents house, where i always stayed for 2 weeks in december) i had a really bad dream. like bad bad bad. so bad that i still remember.

it involved an ice skating rink, which was filled with soldiers in black uniforms with big guns. there were high orangy red walls around the rink, there where knobby things on them so you could climb them. Behing the walls was a big big big labyrint, which had secret doors to the rooms of the good guys. the labyrint was there so it wouldn't be easy for the soldiers to follow you around.

anyway, the soldiers were shooting everyone. they shot my sister right in the head, but she didn't die, so i carried her home. We barely got away from the soldiers but managed to get to our room, where my mom and big sister took care of my sister, by cleaning the wound (the weirdest things came out of it).

Then i realized that my teddy was still on the ice skating rink, so i had to go and get him. so i went back, got the teddy bear and then the soldiers came after me... while i was climbing the wall, they shot me in the leg. then i woke up.


i felt a real pain in my leg when i woke up, it turned out that my sister, who was sleeping beside me, was kicking my leg..

That's freaky! I had a dream I was in a racist gang (I watched Gran Torino and Pinnapple Express in the same day) and everyone was shooting each other with machine guns, but it was like a video game...when you died you always came back, but there was still that horrible pain when I got shot.  And there was something about me having to get to my SAT on time but I couldn't because the black gang hung out near there...and I was like "I'm not a racist!!!" but apparently I was in the dream because I was shooting at them too...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Hush on January 28, 2009, 07:32:53 PM
Last night I dreamt that I was in a court room of some sort, and someone was defending someone else, and then it turned into a church somehow and Rammstein was playing there. And I remember thinking: "wow, this makes sense!" 'cause they were singing something that sounded sort of churchy, but what they were playing was actually the first verse of "Gott Ist Ein Popstar" by Oomph! and then the chorus from "Mein Herz Brennt" (Rammstein). Funny thing is, that Oomph! song is actually really controversial (http://lyricwiki.org/Oomph!:Gott_Ist_Ein_Popstar/God_Is_A_Popstar_(English_translation)) and not at all churchy.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: yosmark on January 28, 2009, 08:24:46 PM
I dreamt last night that I'd turned into a fox, and was being hunted.

Hmm. Wonder why. Could it possibly be related to the many people on the SB wanting to skin you alive?? ;)
:D

I know a simple smilie is not enough as a response but that´s what I think... anyway to make this post worth it here is this:
(http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/cocoa-touch-t-shirt.jpg)


Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: justinfire on January 28, 2009, 09:11:14 PM
I had a dream I moved away and was entirely alone. sprouted, i'm sure, from my lack of direction in life currently. ehhhhh.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Half Mar on January 29, 2009, 08:40:33 AM
I dreamt that I was in a simplistic little boat with Lucy, Audrey, Anne and Niels. And we were on a river that was surrounded by jungle and bush and stuff. We passed another boat full of evil guys. One of them took Anne. They put some heavy bricks on her feet and threw her in the water. Luckily Audrey jumped in and saved her!

And that is all I can remember about it. It was a little weird lol.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Annebelle. on January 29, 2009, 10:53:16 AM
i'm glad i didn't die in your dream!  :love5:
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on January 29, 2009, 11:53:37 AM
Dreamt I was in Silent Hill, and all that it entails. I really need to stop listening to this soundtrack...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: nottheonethatscrazy on January 29, 2009, 02:39:48 PM
I dreamed about a girl with snail eye stalks coming out of her vagina once.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on January 29, 2009, 03:01:06 PM
Argh! Sounds kind of like a cruffin...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: the astronaut on January 30, 2009, 12:20:09 AM
Dreamt I was in Silent Hill, and all that it entails. I really need to stop listening to this soundtrack...

I totally just watched Silent Hill.


That movie was like a really bad porno.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: BB Gun-it on January 30, 2009, 10:01:51 AM
I recall dreaming about a squid either last night or the night before. It was small, and I think it was my pet. I also just remembered (after reading about head-shootings) two dreams I had. In one of them, I remember someone pressed my head up against someone else's head and shot that person in the head, and the bullet was supposed to have gone through and killed me too, but it didn't. Then there was a chase scene because I couldn't play dead for the life (hah!) of me. And I had another dream when I was 14 or 15 in which someone came up to the passenger side (where I was) of the car that I was in and just straight up shot me in the face. I'm pretty sure I died, but there wasn't any pain and I felt so, so peaceful.

So I guess you can die in a dream and live to tell the story.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on January 30, 2009, 01:09:59 PM
Dreamt I was in Silent Hill, and all that it entails. I really need to stop listening to this soundtrack...

I totally just watched Silent Hill.


That movie was like a really bad porno.
Considering that it's quite low on nudity and sex, yes.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: the astronaut on January 30, 2009, 02:12:16 PM
Dreamt I was in Silent Hill, and all that it entails. I really need to stop listening to this soundtrack...

I totally just watched Silent Hill.


That movie was like a really bad porno.
Considering that it's quite low on nudity and sex, yes.

Not only that, but the fact that all the lines/plot/characters were just about as developed as porn plots [not to say i study them extensively, by any stretch of the imagination]...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on January 30, 2009, 02:13:04 PM
Little bit of an exaggeration, no?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Steppenwolf on January 30, 2009, 06:36:36 PM
I took a nap today and fell into a deep sleep. I dreamt that I was born in a coffin. I was a cadaver, a bit like the crypt keeper and I was put on a train. I got out, travelled and gradually became younger. I found thsi bird and was holding it in my arms and protecting it from whatever animals wnated to claim it as their own, such as bats. I was walking and realised I was in a film for children but there were piles of rubbish intermingled with a beautiful scenery. I assumed it was so that kids could be educated about pollution and environmental protection.

I was forced to let go of the bird. I was knees-deep into the sea and could see through the water how the animal broke into parts and became a fish and a sea-crab amongst many things.

Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on January 30, 2009, 10:21:21 PM
Ooh! Ooh! I'm not

lies
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on January 30, 2009, 10:30:40 PM
The stupid bit or the nerdy bit?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on January 30, 2009, 10:53:20 PM
nerd  :glasses8:
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: yosmark on January 30, 2009, 11:16:43 PM
bit?
 
He is obviously not a nerd, a bit implies either a 1 or a 0 so ... no.

Unless you are ussing a meganarie code which would be so not nerd at all, leave the Man Alice alone.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on January 30, 2009, 11:18:27 PM
I don't think I'd call myself a nerd....I have a few geeky interests, like video games and D&D, but I'm not especially bookish and I handle social situations with no difficulty.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: justinfire on January 31, 2009, 03:56:25 PM
i had a dream i was in a cafeteria (again...) with all usual "crew," just eating lunch.
then my best friends girl friend walked up, and i just sprang up and said really loud, "BYE!" at her.
i public speak well, so i can make my voice loud and controlled.
so i was just saying, "BYE! Goodbye!!!" to her over and over, really loud, backing her out of the room.

she started crying and called to my friend.
and i just turned to him and said, "dude, i hate her, you KNOW that."
he just shrugged and kept eating.
she waited  by the door until we we done, and when he got up, she ran to his side.
he was wearing these ultra white cargo pants, i and was like, "those are nice cargo pants."
he said, no, they're just dress pants.
someone across the row turned and called him a, "pocket fag," and then i woke up.

... weirdest dream to date.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: BB Gun-it on February 01, 2009, 04:52:50 PM
I dreamt last night that someone wanted me to cut their hair, then when I got up in the morning I wasn't sure if it was a dream or a foggy memory from getting drunker than I should have last night.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on February 01, 2009, 05:05:05 PM
Those dreams are always the worst. Like you go to bed pissed, then dream you fell out with a friend because you were too drunk.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Katherine May Williams on February 02, 2009, 07:01:59 PM
Last night I had a nightmare that ended in me screaming as loud as a banshee. I woke up suddenly with my mouth open feeling like I had just screamed myself awake. Lay there thinking "fuck, did I just actually scream?"

Spent a tense few minutes waiting for housemates and neighbours to start banging on my door in a panic. Nothing happened though. So, either NOBODY CARES or.. I didn't actually scream.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on February 02, 2009, 10:00:46 PM
or they just didn't hear you maybe they woke up and wondered why they were awake... if you did only scream once it's not like they had any sort of confirmation, also they could've been to scared to look.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on February 03, 2009, 10:13:43 AM
My dad came into my room the other night cos he thought I was getting like murdered or something. Turned out I was just in the middle of this horrific dream where people were shoving things in my ears, and was screaming fit to burst. Nice to know he cares ^.^
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: BB Gun-it on February 03, 2009, 12:58:43 PM
Hah. Oh man, apparently last night I kept groaning.

I had a couple strange dreams last night. In the first one, I was Eddie Murphy, but still myself, playing a police officer trying to arrest some gangsters. In order to do this, I had to go undercover as the girlfriend of one of the gangsters. It was interesting. I single-handedly caught four criminals, and then when the movie was over I went into this change room-type thing, like what one would see in a high school gym class, and changed back into my regular face/body. I met up in the change room with a bunch of friends from high school and we left the building. We went out onto a street and were devastated when we saw that all of the restaurants on that street that we used to frequent had closed down. Then we all decided to go for fondue.

I had another one where I was living with my mom and one of my little brothers, and I missed the bus because I was late brushing my teeth. It was apparently the same bus that I took every day with the same driver, because I thought, "Oh no, I hope so and so doesn't worry about me!" Later in the dream I was suddenly watching the roof of a house. It was like I could see through the house and into the attic, and the top of the house was being built in front of my eyes. Bricks were laid, and as they were the word "brick" kept appearing in various places above the house. Then the framework for the roof appeared, then shingles appeared, then a section of the shingles were removed and my view zoomed in, so that I was in the attic, and then someone with me found this hole that led, not into the house, but into a tunnel-thing that the person with me said was filled with dildos and porn, but I went down into it and only passed by non-identifiable magazines and bowling pins. At the bottom, there were two really attractive women fucking each other with their biological penises. Yep. It was very, very interesting.

Good, Indja?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on February 03, 2009, 01:07:05 PM
Beautiful work, BB. Congratulate your subconscious for me ^.^

I shan't bore you with the details of my most recent Guy Garvey-based sex dream (seriously, I have to stop thinking about him during my Happy Little Ninja Time before bed - this is getting ridiculous), but if I tell you that it involved "Anne Hathaway" by Carol Anne Duffy being slowly etched into my back with a very sharp pencil before it expanded to cover not just my back but the whole of the bed, I think you'll get the general fucking-odd-but-generally-delicious idea.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: BB Gun-it on February 03, 2009, 02:44:05 PM
Beautiful work, BB. Congratulate your subconscious for me ^.^

I shan't bore you with the details of my most recent Guy Garvey-based sex dream (seriously, I have to stop thinking about him during my Happy Little Ninja Time before bed - this is getting ridiculous), but if I tell you that it involved "Anne Hathaway" by Carol Anne Duffy being slowly etched into my back with a very sharp pencil before it expanded to cover not just my back but the whole of the bed, I think you'll get the general fucking-odd-but-generally-delicious idea.

I'm still jealous of your dreams.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: justinfire on February 03, 2009, 03:44:19 PM
This is one of my reoccurring  dreams, but I haven't had it in years.

Basically, I'm a runaway. I came from a prominent family, but they were total religious psychos. I'm aware that I'm rebellious, and that they might have killed me for many reasons, but I know they'll kill me if they ever see me again.

The substance of the dream is mostly conversation, but I end up making this friend, and he and I end up being musicians. We're very successful.

Then, for some reason, years later, we go back to my parents, and they don't recognize me. I don't talk at all, then my friend gets pissed for some reason, and my dad gets pissed and his arm turns into some kinda gun and threatens us and tells us to leave. we do, and as we're walking to our car, he runs out and says, "Please, come back! I'll pay you, we don't get much company..."

I feel bad for him, I close my eyes, and I see/sense they know who I am. I'm psychic, I guess. And I see that they've called for reinforcements. Then my friend makes the house explode and there's this crazy high-speed chase with lots of drama and whatnot.

Idk, I've been having that dream on and off since I was 12.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on February 05, 2009, 10:58:49 AM
That's really weird... So, right thread for it I guess! xD Bet it means your like subconsiously allergic to jam or something... I hate dream interpretations, they're always so closed - like teeth, right, are meant to be really negative things to dream about, but whenever I have toothy dreams, they're always a whole lot of fun. Meh.

And BB, if I tell you my nightmares are as vivid - and as frequent - as my sex-dreams, it would probably put you off the idea!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: BB Gun-it on February 05, 2009, 12:29:22 PM
That's really weird... So, right thread for it I guess! xD Bet it means your like subconsiously allergic to jam or something... I hate dream interpretations, they're always so closed - like teeth, right, are meant to be really negative things to dream about, but whenever I have toothy dreams, they're always a whole lot of fun. Meh.

And BB, if I tell you my nightmares are as vivid - and as frequent - as my sex-dreams, it would probably put you off the idea!

I like most nightmares, when I have them (which is not very often). Usually they're just really intense and suspenseful. Every now and again, though, I'll have one that scares me shitless, and I wake up because of it. Those are usually the ones based on real life things.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on February 05, 2009, 03:12:32 PM
That's really weird... So, right thread for it I guess! xD Bet it means your like subconsiously allergic to jam or something... I hate dream interpretations, they're always so closed - like teeth, right, are meant to be really negative things to dream about, but whenever I have toothy dreams, they're always a whole lot of fun. Meh.

And BB, if I tell you my nightmares are as vivid - and as frequent - as my sex-dreams, it would probably put you off the idea!

I like most nightmares, when I have them (which is not very often). Usually they're just really intense and suspenseful. Every now and again, though, I'll have one that scares me shitless, and I wake up because of it. Those are usually the ones based on real life things.

All of mine wake me up, and none of them are based on real life things ^.^ The worst ones tend to be people putting things in my ears, or people I love dying and it being my fault. Actually, no, the worst ones are where it's like, "What's wrong, something's wrong here, what is i-i-i-it???" and then in a flash you realise your lovely brother is in face completely evil and hates you and is trying to kill you. Then I usually wake up screaming.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: BB Gun-it on February 05, 2009, 04:06:02 PM
I am sorry. That sounds terrible.

I had a dream last night that I was masturbating with an electric toothbrush, and somehow (even though I only used it in private) EVERYONE knew.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on February 05, 2009, 04:08:08 PM
I am sorry. That sounds terrible.

I had a dream last night that I was masturbating with an electric toothbrush, and somehow (even though I only used it in private) EVERYONE knew.

THAT IS INCREDIBLE.

Bravo, you finally got my utter respect for one of your dreams ^.^
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: BB Gun-it on February 05, 2009, 04:09:48 PM
I am sorry. That sounds terrible.

I had a dream last night that I was masturbating with an electric toothbrush, and somehow (even though I only used it in private) EVERYONE knew.

THAT IS INCREDIBLE.

Bravo, you finally got my utter respect for one of your dreams ^.^

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on February 05, 2009, 04:24:45 PM
I am sorry. That sounds terrible.

I had a dream last night that I was masturbating with an electric toothbrush, and somehow (even though I only used it in private) EVERYONE knew.

THAT IS INCREDIBLE.

Bravo, you finally got my utter respect for one of your dreams ^.^

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

You should get something on a t-shirt to commemorate this day - "Indja's Dream Legacy - PROUD MEMBER" or some such.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: BB Gun-it on February 05, 2009, 08:43:55 PM
I am sorry. That sounds terrible.

I had a dream last night that I was masturbating with an electric toothbrush, and somehow (even though I only used it in private) EVERYONE knew.

THAT IS INCREDIBLE.

Bravo, you finally got my utter respect for one of your dreams ^.^

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

You should get something on a t-shirt to commemorate this day - "Indja's Dream Legacy - PROUD MEMBER" or some such.

You know I would, if it wouldn't make the people in my real life thoroughly confused. "Um... who's Indja?" "A friend from a forum." "Um... what's this dream legacy business? And it doesn't sound like the name of some sort of club you'd have membership to..."
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on February 07, 2009, 03:18:35 PM
I am sorry. That sounds terrible.

I had a dream last night that I was masturbating with an electric toothbrush, and somehow (even though I only used it in private) EVERYONE knew.

THAT IS INCREDIBLE.

Bravo, you finally got my utter respect for one of your dreams ^.^

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

You should get something on a t-shirt to commemorate this day - "Indja's Dream Legacy - PROUD MEMBER" or some such.

You know I would, if it wouldn't make the people in my real life thoroughly confused. "Um... who's Indja?" "A friend from a forum." "Um... what's this dream legacy business? And it doesn't sound like the name of some sort of club you'd have membership to..."

Ah, well, they're the best kind of slogan t-shirts - ones that make people go, "...huh??" I want about a million of them, ranging from "KING KEN" and "I vote for ginger rule" to "R. P. McMuthafucka" and "Do You Have Fun With Ponies?"  They're so much more entertaining than those ones like everyone has -you know the type, all those, "I hit badgers with spoons" ones. They're shit.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: BB Gun-it on February 07, 2009, 10:02:54 PM
I can honestly say I've never seen an "I hit badgers with spoons" t-shirt.

Maybe I will make myself an Indja's Dream Legacy shirt. I know where there are some fabric paints that I could probably steal, and I also know where I can buy the cheapest blank t-shirts. I will look further into it.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Johnny on February 08, 2009, 12:05:49 AM
everytime i dream, it's something horrible.
i never have happy dreams.
never.


this last one has stuck with me all day. it's really been fucking me up.



Basically, I'm with my mom and my sister in my parents room when I look out the window to see the conditions to be pretty severe. I start to get nervous and glance out the window again, this time there is nothing but water, about 5 feet high flowing down the hill we live on in waves. I started to panic. It stopped soon after. THEN, I go outside to see in the sky a massive red and black swirling black hole looking thing. There were meteors coming out of it and slamming into the earth..

from there the entire dream was pretty much an apocalyptic/cataclysmic type deal. ( i have those a lot.)

throughout the whole dream i felt really panic'd and a sense of despair. I kept trying to find a way to save the world but there was no use.
The sky just kept getting blacker and blacker, the earth looked more and more desolate and the swirling black hole looking thing in the sky became larger and more violent and i eventually just gave up and hoped that dying wouldn't be painful. . . .

so scary.

there were also conspiracy elements. The conspirators had a thin ring of fire just on the inner side of the black surrounding their irises.



so yeah, anyway. . . .  it's was weird and i can't shake the feelings.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Ms on February 08, 2009, 06:57:06 AM
Last year I had a vague and easily forgettable dream about editing a picture I'd taken of a flood.

Later on it flooded and mum drove around and I took pictures. As I was editing them I realized with a jolt that I had a serious case of deja vu because I'd already done this in my dream.

I can't find the picture now because Flickr sucks and only lets you have 200 photos up at a time if you haven't got a paid account.

The other night I had a nightmare that was so bad I sat up and gasped for air. Once I woke up from a nightmare and sat straight up and tried to breathe like they do in the movies.

All my dreams are about drowning and flooding.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on February 08, 2009, 11:04:21 AM
everytime i dream, it's something horrible.
i never have happy dreams.
never.


this last one has stuck with me all day. it's really been fucking me up.



Basically, I'm with my mom and my sister in my parents room when I look out the window to see the conditions to be pretty severe. I start to get nervous and glance out the window again, this time there is nothing but water, about 5 feet high flowing down the hill we live on in waves. I started to panic. It stopped soon after. THEN, I go outside to see in the sky a massive red and black swirling black hole looking thing. There were meteors coming out of it and slamming into the earth..

from there the entire dream was pretty much an apocalyptic/cataclysmic type deal. ( i have those a lot.)

throughout the whole dream i felt really panic'd and a sense of despair. I kept trying to find a way to save the world but there was no use.
The sky just kept getting blacker and blacker, the earth looked more and more desolate and the swirling black hole looking thing in the sky became larger and more violent and i eventually just gave up and hoped that dying wouldn't be painful. . . .

so scary.

there were also conspiracy elements. The conspirators had a thin ring of fire just on the inner side of the black surrounding their irises.



so yeah, anyway. . . .  it's was weird and i can't shake the feelings.

That's horrible - poor you!

I had a dream last night where I was in Manchester and it was POURING down with rain, and Take That were sat in cardboard boxes in the middle of Market Street playing this impromtu gig for some girl called Tanya who'd been murdered or something (it was all over the news, in my dream). Then Beyonce was playing a gig as well, somewhere near Afflecks Palace, and me and my friend Jamie were going to see it when we bumped into this sweet girl in a school uniform who was rushing around Manchester trying to find a copy of the lyrics to Good King Wenceslas because Beyonce wanted to sing it but didn't know the words. So we took her to Selfridges, who were having a late Christmas sale on and were flogging carol lyric books, and we helped her find these lyrics and then were running hell for leather back to where Beyonce was playing. Only, I fell behind a bit, and in the street outside the building Beyonce was in, after the girl and Jamie got inside, like 5 drunk tramps came after me and were trying to rape me. So I was screaming and screaming - like not for a second did I stop kicking out at them and screaming my fucking head off for help - when these two kids came out, also in school uniform. The tramps gave up on me to go after them, so I yelled that I was getting help and ran into Beyonce's building, still screaming for help. Found the girl and Jamie first, but there was no way I was going to let them go out there and get raped by the crazy child-fucking tramps, so I ran upstairs and found Beyonce, who got her security to close off the whole of the Northern Quarter to trap the tramps. Then Take That ran in and like beat up the tramps and they got arrested. Beyonce gave me a medal and a kiss on the cheek for being brave ^.^
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Cirque on February 08, 2009, 06:22:37 PM
A friend told me about a recent dream she had:

She was marrying me in the middle of a shopping center, but then decided she couldn't go through with it and left me at the alter (bitch!!).
Then suddenly she's engages to Alice from the L word but during their wedding ceremony that happens to be taking place in the same shopping center my friend begins to make potcheese. (a creation of her subconscious)
She assumes this is just the same principle as special brownies...but with cheese and because of her drug use Alice leaves her at the alter.

Throughout this whole wedding based dream nobody wore a wedding dress.
Wang lost out on that one.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Annebelle. on February 08, 2009, 06:31:07 PM
i dreamt that amanda palmer did not want my pony. she was all "ew, it's a pony, what makes you think i'd want a pony, keep it" and stuff like that.



but she did like the pony when i gave it to her in real life
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on February 11, 2009, 04:19:02 PM
He's back. Though this time, fully clothed! That's right, people - I had a dream with Guy Garvey in, and it wasn't erotic!!

I was going on holiday with him and we were packing, and he kept putting these really awful Hawaian (sp?) shirts in, so I was like, "If that's all you're taking, I'm not coming - you'll look like a fool. And so will I." He wouldn't budge though, so I gave in. We were only going for a week, but he was putting like 14 in his bag, so I was like, "Um, what?" and he goes, "Well, I need one for the day and one for when we go out at night" I pointed out that he was just putting 2 identical ones in for each day, and he was like, "No, look!" and held them up. I was like, "No, they're identical. How is one for night and one for day, mook?" and he goes, "Oh, no, sorry, wrong way round" So he turns them round, and while one is normal, the other has... you know the Chanel logo? Well it was that, but G's, not C's - so two back-to-back G's, in like gold lame stuck on the back. He like saw my face, and like grinned at me and goes, "I got a medallion as well" and pulls out this properly BLINGING medallion of the same logo, and I'm like goggling at it thinking, "If he's kidding, I love him. If not, he's the stupidest man in the world" and he does the whole hand thing - you know the pinkie, index and thumb sticking out thing? - and goes, "G-G-G-GARVEY!" at me.


I was laughing so hard, I actually woke myself up.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: caddy on February 11, 2009, 04:52:44 PM
I always have weird, non-sequitur, or bad dreams where people are chasing me and trying to kill me.  But this one was just...wtf?


I dreamed that I was sitting with a bunch of people around Oprah's swimming pool, and then I went inside for something.  Then things just started catching fire for no reason.  I barely got back out to the pool alive, and we all watched as her house went up in flames.  For..like...ever.  It was weird.  Then since he house burned down, she let us raid her shed, and we each got a bike.  Then we had to climb onto an elevator, where you couldn't stand on one side, or else you'd fall through.  We got back down to street level, and suddenly somebody else had my bike.  I couldn't find them, so I made do with the weird contraption I had.  Boo.

Then people were trying to hunt me down, and I had to hide in a building to escape them.  It was at this point that I said, "Fuck this.", and woke myself up.

I think I dream like I watch television.  Lmao.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: BB Gun-it on February 11, 2009, 11:44:14 PM
I had a dream two nights ago that had two incredibly stressful parts. Mostly because of realism.

It started with me waking up in my girlfriend's bed, next to her (which happened to be where I was sleeping). The first thing she says when she looks at me is, "I need to be in a heterosexual relationship and move to the country and start a family." And so I get all mad and sad and I hop over her and start getting dressed (I thought, "hm, these aren't the socks I had here"), packed up all of my shit into two really tall garbage bags that fit perfectly into really tall boxes, and carried them to the door, and was crying and yelling and it was unpleasant. I left them on her porch to pick up later. /end 1st stressful part

So after this, for some reason, I went to work and worked with a bunch of coworkers from when I was still in Vancouver. I called my mom and told her what had happened that morning, and so she came and picked me up from work. She was also going to drive one of my coworkers home. I suppose by this point, I was definitely back in Vancouver. So anyway, the coworker and I decide we want to go do something else, and get my mom to drop us off. She goes home, but for some reason doesn't take the car. So I decide that I should drive it home (logically) only she has the keys and I don't. So I call my step dad and ask him to give me his keys and he shows up and starts yelling at me and we get in a screaming match, much like the ones that have been happening since 1999. /end 2nd stressful part
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on February 12, 2009, 01:36:49 AM
hmm, bb.
do you possibley have like a subconscious fear of your girlfriend leaving you to be with a guy?
I know that's sort of the obvious assumption to make, but it seems like if the thought didn't frighten you, it wouldn't bother you so much.

as far as stepdads,
worst invention ever= false parents.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Ms on February 12, 2009, 02:12:45 AM
I had this weird dream about Sarah. I kept thinking about it so I wouldn't forget but I did. :( We were doing something and she was defending me, which was awesome.

Last night I dreamt I was in a game similar to Half Life and it was soooooo awesome. First person, crowbar, game over screens. I wish I could remember it all now.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: BB Gun-it on February 12, 2009, 02:42:16 AM
hmm, bb.
do you possibley have like a subconscious fear of your girlfriend leaving you to be with a guy?
I know that's sort of the obvious assumption to make, but it seems like if the thought didn't frighten you, it wouldn't bother you so much.

as far as stepdads,
worst invention ever= false parents.

If anybody has that fear, it's her. She's not into men, she loves the city, and she doesn't want kids. Her leaving me for a guy isn't going to happen. I think my subconscious was making up an excuse that was better than "she's leaving me because she's not into me."

Because that's what I'm really afraid of.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on February 12, 2009, 04:49:24 PM
hmm, bb.
do you possibley have like a subconscious fear of your girlfriend leaving you to be with a guy?
I know that's sort of the obvious assumption to make, but it seems like if the thought didn't frighten you, it wouldn't bother you so much.

as far as stepdads,
worst invention ever= false parents.

If anybody has that fear, it's her. She's not into men, she loves the city, and she doesn't want kids. Her leaving me for a guy isn't going to happen. I think my subconscious was making up an excuse that was better than "she's leaving me because she's not into me."

Because that's what I'm really afraid of.

If she does, move to Manchester - I'll fuck your brains out.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: BB Gun-it on February 12, 2009, 08:32:26 PM
hmm, bb.
do you possibley have like a subconscious fear of your girlfriend leaving you to be with a guy?
I know that's sort of the obvious assumption to make, but it seems like if the thought didn't frighten you, it wouldn't bother you so much.

as far as stepdads,
worst invention ever= false parents.

If anybody has that fear, it's her. She's not into men, she loves the city, and she doesn't want kids. Her leaving me for a guy isn't going to happen. I think my subconscious was making up an excuse that was better than "she's leaving me because she's not into me."

Because that's what I'm really afraid of.

If she does, move to Manchester - I'll fuck your brains out.


As enticing as that sounds, Manchester is a long way away for no emotional ties. But if I'm ever in the area...  O0
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on February 13, 2009, 02:26:46 AM
hmm, bb.
do you possibley have like a subconscious fear of your girlfriend leaving you to be with a guy?
I know that's sort of the obvious assumption to make, but it seems like if the thought didn't frighten you, it wouldn't bother you so much.

as far as stepdads,
worst invention ever= false parents.

If anybody has that fear, it's her. She's not into men, she loves the city, and she doesn't want kids. Her leaving me for a guy isn't going to happen. I think my subconscious was making up an excuse that was better than "she's leaving me because she's not into me."

Because that's what I'm really afraid of.

I didn't know your subconscious could be in denial :buck2:

^what do you mean "no emotional ties"?
you're both human.
therefore you both experience emotion.

hey that's enough incentive for me
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: old news on February 13, 2009, 05:59:36 AM
The only thing I remember of my dream last night was falling apart crying about how people grow up, have babies, then those babies grow up, and eventually have their own babies. I don't know what to make of that.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on February 13, 2009, 10:17:52 AM
hmm, bb.
do you possibley have like a subconscious fear of your girlfriend leaving you to be with a guy?
I know that's sort of the obvious assumption to make, but it seems like if the thought didn't frighten you, it wouldn't bother you so much.

as far as stepdads,
worst invention ever= false parents.

If anybody has that fear, it's her. She's not into men, she loves the city, and she doesn't want kids. Her leaving me for a guy isn't going to happen. I think my subconscious was making up an excuse that was better than "she's leaving me because she's not into me."

Because that's what I'm really afraid of.

I didn't know your subconscious could be in denial :buck2:

^what do you mean "no emotional ties"?
you're both human.
therefore you both experience emotion.

hey that's enough incentive for me

Do you wanna move to Manchester so I can fuck your brains out? Cos I'm up for it! ^.^

Fine, BB, reject me... We could of been wonderful together... *sniff*

Scattermoon, your dream seems strangely simple to interpret. Clearly, it means you want to eat marshmallows with a small spoon while sat on top of the tallest bookshelf in the world, with the Dalai Lama all covered in jam watching as you do it.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: BB Gun-it on February 13, 2009, 11:18:41 AM
It's not rejection, I mean I'd love it if you fucked my brains out, I'm just not into sex without meaning. At least right now. I go through cycles sometimes.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on February 13, 2009, 11:35:37 AM
Last night I dreamt that I couldn't find myself. I wandered through thick mist for days and days looking for myself, with no luck.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on February 13, 2009, 11:40:30 AM
It's not rejection, I mean I'd love it if you fucked my brains out, I'm just not into sex without meaning. At least right now. I go through cycles sometimes.

Ah, ok then. Call me when you're back in the Shallow Zone! Or should that be Shallow End...

Alyss, that's nothing - I once dreamt I was looking for my own arms inside the dust-jackets on all my dad's books. You have no idea how hard it is opening books when you've got no arms.

Also, what happened to ManAlice? It was a well better screen-name!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on February 13, 2009, 11:43:07 AM
Alyss, that's nothing - I once dreamt I was looking for my own arms inside the dust-jackets on all my dad's books. You have no idea how hard it is opening books when you've got no arms.

Oh god, yeah, sorry, your dream is better than mine.

Also, what happened to ManAlice? It was a well better screen-name!
It wasn't one I've been using since I was 15.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on February 13, 2009, 11:45:22 AM
D'aw, did someone wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning? xD
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on February 13, 2009, 11:45:59 AM
There is no right side of the bed.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on February 13, 2009, 11:47:59 AM
Wow, you got one of those cool circular ones? My bed's pushed up against the wall, so I can only get out of one side - getting up on the wrong side would entail digging through a ton of brick and cement and then dropping about 6 foot cos I sleep on the top bunk. Well, no, there's no bottom bunk, just a desk, but you know what I mean.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on February 13, 2009, 11:51:05 AM
You know the way the universe overloops with itself? My bed's like that.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on February 13, 2009, 11:53:56 AM
Ace. Must make for some pretty weird dreams.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on February 13, 2009, 11:58:56 AM
I never remember them.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: old news on February 13, 2009, 12:04:47 PM
Scattermoon, your dream seems strangely simple to interpret. Clearly, it means you want to eat marshmallows with a small spoon while sat on top of the tallest bookshelf in the world, with the Dalai Lama all covered in jam watching as you do it.

That's a little less concerning than what I had interpreted it as!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on February 13, 2009, 04:21:19 PM
That is the mystery of dream interpretation... xD
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on February 13, 2009, 07:00:55 PM
You know the way the universe overloops with itself? My bed's like that.

LOL  :D
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Ms on February 13, 2009, 11:17:27 PM
I dreamt that mum was some kind of cop and they were trying to arrest Audrey. And I was torn between trying to help Audrey escape and help mum catch her. They eventually did catch her and they took her away. She wrote letters about how awful it was and how her family was in a concentration camp. I was sad all the time and felt guilty.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: the empty girl on February 15, 2009, 12:19:14 AM
I've had a lot of crazy weird dreams, my favorite of which involves my dog. He's no longer with us, sadly, but when he was, he would eat anything edible... anything. And sometimes some things that weren't edible, like my clay beads. hmmm. Anyway, one night I apparently walked into the den and woke my father up (he sleeps in his recliner) telling him that my bed was made of cheese and Dudley (the dog) was eating it. I woke up like half way through the fight with my Dad over whether or not my bed was indeed made of mild cheddar. It was easily the funniest dream experience I've ever had.

Then there's my Dad. See, we have one of those Elvis Presley pendulum clocks where his legs swing back and forth. Well, one night he woke me up SCREAMING. Apparently in his dream, all life on Earth revolved around Elvis' legs swinging, so at like Three in the morning, he starts screaming "Oh God, No!!! Elvis' legs stopped swinging!!!"

Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: BB Gun-it on February 15, 2009, 12:31:33 AM
In my dream last night I remember watching the Aurora Borealis. It was more beautiful than most things I've seen.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on February 15, 2009, 04:09:17 PM
I HAVEN'T DREAMT FOR DAYS!! I think there's something wrong o.O I mean, obviously I'm still dreaming - everyone dreams - I'm just not remembering any of them. It's horrible. I miss them.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: my beautiful idiot on February 15, 2009, 08:15:32 PM
A few nights ago, Chris Lilley (as his Mr. G character from Summer Heights High) appeared in my dream. Still don't know what he was doing there.

Last night was a fairly strange one; I was in a living room of someone's house and we were practicing a scene from a show. One of the guys I worked with over summer came into the room to watch us. We talked to him for a bit and he mentioned he was engaged (in my dream I thought that was strange because he's gay). We stopped rehearsal for a while and I was talking about Little Shop of Horrors yet I couldn't remember the names of the characters, so he had to help.It was actually a bit humorous! I was talking about "Downtown" and said, "Yeah, I like the part when .... what's her name?" "Audrey." "Yeah, Audrey ... and she's singing with ... what's his name?" "Seymour." "Yeah! Seymour! I like the part when they sing at the end ... someone help me, I gotta get out of skid row!" Somehow we ended up in another room where there were people that I hadn't seen for ages. There was one guy whom I've never met in real life, and I'm not even sure if he actually exists, but in my dream he was familar and we were all, "Hi sweetie!" "Oh, hi!" "How are you?" "Fabulous!"
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: hateandjealousy on February 20, 2009, 09:07:43 PM
last night I had weird stressful dream, I think, and I can't remember it and it makes me unhappy.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: slyvia k on February 21, 2009, 05:23:01 AM
i dreamt i was in a very weird city.... and the night, i was supposed to go and see my crush's band play.... but then i met au revoir simone and they were as adorable as in real life and they had a concert too on the same night, and i was really torn because i didn't know which band to see!

which is fucking silly, cause i'd choose au revoir simone in a heartbeat!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on February 22, 2009, 05:18:52 AM
Last week me and all my housemates fell asleep watching a program on tv about sleep and dreams.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on February 22, 2009, 10:11:27 AM
THEY'RE BACK! I think I was just over-tired or something, but whatever it was seems to have passed.

Dreamt the other night that my friend Alice's dad was Mike Barnes from Hollyoaks, who is pretty tasty, so I was like constantly going round to her house to ogle him. Basically, there were a number of incidents where I'd be like, "Mmhmmhmmm" and he'd be like, "Oohoohoooh" and Alice would walk in and we'd snap back to normal. In the end, I was in her kitchen sat on the counter while he was making a carrot cake, but he'd just got out the shower so he was all wet and only wearing a towel. He put the icing on the cake, and then I was licking the spoon and Alice came in and went, "Urgh! Stop it!" She took one shoe off and chucked it at Barnsey, knocking him unconscious, and then chucked the other one at me. It got stuck in my skull heel-first, but I was ok really, and then she chucked me out so I went home.

Woke up craving carrot cake. Made my mum bake me two that afternoon.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: old news on February 26, 2009, 02:20:38 PM
We all gathered in the large corridor outside the lecture hall, waiting to be let in, even though we'd just moved from another. Over in one corner, a group of unknown Shadowboxers were discussing Alyss, whilst some others were drinking tea from thermos flasks. The only person I could quite place was Indja, who was playing cards, I think. And then we all went into the hall, and a man in spectacles (saying 'glasses' don't suffice), announced that we should all check the tickets we had been giving when coming in. Someone saw that one of their tickets had turned ink black, and when they announced it, Mr Spectacles told him he'd won a free concert. We all then quickly rushed to check our tickets, hoping, but we later learnt that someone else had had another blackened ticket, and they were being deliberately quiet to raise the tension with everyone else.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on February 26, 2009, 02:21:43 PM
We all gathered in the large corridor outside the lecture hall, waiting to be let in, even though we'd just moved from another. Over in one corner, a group of unknown Shadowboxers were discussing Alyss, whilst some others were drinking tea from thermos flasks. The only person I could quite place was Indja, who was playing cards, I think. And then we all went into the hall, and a man in spectacles (saying 'glasses' don't suffice), announced that we should all check the tickets we had been giving when coming in. Someone saw that one of their tickets had turned ink black, and when they announced it, Mr Spectacles told him he'd won a free concert. We all then quickly rushed to check our tickets, hoping, but we later learnt that someone else had had another blackened ticket, and they were being deliberately quiet to raise the tension with everyone else.

That is inCREDible! I have yet to dream of you Boxy luvvers :(
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: BB Gun-it on March 01, 2009, 02:03:41 PM
I haven't been dreaming much lately, or I've been forgetting more easily. Probably the second, because school is starting to take up so much of my waking life.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on March 02, 2009, 02:45:47 AM
INDJA INDIE INNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIEEEEE!

I did it!
I had a dirty dream!
I know, I'm a 16yr old boy it shouldn't be that big of a deal for me but I really haven't had one in FOREVER.

ok so it was awkward.
I was in a van with friend A and my childhood friend B from down the street and his mom was driving. now in real life I've not seen his mom in a long time, I think I only even thought of her because of the custody battle and abuse filing involving her. so we're riding along and my friend A has been tripping balls all day. somehow in this dream if one person's stoned everybody but friend B is too.
so we stop on the side of the road. mind you it's late and there are no cars on the road. friend A's mom turns around and offers to go down on me. and it's sort of like I'm indesisive and going in between about whether it's ok or not. friend B for some reason keeps saying "oh by all means of course, go ahead" in a literal and non sarcastic tone but I don't want to offend him so it takes me a while to agree to it.
I don't know if she ever did before I woke up. I seem to remember taking my pants off and her saying like "ooh, I love a man with no balls"
then I think somehow the van became their livingroom and friend A's dad sees us doin' it and throws me out through the glass door I remember climbing over barbed wire to get away... and when I got up this morning I had scratches of ripe peeled skin in weird places.

so idk... it's a little frightening. it's like the porno version of nightmare on elm st.

Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: BB Gun-it on March 02, 2009, 07:05:22 AM
INDJA INDIE INNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIEEEEE!

I did it!
I had a dirty dream!
I know, I'm a 16yr old boy it shouldn't be that big of a deal for me but I really haven't had one in FOREVER.

ok so it was awkward.
I was in a van with friend A and my childhood friend B from down the street and his mom was driving. now in real life I've not seen his mom in a long time, I think I only even thought of her because of the custody battle and abuse filing involving her. so we're riding along and my friend A has been tripping balls all day. somehow in this dream if one person's stoned everybody but friend B is too.
so we stop on the side of the road. mind you it's late and there are no cars on the road. friend A's mom turns around and offers to go down on me. and it's sort of like I'm indesisive and going in between about whether it's ok or not. friend B for some reason keeps saying "oh by all means of course, go ahead" in a literal and non sarcastic tone but I don't want to offend him so it takes me a while to agree to it.
I don't know if she ever did before I woke up. I seem to remember taking my pants off and her saying like "ooh, I love a man with no balls"
then I think somehow the van became their livingroom and friend A's dad sees us doin' it and throws me out through the glass door I remember climbing over barbed wire to get away... and when I got up this morning I had scratches of ripe peeled skin in weird places.

so idk... it's a little frightening. it's like the porno version of nightmare on elm st.



That is so much better than what I have to offer.

I had a dark dream last night that I wouldn't have remembered except my girlfriend woke up at 2:30 am because she wasn't feeling well, and so I woke up, too. I was going into this apprenticeship type thing, and I first had to apply. There was someone who was my mentor or supervisor or something, who was eerily similar to Prof. Snape. He had me doing something illegal that involved preserved (but rotting) animal carcasses that had no bones. One of these was a pig that was at the bottom of the pile, and someone came to inspect it, so I quickly shoved it under the table and its guts fell out. Then I was doing this with other animals, into this sink. I was reaching into some disgusting sink water to pull out stuff that had built up in the sink drain, and was gagging, when the assessment person came up beside me and said I had the job. I'm pretty sure I was about to vomit on her when I woke up.

Then I had another dream that involved going to this GORGEOUS university with all these stone buildings and gardens and what not. I lived in a dorm on campus, and a bunch of my friends from Vancouver lived in other dorms at the same university. I went to visit one of my friends and cooked instant noodles, and then saw another four friends on their way to visit another of my friends. Then I ran into my ex. I jumped up onto this ledge of this garden area, walked along it, then jumped to the doorway into my building. He said that he liked seeing other people do the things he likes to do. Basically this dream was filled with happy, because I saw so, so many people that I miss so, so much.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: old news on March 02, 2009, 07:18:26 AM
...I dreamt, briefly, that someone called 'Cassie' was posting here in the photos thread, and telling everyone how horrible they looked :(
I don't really remember the rest of the dream though. I would like normal sleeping patterns back please.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on March 02, 2009, 05:21:58 PM
INDJA INDIE INNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIEEEEE!

I did it!
I had a dirty dream!
I know, I'm a 16yr old boy it shouldn't be that big of a deal for me but I really haven't had one in FOREVER.
Relish that dream, sir. Relish with all your might. Although yours sounds like it didn't end quite as hoped, I am of the opinion that wet dreams are fucking awesome. I haven't been lucky enough to have one in ages.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: hateandjealousy on March 02, 2009, 06:16:41 PM
two nights ago I dreamed that; I was being chased by the mafia for some reason, and I had to hide in the woods. it was weird.
then later that night I had to cut darth maul in half twice. it was even weirder

and then 1 night ago I dreamed that I lived in a post apocalyptic community that revolved entirely around Slayer. and some point I got blown, and that pissed off the chief dude. The chief then decided to kill this one lady because she was pregnant and we couldn't have any more people. wtf! it was one of the weirdest dreams I have ever had. 
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on March 03, 2009, 11:50:28 AM
INDJA INDIE INNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIEEEEE!

I did it!
I had a dirty dream!

WELL DONE! This is a corker, I'm proud of you  O0

I had another smexy dream last night, but I dunno if I can be bothered posting it. It wasn't that interesting - well, no, it was, and it was pretty fucking weird too, but I don't want to hog the thread with my sex dreams ^.^
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on March 03, 2009, 12:07:45 PM
INDJA INDIE INNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIEEEEE!

I did it!
I had a dirty dream!

WELL DONE! This is a corker, I'm proud of you  O0

I had another smexy dream last night, but I dunno if I can be bothered posting it. It wasn't that interesting - well, no, it was, and it was pretty fucking weird too, but I don't want to hog the thread with my sex dreams ^.^
come now don't be that way.
this thread was made for your smex dreams.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on March 03, 2009, 01:34:17 PM
INDJA INDIE INNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIEEEEE!

I did it!
I had a dirty dream!

WELL DONE! This is a corker, I'm proud of you  O0

I had another smexy dream last night, but I dunno if I can be bothered posting it. It wasn't that interesting - well, no, it was, and it was pretty fucking weird too, but I don't want to hog the thread with my sex dreams ^.^
come now don't be that way.
this thread was made for your smex dreams.

Well, not officially... Though I do seem to have adopted it rather ^.^

Ok, you twisted my arm.

I was at this big party thing in this hotel and I was getting kinda "aaarghtoomanypeople"y, which I'm sure we can all relate to, so I snuck out the back door for a smoke and a sit down. I was sat on the curb, puffing away slowly and wondering how long it would take for me to freeze to death because it was a fancy dress party and I'd gone a Snufkin from the Moomins, only my little green tunic thing was kinda thin and kinda short, and I'd lost my scarf so it REALLY wasn't cosy (it was in Manchester, btw, so yeah, pretty cold!). The door opened behind me, but I didn't turn round because I was hoping whoever it was would sort of get the hint and not disturb me. Instead, I heard them shut the door quietly behind them, and then they sat down next to me, only I didn't look at them, again hoping they'd bugger off. They sat there for a while, and then like reached out and put their hand on the small of my back. I was still ignoring them, but they moved their hand up and round so it was on my ribcage the side furthest from them. Then they moved in closer, and took my hat off (Snufkin has a big green hat ^.^) and put their other hand on the inside of my thigh, just up from my knee. I was wearing stockings, not tights, so there was nothing between their hand and my skin, and their hand was really cold and quite sort of dry & rough, you know? Then they kissed the nape of my neck, and it was all stubbly so I knew it was a guy. I chucked my cig away, and was about to look at him when he moved and started kissing me on the mouth, so I shut my eyes because kissing with your eyes open is just weird. His hand moved up, past my pussy to my stomach and like rested there while he kissed me some more, and then he moved from my mouth to start kissing my ears. I've got like waaay ticklish ears, so I was laughing and he laughed too, and then he pulled back and like covered my eyes with his hand and pulled me up so I was standing. Then he pushed me against the wall and lifted my costume up to sort of just under my bra strap so I could feel the cold bricks behind me on my back. Aaaand then we had sex against the wall.

Woke up pretty happy, tbh.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on March 07, 2009, 01:47:49 PM
Aaw. I drove the Boxers away with my sexy dream...  :-\
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on March 07, 2009, 01:56:17 PM
I don't dream very often.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on March 07, 2009, 01:59:57 PM
THEN WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE, BITCH?!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on March 07, 2009, 02:00:11 PM
Stalking you.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on March 07, 2009, 02:00:26 PM
I knew it...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Ms on March 07, 2009, 11:42:08 PM
I had a bizarre dream last night. I was doing something for class and I was freaking out and sick and mum said "You're coming home," and that pissed me off. Then it went slightly Lolita-ish where I was about fourteen and I ended up having sex with an older guy (one of mum's work colleagues in the dream, but not in real life. I don't know who he was) in a pool. I was in love with him and I knew I shouldn't be and I went around taking photographs of his amazing house and flaunting myself and ~discovering my sexuality~. I don't even know.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on March 08, 2009, 05:18:46 AM
you know, it's incredible how much we can really be honest on here.
it's like we're all friendly but we don't have the whole fear of awkwardness or jeopardy of friendship
except for some certain MANs that are just too punk rock for that.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: The Angel Raliel on March 08, 2009, 05:22:30 AM
had a rather odd dream that we were statuing in our masks again but there was absolutely no one about at all......
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Mr. Leave Me Alone on March 08, 2009, 05:25:09 AM
I had a very very very weird dream. Raliel was in it and he had had a hand removed and replaced with tentacles and a man who looked like Alice Cooper was giving people tattoos of rabbit shaped clouds and I had to go sit in a weird room that was apparently on a train but looked like someone's living room and then I went to this place and there was an evil guy in this room full of computers and he told me that if I didn't give all the petrol to the caterpillar king then something bad that I can't remember would happen. Then I could see some guy standing in a spotlight telling me it would all be okay if I went to KFC.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on March 08, 2009, 05:35:20 AM
I had a very very very weird dream. Raliel was in it and he had had a hand removed and replaced with tentacles and a man who looked like Alice Cooper was giving people tattoos of rabbit shaped clouds and I had to go sit in a weird room that was apparently on a train but looked like someone's living room and then I went to this place and there was an evil guy in this room full of computers and he told me that if I didn't give all the petrol to the caterpillar king then something bad that I can't remember would happen. Then I could see some guy standing in a spotlight telling me it would all be okay if I went to KFC.

GAWD!
why can't we all have dreams like you do?
I'm so overwhelmed with contempt and envy
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: old news on March 08, 2009, 06:58:38 AM
I had a very very very weird dream. Raliel was in it and he had had a hand removed and replaced with tentacles and a man who looked like Alice Cooper was giving people tattoos of rabbit shaped clouds and I had to go sit in a weird room that was apparently on a train but looked like someone's living room and then I went to this place and there was an evil guy in this room full of computers and he told me that if I didn't give all the petrol to the caterpillar king then something bad that I can't remember would happen. Then I could see some guy standing in a spotlight telling me it would all be okay if I went to KFC.

That would be the best KFC advert ever made.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on March 08, 2009, 04:29:18 PM
I had a very very very weird dream. Raliel was in it and he had had a hand removed and replaced with tentacles and a man who looked like Alice Cooper was giving people tattoos of rabbit shaped clouds and I had to go sit in a weird room that was apparently on a train but looked like someone's living room and then I went to this place and there was an evil guy in this room full of computers and he told me that if I didn't give all the petrol to the caterpillar king then something bad that I can't remember would happen. Then I could see some guy standing in a spotlight telling me it would all be okay if I went to KFC.

That would be the best KFC advert ever made.

QFT.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: old news on March 09, 2009, 03:21:15 AM
I remember crying a lot in the back seat of the car heading down the motorway through plains. I kept crying, and I think it had something to do with the past...now lost and gone.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Ms on March 09, 2009, 05:10:57 AM
I had a nightmare that was kind of like Nighty Night but not funny. Audrey and me were adults and she had a husband and kids and I was ruining everything, I was ruining her whole life. I can't remember all the details and I'm too lazy to write them out but it was awful.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: BB Gun-it on March 09, 2009, 07:25:28 AM
I dreamt last night of being in University, at a conference. This town that I was in had a scientist who had a laboratory, which had chemicals that sometimes caused the sky to look like the Aurora Borealis, and sometimes look like an electrical storm. It was beautiful, but frightening. There was quite a lot to the dream, but I don't remember most of it. I remember being in one of the buildings for the conference, and going down the stairs to find a whole bunch of lovely shadowboxers. This is the first time I've dreamt of people I haven't seen in real life. Mali and Edgar and Kayla and Audrey and Mar and Sylvia and Anne and Indja were all there, plus more. And everybody was hanging out and chatting and we were all in formal wear and Indja was wearing a dress, and then she lifted it up and showed me her vag-fanny! Spread-eagle and everything. All around it was bruised and red and looked really sore, and I understood that she meant to show me that she had been having a shitload of really rough awesome sex. So, Indja, you're now getting laid in MY dreams, too. Then some time passed, and I for some reason a bunch of us were growing golden statues in our wombs. There was a loud, thud-like BANG! and I understood suddenly that someone's statue had been hit and was now broken. Then suddenly there was another BANG and another broken statue, and another BANG and then my statue was broken and I woke up suddenly to extremely rapid BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! coming from the apartment next to my girlfriends, and it sounded like they were trying to break through the floor or something. We were both awake for a while, and I was scared so I got her to call the police, who came and checked it out, and we went to sleep after they left. Eventful night.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on March 09, 2009, 05:29:56 PM
That. Is. AWESOME!!! ^.^ I'm so glad your subconcious thinks I'm a kinkybitchflasher  :headbang:
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: BB Gun-it on March 09, 2009, 05:31:25 PM
I just wish I was getting the awesome rough sex in my dreams.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: old news on March 22, 2009, 08:11:48 AM
Forced into a small space where I tried to move but could not. Released eventually, like all the others, to record an hour (or 2 hours?) worth of radio show. I managed to escape later, but the woman begged me to do another show, because there was something special about my voice. I was going to, but then Penguins in the Desert started, and so I wasn't needed anymore...
*forgotten*
At the top of a very tall tower, like the Eiffel Tower crossed with the Space Needle, but higher still, with city lights like a sea below me. I get asked how many siblings I have, and I mention my brothers, but I only have one brother, and so my Dad gets angry and starts chasing me. I run down the stairs to the penultimate floor of the tower, and he is chasing me, so I jump down, but he runs faster than me and I know he will catch me up, even though he thinks it is just a race to the bottom...
*forgotten*
Working in a store, that looks like a garden centre. I am carrying armfuls of...plantpots?...and wandering around not knowing what to do with them. Other people are working at displays, and I am getting told to get a move on by the president of our student union, Liz, who seems to be the supervisor here. I wander over to the counters, like the old-style ones in banks, and there's a guy there, Warren, who cuddles up to me close, which feels wonderful. I get embrassed and start to move away and he says I can come over to his room anytime I like. I hurry back to Liz, where I realise I am meant to put the plantpots in a large basket, but I drop some on the floor. Liz then starts singing Girl Anachronism and expects everyone to join in, since this is a Dresden Dolls store afterall...

I had another dream after that, but I don't remember as much. Photographing pigeons, funerals at sea for dead hedgehogs, meeting sarah who was lovely, and at one point leaving Gandalf behind on the magical island knowing he was going to die soon and crying as he sent a light of hope into the dark night sky above...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on March 22, 2009, 08:22:23 AM
I had a dream last night about a spider. A huge spider. I think in my dream, I knew it was a tarantula, but it's body was the size of my trunk, and had legs the thickness of my arms. It was a scary spider*. It only had two eyes also, which was weird and it would look right at me like he knew what I was thinking, and send shivers down my spine.
This spider was in our house. It may or may not have been someone's pet, I think not, but I knew there was a reason that he is in our house. We tried to kill it without much success. I think it was smarter than us. We would cut legs off and they would grow back.

After that, it gets blurry, I can't really remember what happens, but I know we killed it, somehow, and then I see an image flash up, it was just letters on a background. There were four of them, and they meant something. In my dream, I knew what they meant but I forget now. I know one stood for "Hannah" which, in my dream, was the name of a friend of mine (her real name is Jess), and after the "title screen" was off, she was there and she was telling me a lot of odd things.

I just remembered that I was crying in my dream from a dream I was having. (I was dreaming in my dream...)
I cannot remember most of what happened, so it doesn't make much sense, but it was really strange. I haven't had a strange dream in a while.

*Spiders usually don't scare me, I quite like them actually.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on March 22, 2009, 01:27:23 PM
I spent the entirety of last night dreaming about an internal monologue on the philosophy of hit points, and woke up with a fucking head ache...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: BB Gun-it on March 23, 2009, 10:02:38 AM
I dreamt last night that I went out for dinner, got some meal with chicken and a glass of beer, moved to another seat and ordered salmon and wine, finished both meals and drinks, I was incredibly drunk, the bill came to $55 and I used the credit card that my mom pays for and wrote "I love you, mom" at the bottom of the receipt, after I'd signed it. Then people started telling us we had to go home, because it was too late (even though it was still light out) so I shoved all my stuff into one spot and then into my bag and wrestled myself to my house. I went to bed, then woke up and realized I had to leave to go to the airport. Then I accidentally went to New Zealand instead of Florida, but it was okay because for some reason Briar was in New Zealand to take care of me. Also, someone told me that places/things starting with the letter R would help me sober up, so I got Briar to take me to a hotel with a name starting with "R." Then I woke up for real and swore I was drunk, except I really wasn't.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Mr. Leave Me Alone on March 25, 2009, 06:51:49 AM
I had a dream that I decided I was going away and spent most of my money on a ticket to go to the Lake District, which is where I am moving in real life soon, anyway. Sarah (who is sarah on here) lives sort of close-ish and I had texted her saying I was going to give her a call soon so that she could come and meet me and I wouldn't be stuck there by myself and I got there and kept calling her and she never answered. So I decided to buy tickets to go home and there were 3 windows where you could buy tickets and behind two of them were sets of conjoined twins and in the middle one was a little old lady and they were all laughing, constantly. Not at me or anyone else, just laughing. The little old lady sold me bits of blue paper whilst other customers played card games with the conjoined twins, even though I think they were meant to be selling tickets and then little bits of blue paper were supposed to be my tickets so I got on the train and went home and when I got home, I went to my room and was dragged into a photo shoot where we were all meant to be angels and for some reason, it was taking place in my room. And I had to lie on my sewing table (which, in the dream, was longer than it is in real life. I would not be able to lie on it in real life.) and contort my legs into a weird position and hold up a sign and they had painted clouds and moons and stars onto the wall behind me (I kept asking if the paint would come off because it was my room and I didn't want it there and they kept saying 'yes, yes, yes, smile.') whilst a photographer girl I used to be friends with but now hardly speak to (in reality, she also took the photo that is in my avatar at the moment) took photos to advertise some travel agency...
That was all very clear. But I can also remember some really foggy stuff, like people cleaning pink towels by hand in a giant sink. It's probably the clearest I've remembered a dream in ages, though.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: turtle club on April 08, 2009, 08:30:13 AM
well when i was 7 i had a black and white dream. i was at my grandmother's house, and i was going to the bathroom. so i walked into this bathroom with cream coloured tiles, a big mirror opposite the door, a toilet in front of me, and a basin to the left of that. i turned around to lock the door, and then turned back. The toilet lid was open,and it had grown large glossy teeth shaped in isoceles triangles. each tooth was about the size of my palm.
the toilet also had massive, ugly, scary eyes on the cistern. it looked at me and growled, and wrenched itself out of the floor where it was fixed with concrete or something. i turned around, bolted out the door, and ran downstairs with the toilet running along right behind me. every room i passed in the hall was full of identical, snarling toilets, surging forward to eat me. i got to a door at the end of the hall that in real life leads to a corridor, but in the dream it was a cupboard and i was trapped. it was full of toilets too. they all rushed in behind me, and everything went black. i assumed i had been eaten.


another dream, one i had last night, was that i met Sylvia K in some massive shopping town or something. i don't know what Sylvia K looks like, i just knew it was her. all i can remember about her appearance was that she was wearing horizontally striped white and red stockings, amanda-style.
I had a box of brownies containing dessicated coconut with me, for some reason.
Sylvia K and i had to look for something or someone, but i've forgotten what. probably something to do with amanda though.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: turtle club on April 08, 2009, 08:55:38 AM
another epic dream, from thursday 19th march

it was about an amanda palmer concert. note; i had been to a sydney opera house show 3 weeks earlier.
we were in a beautiful old theatre house, similar to the one in phantom of the opera. although that was only the top half (cieling and walls) of the room. there were two semicircle shaped messenine levels which sloped towards hte middle of the room, which was circular in shape. lighting was very bright one the messenines, it was a cream coloured, warm light.  They had lots of lighting equipment and jumbles of wires on them, which were not being used. in the middle of hte room, in the space left by the messesines, was a dark pit. there was no light down there at all, just deep shadow. in the middle of the pit, there was an upright piano, where amanda was sitting on one of those long padded piano benches. She was wearing a black t shirt, stockings (may have been fishnets, can't remember), garter belt, pettipants. She sat with her right leg folded under her so her right foot was under her left thigh, her left leg stretched out across the seat.

on one of the messenines were many people, some family, some friends and some i didn't know.
myself and another friend were on the other messesine. amanda was facing hte first messesine with her back to us, looking up at them and playing a song i can't remember. she suddenly whipped her head around over her left shoulder and stared at us, really intensly. after two seconds, we ran away, back through the messenine entrance door behind us. as we ran, someone from the audience yelled out "look, they're scurrying like mice!" i think this was the only sound in the whole dream. we had shrunk and become grey mice. we ran out of the room and down a curved corridor that had maroon fabric hangings and deep shadows.

this dream was so vivid that i plan to illustrate it, because what i have in my mind i can't really describe any other way.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Jono on April 08, 2009, 02:17:14 PM
This is not my dream but somebody else's

In the middle of the night he started to yell "Jono! Get off me!"
He can't remember it, but I find it pretty funny I made that much of an impression on him
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Pliwood180 on April 09, 2009, 07:20:19 AM
"Last Night I Dreamt that Somebody Loved Me" popped into my head as soon as I woke up this morning.

I had a dream that I was dating someone really amazing. They don't actually exist though...It was such a great dream, then my stupid alarm woke me up >.<
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: the astronaut on April 11, 2009, 11:28:47 AM
i had a dream about working in a volunteer animal shelter that was some strange mix between Willy Wonka's Factory and an adoption center...

there was this cat there, that was white, but it looked like someone had thrown sprinkles on him and let them melt to dye little colored spots all over his fur.

i wanted to take him home with me.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Half Mar on April 28, 2009, 07:46:29 AM
I had a weird dream where around 4 of our 6 goats died (in real life, we only have 2). We all freaked out, because we were scared it had to do with something like the swine flu. We didn't want people to find out, and especially not the government, in case they would decide that all our other animals would have to be killed. So my brother started dragging the dead goats of our land, and buried them elsewhere around the house. Later my dad came home and he started helping my brother.

I felt very weird waking up from this :/
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Ms on April 28, 2009, 07:57:49 AM
That made me giggle for some reason?

I had a dream about Pyramid Head from Silent Hill 2 and the other monsters. It...it was actually an okay dream? They were just kinda like bouncers or something. I can't remember but it wasn't a bad dream.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Pelle on April 28, 2009, 05:57:42 PM
Last night I dreamed about the friend of mine who crashed and almost died and is now blind.

In my dream he was happy and alive, and everything was okay, and the story wasn't true.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on May 05, 2009, 09:33:25 PM
This is not my dream but somebody else's

In the middle of the night he started to yell "Jono! Get off me!"
He can't remember it, but I find it pretty funny I made that much of an impression on him

either that or you dreamed you were lying in bed and you were really raping him.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on May 06, 2009, 05:27:20 PM
I haven't had a sex dream in aaaaaages.

I think my loins-to-brain connection is faulty :(
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Pliwood180 on May 06, 2009, 05:31:51 PM
I haven't had a sex dream in aaaaaages.

I think my loins-to-brain connection is faulty :(

Same here, yo.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: old news on May 06, 2009, 05:57:06 PM
I haven't had a sex dream in aaaaaages.

I think my loins-to-brain connection is faulty :(

Same here, yo.

Same here too. Except I don't think I've ever had a sex dream...I wouldn't mind one, though.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on May 07, 2009, 01:24:31 PM
I haven't had a sex dream in aaaaaages.

I think my loins-to-brain connection is faulty :(

Same here, yo.

Same here too. Except I don't think I've ever had a sex dream...I wouldn't mind one, though.

Ah, you need only flick through this thread to see the frequency with which I used to have them ^.^ They were always really rad too... I miss 'em :(
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: old news on May 07, 2009, 02:15:02 PM
I haven't had a sex dream in aaaaaages.

I think my loins-to-brain connection is faulty :(

Same here, yo.

Same here too. Except I don't think I've ever had a sex dream...I wouldn't mind one, though.

Ah, you need only flick through this thread to see the frequency with which I used to have them ^.^ They were always really rad too... I miss 'em :(
Hope they come back then! :)

In my case, I'm kinda hoping that before too long, I won't need them.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on May 08, 2009, 03:21:30 PM
I haven't had a sex dream in aaaaaages.

I think my loins-to-brain connection is faulty :(
I had a sex dream about you the other night.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on May 09, 2009, 04:30:28 PM
I haven't had a sex dream in aaaaaages.

I think my loins-to-brain connection is faulty :(
I had a sex dream about you the other night.

SCORE! What was it??
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Pelle on May 09, 2009, 05:55:57 PM
I only have sex dreams about everything around sex, but never sex itself.

I had a dream about fondling someone's breasts a few days ago, but that was it.  >:(
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on May 09, 2009, 06:10:27 PM
I haven't had a sex dream in aaaaaages.

I think my loins-to-brain connection is faulty :(
I had a sex dream about you the other night.

SCORE! What was it??
I'll be honest: lotta rape.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on May 10, 2009, 08:55:16 AM
I haven't had a sex dream in aaaaaages.

I think my loins-to-brain connection is faulty :(
I had a sex dream about you the other night.

SCORE! What was it??
I'll be honest: lotta rape.

Ah. Less SCORE, more EW.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on May 10, 2009, 09:00:43 AM
No, I jest. Though I did used to be friends with a girl at school called Isabel Cleaver, who stopped talking to me for two months after having a dream that I raped her (a fact that I only found out six years after it happened). In reality, I have never had a dream in which I've raped anyone.


Or done it in real life.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on May 10, 2009, 11:00:11 AM
Yeah, whatevz, backpeddla xD
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: The Angel Raliel on May 11, 2009, 02:58:38 AM
I sense an obsession with violent and control related sexuality from someone on this board..... I am pretty sure that they might need serious psychological help....
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on May 11, 2009, 05:07:18 AM
I sense an obsession with violent and control related sexuality from someone on this board..... I am pretty sure that they might need serious psychological help....
Sense how? I would have thought that the lack of rape-based dreams would have been evidence against.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: ddabrockhard on May 11, 2009, 11:38:19 PM
i had a dream that i was swimming with a walrus and then we flew to hogwarts..strange.
i liked it
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: turtle club on May 12, 2009, 02:33:41 AM
i had a dream that A was my auntie (?) or some close relative, and we were at a celebration at my house but it was cobbled together from components of my pre-removated house and my post-renovated house
and beth turned up, and offered me one of those "txt me when ur ready to..." T-shirts but the dream stopped before i got it
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: my beautiful idiot on May 12, 2009, 10:02:46 AM
I had a dream earlier last week that I was being stalked.

It took place at night, and I was driving in my car when another car pulled up next to me at a light. The guy had his window rolled down and kept saying "Hey girrrrrl" (in a creepy tone).

Eventually, he caught up with me and it was a little too real so I jolted out of my sleep. It was the strangest thing. I rarely have dreams that are so scary that I literally have to snap myself out of sleeping.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: slyvia k on May 12, 2009, 10:43:35 AM
last night i dreamed i was like, on a trip, with people i didn't know that well... and then we went to this sort of institution for mentally challenged people, and amanda was there, playing with those teenagers. and then in my ''group'' there were people from former classes, like elementary school, or middle school, and i had to guess who they were....
and i saw the girl who was my best friend for some years at elementary school (who then turned out to be a popularity bitch and didn't even talk to me at middle school) and we went in a bedroom and started making out. uhm. i haven't seen or thought of the girl for years, it was odd.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on May 13, 2009, 04:05:27 PM
I had a dream last night where I was at this summer school at Oxford, but instead of doing Theology we were stargazing. And Cori was there. And she kept copying me. WTF?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Pliwood180 on May 13, 2009, 05:52:22 PM
Pushed a giant pine tree into my math teacher's room without knowing it. Got pine needles everywhere, he told me to clean them up. Went to get a lint roller to clean the mess, was locked inside a box inside a room. Kept fumbling with keys, finally got lint roller and cleaned the mess.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Mr. Leave Me Alone on May 13, 2009, 05:58:24 PM
Had a weird/awesome one where Sarah got a record contract and took me camping with her.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: ylferb on May 14, 2009, 02:36:19 AM
Not so much a weird dream but a weird thing happened last night...
Woken up by a phone message at 3.30am from a friend...I was immediately pissed off because I thought I had work today, which I don't.
What was weirder was I tried to answer it without being too loud so I wouldn't wake audrey who was sleeping on my floor - before I realised that Audrey was gone...took me a couple of minutes to realise that she wasn't staying over and hadn't been for the past four nights or something.

This is the second time this has happened...I find myself checking for Audrey on the floor when I wake up.

Auds, you're weird.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Mr. Leave Me Alone on May 14, 2009, 02:40:31 AM
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Andy Pants on May 14, 2009, 04:04:19 AM
I find if I wake up, then go back to sleep again I can't remember my dreams. And I never like them when I do so I've taken to doing this a lot lately.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tiervexx on May 17, 2009, 04:07:05 PM
If you want to remember more dreams start taking a B Vitamin complex.  It works really well in addition to having a number of other health benefits!

A while back I had a dream where there was a huge loch ness monster like creature in a big water tank in town and me and a few friends (none of them existed in real life, but while in the dream I felt that I knew them well) where determined to rescue it.

To do this we hijacked a huge floating crane device and loaded the creature onto it.  I was trying to drive this thing with the creature to a near by beach but I kept dropping the creature and there was a labyrinth of little rivers along the way that I kept confusing for the sea I needed to get to.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on May 17, 2009, 09:08:49 PM
I dreamt that Darth Vader was sad that his space station got blown up, so he ate lots of Kit Kat Chunkies to make himself feel better. And I woke up really craved Kit Kat Chunkies.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on May 18, 2009, 04:10:57 PM
I dreamt that Darth Vader was sad that his space station got blown up, so he ate lots of Kit Kat Chunkies to make himself feel better. And I woke up really craved Kit Kat Chunkies.

That's *actually* one of my new favourites.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Mr. Leave Me Alone on May 19, 2009, 03:57:02 PM
I had a dream that I was trapped in a library and it was really, really scary and I woke up shaking.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on May 19, 2009, 04:11:40 PM
I had a dream that I was trapped in a library and it was really, really scary and I woke up shaking.


But libraries are rad!!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Ms on June 07, 2009, 07:40:51 AM
Shit Sarah, that's awesome.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Ms on June 07, 2009, 10:50:39 AM
Sarah, you're so hardcore.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: turtle club on June 07, 2009, 10:50:29 PM
nice dream that. :)

whenever i have a detailed dream, i remember only sections of it and forget what happened inbetween
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: [CPCTC]Mrs.Picklez on June 08, 2009, 01:30:14 AM
I had a dream I was trapped in mall fighting off zombies.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: noodlemac on June 08, 2009, 01:48:38 AM
I have weird dreams just about every night.

When i got my Xbox360 i had a dream that had combinations of all the video games i had got for the console...

I'll tell it breifly, it started off as me in the midst of a war, the area looked very simular to the map pipelines from call of duty 4, but it was also raining.
I ran out of that area and into another place that was bright and colorfull and looked alot like the new banjo kazooie game, i didn't stay there for long because i ended up having to run away from zombies and i had to try and make it to some island with a group of people without getting killed. Once i got to the island i escpaed in a helicopter.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on June 08, 2009, 06:50:09 AM
Last night, I had this dream and my sister's bed was where our main shower is. (Our main shower is in this little alcove type thing, and the shower takes up all of it). Well, it was there, but the window was moved over a bit, and it was a tiny bit longer, but there was still no way you could stretch your legs. And, I just remember it being really comfy, but I couldn't get sleep cos there was too many things distracting me, like the curtain was open and then someone came in.

That was just before I woke, I think it was my mind's way of telling me to stay the fuck in bed.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Half Mar on June 08, 2009, 06:58:59 AM
My dream from last night was like a Buffy episode, only with dollhouse people (not the show from the Buffy writer, but our dollhouse). It was friggin awesome in every possible way :D
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tiervexx on June 08, 2009, 02:44:26 PM
I had a cool dream where I was hanging out with a super advanced alien who sort of looked like a skaven from Warhammer (http://lucas.hardi.org/images/skaven7.jpg)

He was telling me about all the super advanced virtual reality games they have that let you experience anything!  ANYTHING!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Mandaz087 on June 11, 2009, 12:15:25 AM
dream last night:

dreamt that i was upset because there were NOT bats on my ceiling (as if the presence of bats was normal), then woke up and was relieved because it was just a dream. but...STILL no bats on my ceiling! then realized that oh...wait...there aren't supposed to be any. weird.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Pliwood180 on June 11, 2009, 09:31:08 AM
I'm really freaked out from last night's dream, but it wasn't really that freaky  :-\

My mom was driving me to a No Doubt concert and my sister was in the van. It was a really uber long drive, and as we're nearly there I realized that I didn't have my ticket. I started crying uncontrollably. Absolutely bawling my eyes out. Turned out that my friend that was going to the concert with me hadn't left her house yet, and she picked it up for me.

Then we waited in a line for a really long time. And I woke up.

It's silly, I know, but I feel really weird right now...

(Also: I would seriously cry if I did forget my ticket in July. I love them way too much.)
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tiervexx on June 11, 2009, 03:28:25 PM
Me and a bunch of other people where sealed in a huge building that had all the inner workings of a city inside.  The exit was guarded by a HUGE lioness.  Not just big for a lion, the animal was bus sized.

The lioness would teleport through the building and kill people who it thought had violated one of the seven deadly sins.

I had decided I'd try to leave, and hoped to sneak around the lioness but she looked at me.  Just then I woke up with my heart racing.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tiervexx on June 12, 2009, 07:17:00 PM
Last night I dreamed that I was in prison.  I don't know why I just was.

I was spending all my time studying advanced mathematics for a PhD qualifying exam when I got out so that I could be productive while I was stuck in there.

As much as I like math it does strike me as odd that I just had to be in prison to be studying complex analysis and such...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tiervexx on June 15, 2009, 07:00:41 PM
Okay, had a really weird one last night. (don't read if you are squeamish)

I saw a thick black ingrown hair in my left wrist and I pulled it out only to see another such hair sink back in (was the same hair) as I pulled.

Than I saw that my left arm had numerous HUGE shoelace thick black hairs (they where flat like many shoelaces, not round like normal hairs) that where sort of woven through the skin.  I had to cut parts of it than pull them out of my skin leaving little bleeding slits in the skin.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Pliwood180 on June 15, 2009, 10:10:01 PM
I was in a class with random people from the past that I don't see anymore. Some current friends were there too.

Then the scene totally switched. The cast of the L Word was sitting on some stairs, and I was sitting at the bottom. They all just watched me, but Kate Moennig was talking to me. It was like my dream started in the middle of our conversation, so it didn't make any sense. But it was like we'd known each other for awhile and knew what the other meant. Then after talking to her I started flirting with some random girl.

So...not a bad dream at all :)
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tiervexx on June 15, 2009, 10:20:30 PM
I was in a class with random people from the past that I don't see anymore. Some current friends were there too.

Then the scene totally switched. The cast of the L Word was sitting on some stairs, and I was sitting at the bottom. They all just watched me, but Kate Moennig was talking to me. It was like my dream started in the middle of our conversation, so it didn't make any sense. But it was like we'd known each other for awhile and knew what the other meant. Then after talking to her I started flirting with some random girl.

So...not a bad dream at all :)

I'm not even into women but I'd still prefer that over my last dream!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Pliwood180 on June 15, 2009, 10:22:49 PM
I was in a class with random people from the past that I don't see anymore. Some current friends were there too.

Then the scene totally switched. The cast of the L Word was sitting on some stairs, and I was sitting at the bottom. They all just watched me, but Kate Moennig was talking to me. It was like my dream started in the middle of our conversation, so it didn't make any sense. But it was like we'd known each other for awhile and knew what the other meant. Then after talking to her I started flirting with some random girl.

So...not a bad dream at all :)

I'm not even into women but I'd still prefer that over my last dream!
Haha, I would too if I were you! That's strange...Maybe a situation goes deeper than you originally thought? That's how I'd interpret that one.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tiervexx on June 15, 2009, 10:31:28 PM
I was in a class with random people from the past that I don't see anymore. Some current friends were there too.

Then the scene totally switched. The cast of the L Word was sitting on some stairs, and I was sitting at the bottom. They all just watched me, but Kate Moennig was talking to me. It was like my dream started in the middle of our conversation, so it didn't make any sense. But it was like we'd known each other for awhile and knew what the other meant. Then after talking to her I started flirting with some random girl.

So...not a bad dream at all :)

I'm not even into women but I'd still prefer that over my last dream!
Haha, I would too if I were you! That's strange...Maybe a situation goes deeper than you originally thought? That's how I'd interpret that one.
Maybe...  I can't think of any really big problems I'm having that would fit that description though...  Maybe it relates to my paranoid fear that one of my best friends is secretly annoyed with me...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tiervexx on June 16, 2009, 05:49:56 PM
I once had this dream where the Grim Reaper had killed my sister, my boyfriend and my best friend, and I had to pick one to bring back to life. It was more like a nightmare. Except for the fact that the Grim Reaper carried a staff in the shape of a gigantic penis :P. I remember my dreams very often, and they're usually really weird and awesome. Sometimes they're lucid, and lucid dreams are the best kind. I wish I'd dream lucid more often.

 :D  I don't remember my dreams last night... first time in a while.  I hope I get them tonight!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on June 17, 2009, 01:19:09 PM
I've had the same nightmare (pretty much...) two nights in a row now, 3 times each night. I'm not impressed.

Basically, in each one, I'm awake in bed and it's dark, and I'm trying to either turn my phone or my MP3 player on or off, and it won't work at ALL, and then every time I try and turn the light on the switch just goes straight back to off again. As previously mentinoed on the SB, I am TERRIFIED of the dark, so every time I can't turn the light on, I'm getting more and more panicked. Then I realise that there's some big vile thing in my room, creeping up on me or looming over me or something, and I end up waking up screaming and sweating and not in the cool fun sexy way.

Last night was the worst, the third time I had it I dreamt that I woke up, had the same nightmare, woke up from that one, had the same nightmare, then finally woke up properly. I was SO confused and scared and it was daaaaaaaark :'(
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on June 17, 2009, 09:09:05 PM
I keeping having flashbacks about Elle...blergh...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: turtle club on June 18, 2009, 03:25:01 AM
i had a dream that i was with my friend on a bus, travelling to another friend's house. We've only been there once, so we were meant to keep an eye out for when we needed to get off. For some reason, we were talking and paid no attention to where we were, and so we passed our stop on the bus and continued on for ages. We realised, and decided to keep going. Then, we came to a military base or something and the bus driver made us get off the bus, and drove into the base while we were locked outside. We realised that we had to get home, and so decided to hitch hike.  The first car that stopped for us was a dark colour and an irregular tall but narrow shape. It had two steering wheels. The guy driving was using one of  the wheels, and the other one was in front of the passenger seat. Because there was two of us, i wasn't sure how we would fit in the car; and i promptly woke up, and realised i had overslept again and had 10 minutes before i had to leave for the bus
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: embitteredatheist on June 20, 2009, 04:41:56 PM
Okay, this one was odd.

It was a repeat of a dream that I had a while ago, and it was identical except that people that I met in the first dream knew and recognised me and were saying stuff like 'good to see you again', and 'you still owe me a drink from last time'.

It wasn't a nightmare/evil dream, just really creepy for that kind of strange self-awareness - meta-dream!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on June 22, 2009, 04:40:49 AM
I was at RockNess, and met Kurt Cobain. We made out for twenty minutes. Then I was following him backstage for a pint and I thought I'd lost my wellies, but I was actually wearing them - he thought I was a little dim, so I left. On the train home, I got off at this random station for a wee and the train left without me. There wasn't another train to Manchester coming, so I got on one that I thought was going to Rose Hill which is kind of close, but was actually going to Rosa Parks, the civil rights activist. She was very nice, but definitely not home.

And, in case you're wondering, Kurt's a *very* good kisser ;)
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Pliwood180 on June 22, 2009, 09:21:25 AM
I was at RockNess, and met Kurt Cobain. We made out for twenty minutes. Then I was following him backstage for a pint and I thought I'd lost my wellies, but I was actually wearing them - he thought I was a little dim, so I left. On the train home, I got off at this random station for a wee and the train left without me. There wasn't another train to Manchester coming, so I got on one that I thought was going to Rose Hill which is kind of close, but was actually going to Rosa Parks, the civil rights activist. She was very nice, but definitely not home.

And, in case you're wondering, Kurt's a *very* good kisser ;)
Wow, that's quite random!

Mine last night was horribly amazing...I remember that I was in some sort of obstacle course race thing. I was really really close to the finish line, and all I had to do was cross a rope ladder. So I got on, and while I was climbing people around me started humming "Silent Night". I started yelling at them because it was putting me to sleep, and I didn't want to fall off. The weird part is, they were humming like they wanted me to fall, but they were gesturing for me to make it with their hands and arms. Like, waving me over to the end.

I won, then I went to the bathroom to wash up. (I have dreams like this part ALL of the time) I'm in the bathroom looking for a stall, even though I don't have to go. They're all either in use, in the dark, or broken. And the bathroom is absolutely HUGE, so I look for quite a long time.

After that, I somehow ended up on my couch at home watching tv. Someone was there, I dunno who. She had her arms around me, though, and it was really incredibly nice. Usually I wake up then, but actually we sat there just watching tv for awhile. THEN I woke up. 

:-\ It was one of those, "Mmm, nice dream...Wait, now I'm depressed..." things.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tiervexx on June 28, 2009, 03:22:55 PM
I was with a few people and we were breaking into a store at night for no apparent reason and while we were in there it was broken into by some other people who were coming to rob the place.  We hid but were found.

Than I restarted the robbery only this time I had the ability to surround myself with a shield of water magic and I blasted this one robber (who looked A LOT like Brad Pitt) in the face with a jet of water that was intense enough to blast a hole in his head and kill him.

I killed a few more robbers than we all went to a small sushi place that was adjacent to the store...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Cirque on June 28, 2009, 03:28:44 PM
Last week I had a dream that Leisha Hailey, Kate Moennig and I capsized in our small boat while protesting against oyster fishing.
The fishers laughed at us because we were wet when we got back to the shore...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Pliwood180 on June 29, 2009, 09:35:27 AM
I was holding hands with someone who had extremely soft hands.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Alyss on June 29, 2009, 11:20:00 AM
I was holding hands with someone who had extremely soft hands.
Probably me then.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on June 29, 2009, 04:00:00 PM
I had a nightmare last night, and I can't remember most of it (which is really fucking weird for me) but I know that at the end I was talking to this old Chinese couple and then I realised it was a dream and woke up screaming. Tres bizarre.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tiervexx on July 04, 2009, 05:15:03 PM
I've been sleeping poorly but dreaming A LOT lately:

1) I was an elephant and I needed to eat some VERY tall grass that was totally submerged in water.  it was deep enough so that I could walk on the bottom but breath by sticking my trunk up like a snorkel.  There were alligators in the water and I was scared at first than I thought "I'm a freaking elephant what are they ganna do?"

2) This is the best one:  It was far into the future and I was a gorgeous woman who had been found guilty of a crime and as a choice to atone for it I could go hunt down and kill this one nasty alien beast that was becoming a problem.  So I went after it with a small machine gun in each hand and a friend joined me for the hunt...  She was warning me on our way there about how the creature tended to eat people and sometimes more (I knew she meant it would rape people) but I did not feel scared at all.  We found it and gunned it down after a bit of a fight.

I had to let this one officer watch the video of the kill in their office and I knew I would get in trouble if they say that I was helped by a friend but I also saw that he/she (not sure) was alone in her office and that two other aliens (different type than what I hunted) were climbing along the ceiling towards us... I excused myself telling the officer that I was going to give "seeking peace" a try and just as I left I heard the aliens kill the officer letting me off the hook.

I than spent some time flying around and shooting at the second type of alien in a HUGE abandoned mall.  Not because I was required too but because they were kind of a threat and in the way.

3) I was with my two best friends in a house and we needed to kill a few people around there (don't know why) and to do so I gave one of my friends a mask and a coin that would temporarily turn her into Micheal Myers (However that guy from Halloween is spelled).  To make sure we were not killed by her ourselves me and the other friend got in her car and drove off really fast... we than found a huge pinata of an elephant that had lots of food in it... the people eating from it were divided into different sections with the strongest people getting the best food out of the trunk than it gradually got worse till the tail.

I was at the head which had a lot of peanut butter.  After eating my fill I took some back to the people at the tail.  At this point we had forgotten all about my best friend killing people back at that other building...


I'm never satisfied with any of my verbal or written descriptions of my dreams... Experiencing them is always so much more vivid and detailed.  In particular I think the second one would make a good premise for a short story.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Pliwood180 on July 04, 2009, 07:31:53 PM
Last night I dreamt that I was employed by a crime lord. He had me do all kinds of odd jobs, but suddenly they turned into things that would hurt my friends. So I ran away from him. Then I woke up.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Cirque on July 06, 2009, 04:15:29 PM
I dreamt that my friend and I were talking and she mentioned how people were made of paper.
I didn't believe her and then she was acting like everyone else in the world knew.
Then she proved it to me by wetting her arm and it went all...eww.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Pliwood180 on July 07, 2009, 11:07:03 AM
I just remembered random parts of my dream (in no order)...

At my Dad's there was a bubble monster that was trying to suffocate various members of my family. We trapped it in a bag, and I remember stapling/taping it closed frantically.

I was going down some steps at his house, and the first few were normal, but as I went down the distance between each step became very different. Towards the end I had to leap from step to step.

I was in a big bookstore looking for Neil Gaiman books.

I told my dad that I couldn't go to his place this weekend because of a No Doubt concert (true story), and he got really mad.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tiervexx on July 10, 2009, 02:52:56 PM
I was watching one of my best friends playing a game like Fable 2 except that she was a vampire in it and was trying to figure out how to suck blood.  She finally figured out how to use an "iron rope" to restrain people and would then drain away enough blood to knock them out but not kill them.

I went home and went to bed when a tall and very frightening, inhuman looking female vampire with large eyes that glowed a very bright cream color came into my room and pinned me down.  She bent down and bit my neck and I could feel her fangs going into me as she drained a lot of blood.

The vampire also had blueish skin and a very horrifying grimacing teethed expression.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Johnny on July 12, 2009, 03:09:51 PM
i had a dream that i was on a bus and i was sitting sort of beside/in my boyfriends lap and we were underneath a blanket.

it seemed like some kind of school trip.

I was talking to my friends in the adjacent seat while has his hand on my stomach sort of rubbing it with his thumb. it was nice and relaxing and even euphoric.

then he starts to move the covers around and he goes to unbutton my pants. i get nervous and sort of move his hand over and he gives me a weird look. (i'm not one for public foreplay)


the next scene i'm at my house and it's my little cousin's birthday party and everyone is loud and there are decorations and i'm looking for something. I remembered i forgot to buy him a present.

I start to look around the house for his present and everytime i get to a quiet spot my bf starts hardcore trying to get some and it's really uncomfortable because i keep thinking there's toddlers running around everywhere and ANYONE could just walk in. i end up driving to the store to buy a new present and he still wont stop there or in the car on the way.


it pretty much ends there.
it was strange.

on one side i was in love, and finally with someone and happy but on the other i was running around hectic most of the time really anxious

and btw, he didn't really have a face. well, i can't remember what he looked like. i think he just symbolized every guy i've ever seriously  liked.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on July 12, 2009, 03:40:17 PM
I was watching one of my best friends playing a game like Fable 2 except that she was a vampire in it and was trying to figure out how to suck blood.  She finally figured out how to use an "iron rope" to restrain people and would then drain away enough blood to knock them out but not kill them.

I went home and went to bed when a tall and very frightening, inhuman looking female vampire with large eyes that glowed a very bright cream color came into my room and pinned me down.  She bent down and bit my neck and I could feel her fangs going into me as she drained a lot of blood.

The vampire also had blueish skin and a very horrifying grimacing teethed expression.

You have vampire dreams, too?! Oh ma gaw, me too! Except I enjoy mine because I turn into one myself and go around killing people. People I don't like that is.


I have a lot of dreams where I'm in a relationship with an amazing guy but I'm taking advantage of him. And no matter how much I abuse him he's still loves me. And I think what an asshole I am but I keep doing I do, abuse the poor guy.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Golly Mina! on July 13, 2009, 05:45:05 AM
Last Night I Dreamt that Somebody Loved Me ;D
No, but seriously, I had a weird dream in which my dad turned into Peter Griffin and the world turned into a Mario environment. So Peter started jumping on mushrooms and bumping his head against stuff to get coins ;D
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tiervexx on July 13, 2009, 05:55:29 PM
I was in a super market and I found some big jugs of soymilk.  I found a large jug of strawberry flavored stuff and I could not stop drinking it.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: turtle club on July 14, 2009, 08:46:37 PM
i dreampt i had a twin, but she looked like tegan from tegan & sara
we were in a furniture department store that specialised in beds; they had white clay beds, brown clay beds (wet clay that dripped), hammocks, massive cribs for adults, etc. and the cieling was very high up and made of aluminium with skylights.
i had a packet of royal blue eyeliner, and they were all different but they looked the same. and i had one pink eyeliner. my twin stole a handful of my eyeliners so i chased her, and got stopped by an indian man wearing full indian garb, just near a homewares shop decorated in an indian style. i then proceded to wash my  feet in a little pebble display water fountian.
i realised i had to find my twin, and.... my alarm went off.

 :uglystupid2:fun dream, but i wish i remembered more than just patches of it.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tiervexx on July 15, 2009, 04:57:31 PM
crap... I know I had an interesting dream last night but I'll be damned if I can remember anything about it.  I hate it when that happens!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Hallor on July 15, 2009, 06:08:11 PM
I don't dream very often, but when I do, they're really fucking out there xD

I always write them down on my LJ before I forget them, and then when I go back to read old dreams, it's always like "WHOA. when the hell did I dream this? I seriously can't remember this AT ALL"

copy paste from LJ:


There was a lot of dogs, one of them was our dear Malika. They were running around in the garden of what was supposed to be our house, I think. Just that the house was much more epic that it actually is, and it was right by the sea and had its own little bridge and everything. Anyway, we were trying to prevent the dogs from eating our food, I think?

John Barrowman was in it at some point. I think me and my mother were having coffee with him.
Me: But... like, how old are you then? Really?
Mother: !!! you shouldn't ask something like that!
JB: I'm 63.
Me: NO WAY! But you look so young!
JB: It's all healthy food and exercise.
Me: I really must say, you do look gorgeous *almost enters fangirl mode*

And then at some point there was the torchwoodesque events...
I was in some kind of warehouse, looking for something. It was all a bit like a maze, some paths or whatever obstructed by rolls of glass fiber. I don't think I found what I was looking for, but I had to hide, had to stay out of view, had to try to get the hell out of there without being caught. There was an escape car, but I didn't know how to drive. There was someone there with me who did, but was too little to be able to see out the windscreen. It pretty much worked out so that he/she was driving, and I'm going "LEFT! RIGHT! FASTER! SLOWER! TURN LEFT!"

I know it sounds a bit pants, but it was all VERY intense and dramatic!

Having to drive although I actually don't know how to is a bit of a reoccurring concept in my dreams. It was just a couple of weeks since last time, when I dreamed that I had to drive, but the breaks weren't working. It's a symbol for not feeling like you're in control of a situation, right? Then I take it as a good sign that me and whoever it was could work it out together with the help of each other, in last night's dream.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Pliwood180 on July 22, 2009, 10:13:41 AM
I keep having dreams about Tegan and Sara. Which makes me feel a bit weird...I haven't been listening to or even thinking about them in awhile.

There was a booth at a flea market that was selling random things from their life. I dug through it and found a letter from their family to mine. I just took it, because I felt it belonged to me. I also found a Christmas ornament, a small sleigh, that had a tag. It read "To (my family name) From the Quins". I took this too. A few other things happened, but that's the main/strangest part.

Also, in every T&S dream that I've had, they've been looking for a drummer.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Hallor on July 22, 2009, 10:41:39 AM
last night I dreamed I was a hermaphrodite. Had vag + cock, but no balls.

quite a weird one, I must say. Even by my standards.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Pliwood180 on July 23, 2009, 08:32:40 AM
Damn, I'm dreamin' all over the place lately...

Last night I was at some sort of campground and started hanging around this girl. Her mom found out, and was like some sort of religious nutjob. She said we couldn't hang out anymore. We still did. Then when she eventually "flipped", she picked each one of my records up out of the box and tried to relate all of them to the devil or sin of some sort to make me look bad. It was actually really funny. But then to get to a No Doubt record (that I actually own, but isn't wrapped in plastic) she tried to pry it out of its plastic wrap. I freaked out, yelling its a collectable and kicked her til she stopped haha.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Fiddlerswake on July 24, 2009, 10:33:12 PM
my dreams have a recurring theme. they almost always involve zombies (perhaps because i am shamefully sort of part of corporate america) and i am always the only one who knows how to handle the situation. as i make my way to freedom, people just keep following me. i dont want to be their savior and i dont offer them any helpful hints to fight the zombies. and then when we escape the just leave.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Ms on July 25, 2009, 12:39:05 PM
I had a dream about my new rats, except I had twenty and that cat got in and ate one and I had to throw her on the ground until she vomited him up and I was so upset.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: buttercup. on July 25, 2009, 08:18:50 PM
I keep sleep-traveling. Like a few days I ago I dreamed I was in France, then the next night I was in Florida with a really hot half naked English guy, and then last night I was in London and then I went to my crush's house here. I wake up tired too, like I was actually traveling all night.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on July 26, 2009, 03:00:37 PM
FWARG!! Super dream last night.

I was in this stately home having a careers conference thing, and my dad was with me. I kept saying to my careers adviser that I wanted to be either a rock'n'roll star, or if that didn't work out, then a private detective. She told me that I couldn't. I said, "But I want to," and she said, "But you can't." This went on for a while, and then my dad was recognised by this little chinese man in a very nice suit who ran over to him and leapt into his arms. I turned away, and bumped into a very large, very posh looking old chap who clapped me on the back and said, "So, you're the budding anthropologist, are you? Good luck with that, Jenkins!" to which I replied, "Thank you, sir. How's the wife?" and he smiled and said, "Oh, Mildred? She's doing just wonderfully, thank you, Blenkinsop." Then everything changed and he was sat in front of me, out on a very, VERY large lawn, painting his face bright pink having already painted his eyebrows white and put a bright white wig on. There was a crowd round him, and he was saying in a very loud voice, "Well of course, I came up with this make-up when I was playing Hamlet with the RSC..." Turned out we were all putting on a Shakespeare play with Garvey directing, though I didn't actually see him for a while. Only problem was, we didn't have any extras so we had to use peasants from the local village, who I think had taken their personalities from the guys at Monty Python - they were all very, very funny, and all insisting that their animals get used in the play as well. The set was this giant cardboard fort, but we didn't have enough boxes to make it as big as Garvey wanted it to be, so when Pinkface stood up to say his lines, he looked like a proper giant. Turned out that the peasants had millions of boxes, but they only let us use them if we put their animals in the show, so by the end of it, the fort was about 100ft high and the front of the lawn was covered in goats, pigs, hens and horses. We obviously couldn't climb on the cardboard, because it's not sturdy enough, so we all had to make a like human pyramid for Pinkface to climb up to be able to say his lines. Luckily, I was near the top anyway, so I didn't get too squashed, but the peasants were all very well-humoured and didn't seem to mind at all. There were arm-holes all up the fort anyway, so they could stick their hands out to wave at people in the audience. HOWEVER! The neighbouring village, upon seeing this spectacle, thought that we had built the fort and collected the animals in order to attack them, so they attacked first. The whole fort came tumbling down forwards, and me, Pinkface, Garvey, the animals and the peasants were all skidding along the floor in a like tidal wave thing. I looked to the side as we were hurtling along, and keeping exact pace with me was Garvey and a box of my mum's brownies.

Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Paul Jon on July 26, 2009, 08:41:01 PM
That is indeed a weird dream.

I was woken up this morning by a painful ulcer on my tongue and then I gradually drifted off to sleep again, but clearly having rediscovered the Shadowbox and reading all these posts is getting to me, because although I never normally dream about famous people, I started dreaming that Neil Gaiman was being arrested on the beach and dragged off to a black helicopter by some sinister men in uniforms. I knew Amanda would be devastated by this but I couldn't do anything about it. I woke up with the uneasy feeling that the dream meant something...  :-\
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: buttercup. on July 26, 2009, 09:13:45 PM
FWARG!! Super dream last night.

I was in this stately home having a careers conference thing, and my dad was with me. I kept saying to my careers adviser that I wanted to be either a rock'n'roll star, or if that didn't work out, then a private detective. She told me that I couldn't. I said, "But I want to," and she said, "But you can't." This went on for a while, and then my dad was recognised by this little chinese man in a very nice suit who ran over to him and leapt into his arms. I turned away, and bumped into a very large, very posh looking old chap who clapped me on the back and said, "So, you're the budding anthropologist, are you? Good luck with that, Jenkins!" to which I replied, "Thank you, sir. How's the wife?" and he smiled and said, "Oh, Mildred? She's doing just wonderfully, thank you, Blenkinsop." Then everything changed and he was sat in front of me, out on a very, VERY large lawn, painting his face bright pink having already painted his eyebrows white and put a bright white wig on. There was a crowd round him, and he was saying in a very loud voice, "Well of course, I came up with this make-up when I was playing Hamlet with the RSC..." Turned out we were all putting on a Shakespeare play with Garvey directing, though I didn't actually see him for a while. Only problem was, we didn't have any extras so we had to use peasants from the local village, who I think had taken their personalities from the guys at Monty Python - they were all very, very funny, and all insisting that their animals get used in the play as well. The set was this giant cardboard fort, but we didn't have enough boxes to make it as big as Garvey wanted it to be, so when Pinkface stood up to say his lines, he looked like a proper giant. Turned out that the peasants had millions of boxes, but they only let us use them if we put their animals in the show, so by the end of it, the fort was about 100ft high and the front of the lawn was covered in goats, pigs, hens and horses. We obviously couldn't climb on the cardboard, because it's not sturdy enough, so we all had to make a like human pyramid for Pinkface to climb up to be able to say his lines. Luckily, I was near the top anyway, so I didn't get too squashed, but the peasants were all very well-humoured and didn't seem to mind at all. There were arm-holes all up the fort anyway, so they could stick their hands out to wave at people in the audience. HOWEVER! The neighbouring village, upon seeing this spectacle, thought that we had built the fort and collected the animals in order to attack them, so they attacked first. The whole fort came tumbling down forwards, and me, Pinkface, Garvey, the animals and the peasants were all skidding along the floor in a like tidal wave thing. I looked to the side as we were hurtling along, and keeping exact pace with me was Garvey and a box of my mum's brownies.



Can I borrow your mind from time to time? XclapclapX
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Pliwood180 on July 27, 2009, 08:20:49 AM
Met Hayley Williams at a party, and we ended up becoming good friends. We hung out throughout the dream.

Then I had to run to a friend's house to tell them that I wouldn't be trying out for cheerleading (NO clue where that one came from...)
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on July 27, 2009, 03:51:37 PM
FWARG!! Super dream last night.

I was in this stately home having a careers conference thing, and my dad was with me. I kept saying to my careers adviser that I wanted to be either a rock'n'roll star, or if that didn't work out, then a private detective. She told me that I couldn't. I said, "But I want to," and she said, "But you can't." This went on for a while, and then my dad was recognised by this little chinese man in a very nice suit who ran over to him and leapt into his arms. I turned away, and bumped into a very large, very posh looking old chap who clapped me on the back and said, "So, you're the budding anthropologist, are you? Good luck with that, Jenkins!" to which I replied, "Thank you, sir. How's the wife?" and he smiled and said, "Oh, Mildred? She's doing just wonderfully, thank you, Blenkinsop." Then everything changed and he was sat in front of me, out on a very, VERY large lawn, painting his face bright pink having already painted his eyebrows white and put a bright white wig on. There was a crowd round him, and he was saying in a very loud voice, "Well of course, I came up with this make-up when I was playing Hamlet with the RSC..." Turned out we were all putting on a Shakespeare play with Garvey directing, though I didn't actually see him for a while. Only problem was, we didn't have any extras so we had to use peasants from the local village, who I think had taken their personalities from the guys at Monty Python - they were all very, very funny, and all insisting that their animals get used in the play as well. The set was this giant cardboard fort, but we didn't have enough boxes to make it as big as Garvey wanted it to be, so when Pinkface stood up to say his lines, he looked like a proper giant. Turned out that the peasants had millions of boxes, but they only let us use them if we put their animals in the show, so by the end of it, the fort was about 100ft high and the front of the lawn was covered in goats, pigs, hens and horses. We obviously couldn't climb on the cardboard, because it's not sturdy enough, so we all had to make a like human pyramid for Pinkface to climb up to be able to say his lines. Luckily, I was near the top anyway, so I didn't get too squashed, but the peasants were all very well-humoured and didn't seem to mind at all. There were arm-holes all up the fort anyway, so they could stick their hands out to wave at people in the audience. HOWEVER! The neighbouring village, upon seeing this spectacle, thought that we had built the fort and collected the animals in order to attack them, so they attacked first. The whole fort came tumbling down forwards, and me, Pinkface, Garvey, the animals and the peasants were all skidding along the floor in a like tidal wave thing. I looked to the side as we were hurtling along, and keeping exact pace with me was Garvey and a box of my mum's brownies.



Can I borrow your mind from time to time? XclapclapX

You really can - it's highly amusing.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Pliwood180 on July 28, 2009, 08:25:56 AM
I hadn't dreamt or slept properly in ages, but lately it's been a dream almost every night. Usually good ones, but not last night...

I was going to a church frequently, and my youth pastor, that I really like, was talking to me. Jump to awhile later, and people started rumors that we were dating because she asked for my cell number. People kept away from me, made mean jokes, etc. etc. It was weird because they were making fun of me like people would if I came out, but that wasn't why they were attacking me. It went on throughout the whole dream, in various scenarios. Meh.  :-\
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on July 28, 2009, 08:41:11 AM
D'aw, Bianca! That sucks.

My dream last night was pretty weird. I was at this like boarding school (possibly Hogwarts....) and I was hanging out on this lawn with, of course, Neville Longbottom and some other people. Neville was all nervous and rubbishy, but I decided to stop farting about and just make out with him, which was very nice - he has very soft lips. Then I sort of dozed off (in my dream...) sort of leaning on him, and when I woke up we were in my grandma's old front room playing Murder In The Dark, only me and Neville gave up on the game and played Make Out In The Dark instead. I preferred it, personally.

Anyway, he was lovely, and I thoroughly enjoyed myself.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tiervexx on July 28, 2009, 03:14:01 PM
I was in a large factory jumping around trying to avoid getting crushed by the machines as well as creatures lurking under the machines.

I eventually realized I was dreaming and took some control of it.  I put myself in a room and made my friends appear but than started to wake up as I always do when I take control of dreams.  I resisted it but it still happened :'(
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on July 28, 2009, 04:03:24 PM
Oh, baby! That sounds horrible :( You can some of my dreams if you like - they almost always have the perfect balance between REALLY FUCKING WEIRD and REALLY FUCKING FUN.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Pliwood180 on July 28, 2009, 09:48:44 PM
D'aw, Bianca! That sucks.

My dream last night was pretty weird. I was at this like boarding school (possibly Hogwarts....) and I was hanging out on this lawn with, of course, Neville Longbottom and some other people. Neville was all nervous and rubbishy, but I decided to stop farting about and just make out with him, which was very nice - he has very soft lips. Then I sort of dozed off (in my dream...) sort of leaning on him, and when I woke up we were in my grandma's old front room playing Murder In The Dark, only me and Neville gave up on the game and played Make Out In The Dark instead. I preferred it, personally.

Anyway, he was lovely, and I thoroughly enjoyed myself.

Hrm, I know, but your dream rocked!  ;D
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Cirque on July 29, 2009, 08:47:11 AM
My school was having a battery festival :D
To celebrate we watched desperate housewives on DVD.
The whole school was decorated like a power board.

I also had a dream that we had new neighbours (I believe one of them was actually supposed to be Tiervexx)
But anyway they were like...monster hedgehogs, all spikey and stuff.
But then it turned out those were just costumes and they were actually tired looking Chinese guys underneath (They may have been the guy from Ugly Betty, you know on the news)

Fucked up dreams  :D
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on July 29, 2009, 03:16:46 PM
My school was having a battery festival :D
To celebrate we watched desperate housewives on DVD.
The whole school was decorated like a power board.

I also had a dream that we had new neighbours (I believe one of them was actually supposed to be Tiervexx)
But anyway they were like...monster hedgehogs, all spikey and stuff.
But then it turned out those were just costumes and they were actually tired looking Chinese guys underneath (They may have been the guy from Ugly Betty, you know on the news)

Fucked up dreams  :D

That sounds raaaad xD I love the school-as-a-power-board thing, and for some reason it seems Chinese guys are cropping up a fair bit in Dreamland...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Cirque on July 29, 2009, 03:32:11 PM
My school was having a battery festival :D
To celebrate we watched desperate housewives on DVD.
The whole school was decorated like a power board.

I also had a dream that we had new neighbours (I believe one of them was actually supposed to be Tiervexx)
But anyway they were like...monster hedgehogs, all spikey and stuff.
But then it turned out those were just costumes and they were actually tired looking Chinese guys underneath (They may have been the guy from Ugly Betty, you know on the news)

Fucked up dreams  :D

That sounds raaaad xD I love the school-as-a-power-board thing, and for some reason it seems Chinese guys are cropping up a fair bit in Dreamland...

I had a third one where i was waiting at a bus stop late at night and my brothers friend came up behind me and put his hands around my waist. He then led me into the house by the bus stop, he said he would take me home soon because buses are so unreliable.
Anyway in the house there was a party with quite a few people I know, all of which were surprised to see me.
My mom was there but she insisted that she had no idea who I was.
Then my brothers friend flew me home in a helicopter...for some reason I'm sure the dream was set in 1998, don't know why but it was.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Ms on July 29, 2009, 06:35:49 PM
I dreamt I got two tattoos, one inbetween my breasts that was a reference to a song and I was so proud of it and one I didn't realize I was getting on me till it was being done that was paid for by what I think was a combination of a guy I used to know and Andy (PunkRocker) of flowers on the outside of my knee. And I was trying to hide it from my grandparents but they knew and they weren't impressed.

And then there was this thing were me, "Andy" and Audrey were in Neighbours and I got kissed by Paul Robinson to get someone to confess to murder and Bridget was actually a truck and Declan had four baby trucks to look after when she died.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: lucyanna on July 29, 2009, 07:02:21 PM
Last night was the third time I dreamt about spinning a glow stick around, and accidentally hitting someone on the head with the glow stick, causing them to fall off a cliff and die.  :-\
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Cirque on July 29, 2009, 07:04:46 PM
Last night was the third time I dreamt about spinning a glow stick around, and accidentally hitting someone on the head with the glow stick, causing them to fall off a cliff and die.  :-\

Perhaps you should avoid swinging glow sticks outside?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: lucyanna on July 29, 2009, 07:16:53 PM
Last night was the third time I dreamt about spinning a glow stick around, and accidentally hitting someone on the head with the glow stick, causing them to fall off a cliff and die.  :-\
HAHAHA.
What did we do to you?

Hahaha I have no idea :P
I still love you guys and the glow sticks, though.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on July 29, 2009, 07:25:36 PM
i have been having really odd dreams lately and i can remember them when i wake up but when i try to remember them after that, i forget. i just know they're very strange.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: lucyanna on July 29, 2009, 07:44:56 PM
Last night was the third time I dreamt about spinning a glow stick around, and accidentally hitting someone on the head with the glow stick, causing them to fall off a cliff and die.  :-\
HAHAHA.
What did we do to you?

Hahaha I have no idea :P
I still love you guys and the glow sticks, though.


I have mine around my wrist right now!  It reminds me of you guys and makes me all happy.
Awwwww. Yay! :love5: Wild Thing is wearing mine.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Ms on July 29, 2009, 07:47:54 PM
Oh yeah, in my dream I was addicted to getting tattoos.

Last night was the third time I dreamt about spinning a glow stick around, and accidentally hitting someone on the head with the glow stick, causing them to fall off a cliff and die.  :-\

HAHAHAHAHA, oh Lucy I'm sorry but that is hilarious. I love that you are apparently standing near a cliff and spinning a glow stick.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: buttercup. on July 31, 2009, 07:18:29 PM
I was in some sort of highschool, and we were in a cafeteria somewhere away from school. And my best friend from Elementary school (who I haven't seen in a few years) was there, and she was really hungry. And Edgar was there too (!!). But he went and sat far away, so I followed him, forgetting I was hungry too.
He suddenly decided we should go into the city, which happened to be San Francisco. We ditched our class, and decided not to go back to school, and as we were walking to the city we passed ditches and abandoned buildings. But the city looked different, and little discombobulated, like no one really lived there anymore. There were still people meandering around the railway station we were heading towards, but the lighting reminded me of the movie Mirrormask.
Anyway, Edgar and I were talking, and we decided to fly to Rhode Island together. Oh and when we were on the bench we played a song on guitars, and I sang without moving my lips.

Weird? 
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tiervexx on August 02, 2009, 07:59:14 PM
I was a soldier in roman like times wondering through a the ramps of a Colosseum (the ones you'd use to get to the high seats) slashing at enemy soldiers and blasting them with a spell that summoned little fairies.  I think I was trying to break someone out.

I was than woken up in my bed by a little black kitty who ran around my head than got behind me to lick my neck.  I thought "oh wow! my parents got me a cat!"

than I woke up again to find no kitty :'(  It was my first dream within a dream... and I want to get a black kitty when I have my own place.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on August 03, 2009, 03:13:14 PM
I had a dream the other night that one of my school friends/cousin was getting married to a girl from town. The weird thing is, she's a lesbianphobe.

I also had a dream that I kissed my best friend, who is a gay man. Strange, strange dreams.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tiervexx on August 03, 2009, 03:23:17 PM

I also had a dream that I kissed my best friend, who is a gay man. Strange, strange dreams.

Is he hot? :D
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Edric. on August 04, 2009, 01:50:04 AM
I was in some sort of highschool, and we were in a cafeteria somewhere away from school. And my best friend from Elementary school (who I haven't seen in a few years) was there, and she was really hungry. And Edgar was there too (!!). But he went and sat far away, so I followed him, forgetting I was hungry too.
He suddenly decided we should go into the city, which happened to be San Francisco. We ditched our class, and decided not to go back to school, and as we were walking to the city we passed ditches and abandoned buildings. But the city looked different, and little discombobulated, like no one really lived there anymore. There were still people meandering around the railway station we were heading towards, but the lighting reminded me of the movie Mirrormask.
Anyway, Edgar and I were talking, and we decided to fly to Rhode Island together. Oh and when we were on the bench we played a song on guitars, and I sang without moving my lips.

Weird? 

HA!
let's go to RI, my darling. <3 you :)
I can't wait to see you so we can sing without moving our lips!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: marie_x on August 04, 2009, 06:57:50 AM
i was in my old old elementary school
HELL
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Goodbye-Umbrella on August 04, 2009, 10:16:55 AM
apparently when people sleep in my bed they get weird dreams.. i cant remeber them too often, but the last 3 nights i semi have.. and they have been quite weird..
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on August 04, 2009, 11:00:35 AM
Well, I forgot a lot of it but this is what I do know:

-It started with me at a party at the White House with my brother, but then things got a little too heavy so I went for a lie-down in quiet room. A girl was in the bed already, and she gave me a quick cuddle before going back to the party, and then I was feeling all lonely and wanting a hug. The singer of Keane came in and spooned with me for a while, then we made out a bit, and then we got talking about something - I don't remember what but I know he had a very nice voice.

-Then there was something about Homer Simpson driving a car and pretending to be a cop for some reason

-Homer became Chief Wiggum, who then became my dad, who then turned into me

-I was in Glossop (where I liiiiive!) but it was the fifties, and I was driving around in this cop car trying to solve a murder or something like that, and it only hit me towards the end of the dream that I was going to get arrested for impersonating a police officer

-There was a very cute farm boy who had a bloodhound who knew I was innocent of the murder and was trying to help, along with his equally cute friend Janie who had plaits

-I ended up at my school and totalled my first car, so had to go to the police station (which was actually the cop-shop from Ashes To Ashes) to get a new one and then drive back to the school. I came round a corner in the yard to see all these cop cars hanging around near the tennis court where you have to go past to get out, and I drove up to them figuring that my time was up. They arrested me, and then it turned out they were charging me with murder, theft, impersonating a police officer, fraud, breaking and entering and, of all things, cattle rustling. I was livid, but they were having none of it, and as I got led away into the Black Maria, I looked round and the bloodhound was crying.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: JohnnyDBBUK on August 04, 2009, 11:11:04 AM
I keep having this dream where
I am with this Girl who makes
everything around her change
turning depressing mopey hermits
into happy creative people again
shes a bit daggy tho on wednesdays
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on August 07, 2009, 03:53:49 PM
I dreamt I got raped by my ex. Pretty fucking disturbing.

Aw, that's horrible! Every so often an ex of mine pops up in my dreams, but I'm usually kicking him.


But, in other news, you'll all be pleased to hear my crazy sex dreams are back with a vengeance! Last night I spent a lovely few hours with a large stubbly man with blonde hair and blue eyes xD Didn't half weigh a lot... it was lovely  ;)
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Mr. Leave Me Alone on August 08, 2009, 07:23:43 AM
I keep having dreams where I'm talking to or going on dates with exes and I never remember my boyfriend in these dreams, despite the fact that he's the only thing I seem to think about when I'm awake. One of them keeps coming back in all of them and trying to win me back and only in that one did I remember Johnny because I got scared and sent him a text. But only in the dream, of course.
Last night it was me trying to seduce one of them and then we realised it wasn't going to work and left.
Actually, also in that dream, Anne moved into a new place and Lucy, Niels, Mariel, Jesse (Taylor) and I all went to stay with her and ate tiny boxes of cereal and borrowed dvds from some place and then I went for a long walk and walked into this big shed and that was where I met my ex and the stuff I said before happened.
They're really weird and I wish they'd stop because they keep digging up things in my mind that I don't want to think about anymore.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Annebelle. on August 08, 2009, 07:38:05 AM
i dreamt that sarah (hillary) hated me, it was sad.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: JohnnyDBBUK on August 08, 2009, 11:40:23 AM
I keep having dreams where I'm talking to or going on dates with exes and I never remember my boyfriend in these dreams, despite the fact that he's the only thing I seem to think about when I'm awake. One of them keeps coming back in all of them and trying to win me back and only in that one did I remember Johnny because I got scared and sent him a text. But only in the dream, of course.
Last night it was me trying to seduce one of them and then we realised it wasn't going to work and left.
Actually, also in that dream, Anne moved into a new place and Lucy, Niels, Mariel, Jesse (Taylor) and I all went to stay with her and ate tiny boxes of cereal and borrowed dvds from some place and then I went for a long walk and walked into this big shed and that was where I met my ex and the stuff I said before happened.
They're really weird and I wish they'd stop because they keep digging up things in my mind that I don't want to think about anymore.

I'm not sure whether to be sad about this or not
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Annebelle. on August 08, 2009, 11:42:41 AM
I keep having dreams where I'm talking to or going on dates with exes and I never remember my boyfriend in these dreams, despite the fact that he's the only thing I seem to think about when I'm awake. One of them keeps coming back in all of them and trying to win me back and only in that one did I remember Johnny because I got scared and sent him a text. But only in the dream, of course.
Last night it was me trying to seduce one of them and then we realised it wasn't going to work and left.
Actually, also in that dream, Anne moved into a new place and Lucy, Niels, Mariel, Jesse (Taylor) and I all went to stay with her and ate tiny boxes of cereal and borrowed dvds from some place and then I went for a long walk and walked into this big shed and that was where I met my ex and the stuff I said before happened.
They're really weird and I wish they'd stop because they keep digging up things in my mind that I don't want to think about anymore.

I'm not sure whether to be sad about this or not

i think not, it's a *dream*, it's not real.. don't be sad
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: JohnnyDBBUK on August 08, 2009, 01:37:26 PM
You are right I realized this after a minute
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: JohnnyDBBUK on August 12, 2009, 07:38:22 AM
I had a erghh dream. I was with Audrey and someone else was attempting to seduce me.
I forced myself to wake up before she could try
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Wednesday Friday on August 12, 2009, 10:05:03 PM
I'm not sure whether I dreamed this or not. Last night in the middle of the night my stereo started blasting Metric at top volume, I quickly jumped out of bed and pulled the plug so as not to wake everyone. Yeah, I'm not sure whether this actually happened, I mean I definitely half-woke-up and jumped out of bed and pulled the plug, but how could the stereo just turn itself on like that? I must have dreamt it.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Wednesday Friday on August 13, 2009, 10:14:20 PM
Had a really weird and disturbing dream where I went to a farm with like 30 of my friends, and then two of them and creepy Michael Jackson got guns and turned psycho and controlling on us and wouldn't let us leave, and then I ended up shooting one dead in self defense.  :-\
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tiervexx on August 13, 2009, 10:45:46 PM
After a long dry spell I had three dreams in one night (I mean.. I'm sure I always dream just that I remember three):

1) My best friend was sent to prison and I broke her out.  As we were running away I felt really proud of myself for doing something against the state.  After running away we found a well connected friend of mine who does not exist in RL who could then go on his computer and remove us from their records so they would not come looking for us.

2) Suddenly I can no longer remember what this dream was but I know there was one in between the other two...

3) I was inside the game Oblivion and was assaulting a fortress that had bears in it.  After killing a few bears a wild looking mountain man came down riding a bear and fought me.  I used my big touch spell on him but he still killed me.  So I reloaded my last saved game and ran to town to trade one of my 20 health bandages (Oblivion does not have these but they were in my dream) for an 18 health potion with Obama.  The 18 health potion was better because it could be used to restore the HP instantly.  I woke up before I could go use it on the mountain man :'(
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Shanneeen on August 14, 2009, 07:30:15 PM
i dreamed about a bunch of guinea pigs haha there were so many different ones and i wouldn't leave the petstore.. it was a little strange..
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: turtle club on August 14, 2009, 08:37:37 PM
i dreamed i was in the blue mountains/ perisher valley (NSW australia) in an area filled with wizend old gum trees, growing against the cold wind. I was with several hundred people, huddled around this massive square farmhouse that we couldn't get into, so we were on the porch that went all the way around it.

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/31/37822852_17399b5ac2.jpg?v=0) the scene looked like this, but there was no blue sky and most of the trees had dark green frozen leaves.

(http://members.pcug.org.au/~alanlevy/Thumbnails/Images/Snowgums/NorthPerisher.JPG)
sortof more like this...

It was freezing, and snowing, and overcast and sunny at the same time. There were huge drifts of snow only around us; the rest of the trees in the area were snowless, and surrounded by a hardy dark heatherish plant that smells fragrant. We were trying to sleep, but i couldn't, i knew there was something bad coming. Sure enough, soon almost a thousand more people showed up, running towards us at full pelt throught the trees. they all wore dark/light brown shapeless clothes.

I woke up before they reached me.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Goodbye-Umbrella on August 16, 2009, 08:53:20 AM
i had really weird dreams last week.. cant remember them much now.. exept for the lucid ones. i kept getting sleep paralysis heaps more then normal, then i figured out how to turn it into a lucid dream! fun!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on August 16, 2009, 09:40:51 AM
Hellooooo! First post for about a week xD

I had a dream while I was away about a guy I'm almost totally in love with called Tim, who's really tall (like his shoulders start well above my head) and very skinny, and ginger and has a ginger beard. In my dream, we were in this forest and he was the fairy king. The light through the canopy was drifting down on him and making his skin sort of shine, and his chest hair looked incredibly ginger. He was wearing this silver crown with green and blue jewels rimmed in gold on it, and all these silver bracelets and rings and stuff with the same kind of stones in, and this huge billowing cloak made of this really gorgeous fabric that just shone and danced and was all different colours and stuff, which was being held by these other fairies that were dressed like Max from Where The Wild Things Are. And his trousers!! My GOD those trousers. They were very tight and very low-cut, and made of like leaves but they were green, blue, golfd, silver and quite shiny. And then he was wearing his usual old Doc Marten's as well, which cracked me up. But all the dream really was was me asking him for something, but I dunno what. He's so lovely....
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tiervexx on August 17, 2009, 05:18:04 PM
I had a horrible dream where I was back in high school, but it was very different and far worse than it was when I was in high school.  I still had all my post college memories but now I was stuck in a tiny, puny body and guys picked on me.  Teachers even got frustrated with me because I'd answer their easy questions before they finished them.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Ms on August 18, 2009, 01:56:54 AM
I dreamt I had a tattooed my finger and my thumbs and after two days they started to fade and disappear. Also Snape was in my dream and he was a jerk.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: turtle club on August 18, 2009, 02:57:37 AM
Snape was in my dream and he was a jerk.

snape? a jerk? nah.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Ms on August 18, 2009, 04:34:57 AM
Snape was in my dream and he was a jerk.

snape? a jerk? nah.

I know! It's not possible at all.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: turtle club on August 19, 2009, 07:25:21 AM
Snape was in my dream and he was a jerk.

snape? a jerk? nah.

I know! It's not possible at all.

very true. your dream was somewhat illogical, snapewise.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: my beautiful idiot on August 19, 2009, 11:35:31 AM
last night i had a weird one but i'll be darned if i can remember it.

so here's a weird dream from the other night:

i was a costume party, and everyone was congregating in this huge room. so as i went inside, i noticed my ex darting past. we caught each other's glance and i thought about talking to him. when i entered the room, i noticed he was sitting by the back wall. (the way the room was set up there was a long built in bench on the back wall). i decided that i'd just be nice and go over to say hi. as i walked over, i noticed a blonde girl had sat down next to him and he was paying attention to her. so  i thought "nevermind" and walked away.

the odd thing? in real life, the girl he dumped me for has blonde hair.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on August 19, 2009, 12:57:58 PM
Ooooh, weird dream last night. I was lying in bed in my old bedroom listening to my radio and it was some guy talking about Jesus and how when the guy went up to heaven he met all these awesome people and was like, "And you know who else is awesome? Jesus!" and it went on and on getting more and more blasphemous only he didn't realise he was being blasphemous, you know? Like he went, "And when I went up to heaven the eighteenth time, I met Thor, and Thor said to me, 'I'm a large fellow, and I've never met anyone as big and strong and the people in heaven', and you know who else likes biiiig boys? JESUS!!" And at this point, I thought to myself, "Wow, this dream is hilariously blasphemous, with all it's implications of Jesus being homosexual. I hope I don't get smote." And then my duvet and me wrapped up in it all lifted up and started getting crumpled into a ball like rubbish, and it hurt like fuck all over and I woke up yelling.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Ms on August 21, 2009, 03:35:25 AM
hahahahaha Indie, that made me laugh too hard, except for the bit about being hurt :(

I dreamt Frida Kahlo was my benefactress and I lived in Mexico with her. She brushed my hair and stuff and I don't know if she was a mother figure or a lover.

Anyway, we were at a banquet outside and all these people were there. She and Diego were fighting, and they were sitting on opposite sides of the table. They were insulting each other and Diego stood up and was like "That's it!" and Frida was like "Shut up you idiot!" and Diego said it was over and she was shocked and she stormed off and I followed her and we held hands and stuff.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: turtle club on August 21, 2009, 09:39:30 PM
i have  forgotten most of my dream by now, but;

i was in a fortress, on the beach of a deserted, lifeless, volanic island; everything was shades of grey, and the beach was all grey stones.

my godfather was there, and he was evil; he had some huskies that were trained to kill, and he sent them after me.

i ran away from the  beach, inland, and reached a glass gate that i tried to climb over but it was very sharp and i cut myself badly, however even though there was much blood, it didn't hurt at all. before i was fully over the gate, a husky caught me, dragged me back over the gate, and killed me (i think by ripping my throat out). i woke up, but i couldn't remember all that happened inbetween those breaks. i didn't know WHY my godfather was evil, and i think other people i know were involved too.

and the thing was, even when i was cut by the glass, and died, i wasn't at all scared. i just knew i had to run away; i felt almost indifferent.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on August 21, 2009, 09:47:50 PM
I keep having dreams where I smoke, and I smoke like I know what I'm doing. (I have never smoked anything) They are strange.

I also had a dream the other night where someone was getting hit by this really tall guy (i am really short) and I got pissed off and told him that he'd have to fight me first. So, I had all these ninja moves that I tried on him and I just kept hitting him, but he was so much taller than me, it was strange.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: The Epigrammic Poultry on August 21, 2009, 10:04:31 PM
I once had a dream where I chased the Queen around a hedge maze like a Benny Hill sketch: with music.

Gok Wan keeps coming to me in dreams and telling me to get highlights...

Lately I've woken up to a falling sensation: would that have anything to do with recent self-hating???
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Johnny on August 23, 2009, 02:07:07 PM
i had a dream my best friend and i were at an AFP signing in some store where the camera man kept dropping these eggs and clumps of clay. i kept them so i could get them signed and afp found this little harpsichord thing and started playing the blake says intro and put it on repeat.

Meanwhile, I'm laying in the floor stealing glue from the store and making this collage from all of the shit afp and everyone keeps dropping AND my teeth feel really loose and they start to fall out and just hang on by threads and blood is pouring out of my mouth which also goes on the collage. that part was terrible/painful/scary though.


i also had another dream...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: The Epigrammic Poultry on August 23, 2009, 02:54:31 PM
:O COLLAGE?
I think your subconsious mind is think about me?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Goodbye-Umbrella on August 24, 2009, 07:15:00 AM
i had a dream my best friend and i were at an AFP signing in some store where the camera man kept dropping these eggs and clumps of clay. i kept them so i could get them signed and afp found this little harpsichord thing and started playing the blake says intro and put it on repeat.

Meanwhile, I'm laying in the floor stealing glue from the store and making this collage from all of the shit afp and everyone keeps dropping AND my teeth feel really loose and they start to fall out and just hang on by threads and blood is pouring out of my mouth which also goes on the collage. that part was terrible/painful/scary though.


i also had another dream...

ah teeth dreams are meant to be about decisions! do you have anything that needs deciding?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Cirque on August 24, 2009, 07:07:14 PM
Dreamt of an L word spin-off where Shane and Phylis were a crime solving duo.
Helena was also there but she a cardboard cut out and Phylis was dressed like sherlock Holmes.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Wednesday Friday on August 24, 2009, 10:27:42 PM
Had a tres bizarre dream. I was in Borders getting books, and then Borders turned into a nightclub, and these random boys I used to know were there, and some girls took all the stickers out of the book I bought. Then my friend moved into my house, and I went into my room and she'd taken down all my posters and redecorated it with pastel drawings so it looked like a kid's room, and I was like "WTF DUDE I DID NOT AUTHORISE YOU TO DO THIS!". Then we were on some hike in Peru, and we had to run all the way up this steep, endless mountain. And then our guide was like "It's time to release the snakes" and all these black snakes and millipedes and centipedes started crawling across the ground like in Indiana Jones.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: slyvia k on August 26, 2009, 07:40:29 AM
I had a weird, sort of disturbing dream. I can't remember much of it but what I clearly remember is that I was in bed with one of my University professors, sort of cuddling. She's a cool lady and I have heaps of respect for her but ew, terribly unattractive. I shouldn't have swedish meatballs for dinner, always leads to fucked up dreams...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: lucy on August 26, 2009, 07:46:38 AM
i had a really weird dream, when i woke up i even remembered most of it (that rarely ever happens). then i realized that i had taken of one of my socks and a bandage i had on my right foot. i had taken out my earplugs and i had kicked my blanket onto the floor. all in my sleep. i was so surprised that i completely forgot about the dream, so now all i can remember is that it was weird hehe.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on August 26, 2009, 07:51:42 AM
Had a nightmare last night :(

I was working as a journalist investigate the mafia in Italy, and I went to see Sylvia (only it wasn't the real Syl, it was some ugly bint and her fat mum, I wasn't impressed) and she was being terrorised by the mafia people who lived in their flat block. They like made Syl and her mum do everything they said, but it wasn't anything huge it was just little things like they could only eat when and what they were told, and like were watched all the time. It was horrid, and all over their apartment there were these notes for the mafia to read stuck on everything saying sorry and stuff when they did something wrong. Anyway, in the end, I went and sat on Syl's bed and dangled my feet over the side, and something grabbed them and I woke up screaming.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: slyvia k on August 26, 2009, 08:06:56 AM
Had a nightmare last night :(

I was working as a journalist investigate the mafia in Italy, and I went to see Sylvia (only it wasn't the real Syl, it was some ugly bint and her fat mum, I wasn't impressed) and she was being terrorised by the mafia people who lived in their flat block. They like made Syl and her mum do everything they said, but it wasn't anything huge it was just little things like they could only eat when and what they were told, and like were watched all the time. It was horrid, and all over their apartment there were these notes for the mafia to read stuck on everything saying sorry and stuff when they did something wrong. Anyway, in the end, I went and sat on Syl's bed and dangled my feet over the side, and something grabbed them and I woke up screaming.
d'awww i'm sowwy. <3
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Johnny on August 27, 2009, 02:18:51 AM
almost every dream for the past week has involved sex in one way or another
and not always in a good way.
pretty much never in a good way.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on August 27, 2009, 05:00:48 AM
almost every dream for the past week has involved sex in one way or another
and not always in a good way.
pretty much never in a good way.


that, is bad.
you didn't say exactly how, so I don't know if I've had the same thing.
but yeah, fucked up sex dreams can invade your personal life and make some shit uncomfortable.


btw, didn't we used to have a sexdream thread?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Johnny on August 27, 2009, 01:11:18 PM
almost every dream for the past week has involved sex in one way or another
and not always in a good way.
pretty much never in a good way.


that, is bad.
you didn't say exactly how, so I don't know if I've had the same thing.
but yeah, fucked up sex dreams can invade your personal life and make some shit uncomfortable.


btw, didn't we used to have a sexdream thread?


most likely...i can't remember.

um. pedophilia?
is that bad enough.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on August 27, 2009, 04:29:01 PM
almost every dream for the past week has involved sex in one way or another
and not always in a good way.
pretty much never in a good way.


that, is bad.
you didn't say exactly how, so I don't know if I've had the same thing.
but yeah, fucked up sex dreams can invade your personal life and make some shit uncomfortable.


btw, didn't we used to have a sexdream thread?


most likely...i can't remember.

um. pedophilia?
is that bad enough.

hmm, can't put my finger on ever having that.
the mind can be morbid though.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Pliwood180 on September 02, 2009, 07:29:39 AM
Yesterday night it was an epic dream full of people that I haven't heard of in forever. Literally, they were all together in a giant auditorium. Even people that I've only seen pictures of were there, talking to me.

Another epic last night, but more fun  :D. I was IN the L Word. And I was another character. The whole group went to a concert, where I specifically remember Hayley Williams and Beth Ditto hanging around. Then we were in a pool playing with a beach ball.


My dreams usually focus on objects, but these have been people-centered. I find this strange.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tomatoes and Radiowire on September 03, 2009, 01:54:01 AM
Yesterday night it was an epic dream full of people that I haven't heard of in forever. Literally, they were all together in a giant auditorium. Even people that I've only seen pictures of were there, talking to me.

Another epic last night, but more fun  :D. I was IN the L Word. And I was another character. The whole group went to a concert, where I specifically remember Hayley Williams and Beth Ditto hanging around. Then we were in a pool playing with a beach ball.


My dreams usually focus on objects, but these have been people-centered. I find this strange.

FUCK
YES
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Golly Mina! on September 03, 2009, 03:17:33 AM
This isn't exactly a weird dream, but eh  :buck2:
Every single night for the past 2-3 weeks I've been dreaming about my crush. Every night. No exception. And in each dream I'm in love with him and I don't know what he feels about me, until he ultimately confesses his love to me. And we kiss, we cuddle, we fool around (I even dreamt that we were fucking, it was sooo werid, I could actually feel him penetrating me). So since I can't have him in real life, I'll settle for the dreams.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Pliwood180 on September 03, 2009, 07:20:54 AM
These must be stress dreams, because I've had so many lately.

Last night I dreamt that (somebody loved me...?) my crush/best friend sat right next to me at some big function. Then her apparent boyfriend came over and shared a seat with her. They flirted the entire time, and it killed me.

I was so upset that I woke up with a stomach ache... ugggh. This is not a good thing.  :'(
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on September 03, 2009, 12:01:37 PM
Last night, I totally got lost in my own head. I was not impressed.

I was lying in bed and my dog was on the floor but because my bed's a bunk-bed, I couldn't see her when I was lying down so I was trying to sit up and tell her to get out. Then I realised that actually, there's no reason the dog would be in my room, so I figured I must be dreaming. I woke myself up and went to turn on the light. As I leant for the light, I thought, "Wait, no, it's the middle of the night, go to sleep", so I lay back down and rolled on my side to go to sleep. Tim was in my bed. I woke myself up properly this time, not in the mood for dreamy shenannigans and actually feeling very tired indeed. I went to turn the light on. As I flicked the switch, the lightbulb exploded, which WOKE ME UP. I lay there for a few minutes trying to figure out if I was awake or dreaming again, decided I was awake, and then the dog was on my floor again so I was like, "Ok, wtf? I'm waking up properly now". I woke up, went to turn on the light and then stopped and thought, "No, hang on. I keep doing this. I think I'm asleep." Then I woke up. PROPERLY.

I was SO relieved to actually be conscious again, srsly, I didn't go back to sleep for like three hours. I was like, waving my arms and legs around because they felt so... awake! Like you know everything feels a bit cotton-wool-y when you're dreaming? I've never felt so moveable in my life xD
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CeeGBee on September 03, 2009, 08:05:01 PM
Last night, I totally got lost in my own head. I was not impressed.

I was lying in bed and my dog was on the floor but because my bed's a bunk-bed, I couldn't see her when I was lying down so I was trying to sit up and tell her to get out. Then I realised that actually, there's no reason the dog would be in my room, so I figured I must be dreaming. I woke myself up and went to turn on the light. As I leant for the light, I thought, "Wait, no, it's the middle of the night, go to sleep", so I lay back down and rolled on my side to go to sleep. Tim was in my bed. I woke myself up properly this time, not in the mood for dreamy shenannigans and actually feeling very tired indeed. I went to turn the light on. As I flicked the switch, the lightbulb exploded, which WOKE ME UP. I lay there for a few minutes trying to figure out if I was awake or dreaming again, decided I was awake, and then the dog was on my floor again so I was like, "Ok, wtf? I'm waking up properly now". I woke up, went to turn on the light and then stopped and thought, "No, hang on. I keep doing this. I think I'm asleep." Then I woke up. PROPERLY.

I was SO relieved to actually be conscious again, srsly, I didn't go back to sleep for like three hours. I was like, waving my arms and legs around because they felt so... awake! Like you know everything feels a bit cotton-wool-y when you're dreaming? I've never felt so moveable in my life xD
Ever see An American Werewolf In London?  Kinda reminds me of that dream-sequence...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Shanneeen on September 04, 2009, 09:30:36 AM
i dreamed that my girlfriend's face was made of sliced ham and she tried to eat me.. it was so funny i woke up laughing..
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: AnnaBeck on September 07, 2009, 03:14:12 PM
Last night i dreamed AGAIN that Amanda Palmer was having a relationship with a robot xD
Last time she had relationship with female robot and now she had relationship w/male robot :'D
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Cirque on September 07, 2009, 06:28:29 PM
I dreamt I was playing the guitar and I was good.

But then the strings started to slice open my fingers...but the important part is that I was playing music!!
Tattle tale I believe.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on September 08, 2009, 05:57:15 AM
Chandler and Joey were in Central Perk chatting up two women. The women were in fact drag queens. Chandler knew and didn't care, and could see that Joey really liked the one he was with so he didn't tell him either. They made out a bit. I went and played the drums on Rock Band, and I was awesome.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: contradictionary on September 08, 2009, 10:18:44 AM
Chandler and Joey were in Central Perk chatting up two women. The women were in fact drag queens. Chandler knew and didn't care, and could see that Joey really liked the one he was with so he didn't tell him either. They made out a bit. I went and played the drums on Rock Band, and I was awesome.

Taken outside the context of this thread I think that could come across as an extract from some slash fiction thingy mabob.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on September 08, 2009, 11:59:20 AM
Chandler and Joey were in Central Perk chatting up two women. The women were in fact drag queens. Chandler knew and didn't care, and could see that Joey really liked the one he was with so he didn't tell him either. They made out a bit. I went and played the drums on Rock Band, and I was awesome.

Taken outside the context of this thread I think that could come across as an extract from some slash fiction thingy mabob.

With a really random plug for Rock Band at the end xD
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on September 19, 2009, 10:44:54 AM
I had an erotic slash weird dream last night. They included two shadowbox members, such a classic girl, and bambiraptor.

I forget how it started, such a classic girl was conversing with my mother in Tagalog and bambiraptor didn't come in until later. I was over at such a classic's house which included a really tall spiral stair case and a pink room. Some weird stuff happened where I pulled out this huge muppet and was quickly reminded of Robin. Then we were in a car driving somewhere. Classic girl was driving, and bampiraptor was having a smoke. I was looking outside towards the beach. I think we were in California and it was the end of the world because robots were crashing into the ocean. Afterward we ended up in a pool and the water was so nice and warm. Some random twink came along and started flirting with bambi, but that didn't turn out so well. Then, bambi and I dunked our heads underwater and kissed, and we kissed for a really long time. Afterward, classic and bambi dropped me off at school.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: stallionbreaker on September 21, 2009, 02:55:22 PM
This morning I dreamed that I was getting ready to leave the house in the morning. Left me with a ton of dejà vu when I did get up to get ready. :-\
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: buttercup. on September 21, 2009, 03:47:15 PM
I was a pregnant princess, but my baby was part monster, though we thought that was good.
And I had body guards.
But one of them, an invisible boy I was starting to like, accidentally slashed me across the stomach.
I survived, as did the babything, and then I saw a ruddy handsome fellow and knew right away it was the same chap and tried to start something again.

then I woke up, went back to sleep.

I was in a house, with wood paneling, and boxes everywhere. We'd just moved. Disney World was right next door. I tried to ride some rides, but I didn't have enough money. There was a cocktail party with drag queens, and Edgar was there. We got drunk on tequila, though I don't remember having a drink, and I ran off to pee at my house, but the VHS tapes my mom had put on the back of the toilet had fallen in and I was desperately pulling them out so I could relieve myself.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: stallionbreaker on September 22, 2009, 08:42:59 AM
Was it annoying having to do everything again? :P
I wouldn't say annoying, but a little confusing. Like, didn't I do this already? Oh wait, no. That was a dream.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: imaginary friend on September 29, 2009, 08:36:02 PM
a couple of weeks ago I had...well, I don't remember how weird the rest of the dream was, but what I do remember is being in someone's apartment where there was fishing line strung randomly from wall to wall about 6 inches from the ceiling. A few centipedes with tiny LEDs attached to them ran back and forth along the lines.

#@!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Sarah Doll on September 30, 2009, 04:37:25 AM
I hadn't had one I could remember in awhile, but I had one last night...

I think I was talking to Amanda on the phone and my friend snatched it off me. He told her that we were gonna have a birthday party for her at my house. I wasn't pleased coz I had nothing planned.. I didn't think she'd come, but hey presto she did!

She brought lotsa people, I suddenly I had a pool, my house wasn't my house but a mix of hotel & dorm where someone was murdered and was haunting it (which we were trying to record with a webcam)..

Jason Webley & I were chatting by the pool. I couldn't do much more than nod and smile, then I thought "This is Jason Frickin Webley! When will you get ths chance again!? Speak up!" So I did.. He was messing around with lil electronic thingies.. He was customising one for me ( still not sure what they were, but they had lil thumbnail pics on them of youtube videos, I know coz he told me while he was decorating them)...

I chatted to Amanda a bit, but I was way nervous.. then I woke up... ;D

I got sad when I was brushing my teeth coz I remembered that it was just a dream  :embarassed:

....I think that was due to a lot of time on the SB lately :D
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Half Mar on September 30, 2009, 07:34:18 AM
I had a odd dream about a friend, she used to be one of my best friends. But busy lives managed to get us talk a lot less (and she is for a few months in Africa now, which makes talking on regular base hard too ;)).

In my dream I checked my friend her facebook and it suddenly said that she was interested in both guys and girls. I didn't know that but also wasn't very surprised. I wanted to talk to her so left a message. After she read that she logged on msn and I said that I was proud of her and wondered why she never told me. Apparently I told her before that I had a boyfriend. In our msn conversation I explained that it wasn't true, that I had a girlfriend but was afraid to tell her before. And some weird things besides that happened in my dream, but this is all I can really remember. It just felt a bit odd. Funny thing is, that if it would turn out she was really bi, I wouldn't be shocked at all.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Cirque on September 30, 2009, 03:10:06 PM
I want my sex dreams back.
I had a few nights of really intense sex dreams a while ago, now I miss them.

When cum becomes diamonds you know it's a good dream.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on September 30, 2009, 03:17:06 PM
I want my sex dreams back.
I had a few nights of really intense sex dreams a while ago, now I miss them.

When cum becomes diamonds you know it's a good dream.

Wow. That IS a good dream. I had a sex dream t'other night xD It was marvellous. Except it was with Ben, who I'm not meant to fancy :\
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on October 03, 2009, 02:01:31 PM
i had a dream last night/this morning (i have weird dreams where i'm sort of aware what's going on in real time but i'm asleep...it's weird i don't know how to explain it) but in it, i had a cousin with down's syndrome that i was babysitting at my house. but he soiled himself or something and i couldn't handle it, so i told him to go to my aunts house which is like up the road from me (you go onto a small road and then it's on your left, really close). Then another cousin came down and asked where he was and i told her that i'd sent him to our aunt's house and she told me that she was just there and she didn't see him. and then, we were about to go looking for him but i woke up.

thing is, i don't have a cousin with down's syndrome, nor do i know anyone who has it that severe. the rest of it was pretty accurate though, for example, my house was my actual house, the other cousin exists as does my aunt and her house, although a different aunt was living in the house. anyway. it was weird.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: The King of Carrot Flowers on October 23, 2009, 11:13:23 PM
I had a dream that I was the manager of a band while still in high school. I had two cell phones - one was normal, one was for emergencies (like, holy-shit-the-world-is-ending emergencies). I was taking an AP Gov test, and all of a sudden the emergency phone rang. I was thinking "Oh shit!", and my teacher looked me in the eye and said, "Go." And out I went into the hallways, rushing to fix the fractured situation!

Awesome.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Cirque on October 28, 2009, 08:50:19 PM
I had a dream where I was shooting at a friend of mine in this house.
It felt like...a trailer for a movie.
When I shot the gun it sounded just like the gun in the background of 'Intruder' by Die Mannequin...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on October 29, 2009, 12:41:14 PM
i had a nap today and this happened during it.

i was in michelle's and jacob was there and some other people. michelle and jacob walked off into michelle's room (which looked more like my home sitting room) and i followed a few minutes later. they were talking and jacob reaches in to kiss michelle (they didn't know i was there) but michelle pulls away and starts going CRAZY. i sneak back into the main area and then all this crashing starts and we're all like "wtf" and we go in to the room and michelle is smashing all these ornaments that she had. jacob looks really embarrassed and i'm the only other one that knows what happened, and michelle is SCREAMING and throwing all these ornaments and just making huge amounts of noise. but she won't tell us what's wrong. so we're all just kind of looking at her throwing these things, jacob has left the room, i think.

some other stuff happened but i can't remember.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on October 29, 2009, 04:43:50 PM
Naps are FUCKING AWESOME!! They always give you the weirdest fucking dreams xD

I read The Wasp Factory last night and gave myself nightmares.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: turtle club on November 01, 2009, 05:09:25 AM
this was about a week ago;

i was climbing a steep narrow mountain of ash with a few people in mountian climbing gear i didn't know. with every step, bits of ash fell down the very sharp incline which went down for hundreds of metres. we reached the top, which was a platform about 10 metres wide, shrouded in ash. then, we turned around and jumped over the edge, and slid down at a speed that felt like hundreds of kilometres per hour. then, at the bottom, the slope quickly became shallower, and turned into a very bright green meadow, complete with cows and a few people. it was a nice sunny day with no ash at all. i was still going at hundreds of km/ph, and skidded accross the grass like a speedboat accross water. then i approached Kim Boekbinder (of vermillion lies) and grabbed her hands, and stopped my momentum by swinging around her.

-

i found amanda somehow, and we were in the entrance foyer to my local church (weird, i haven't been there in years) and i asked her to sign something. she ignored me, even though i was right in front of her, and turned away. i convinced myself that it was one of amanda's doubles, because her hair had been a little bit longer, dark blonde, and wavy while everything else was the same.

i woke up feeling really sad, because i remembered the last bit instantly.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Paul Jon on November 01, 2009, 11:21:00 AM
Last night I dreamt I was just sitting and watching TV and drinking coffee or whiskey or something and for some reason a ventriloquist's dummy had come into my possession. Naturally(?) I offered the dummy something to drink and it accepted. I smugly thought, "Ha - I ought to be scared of a ventriloquist's dummy coming to life and talking to me but I'm so boho and dark cabaret that I'm not." Then the radio woke me up to my normal, rather banal, life.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on November 05, 2009, 05:25:44 PM
i had a nap earlier. this is what happens when i take naps.

i had a dream where i was walking around with jacob and lucy (two people i know from dundee) and we were...somewhere, i don't know where. and i turned a corner and there was my ex with this girl that he supposedly married (it's sort of relevant). so, i just continued talking to jake and ignored him as best i could. but he kept like trying to reach over (the ex). then for some reason we were lying down on the floor, all of us, and maxx happened to be lying beside me. he didn't really talk to me much, but he kept like touching my hair and stuff. then jake told me about this couple who got married really young and i was like "THAT IS SO DUMB" making sure he heard me haha.

i can't remember what happened at the end though.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on November 06, 2009, 09:36:29 AM
I dreamt I was making out with Jesus. It was fucking hottt.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Half Mar on November 06, 2009, 11:39:01 AM
They asked me to be a drummer with a German cabaret band. One of the girls reminded me a lot of Kim (Vermillion). And after that there were a lot of creepy light balls that were some sort of ghosts. It was weird... My dreams are really weird lately :/
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on November 06, 2009, 12:32:10 PM
i had a dream where i was just back from a pregnancy i think? i'd been very ill anyway. ha.
then, i went to college and pete wentz was lecturing.
and beside the lecture hall there was this door but it wouldn't open for whoever was trying to open it for me. (they were treating me a little like a cripple) then i went and it just opened straight away. Kerry was there (a girl on my course) and she was saying "i love this room!" and someone replied, "that's just cos you like flipping to your seat" (as in backflips...etc) and she agreed.
Then i woke up.

i also had another one with pete wentz in it the other night. i don't think about him at all during the day, i don't know wtf is up with that.

also, i had a dream with rob pattinson in it, and he was dating my flatmate who looks like a model. anyway, she had him over and i was talking to him and then for fun, i decided to yell "Edward" at him to see if he'd replied and he did. and then i was like "wtf why did you reply?"
he started talking to me more than chloe and i think she got really jealous and kept giving me deathstares.

lollll. i don't even like twilight or edward, or rob pattinson.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Half Mar on November 10, 2009, 06:12:15 AM
I was wandering around in a city I didn't know. My friend René was there too. And suddenly I was marching with my band through the streets of that city, and Chloe was there too. She said she didn't have a lot of time because she had a party that evening, but she wanted to see my band lol. It was strange :P
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on November 10, 2009, 06:40:17 AM
i had a dream (this is going to sound weird) but i had to babysit totalfrog's children. she was going out or something and asked me to babysit and i kept fucking up. there was three children, two boys and a girl. one of the boys was quite old, like 16 maybe and he kept just lying on the sofa in his underwear. i think my sister was helping me, too.
and then my aunt came over, really angry, i think it's cos she thought that i had to be her babysitter and hers only. and then froggy came along and started like yelling at her and stuff.

froggy, your dream children are very cute, and your dream husband is hot :P
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: my beautiful idiot on November 10, 2009, 01:24:56 PM
Last night's dream involved a murder mystery. And there were these two dudes who killed the wrong guy but tried passing it off as someone else, and at one point, I caught them in the graveyard trying to bury the body under another person's name. Sadly, I don't know what happened because I woke up.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: my beautiful idiot on November 11, 2009, 09:51:34 AM
Usually my dreams don't involve anything such as murders.

The dream I had last night, for example, took place in France. However, it was a very surreal version of France. And for whatever reason, the French had figured out how to engineer and build a house that was made entirely out of what appeared to be crystal and lights. Another building looked like an octopus with all kinds of crazy ramps. The Seine was the size of a massive lake, and I remember standing next to someone and saying "Oh this is where Javert kills himself in Les Miserables!" There were all kinds of dark alley ways and in one part of the city (or town, I'm not sure) was a shack that my boyfriend was renting. Apparently, he and his family were staying in France, too. So I spent a few nights with him.

I remember also that I had borrowed someone's camera and I kept taking pictures of everything.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Pliwood180 on November 13, 2009, 07:27:26 AM
Killer dream last night. I was with what seemed like my entire highschool class. We went to a scary movie festival for a field trip, but I absolutely hate them, so the crush and I just sat and talked throughout the entire thing. Then suddenly we had to have pictures taken, and she was having trouble smiling, so she hugged me and said that she'd have to remember that feeling.

Then the dream just went on and on...totally an epic, ha.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on November 13, 2009, 09:52:28 AM
I dreamt last night that I was watching a film or a play or something which consisted entirely of Dr Cox sitting around watching TV with 3D glasses on with David Tennant. Then I woke up and had another one where Dr Cox had really shiny shoes on and was trying to turn JD gay. Then I had another one about Dr Cox, but I shan't go into that here xD
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Sarah Doll on November 13, 2009, 03:05:00 PM
I dreamt last night that I was watching a film or a play or something which consisted entirely of Dr Cox sitting around watching TV with 3D glasses on with David Tennant. Then I woke up and had another one where Dr Cox had really shiny shoes on and was trying to turn JD gay. Then I had another one about Dr Cox, but I shan't go into that here xD

Cox & Tennant in the one night?

Noiiiiice O0
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on November 13, 2009, 03:05:34 PM
I dreamt last night that I was watching a film or a play or something which consisted entirely of Dr Cox sitting around watching TV with 3D glasses on with David Tennant. Then I woke up and had another one where Dr Cox had really shiny shoes on and was trying to turn JD gay. Then I had another one about Dr Cox, but I shan't go into that here xD

Cox & Tennant in the one night?

Noiiiiice O0

omfg I love you. That's pretty much what I said. Marry meeeee.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Sarah Doll on November 13, 2009, 03:13:51 PM
I dreamt last night that I was watching a film or a play or something which consisted entirely of Dr Cox sitting around watching TV with 3D glasses on with David Tennant. Then I woke up and had another one where Dr Cox had really shiny shoes on and was trying to turn JD gay. Then I had another one about Dr Cox, but I shan't go into that here xD

Cox & Tennant in the one night?

Noiiiiice O0

omfg I love you. That's pretty much what I said. Marry meeeee.

 ^-^
dun dun da dun...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on November 13, 2009, 07:13:29 PM
i had a really long dream last night, it was really complicated, so i won't go into it, but it was STRANGE.

it involved my ex-boss, my cousin, me obvs, random boys who were bosses sons or something, and a shop that turned into a house with a shop in it.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on November 14, 2009, 09:30:12 AM
Sarah, you're nuts.

I only remember bits of my dreams from this morning, but there was a Punch & Judy show with puppets on a stick that broke and I had to tape them back together, some sort of conspiracy, a doctor, conjuctivitus, a glass of water, not a bloody clock ANYWHERE and I couldn't work my MP3 player, I had a sore throat, my dad was shouting at me, there was a forest and a computer and something about the 1920s. Rad as.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on November 15, 2009, 11:50:52 AM
i had a dream last night with Brian Viglione in it. he was playing a small gig somewhere and i went to it. he played solo and was good and everything, then after he was selling books of photos of him. there were two types of books, one with lots of pictures and lots of stories, and one with fewer pictures and almost no stories. i was really broke, so i wanted to buy the cheaper one, it was £24 and i only had £17 so michelle had to lend me £7 lol. but i was talking to him for ages, and he was really nice, it actually seemed like me and michelle were the only ones at the gig. michelle took a picture of us and then he left and my dream changed.

the next dream i had was me working with a chef or something. the chef i was working with was really famous but an utter bitch. she got really famous cos she stole other people's recipes and like broke into places to get these recipes. anyway, she took me on one of the break-ins and we were in this big complex and i just remember a lot of walls. so, we'd be sneaking around and we'd have to go hide behind one of the walls if we saw someone. we were talking and she actually wasn't as bad as my first impression of her, and we ended up not stealing anything and just leaving.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Half Mar on November 16, 2009, 09:27:59 AM
I had a strange dream last night. I didn't really get it. I was in a building somewhere, don't know the exact location. But the building was very depressing. It was grey, dark and old, and had lots of stairs, and the hallways were a bit narrow. Anyway, I was there with someone. And that person suddenly asked me if it would be okay to hold my hand. I pointed at two persons that were also in the building, who were holding hands, and I said "it's fine, they are doing it too, and they are just friends, so it's all okay!". And the whole time I was in that building I felt like something or someone was after me (or us), and we were on the run for it/them.

Also, the building was a bit similar to a previous dream, were my brother escaped from jail and was with me and some friends in the building, trying to hide from people who were after him.

I really wonder who/what I am running/hiding from all the time...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on November 16, 2009, 11:37:43 AM
this is copypasted from a msn conversation. this is the dream i had last night involving someone from home.

right, so we were going somewhere, don't know where, but it kind of turned into like a "adventure" kind of day (i remember thinking that in my dream, it was a lucid one)
and we were walking up the hill from my home house
then, there was like a load of fireworks and they were really close, too close, so then there was like loads of little balls of fire raining down on everyone
and i started to run away from them, but as happens in dreams, the fireworks were actually in the direction i was running, and you were just standing there
i got really freaked out and ran back, and then we were up by the ashwalk
urm which is just a place in ardee
and there were loads of like old style carriages there, but no horses attached, just them on their own
and they were places you went in if you wanted to do heroin
so you wanted to go into one of them and i was like NO! so you didn't
and then we were walking away and you put your arm around me or something, and told me that i should be your "bit on the side" (cos you had a girlfriend in my dream) and i was like FUCK NO and you were like "ok :(" and then i woke up
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on November 16, 2009, 01:55:14 PM
Roisin, that's well cool xD I'd give up heroin and let you be my bit on the side if you asked!

My dream last night was AWESOME. I was walking down the street on the way home from school and it was really fucking windy, and I looked up and this plane was like struggling against the wind. All of a sudden it's engines gave out and it started falling down to earth. It was caught by the wind and sort of swung like a huge terrifying pendulum up and down the road I was walking on. I was just stood staring at it like, "Woah, people are gonna diiiie". Then it like crashed right into the street, a load of people got out and one of them goes to me, "Phew! That was bracing! Fancy a brew?" Then the plane exploded and the people applauded. We all went to this big white shiny ice-cream parlour together to celebrate none of us dying, and my friend Katherine was there going, "Oh my God, H, why didn't you run? That's got to be the most illogical reaction I've ever heard!" so I go, "Katherine, m'love, logic and I have never been the best of friends." Then she like paused and went, "Actually, now I think of it, if you'd have run left it would have hit you as it swung that way, and if you ran right it still would have hit you, so being highly illogical actually saved your life!" I was so pleased, I said, "Ha! Logic, nil - Indie, 1" and did that thing where you know you lick your finger and make a mark in the air like a tally of your point? Then I felt someone else doing that, but really really slowly and on my neck, so they were just dragging their wet finger like down my jugular. I turned round and Dr Cox was stood there, glaring. He did that nose-tap thing and started yelling at me, so I told him to shut up and went and had an ice-cream sundae with chocolate fudge sauce with JD who owned the parlour but was somehow unemployed at the same time. Turk had a little uniform on, blue and white stripes with a little ice-cream man hat on and everything. JD and I sang a song about how we're setting a great example to kids by being unemployed at getting fat. It was awesome.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on November 20, 2009, 06:33:20 PM
i had a dream last night where i'd split my lip, my bottom one. it was just split in half and there was loads of dried blood on my lips and in my mouth. the cut was MASSIVE i could actually see into it, and it looked like it had teeth

i just remember waking up in my dream and there was blood everywhere, and i was somewhere with lots of other people, and i was just walking around with this split lip. then i looked in a mirror and saw it and started messing with it, and there was just a gaping hole when i looked into it, like all the blood was gone.

everytime i remember it, i get really freaked out and have to check my lips.

EDIT: it's still freaking me out, i think it's cos it reminds me of my jaw operation.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: slyvia k on November 21, 2009, 04:46:06 AM
i dreamt that one of my friends (ex crush...) died. it was really awful  :'(
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on November 21, 2009, 04:46:30 PM
i dreamt that one of my friends (ex crush...) died. it was really awful  :'(

When I get really stressed out - as I am at the minute :( - I have a LOT of nightmares, and a lot of those involve friends of mine dying. They've luckily all got used to me phoning them in the small hours of the morning to check they're still alive.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: JohnnyDBBUK on November 24, 2009, 09:14:37 AM
i had a dream last night where i'd split my lip, my bottom one. it was just split in half and there was loads of dried blood on my lips and in my mouth. the cut was MASSIVE i could actually see into it, and it looked like it had teeth

i just remember waking up in my dream and there was blood everywhere, and i was somewhere with lots of other people, and i was just walking around with this split lip. then i looked in a mirror and saw it and started messing with it, and there was just a gaping hole when i looked into it, like all the blood was gone.


Did it look like this?
(http://www.vn-productions.com/images/blade_2_reaper.gif)
(http://www.vn-productions.com/images/blade_2_fx_shop.gif)
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on November 24, 2009, 11:30:37 AM
 :icon_puke_r:

didn't look like that, no. i don't think i would have slept again if it had.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Morpheus Laughing on November 24, 2009, 11:42:19 AM

Did it look like this?
(http://www.vn-productions.com/images/blade_2_reaper.gif)
(http://www.vn-productions.com/images/blade_2_fx_shop.gif)


Every now and then I try to make latex-like things like these... They always turnout wrong. These photo's make me jealous.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: JohnnyDBBUK on November 24, 2009, 11:58:21 AM

Did it look like this?
(http://www.vn-productions.com/images/blade_2_reaper.gif)
(http://www.vn-productions.com/images/blade_2_fx_shop.gif)


Every now and then I try to make latex-like things like these... They always turnout wrong. These photo's make me jealous.

watch from 1:40  onwards  >> http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x77cy5_blade-2-part-6_shortfilms?from=rss
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Cirque on November 24, 2009, 05:27:06 PM
So I have two:

1) I was talking to my sister in London, I was telling her about how I've decided to drive her car seeing as she has moved. That's odd because hey I'm 16, I'm not legal to drive. But even more weird was that I had a beard in this dream and my beard was made up of GIANT eyelashes, fucked up.

2) I had a second one where I was travelling to Canada, not sure why but it was for something very very important, and I was staying with somebody I know (It was you Jamie) and he turned out to be small....but not like midget small just...a miniature person.
He was standing on a table just looking at me.
Nice house though, a little too much glass for my taste but nice none the less.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: turtle club on November 24, 2009, 09:15:39 PM
(the ----- shows a part where something i don't remember happened. it was a patchy dream)


i had a scary dream where i was at a train station, and i had just arrived but my train was starting to leave the station.
i ran over to it, and managed to jump through into one of the last carriages. it was moving very fast.
-----
the train was suddenly a rollercoaster, and it was painted dark red. everyone was screaming (fun, adreneline screaming), and it was dark.
-----
there was screams of pain, and sounds of blades ahead. i curled up on the seat in a little ball, and heard a heavy blade swing where my head was half a second before.
-----
the train stopped, and i was the only one alive. everyone else had been killed when their upper torso and head were cut off. their lower torso and head were still in the seats, the upper parts were missing, and it was dark and silent.
-----
i woke up.

Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: The King of Carrot Flowers on November 25, 2009, 08:08:44 PM
I had a dream that I was randomly rifling through my wallet and found a $2 USD bill. I got really happy. Then my singles were all, for some reason, ripped in half, but all my other money was intact.

I have no idea what that means.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Bubblegum Britt on December 06, 2009, 02:49:38 PM
Okay, the night before last night, I had a dream that Morrissey died, but no one knew why.

Last night, I had a dream that a really creepy and weird and loud uncle came to stay with us. He came to our door (we still lived in the trailer park), and he said that he had nowhere else to go, and I didn't kick him out 'cause he was still family. so he came in, and he started asking me if I had a boyfriend, and I said no, and he asked me did I want him to teach me how to "be with a boy." and I said no, and if he kept talking like that, then I'd kick him out, and he started masturbating in front of me, and I left the room. I went into my room, and there were 10 girls there who said he had molested them all and 19 more, and said that he would try to rape me....

yeah...that was weird
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on December 10, 2009, 12:13:24 PM
Omg Britt, your subconscious is fucked UP xD

I dreamt last night that, amongst other things, I had my long hair back, and people kept watching me weeing. One of them said I looked like a cuddly little hamster. Meh.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Mockery on December 11, 2009, 05:01:12 PM
Okay, everyone knows Brian from Family Guy? I had this dream where he kept going through really weird changes like melting or turning into a balloon. It was just rather disturbing for some odd reason. I really didn't like it.  :-\
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on December 13, 2009, 10:35:16 AM
Here's a strange one for you - last night I was at the cinema (in my dream) trying to hide from a bunch of Orthodox Jewish men and I bumped into Fergus of all people. Having never met Fergus IRL, he looked like a really ugly version of my glorious Tim. We went to a party and then we made out for a bit, and then Tim came in and told us all about the awesome time he had in Copenhagen saving the world, and Fergus got all jealous and whiny so I shot him.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on December 13, 2009, 12:42:34 PM
i dreamt that i was at home, in the big shopping centre in the next town, and there was something big going on. we were walking along, and there was like a bit with railings and the other side of the railings, there was nothing, like you could look down (which isn't a feature of that shopping, but the one here). Anyway, me and someone was walking along and there was something big the other end of the centre. so we were trying to get to the end to join in. but, this one guy from home wouldn't let me for some reason, so i pushed him and he somehow fell through the railings and onto the floor beneath. we looked down and saw exactly how he fell, his head hit the ground first. i woke up so i don't know if he died.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: JohnnyDBBUK on December 15, 2009, 08:55:53 AM
Last night I dreamt me and audrey were organinsing a UK punk cabaret event
with Amanda making an appearance and playing. She did not have Her piano
and Audrey was freaking at me to sort something out fast or we would look like failures.


In the end all I could find was one of these which my family had when I was a small person.
(http://images.adtrader.co.uk/cust_images/803/14/50114.1.jpg)
and so Amanda played the gig
with a sound like the doors keyboards :P
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: stallionbreaker on December 15, 2009, 09:13:08 AM
Here's a strange one for you - last night I was at the cinema (in my dream) trying to hide from a bunch of Orthodox Jewish men and I bumped into Fergus of all people. Having never met Fergus IRL, he looked like a really ugly version of my glorious Tim. We went to a party and then we made out for a bit, and then Tim came in and told us all about the awesome time he had in Copenhagen saving the world, and Fergus got all jealous and whiny so I shot him.
Best s'box-related dream, ever.

Last night I was in a classroom with a bunch of people I went to high school with, and someone came in the door with this little red-haired yorkshire terrier dog who ran right up to me and jumped on my lap and cuddled and licked me a bunch. It was really nice. Then I started to feel badly because she was only paying attention to me when there were 20 other people in the room, and of course they wanted to coo at the dog, too.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on December 15, 2009, 03:17:00 PM
Here's a strange one for you - last night I was at the cinema (in my dream) trying to hide from a bunch of Orthodox Jewish men and I bumped into Fergus of all people. Having never met Fergus IRL, he looked like a really ugly version of my glorious Tim. We went to a party and then we made out for a bit, and then Tim came in and told us all about the awesome time he had in Copenhagen saving the world, and Fergus got all jealous and whiny so I shot him.
Best s'box-related dream, ever.

Last night I was in a classroom with a bunch of people I went to high school with, and someone came in the door with this little red-haired yorkshire terrier dog who ran right up to me and jumped on my lap and cuddled and licked me a bunch. It was really nice. Then I started to feel badly because she was only paying attention to me when there were 20 other people in the room, and of course they wanted to coo at the dog, too.

Meh. I felt a bit bad about it - I really liked Fergus :-\ But hey, who cares, Tim's hawt xD

I forgot that I'd told my friend's little brother about my dream about owning a labradoodle called Parev who was the most perfect dog in the world, and he reminded me of it yesterday - I love Parev xD
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: stallionbreaker on December 15, 2009, 03:22:05 PM
I rather liked Fergus, too, and didn't mean "best ever" in a way that implied that implied otherwise. I particularly like that he was a really ugly version of your glorious Tim. That alone indicates to me that you did like him... but he wasn't as great as Tim.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on December 15, 2009, 03:26:45 PM
I rather liked Fergus, too, and didn't mean "best ever" in a way that implied that implied otherwise. I particularly like that he was a really ugly version of your glorious Tim. That alone indicates to me that you did like him... but he wasn't as great as Tim.

Few things are..... *sigh*

(http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h81/indie_ninja/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.jpg)
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Mockery on December 20, 2009, 04:06:15 PM
Okay, everyone knows Brian from Family Guy? I had this dream where he kept going through really weird changes like melting or turning into a balloon. It was just rather disturbing for some odd reason. I really didn't like it.  :-\
Isn't it weird how dreams that would normally be funny or something are really scary and disturbing while you're dreaming them? I once had a dream where I was walking down some stairs and there was a talking pole next to them, and it was really terrifying at the time, and when I woke up I couldn't remember why.


That is rather odd. I've never thought about that.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on December 21, 2009, 07:26:26 AM
weirdest dream i've had in a while.

there was some sort of curse on people who were gay and lesbian, so they turned into mythical creatures, like one lesbian i knew had cloven feet and if you were caught with one of these creatures, the church would be very angry and the church were like in power.
anyway i was in my house, and there were these two guys from home there and they must have been gay cos as soon as i went into the room, they were like "we'll go out through the window!" even though the next room was really close and the window opened to a hedge. i told them that they could just go through to the next room, but they insisted on going through the window. so they were like taking the window out and i was trying to sleep on the sofa. i fell asleep and when i woke up the two guys were still there, still trying to get out the window.
then i woke up. but it was very odd. and one person was a minotaur.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Agonistes on December 21, 2009, 07:35:41 AM
Here's a strange one for you - last night I was at the cinema (in my dream) trying to hide from a bunch of Orthodox Jewish men and I bumped into Fergus of all people. Having never met Fergus IRL, he looked like a really ugly version of my glorious Tim. We went to a party and then we made out for a bit, and then Tim came in and told us all about the awesome time he had in Copenhagen saving the world, and Fergus got all jealous and whiny so I shot him.
fergus was alyss, right?  all you have to do to find him is go to 4chan, open the /b/ board, and try to guess which anonymous is him.....simple, right?  : )

as a word of caution; do not listen to anything anyone says from 4chan, ever.  they will mislead you into corruption.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on December 21, 2009, 09:48:37 AM
Here's a strange one for you - last night I was at the cinema (in my dream) trying to hide from a bunch of Orthodox Jewish men and I bumped into Fergus of all people. Having never met Fergus IRL, he looked like a really ugly version of my glorious Tim. We went to a party and then we made out for a bit, and then Tim came in and told us all about the awesome time he had in Copenhagen saving the world, and Fergus got all jealous and whiny so I shot him.
fergus was alyss, right?  all you have to do to find him is go to 4chan, open the /b/ board, and try to guess which anonymous is him.....simple, right?  : )

as a word of caution; do not listen to anything anyone says from 4chan, ever.  they will mislead you into corruption.

If only I knew what 4chan was... Ho hum. I'm happy to leave Fergus to float off into the ether, even if I did quite like him - I have enough people that I more than quite like to tide me over. LIKE TIM. Look at him *nudges photo* Isn't he loooovely??
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on December 21, 2009, 10:59:58 AM
If only I knew what 4chan was

you don't want to know, but it's basically where people on the internet go to be dicks.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: zeuzz on December 21, 2009, 11:11:24 PM
I once had a dream where I, for some reason I don't remember, had to take care of a girl named Zoe who looked like a cute female version of Tim Burton's Vincent.  I fell in love with her and she was sweet but stuck up.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on December 27, 2009, 06:16:49 AM
I went to stay in a little cottage that my family owned - we were rich and had many many houses xD - with my mate Josh. At some point we swapped bodies. Then it turned out my family were in fact 8 foot tall pre-Revolutionary French aristocrats with cobra heads.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Astica on December 27, 2009, 08:33:00 AM
I had a dream I was on a bus, and then everyone got out of the bus and proceeded to walk the rest of the way to wherever in the same shape and formation we had been sitting in. Then this guy I went to high school with came over to say hi, seemingly unaware of the fact he was walking into a human bus, and in trying to wave, accidentally elbowed the guy next to me in the face, causing me to laugh so hard I fell to my knees and the bus broke down.

Indja wins.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on December 27, 2009, 08:40:19 AM
Indja aaaalways wins xD But yours is good! Good effort. Keep trying. xD
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CeeGBee on December 27, 2009, 01:02:49 PM
Indja aaaalways wins xD But yours is good! Good effort. Keep trying. xD
Yeah, the Land-Owning class always wins...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on December 28, 2009, 08:54:25 AM
Indja aaaalways wins xD But yours is good! Good effort. Keep trying. xD
Yeah, the Land-Owning class always wins...

Yeah, cos I'm so posh. OH NO WAIT THAT'S BOLLOCKS. I'm pooooor. My family are literally paying the bills out of their saving account at the minute until my dad can find some fucking work. Gah....
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CeeGBee on December 28, 2009, 12:00:50 PM
Indja aaaalways wins xD But yours is good! Good effort. Keep trying. xD
Yeah, the Land-Owning class always wins...

Yeah, cos I'm so posh. OH NO WAIT THAT'S BOLLOCKS. I'm pooooor. My family are literally paying the bills out of their saving account at the minute until my dad can find some fucking work. Gah....
I went to stay in a little cottage that my family owned - we were rich and had many many houses xD - with my mate Josh. At some point we swapped bodies. Then it turned out my family were in fact 8 foot tall pre-Revolutionary French aristocrats with cobra heads.
...but of course, when the Revolution arrived, you lost your snake-heads...


(Best of luck to yer da...  I very much feel his pain.)
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Morpheus Laughing on December 28, 2009, 12:13:20 PM
Indja aaaalways wins xD But yours is good! Good effort. Keep trying. xD
Yeah, the Land-Owning class always wins...

Yeah, cos I'm so posh. OH NO WAIT THAT'S BOLLOCKS. I'm pooooor. My family are literally paying the bills out of their saving account at the minute until my dad can find some fucking work. Gah....
I went to stay in a little cottage that my family owned - we were rich and had many many houses xD - with my mate Josh. At some point we swapped bodies. Then it turned out my family were in fact 8 foot tall pre-Revolutionary French aristocrats with cobra heads.
...but of course, when the Revolution arrived, you lost your snake-heads...
David Icke would probably claim that the serpent heads had receded into another dimension and were in fact still occasionally visible on rare occasions.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on December 28, 2009, 02:31:49 PM
Indja aaaalways wins xD But yours is good! Good effort. Keep trying. xD
Yeah, the Land-Owning class always wins...

Yeah, cos I'm so posh. OH NO WAIT THAT'S BOLLOCKS. I'm pooooor. My family are literally paying the bills out of their saving account at the minute until my dad can find some fucking work. Gah....
I went to stay in a little cottage that my family owned - we were rich and had many many houses xD - with my mate Josh. At some point we swapped bodies. Then it turned out my family were in fact 8 foot tall pre-Revolutionary French aristocrats with cobra heads.
...but of course, when the Revolution arrived, you lost your snake-heads...
David Icke would probably claim that the serpent heads had receded into another dimension and were in fact still occasionally visible on rare occasions.

Actually, he'd be right - the reason I didn't twig straight away that they had cobra heads was because they had a sort of glamour thing on so I couldn't see it. It was awesome. But then they tried to eat us, which was less so. Mind you, most of my nightmares have me waking up in floods of cold sweat and screaming and too scared to turn the light off again for the rest of the night - this one I woke up from going "WAH- wait, that's hilarious", and went back to sleep straightaway.

Thank you for your sympathy, Charlie - sorry I was a bit snotty, I didn't understand you xD
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Pliwood180 on December 29, 2009, 01:43:41 PM
I keep having recurring dreams about a girl that went to school with me up until two years ago. She lives locally, but no one knows where she went (much less sees her anymore), or if she's even still going to school. It's a really strange situation.

Usually my dreams are centered around a different subject, and she's there just hanging out with our group of friends.

In last night's dream, we were in class and she walked in. All of my friends surrounded her and were hugging and chatting. I stayed over on my side and layed low, because our relationship was kinda weird. She walked over to me, smiled, and asked, "Well! Aren't you going to say 'hi'?" Then we talked. It was just really strange, because in my dream I was thinking "It's so weird that this is really happening, because I keep having dreams about this!"

I don't usually have recurring dreams. This is the only one, and I have NO idea what to think of it.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Half Mar on December 31, 2009, 07:23:45 AM
Last night I had a very odd dream. First I was sneaking around our neighbours house, because there was another woman walking around there, and I somehow didn't trust it. When I tried to get away, I bumped into our neighbours dog, but he wanted to play instead of being an evil barking biting guard dog. I managed to get out, and then went to our house to check the mailbox. I had mail from Bekki. It was a huge envelope, and she put a huge photo from Garbage on the back of it. Later I saw that Tegan and Sara had a huge feature in a poplar magazine here. After that I checked the Shadowbox, and saw that Johnny Depp was a member.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Pliwood180 on December 31, 2009, 09:56:24 AM
Last night I had a very odd dream. First I was sneaking around our neighbours house, because there was another woman walking around there, and I somehow didn't trust it. When I tried to get away, I bumped into our neighbours dog, but he wanted to play instead of being an evil barking biting guard dog. I managed to get out, and then went to our house to check the mailbox. I had mail from Bekki. It was a huge envelope, and she put a huge photo from Garbage on the back of it. Later I saw that Tegan and Sara had a huge feature in a poplar magazine here. After that I checked the Shadowbox, and saw that Johnny Depp was a member.

Wow, that dream's full of pop. cultural-things at the end.

I hardly ever have nightmares, but last night I dreamt that we were in school, and we witnessed someone outside in the parking lot go on a shooting rampage.  :-\
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: buttercup. on January 01, 2010, 02:48:47 PM
I dreamt I was a moderator on here.  ^-^
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on January 02, 2010, 05:40:53 AM
I dreamt I was a moderator on here.  ^-^

Awesooooome.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Half Mar on January 03, 2010, 09:16:16 AM
I was at some camp thing, with my parents, and there were other people too and some camp leader lady. The lady was being mean to me, and no one noticed, and they all said it was just me. She wanted to force me to have diner with other people, but I didn't want to. After her bitching some more at me, I walked away. There was some sort of forest around the camp, and I walked around it. When I came back to the camping space I saw that my parents were in a dining tent, and my brother was there too (the one who I haven't talked to in many years). I was freaked out, and he just smiled at me like nothing ever happened. My mum said "things are alright again!", and that freaked me out even more. I tried to run away, but after a few steps I fell down, crying on the ground.

It was not a fun dream.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on January 03, 2010, 02:41:19 PM
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/hallucinations.png)
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Half Mar on January 07, 2010, 07:20:59 AM
I was hanging out with Tegan and Sara last night :headbang:
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: JohnnyDBBUK on January 07, 2010, 09:30:54 AM
I was hanging out with Tegan and Sara last night :headbang:

admittedly I have had that dream myself.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Pliwood180 on January 07, 2010, 09:54:17 AM
Two nights ago I dreamt that I was hanging out with and introducing my sister to people from the L Word.
Yesterday she told me she thinks she's bisexual. I think this's crazy.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: bec on January 07, 2010, 10:07:22 AM
Last night I dreamt that an aeroplane carrying 300 passengers bound for somewhere in Malaysia crashed into my grandma's tiny backyard, a mere 5 minutes after the Foo Fighters concert that was being held there had finished.  :idiot2:
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: buttercup. on January 07, 2010, 03:01:31 PM
I had a monster-blood filled-magical power dream last night.
And Hannah Montana was in it.  :-\
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Cirque on January 07, 2010, 05:18:55 PM
I had a monster-blood filled-magical power dream last night.
And Hannah Montana was in it.  :-\

I'm assuming she was the monster?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: plasticmoo on January 08, 2010, 02:21:34 PM
I don't know where to start...


Once I dreamt it was time for the annual cleaning of my my schoolground. We were to get away all the ice and snow from the ground so we started.
Underneath the ice we found a dinosaur, and I then realised that if we didn't push the button of that contraption my friend held in his hands, the dinosaur would come to life.
However he couldn't hear me, though I stood right next to him and yelled at him to press the button.
All of a sudden dinosaurs ran and walked around everywhere, chasing all the little kiddo's.
I was trying to hide, seeing a giant t-rex rise behind my schoolbuilding and opening his mouth to say;
"E.T phone home" then he pointed his t-rex finger at me and bats flew out of it. I then went to ask my teacher if I could go home, since I really do not like dinosaurs.
She didn't answer so I decided to slide down the icy slope leading down to my house.
End of dream.



Then we have what I refer to as my series of sex dreams where I had intercourse with Percy Weasley, Bam Margera, Ron Weasley, Amanda Palmer, Brian Viglione and there is probably someone I've forgotten about.

And in one dream I was the headmaster of Hogwarts.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Cirque on January 08, 2010, 03:30:13 PM
I had a nightmare last night, I'm not sure what it was about but I woke up scared and my hand shot straight for me phone.
I opened my phone and realised I wasn't sure what I expected to find...no texts or anything.
It was weird, something felt very out of place about the experience.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Johnny on January 08, 2010, 06:52:59 PM
me and my boyfriend were in the woods and I was bitten by a big snake in the chest. He had to help me pull the fangs out and when I kissed him he died.  :buck2:
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: HeatherRoseStudios on January 09, 2010, 01:29:37 AM
Can you guys all help me out?

I am starting a project called the Dream Service. I'm hoping to collect dreams.

I'd really love it if any of you could send me a dream you've had. Or if you wouldn't mind me borrowing some of the dreams that have already been posted here.

I don't want to take anything without permission though... So please let me know if you'd like to help!

My main goal is to get people to send me physical things, like their dream hand written on some old paper, or a drawing or collage of some sort with a summary of the dream written on it, or even just one specific part of a dream. Basically anything that has to do with a dream you've had.

the website is http://DreamService.tumblr.com

Please check it out. PM me or email theDreamService@gmail.com for the address if you'd like to mail me something for this project. otherwise, please either send me an email about your dream, or post it here and let me know that it's ok if I post it on the website.


Thank you!

Love,
HeatherRose
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Goodbye-Umbrella on January 09, 2010, 02:48:48 AM
Can you guys all help me out?

I am starting a project called the Dream Service. I'm hoping to collect dreams.

I'd really love it if any of you could send me a dream you've had. Or if you wouldn't mind me borrowing some of the dreams that have already been posted here.

I don't want to take anything without permission though... So please let me know if you'd like to help!

My main goal is to get people to send me physical things, like their dream hand written on some old paper, or a drawing or collage of some sort with a summary of the dream written on it, or even just one specific part of a dream. Basically anything that has to do with a dream you've had.

the website is http://DreamService.tumblr.com

Please check it out. PM me or email theDreamService@gmail.com for the address if you'd like to mail me something for this project. otherwise, please either send me an email about your dream, or post it here and let me know that it's ok if I post it on the website.


Thank you!

Love,
HeatherRose


wow, i do the same thing! only i collect different stuff too, and from strangers. i shall check out your website!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: HeatherRoseStudios on January 09, 2010, 02:53:28 AM
Can you guys all help me out?

I am starting a project called the Dream Service. I'm hoping to collect dreams.

I'd really love it if any of you could send me a dream you've had. Or if you wouldn't mind me borrowing some of the dreams that have already been posted here.

I don't want to take anything without permission though... So please let me know if you'd like to help!

My main goal is to get people to send me physical things, like their dream hand written on some old paper, or a drawing or collage of some sort with a summary of the dream written on it, or even just one specific part of a dream. Basically anything that has to do with a dream you've had.

the website is http://DreamService.tumblr.com

Please check it out. PM me or email theDreamService@gmail.com for the address if you'd like to mail me something for this project. otherwise, please either send me an email about your dream, or post it here and let me know that it's ok if I post it on the website.


Thank you!

Love,
HeatherRose


wow, i do the same thing! only i collect different stuff too, and from strangers. i shall check out your website!

Well i'm hoping to collect from strangers, but i just started it, so I'm trying to get a good collection to start with and hopefully word will spread and strangers will start sending them to me.

Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on January 09, 2010, 04:58:37 AM
i had a dream last night about this serial killer that was outside my house, but he was in love with me so he wouldn't kill me, so i was the only person able to actually leave my house, cos he would have killed anyone else.
anyway, he and some other people got in, and everyone started fighting, but he kept coming over to make sure i was ok, even though we were on opposite "teams".
i can't remember how it ended but that was the main part of it.

i know i had one with amanda but i can't remember what happened in it.

also! i think there was some shadowboxers in my dream (sorry if that's creepy :embarassed:)
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Half Mar on January 09, 2010, 07:56:25 AM
also! i think there was some shadowboxers in my dream (sorry if that's creepy :embarassed:)

Nah, I had lots of dreams with Shadowboxers in them :)


Last night I dreamt that I was Amanda's support act, and I played at a show in my province.
My dreams are getting more awesome lately. Maybe next time I'll be on stage with Amanda herself lol.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CeeGBee on January 09, 2010, 05:23:59 PM
i had a dream last night about this serial killer that was outside my house, but he was in love with me so he wouldn't kill me, so i was the only person able to actually leave my house, cos he would have killed anyone else.
anyway, he and some other people got in, and everyone started fighting, but he kept coming over to make sure i was ok, even though we were on opposite "teams".
i can't remember how it ended but that was the main part of it.

i know i had one with amanda but i can't remember what happened in it.

also! i think there was some shadowboxers in my dream (sorry if that's creepy :embarassed:)
Are you familiar with a song by Neko Case called "This Tornado Loves You"?
It's about a girl's violent obsessed stalker who just happens to be a tornado...
http://www.nekocase.com/lyrics/mc01.htm

(Strange as that may sound, it's a really good song...)
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Goodbye-Umbrella on January 09, 2010, 09:58:27 PM

Well i'm hoping to collect from strangers, but i just started it, so I'm trying to get a good collection to start with and hopefully word will spread and strangers will start sending them to me.



oh cool! leaving collection boxes/pens and paper around cafes,galleries and other places willing to let you is another great way to get stuff, if you pickthe right places!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: HeatherRoseStudios on January 10, 2010, 12:23:24 AM

Well i'm hoping to collect from strangers, but i just started it, so I'm trying to get a good collection to start with and hopefully word will spread and strangers will start sending them to me.



oh cool! leaving collection boxes/pens and paper around cafes,galleries and other places willing to let you is another great way to get stuff, if you pickthe right places!

that's a really great idea! I didn't even think about that! I just wish there was a place near me where I could do that... i live in the ghetto. lol... i'd probably end up with a bunch of bad graffiti scribbled on napkins or something... lol....

I know of a great place in Bennington, VT i could possibly do it next time i'm up there though...

Thanks for the idea!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Goodbye-Umbrella on January 10, 2010, 01:23:34 AM

Well i'm hoping to collect from strangers, but i just started it, so I'm trying to get a good collection to start with and hopefully word will spread and strangers will start sending them to me.



oh cool! leaving collection boxes/pens and paper around cafes,galleries and other places willing to let you is another great way to get stuff, if you pickthe right places!

that's a really great idea! I didn't even think about that! I just wish there was a place near me where I could do that... i live in the ghetto. lol... i'd probably end up with a bunch of bad graffiti scribbled on napkins or something... lol....

I know of a great place in Bennington, VT i could possibly do it next time i'm up there though...

Thanks for the idea!

haha no worries!


so onto dreams... i had quite a weird dream the other night. i was in this weird fantasy land (as in like i dunno dungeons and dragons or something) only it was this place muscians go after they die.  i was trying to walk up this escalator going down, to get to the top of this mountain, cause my friend just went up the same escalator. maddonna was there- doing what exactly- i dont know.

then tom waits was sitting on this hill and was he had either just woke up from a really long sleep or just come back to the place after a really long time or something, and found out that in that land people can now turn into animals, so he was questioning everyone how but through song, and it turned into this giant tom waits sing a long, and he discovered you had to go through this door that was at the top of the elevator i was trying to go up, so i finally got up and went through the door. the end. 
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: slyvia k on January 10, 2010, 07:13:13 AM
horrible dream tonight. i woke up all sweaty and shivering and scared to death.
i was at my house with my parents and my brother, and apparently there's a famous thief in our house, he's called ''cat-man''. we see all the mess he's made looking for stuff, there are books everywhere, but apparently he's gone. my mother goes downstairs.
my father and brother get distracted, i find a fake human decapitated head, and i tell them to watch out cause the thief is still in the house.
we find another puppet smeared with blood.
then i go in the bathroom downstairs and i see (i THINK, as i abruptely woke up in shock) my mom's decapitated head by the sink.

fucked.up.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Half Mar on January 10, 2010, 09:18:16 AM
That's a horrible dream Syl :( *hugs*



I had a weird one, again. Unfortunately no awesome rockstars in it this time :P

I was sitting at a table, with some sort of detectives and police people, and a guy they arrested. That guy was being a huge ass to me and kept on teasing. I got more and more pissed off and I yelled that he was a racist and a nazi and should be locked up for life. He just started laughing at me, and at that point I threw the table at him. He just lay on the floor with the table on top of him, and I have no idea if he just was seriously injured, or dead :/

After that I ended up in prison, but it was some sort of prison for young people who didn't commit a too serious crime. Everyone had some sort of personal guard, and mine was a really cute and nice guy lol. He was being very nice, and he allowed me to get out of the building more. I almost had fun there. Which is weird, cause I was really in a prison :/
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: buttercup. on January 14, 2010, 11:21:07 AM
The other night I had a scary ass short ass dream.

I was in this vacation house thing with my dad and step family.
My sister and I were hanging out when I saw a GHOSTLADY and she laughed and evaporated. Suddenly under my hand I felt a sweaty hairy man leg, but no one was there.
I told my dad and he just said "oh".
Then we went camping but I got really creeped out.
We went to the movies and the ghost lady was there.
Suddenly I was alone in my apartment, but our fake fireplace was a real one and everything was dark and red.
And the ghostlady grabbed me by the ankles, but she was invisible, so I'm floating with this pain in my ankles from her grip.
My arms are flung out, and my side starts this stabbing pain.
And I realize she's crucifying me, so I use my energy bubble power I apparently have and made her drop me, but I was still sort of floating on my own, when this BIG kind of furry HOG slams next to my head.
and I awake.

according to the clock I was asleep for fifteen minutes.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Paul Jon on January 14, 2010, 11:27:11 AM
Curse you, Shadowbox, you've finally made me dream about kissing Amanda Palmer (in a closed down goth shop)... then this paparazzo photographer came along and I thought, "I bet he thinks he can blackmail her by threatening to show Neil the photos of us, but that's never going to work." He said something and Amanda said, "I am really getting tired of this" as he threatened to publish other photos unless she paid him - the weird thing was, they looked to me like photos that had already been published anyway. Other stuff happened with some other people round a table, but I can't really remember it.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: slyvia k on January 14, 2010, 02:43:12 PM
i dreamt i was at a small concert in what looked like an hotel lobby, and i was sitting next to my bro and mom on a sofa, and there was this very loud bunch so i told them to shut up. and the dude stands up and he has a gun and points it at me. then i woke up.


uhm. nice.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: buttercup. on January 14, 2010, 03:25:54 PM
i dreamt i was at a small concert in what looked like an hotel lobby, and i was sitting next to my bro and mom on a sofa, and there was this very loud bunch so i told them to shut up. and the dude stands up and he has a gun and points it at me. then i woke up.


uhm. nice.

...afraid to stick up for yourself?

[/doctormali]
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: bec on January 15, 2010, 08:45:43 AM
I dreamed that my family had no food so it was decided that my cat (although he was still a kitten in the dream) would be our meal. My sister put his tiny body on a plate in the oven and then I went somewhere and came back to find her cutting a few strips off of him for her sandwich, fur and all. I was about to cut some meat off for myself when I noticed he was still alive. I felt so bad that we cooked him, and it was like I suddenly realised how fucked up the whole situation was. Then I nursed him back to health and we were all so ashamed of what we'd done, especially my sister, because she'd eaten part of our cat. :confused1:
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: peppamintdynamo on January 16, 2010, 12:26:52 PM
I had a dream last night that I was being hunted down by these demon people, but Michael C. Hall was my protector, and was very good at it. There were two of them though, that ran together, and could easily beat him up, and the only thing to do was outrun them. It was exhausting.

The weird thing is, when I have dreams like this, I totally fall in love with the person who's protecting me. And then I wake up in love with Michael C. Hall, and feel very odd and confused. It's as though that person should actually exist in my life,, but they don't.

I loved Michael C Hall anyway, though.

(http://www.scifipropstore.com/custom/dex.jpg)
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: stallionbreaker on January 16, 2010, 12:36:36 PM
Nice boots, Michael C. Hall.

I had a dream last night that Amanda Palmer died. It was very upsetting, and no one understood why I was so shaken up. I was most affected by the fact that there were unrecorded songs that would never be released, oddly (Bed Song, Trout Heart Replica, Dear Old House). Woke myself up with my sobs, but realized immediately that it was a dream.

It's been a weirdly emotionally charged week.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on January 16, 2010, 01:10:40 PM
I forgot a lot of last night's dream, but I know that at one point my dad had a girlfriend instead of my step-mum, and we still lived in the old house I grew up in. We were walking home up this big hill in the snow, and his girlfriend was singing Kicking Myself (check out my MySpace xD PLUG!), but then she stopped part way through. And I had to post a letter to this boy for my mum. And I danced the salsa at some point....
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: red_roses1337 on January 17, 2010, 07:22:26 AM
I had a dream that I was in a spa filled with psychadelic colours and crazy swirling orange and pink patterns. there was this really freaky lady in the whirlpool who owned the place. she had two daughters who were also in there inexplicably. My friend and i were in this tub and all of a sudden her daughters were like "we want your SKIN. give us your SKIN" (cause they had blue spots all over them)
And their mother was having a friggin orgasm on one of the jets. my friend and i ran out and called my mum and she picked us up.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Pliwood180 on January 17, 2010, 09:20:05 AM
In part of last night's dream, I found my friend sitting on a window ledge, looking outside. I sat on the ledge too, and pulled the heavy window curtains around her.

If that's not symbolic, I don't know what is.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Half Mar on January 17, 2010, 11:10:07 AM
I dreamt that I was sort of camping with a small group. We were supposed to head out, but only in groups of two persons. There was a girl, and in my dream I knew her pretty well, and I wanted to be in a group with her. Because everyone else was a bit unfamiliar, and she wasn't. I remember that everytime we were together, I had the urge to tell her something. But I have no idea what exactly. After a day full of wandering around cities we all got back together at a building. The building only had one room, and that was where we could sleep. There wasn't much room, and some of us had to sleep on the floor. Again, I wanted to hang out with that girl, cause I felt scared to be alone. Everyone wanted to sleep before 11pm, and I couldn't sleep that early. So after laying in my bed, on the floor, for a while, I went outside. I walked over to some sort of farm, and there was a cool family, and I hung out with them for quite a while. After that I woke up.

It was weird, cause I have no clue at all who that girl was. I don't even know her name. But in my dream it was like I really knew her.

My dreams never make any sense at all.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on January 17, 2010, 12:11:35 PM
My dream had two parts last night - the first one I was a baby-sitter trying to help this family in America figure out why their kid was so weird. Turned out she was an alien, and then the mum came onto me.

In the second part, I was at the house I grew up in and was living there with my mum. I wanted to go for a walk, but I need a mac, so my mum was helping me find one only they were all kinda smelly. It was a much nicer, calmer dream than the previous one xD
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CeeGBee on January 17, 2010, 06:54:46 PM
My dream had two parts last night - the first one I was a baby-sitter trying to help this family in America figure out why their kid was so weird. Turned out she was an alien, and then the mum came onto me.

In the second part, I was at the house I grew up in and was living there with my mum. I wanted to go for a walk, but I need a mac, so my mum was helping me find one only they were all kinda smelly. It was a much nicer, calmer dream than the previous one xD

Sorry, you're much prettier, and you probably know more about raising children.....
http://abc.go.com/shows/supernanny (http://abc.go.com/shows/supernanny)
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on January 18, 2010, 11:48:44 AM
My dream had two parts last night - the first one I was a baby-sitter trying to help this family in America figure out why their kid was so weird. Turned out she was an alien, and then the mum came onto me.

In the second part, I was at the house I grew up in and was living there with my mum. I wanted to go for a walk, but I need a mac, so my mum was helping me find one only they were all kinda smelly. It was a much nicer, calmer dream than the previous one xD

Sorry, you're much prettier, and you probably know more about raising children.....
http://abc.go.com/shows/supernanny (http://abc.go.com/shows/supernanny)

I'm actually horrific with kids - I'm really great at the whole OMFG!! IT'S TIME FOR TEA!! LET'S PRETEND WE'RE CAVE-MEN EATING IN OUR CAVES!!! and reading bed-time stories, but I suck at like discipline or anything. I'm just gonna leave that side of things to Tim xD

Last night I dreamty that, once again, I was living back at my old house, but this time my mum and my brother were both there, tlike it used to be. All that happened was that it was a Saturday morning so my mum was cleaning and my brother and I made a fort out of the sofa.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Paul Jon on January 18, 2010, 07:05:18 PM
I was sitting at the kitchen table, minding my own business when I saw something through the window. It was an enormously fat giant badger, almost the size of a house. The giant, fat badger lost its way and accidentally crashed through the wall of the kitchen, accompanied by a man who explained that he'd lost control of it. I said, "Look this is obviously a dream. Giant badgers don't exist." I went into another room and picked up an old Colt 45 revolver because someone had told me Somali pirates might be coming up the road.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on January 18, 2010, 07:25:02 PM
i think i had a sort of sex dream about one of my co-workers.
but something happened before that and it was really intense, i just can't remember what.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on January 19, 2010, 11:19:46 AM
i think i had a sort of sex dream about one of my co-workers.
but something happened before that and it was really intense, i just can't remember what.
Was it a hot co-worker? :P

i guess he's kinda good looking lol
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on January 21, 2010, 12:12:36 PM
has anyone ever seen Coraline? my dream was sort of like that, there were these people trying to get me to join a cult or something and i didn't want to, so i went home and my parents were there and i was talking to them and then i realised that they were trying to get me to join this cult as well, so i had to run away from them.

it was weird.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: stallionbreaker on January 21, 2010, 03:38:34 PM
In real life, my house currently has mice living in it. In my dream last night, my house was infested with KITTENS!!! They were coming out of the drain pipe and everything. It was a little gross, but better than mice cos it was KITTENS!!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on January 21, 2010, 03:39:11 PM
In real life, my house currently has mice living in it. In my dream last night, my house was infested with KITTENS!!! They were coming out of the drain pipe and everything. It was a little gross, but better than mice cos it was KITTENS!!

I wish that was true...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Devery on January 21, 2010, 03:54:58 PM
There's a large picture book on a stand.  It appears to be a cute, heartwarming story about a mother and daughter.  The story becomes a movie.  Periodically, a black-and-white scene about the life of Charles Bukowski is shown until, ultimately, the movie completely becomes his biography.  Suddenly, I am in his house.  His daughter comes in and talks to me.  Charles himself comes in a little while later.  He has a thick, braided ponytail.  I don't remember what we talked about.  His wife is in the next room.  They appear to be the perfect hippieish couple with a talented, precocious daughter.  He asks me if he looked like I thought he would.  I said "no, your eyes are different", to which he replies "yeah, they all say that."
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on January 22, 2010, 12:42:26 PM
i had a dream where i was in my cousin's house and two of my friends were there (not unusual, i'm friends with this cousin). anyway, we were doing something for my 21st but i was going around crying about something the whole time. just walking around the house and garden and crying. anyway my friends tried to cheer me up but it wasn't working. then, my parents came and picked me up and next thing we were at the boarding gate at the airport (i guess i was coming back here or something) and i was still crying about whatever it was. anyway, i got to the gate and then this group of people came over and lined up beside the desk in two lines, facing each other. then, riverdance music started playing and the group of people started doing the riverdance. it made me stop crying lol, then my sister started doing that fake irish dancing that people do when they're drunk, and then i started doing it. then i woke up.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: spider jerusalem on January 24, 2010, 10:46:46 AM
My friend just sent me this link:

http://www.thisman.org/


interesting
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Pliwood180 on January 24, 2010, 11:12:51 AM
Musician that I really love was playing guitar, and someone selected me out of the crowd to play drums with them. It was an acoustic set, so I just sat in front of them with a radar gun (like police use) because they asked me to see how fast they were going. When the set was over the musician walked REALLY closely by me, and I remember freaking out.

These dreams of playing with awesome artists are cool, but when I wake up they kinda get me down.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: buttercup. on January 25, 2010, 04:41:02 PM
I was in a mult-roomed shop kind of place with my mother. We were walking down a hall when someone shouts "There's a bomb!" So we run to the nearest staircase and hide under it.
The bomb turns out to be in the room we're in.
A lady cop comes to diffuse it, and is yelling about how the guy who put it there is shooting up the rest of the place.
So I just sit my head back, and sigh. I guess this how I go then.
Then the bomb goes off and there's a bright flash.
...
I'm standing on a street.
I was like, I guess I didn't die then...and continue on in a mundane dream.


I think it's really funny I didn't wake up. It didn't scare me at all that I died. It's my first death dream. I guess I really do not fear death.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: lucyanna on January 26, 2010, 07:14:21 AM
I went back to my old school and everything was pretty much the same except that the school was underground, and many years in the future, so the building was a combination of really old and really new. While walking down the main corridor, I found a spiral staircase which led to this huge 'mad scientist' type of room. There were a bunch of students doing something experimental but I can't remember what exactly. Then I found two of my old teachers and they were terrified of one of the students. When they started to explain why, everything jumped back in time to when one of the teachers was performing surgery on the boy they were scared of. She made him artificial lungs. The lungs seemed to be made out of some kind of super thin foil. Then the boy sat up on the table and started pressing things on the heart monitor which made his heartbeat sound like a song. He then started arm dancing to this but somehow in a really evil sort of way.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Pliwood180 on January 30, 2010, 08:06:47 AM
Walking some kids somewhere, & they found an old barn and started looking through the stuff in there. I went in to get them out and got bitten by a snake. Someone had to suck the poison out.

Was working at some store and a cute girl walked in. We started talking and ended up hanging out throughout the dream...Which was us shrinking and running around some city collecting things like The Borrowers.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Half Mar on January 30, 2010, 09:55:05 AM
I was looking at my right arm, and noticed that my tattoo was gone. I was all like "wtf, where did it go?!", and I kept staring at my arm for quite a while. Then I checked my left arm, and saw that my tattoo was suddenly there. It was the same tattoo, only it looked very distorted. It was very odd :buck2:
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Devery on February 01, 2010, 12:56:33 PM

Not safe for work or children:

The Moaners had just taken the stage.  The Moaners is a two-woman band consisting of a guitar player/singer and drummer.  The show began.  Shortly into the first song, the singer stopped and said something about wanting it to be edgeier.  The two Moaners laid on their backs under a keyboard on a stand extended out several lenths with their feet towards the front of the stage.  Three men appeared and stood over their heads.  There were gasps in the crowd as the men took out their cocks.  The one over the singer had a gigantic penis whereas the others were normal size.  The men lowered them into the women's mouths.  It didn't take long for the two men to ejaculate into the drummer's mouth, followed immediately by the other coming in the singer's mouth.  The men left.  The edgy part was over.  The women wiped off the come from their mouths, got up, smiling, and resumed the concert. 

I was a bit shocked myself at this dream.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on February 01, 2010, 02:22:50 PM
Oh MY God. My dream the night before last was quite simply astonishing. And HUGE. Sorry. I was asleep for about 12 hours, I was ill :(

Firstly, I was in Celebrity Big Brother yelling at this fundamentalist Christian about how he was "sucking the fun out of Jesus" and that he was actively humiliating himself with his retard ideas of Christianity. Then it changed and I was Newt from Hollyoaks and I was on the roof of this block of flats - my English teacher was yelling at me to come down, but I wouldn't because I was scared, so I jumped down to like a doorway. Then it changed again, and I wasn't in the dream any more I was just like watching it, and Newt had become this little boy of about 6 and it was the 1940s or so. He was running away from his mum, who was an abusive bitch, and had just run across the roof to get away from her. As he landed, the door opened and this old lady came out. She took pity on him and took him inside to meet her wife - these two cracked me up, the first one was all tall and thin and silvery and sensible but in a lovely and funny way. The other was small and round and dressed all in red and cackled at everything, and they were both very very old. (I think, now I think of it, that I may have read a book with those two women in - the one in red was blind, I think, but they weren't English, they were American... Meh. I can't remember.) Then it went all sort of time-skip-ish and I saw the little boy growing up; every time his mother was horrible to him, which was pretty much every day, and every time he didn't want to go to school - also pretty much every day - he'd go to see this old couple who like looked after him and put cream on his bruises from his mum and stuff. He grew up into David Tennant (I mean he looked just like David Tennant, it wasn't *actually* him) and then him, the two lesbians and this girl (who was, if you've ever seen it, the woman from Relic: Guardians Of The Museum on the CBBC Channel, only she wasn't in black-and-white make up she was in 50s make-up) went for a picnic on this island that they rowed to. Everyone was just purely, blissfully happy, but then he had to go home. When he got in, his mum was still there and beat him up with like a poker. He was understandably heart-broken and ran off to the lesbians' flat. There, they worked with him and the girl to make up a batch of poisoned mayonnaise that they were going to plant in the mum's house - it should have been grim, but they were all just so glad to be rid of her, the girl just on the behalf of the boy and the two lesbians because the mother was really horrible to them and told them all the time that they were going to hell and stuff. So they made up this poison and put it in the mum's flat and then they went to the beach (they lived in like Brighton, I think) to camp out with a fire and some wine and have a bit of a party while they waited for the mother to die. The mum died, and fell out the window into the sea. The people on the beach like cheered and stuff, and then they all got into their pyjamas and went into the same tent to go to sleep - their jammies were incredible, btw, the guy's were blue and white stripey ones, and the woman had these magnificent 50s nighties on, it was ace. Anyway, while they slept the dead mother crawled out of the sea and crawled her way into the tent - it was terrifying. But the guy woke up and like fought her off, and then ran off with the girl to the pier while the lesbians did magic to keep him safe. While they were on the pier, it was suddenly not the middle of the night but all sunshiney and full of people. There was this sense of nervous quiet, like everyone was getting on with things but things just weren't right. The two of them ran into this Vegas-style chapel to find holy ground that the evil undead mother couldn't go on, but as they ran in the guy looked into the eyes of the minister and like realised that he was going to hell for killing his mum, and so was the girl and so were the lesbians. It was horrible, the minister wasn't like judging him or anything he was just sort of pitying him and GOD it was sad. So they left the chapel and then turned round and on one side of the pier was these children from a local convent school on an outing walking along in single file and all of them had these huge - like a metre in diameter - metallic balloons. On the other side of the pier, the dead mother was crawling towards them at a frankly remarkable pace for a dead woman. He grabbed the girl's hand and ran with her to the children, and then just as the mum grabbed at him, he got hold of this big silver balloon - the kid wouldn't let go of it until he looked at the guy and realised that if he didn't then he'd die and go to hell, and he had that same look as the minister and clearly figured that if he couldn't stop him from going to hell then he could at least help put it off for a bit. So the kid let go of the balloon, and the guy and the girl floated off in their pyjamas into the sky. Then the lesbian's magic took hold and the mum crumbled into black dust and got all blown away.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: HeatherRoseStudios on February 01, 2010, 04:57:52 PM
one of these days i'm going to sift through all of these dreams, and probably use some for my project (http://DreamService.tumblr.com (http://DreamService.tumblr.com))

Would anyone mind if i do this? I'll be sure to ask permission before posting anyone's dreams, but is there anyone here who absolutely does NOT want me to use their's?

Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Half Mar on February 01, 2010, 06:23:42 PM
Oh oh, I suddenly remember a bit of my dream last night.

I was running with someone else, for some guy (I believe it was part of my plan, that he was coming after us). And we ended up at a cabin (like the ones in the woods, except this was not in the woods). And the guy that was after us started aiming a gun at me. But it was cool, cause I was sort of like Lisbon, from the Mentalist. Unfortunately I woke up at that point, cause I really had the feeling I was about to kick some serious ass!!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Paul Jon on February 02, 2010, 09:40:21 AM
People's dreams made into cartoons: http://www.slowwave.com/ (http://www.slowwave.com/)
I recommend starting at the beginning.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on February 02, 2010, 01:58:13 PM
I just had a nap and I had a dream that I got talking to a boy outside of a lecture, a boy I see around quite a lot. We were talking but then he had to go, but he asked me to meet him outside the building where the toilets are, tomorrow (there is no such building, but in the dream, he showed me where it was).
Then, he met a friend of his, who I also have seen around and it turned out that they both had to go the same way as me, but to get to where I was living, you had to walk on the side of the road. I ended up walking in the middle for a time, not sure why, but then I got a kick off the guy's friend and he ran across the road to meet the first guy. In my dream, the kick was really sore lol.

Anyway, it's a mundane dream, but I woke up and I hadn't made a new friend and it was sadtimez.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on February 02, 2010, 03:01:43 PM
Pshyah. Feeble dreamers - my dreams are way cooler than yours xD
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: stallionbreaker on February 14, 2010, 03:06:12 PM
I think I had a dream that Indja tried to make out with me. Shhhh...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on February 14, 2010, 03:32:43 PM
I think I had a dream that Indja tried to make out with me. Shhhh...

THAT WAS NO DREAM.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: stallionbreaker on February 14, 2010, 03:48:19 PM
Dammit. I must've been drunker than I thought if I can't remember that properly  :-\
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on February 15, 2010, 04:43:36 AM
Looks like we'll just have to try again, but soberer xD
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: stallionbreaker on February 15, 2010, 11:50:21 AM
 O0
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: red_roses1337 on February 19, 2010, 02:50:39 PM
i had a dream that my science professor slapped me across the face and made me forget information that i had read that night. 8[
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on February 19, 2010, 03:00:59 PM
I had a dream last night where me and my sister and my mum were sitting in the sitting room at home, and we were packing things for my parents to move. That bit's obvious, because my dad is leaving tomorrow for France, and my mum is following on the 24th, I think.

Anyway. The weird part was that she was throwing the most random things out and I was like "MAMMY WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" and then she was throwing sugar out the window, and I was really confused, cos I was like, "You'll need that for when you get there for the tea and coffee" but she made me throw it out anyway, I had to like sprinkle it out the window, really gently so that the wind would take it. I should also mention that the window I threw it out of is actually in the kitchen, but we were still in the sitting room.
Then when we were done, we were sitting on the sofa, the three of us, and I wanted to cry cos I'd never see the house again and I looked up and my mum was crying.

And then I woke up.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: buttercup. on February 20, 2010, 07:03:45 PM
I made out and..stuff..with a really hot guy I haven't met.  :knuppel2: Come on, let me be psychic.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on February 20, 2010, 07:48:55 PM
Last night, I had this dream and it seemed like everyone I've ever known was in it.

So, I met up with this massive bunch of people and we went away for a night or something, and we were staying in this place. So, you walked in and in the middle there was a desk with a guy behind it. Surrounding it, were a LOT of beds. All different types but mostly double or kingsize ones. It looked like we were going to have this massive sleepover. I found a bed I wanted (they were all really lovely and "grand" and had like a headboard that was all fancy and decorated but each one was decorated differently), and it was right beside the desk. I remember thinking that I hoped it didn't get too loud cos if anyone wanted to go out or whatever, they'd have to pass the desk to sign out or whatever.

Anyway, my ex was there (I keep having dreams about him, and wanting to be friends, I wonder what this means...lol), with his new fling. She was like a caricature of ugliness in my dream, all rotting teeth and ugly face. Anyway, I wanted to be friends with him, so I asked him etc and she had a massive bitchfit and started getting really violent and stuff. Not too far from the actual truth, I imagine but whatever.

I can't remember what happened at the end, I just remember a lot of beds.

Also, this evening, I had a nap, and I dreamt I was working and I had to get shoes, but it took me ages to find one particular pair so I got really behind and so did everyone else as a result. Anyway, as a speeding up measure, one of the managers was out the back and he had a clipboard. If we needed a shoe we had to go out the back and in the "cages" there was like a load of shoes in rows, and at the top there were clothes. So I went to the back to find this boot and Dave was there with his clipboard, asking me what shoe I needed. He asked if I could cross the clothes from the search, in my dream, I was kind of like "duh" but anyway, there were these rows of shoes and he made me look through them, row by row. Still took me ages and then I woke up.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on February 21, 2010, 09:11:12 AM
I had two dreams last night and one the night before about having sex where people can see. I think my subconscious is kinkier than I give it credit. The one the night before was kind of boring, but the two last night - the first I was in the snow with a young Foreman, and the second I was at Tim's house (which I've never been to, btw) and slept with the girl from Requiem For A Dream on his (very nice) sofa while everyone else was watching TV.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on February 21, 2010, 12:47:32 PM
I think I had a lesbian sex dream a few nights ago, but it's sort of hazy.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on February 21, 2010, 02:18:29 PM
I think I had a lesbian sex dream a few nights ago, but it's sort of hazy.

Narp, that was just me. BWAHAHAHA.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Paul Jon on February 21, 2010, 07:50:52 PM
Near by where I'm typing this there's a main road which in real life leads to a large park perhaps a mile or so away. In my dreams from time to time, the road doesn't do that, but goes somewhere else. In this dream, it led to a modern-looking college that I had to visit because for some reason they owned the rights to Don't You Want Me by the Human League (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arUqoKjU3D4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arUqoKjU3D4)) and for some even weirder reason I was going to perform it somewhere. In the college was someone I used to work with about 6 years ago and we hugged and complained that our lives had been lonely and loveless (not true in real life but apparently so in the dream) and then I had to leave her and wandered around looking for the right people to talk to. I woke up thinking, "What the-?"
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: turtle club on February 22, 2010, 02:38:56 AM
i had a dream featuring afp.  :Di don't know what happened in it, but i woke up feeling really happy. she probably adopted me in the dream or something. ;D
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on February 22, 2010, 05:34:57 AM
I had another work dream last night.
I was at work and it was really busy, like thronged with people. And one of the girls, Lucy (who is really lovely irl and this wouldn't happen irl) was really getting at me and annoying me so I just yelled "Fuck off!" to her and then headed up the shop. One of the other boys was like :O and followed me and was like "what did you just say?!" Anyway, I freaked out and I was like, I shouldn't have done that and I felt really bad. So I tried to go up the shop to apologise, but Lucy ran away from me (lol). I'd also done something to offend the manager I think, cos she was acting weird around me too.
I was exiled to the fitting rooms (lol) and it was really busy too, so I had to help lots of people. And they all seemed to be getting annoyed with me, too, it was like I just couldn't win. Anyway, right before my alarm went off, the manager came over and she was "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have acted that way" and I was just about to apologise when the alarm went off.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: my beautiful idiot on February 22, 2010, 11:51:54 AM
I had a weird dream last night concerning Facebook, of all things. Just recently I decided to deactivate my account for a while, so that possibly could have something to do with this.

In the dream, I logged on to Facebook and had to properly define a word in order to reactivate my account. When I went to the homepage, I noticed that there were 100 people online - because I must have left the chat log on... then I looked at my friend list and there were 890 people on there. There was a little side bar which I scrolled down and it showed that all these people had added me as a friend. Apparently Facebook had changed its homepage during the time I had left.


It's not fair, my boyfriend got Will Arnett in his dream and I get Facebook.  ;D
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: 24hourchemist on February 22, 2010, 01:54:15 PM
I had a pretty disturbing dream the other night. I was in my livingroom which is on the ground floor and my front door is on the first floor (there's stairs outside) and this guy on a motorbike drove up the stairs, crashed through the door and down into the room I was in and then two guys on quad bikes with massive beards came through the windows and they like circled round me and my little brother and my mum and said that they would rape us if we didn't move away right then. Anyway I just told them to go away and the did, saying "we'll be back"  ;D Anyway, then I went upstairs to write about it on the "Shit that ruined you day" thread here and I looked out the window and my house was surrounded by amoured trucks and police vans looking for the guys. And then a bus drove through the side of my house.

I don't know WHAT made me dream that lol.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: The Epigrammic Poultry on February 25, 2010, 09:14:16 PM
I had a dream last night last night where I kissed this guy in class Aaron. I do have a fairly substantial crush on him, so that's almost expected.
Only it was a lucid dream. Really lucid. The thing about them is that whatever you remember, you remember it as if it really happened.
And now I have the distinct, clear memory of his tongue in my mouth, as clear as any other memory of kissing someone.
Which all majorly depresses me, because it serves only to remind me that I can never ever actually do that :(

unless I get him really drunk.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Half Mar on February 27, 2010, 08:20:04 AM
I had a very odd dream. Jetske was there, and around 4 other people, but I can't remember who they were. Suddenly Jetske started telling us some intense stuff, and she looked so sad and kinda lost. It broke my heart and I cried my eyes out. That's all I can really remember... :-\
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on February 28, 2010, 05:33:13 AM
I had a bit of a scary dream last night, I must have been too warm.

Basically, there were these two guys escaped from prison, really badass serial killers. So we were all told to be on the lookout and whatnot. Anyway, they somehow got to my cousin's house which is about 30 seconds walk from my home house. I went in to try and maybe save someone? but one of the guys was in there, and I just couldn't do anything so I left. The first guy was really gross and dirty and he really needed a wash and some clean clothes.

Anyway, I went outside and I was walking down our drive (my cousin's house is at the top of it) when the other guy came. He was holding this bigass knife, and you could just tell he knew what to do with it. So I hid behind some trees but he saw me anyway. So I ran home trying not to get killed, ran in, locked all the doors and started screaming to my mum to help me. Meanwhile my dad was just sort of laying around not bothering to do anything.

I woke up then, but I've had this dream before, I think.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on February 28, 2010, 08:41:13 AM
So I was Lucy Pevensie and Hitler was trying to kill me. Peter, Susan, Eugene (apparently the small boy who comes into the library and reads exactly the same books as I did at his age was deemed a suitable replacement for Edmond) and I ran through a castle and down this slope to get away from Hitler, who was much shorter than you'd think, and very squeaky. We ran through a door out onto a meadow, and the world went sort of Final Fantasy X graphics-y. We ran across the meadow to another door to another meadow, but Hitler was catching up all the time. Then Peter had a brainwave - we sat down for a picnic, and when Hitler caught up we invited him to join us. He was quite sweet, really, but sort of spoilt and obviously insane and trying to kill us. Then we pretended we were playing a game where he had to get on one of our backs and for some damn reason he chose me, even though I was the littlest. I tried to run off with him, which was the plan (run off with Hitler and dump him in a river or something), but one of my feet had gone dead so I was sort of hobbling. When I finally wriggled it around and got the feeling back, I woke up because my leg was waving about in the air.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: buttercup. on February 28, 2010, 10:19:21 AM
The last really scary/awesome one was a few nights ago.
I was being attacked by zombies in a swampy area and I thought to myself "Zombies don't exist, so if they're here...that means I can fly!"
And I flew over them.
it was spectacular.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Cirque on February 28, 2010, 05:03:54 PM
I had a dream about jumping down a series of cliffs to get home from school...then I got on a bus and fucked my ski instructor, then my friend got on the bus and we went to town.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: overratedtoejam on February 28, 2010, 06:11:53 PM
i had a dream with leisha hailey, kate moennig, mia kirshner, and laurel holloman. i don't remember much of it except it was weird and nice, but i do think i've been watching too much of the l word haha
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: The Epigrammic Poultry on March 01, 2010, 02:17:40 PM
Two of my friends made out in a hotel dining room, where, for some reason, we were supposed to have been doing our CSPE exam.
And then I made out with that guy again (except this time it wasn't lucid).
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on March 01, 2010, 08:32:15 PM
I had a nap earlier, and I had two dreams. The second one is the more interesting one, mostly cos I can remember. Basically, it was just me walking around the uni after a lecture or something, and getting lost, but bumping into all of these really cool people that I didn't know, and having really random and funny and interesting conversations.

I wish I could do that irl.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Vinny on March 01, 2010, 09:02:37 PM
I had a nap earlier, and I had two dreams. The second one is the more interesting one, mostly cos I can remember. Basically, it was just me walking around the uni after a lecture or something, and getting lost, but bumping into all of these really cool people that I didn't know, and having really random and funny and interesting conversations.

I wish I could do that irl.


Seconded.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on March 02, 2010, 03:50:41 AM
I had a dream last night with SuperBitch (aka Michelle) and Jacob and my boss. So we were at this trade show or something, and me SuperBitch and Jake had to sleep in this room, which would have been ok except I don't get on with her. Anyway, we were there for a weekend I think, and by the end of it, I'd sort of made up with The Bitch. But then at the end, I was totally broke but Jake owed me like £70 and Maureen my boss owed me £25, but neither of them could pay me at the time.
Then at the end, we were in the shop I work in, and I was trying to get my money off Mo cos I really needed it but she was like "I don't have it! Leave me alone!"
And there was this other guy there at the end that I work with but don't really like. I don't know why he was there.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: The Epigrammic Poultry on March 02, 2010, 08:17:50 PM
I had a dream last night with SuperBitch (aka Michelle) and Jacob and my boss. So we were at this trade show or something, and me SuperBitch and Jake had to sleep in this room, which would have been ok except I don't get on with her. Anyway, we were there for a weekend I think, and by the end of it, I'd sort of made up with The Bitch. But then at the end, I was totally broke but Jake owed me like £70 and Maureen my boss owed me £25, but neither of them could pay me at the time.
Then at the end, we were in the shop I work in, and I was trying to get my money off Mo cos I really needed it but she was like "I don't have it! Leave me alone!"
And there was this other guy there at the end that I work with but don't really like. I don't know why he was there.

When you had that dream, I was hiding in a cardboard box with the words NOT GRAHAM written on it the whole time. You just didn't find me.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: red_roses1337 on March 04, 2010, 09:36:29 AM
i had a dream that thsi really hot guy in i know was teaching me how to play american football... but i don't know how to play american football in real life, so he was teaching me something wrong...
it was weird.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Sarah Doll on March 04, 2010, 09:45:18 AM
All I can remember from last night was that I was in my old school, sitting in on a maths class. I was there to show my former maths teacher some sketches I'd done..?.. And I offered him a Special K bite ike it  was something I'd always done. I understand the food part coz I eat them everyday ut the rest escapes me! :o ;D
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Half Mar on March 12, 2010, 08:49:47 AM
I dreamt about Emilie Autumn. She was just in my room, wandering around. It was a bit weird, but pretty awesome. She was nice. And by nice, I mean really, nice :P
I never had her appear in a dream, so when I woke up I thought "why was she in it?" lol. I blame it on Lucy ;D
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Half Mar on March 13, 2010, 07:33:21 AM
Double post!

Last night I dreamt about Shirley Manson. She was like an invincible crime fighter. She got hit by a car, crawled back up and got the guy who hit her. I was just there, watching everything, almost like a supporter or something :P

I have no idea why these famous people appear in my dreams, but I sure don't mind lol.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on March 13, 2010, 02:49:21 PM



David Morrissey lured me to his lair in the indoor market, made me a cup of tea and then, as we settled down to watch a film, he strangled me with his two-foot penis.



What the actual fuck.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: lucyanna on March 13, 2010, 03:09:07 PM
^ Hahahaha! That is too hillarious! Your mind is awesome, Indie.

I dreamt about Emilie Autumn. She was just in my room, wandering around. It was a bit weird, but pretty awesome. She was nice. And by nice, I mean really, nice :P
I never had her appear in a dream, so when I woke up I thought "why was she in it?" lol. I blame it on Lucy ;D
You are welcome, Marmite.  ;D

I had a dream last night where Emilie Autumn, the crumpets and I were in a forest just pulling faces at each other. It was quite entertaining.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Half Mar on March 13, 2010, 05:42:32 PM
I dreamt about Emilie Autumn. She was just in my room, wandering around. It was a bit weird, but pretty awesome. She was nice. And by nice, I mean really, nice :P
I never had her appear in a dream, so when I woke up I thought "why was she in it?" lol. I blame it on Lucy ;D
You are welcome, Marmite.  ;D

I had a dream last night where Emilie Autumn, the crumpets and I were in a forest just pulling faces at each other. It was quite entertaining.

I think my dream beats your dream *ahum*
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on March 14, 2010, 12:17:43 PM
David Morrissey lured me to his lair in the indoor market, made me a cup of tea and then, as we settled down to watch a film, he strangled me with his two-foot penis.

I HAD IT AGAIN I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH ME.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Half Mar on March 14, 2010, 12:18:47 PM
David Morrissey lured me to his lair in the indoor market, made me a cup of tea and then, as we settled down to watch a film, he strangled me with his two-foot penis.

I HAD IT AGAIN I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH ME.

Hahahaha <3
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: 1AC on March 15, 2010, 11:49:08 AM
My literature teacher Mr. Eller, was my accounting teacher. Accounting was right after lunch, so I had just gotten back from eating lunch with my mom.
While I was in class my mom kept texting me, but the only one I remember was "Goodbye" in response to my "Why?"
When I went to get Emilia out of the stroller she wasn't there, and instead there was a brochure for a camp type of thing.
When I couldn't get my mom to tell me what was going on I yelled at Mr. Eller, "What is Gampwmgdajjmpka?" (or whatever the name of the camp was). I told him that my mom had sent these soldier people to take me to the camp. Mr. Eller went to the principal's office and asked, "Are you men from Gampwmgdajjmpka? Looking for Maddie?" The soldiers said yes and then all my former teachers showed up and started counting money to make the soldiers go away. I don't remember what happened after that.

Ah, it's my anti-college-right-after-graduation dream. Haha.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: lucyanna on March 18, 2010, 11:36:44 AM
I was building a website on my computer but the website was actually changing things in a parallel world that I could see though a mirror in my room. I think the parallel world version of myself was sometimes telling the real me what needed to be done.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Vinny on March 19, 2010, 11:12:05 AM
Had a dream where it was my birthday and Florence + The Machine and Emilie Autumn were both performing on the night. Then I went to this building I projected and hung out with a few friends, until the building was actually my rich friend's and his birthday. Which all made perfect sense in the dream.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Half Mar on March 20, 2010, 10:27:11 AM
I dreamt about tattoos. I think that's a sign that I am getting slightly nervous for next wednesday lol.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: my beautiful idiot on March 20, 2010, 11:27:25 AM
The other night I had a dream that everyone I knew from the theater company was performing West Side Story. On a beach. The thing is, they were performing backwards - as in, the skipped over some parts and put the rumble scene first instead of the prologue. Needless to say, it was a bit strange. Funny to watch, but strange.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Rosebud on March 20, 2010, 12:58:44 PM
In my dream, I went to a museum with a special potato exhibit.
When I came back home, I explained to my parents that I had seen the world's biggest potato.
My dad kept repeating, “That's impossible! It can't possibly be that big!”
And my mum kept asking, “Was it a sweet potato?”

And so on until I woke up.
What the fuck.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on March 20, 2010, 03:19:47 PM
I had some strange drunk dreams last night. One of them, I was living in the house I used to live in (which was where I was sleeping, so not so weird), but I was living with my brother and my uncle Matthew and not my mum, and it was in exactly the state it was in when I went to sleep there except there was a bottle of Ruby Mild in the fridge and no milk. Thomas went to the shop to buy food for breakfast, but I was hungover and wanted to drink the beer instead, so my uncle punched me in the face.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on March 20, 2010, 03:41:47 PM
I had very strange dreams last night. One involved a girl I know from another forum who recently had a baby and her husband, none of whom I've met.
I was also in hospital in one, but the hospital was my grandfather's/uncle's house (now my uncle's house but the garden was like it was when my grandfather was alive). And a friend from home was there, and her father. I was looking for my parents (in real life, our house is about 10 seconds away from my grandfather's), or something and I got into a random van. Turns out that it belonged to my friend's dad and they were just about to go home, so he drove me home, only my parents had moved to somewhere else. So he was driving me back but the way back was much longer than the way there.

It was just strange. I don't know how to describe it properly. My aunt was also there, still not sure why.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: my beautiful idiot on March 23, 2010, 08:22:02 PM
I had a dream the other night where one of a friend of mine joined my boyfriend and myself at the mall. We went shoe shopping, found a pair of ugly shoes, and sang a song about them. I don't remember the words, but it went something like, These shoes are ugly, ugly shoes! No one wants you, ugly shoes!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: turtle club on March 30, 2010, 04:43:46 AM
i dreamed i was the pirate king, from pirates of penzance!!!
it was truly strange. my roles as pirate king went from dancing around crazily, to attempting to extract this random fat man from my property when he insisted on swimming in my pool. he kept telling me it was a communal pool, but i know it's mine, he was lying.

weirdness indeed.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Half Mar on March 30, 2010, 07:28:22 AM
I was hanging out with Hayley (Fiasco!) and her sister!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on March 30, 2010, 07:42:15 AM
Ooh la la. I had some fucking weird dreams last night and this morning. I was at work but I bunked off to hang out with my friend Lauren, who'd got really really fat in my dream for some reason. Then it turned out she worked with me, and our teacher (teaches me French and Lauren German) was our boss. She not only fired us, but got us excluded too.

The next one, I couldn't find any trousers, so Roger from American Dad helped, but instead of shouting at him for being crap I shouted at my step-mum by accident. Turned out I was playing a gig, and the whole family (inc. Roger) were coming and they had like twelve guitars. I tried to tell them I only needed Miranda, but they insisted, so we couldn't fit in the car. Then my dad went, "Ah well, you'd of been shit anyway" and like walked out.

Finally, I dreamt about Harry Potter except there was evil scary cloning, Malfoy's family owned a weapons dealer company thing, Harry and Ron and Neville had been replaced by the Kaiser Chiefs and Hermione was really hot. It was directed by Joss Whedon, who cameoed as a ghost.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: The Epigrammic Poultry on April 03, 2010, 06:51:16 AM
Ooh la la. I had some fucking weird dreams last night and this morning. I was at work but I bunked off to hang out with my friend Lauren, who'd got really really fat in my dream for some reason. Then it turned out she worked with me, and our teacher (teaches me French and Lauren German) was our boss. She not only fired us, but got us excluded too.

The next one, I couldn't find any trousers, so Roger from American Dad helped, but instead of shouting at him for being crap I shouted at my step-mum by accident. Turned out I was playing a gig, and the whole family (inc. Roger) were coming and they had like twelve guitars. I tried to tell them I only needed Miranda, but they insisted, so we couldn't fit in the car. Then my dad went, "Ah well, you'd of been shit anyway" and like walked out.

Finally, I dreamt about Harry Potter except there was evil scary cloning, Malfoy's family owned a weapons dealer company thing, Harry and Ron and Neville had been replaced by the Kaiser Chiefs and Hermione was really hot. It was directed by Joss Whedon, who cameoed as a ghost.

Marry me...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: RiverVox on April 03, 2010, 10:02:27 AM
When I get stressed I usually have restaurant dreams. The other night, under a lot of job pressure, I met Neil Gaiman in a library. His hair was extra Crazy, including one long curl hanging down to his waist, and he was wearing a white shirt (!). He greeted me like an old friend and gave me a hug. He said "You shouldn't be doing this. It's not good for you. Come and work with me."  And took my hand and lead me into the rest of his house where there were other people writing, cooking, talking, making music etc. I had such a feeling of calm and happiness and woke up feeling warm and peaceful like everything was going to OK. Then started wondering what I was supposed to do for him. This dream has been real touchstone for me and I have a sense that I need to get back to my creative work.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: nottheonethatscrazy on April 03, 2010, 10:13:48 AM
I had I dream last night that I was on Project Runway, and we had to create a runway look.
I couldn't think of anything at all, and I was worried about the fact that I'm not a master at sewing.
So, I was putting myself down, saying stuff like, "I'm a terrible designer, I suck."
And my favorite person on the show, Seth Aaron, was telling me that, yes, I did suck and I was really terrible and I had no talent.
I ended up making high-waisted red velvet pants that kept turning into a long skirt and then back to pants, and I made a tank top to tuck into the pants/skirt.
When we got to the runway show, the judges gave me absolutely no points and I was kicked off.

The worst part is that I love Seth Aaron and he thought I sucked. :-\
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Morpheus Laughing on April 03, 2010, 10:55:28 AM
loads of weird dreams in the same night...

One about trying to write a novel about perceptual disturbance and then becoming progressively more crazy as I imagined the scenarios (which began to manifest literally due to the nature of the dreamworld). I was sort of analysing the "hallucinations" and trying to record what was happening but all the time semi realising that I couldn't trust myself to record things accurately because I was hallucinating.

I woke up with a similar inclination to write a story about what was happening in the dream but the vividness wasn't there and without the vividness it would just have turned into another unreliable narrator story with no particular originality.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Half Mar on April 03, 2010, 04:34:56 PM
I had an incredibly weird dream last night, that didn't make sense at all. It started around my house. Lucy was there, and an old good friend. Also AFP was there for some reason, and she signed some stuff for me. I went to Lucy and asked if she already talked to Amanda, and she said she didn't, and also didn't have the urge to go. I was confused. Suddenly, I was in Iraq. The same people were there I believe, plus some other ones, except Amanda. Most people there were old friends. I was in a bus, and we drove to the centre of an abandoned town. Some buildings looked bombed. When I got in the centre, there was a big building, but the top of it was gone. There were some local people there too, and one guy grabbed a pack of cards and asked me (in his own language, and with some hand signs) what the price of it was. I had no idea, but the cards looked like the Evelyn Evelyn ones. After that a friend suddenly yelled "omg, you totally have a crush on her!!", and with "her" she meant a girl with both know, that was somewhere around that place too. I felt embarrassed and awkward and then I woke up.

One of my weirdest dreams ever. I have no idea how this all was connected in one and the same dream, and what it could mean.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: 24hourchemist on April 04, 2010, 08:36:40 AM
I had a dream last night that I was Noel Fielding's conjoined twin.....

This is what happens if you spend a day sick in bed watching the Might Boosh and listening to Evelyn Evelyn.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: turtle club on April 04, 2010, 07:20:37 PM
i dreamed that i was a student (?) so i was going down into a mine with a group of other students, in this tiny lift. well i knew there were other students, they just  weren't with me. so we got down there, then i saw a temperature reading and it was 111 degrees celcius in there, and i was really freaked out. in the lift it was warm, but nowhere near that. my teacher, and the other students, just walked into the heated area; the walls were dark red with heat in there. there was an airlock created by a random modern-looking glass door, and i was too scared so i stayed in the lift. i never saw them again. the temperature was increasing rapidly, so we (the lift-driver and i) had to go up quickly. the lift engine was in the compartment with us, and i had to crouch on it to stop my feet being melted off by some super-heated liquid on the lift floor. the lift driver stayed where he was, he didn't seem to care that his feet were in this substance... i don't think he was human, he didn't have a face, or at least i didn't see it.

we returned to the surface really quick, where the lift-driver turned into a male family friend i know well... i think my uncle.we were on an island which was surrounded by steep cliffs, and i had my phone out, taking pictures. i looked at my phone and it started taking the pictures minutes before i reached the object which was being photographed... and then it started taking pictures as if i was falling into the water. i knew if i kept going how i was, i would fall into that very deep water soon, so i stopped walking and held onto a vine just in case. i watched a video of myself falling from the highest cliff on the island into the water; i don't know if i survived or not. i was freaked out. then i think i woke up straightaway
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on April 04, 2010, 07:26:14 PM
The other night I had a dream that there was this murderous Santa trying to kill me and my blind granny. And he rang us or something, and I had to help my granny figure out what he was saying and how to run away. But obviously she's blind so she couldn't move very fast and I had to help her along. He must not have been very fast cos he didn't catch up with us haha. That was weird. He looked kind of like a child's drawing of a Santa, with a badly drawn beard and suit. haha.

Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on April 07, 2010, 08:46:20 AM
Aaah! This fucked up my whole morning, I was so confused and deeply unhappy when I woke up :(

I dreamt that I had acted as an extra in the old Doctor Who and ended up kissing David Tennant for some reason, and then I was an extra again on the new series and there was like a whole group of people my age that the Doctor was looking after - he was taking it very seriously (the Doctor, not Matt Smith) and kept being all like, "You've got to trust me, I will never to anything to breach that trust" because we were especially vulnerable 17-18 year olds. I think we were aliens, or abused, or both. Then he had to do something to one of us to save the world. He said, "I have to do something that may be very difficult to deal with - it crosses a line between our relationships. I need someone who trusts me absolutely" and I stepped forwards and he smiled at me before lying me down on the grass while everyone else crowded round in a circle. He then licked the side of my ace very slowly, then licked my neck on the other side, and then he kissed my forehead before pressing his mouth against mine - he wasn't kissing me, just sort of breathing, and I could taste his breath and feel- this was one of the weirdest bits, I could feel two heartbeats, even though he wasn't reeeeaaally the Doctor, just Matt Smith acting. I decided he must be a very talented actor indeed. Anyway, he stayed on my mouth for a while, and I was getting quite giddy, and then he kissed me very softly and stood up. And the director shouted cut!

BUT IT DOESN'T END THERE.

There was a brief bit where we were having a wrap party, like a huge posh meal and we were all wearing either tuxes or ballgowns. We'd been filming in the grounds of a country house, and we were eating in one of the halls there. There were two tables, but my friend Alison and I were late so instead of getting to sit on the table with Matt and the rest of the cast, we had to sit with tthe producers and for some reason a lot of very old lawyers. We were also really giddy, so we were running about in our snazzy heels and shrieking with laughter before finally sitting down and then just giggling a lot.

Then I was at home, writing on the Shadowbox about what had Made My Day, and I remembered I'd made this film of the time I'd kissed David Tennant so I was trying to find it. I was writing on other threads as well, but I don't remember which.

And then I woke up. I was gutted - it was like ten to two in the afternoon, but I went downstairs and I thought, "That's weird, I just dreamt I kissed Matt Smith - I dreamt I kissed David Tennant once too" And I went on the computer which I'd left on all night to tell the Shadowbox about it. Then I wanted to watch a film I'd made of Amanda and another one which was a cowboy film, and I found the episode of me kissing Matt Smith on BBC iPlayer.

Then I *actually* woke up, and it was only half past 11 and none of it was true - I hadn't made any films or kissed any Doctors. I was gutted.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Half Mar on April 08, 2010, 08:23:03 AM
I had a weird dream, that kept jumping from scene to scene. It's like I was watching a movie, walked away for several minutes, and came back in a completely different scene from the same movie.

Anyway, the parts I remember are a bit weird. First thing I remember was being on a bus, and we drove next to the sea. I was sitting next to someone, who we will just call person A. for now. Next thing, we were with the same people from the bus in a building in my town. Again, I was sitting next to A., and we were just joking around and stuff. After that we walked out of the building, and the owner of the building called A. who went into a room with him. I have no idea what happened, but when A. came out I was really mad for some reason. So A. walked outside, stepped into a car. And somehow I figured out that there was nothing to be mad about, so I ran outside, to the car trying to talk to A. A. lowered the window and I said that I was so sorry or being mad, and that I was wrong, and I kept on apologising. And then I kissed A's forehead :uglystupid2:. Everything was fine again, and we decided to go back inside for another drink. And I can't remember anything after that, so I guess I woke up there :P

This is also the second time, within a week, that this person was in a dream. :-\
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: RiverVox on April 08, 2010, 10:48:14 AM

I dreamt that I had acted as an extra in the old Doctor Who and ended up kissing David Tennant 

I LOVE THIS DREAM!! Can I borrow it? I regularly have Doctor Who dreams in which I am a companion helping him to save the world. Lots of danger and narrow escapes. Not so much kissing. Can't wait to see the new Doctor, but I remain faithful to David Tennant!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on April 08, 2010, 10:50:56 AM

I dreamt that I had acted as an extra in the old Doctor Who and ended up kissing David Tennant 

I LOVE THIS DREAM!! Can I borrow it? I regularly have Doctor Who dreams in which I am a companion helping him to save the world. Lots of danger and narrow escapes. Not so much kissing. Can't wait to see the new Doctor, but I remain faithful to David Tennant!

What, you want the whole dream or just the bit where I was kissing DT? I'm not sure I'm happy separating them - they're like siblings in Care xD I looove my Doctor Who dreams. I've only had one that didn't have any kissing in at all, and that had cardboard Daleks.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on April 08, 2010, 11:05:13 AM
I had a dream last night where my friends threw a surprise birthday thing for me in this estate close to my house. They gave me a big present and then made me go on this little path leading from the estate to my garden and I think it was a path of chocolate. Anyway, we got to the other side and there was this Irish TV presenter there and they'd arranged for me to go on this quiz show thing but I hadn't a clue what was going on. After that was done, I had to go queue to get a certificate to say that I'd taken part. Then, Obama came over and congratulated me.

I have odd dreams.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on April 08, 2010, 12:01:26 PM
I have odd dreams.

Are.... are you kidding me?? Have you seen some of the things on here? Given that you weren't having sex with a family pet while an astronaut and a dinosaur filmed you, you're doing pretty well!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: cynthiaskeezy on April 08, 2010, 02:33:40 PM
I have odd dreams.

Are.... are you kidding me?? Have you seen some of the things on here? Given that you weren't having sex with a family pet while an astronaut and a dinosaur filmed you, you're doing pretty well!
:o
i need to lurk this thread more.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: RiverVox on April 08, 2010, 02:51:22 PM

I dreamt that I had acted as an extra in the old Doctor Who and ended up kissing David Tennant 

I LOVE THIS DREAM!! Can I borrow it? I regularly have Doctor Who dreams in which I am a companion helping him to save the world. Lots of danger and narrow escapes. Not so much kissing. Can't wait to see the new Doctor, but I remain faithful to David Tennant!

What, you want the whole dream or just the bit where I was kissing DT? I'm not sure I'm happy separating them - they're like siblings in Care xD I looove my Doctor Who dreams. I've only had one that didn't have any kissing in at all, and that had cardboard Daleks.

I want the whole megillah, but didn't want to quote the whole thing again. Could we throw in John Barrowman?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on April 09, 2010, 12:48:48 PM

I dreamt that I had acted as an extra in the old Doctor Who and ended up kissing David Tennant 

I LOVE THIS DREAM!! Can I borrow it? I regularly have Doctor Who dreams in which I am a companion helping him to save the world. Lots of danger and narrow escapes. Not so much kissing. Can't wait to see the new Doctor, but I remain faithful to David Tennant!

What, you want the whole dream or just the bit where I was kissing DT? I'm not sure I'm happy separating them - they're like siblings in Care xD I looove my Doctor Who dreams. I've only had one that didn't have any kissing in at all, and that had cardboard Daleks.

I want the whole megillah, but didn't want to quote the whole thing again. Could we throw in John Barrowman?

No, no we cannot. He's too shiny for his own good.

@cynthia - I went through the whole thread the other day (it was a quiet day...) and I swear I nearly laughed myself to death. There are some VERY weird things on here xD
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Half Mar on April 09, 2010, 01:49:00 PM
I lost part of my finger last night!! I have no idea how, but part of my middle finger was gone, and I could feel it being stompy, and I could feel the bone. It was really creepy. I was worried about not being able to play music like I could anymore. When I woke up I had to check if my fingers were still complete lol.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: turtle club on April 09, 2010, 05:38:58 PM
just woke up about 10 minutes ago. i had a couple of terrifying nightmares, i'm still full of adrenaline. they were all about my ex, and all in black and white; i haven't dreamed in black and white in years. (well more black, and shades of grey, there was no white in these images)

i feel sick, the adrenaline isn't going away.

Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: MelKilledAFP on April 15, 2010, 08:18:07 AM
I am as queer as they come so having a dream about sexing david tennant really really bugged me.  i think it was my subconscious trying to tell me something.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on April 15, 2010, 10:26:16 AM
I am as queer as they come so having a dream about sexing david tennant really really bugged me.  i think it was my subconscious trying to tell me something.

That David Tennant is a sexy muthafucka, regardless of your personal preference? I like big fat hairy beardy men, and that skinny little spit of Scotsman gets me giddy xD
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Hayley Fiasco! on April 16, 2010, 04:56:23 PM
I was hanging out with Hayley (Fiasco!) and her sister!
Cool!

What were we doing? ;D
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Half Mar on April 19, 2010, 05:59:47 PM
I was hanging out with Hayley (Fiasco!) and her sister!
Cool!

What were we doing? ;D

We were just wandering around some place, that I have never been before, and have no idea what it actually was. It was a really simple dream, but eh, you were in it, so that makes it awesome O0
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: my beautiful idiot on April 20, 2010, 04:16:15 PM
I'm pretty sure Robert Downey Jr appeared in my dream last night, and I don't even remember in what context.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on April 20, 2010, 04:19:51 PM
^^ I was watching Scrubs this afternoon and I had a flash of memory; I'm not sure of the details, but I know I was behaving VERY inappropriately with the Janitor.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on April 21, 2010, 06:26:01 AM
I had the strangest dream right before I woke up! It was so odd.

I was at home home, in Ireland in the house I grew up in, just with my family and that. My aunt had come to visit and my other aunt was there too. Anyway, we were all out on the deck and then this massive Chinese person just sort of came along. He was like a giant and he just happened to have Chinese/Asian features. Apparently in my dream world, this wasn't very unusual. But the odd thing about this one was that he was a bad giant, not one of the friendly giants we usually get. So, we tried to like get past him and stuff but he wouldn't let us, just kept blocking us and getting angry. And we couldn't figure out how to make him go away. In desperation, I thought that maybe if he had sex he would go away, so I had sex with him and then he was good again.

FUCKING WEIRD.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CeeGBee on April 21, 2010, 01:30:56 PM
I had the strangest dream right before I woke up! It was so odd.

I was at home home, in Ireland in the house I grew up in, just with my family and that. My aunt had come to visit and my other aunt was there too. Anyway, we were all out on the deck and then this massive Chinese person just sort of came along. He was like a giant and he just happened to have Chinese/Asian features. Apparently in my dream world, this wasn't very unusual. But the odd thing about this one was that he was a bad giant, not one of the friendly giants we usually get. So, we tried to like get past him and stuff but he wouldn't let us, just kept blocking us and getting angry. And we couldn't figure out how to make him go away. In desperation, I thought that maybe if he had sex he would go away, so I had sex with him and then he was good again.

FUCKING WEIRD.
Soooo....

Subconsciously, you want a superficial physical relationship with an oversized Chinese "bad boy"...

Seems perfectly normal to me.   ;D
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on April 22, 2010, 07:29:07 PM
I had the strangest dream right before I woke up! It was so odd.

I was at home home, in Ireland in the house I grew up in, just with my family and that. My aunt had come to visit and my other aunt was there too. Anyway, we were all out on the deck and then this massive Chinese person just sort of came along. He was like a giant and he just happened to have Chinese/Asian features. Apparently in my dream world, this wasn't very unusual. But the odd thing about this one was that he was a bad giant, not one of the friendly giants we usually get. So, we tried to like get past him and stuff but he wouldn't let us, just kept blocking us and getting angry. And we couldn't figure out how to make him go away. In desperation, I thought that maybe if he had sex he would go away, so I had sex with him and then he was good again.

FUCKING WEIRD.
Soooo....

Subconsciously, you want a superficial physical relationship with an oversized Chinese "bad boy"...

Seems perfectly normal to me.   ;D

hahaha. Yes, perfectly normal :-\

Had another crazy one last night, went like this:

I was talking to a doctor and she mentioned that the easiest way to tell if someone has HIV is if they're left handed. So I was freaking out cos I am left handed so I went to get tested. You had to get a boat to the testing centre cos there was a river (I don't know either) and while I was waiting for the boat with a bunch of friends, I met a man and he was going to get tested too, cos he'd suddenly switched from being right handed to being a lefty.

tl;dr: Left handedness means you have HIV.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CeeGBee on April 22, 2010, 08:17:21 PM
Had another crazy one last night, went like this:

I was talking to a doctor and she mentioned that the easiest way to tell if someone has HIV is if they're left handed. So I was freaking out cos I am left handed so I went to get tested. You had to get a boat to the testing centre cos there was a river (I don't know either) and while I was waiting for the boat with a bunch of friends, I met a man and he was going to get tested too, cos he'd suddenly switched from being right handed to being a lefty.

tl;dr: Left handedness means you have HIV.
Look carefully....
(http://forgottenjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/annie-lennox.jpg)
Annie Lennox is holding the microphone in her LEFT HAND!!!   :o
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CottonCandy on April 23, 2010, 01:55:25 AM
I keep on having these dreams that my parents are splitting up.  :-\ I find them quite upsetting, and they're very realistic, but I still realise they're not real.

Maybe it has something to do with stress?

I also had a whole night of weird dreams lately, including one where I woke up in the street under a duvet and in pyjamas I wore as a child, with raspberries in the pyjama pocket, and another one which was a sexydream about Brian Molko (but that was rather nice one).
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Half Mar on April 24, 2010, 06:10:59 AM
I had a weird, and disturbing dream.

There was a fire, so I had to call 911, and when the firemen came the fire was already gone. This happened several times. After that, I went to some place and was hiding or something, and watching a teacher who was around there. Apparently, I had a crush on this teacher, and believe me, that is quite disturbing. She liked me too, but this was illegal. I called her, and she said that I shouldn't, because no one could find out about it.

That's all I can remember, thank god :o
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Pandora on April 24, 2010, 01:42:39 PM

Had another crazy one last night, went like this:

I was talking to a doctor and she mentioned that the easiest way to tell if someone has HIV is if they're left handed. So I was freaking out cos I am left handed so I went to get tested. You had to get a boat to the testing centre cos there was a river (I don't know either) and while I was waiting for the boat with a bunch of friends, I met a man and he was going to get tested too, cos he'd suddenly switched from being right handed to being a lefty.

tl;dr: Left handedness means you have HIV.
I dreamt I was in love with you! Which is crazy, I don't even know you, and I'm straight :P (you're lovely though, if I was gay I'd totally want you). Maybe I spend too much time on this forum :P I also dreamt about nuclear holocaust: All the world leaders agreed to set off every nuke on earth at the same time to kill all mankind, and there was one place I would be safe, so I had to go there, fast. I said goodbye to all my friends, and they were really happy, they didn't seem to care that they were going to die, and I didn't seem to care either.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on April 24, 2010, 02:01:37 PM
I dreamt I was in love with you! Which is crazy, I don't even know you, and I'm straight :P (you're lovely though, if I was gay I'd totally want you). Maybe I spend too much time on this forum :P

hahaha! That's amazing :D
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: my beautiful idiot on April 26, 2010, 11:07:37 AM
Had a dream last night that I was seeing a production of The Who's Tommy (or at least that's what I think it was). Anyway, I was there with some friends and my parents. During intermission I went out into the hallway (because this was at a school) and talked to some people. I got back into the auditorium late, but not before seeing a kid I knew from junior high waiting outside the door. I knew he was in the show because I'd seen him onstage, and he was like "Hi!" and I was like "Hey! I know you." And then I asked what part he was playing and he said, "I'm playing Tommy, the lead." I said, "Oh that's awesome. You're doing an amazing job." And we gave each other a hug and I went back in.

Also, another friend of mine was there and I saw him during intermission, and he was like "I love your eyeliner. You're really pretty."
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: lucyanna on April 29, 2010, 09:15:30 PM
I keep having weird and slightly disturbing dreams that are leaving me tired when I wake up. Last night's dream:
I was chased into an airport by people in a very shiny black car, they appeared to be a cross between men in black agents and evil smiling clowns. While they were chasing me they were pouring a strange acid-like substance on the road behind them, and this was starting to make the road wobbly, like jello, but not in a good way. I thought that I was safe once inside the airport, but could see the black car driving around everywhere outside, still pouring the acid on the ground. Everything outside was soft and wobbly, except for the areas that were turning in on themselves and becoming  black holes of nothingness, and eventually everything outside was...nothing. At this point the airport was still solid matter, but it was shaking so much that huge parts of the building were falling on top of people all over the place. There was lots of running, dodging, and screaming until the airport had collapsed completely and killed everyone. :/
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: 1AC on May 03, 2010, 04:33:12 PM
I didn't sleep very well last night, and I ended up waking and falling back asleep a lot.

1. All my pets could talk. We were getting ready to move to a new house and I had them all in the car. I ran back to the trailer to get Emilia and Spencer, and the pets teamed up to steal my car. They had themselves bungee cord-ed together and the steering wheel was on the right side. I was running around the court asking people if they thought the cops (Wal-Mart people...) would believe that three dogs, four cats, two hamsters, and twelve hermit crabs stole a car. They all said no, and when I started feeling very anxious about getting my car back from the pets I woke up.

2. I was riding in one of those bike trailer things, and Ben was on the bike, when I went into labor. We pulled over and I was having a baby while people smiled and jogged past. When the baby came out he stood up, smiled, and started jogging with everyone else.

3. Ben had decided to stay in Virginia forever, so I had to take care of Emilia and Spencer by myself. I was in the car with an ex-boyfriend who had long hair, and he distracted me, so I didn't notice that Emilia was gone. When I did notice I found her walking into the store with another little girl. I was yelling at Emilia to come with me, and the girl she was with wouldn't let go of her arm. Emilia said, "I don't need family anymore." I managed to tear her away from the little girl, and the girl was chasing us and jumping up trying to grab Emilia. I kept pushing her away, but she kept coming back, so I hit her in the head. The other mothers in the store gave me bad looks for hitting the girl, and that made me mad because she was trying to take away my Emilia. The girl was scary, and I was confident that Emilia was going to stay with me, but I was worried that the girl was going to take her away from me.

4. The last dream I remember before giving up on sleep: I was in a helicopter, and Emilia fell out, but we couldn't do anything. The new baby was born shortly after. He started sliding before I had a chance to hold him, and I yelled, "Catch him!!" but the new baby fell out of the helicopter before the guy could stop him.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on May 04, 2010, 01:43:32 PM
I HAD MY FIRST CLEGGY SEX DREAM!!

I'm very proud. He gives magnificent oral.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: slyvia k on May 04, 2010, 02:46:27 PM
aaaah i had the best dream last night!
i dreamt i was at a party and there were SO many hot lesbians.
(hot lesbian for me, cute slightly androgynous girl, à la tegan & sara and so on...)
the weird thing is that the party was at my university, and among the guests were some classmates
(and i told one of those i loved her, in the dream)
and also this huge italian tv celebrity who's married and all but supposedly a lesbian and i would really like to fuck her
then the party was over and there was a huge thunderstorm and i walked home, but there was lots of traffic and a huuuuge circus walking by, with elephants and all! creepy!

Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Half Mar on May 08, 2010, 10:20:54 AM
I had a dream last night, and I can't remember it. I know Lena Headey was shortly in it, but I can't remember anything else at all. I hope it comes back though ;D
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on May 08, 2010, 10:56:25 AM
I was an eleven year old boy - and it just gets weirder from there. My family were on holiday with the family of my best friend, and we were showing off our mad skills in a sport that was essentially BMXing on water - like we'd dive right down before shooting up and doing stunts and tricks in the air. It was awesome. However, once the other kids had got out, my best friend and I decided to show off extra because we were awesome. Turns out, he was my bike. I was holding onto him as we dived down and I realised he hated me, and was trying to drown me. Then my watch fell off, which I was mightily displeased about. Something funny happened then and the bikeboy lost control and started drowning instead of me (I could breathe water, apparently. It was very cold and tasted like metal). I saved both him and my watch, although it had stopped, and dragged him out to give him CPR before turning on his family and demanding at the very least that they fix my watch after their kid had tried to kill me.

Then it all changed and I was me again! I was living at my old house, and we were having a big family party, only instead of my normal family there was a load of people I don't remember and I had two brothers, Randy from My Name Is Earl and Phoebe's brother Frank from Friends. I spent a lot of the night with Randy because he was my favourite, and at one point we went out into the garden to see the stars. We got out there, and there were all these angels walking in a procession through the bottom of the garden. I knew that no-one but me and Randy could see them, and he was so excited that we ended up going to talk to them. They took us into the house next door, which was empty, and gave Randy a pet unicorn. He was well chuffed. Then we went back to the party and I got a little over-whelmed by how much I loved my simple, idiot brothers and we had a big cuddle and they called me silly.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Sarah Doll on May 08, 2010, 01:20:24 PM
In the last one I remember, I was pregnant (Nathan Fillion was involved :D), a day from my due date I think.. I was trying to pick a name. But they were really ordinary names so my brother wouldn't scowl over crazy poetic ones.. I can't remember what I chose, I think the middle name was Patrick though :P

Twas odd..
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Devery on May 21, 2010, 10:52:27 AM
It began mundanely enough.  A few people sitting at a table attempted to throw dimes into a bag a short distance away.  They missed.  Another person easily tossed their dime in.  I took the final turn and casually put the dime between my thumb and middle finger and put it in.  We divided up the change, which also included some nickels and quarters.  Then it was decided that a bigger contest was needed.  We were now in a large building.  The leader of a motorcyle gang was in charge of officially starting the contest.  He then drove off on his motorcycle with one of his buddies.  The contest began by me sitting in a chair and someone from a few feet away tossing a few pieces of change at me.  I was wondering why they were so close.  Certainly some distance should be required in order to be a true test of skill.  Anyway, the person missed, as did the next person.  Then, the people throwing change, and other things, from a distance all hit the mark.  Finally, I find myself protected by a board of plywood, with another piece of plywood over my lap.  Someone throws a concrete block which hits the board and lands on the plywood.  Then, at quite a distance, Markie Mark Wahlberg and someone who looks like Eddie Murphy, but is actually someone else, prepares to throw a golden trumpet.  With much fanfare and ado, they prepare for the mighty launch.  I am bracing myself behind the plywood, but at the same time I could see everything.  I was thinking that even if they hit the mark (pun!), there is no way it could stay on the board next to the concrete block.  The golden horn was tossed and flew through the air.  Miraculously, it landed on the narrow area in front of the concrete block and stayed there.  We had a winner!  I had long before this decided that I wouldn't take my turn, anyway.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Devery on May 23, 2010, 01:08:12 PM
I was working in a hospital of sorts.  My job was to inject small, plastic dolls with a kind of re-animation fluid for those patients who were dying and had just been transferred to the hospital.  Other, little substories kept winding through, such as my agreeing to compose and play the music for a celebrity who was putting on a show.  I told them that "it's already been written", and could hear snippets of it in my head.  Another one was someone coming into my work place at the hospital and asking if I wanted Jennifer's tux that they were holding.  It was in a costume box, the kind with thin cardboard and plastic covering most of the box top.  I had picked out the tux for her to wear at her funeral and was glad to get it back as something to remember her by.  Back to the main story:  I asked an assistant what had happened to one of the re-animated dolls.  Both the doll and the human had been doing well, and I was concerned.  He told me that he couldn't help himself and that he had eaten the doll.  The dream was much more involved and convoluted, as they always are, but that's about all I can remember.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Morpheus Laughing on May 23, 2010, 01:32:58 PM
I had a dream that I was drunk and walking through London and listening to a cassette tape. The tape got jammed and unravelled and a policeman saw me trying to drunkenly wind it up. I thought he was going to fine me but he instead wound up my unravelled cassette tape. I thanked him reluctantly because I was relieved that I wasn't getting a fine but he had twisted up the tape in a weird way that meant I would have to fix it again after he had gone.

All in all, it was a dull dream but it was weird because it has been years since I have thought about cassette players.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on May 23, 2010, 01:35:55 PM
I was selling insurance. What the hell.

That was this morning, last night I dreamt my sister and I were Jewish and running away from the Nazis. The rest of the family were very supportive, but not a great deal of help - my dad kept packing my pyjama bottoms wrong. Because, obviously, if you're running for your life, you need well-folded jimjams.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on May 25, 2010, 08:14:39 AM
I had a dream where I was going to a birthday party, but I had to go right after I woke up. And I was so confused cos I was still mostly asleep when we were going there and I was going with someone in a wheelchair and my sister I think. And they were arguing about what they wanted to bring, and I kept getting SO CONFUSED. And also, it didn't help that I was really restricted by something. I couldn't really move my shoulders cos I was sunburnt (which is true irl but I don't know why I couldn't move). And then I met someone and I was trying to explain who was who (even though it was obvious which one was which) and I kept getting really confused again. Then I woke up.

Upon waking, I remembered I'd read somewhere that if you have a recurring dream it symbolises something you need to work on or something. And then I remembered the recurring dreams I had when I was younger. One of them was that my house or one of the houses next to ours was on fire. Another was being chased by a witch who wanted to kill me. Urm.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on May 25, 2010, 11:27:48 AM
I dreamt the world was ending. Ufos came and went. It was so scary!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: The Epigrammic Poultry on May 27, 2010, 06:56:01 PM
I HAD MY FIRST CLEGGY SEX DREAM!!

I'm very proud. He gives magnificent oral.

I'm so proud of you  :love5:
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Morpheus Laughing on May 27, 2010, 07:27:07 PM
I had quite a few weird dreams last night and two were notable for morons that get away with being morons because they existed only for a briefly annoying time in my mind...

1) Some guy sees me looking smart in a suit whilst on a beach and assumes that I would like to pass judgement on the fashion sense of two strangers. I say that I don’t care what anyone looks like and he gets angry because it’s his new show and that I should care because I have taste. The rest of the dream involves me being harassed and eventually giving a seminar about not talking to strangers.

2) I meet a friend at his parent’s house before his birthday but a rocking floor (boat like) hampers the situation. This means that on a number of occasions red wine is spilt on white carpets. Eventually the mother comes in the room and complains that she didn’t want us there because we where drunks (especially me) and that she knew this would happen. I explained that a rocking floor makes it inevitable that stuff is spilt. Arguments follow....

If there is a God, dream characters need to go to hell for the stress they cause. These are not the worst I've encountered and some of them are bloody evil.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CeeGBee on May 27, 2010, 11:41:05 PM
I HAD MY FIRST CLEGGY SEX DREAM!!

I'm very proud. He gives magnificent oral.
That can't be right...  Everyone knows that when a politician moves his mouth,
it just means he's lying to you....
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: The Epigrammic Poultry on May 28, 2010, 01:23:25 PM
Please don't let me have a sex dream about Caroline Lucas. That would be uncomfortable for all parties involved.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: slyvia k on May 28, 2010, 01:43:14 PM
2 nights ago i dreamt that my parents found out i was dating a girl,
and they threw me out of the second floor window, i hit the ground and then they threw this HUGE black suitcase on me and i couldn't move...
it was awful, it felt SO real, i was like, ''what am i going to do now!''
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on May 28, 2010, 01:54:27 PM
I had a dream last night that just as I was about to move in with Thomas, he was like "I'm sorry Roisin, I don't think I can live with you, please find somewhere else to live". So naturally, I went to Jacob freaking out and he let me move in with him. I asked him who he was living with and he said "Lucy, Cal, Mike and Michelle...no, not Michelle, Roisin". And I was like "...dude, I'm Roisin" and he said it was the other Roisin. So anyway, he took me to the place he was living and it was HUGE. I can't really explain it but there was a big entrance hall type thing and then you looked down a corridor and it was just a huge line of doors, as far as you could see. So then I was in the entrance hall for some reason and then suddenly I had on the smallest skirt I own and a tshirt. Then for some reason, the skirt vanished so it was just me in a tshirt and underwear in this entrance hall. And I didn't know which room was Jacob's, so I was just sitting on this sofa with hardly any clothes on trying to not care. Then, Jacob stuck his head out one of the doors which was his "apartment" but was really just a room with four single beds. It didn't occur to me in the dream how 6 people would fit in 4 beds but whatevs.

And that was my dream.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Sarah Doll on May 29, 2010, 05:53:22 PM
The last two nights' dreams have been mighty strange.. I just remember that Liza Minelli was in it last night.. Must have been because I went to see SATC2 yday :P Haha...

EDIT rather than double posting ;D

Yestrerday I was reading and got reeaallly sleepy so I just kinda drifted off for like an hour..and had a sexy, gay dream.. I've no idea why since I was reading a Stephen King horror! :o :buck2: There was a changing room involved (and I think Ms. Christina Hendricks!) which was odd since I was in like 3 changing rooms today!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on May 31, 2010, 02:57:35 PM
I dreamt I had a really, really hairy chest. Like, hairy even for a man :o I really, REALLY hope it's not prophetic...

I've had a whole bunch of freaky-ass dreams recently, but they're all really long and I cba posting them xD Rest assured, Indja's Imaginarium is working magnificently.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Edric. on May 31, 2010, 03:03:23 PM
i thought this thread was titled "Wet Dreams"
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: The Epigrammic Poultry on May 31, 2010, 09:20:27 PM
i thought this thread was titled "Wet Dreams"

They often are.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Pandora on June 03, 2010, 11:39:07 AM
I had a Shadowbox dream, it was very realistic. I dreamt that someone posted about being sad about something, and then Indja said she would bake brownies with orange and mango (which sounds pretty gross), and eat them while thinking about the sad person, and this would somehow benefit the sad person.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Devery on June 03, 2010, 12:50:02 PM

I was having sex with my ex and she came in big, huge globs all over the place.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: The Epigrammic Poultry on June 04, 2010, 07:46:05 PM
I had the most amazing dream ever. It was the dead of night, and I was in my driveway for some reason, and then Jello Biafra showed up and played the mandolin for me.

Best. Dream. Ever.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Devery on June 05, 2010, 09:21:32 AM
I had the most amazing dream ever. It was the dead of night, and I was in my driveway for some reason, and then Jello Biafra showed up and played the mandolin for me.

Best. Dream. Ever.


Thank god it wasn't the ukelele!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: my beautiful idiot on June 07, 2010, 02:00:31 AM
I've been dreaming about cameras lately.

The first dream was about my friends and I going on a trip. One of my very good friends was with me. I had a camera and was documenting the trip through photos. But then I accidently pressed the wrong button and all the photos were gone...and there was no way of getting them back.

The second was about taking production pictures for Cabaret. When I went home to upload them, I couldn't figure out how to and ended up pressing another button and the lens of the camera kept growing. On any normal camera, they'd stop but this one just kept extending. Then it overheated and burst into flames, I tossed it on the bed and covered it with a blanket to stop the fire.

The third was just about me going around with my  new camera - it was either a Nikon or a Olympus Pen. I took all kinds of pictures - of animals, friends, self portraits. It worked perfectly.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: The Epigrammic Poultry on June 07, 2010, 07:10:11 AM
I had the most amazing dream ever. It was the dead of night, and I was in my driveway for some reason, and then Jello Biafra showed up and played the mandolin for me.

Best. Dream. Ever.


Thank god it wasn't the ukelele!

Why not?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Paul Jon on June 07, 2010, 07:57:01 AM
This one was weird...
Stephen Fry invited me to go to a high class brothel in a secret location somewhere in a suburb of Sheffield(!) It was so secret everyone who went had to be blindfolded. I kept saying I probably wouldn't be able to pay for anything but everyone was saying I should go anyway because you didn't necessarily have to buy anything. I hadn't been there long when I was told that the owners were being sued and everyone would have to pay £750,000 in legal fees on pain of death. I ran away, pursued by a family with sharpened shovels but found none of the streets led anywhere. I gave my pursuers the slip and started randomly opening doors until I found one led outside - it wasn't a suburb of Sheffield at all, it was near a small town in Canada! The townsfolk were helpful once I explained what had happened and it turned out the press were trying to do an exposé on the brothel but could never find where it was.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on June 08, 2010, 04:52:02 PM
^^ I love it. LOVE it.


This morning's was pretty fucking awesome. Bit long though...

I was in London - no idea why - and there was no-one about. Like literally, nobody - it wasn't scary, like 28 Days Later empty, it was just that everyone was taking the day off and staying in bed, so like they'd all called in sick and none of the shops were open and nothing was happening at all - it was all over the country though, not just London. England had pulled a sicky. As a result, I was bored stiff, so after lunch (I'd brought sandwiches xD) I went to find something to do. First I was in a business meeting in Boots, but nobody except me and the manager turned up. It was pretty weird because she lived in the store, which is why she turned up at all, and the meeting was on her bed. I was sat there in a shirt and black trousers, and she was having a cup of tea in her nightie with the covers pulled up to her chin.

Anyway, after a while I got bored of that so I left and went to a Liberal Democrat cabinet meeting instead. It was in this little white room at the back of a Methodist church because even though the Lib Dems were in charge, they weren't using the proper parliamentary buildings. I asked one woman why not, and what happened to the coalition and she said, "Oh, we decided to take it in turns and have alternating blue and yellow weeks. This week's yellow, but George [I assume Osborne] went home with the keys so we're locked out." There was a lot of milling about and drinking horrible conference tea (if you've been to a conference, you know the tea xD) while we waited for people to get out of bed and come and run the country. There was a circle of chairs, and I was sort of slumped over in one - I think I must have been sleeping in a weird position or something.

Anyway, eventually the meeting got going with like six of us, and then 15 minutes late, Cleggy walks in and sits next to me. He was in his shirt-sleeves, looking terribly dashing xD I was really fucking excited, it being Cleggy and all, but I couldn't move so I was like pressed face-first against his arm. He smelt looovely xD He was really funny, like pant-wettingly so, and really, really fucking mean. At one point this fat guy who looked a bit like a really poor Rufus Hound was talking, and Cleggy was like muttering to himself while he pulled a "listening" look, "Go on, fatty, you're as interesting as syphillis" and the like. The guy was called Simon, and passed a bit of paper to Cleggy who like smiled at him and said to himself through his teeth, "You're a complete cock and I hate you". Cracked me right up. I'd sat up by this point, and I made a joke about something and Cleggy looked at me sort of sideways and laughed. Then this scrawny, pale woman was talking and he leant over and went, "You're not supposed to be here" in my ear. I was like, eep! and he just smiled and looked at me a went, "Though... I suppose I don't mind" and winked at me xD

Eventually the meeting finished and Cleggy walked me to the door, gave me a hug and sent me on my way with a pat on the bum. I had to walk home - from London - and the path was like a bike trail near me but surrounded by much more high-tech ones that were all like silver and incredible. I wasn't meant to walk on those ones though, because once you were on you couldn't get back to the trail I was meant to be walking on. My brother rang me to ask if I'd be home for tea and was like, "I didn't know you'd gone out, I've only just got up. We'll have to have Pot Noodle, I'm afraid - it'd be take-away, but the chippy's shut because they're all in bed". I told him I was walking from London and he went, "Ah, about half an hour then. See you soon!" I went on the wrong path then, I was on this moving walkway thing and this pregnant woman pushing a pram - the pram was empty, she was just being like pre-emptive or something - walked past and told me very kindly where to get off. Turned out I had to jump off the side to get back to my path.

Anyway, eventually I got home and Thomas put the TV on while we ate our Pot Noodles. The only channel that was broadcasting - what with everyone in the country being in bed - was like BBC Parliament. It was this empty room, and a really wobbly camera. Cleggy was stood there, getting ready to talk, but the camera kept wobbling and he was like, "This is acting Prime Minister Cleggy [Yes he called himself Cleggy!]. I'd like to make a- Simon, would you keep that bloody thing still!" The camera like righted itself and zoomed in on Cleggy as he went, "I'd like to make an announcement. If you were at our meeting today and shouldn't have been.... call me!" and winked down the camera. Thomas was outraged and turned it off before I could copy out the number on the bit of cardboard Simon was now holding up in front of the screen, and I woke up.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Devery on June 10, 2010, 11:03:15 AM
I had the most amazing dream ever. It was the dead of night, and I was in my driveway for some reason, and then Jello Biafra showed up and played the mandolin for me.

Best. Dream. Ever.


Thank god it wasn't the ukelele!

Why not?

Because that would just be......icky.   




I was with some strangers outside the house I lived in growing up.  The house had been a hotel but had been a residence for quite some time when my father bought it.  There was a lower roof area that was not very steep.  The higher roof loomed behind hit.  The lower area was relatively flat.  In the middle were 6 or 7 dormers.  I got up on the roof and went in one of the windows.  I met a painter working near the fireplace in a gigantic room.  I said I used to live here but hadn't been inside in years.  He let me go through the house.  It was now all renovated and ornate and strange and....huge.  But when I entered the final room I immediately recognized it as "my room".  Later, I was looking at a very old photograph of the family that used to live there.  It began on a balcony and panned down a large staircase to the main floor, with the family members situated throughout the photo.  They had an aura of ghostliness about them.  But, superimposed , and clearly taken years later, were my own family members and a few friends.  I looked at everyone intently and saw that I looked exactly like a person from the "old" photograph.

The richer part of the family was restoring my old house.  Another part was living in a modest but well-kept-up home and it was there I was visiting.  One man from this group was upset that he wasn't getting his due - his fair share - so he was trying to do some sneaky stuff so he could end up with the big house.  He was in a house with low ceililngs and many rooms that was crammed with furniture and junk and was in complete disarray.  The light was filtered like in horror movies.  He was there with his big bald-headed goon.  They were there to wreak havoc of some sort.  Just then, I heard someone yell out that someone with great strength was here to save the day.  Fuck me!  It was Superman!  He grabbed a file cabinet, held it straight out (and I thought "how could he do that, what with gravity and the low ceiling?") and smashed into the next room.  The man and his goon skedaddled outside and took off in their truck.  An old blind man and his wife from down the block jumped inside the truck and yelled at and pummeled the two.........

And then, I'm at an old house owned by another member of the family, an old well-heeled woman.  We were in the parlor talking.  The wallpaper had a flower pattern and was very old.  She asked me how the big house compared to hers, and I told her it was nouveau rich, too ornate and gaudy, and that I preferred hers.  And then I woke up.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: buttercup. on June 10, 2010, 02:01:38 PM
I keep having baby dreams.
The other night it was that some crazy lady from my childhood (an ex-friend of my moms who tore our bathroom up and spread blood and feces all over the walls) had left two boxes under our upper couch cushions.
One had eight kittens.
The other had four babies.
She left them there for a long ass time.
When I found them, two kittens were still alive, barely.
And only one baby had survived.
I nursed them all back to health. I was really upset about the others, though.

And then last night I dreamed my nephew was a newborn again (he's almost seven now), and I was trying to find a diaper for him so he could nap with my mom and I could go out drinking.
I couldn't find one, so I left him in a towel next to her.
And then I had some whiskey in a tree house above the town I grew up in.
Bazzaaarrr.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: marie_x on June 10, 2010, 03:39:59 PM
i'm on probation for getting arrested for possession of marijuana and i keep having dreams that i smoke some mary jane or do something bad and then i go fail a drug screen.
i always wake up crying because a lot depends on me passing every week and i don't know what to make of these dreams.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Devery on June 10, 2010, 04:22:01 PM
i'm on probation for getting arrested for possession of marijuana and i keep having dreams that i smoke some mary jane or do something bad and then i go fail a drug screen.
i always wake up crying because a lot depends on me passing every week and i don't know what to make of these dreams.

Simple.  You're worried about failing and going to jail.  So stay away from all your pothead friends! 

Glad to see you've returned, Camille.


By the way, I had a marihuana conviction when I was in college, and I still dream about close calls with pot and Johnny Law.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: turtle club on June 13, 2010, 12:54:15 AM
dreamed i had an arranged marriage. w.t.f, that came out of nowhere.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Gardenhead on June 13, 2010, 09:16:32 AM
For some unknown reason I had a dream about Robert Patternson and I was terrified of him. I was sitting on the ground with my knees pulled up to my chest an he was telling me what to do and I was very quietly agreeing with him just saying "OK" in a very sad voice. Then I woke up and thought "why the hell was i so scared?!"
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on June 13, 2010, 09:28:20 AM
I had another sex dream last night. The guy was really hot too.
Also, I had a dream that I had a French test in the cinema-that's-not-a-cinema in our town. And I did really badly, I only managed to get one small part of the test done and then we were told the exam was over. And everyone else seemed to have been fine. My friend was trying to help me with it, but I was so confused.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: The Epigrammic Poultry on June 13, 2010, 11:00:04 AM
I had the dream where Jello Biafra plays the mandolin for me again.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on July 06, 2010, 05:41:57 AM
Come on, people!! I haven't read a really good freaky-ass dream in ages. Pull yourselves together. My subconcious and I are doing our bit ;)


Last night, I was on the Ricki Lake show sat in the audience while she talked to two evangelical Christian families about homosexuality. One lot basically sounded sort of within acceptable limits of religious freedom, but the other lot were psychos and freaks to the bone. So I kidnapped them. Obv. And we drove to the Lake District, because not only can I drive in my dreams, but Ricki Lake is filmed in north west England..... Aaanyway, we were driving for days, non-stop, and the police were like trying to find us but couldn't. Eventually, I gave the dad of the family a Bible with the bits he was ignoring typed in bold, and got out to hide in a tree by a river for a while. After a bit, I came down and asked a dog walker if there were any police about, and he was like, "Wha-? No..... Why?" and I just like shrugged and claimed I was a Cop Spotter - like a trainspotter, but with cops. Then I was walking along by the river, and realised that they might have sniffer dogs out to find me, so I got in the river and started walking through the water - it came up to my nose, literally xD And my dog was there! My labrador, Daisy, was swimming along next to me - she was lovely. I forgot all about the police, and eventually got out of the river and started walking across the hills - I didn't really know where I was, so I was looking for clues and things, but I couldn't see any, so that was a bit rubbish. I was running across the moors, basically, and occasionally stopping to climb a stile and stuff. Turned out it was home time for all the schools and stuff, which I realised when I noticed these two teenage twin boys in football kits were walking ahead of me the whole time. Then we got to this bit that was like a massive lake full of yachts and things, with all flags from other countries on. I think it was like a really fancy holiday resort. Anyway, the path I was on took me into a village, where I was like, "Ok, so I've got no money and no clothes, but I think I'm gonna live here". Met up with my friend Sluggy, who was doing the same thing and also didn't have any money. We were trying to find some, but all the coins I could find were foreign, like I couldn't tell if the language on them was Welsh or Cornish or what, and I think I was on an island. Then through the course of this part of the dream, I kept finding more and more money, and it turned out I was loaded. There was a woman I knew there, a Quaker called Judy, who sat us down for a cup of tea and a chat, and I tried to get her to sign my student finance stuff (because irl I still haven't done it o.O) and then realised I didn't have the forms, my bag was all just full of money. Foreign money. Wtf.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on July 06, 2010, 08:16:18 AM
Invincible spiders suck balls.

Luckily, swearing in front of your grandmother is made of win xD
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: 24hourchemist on July 06, 2010, 10:40:58 AM
Last night I dreamt that I got addicted to piercing but couldn't be bothered to get it done properly so I grabbed a needle and started poking holes all over my face and shoving earrings in them but then they got infected and I woke up swearing and trying to pull imaginary earrings out. Then I noticed I'd left a bottle of tcp open next to my bed  ;D I must have smelled it in my sleep.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Blue Canary on July 06, 2010, 12:49:47 PM
I used to have pregnant dreams allllll the fucking time.
I had no idea I was pregnant until someone would say something like, "Oh congratulations! When is it due?" and I would have no idea what they were talking about until I looked down.
Those dreams were especially stressful because the thought of being pregnant scare me so badly.

Oh, and really awesome Jello Biafra dream. Maybe it's...foreshadowing?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CottonCandy on July 06, 2010, 03:59:55 PM
I used to have pregnant dreams allllll the fucking time.
I had no idea I was pregnant until someone would say something like, "Oh congratulations! When is it due?" and I would have no idea what they were talking about until I looked down.
Those dreams were especially stressful because the thought of being pregnant scare me so badly.

Oh, and really awesome Jello Biafra dream. Maybe it's...foreshadowing?

I had a funny pregnant dream recently...

I realised I had gotten pregnant, but it was otherwise the current situation (I'm starting university in autumn) and I thought it was the worst timing ever. Pondering what to dom I realised it was too far along for me to abort it (or for me to be comfortable with the abortion), I didn't want to give the baby up and as said, having it was certainly a bad timing. So I just kept it in, and for the next four years I attended to lectures with my second-trimester baby bump.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on July 19, 2010, 09:20:34 AM
I've been having the most amazing sex dreams lately. It's kinda sad that the best sex I ever had, occurred in my dreams.

I haven't had a huge amount of sex, I'll be honest, but I'm in the same boat - I think it's perfectly reasonable, I mean, in your dreams it's usually whoever you want doing whatever you want. Win.

I haven't had a sex dream in aaaaages, it kinda sucks :(
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: JohnnyDBBUK on July 19, 2010, 09:25:44 AM
I've been having the most amazing sex dreams lately. It's kinda sad that the best sex I ever had, occurred in my dreams.

I haven't had a huge amount of sex, I'll be honest, but I'm in the same boat - I think it's perfectly reasonable, I mean, in your dreams it's usually whoever you want doing whatever you want. Win.


not always, sometimes its completely random like someone you reaaallly hate or a friend and you wake up going WTF
or Bjork in that chris cunningham video - ok that last one I threw in for comic value but you get the idea.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Mr. Leave Me Alone on July 19, 2010, 09:32:17 AM
I have been having some properly odd dreams lately.
The other night I had a dream in which I ended up at the same campsite as my ex and she was convinced we were back together so I broke up with her. Then I went to a restaurant she happened to be in and she took my being in the same place as her as an apology and I explained to her that I have a boyfriend now and she wouldn't take it so I ran out and her friends were throwing things at me.
Weird stuff happened like my mum forcing me to get on a bus full of people who hated me and grinning as the doors closed as well, but I can't remember much of the properly bizarre stuff other than that.
Last night I had a dream that my mum was picking me up from the festival that I was working at and left early last week and there were all these cliffs and things and they were showing a video about some nudist guy in the movie marquee. Then me and my mum caught a cab home except the driver could not drive and smashed into a wall. The car turned out to be something else (as things often do in dreams) and I realised that we had been traveling on a skateboard. I asked my mum to kick the skateboard to the other side of the road while I tried to wake the cabbie up. She did and it smashed. So I put the pieces in my bag and we ran for it. Eventually I realised that we could blame the thing being broken on him, as he was passed out the whole time anyway. So we went back to where it happened to discover he was gone, which lead to us searching for him. Unsuccessfully.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on July 19, 2010, 02:18:19 PM
I've been having the most amazing sex dreams lately. It's kinda sad that the best sex I ever had, occurred in my dreams.

I haven't had a huge amount of sex, I'll be honest, but I'm in the same boat - I think it's perfectly reasonable, I mean, in your dreams it's usually whoever you want doing whatever you want. Win.


not always, sometimes its completely random like someone you reaaallly hate or a friend and you wake up going WTF
or Bjork in that chris cunningham video - ok that last one I threw in for comic value but you get the idea.

Really? I have never had that. Sometimes it's been people I don't want to admit irl to wanting to bang (like the Janitor from Scrubs xD), but mostly it's people I dig.

Still waiting for one with Captain Tightpants. Had one with Zoe in once which was pretty rad xD
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: JohnnyDBBUK on July 22, 2010, 04:10:54 AM
I had a weeeird dream last night and completely out of the blue weirdness at that.
WTF subconscious WTF :p
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Sarah Doll on July 22, 2010, 07:04:23 AM
Really? I have never had that. Sometimes it's been people I don't want to admit irl to wanting to bang (like the Janitor from Scrubs xD), but mostly it's people I dig.

Still waiting for one with Captain Tightpants. Had one with Zoe in once which was pretty rad xD

I totally admit that irl ;D

...and I'm in love with Daran Norris, janitor from Ned's Declassified/Cosmo from FOP  :buck2:
I don't know what's up with the custodian crushin'!
___
More on point, I had a strange and interesting dream the other night... but I forgotted it :-\
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Cirque on July 22, 2010, 09:28:47 AM
Really? I have never had that. Sometimes it's been people I don't want to admit irl to wanting to bang (like the Janitor from Scrubs xD), but mostly it's people I dig.

Still waiting for one with Captain Tightpants. Had one with Zoe in once which was pretty rad xD

I totally admit that irl ;D

stfu gurl! Janitor is shit hot, we all know that.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Sarah Doll on July 22, 2010, 09:30:54 AM
Really? I have never had that. Sometimes it's been people I don't want to admit irl to wanting to bang (like the Janitor from Scrubs xD), but mostly it's people I dig.

Still waiting for one with Captain Tightpants. Had one with Zoe in once which was pretty rad xD

I totally admit that irl ;D

stfu gurl! Janitor is shit hot, we all know that.

Preachin' to the choir..:P
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on July 22, 2010, 09:39:22 AM
lmao, well I know he's delish, but my friends tell me he's minging xD Then again, they're all firmly in the if-he's-over-25-he's-gross camp, which baffles me endlessly.

I had a dream this morning where I was trying to get to Edinburgh for a party but we were snowed in. In July.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Sarah Doll on July 26, 2010, 06:29:49 PM
I had a weird dream the night before last, but the only thing I can really remember is that this guy I know (and who is nommy) asked me to go out with him. I agreed but kinda forgot to mention that I was already dating someone. But there was all kinds of love flying around so I went with it. Stuff happened that I remembered yesterday but it's gone now.. which is really annoying coz i think it was interesting.. I may have been shrunk down all lil and there was possibly something perilous going down! :-\ ;D

Dammit! *sleep&dream*
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on July 27, 2010, 08:47:12 AM
I keep dreaming that my teeth are falling out :( Like every night for about five nights in a row now I've had a dream where I'm running my tongue over my teeth and one's wobbly and then I push it and it pops out. Then all the others wobble and fall out, and there's blood in my mouth and I'm crying and embarrassed because it always seems to be the front ones that go first so everyone's going to see them.

Last night, more and more kept coming out, like handfuls of teeth just pouring out of my mouth. I could feel them all running over my throat and tongue, and every so often I'd bite down and feel a tooth pressed between two bits of gum where one had got into a gap. I ran to the bathroom and was spitting them into the toilet, but in my dream the toilet was broken so water was running out of the bottom of it and making this dreadful mess - there was water and blood and teeth everywhere. Then some of the teeth that were coming out of my mouth turned into pebbles, and then they blocked the toilet and really broke it and I was crying because I was scared to go wake my dad and step-mum up and show them that all my teeth had fallen out and I'd broken the toilet - I was like feeling really humiliated and embarrassed and awful, and now there were no teeth left and my mouth was just bloody and gummy and alien. It was awful, really awful.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Pandora on July 28, 2010, 06:55:49 AM
I keep dreaming that my teeth are falling out :( Like every night for about five nights in a row now I've had a dream where I'm running my tongue over my teeth and one's wobbly and then I push it and it pops out. Then all the others wobble and fall out, and there's blood in my mouth and I'm crying and embarrassed because it always seems to be the front ones that go first so everyone's going to see them.

Last night, more and more kept coming out, like handfuls of teeth just pouring out of my mouth. I could feel them all running over my throat and tongue, and every so often I'd bite down and feel a tooth pressed between two bits of gum where one had got into a gap. I ran to the bathroom and was spitting them into the toilet, but in my dream the toilet was broken so water was running out of the bottom of it and making this dreadful mess - there was water and blood and teeth everywhere. Then some of the teeth that were coming out of my mouth turned into pebbles, and then they blocked the toilet and really broke it and I was crying because I was scared to go wake my dad and step-mum up and show them that all my teeth had fallen out and I'd broken the toilet - I was like feeling really humiliated and embarrassed and awful, and now there were no teeth left and my mouth was just bloody and gummy and alien. It was awful, really awful.
Wow that is disturbing. Maybe your subconscious is trying to tell you something (wouldn't know what though).

I dreamt I was fucking a merman. How does that even work? Where is the penis?!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on July 28, 2010, 09:01:50 AM
I keep dreaming that my teeth are falling out :( Like every night for about five nights in a row now I've had a dream where I'm running my tongue over my teeth and one's wobbly and then I push it and it pops out. Then all the others wobble and fall out, and there's blood in my mouth and I'm crying and embarrassed because it always seems to be the front ones that go first so everyone's going to see them.

Last night, more and more kept coming out, like handfuls of teeth just pouring out of my mouth. I could feel them all running over my throat and tongue, and every so often I'd bite down and feel a tooth pressed between two bits of gum where one had got into a gap. I ran to the bathroom and was spitting them into the toilet, but in my dream the toilet was broken so water was running out of the bottom of it and making this dreadful mess - there was water and blood and teeth everywhere. Then some of the teeth that were coming out of my mouth turned into pebbles, and then they blocked the toilet and really broke it and I was crying because I was scared to go wake my dad and step-mum up and show them that all my teeth had fallen out and I'd broken the toilet - I was like feeling really humiliated and embarrassed and awful, and now there were no teeth left and my mouth was just bloody and gummy and alien. It was awful, really awful.
Wow that is disturbing. Maybe your subconscious is trying to tell you something (wouldn't know what though).

I dreamt I was fucking a merman. How does that even work? Where is the penis?!

I know right. Dark shit. I think maybe I'm panicking about being old, going away from home, actually living a life like a normal adult, etc.

Mermen are fucking weird xD As are memaids. Maybe they just kiss? xD
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Pandora on July 28, 2010, 09:54:06 AM
I keep dreaming that my teeth are falling out :( Like every night for about five nights in a row now I've had a dream where I'm running my tongue over my teeth and one's wobbly and then I push it and it pops out. Then all the others wobble and fall out, and there's blood in my mouth and I'm crying and embarrassed because it always seems to be the front ones that go first so everyone's going to see them.

Last night, more and more kept coming out, like handfuls of teeth just pouring out of my mouth. I could feel them all running over my throat and tongue, and every so often I'd bite down and feel a tooth pressed between two bits of gum where one had got into a gap. I ran to the bathroom and was spitting them into the toilet, but in my dream the toilet was broken so water was running out of the bottom of it and making this dreadful mess - there was water and blood and teeth everywhere. Then some of the teeth that were coming out of my mouth turned into pebbles, and then they blocked the toilet and really broke it and I was crying because I was scared to go wake my dad and step-mum up and show them that all my teeth had fallen out and I'd broken the toilet - I was like feeling really humiliated and embarrassed and awful, and now there were no teeth left and my mouth was just bloody and gummy and alien. It was awful, really awful.
Wow that is disturbing. Maybe your subconscious is trying to tell you something (wouldn't know what though).

I dreamt I was fucking a merman. How does that even work? Where is the penis?!

I know right. Dark shit. I think maybe I'm panicking about being old, going away from home, actually living a life like a normal adult, etc.

Mermen are fucking weird xD As are memaids. Maybe they just kiss? xD
Maybe they hide their genitalia somewhere in their tail, and they pop out when they get horny. Or maybe they lay eggs? :P
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CeeGBee on July 28, 2010, 10:10:05 AM
I keep dreaming that my teeth are falling out :( Like every night for about five nights in a row now I've had a dream where I'm running my tongue over my teeth and one's wobbly and then I push it and it pops out. Then all the others wobble and fall out, and there's blood in my mouth and I'm crying and embarrassed because it always seems to be the front ones that go first so everyone's going to see them.

Last night, more and more kept coming out, like handfuls of teeth just pouring out of my mouth. I could feel them all running over my throat and tongue, and every so often I'd bite down and feel a tooth pressed between two bits of gum where one had got into a gap. I ran to the bathroom and was spitting them into the toilet, but in my dream the toilet was broken so water was running out of the bottom of it and making this dreadful mess - there was water and blood and teeth everywhere. Then some of the teeth that were coming out of my mouth turned into pebbles, and then they blocked the toilet and really broke it and I was crying because I was scared to go wake my dad and step-mum up and show them that all my teeth had fallen out and I'd broken the toilet - I was like feeling really humiliated and embarrassed and awful, and now there were no teeth left and my mouth was just bloody and gummy and alien. It was awful, really awful.
Wow that is disturbing. Maybe your subconscious is trying to tell you something (wouldn't know what though).

I dreamt I was fucking a merman. How does that even work? Where is the penis?!

I know right. Dark shit. I think maybe I'm panicking about being old, going away from home, actually living a life like a normal adult, etc.

Mermen are fucking weird xD As are memaids. Maybe they just kiss? xD

Maybe they hide their genitalia somewhere in their tail, and they pop out when they get horny. Or maybe they lay eggs? :P

Ya know, fish have sex too....  (well, some fish fertilize externally, but some don't...)
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Pandora on July 28, 2010, 10:39:45 AM
I keep dreaming that my teeth are falling out :( Like every night for about five nights in a row now I've had a dream where I'm running my tongue over my teeth and one's wobbly and then I push it and it pops out. Then all the others wobble and fall out, and there's blood in my mouth and I'm crying and embarrassed because it always seems to be the front ones that go first so everyone's going to see them.

Last night, more and more kept coming out, like handfuls of teeth just pouring out of my mouth. I could feel them all running over my throat and tongue, and every so often I'd bite down and feel a tooth pressed between two bits of gum where one had got into a gap. I ran to the bathroom and was spitting them into the toilet, but in my dream the toilet was broken so water was running out of the bottom of it and making this dreadful mess - there was water and blood and teeth everywhere. Then some of the teeth that were coming out of my mouth turned into pebbles, and then they blocked the toilet and really broke it and I was crying because I was scared to go wake my dad and step-mum up and show them that all my teeth had fallen out and I'd broken the toilet - I was like feeling really humiliated and embarrassed and awful, and now there were no teeth left and my mouth was just bloody and gummy and alien. It was awful, really awful.
Wow that is disturbing. Maybe your subconscious is trying to tell you something (wouldn't know what though).

I dreamt I was fucking a merman. How does that even work? Where is the penis?!

I know right. Dark shit. I think maybe I'm panicking about being old, going away from home, actually living a life like a normal adult, etc.

Mermen are fucking weird xD As are memaids. Maybe they just kiss? xD

Maybe they hide their genitalia somewhere in their tail, and they pop out when they get horny. Or maybe they lay eggs? :P

Ya know, fish have sex too....  (well, some fish fertilize externally, but some don't...)
Damn, you made me curious about fish sex, so I googled it and now I'm pretty disturbed. Stuff about 'anal fins' and 'hook-like adaptations that allow the fish to grip onto the female'. It's ruined my fairytale image of mermaids! :P

Anyway, back to the subject of dreams: I'm gonna dedicate myself more to the art of lucid dreaming. I want to do all the stuff I can't do in everyday life in my dreams.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on July 28, 2010, 12:26:17 PM
^ I'd LOVE to learn lucid dreaming, mainly so I can avoid these nasty nightmares :( I do have really a lot of bad dreams, it no fun at all...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Pandora on July 28, 2010, 12:52:30 PM
^ I'd LOVE to learn lucid dreaming, mainly so I can avoid these nasty nightmares :( I do have really a lot of bad dreams, it no fun at all...
I'm trying the stuff I read on this website: http://www.luciddreamguru.com/, there's a lot of information on how you can learn to dream lucid. There's all kinds of different ways to do it and stuff, it's fascinating. It seems like a lot of work though, and it's weird to work really hard on something like sleeping :P
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on July 28, 2010, 02:44:20 PM
^ I'd LOVE to learn lucid dreaming, mainly so I can avoid these nasty nightmares :( I do have really a lot of bad dreams, it no fun at all...
I'm trying the stuff I read on this website: http://www.luciddreamguru.com/, there's a lot of information on how you can learn to dream lucid. There's all kinds of different ways to do it and stuff, it's fascinating. It seems like a lot of work though, and it's weird to work really hard on something like sleeping :P

We must keep each other updated with our progress ;) Good luck sleeping!

Edit - OK, this is a super website purely because of this sentence, "The dreamer thinks to themselves "This is crazy! This must be a dream!" and wha-lah! the dreamer becomes lucid." Wha-lah!!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Sarah Doll on July 28, 2010, 02:57:40 PM
^ I'd LOVE to learn lucid dreaming, mainly so I can avoid these nasty nightmares :( I do have really a lot of bad dreams, it no fun at all...
I'm trying the stuff I read on this website: http://www.luciddreamguru.com/, there's a lot of information on how you can learn to dream lucid. There's all kinds of different ways to do it and stuff, it's fascinating. It seems like a lot of work though, and it's weird to work really hard on something like sleeping :P

We must keep each other updated with our progress ;) Good luck sleeping!

Edit - OK, this is a super website purely because of this sentence, "The dreamer thinks to themselves "This is crazy! This must be a dream!" and wha-lah! the dreamer becomes lucid." Wha-lah!!

I know a guy that can dream lucidly.
It would be amazing to be able to do!  :D
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: meganpaige on July 28, 2010, 03:43:56 PM
Last night's dream: overheard my ex-boyfriend's voice on a walkie-talkie radio, then later saw him giving a concert (he does not sing or play piano so that's out) at what was supposed to be my work (although it looked different) and then I was at my apartment and my cat kept escaping and walking outside (we're not supposed to have pets and have been hiding her for the 3 years we've been here).

Self-diagnosis - lay off the hallucinogens.

Side note: I've never actually used hallucinogens...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: hybridhydrogencell on July 28, 2010, 07:32:20 PM
I had a dream where I was in the shooting of a video of girl anachronism but the whole stage was pink and shiny and with a moulin rouge style (the actress of the video was Nicole Kidman)  and everything was just so amazing and perfect in that place I wanted to fall asleep again once I woke up

Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: marie_x on July 29, 2010, 02:07:15 AM
I had a dream that my arm was all scarred and bloody from self mutilation. i'm not sure what it means.
i used to self mutilate but not anymore, nor do i want to.
but in my dream someone grabbed my arm and looked at it and suddenly every scar or gash that was ever on it was bright red and bloody and fresh.
my arms in real life are almost completely clear from scars and i have no recent gashes at all.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: turtle club on August 05, 2010, 05:37:20 AM
i had a lovely series of nightmares last night. it involved a good friend of mine being raped x.x i told her about it, told her to watch out.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: JohnnyDBBUK on August 05, 2010, 05:41:25 AM
I have a dream I never forgot from when I was 16 or so
proper experience of being possessed by the devil or some demon akin to evildead minus the comedy
attacking my friends etc until one of them decapitated me and I got to watch as my headless body fell to the ground in a pool of blood.

now my dreams are more boring.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Agonistes on August 05, 2010, 11:39:49 AM
ive had quite a few dreams about teeth falling out.  it has to do with fear of aging and vulnerability.  kind of like how sex dreams are rarely about sex.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Devery on August 05, 2010, 11:48:31 AM

I met this girl at some school-esque kind of place.  She was not very attractive but I was extremely taken by her.  I kept trying to talk to her and even though she was off doing things with other people, I kept trying to find her.  The interesting thing is that I couldn't understand her.  I never caught her name and even asked her again.  She may or may not have told me.  As I said, I either couldn't hear her or couldn't understand her.  I have no idea what this means.  Maybe I'll run into her again in another dream.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on August 05, 2010, 11:56:44 AM
ive had quite a few dreams about teeth falling out.  it has to do with fear of aging and vulnerability.   kind of like how sex dreams are rarely about sex.

OH MY GOD THANK YOU!! That make sooo much sense, and it's nice to hear it from someone relatively sensible xD I am feeling old and vulnerable... Very of both, actually :(
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Agonistes on August 05, 2010, 05:16:14 PM
ive had quite a few dreams about teeth falling out.  it has to do with fear of aging and vulnerability.   kind of like how sex dreams are rarely about sex.

OH MY GOD THANK YOU!! That make sooo much sense, and it's nice to hear it from someone relatively sensible xD I am feeling old and vulnerable... Very of both, actually :(
your dreams seem right on schedule, then.  and it will get better and you will soon be back to having sex dreams about dr house.


'five cents please'  heh
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: lucyanna on August 05, 2010, 06:03:54 PM
Last night I dreamt that I was lying on a table in a dark room and someone was cutting off my hands and feet, putting each piece into its own goldfish bowl full of water. I didn't feel anything, though, I just found the whole situation so odd that it was almost funny.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on August 06, 2010, 07:09:58 AM
ive had quite a few dreams about teeth falling out.  it has to do with fear of aging and vulnerability.   kind of like how sex dreams are rarely about sex.

OH MY GOD THANK YOU!! That make sooo much sense, and it's nice to hear it from someone relatively sensible xD I am feeling old and vulnerable... Very of both, actually :(
your dreams seem right on schedule, then.  and it will get better and you will soon be back to having sex dreams about dr house.


'five cents please'  heh

I send you five cents worth of cuddles.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Edric. on August 07, 2010, 07:10:18 AM
Brian & I lived together and we shared ownership of my dog Onyx.
At some point we were training him together and laughing and hugging...
It was kind of cute... xD
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on August 07, 2010, 12:57:12 PM
Sarah, that's a horrible dream :(

Edgar, that's a wicked-cool dream :)


My dream last night was a bit bloody weird. I was like, I dunno, babysitting or cleaning or something in this house that wasn't mine. I went out into the back garden - they had a trampoline, it was so cool - and found this boy, who was about six or so and sooooooo cute, standing just beyond the back fence. There was a wood just behind the fence as well, and for reasons I cannot understand, instead of asking him where he lived and trying to get him home, I went with him into the woods and built us a little camp to live in. We played games a LOT and had huge amounts of fun, and lived there for a good couple of days. Then eventually we went back, and the woman whose house it was took us both inside to give us some food and talk to us and find out where the boy's parents were and send him home. I was saying how I had no idea why I went to live with him instead of doing the right and responsible thing, and then I was like, "I mean, we were OK - we were really happy" and he like nodded and was indeed very happy living with me. Then he said that he was a bit hungry, which like broke my heart because I'd thought I was feeding him enough.

Wasn't until I woke up that I realised the kid was the spitting image of my little cousin Jonah. I don't think that has any real relevence, but it was interesting to note.

After I woke up, I had like an hour before I had to get up to go to work, and ended up having very strange dreams about school, fashion-design, tweed, gay "Sherlock" porn, and masturbating with a book by Kate Atkinson. I've never even read anything by Kate Atkinson...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Blue Canary on August 10, 2010, 08:31:26 PM
I had a dream last night that Amanda Palmer did a performance in my neighbor's front yard, but only did Tom Waits covers. Then me, her, and Tom Waits did a three-part harmony to "Telephone Call From Istanbul" and people thought it was so beautiful that they cried, only this is unrealistic because I can't sing for shit.
The ONLY unrealistic part.  ;D
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: JohnnyDBBUK on August 11, 2010, 09:14:12 AM
mishkin turns into tank and goes on european rampage with me and BEB manning the turret
oddest dream i've had in a while
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Goodbye-Umbrella on August 12, 2010, 03:09:26 AM
ive had quite a few dreams about teeth falling out.  it has to do with fear of aging and vulnerability.  kind of like how sex dreams are rarely about sex.

i always heard teeth falling out dreams are about decisions! i guess thats a really vauge thing for your subconcious to tell you though haha
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Agonistes on August 13, 2010, 12:55:44 PM
ive had quite a few dreams about teeth falling out.  it has to do with fear of aging and vulnerability.  kind of like how sex dreams are rarely about sex.

i always heard teeth falling out dreams are about decisions! i guess thats a really vauge thing for your subconcious to tell you though haha
and, it very well might be.  i used to own a dream symbolism book from the sixties, and ive read a couple that were published since then, and it always said aging, vulnerability, or life changes of some sort that would bring anxiety, specifically the sort dealing with growing older or growing up.  actually, the only reason i've looked for that specific topic in more than one place is because i've had a few dreams about teeth falling out, myself, from a really young age, too.

but i see no reason why making an important decision couldn't tie in with the other interpretations, as well....i'm sure no symbolism is set in stone.  sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, after all.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Rosebud on August 13, 2010, 02:47:57 PM
You know how dreams always seem real when you're in them?
I keep dreaming that my parents feed me meat. Sometimes it's steak, other times it's chicken nuggets, but I always think it's tofu until I'm done eating.
It often ends with me either puking or brushing my teeth.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CottonCandy on August 14, 2010, 02:09:44 AM
I feel really tired today.

It might be because in my dreams I was fighting for human/gay rights all night...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Goodbye-Umbrella on August 16, 2010, 03:54:06 AM
ive had quite a few dreams about teeth falling out.  it has to do with fear of aging and vulnerability.  kind of like how sex dreams are rarely about sex.

i always heard teeth falling out dreams are about decisions! i guess thats a really vauge thing for your subconcious to tell you though haha
and, it very well might be.  i used to own a dream symbolism book from the sixties, and ive read a couple that were published since then, and it always said aging, vulnerability, or life changes of some sort that would bring anxiety, specifically the sort dealing with growing older or growing up.  actually, the only reason i've looked for that specific topic in more than one place is because i've had a few dreams about teeth falling out, myself, from a really young age, too.

but i see no reason why making an important decision couldn't tie in with the other interpretations, as well....i'm sure no symbolism is set in stone.  sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, after all.



crazy cigars!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: the astronaut on August 16, 2010, 11:28:48 AM
i had a dream that i had my lip pierced, and so did my first college roommate (neither of us had/have lip piercings), but mine was like. 3 inches long with a curve at the end, so it either stuck out, or it was in my mouth. apparently my roommate's mom found the piercing really offensive because every time i put it in she would come out of nowhere and beat me with a book until i took it out.

then, i was out walking with beth alongside some street vendors, and beth told me that her mother didn't like how long my arm-hair was, because it was a dead giveaway of my ability to judge how valuable something was, and that we should shave it off. right around then we came across a purple bucket with maybe 2 dozen old silver coins of various sizes in the bottom. i was like 'aw sweet bucket coins' and beth told me to be quiet, so i hid under the table and checked out the coins.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Half Mar on August 26, 2010, 07:27:18 AM
I dreamed that my sister in law died in a car crash. My brother was staying with us, and he was a mess. It was so sad, and so realistic. I felt awful. I still feel awful thinking about it. Terrible terrible dream :-\
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on August 26, 2010, 09:17:16 AM
I dreamt I did a pregnancy test and it came up positive, so I decided that I didn't want to be pregnant and shook the stick like an Etch-A-Sketch so it went clear, then did the test again. Repeated this about thirty time until it came up with Not Pregnant.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on August 29, 2010, 08:08:55 AM
ALSO hahahah this is kind of funnier. I was talking to my friend last night about how I really want to kiss someone who has a lip piercing. So, last night I dreamt that I was out in a club and I would look for cute guys with lip piercings and just go up to them and ask them if they had a girlfriend. If they said no I would ask if it would be ok to kiss them...LOL
Man, I wish I could do that in real life
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Pandora on August 29, 2010, 04:50:19 PM
I distinctly remember slitting a guy's throat with a utility knife in a pool. It wasn't very nice.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on August 30, 2010, 10:50:51 AM
^ Grimmmmm.

I was watching a TV show about how Marigold, the longest river in Britain (it apparently runs from Lands End to John O Groats ;) ) had flooded and a horse, also called Marigold, had been swept away by the current which interrupted these Scottish people's plans to ritually sacrifice her later that day. The horse survived, and was adopted by Gilly from Monarch Of The Glen, who'd retired to Cornwall. As a sort of in-memory-of thing for the horse, even though it was alive and well and not sacrificed at all, an annual swim-a-thon was established, where people swam either the length of the Marigold or just chose a section to swim. Mum and I were swimming the whole thing, and while the swimming bit wasn't a problem, the fact we didn't really get on sort of was. At one point there was a sudden surge of water that threatened to drown us both, so I shot out a hand to grab hold of her and make sure she was OK - she then accused me of trying to drown her, and swam off screaming, "MATRICIDE IS NOT A PRETTY WORD!!"

I may dub this dream Matricide On The Marigold. It has a nice ring to it.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Sarah Doll on August 30, 2010, 01:19:30 PM
The last one I remember involved Tom Selleck and Freddy Prinze. Jnr.!!!!!
I understand Selleck but Freddy...?
I think they both alternated in the dream as my boyfriend.. Odd..
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Devery on September 02, 2010, 09:46:26 AM

I'm on a bus.  The person sitting in the seat in front of me opened a box and handed me a one-ounce bag of pot.  There was a larger bag in there as well, about four times larger.  I asked him to give me that too and he did.  I put them both in a paper bag and got up to pull the stop cord.  As I was waiting in the side stairwell, the driver came up to me and asked me if it was okay if we looked at the video.  Oh fuck, I said to myself, but said "okay".  We went outside, she looked in the bag, and put the handcuffs on.  I guess she was also a cop.  She was going to turn me over to the local cops, with whom I had had previous dealings with, and I was not looking forward to that........

Years later, I was out walking and I ran into the lady busdriver/cop.  She was now 112 years old.  I had no memory of the intervening years, but she seemed to know everything that had happened in my life.  Although I did remember that I had beaten the marihuana rap, and she said "I knew you would!". 
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Cirque on September 04, 2010, 05:17:16 PM
So first of all I'm driving, but in this car the wheel and other such controls are in the backseat. So I'm in the backseat driving and this guy in green tries to like jack the car or some shit but he gets in the front. So I drive fast and turn sharp corners to try shake him out or something. All the while I'm seeing all this from outside the car and there are floating icons all over the place...just like some sort of GTA. I crash the car into a lamp post and I get out, now it's night.
So the place I crashed was this place paved with big concrete slabs. Suddenly my friends Laura and Nick are there too and I have some weird fancy boomerang thing. I use the boomerang to prise up one of the slabs and Laura and Nick start to dig through the dirt underneath.  Then I feel a hand on my shoulder so I turn around and this kind of cute nerdy guy is standing behind me with a flashlight and he's all "you can't do that!" and I forget how the conversation went. But he told me he worked for a movie theatre and then he said I was cuter than Miley Cirus, put on his glasses and gave me a quick kiss.

So suddenly where ever we were is over run by people and mister nerd is gone. All the people are wearing leather like they're in HellBoy or something. So we go to see what all the commotion is about and we get to some sort of pier, we look out over and people are down below is some sort of marsh land with bows and they start shooting arrows up. But the arrows turned out to be severed fingers. These arrow fingers start killing people so I run, but I'm running past a line of people who are waiting to like challenge the arrow people.

Now I'm not in the rest of the dream. I ran past one guy, good looking guy, who was wearing sweats and dancing from foot to foot all rocky style with his coach beside him. I have no idea why but I think he might have secretly been a power ranger. So he like 'senses' something or whatever so he has to run and he runs into a big multi story car park where he encounters a kindergarten teacher who is giving her class a tour of a museum but like got lost or something. I also think the teacher was Halle Berry in catwoman before she cut her hair. That's all I remember. So pretty fucked up.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: imaginary friend on September 06, 2010, 08:12:06 AM
hahahahaha, I had a short Shadowbox dream just before waking up.

it was all in the form of posts over a few pages in the Shit That Ruined Your Day thread, involving 2 members (mangosta, who was also known as smerfgoddess, and papercuts) who haven't posted here in a long time. seems that mangosta went to see Guns and Roses and got backstage, where she tried (and failed) to hook up with one of GnR's guitarists. what really ruined her day was finding out the next day that her brother actually did did hook up with her intended target that same night. that's when papercuts chimed in to say that she hooked up with GnR's guitarist the night before that. the next few pages were filled with their posts where they tried to figure out if they were talking about the same guy (GnR has 3 guitarists), interspersed with loads of smartass comments from several other 'Boxers.

 :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:

weirdly enough, I didn't have a post in that part of the thread...it was my roaring laughter in my dream that woke me up!

#@!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: The Epigrammic Poultry on September 07, 2010, 09:03:26 PM
I keep bothering Stephen Fry in Centra, and asking him to follow me on Twitter. And he always refuses. And he keeps throwing Nutri-Grain bars at me.

Fuck sake.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Rosebud on September 18, 2010, 07:08:49 PM
I dreamt that I was shaving my legs (which I have never done in real life) and that my skin turned to wood.
This only reinforces my aversion of razors.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: The Epigrammic Poultry on September 18, 2010, 08:50:48 PM
All my dreams are just me on Facebook...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Half Mar on September 21, 2010, 07:17:24 AM
Had a very odd dream... I was at some sort of camp with a group. The camp was at a forest kinda place, and we stayed in small wooden houses/cabins. First part of my dream was me with someone else (no idea who) going through a wooden house that belonged to someone who was apparently not really nice. I have no idea what we were looking for, but whatever it was, we couldn't find it. The owner of the house came back, and I tried to hide in really small closet. The second part of my dream was me hanging out with some group members, and an old best friend was there too. All of a sudden she whispered in my ear "I'm gay". I looked at her really confused, and she walked away with a big smile. A while later, I walked on by her and I whispered in her ear "me too!". Also, throughout nearly the whole dream, there was this pretty German girl, who spoke very well Dutch. By the end of the dream I found out she was 14, and I felt like a huge pervert. This is probably one of the most random dreams I have ever had...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Mr. Leave Me Alone on September 21, 2010, 02:52:27 PM
I had a dream last night that I was having a dinner party for all these people and half of them were dead people (it didn't seem like a big deal or particularly odd at the time) and I was serving them coffee and bacon before the actual dinner bit and the oldest and deadest man asked me for rare coffee in a small cup and I sat on the floor in the kitchen crying because there were so many people to serve and someone came in and told me it had been hours so I took out the coffee and the bacon and drained some pasta for the main meal and then I woke up. It was odd.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: JohnnyDBBUK on September 21, 2010, 03:12:53 PM
I had a dream the shadowboxers were having a birthday party with a mexican band in the background doing mexican versions of dresden dolls songs
and there was this huge Amanda Palmer pinata which we were all hitting for treats.

no really I dreamt that or did I?

and then I went on to start a maiden tribute band with Brian before starring in a Terry Gilliam film with Robin.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on September 23, 2010, 10:57:04 AM
I've had a nightmare every night since I got here. I think my subconcious is finding it much harder to settle in than the rest of me xD The one on the first night I arrived involved a boy trying to rape me, so I killed him and then told my step-mum who was very supportive but said I'd best take at least the rest of the semester off university. She actually said, "Well Rebecca [my sister] took a month off when she got that really nasty virus on her laptop, so I think a semester should be enough for this" xD

The night after, I was running through the front yards of various Belfastians with Joe Strummer, but when I looked at him his face was like a Bull Terrier and his lips were all chapped, which for some reason scared me so much that I woke up.

Last night was an especially fine one - it was HUGE, going on and on and on. My dad and my step-mum like turned on me for moving away and then constructed this elaborate lie about how they were stripping the computer's history or something and found I'd been looking at really hardcore like horror porn. They were hunting me down to punish me, and I was running about Belfast with a boy who I was calling Ben, and who reminded me of Ben a lot (the guy who taught me Music Tech), but who looked like Manuel, this German las that I'm rapidly falling for xD I mean, Manuel looks a little bit like Ben, so I can sort of get it.

Anyway, I was really horny as well and wanted to find somewhere quiet for me and Benuel to shag, but he was drunk so by the time we found a house to hide in - the dad of the family was a friend of my dad's and agreed to look after us for a little bit - we just ended up lying on the sofa and then it got a bit weird and he turned into a cat - like when they turn into animals in Harry Potter? - and I was trying to turn into a cat too but ended up as a dog. But then I looked at my paw to see if I'd done it right, and it looked like a really scary half-human thing and I turned back into a person again. It was very nice though, and warm and soft and stuff.

But then my dad was banging on the door to get in, so we ran off up the stairs and then this friend of my dad talked to him like a mediator and told me that I could either go to jail or go to a juvenile reforming centre thingy in Washington DC. I chose Washington, but then I was like, "Why would they send me to jail?? I didn't do anything that bad - even if I'd done what they said, it wasn't that bad" and the guy was like, "Well, come on H, 13 is a bit fucking young" and I was like WHA-?? Then he showed me the remnants of a cardboard box with "Lirael Ink" written on it and an advert for porn involving 13 year old girls and said they'd found it in my room. I was horrified, because I'd been using the ink to draw pictures about the book Lirael, and then I was running through the streets to get to my room and find the proof and I was sobbing really hard and loudly, and then I woke up because I was actually sobbing in real life and it was really noisy. I'm kinda hoping the other girls in my flat didn't hear or they'll think I'm mad o.O
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Half Mar on September 23, 2010, 11:18:18 AM
Had a dream about wandering around in a hospital, and for a big part of it, a limping girl from the Philippines joined me. Eh?? :uglystupid2:
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Sarah Doll on September 23, 2010, 11:38:05 AM
I had a doosey of a pickle last night.
What I remember...
There was a guy (supposed to be a bf type) and his friend talking about me in a not so pleasant manner. His friend left then he got all sleazier.
Then - differene 'scene' -  there was some icky horror film I was watching. I just remember that it involved skin melting at one point and the Linkin Park song Crawling being played throughout (which was bad when I listened to it today, everytime it came on I thought of the dream). I closed my eyes during the film but I could still hear the music. I recall thinking that the film must have been about something getting under your skin, or else the song wouldn't make any sense..

It was confusing and odd.. I think I get the jerky guy part, but not the rest.. :-\
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on September 24, 2010, 09:29:16 AM
My dream was really disturbing. Basically, I had a lot of sex with my ex. I have absolutely no desire to get back with him but he is the only guy I've ever been with for more than a few days.
I remember waking up and hoping that he wouldn't be the only guy that would think I was beautiful though :-\
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Sarah Doll on October 05, 2010, 01:05:50 PM
Last one I remember was from the other night. I just know it involved me making smoochies with a girl.. :P
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Rosebud on October 05, 2010, 07:39:02 PM
Speaking of, I had a dream I was in a hot tub with Katy Perry. It was really fun.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: dangerpants on October 06, 2010, 08:58:32 AM
I don't remember the beginning part... something with traveling and fireworks and the beach... but after that, I went to a school/mall thing to do a presentation with a famous dA artist (Jisuk) and Nathan Fillion on survival. Half the school ended up being zombies and Snape was there, and he was a werewolf. So we shut ourselves in a classroom with the remaining students, but my cat ran away into the stair well. I didn't think anything of it and said "Oh, she'll come back when she's hungry, and the zombies shouldn't even notice her." After a little while Nathan Fillion was like "hey, let's check if the zombies are still there!" And as I was yelling "NO!" He rolled up the wall divider between us and the zombies. Apparently zombies are afraid of me, because they took one look at me and decided not to come in, and he rolled the wall back down. Then I realized "OMG WHERE WAS SNAPE." And we heard some noises in the stairwell. I ran over to lock it when Snape burst in, just fine. He shouted a spell to lock the door, and explained that he was not a werewolf, but some guy used a polyjuice potion to look like him and then turned into a werewolf. I guess that was believable, I let him stay in. Then he told me there was a scared little kitty in the stairwell, so I made him open up the door and I punched the werewolf in the face to give Fanta more time to get back in the room. After she did, I shut the door and I locked it with a spell, 'cos I apparently knew magic then. So since Snape and I could do magic, Nathan Fillion opened the divider back up and we fought the zombies and locked them away in little boxes until a cure could be found, and we trapped the werewolf in the stairwell forever. Jisuk didn't do anything, just whined and moaned, which is weird 'cos I think he's a cool guy. THEN HAPPY ENDING YAY.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Rosebud on October 06, 2010, 05:40:32 PM
I dreamt of everything I'd forgotten.
Writing to my friend. Attending my violin lesson. Reimbursing my mum. Emptying the dishwasher. Giving in my English assignement. Returning a cd to the person who'd lent it to me.
In my dream, I did all of these things. As a sort of redemption.
Quite poetic, actually. Well, it was while I was still asleep.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on October 12, 2010, 04:15:47 AM
I had a dream that I was staying in a house with Rory, Lewis, Andrew and another girl I don't know. The girl was on her period and she was very angry and stomping around so I asked her what was wrong, cos I didn't know about the period. And she just yelled "NOTHING!". So I asked Lewis and he told me, and I said "I didn't know girls could be so unreasonable!" and he laughed at me and then my alarm woke me up.

What.

EDIT: LOL I just remembered another bit where we were at a bar, and I was standing behind Lewis and Andrew and then I realised that my hand was on Lewis' ass, I was totally unintentional. And then obviously I moved it which made it really obvious but he didn't say anything. hahahaha wtf
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Blue Canary on October 13, 2010, 11:34:18 PM
I had a dream the other night that that I was married and had kids with someone I haven't thought about in a long time. I didn't think about how weird it was until I woke up, though. Hunh.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on October 14, 2010, 07:57:46 AM
Last night I dreamt that I was talking to this man, Richard, who like runs the Quaker summer school that I go to, about whether or not any young people have ever died at summer school while he was working there (he's been there for like 30 years on staff and 6 before that as a young person, it's insane). He told me about one terrible year in a really crumble-down building where the heating pipes all burst and 3 adults and 1 girl were drowned in scalding hot water. Then we were in a restaurant eating Chinese food with the mother of the girl who died, and suddenly the pipes started creaking and we realised they were going to explode all over again, so we ran into the kitchen (the rest of the building was deserted for some reason...) and jumped up on the cabinets to sit and wait for the river of burning water to go by us. While we were up there, the mother got a phonecall from a telesales person advertising living wills, and she said down the phone, "My name is Helen Rose, my father just died from cancer - do you really want me to make a living will?? DO YOU?!" and I was sitting there like, "....but that's my name. And my dad's alive and entirely cancer free. And even if he wasn't, why would that mean I wouldn't make a living will?" and then she like winked at me like I was in on the joke and I woke up massively confused, hungover, and covered in dribble.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: JohnnyDBBUK on October 16, 2010, 08:01:31 AM
Dreamt me and Audrey and the UK brigaders old and new were in the large interesting old building for a Dolls reuinion gig.
for some reason in the centre of the room was an old bed with many blankets and everyone was sitting lying on it talking.
Amanda and Brian entered the room and Amanda was uber pally with Audrey and totally blanking me from the conversation.
which kind of sucked as (at the time we were the only people in the room) She inivted Audrey to have dinner with her and Brian.
I said to Audrey it was ok and that I would walk her to the place. we had to go through this cemetary attached to a cathedral in the
old european town where the gig was. The cemetary was a gnarled mess of land and tree roots and from all the tombs/cracks in the earth
came evil rats of varying sizes. I was very protective of Audrey and she thought I was an idiot and said rats make great pets and all I could think
about was the boy who kicked pigs (who was eaten slowly by rats)

not sure if audrey made it to dinner with Amanda or was herself dinner.
 
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Mr. Leave Me Alone on October 16, 2010, 04:27:03 PM
Hehehe. Glad you posted that here. I dropped my phone when you were talking about it.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: dangerpants on October 22, 2010, 07:32:18 AM
I was hanging out with one of my friends from PA, and we (well, she) were driving around in PA. A car cut in front of us with it's trunk slightly open, spewing out papers from the force of the wind. I caught one of the papers, and it was a Missing poster for a kitten. Eventually she stopped, and my friend and I got in her car without her noticing. Originally I intended to chew her out for littering so much and endangering other drivers on the road, but then I saw she had three kittens stuck in various places in her car but couldn't hear them because her music was too loud. I pointed them out, and she gave me some microwave spicy beef noodles as a reward. When I took them home to MA, I discovered the company was having a contest to take pictures of your noodles, so I did. V made fun of me and I ended up deleting the pictures.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: JohnnyDBBUK on October 22, 2010, 10:06:10 AM
me and audrey both had affair dreams.
nothing graphic just that we were dating other people.
mine had audrey with a machete out for blood.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Mr. Leave Me Alone on October 22, 2010, 04:34:00 PM
me and audrey both had affair dreams.
nothing graphic just that we were dating other people.
mine had audrey with a machete out for blood.

Good times.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on October 24, 2010, 08:04:46 AM
I had a dream where I was in a shop buying something for a friend who was upset so it would make her feel better. When I got to the checkout, I'd won some sort of prize; it was like two giant boardgames that were too big for me so I kept dropping them. So I was about to leave and I spotted something I needed to talk to another cashier about, so I went over and there was a guy being served but I was only going to take a minute so I started telling the cashier what I needed, and the guy beside me started huffing, and the cashier looked like he was going to say something but I turned around and I was like totally "what!" and being all confrontational, and the guy was so shocked, he couldn't say anything so then I taunted him for that. I was actually quite mean :-\
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Astica on October 25, 2010, 09:59:53 AM
I was rescuing cows from a concrete fortress in the middle of the ocean. It came all the way up from the ocean floor and extended into the sky, and I had no idea how I was going to get in, but I did, I opened each cows cell and we started escaping. Thankfully the ocean had vanished by the time we left the building and it was just ground. Once we got through the doors, the cows all scattered, escaping separately, while a bunch of people started shooting at me for releasing the cows. I think some cows turned human at some point, either that or some humans showed up who weren't trying to kill me, because they helped me escape into sewer tunnels.

I love cows.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: buttercup. on October 25, 2010, 11:45:53 AM
ACT 1: Fake Dream Mother says "You know you aren't really in college, none of this counts for anything."
ACT 2: Random man asks me if I've heard of the baby diet where they have started feeding infants burned french fries. I recoil in horror.

And the other night I worked in a weird stretched out uber tourist attraction version of my old barista gig and there was this auto shop kiosk that the guys from the video game place in town worked at (no idea why) and no other than Ryan Gosling was working there and I was a bit slack jawed because uhm, hot.
I was then trying to get on a swing, decided not to because of my foot (a real life problem) and then wandered around trying to step on water balloons. I then woke up and tried to daydream Ryan Gosling onto a swing with me but it didn't work.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Goodbye-Umbrella on October 29, 2010, 03:55:10 AM
not 100% sure but while half asleep i was under the impression the dog i'm dog sitting was daniel johnston... in dog form...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on October 29, 2010, 06:37:49 AM
I had a dream last night that someone was really freaked out that I could type without looking at the keyboard.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Mr. Leave Me Alone on October 29, 2010, 04:48:43 PM
My mum had a dream a few days ago where she was being a surrogate mother for a tiger and she gave birth to all these tiger cubs and also some meatballs and an action figure sized car salesman. The car salesman started climbing up my mum's partner Mark's face and attacking him while the tiger nuzzled and breastfed the meatballs (and tiger cubs). Then the zombies were coming so they had to get into the car and the car was filled with chocolate biscuits.


My mum is crazy.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: meganpaige on October 29, 2010, 06:41:09 PM
My mum had a dream a few days ago where she was being a surrogate mother for a tiger and she gave birth to all these tiger cubs and also some meatballs and an action figure sized car salesman. The car salesman started climbing up my mum's partner Mark's face and attacking him while the tiger nuzzled and breastfed the meatballs (and tiger cubs). Then the zombies were coming so they had to get into the car and the car was filled with chocolate biscuits.


My mum is crazy.

I want to make this into a movie. Short film at the very least.

A friend told me she had a dream that I died because a plane came down and chopped my head off. She said it was actually really sad. Interesting.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CeeGBee on October 29, 2010, 07:16:40 PM
Okay, someone come up with an explanation of this.......


My former girlfriend turned into a rabbit and was hiding (not sure from what) behind my couch, then under my chair...
This being a couch and chair I don't actually recognize, but I'm certain they were mine.


huh?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: my beautiful idiot on October 29, 2010, 08:29:55 PM
Hmmm...maybe it means she's a dust bunny.  I had a rather strange dream the other night...I saw a row of umbrellas walking down a rather misty street. It looked as though people were carrying them. But no one was.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Pixie. on November 07, 2010, 04:09:57 PM
I swear most of my dreams are like those weird LSD trips in the beatles fils :P
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: absynth aura on November 07, 2010, 04:39:50 PM
I had a dream last night that the mall I work in changed into hogwarts, and everyone was letting off fireworks...

It's not weird, because I've been reading Harry Potter lately, and people are still letting off fireworks, so it makes sense. So it doesn't really belong here, but I just wanted to share.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Sarah Doll on November 09, 2010, 09:25:54 AM
Last night was just strange and properly scared me. The constant rain and wind and waking up at 5am didn't help!
I just remember:
the main plot of the dream was either a horror movie I've seen (but I haven't actually seen) or the same story another dream followed, that's happened a few times before. The 'main character' was Frankie Muniz (NO idea why! Haven't watched anything with him in it for weeks, or thought about him). Then there was me. At one point, I think Frankie became a guy from my class, to whom I confessed my love... I have no crushy feelings for him though.. The scary creature in it was a mixture between the Crypt Keeper & one of the zombies from the Walking Dead (the cut in half, crawly guy) so waking up in the dark with stormy rain outside and having to get up to go to the bathroom wasn't helped by the fact I thought that dude could be on my floor...

Shudder!! :-\
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: meganpaige on November 09, 2010, 10:22:46 AM
A couple nights ago, I dreamt I was running away from someone/something but I decided to sleep in someone's front yard and used a shrubbery as a pillow and then broke into their house to take a bath.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Breschau on November 22, 2010, 05:14:30 PM
I was dreaming that I was in bed, drifting in and out of sleep, and checking my alarm clock to see if it was time to get up yet.  Thing is, I was also drifting in and out of sleep (and that dream) for reals, and kept checking my alarm clock to see if it was time to get up yet - it really was getting close to time to get up.  Same bed, same alarm clock, no superfluous details, the two were near indistinguishable.

And the alarm clock in my dream was 15 minutes ahead of the one in real life.

Confused the fuck out of my semi-conscious mind.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CeeGBee on November 23, 2010, 12:08:33 AM
Had an extremely odd one the other night (and apparently dreamed that I posted it here)...

Reader's Digest version:
A bridge, a stream/river under the bridge, the stream/river is obstructed, there's a man with a
backhoe clearing the obstruction...
...there's a dog too close to the backhoe, and he's in some danger - I'l rescue him...
...oh look, there's THE Queen...  Apparently it's her dog (funny, I thought she had
corgis, and this is a kinda golden-retriever sorta dog)....
...and she's having a party (I guess 'cuz her dog's safe?), and there are these two
girls there and they're letting me play with their breasteses  :o
....but they're also stealing THE Queen's jewelry (which is odd, because the stuff they're
stealing is regular sorta jewelry like you could buy at the local jewelry store, not "Royal
Jewels" grade stuff).....
...and I'm helping them escape... I mean, they let me play with their breasteses, right?
....and there's this very naked very gay guy also helping, and trying to hit on me...
Dude, do you not see me playing with these amazing breasteses?


Oh, and these are girls I actually know, who don't know each other, and who I don't think
would be terribly interested in having me play with their breasteses, and I'm good with that.
NOT anyone here...
  O0
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on November 23, 2010, 02:27:42 AM
Had an extremely odd one the other night (and apparently dreamed that I posted it here)...

Reader's Digest version:
A bridge, a stream/river under the bridge, the stream/river is obstructed, there's a man with a
backhoe clearing the obstruction...
...there's a dog too close to the backhoe, and he's in some danger - I'l rescue him...
...oh look, there's THE Queen...  Apparently it's her dog (funny, I thought she had
corgis, and this is a kinda golden-retriever sorta dog)....
...and she's having a party (I guess 'cuz her dog's safe?), and there are these two
girls there and they're letting me play with their breasteses  :o
....but they're also stealing THE Queen's jewelry (which is odd, because the stuff they're
stealing is regular sorta jewelry like you could buy at the local jewelry store, not "Royal
Jewels" grade stuff).....
...and I'm helping them escape... I mean, they let me play with their breasteses, right?
....and there's this very naked very gay guy also helping, and trying to hit on me...
Dude, do you not see me playing with these amazing breasteses?


Oh, and these are girls I actually know, who don't know each other, and who I don't think
would be terribly interested in having me play with their breasteses, and I'm good with that.
NOT anyone here...
  O0

l.m.f.a.o. That is a fabulous dream.

I just woke up from dreaming that I was in the club I was in last night and it was closing so the lights were coming on and all, and there was a little thingy on my wrist that span to keep me in the room of the club that was playing the kind of music I like - so like you wore it and set it to the room you wanted and then it jiggered about with your atoms or whatever to keep you vibrating at a different speed to the people who wanted to be in a different room, so like everyone was in the same physical space but vibrating at different speeds so it was like you were somewhere else. You know? I dunno. Anyway, it started winding down and I kept clicking into the wrong rooms and hearing the last parts of all these songs I didn't like and being hit on by strange men, and then I woke up.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on November 29, 2010, 07:42:25 AM
It was all a 70s private detective movie, but with mechanical angels and magic tricks.

And this morning, when my alarm went off, I didn't wake up but instead thought I was House and started diagnosing the patient as having some terrible illness to do with very noisy weather and bells. Then I woke up a bit and was like, "Ah, here are the bells! But what about the weather??" so I went back to sleep properly, and then woke up again to check out the window at the noisy weather and see if it was killing anyone yet. It was just a bit windy. No idea what was wrong with my head.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on November 29, 2010, 08:00:00 AM
I had a dream the other day that Annalena found two used condoms and started giving out to me, saying I shouldn't have put them there. I apologised porfusely, walked away and then realised I hadn't had sex so they couldn't be mine.

That was basically it.

This morning, I woke up and my hand must have been on my face cos I just remember thinking that my face was really soft. And then I went back to sleep.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Pandora on November 29, 2010, 11:02:46 AM
It was all a 70s private detective movie, but with mechanical angels and magic tricks.

And this morning, when my alarm went off, I didn't wake up but instead thought I was House and started diagnosing the patient as having some terrible illness to do with very noisy weather and bells. Then I woke up a bit and was like, "Ah, here are the bells! But what about the weather??" so I went back to sleep properly, and then woke up again to check out the window at the noisy weather and see if it was killing anyone yet. It was just a bit windy. No idea what was wrong with my head.
I dreamt I was House once. I was trying to diagnose a really fat guy who had spontaneously combusted, but before I could reach a diagnosis, his family members came in and tried to kill the guy because they thought he was a zombie. Then I woke up. I didn't even have time to make any awesome sarcastic remarks.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on November 29, 2010, 11:05:50 AM
It was all a 70s private detective movie, but with mechanical angels and magic tricks.

And this morning, when my alarm went off, I didn't wake up but instead thought I was House and started diagnosing the patient as having some terrible illness to do with very noisy weather and bells. Then I woke up a bit and was like, "Ah, here are the bells! But what about the weather??" so I went back to sleep properly, and then woke up again to check out the window at the noisy weather and see if it was killing anyone yet. It was just a bit windy. No idea what was wrong with my head.
I dreamt I was House once. I was trying to diagnose a really fat guy who had spontaneously combusted, but before I could reach a diagnosis, his family members came in and tried to kill the guy because they thought he was a zombie. Then I woke up. I didn't even have time to make any awesome sarcastic remarks.

I didn't do anything sarcastic either, or especially witty. We should start a private society for people with similarly disappointing House dreams. Mind you, my leg did hurt, which is kind of neat.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Pandora on November 30, 2010, 08:57:43 AM
It was all a 70s private detective movie, but with mechanical angels and magic tricks.

And this morning, when my alarm went off, I didn't wake up but instead thought I was House and started diagnosing the patient as having some terrible illness to do with very noisy weather and bells. Then I woke up a bit and was like, "Ah, here are the bells! But what about the weather??" so I went back to sleep properly, and then woke up again to check out the window at the noisy weather and see if it was killing anyone yet. It was just a bit windy. No idea what was wrong with my head.
I dreamt I was House once. I was trying to diagnose a really fat guy who had spontaneously combusted, but before I could reach a diagnosis, his family members came in and tried to kill the guy because they thought he was a zombie. Then I woke up. I didn't even have time to make any awesome sarcastic remarks.

I didn't do anything sarcastic either, or especially witty. We should start a private society for people with similarly disappointing House dreams. Mind you, my leg did hurt, which is kind of neat.
Yeah we should totally start that society. I didn't even have a cane, it was so disappointing.

Anyway, last night I dreamt I jumped on Sue Sylvester's back and she took me to a house full of Arab people and I had to belly dance for them.

Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on November 30, 2010, 12:24:27 PM
I was in Lewis's house (bed) last night, and I had quite an intense sex dream LOL
I hadn't had one in ages, but since he was obviously cuddling/spooning me, he was the star.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Sarah Doll on December 07, 2010, 02:29:30 PM
I only remember ickle bits but there's been some odd ones the past few nights...
I watched Inception today so I'm expecting some confusing dreams tonight ;D
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Blue Canary on December 07, 2010, 02:57:13 PM
I had a dream that I was cuddling my douchebag co-worker. sdfkjkgjfdkgjfdssdfsdf EW. DISINFECTANT, PLEASE.  :buck2:
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on December 11, 2010, 09:49:25 AM
Had a bit of strange sex dream last night - the sex part was perfectly fine and dandy and terribly pleasant, but in the "run-up", I was showing Tim Roth my collection of spacedildos. There were some fucking spectacular dildos - every size and shape and colour you can imagine, the more bizarre the better, and they all had names. One was Meadow, it was a regular sort of dildo but was like pink and had little pictures of flowers all over it, and when you used it, it let out the smell of a summer meadow. One of them had knee-rests so you could "be on top" hands-free. Another one was bright lime green and had the dildo part and then two long wires with little sort of nozzles at the end of them that you attached to your nipples and then they'd vibrate. There were more, a lot more, but I think you get the picture xD Anyway, I was showing Tim Roth around them all and he was like massively aroused and confused. Then I played with his nipples with a little thin one - I think it was meant for clit stuff or something - and then we had some crazy-dirty sex.

EDIT- I just realised this page is number 69 - seems appropriate xD
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CeeGBee on December 11, 2010, 12:08:57 PM
Um...  Indja dear, while I don't spend a lot of time there, I believe my local shoppe
carries something approximating that hands-free device you described...  Dunno if
such things exist in your country (heck, they might be illegal, noting the sorts of
laws one occasionally sees in this area).... but they DO exist.

(Oh, and if you get one, wouldja mind not telling me about it?  Thx!  O0 )
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on December 12, 2010, 07:02:03 AM
I had a dream last night that Siobhan never actually died. She showed up somewhere, wondering why everyone was so shocked to see her.

Not looking forward to the funeral.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on January 04, 2011, 02:44:10 PM
I've had so many fucking BONKERS dreams of late I can't even begin to relate them xD Rest assured, they were fabulous.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Pandora on January 04, 2011, 04:35:47 PM
I've had so many fucking BONKERS dreams of late I can't even begin to relate them xD Rest assured, they were fabulous.
I totally believe that. Your dreams are always among the most fascinating in this thread :P You are the Dream Queen :P
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on January 04, 2011, 04:38:09 PM
I've had so many fucking BONKERS dreams of late I can't even begin to relate them xD Rest assured, they were fabulous.
I totally believe that. Your dreams are always among the most fascinating in this thread :P You are the Dream Queen :P

If I wasn't so very attached to my current name, I would totally change my name to The Dream Queen xD And "fascinating" could well fast become a euphemism for "fucking weird" :D
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: buttercup. on January 06, 2011, 10:44:08 AM
So I had an epically long dream I can't remember most of.

But at the end bits I was newly pregnant, contemplating the status of the fetus. I saw Amanda Palmer on stage and she announced she too was pregnant, but had decided to give into evil and submit to demonic will.
She sent all us fans out to get her 'supplies'. We went to Demonic Walmart (which was briefly called Howard Johnsons before turning into Demonic scrambled letters) and the drug section was filled with arsenic & other deadly things. I bought arsenic tablets and a big knife.
I met my boyfriend in line (all the other customers were buying cigarettes) and he had this big metal sheet. He was all adorable, of course, while I was panicking at how to tell him he had knocked me up. I kept hinting. He didn't get it.

The end.   
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Cirque on January 06, 2011, 12:54:25 PM
wow, I had a dream I watched a porno with him in it
(http://im.rediff.com/movies/2005/aug/05jay1.jpg)
Don't remember much of it aside from another guy getting off on his face.

Oh porn dreams...you're just new
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: meganpaige on January 06, 2011, 02:03:59 PM
So I had an epically long dream I can't remember most of.

But at the end bits I was newly pregnant, contemplating the status of the fetus. I saw Amanda Palmer on stage and she announced she too was pregnant, but had decided to give into evil and submit to demonic will.
She sent all us fans out to get her 'supplies'. We went to Demonic Walmart (which was briefly called Howard Johnsons before turning into Demonic scrambled letters) and the drug section was filled with arsenic & other deadly things. I bought arsenic tablets and a big knife.
I met my boyfriend in line (all the other customers were buying cigarettes) and he had this big metal sheet. He was all adorable, of course, while I was panicking at how to tell him he had knocked me up. I kept hinting. He didn't get it.

The end.   

Pregnancy usually signals something new coming, not really a baby, though. Since our darling AFP just got hitched, I'm guessing that's where she comes in. Maybe there's something waiting for you in the future but you're apprehensive toward it (i.e. this moving thing, perhaps)?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Blue Canary on January 06, 2011, 07:57:22 PM
So I had an epically long dream I can't remember most of.

But at the end bits I was newly pregnant, contemplating the status of the fetus. I saw Amanda Palmer on stage and she announced she too was pregnant, but had decided to give into evil and submit to demonic will.
She sent all us fans out to get her 'supplies'. We went to Demonic Walmart (which was briefly called Howard Johnsons before turning into Demonic scrambled letters) and the drug section was filled with arsenic & other deadly things. I bought arsenic tablets and a big knife.
I met my boyfriend in line (all the other customers were buying cigarettes) and he had this big metal sheet. He was all adorable, of course, while I was panicking at how to tell him he had knocked me up. I kept hinting. He didn't get it.

The end.   

Oh, pregnancy dreams. :p I haven't had one of those in a long time.
That sounds like Rosemary's Baby. hahahaha

I had a dream that Neil Patrick Harris was in one season of Kids in the Hall, but he never told me personally and it really upset me for some reason and he had to apologize.
Wat.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: buttercup. on January 08, 2011, 11:48:19 AM
Had another weird one the other night.

I dreamed that I was out with James & Lindsey, and my mother was around. We went to the bar and even thought I hadn't eaten or drank anything for a while, I decided to have a shot of vodka.
I woke up in another room, somewhere I didn't know, with my mom standing over me all pissed. I confessed I had blacked out after only one shot.
My mother told me she was disappointed in me, and said she was quitting being my mother. 

So then I'm dressed in a 1950s dress on a cruise ship with my new mom, Joan Allen (circa Pleasantville), and I may have a sister, I don't remember. We're in the guest lobby, waiting to be shown to our rooms, when this nerdy (also 50s dressed) guy comes out to give us a tour. He starts hitting on me, and he's pretty cute, but I act all shy.

And then, James comes out, in the CUTEST OLIVE GREEN 50s SUIT EVER!!!!! And horn rimmed glasses! And a 50s hat! OMG.
And we start DANCING.
And the geeky host guy slinks away all depressed.
And I ask my scary William H. Macy-esque father if I can go out with James for the day, and for how long, and he oddly responds "Well, we'll be traveling for 10 hours everyday with a 6 minute layover."
I wasn't sure what that meant, or where we were going. But I asked again how long we could be together for the day, and my "mother" told me they'd let me know.
I almost told her to call my cellphone, rethought it, and said to call me over the intercom. You know, I thought it'd be weird to be text someone in the 1950s.
She nodded and said, "Now sweetie, if James gets too rough, remember, all women have claws."

The dream ended, because my dogs started barking, but that last sentence really stuck with me. all women have claws.
She said it so oddly too.
Hrm.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on January 08, 2011, 11:55:28 AM
So last night I dreamt I was shopping with my friends in Manchester and we went into a store and Henry Holland was stood at the back of the shop. I frickin' looooove Henry Holland. He is awesome. But, I was way too nervous to go talk to him because I didn't want to sound like a freaky crazy freak fan, so I just turned to one of my friends and said, "Omfg, it's Henry Holland - I frickin' looooove Henry Holland. He's awesome." My friend turned to me and lo and behold, it was Agyness Deyn, who I also love. (For them's what don't know, Agyness Deyn is a model who does, or at least did, a lot of work with Henry Holland - they're pretty good chums, by all accounts.) Anyway, she was like, "...so?" which made me feel bad because she's way more famous than me and it made me wish I knew both her and Henry Holland.


I also had some very strange half-dreams while I was trying to wake up that involved Oscar ceremonies and some very nice shoes. It was a bit rubbish waking up and finding that I wasn't actually a famous film-maker with very nice shoes.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: slyvia k on January 13, 2011, 08:14:33 AM
i dreamt i met lady gaga. actually, it was supposed to be a sort of ski-resort (but really, it was MY house!), and there were lots of fans, and she passed by me and i was like ''can i give you my drawings'' but she told me i couldn't. then i find out there was a ''meet n greet'' table, so i'm in queue, and i'm almost there to meet her, only one person in front of me, and she goes away.
and then i had to leave this place, with my family, and we took a big, OPEN AIR airplane. so scary.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: imaginary friend on January 17, 2011, 05:41:32 PM
total Cthulhu dream 2 nights ago.

totally lucid, too. woke up twice, then fell asleep and re-entered right where I left off.

 :glasses9:

#@!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: schizofrenetic on January 18, 2011, 05:25:55 PM
Am I the only one who has had a sex dream where you wake up humping your body pillow?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: imaginary friend on January 18, 2011, 11:25:26 PM
you could be the only person here who owns a body pillow.

#@!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Agonistes on January 19, 2011, 11:14:30 AM
i've waked up humping my bedpartner, pillows, the dog, etc.  my cat generally avoids me when i shift into REM.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on January 19, 2011, 08:03:27 PM
^Didn't we have a conversation about me sleeping in your bed among the girlfriend, the dog and the cat? Cos you never mentioned humping. I think I may have to draw a line o.O
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Agonistes on January 20, 2011, 11:53:48 AM
^Didn't we have a conversation about me sleeping in your bed among the girlfriend, the dog and the cat? Cos you never mentioned humping. I think I may have to draw a line o.O
just make sure someone is between us.  of course then you run the risk of being flopped on by suzy.  she's a flopper.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on January 20, 2011, 01:46:43 PM
^Didn't we have a conversation about me sleeping in your bed among the girlfriend, the dog and the cat? Cos you never mentioned humping. I think I may have to draw a line o.O
just make sure someone is between us.  of course then you run the risk of being flopped on by suzy.  she's a flopper.

Flopper>humper :D

I dreamt last night that I was out with my sister and we were sitting on one of the sofas in my favourite pub having a cuddle because I miss her, and then she started saying really mean homophobic things to me and being nasty about my sexuality. I told her that the reason she's the only family member I've come out to is that she's the most open-minded and lovely about these things, and that I was really upset, but she wouldn't stop. When I woke up, I was actually honestly upset about it and felt like I didn't ever want to speak to her again. Must Facebook her and tell her I love her so I can remind myself that it was all a dream xD
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: my beautiful idiot on January 20, 2011, 11:02:40 PM
The other day I had a dream that I was in a supermarket, in the dessert aisle. They had an assortment of items and I was busy stocking up. I turned around at Matt Smith as Doctor Who was there. So I asked him, "should I make a cake or cupcakes?" And he said, "cupcakes!" The way he said it sounded quite adorable, and I gave him a hug to thank him.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Blue Canary on January 26, 2011, 11:47:55 PM
My friend said that she had a dream that she was talking to Jason Webley via AIM about the concert she went to with me, and he asked what I wanted for Christmas.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on January 27, 2011, 12:29:05 PM
Dreamt the other night that I was in a forest talking to Alan Tudyk, and I suddenly realised that if I looked away from him then like the world would end, so I had to keep eye-contact, and then there was all this really interesting crap going on that I wasn't allowed to look at. At one point, I was like, "Alan, is that a bear? Is that a fucking bear? Cos I fucking love bears, and if I'm missing a bear then I will be mightily displeased" xD
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: buttercup. on January 28, 2011, 10:53:32 AM
I had a dream that I went to my old job to go on the internets, and I went online to the Shadowbox (wow) and I saw that my boyfriend's ex (and best friend, I guess, should be mentioned) had joined the board. And she had already posted 428 times.
This is pretty interesting psychologically.
She claimed her 'best friend' had made her join.
And then she said something about being as awesome as salty almonds.

I'm allergic to almonds.

And she had a picture wearing a crown and pink fairywings as her avatar.
which I don't think she'd ever be caught dead in.


I was upset she'd joined the board because I wouldn't be able to say annnnyything about James or personal about me without her telling him.
And then I felt like he was spying on me.
In a very obvious manner.
I mean he could just go on his computer, I'm all logged on there already, and snoop around undetected.
But no, dream him sent dream friend to join the board.

I told my mother and she (the apathetic prone to boredom version of my mother that often visits my dreams) just went "hmm" and nodded and ignored me.


and then she sold my computer for $82 dollars. 
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on February 01, 2011, 10:40:17 PM
I just woke up from a dream that I didn't realise until I woke up but I had it a few nights ago as well, but with some differences.

Both of them started with me going to France by accident, and going to see a football match, but I was so tired that I just fell asleep and ended up wrapped round Zola's legs by the bench. I don't know why Zola was on the team, or why he was on the bench, but he was. We had a little chat when I woke up, and then I got up and realised I was late for my school trip - I was still in A Level in this dream, btw. It was trip organised by my French teacher every year, but it had nothing to do with French - we were going to visit this place in Nottingham that had a really big Medieval fair for Hallowe'en. My other French teacher said that the first one just organised it because she digs the costumes and thinks it's a riot xD Before going to the town, we had a sort of Power Point thing in the lecture theatre of the local secondary school, which was called something like Wycliffe Grove School - the town was called Wycliffe Grove. There was a big old Medieval tower just outside of Wycliffe Grove, in the forest, called Bannard's Gate. No idea why it was called "gate" when it's a tower, but there you go. Anyway, after the talk - which was I think about the history of the place, but I wasn't listening - we went to the fair. The first time I had this dream, I walked around on my own just checking out the Medieval/Hallowe'en costumes and the stalls and stuff like that. This time, I was walking with Nicholas and we were looking for something, but I don't know what. Some of the "devils" were trying to pester us, but I was all sophisticated and "oh hells no" and they stopped xD Then we saw a really really fat guy dressed as a Viking, and I said to Nicholas, "Hey, it's your boyfriend!" and he didn't laugh and I felt really guilty and awkward. Anyway, eventually we found a group of people to talk to who all looked like people I know but sort of jumbled up. They were all very very nice, but I don't remember if they helped us find our thing.

At this point, I had a bit of dream tacked onto the end which wasn't in the first one at all - the first one just finished with me chowing down some Medieval food at this fair and worrying because I'd dropped some on my dress. But this time I had a really weird moment at the end where I was back at home, with Nicholas, explaining how I really missed our school trips to Wycliffe Grove's Hallowe'en Fair. Then I realised that he didn't go to my school, and I couldn't think how I could have made it up that he was there. I panicked a bit then, and woke up.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on February 01, 2011, 10:41:33 PM
OK double post I know but out of curiousity I typed "Wycliffe Grove" into Google and IT'S A PLACE IN NOTTINGHAM WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK :o
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Blue Canary on February 01, 2011, 11:14:48 PM
Then we saw a really really fat guy dressed as a Viking, and I said to Nicholas, "Hey, it's your boyfriend!" and he didn't laugh and I felt really guilty and awkward.
That was my favorite part.  ;D
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on February 02, 2011, 12:23:05 AM
^I'm personally still amused by the fact I managed to *accidentally* go to France xD
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CottonCandy on February 02, 2011, 04:14:53 AM
I had two weird dreams tonight!

In first one, somehow Jake Gyllenhaal was like, friend of the family and we were going on some sort of a trip with mine and his family, and by accident we were put in the same room. In the dream I was single, and my sister was telling me that even if I want to get into his pants, please don't dress sluttily to bed, because that would just look bad. Unfortunately it never got to the point when I was actually in the same room with Mr. Gyllenhaal, boo.

In the second dream, I had gotten married to someone (who, as far as I am aware wasn't my real-life boyfriend nor the celebrity from the previous dream), but right after the wedding before we had finished the honeymoon trip, we died of a sudden illness of some sort. While this happened, though, I found out that he actually had a whole other life with wife and kids, so I didn't know if our marriage was valid or not. Obviously I felt really strange, didn't know if I should feel angry or sad, didn't know if I should call myself a widow or not, and ended up wandering on the aisles of this huge supermarket, just putting anything and everything in the trolley.

I bet freud would have a field day with these!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: theseeker on February 09, 2011, 11:11:38 PM
I basically only remember nightmares. I don't think I've ever woken up from a "good dream." But most of mine are significantly less gory/terrifying these days, thank gawsh.

I think I forgot 50% of this ^^  So in my dream I was having a flute lesson, and my joints got really really stiff. I couldn't play a phrase (I'm 87% sure we were playing "Turkey in the Straw," which I played in 3rd grade  :D), so my flute teacher told me to walk home (...lots of miles...). I was walking on the highway, and met Amanda Palmer (YAYYYYY. Except NOOOOOOO. Because no one I like is ever nice when I'm asleep.), who way tall, with upsetting eyebrows. She told me that I had taken her ukukele, and I had to give it back. All that I had was my flute. I then threw up and fell of a significantly high bridge. Wooooo. Uhm. I'm pretty sure someone punched me and someone bought me a smoothie earlier, but I don't know when...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: my beautiful idiot on February 10, 2011, 08:13:34 AM
I had a dream last night that took place in a warehouse. Well, it was converted into a place for a party. I had gone with a few people and had been a few places before going to the party, but I can't remember where. The party had started to die down after a few hours, and we were about to go when a huge set piece was rolled in plus a gigantic green screen. I looked over and saw a rather tall gentleman with a few camera men and some crew members.

Suddenly I realized it was Matt Smith, as he was wearing his signature Doctor suit! He had been at the party the entire time and they were going to start shooting a scene for Doctor Who. They sectioned off a little section for Arthur (Rory) and Matt (The Doctor) to do their scene. But we all could stand and watch. I don't know which episode they were filming, although I could hear Matt (as the Doctor) talk about weeping angels. Then there was some exploding lights effects and they moved the screen and pulled the set piece out.

After that, they brought out this enclosed gymnasium thing. Matt was now strapped into some safety gear and he was dressed in a t shirt and some shorts. They had him running up and down this thing, jumping and twirling. They were taking pictures of him as he was landing jumps and flopping on his stomach.

Overall, pretty interesting dream!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: meganpaige on February 10, 2011, 12:02:23 PM
I was running away from one of my bosses, except I was on grounds at my other job. And it was dark. And apparently I was a thief.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: theseeker on February 14, 2011, 12:11:51 AM
My mom stabbed me to death.

She had awful aim, though. Half the time she was just getting my arms and shit.  :) i'm normal
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Blue Canary on February 15, 2011, 11:25:16 PM
I had a dream the other night that Randy and I had a nice cuddle on a couch above a Japanese grocery store.  :-\
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on February 17, 2011, 09:44:00 AM
My one last night was huge and epic, and while I feel I should apologise for writing it out as fully as I can because I suspect it's going to be huge, fuck it - it was a stonking good dream and I want you all to know about it xD

It started in a bar here in Belfast called Filthy McNasty's, only it was only part Filthy's - the rest was the Oakwood, my pub at home. Anyway, I was so excited I was practically wetting myself because the Connells were coming to play a charity gig there that night. I was there really early with a few friends of mine and we were sitting around chatting to the roadies and the techies and stuff while they set up. My friend Joe, who did the sound at my three gigs, was doing the sound that night too, and it was really nice to see him again xD Anyway, the band showed up for their soundcheck and I was sat right near the stage and was like tapping my friend Alison - who for some reason had bleached blonde hair and sunglasses on - and telling her that this was going to be awesome and how cool is it that even though they don't tour any more, the Connells somehow found their way to Derbyshire/Belfast to play for us. But then the soundcheck was awful. Like really, really bad - it wasn't the band, it was the mix, like the drums were drowning everything out and you couldn't hear the lead vocals at all. The singer was trying to get Joe's attention and tell him what to do, but Joe couldn't hear him and was panicking because he couldn't figure out what went wrong. Then I shouted out to him because I knew his name and the singer didn't, and then they sorted it out (kind of), but then the next band that were playing wanted to soundcheck so they decided they'd just have to play the gig and hope for the best. As they were walking offstage, Alison was like, "...so that's this band you've been spazzing about for so long?" and I was really giddy despite the fact it had been a bit rubbish and I was like, "They're awesome! ...usually. I realise that this didn't leave the best impression, but trust me - they're actually really good!"

Then I left the pub because I had to go to Quaker Summer School, which was being held in the vineyard from the last season of Buffy for some reason. It wasn't evil though, it was full of Quakers xD And I was on the staff, and so was Benedict Cumberbatch who had sort of taken on the role of Tim (do we all remember Tim? Tim is perfect and I love him very very much :) ). He had a wife called Molly who he was estranged from, and was really upset about not being allowed to see his son. Anyway, we were sort of going about our usual Summer Schooly things, which included getting what are called Secret Friends. Basically, a Secret Friend is someone who picked your name out of a hat and spends the week being nice to you anonymously. That can be anything from sending people to give you hugs, to getting/making you little presents to send you through other people, to asking the staff to let your table go up first for dinner and get second helpings of pudding or whatever. It's my very favourite part of Summer School, because everyone has one and it means that no matter what you feel like someone's being lovely to you all week - it's really good for like first year kids who might feel a bit lonely or strange or whatever, and it gets you right into the feel of Summer School really fast.

But this is a tangent. My friend Shadi gave me a present from my SF, and I was like pretty certain that she was really my SF and was pulling a double bluff - this happens really quite a lot, especially if your SF is someone you already know really well and is highly amusing xD I was spending quite a lot of time with Benedict/Tim, sort of flirting but not in a tedious sticky way, just like holding hands every so often or at one point he stole a book I was reading and we had a little mini-wrestle over it. He felt very nice through his clothes :) And also smelt delicious, which I think is like a law for people I fancy in dreams... But then this woman turned up who was I think a journalist or something and she was like analysing all our behaviours and stuff and wanted to write a report on it, but she was blatantly against us and was twisting everything to make us sound like a cult or something. Then I was talking to Ally - not the previous Alison, a different one - who asked me for a smoke, to which I pointed at my nicotine patch and was like, "Sorry, I'm quitting - you'll have to ask someone else". She was very nice about it, but I was the only person who used to smoke and there wasn't anyone else to ask, so she was in a bit of a grumpy mood despite herself. Then the journalist woman was talking to her and like saying she wasn't setting an example to the kids by smoking, which really upset her because doing right by the kids is really important for us all. So I was pissed at the journalist for upsetting Ally anyway, and she'd upset a lot of people in the same sort of way. Then I got this massive wooden box full of stuff from my SF, and Shadi was like grinning at me when she told me so I knew that it was her, and we had a massive hug and I opened it to find that it was full of all these books that I'd not read since I was young and that I really loved, and like my favourite kind of biscuit and stuff. I was sitting on the floor going through it while I heard the journalist talking to Benedict/Tim and she was saying all this crap about how if Molly wasn't going to let him see his kid then it must be for a reason, and maybe he's just a shit father and stuff. Then she nodded at me, and was like, "And I think the less said about that whole business the better - she's only a year older than some of the kids here, it's frankly a little disturbing". This upset me no end, as I'm sure you can imagine, so I said without looking up, "And what exactly do you mean by that, bitch?"

Once I'd said that, I realised I'd made a horrible mistake because she was actually like from the government or something and was trying to shut us down, and by insulting her I'd given her more than enough ammunition to do it. So Alison, me, Benedict/Tim and the rest of the staff decided to run for it and take the kids with us to my auntie's house - which is in Scotland irl, but was only like a walk across the moors away in the dream. The rest of the staff bundled the kids up in a hurry, explaining that they were going somewhere safe, and Benedict/Tim and I were left to clean up. We made out instead, but in a sort of sad way because he was starting to think that maybe he ought to try harder to make things right with Molly - even though I'm pretty sure she was a total cow - and be there for his son and stuff, so I was worried he'd leave me and it'd be awful. Then I left first, and on the way I turned back to see the place was surrounded by government officials, and Benedict/Tim was still in there. So I got to my auntie's house, and she told me that she'd sent the rest of the Summer School people to Winston's house. I think she meant Winston Churchill. But anyway, it was a really safe place and he was a very good man and would look after them, and her and my cousin Hesther were packing to go and meet them there. I was going to go with them, and then I got really fucking angry and decided that no, fuck the government, we were good people and we ought to stand and fight for ourselves. I also really needed to go back to make sure Benedict/Tim was alright, so I demanded that we go back for him.

We set off from the house in armour made of cricket pads and skate pads and wrist gurds, and we didn't have any weapons because we're pacifists but we had these standards covered in ribbons that whipped about in the wind on the moors. And we marched down to the vineyard with me at the front feeling like Joan of Arc, and like managed to fight our way through without actually hurting anybody. Once we got in, we set it up like a seige, and then I realised I hadn't seen Benedict/Tim anywhere and panicked. I ran down into the lower levels of the cellars and stuff, and found him all covered in blood and broken and awful lying in my box of lovely stuff. He said that he wanted to be close to me because he thought he was going to die, so I kissed him and told him not be stupid, he'd be fine. Then Ally ran in saying that not only were the government cars leaving, but they'd left cigarettes so she was puffing away quite happily. Then I realised I needed to change my patch, and Benedict/Tim pulled the old one off very slowly and gently and made me love him very very much for it. Aaaand then I woke up.

Christ, that was a bit long, wasn't it? It's a good'un though xD
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: slyvia k on February 20, 2011, 09:13:16 AM
i dreamt that my girlfriend told me she never wanted to see me again, that it would never work out, etc...
and then after a bit i also got an email from my best friend saying she wasn't going to be my friend anymore..
i don't remember all the details, but it was really harsh!
fear of abandon?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on February 20, 2011, 05:19:57 PM
My one last night was huge and epic, and while I feel I should apologise for writing it out as fully as I can because I suspect it's going to be huge, fuck it - it was a stonking good dream and I want you all to know about it xD

It started in a bar here in Belfast called Filthy McNasty's, only it was only part Filthy's - the rest was the Oakwood, my pub at home. Anyway, I was so excited I was practically wetting myself because the Connells were coming to play a charity gig there that night. I was there really early with a few friends of mine and we were sitting around chatting to the roadies and the techies and stuff while they set up. My friend Joe, who did the sound at my three gigs, was doing the sound that night too, and it was really nice to see him again xD Anyway, the band showed up for their soundcheck and I was sat right near the stage and was like tapping my friend Alison - who for some reason had bleached blonde hair and sunglasses on - and telling her that this was going to be awesome and how cool is it that even though they don't tour any more, the Connells somehow found their way to Derbyshire/Belfast to play for us. But then the soundcheck was awful. Like really, really bad - it wasn't the band, it was the mix, like the drums were drowning everything out and you couldn't hear the lead vocals at all. The singer was trying to get Joe's attention and tell him what to do, but Joe couldn't hear him and was panicking because he couldn't figure out what went wrong. Then I shouted out to him because I knew his name and the singer didn't, and then they sorted it out (kind of), but then the next band that were playing wanted to soundcheck so they decided they'd just have to play the gig and hope for the best. As they were walking offstage, Alison was like, "...so that's this band you've been spazzing about for so long?" and I was really giddy despite the fact it had been a bit rubbish and I was like, "They're awesome! ...usually. I realise that this didn't leave the best impression, but trust me - they're actually really good!"

Then I left the pub because I had to go to Quaker Summer School, which was being held in the vineyard from the last season of Buffy for some reason. It wasn't evil though, it was full of Quakers xD And I was on the staff, and so was Benedict Cumberbatch who had sort of taken on the role of Tim (do we all remember Tim? Tim is perfect and I love him very very much :) ). He had a wife called Molly who he was estranged from, and was really upset about not being allowed to see his son. Anyway, we were sort of going about our usual Summer Schooly things, which included getting what are called Secret Friends. Basically, a Secret Friend is someone who picked your name out of a hat and spends the week being nice to you anonymously. That can be anything from sending people to give you hugs, to getting/making you little presents to send you through other people, to asking the staff to let your table go up first for dinner and get second helpings of pudding or whatever. It's my very favourite part of Summer School, because everyone has one and it means that no matter what you feel like someone's being lovely to you all week - it's really good for like first year kids who might feel a bit lonely or strange or whatever, and it gets you right into the feel of Summer School really fast.

But this is a tangent. My friend Shadi gave me a present from my SF, and I was like pretty certain that she was really my SF and was pulling a double bluff - this happens really quite a lot, especially if your SF is someone you already know really well and is highly amusing xD I was spending quite a lot of time with Benedict/Tim, sort of flirting but not in a tedious sticky way, just like holding hands every so often or at one point he stole a book I was reading and we had a little mini-wrestle over it. He felt very nice through his clothes :) And also smelt delicious, which I think is like a law for people I fancy in dreams... But then this woman turned up who was I think a journalist or something and she was like analysing all our behaviours and stuff and wanted to write a report on it, but she was blatantly against us and was twisting everything to make us sound like a cult or something. Then I was talking to Ally - not the previous Alison, a different one - who asked me for a smoke, to which I pointed at my nicotine patch and was like, "Sorry, I'm quitting - you'll have to ask someone else". She was very nice about it, but I was the only person who used to smoke and there wasn't anyone else to ask, so she was in a bit of a grumpy mood despite herself. Then the journalist woman was talking to her and like saying she wasn't setting an example to the kids by smoking, which really upset her because doing right by the kids is really important for us all. So I was pissed at the journalist for upsetting Ally anyway, and she'd upset a lot of people in the same sort of way. Then I got this massive wooden box full of stuff from my SF, and Shadi was like grinning at me when she told me so I knew that it was her, and we had a massive hug and I opened it to find that it was full of all these books that I'd not read since I was young and that I really loved, and like my favourite kind of biscuit and stuff. I was sitting on the floor going through it while I heard the journalist talking to Benedict/Tim and she was saying all this crap about how if Molly wasn't going to let him see his kid then it must be for a reason, and maybe he's just a shit father and stuff. Then she nodded at me, and was like, "And I think the less said about that whole business the better - she's only a year older than some of the kids here, it's frankly a little disturbing". This upset me no end, as I'm sure you can imagine, so I said without looking up, "And what exactly do you mean by that, bitch?"

Once I'd said that, I realised I'd made a horrible mistake because she was actually like from the government or something and was trying to shut us down, and by insulting her I'd given her more than enough ammunition to do it. So Alison, me, Benedict/Tim and the rest of the staff decided to run for it and take the kids with us to my auntie's house - which is in Scotland irl, but was only like a walk across the moors away in the dream. The rest of the staff bundled the kids up in a hurry, explaining that they were going somewhere safe, and Benedict/Tim and I were left to clean up. We made out instead, but in a sort of sad way because he was starting to think that maybe he ought to try harder to make things right with Molly - even though I'm pretty sure she was a total cow - and be there for his son and stuff, so I was worried he'd leave me and it'd be awful. Then I left first, and on the way I turned back to see the place was surrounded by government officials, and Benedict/Tim was still in there. So I got to my auntie's house, and she told me that she'd sent the rest of the Summer School people to Winston's house. I think she meant Winston Churchill. But anyway, it was a really safe place and he was a very good man and would look after them, and her and my cousin Hesther were packing to go and meet them there. I was going to go with them, and then I got really fucking angry and decided that no, fuck the government, we were good people and we ought to stand and fight for ourselves. I also really needed to go back to make sure Benedict/Tim was alright, so I demanded that we go back for him.

We set off from the house in armour made of cricket pads and skate pads and wrist gurds, and we didn't have any weapons because we're pacifists but we had these standards covered in ribbons that whipped about in the wind on the moors. And we marched down to the vineyard with me at the front feeling like Joan of Arc, and like managed to fight our way through without actually hurting anybody. Once we got in, we set it up like a seige, and then I realised I hadn't seen Benedict/Tim anywhere and panicked. I ran down into the lower levels of the cellars and stuff, and found him all covered in blood and broken and awful lying in my box of lovely stuff. He said that he wanted to be close to me because he thought he was going to die, so I kissed him and told him not be stupid, he'd be fine. Then Ally ran in saying that not only were the government cars leaving, but they'd left cigarettes so she was puffing away quite happily. Then I realised I needed to change my patch, and Benedict/Tim pulled the old one off very slowly and gently and made me love him very very much for it. Aaaand then I woke up.

Christ, that was a bit long, wasn't it? It's a good'un though xD

Holy shit. I want more dreams like this.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on February 20, 2011, 06:00:53 PM
^I fucking know right xD

Last night, unsurprisingly given the amount of day-dreaming I'd been doing about Tim and my farm in the Lakes, etc, etc, I dreamt that I'd married Tim and had twin babies with him, one girl and one boy, and both were ginger. It was another epically long one, where we went to visit family and the kids turned out to be like psychic and stuff, but mainly what I remember is dressing the twins up as pirates and myself and Tim as sea-monsters and chasing them all round the house - like out the front door, down the ginnel into the back garden, in the back door and out the front again. It was hilariously good fun, and every so often Tim and I would slow down in the ginnel so we could have a quick snog before carrying on with the game xD We also went to the beach.

It made me sad to wake up :(
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on February 20, 2011, 06:25:25 PM
^ I have dreams like that too sometimes. I makes me very depressed when I wake up and realize that it was only a dream.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: imaginary friend on February 20, 2011, 08:58:11 PM
i dreamt that my girlfriend told me she never wanted to see me again, that it would never work out, etc...
and then after a bit i also got an email from my best friend saying she wasn't going to be my friend anymore..
i don't remember all the details, but it was really harsh!
fear of abandon?

that or you shouldn't eat pizza right before you go to sleep.

#@!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on February 20, 2011, 09:51:09 PM
URGH. I just woke up drenched in sweat and screaming from a nightmare. I haven't had a nightmare in ages :'( But this one, I was in a cafe with my friends, and there was something really wrong with the waitress - she was old, but it wasn't that, and she was German, but it wasn't that either, there was something really dark and hideous going on with her. The sea was outside, which was putting me on edge anyway, and the rest of the cafe was empty except for the same man over and over sitting at different seats. Like not all the seats, just there was about five of him scattered through the place, and he never seemed to move. So my friends were trying to order food, but the food was all German and we didn't know what it was, so I asked for what I thought was strudel but it was actually like mayonaisse and glittery pasta, and my friends all made much the same mistake, and the waitress was getting pissed off because we kept adding things to the order, and then when she went into the back she muttered, "She'll be making Coke next" and I realised that she had something awful trapped in the back room and she was torturing it to make the food - not sure how this worked, but it was enough to terrify me enough to start trying to scream, but I couldn't and the lights had gone out and the sea was getting louder, and then the door to the back room opened and the waitress was coming towards me, when I finally managed to shout loud enough to wake myself up.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Savannah on March 04, 2011, 01:43:11 PM
I get so very tired that i sleep like a dead, either i can't remember them or i can't dream  :-\ I missed my dreams, even the nighmares.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: theseeker on March 06, 2011, 11:53:02 AM
^In a way, that's a good thing for me. I used to have nightmares every night, and be terrified about them even during the day. Now, I only dream twice a week. One's  a bad nightmare, but the other's just mildly funny and a bit confusing.

Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on March 06, 2011, 01:13:08 PM
I dreamt my dog could talk last night. She was remarkably erudite.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CeeGBee on March 06, 2011, 02:19:01 PM
I dreamt my dog could talk last night. She was remarkably erudite.
You mean you dreamt you could understand your most-erudite dog's speech...

Not his/her fault you're dense when you're awake.




I know I had a very odd dream myself last night, but only recall bits and pieces,
and not well enough to describe.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: theseeker on March 08, 2011, 10:23:03 PM
Last night I had a dream that I was performing CPR on someone I miss. I broke their sternum and it sucked. I'm pretty sure their lung got puntured and it was awful.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: my beautiful idiot on March 21, 2011, 09:41:20 PM
^ that sounds awful! :( thank goodness it was just a dream.

The other night I had a dream about above ground subway systems in my neighborhood. Then I was at a party where I got a kiss from David Tennant. Don't ask me why he was there, I couldn't tell you!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on March 21, 2011, 09:54:42 PM
I've had some weeeeeird dreams lately. Mostly when I'm with L lol

I had one where this guy I vaguely know broke up with his girlfriend, who is a friend of L's. The next day, he actually got a text from her saying they'd broken up. That was weird.

I had another one where I was in the FBI and we were doing this like bust or something, but it was really badly organised. I didn't have enough handcuffs and then there were no cars to put the criminals in. I was really scared they'd hurt me cos I'm very little and they were very big.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CeeGBee on March 21, 2011, 11:47:18 PM
I guess you'd better go get yourself some new handcuffs, eh?   ^-^
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on March 21, 2011, 11:59:59 PM
I guess you'd better go get yourself some new handcuffs, eh?   ^-^

haha I'm sure they'll come in handy sometime :D
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: The Angel Raliel on March 22, 2011, 02:59:29 PM
wierdly had a dream last night of pulling something akin to a silk leek from a protusion on my arm...
also discussing with someone how long it would take a rather heaving pile of maggots to clean a rabbit skeleton
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on March 22, 2011, 03:07:51 PM
^...gross.

Last night I dreamt I was in the bar on Babylon 5. The night before that, I was on the Millenium Falcon. I have to stop watching so much sci-fi o.O
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: meganpaige on March 22, 2011, 03:14:40 PM
Last night I had some crazy dream where I was living somewhere else with my 2 cats and Black Magic was still alive, but all of a sudden I had way more cats than just the two, but all the cats were tabby (like Stripes) and black (like Magic) except for two that weren't cats at all; they were a penguin and a raccoon.

Cat - To see a cat in your dream, symbolizes an independent spirit, feminine sexuality, creativity, and power. It also represents misfortune and bad luck. The dream symbol has different significance depending on whether you are a cat lover or not. The cat could indicate that someone is being deceitful or treacherous toward you. If the cat is aggressive, then it suggests that you are having problems with the feminine aspect of yourself. If you are afraid of the cat in your dream, then it suggests that you are fearful of the feminine. The dream may be a metaphor for "cattiness" or someone who is "catty" and malicious. If you see a cat with no tail, then it signifies a loss of independence and lack of autonomy.

To see a black cat in your dream, indicates that you are experiencing some fear in using your psychic abilities and believing in your intuition. You may erroneously associate the black cat with evil, destruction, and bad luck. In particular, if the black cat is biting, clawing or attacking you, then the dream means that you must acknowledge what your intuition is trying to tell you. You can no longer ignore it. Do not be afraid to face the situation. If you see a white cat, then it denotes difficult times.

Penguin - To see a penguin in your dream, signifies that your problems are not as serious as you may think. It serves as a reminder for you to keep your cool and remain level-headed. Alternatively, seeing a penguin in your dream suggests that you are being weighed down by your emotions or by a negative situation. You need to find some balance and inner harmony.

Raccoon - To see a raccoon in your dream, signifies deceit and thievery. You are not being completely honest in some situation. Alternatively, the dream suggests that you are hiding something. You are keeping a secret.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CeeGBee on March 22, 2011, 03:15:34 PM
I have to stop watching so much sci-fi o.O

Blasphemy!   >:(
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on March 22, 2011, 03:23:54 PM
^Dude, today I've been to the doctors, read some theology books, and watched Tron and Serenity back-to-back. That's all. I think I need help o.O
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CeeGBee on March 22, 2011, 03:36:05 PM
Indeed...  You totally missed both the Star Wars and Star Trek universes, not to mention
the post-Trek series like Farscape and Lexx, and I don't see any classic scifi/horror text
material (H.G.Wells, E.A.Poe, Heinlein etc etc etc) at all....



That's probably the issue - you're experiencing withdrawal.

You need more Sci-Fi, stat!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on March 22, 2011, 03:38:43 PM
I'll get right on it xD Tell you what though, I'm not really a massive Star Trek fan. And I think I have seen Farscape, but not in a very, very long time. Bab5, on the other hand, is made of purest awesome xD Also, haven't read a great deal of sci-fi at all. I'm a terrible geek.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on March 22, 2011, 04:02:07 PM
I had a creepy dream last night. I was in Chicago, I think, with a load of people. We got off the bus and we were just walking around a bit. We went by this row of houses and there were people outside so we were saying hello and all that. Just after that, there were like this large group of ants and it just kept growing and growing. In my dream, this was really freaking me out so I was trying to get as far away as possible, but they kept on just going up the street. I think the locals said that it was because there was going to be some sort of natural disaster.
Anyway, the rats came soon after but they didn't scare me as much as the bugs. They were everywhere though, like on the road getting crossed by all these cars that were just going past. I was trying to stay out of the way of the rats but I accidentally cornered one and it looked up at me with this massive face and it was trying to bite me. Then, one of his friends joined in, and I was trying to not get bitten by these rats and I think I was actually trying to hold their mouths shut but there were two of them and they had massive faces and it really terrified me.

The last dream I got freaked out by involved rape, so it's really weird that it scared me so much.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: plasticmoo on March 23, 2011, 04:26:29 PM
I had this dream where everything was fucked up with this crazy leader of some african country... and then a nuclear power plant in asia failed and the state of the world just was awful.

No wait that wasn't a dream....
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Mr. Leave Me Alone on March 25, 2011, 11:02:17 AM
This is only weird because it is the dullest thing ever.
I had a dream that I wanted a milkshake but every shop that sold them was closed for renovation except for one McDonalds. So I went there and got a milkshake and some fries. I accidentally left my bag and coat somewhere and went to get them. The milkshake was very good.

Is that seriously all my brain could come up with?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Sarah Doll on March 28, 2011, 04:42:42 PM
There's been some mighty vivid ones lately! My brain's all extra active recently for some reason...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on March 28, 2011, 05:18:30 PM
I dreamt last night I was masturbating, and then woke up and still had thrush and was extremely sad. Interestingly, last night Seamus dreamt that I was shagging a midget and he was absolutely outraged. Cracked me up xD
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: RiverVox on March 29, 2011, 11:18:31 AM
Interesting Amanda dream last night. I was with my psycho ex-boyfriend. We were not back together, just going out for a meal. We walked by a building where people were shouting, which was apparently a cattle auction. We went in and he lay down on a bed and ordered me to get him something to eat before falling asleep. (He was an alcoholic, so this happened a lot.) I briefly considered it, then decided to explore the building.

In my dream I recognized it as the huge, luxurious yet derelict mansion that I have visited in dreams before. It's dark but there are wonderful people wandering around. In one room, a figure in a wing chair was playing ukulele. I heard people coming in behind me and there was Amanda, with a bunch of others. She was gathering us all to go to a Zoe Boekbinder show. From all over the house, people were emerging, and we were all going together. I realized that I was part of this entourage and was leaving the ex-boyfriend sleeping in the auction house. I woke up happy, although disturbed that he is still haunting my dreams.

I think the dream mirrors what we're doing here. We are comrades in this revolution. We come together, connect and support each other and artists that we love.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on March 30, 2011, 03:16:41 PM
I dreamt last night that I gave my dad a wank and then had to write an article for his magazine and go to a fancy meal to read it to people. I would be more freaked out but I'd spent most of the night either playing with Seamy's cock or talking to him about how excited I am to go home at the weekend and see my dad, so I guess it kind of makes sense...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: theseeker on April 01, 2011, 01:03:19 PM
I had this awful nightmare that I haven't had for five years or so.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: my beautiful idiot on April 02, 2011, 01:00:10 AM
Matt Smith was my friend. He came to visit this performing arts camp where I was staying. At one point there was a synchronized swimming competition, for which I stayed briefly.

When it was time for him to go, he gave us all letters so we could keep in touch. I gave him the Doctor Who doll I made a while ago (it happened to be with me). It's a miniature felt doll resembling the Eleventh Doctor, so I thought he would like it (and he was really quite happy with it). We hugged and said goodbye ... then I woke up and realized, Matt Smith will never be my friend.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Edric. on April 02, 2011, 01:02:12 AM
i've been having some weird (but interesting) dreams lately.
they've been feeling pretty real and intense, i don't want to wake up. ha
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: RiverVox on April 02, 2011, 09:44:27 PM
So I have this recurring nightmare, which is that I'm in a hotel in Waikiki, right on the beach but I can't get out. Hawai'i is one of my favorite places on earth. In the dream, things keep happening so that I can't get out. Nothing too weird, just long corridors, doors that don't open to the outside, other things happen like I need to have dinner or talk to someone and it will just take a minute. When I realize that I am having this dream in the dream I do go out, but the beach is all rocky or muddy or it's the wrong one. The end result is that I can't get to the real beach and I am filled with anxiety and wake up in despair. I also had this about Provincetown once.

So last night I was having one of these, but it happened in Australia, where I have never been. I didn't have a specific city in my dream. I couldn't get my family to go outside for various reasons. Finally I found a door and got outside to find a sunny, little town with a sandy park, although the ocean was very far away. There was a small saltwater pool. Anyway, I went back in to get my family and they were wearing winter coats and boots. I said, no, you are in Austrailia in summer and it is hot and sunny and we are going to the BEACH. I knew in my dream that it would take forever to get them changed and outside and that I would never get to the water. I think it's funny that because of the Map of Tasmania album, I associate the same feelings with Australia, although I have never been.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on April 05, 2011, 12:34:44 PM
Last night I had this ridiculous dream. It was fucking sexy, but at the same time, weird.


So I was at this community pool type thing, it was outside and it was gorgeous. The changerooms were also very gorgeous, everything was made with dark wood. But that's not the point. The point is I met this tall sexy guy and we had a sexual relationship, and I met his friend who was also tall and sexy. But they were zombies. I knew they were zombies, but they didn't look like decaying flesh. If anything, they looked sort of pale and tired. So one of them took me to a room and he was like, 'Let me suck your dick! I promise I won't bite.' Then he got down on his knees and I was so afraid he was going to bite my penis. So I plugged his nose and then I thought 'Wait, he's dead, he doesn't need oxygen.' So then I tried to hold his jaw open but I got too scared so I pulled him back up and I pushed him to a wall, and gave him the best blow job ever. It was so vivid (as are all my dreams). Then his friend came and we had a threesome. It was so wild. Wild and sexy. But mostly wild because I was having a threesome with 2 gorgeous zombies.

Then the two zombies ran away with each other and left me alone. Then I had learned I was accepted into the music program at McGill university, but my mom couldn't afford to have me go there (with tuition, books, and residence) even though she persisted that she would let me go. I started to yell at her and say 'MOM! You can't afford it!' and she'd say 'It's fine, it's okay, you can do it!' and I said 'BUT MOM!!! It's $20 000.' and she said 'Okay, that's fine, don't worry about it.' and I said '$20 000 for residence! Plus tuition, and books, and meal plan! You might as well just buy a house!' I was doing the calculations in my head and realized that if she did let me go to McGill she'd be paying almost 100 grand which is like buying a small house. Then she got angry and said 'Fine! Don't go to McGill!' and she stormed off. And then I began to cry because I was accepted into a really awesome university, but I had to choose between the other schools I got accepted into and I had to think about the money that would be spent if I did live off in Montréal for school.

In real life, I got accepted into 5 schools, and I have about 3 and a half weeks to choose which school I want to attend. So I think that was my subconcious speaking to me.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Rosebud on April 05, 2011, 01:30:10 PM
I dreamt that my dad's mistress was Kourtney Kardashian, so she was my sort-of stepmum. [gag.]

Then I had learned I was accepted into the music program at McGill university

McGill rocks. And they have a lovely campus.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: The Epigrammic Poultry on April 06, 2011, 01:11:28 PM
I dreamt last night that I gave my dad a wank and then had to write an article for his magazine and go to a fancy meal to read it to people. I would be more freaked out but I'd spent most of the night either playing with Seamy's cock or talking to him about how excited I am to go home at the weekend and see my dad, so I guess it kind of makes sense...

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Tony Bones on April 17, 2011, 10:30:00 AM
I had a dream last night that the world as we know it was ending. Chaos filled the streets and people were acting like animals. There was no law or order. It was nuts! I snuck out of my house during the day to grab supplies so I could barricade myself in my house (where I lived alone) and wait it out until things calmed down a bit. I don't remember actually getting anything or going anywhere. The next thing I remembered, I was walking back down my street carrying a bag at my side. (I wish running errands was like that in real life haha) The sun was setting. I thought to myself, "I took longer than I wanted to. Gotta hurry inside before anyone catches me in the dark."

Upon climbing the landing of my little abode, I heard a voice behind me. I turned to see a man, skinny and wild looking. (like a wild animal with rabies) He started shouting at me to give him my stuff. I darted toward my door as he chased closely behind. I made it in and locked before he had a chance to do anything. Instantly relief flooded my senses as I leaned against the locked door. I looked through the peephole as he walked off into the shadows. Then I heard him raving frantically for me to let him inside. That if I didn't he would burn my house to the ground with me still in it.

I quickly scavenged what I could, stuffed it in my bag, and looked for a weapon. All I found was a small knife. As I reached the side door which lead to an adjacent side-street, the crash of a molotov cocktail and the sadistic laughter of the rabid man was audible. I thought I had gotten away clean. I was wrong. He grabs me from behind, tugging violently on my shoulder. I turn and drive the knife deep into his chest. His last words before drowning in his own blood were, "Why?... I'm sorry... I didn't mean anything by it." He wept. I crept into the city, my silhouette dancing in front of me by the light of the flames.

Stumbling about the blackened scenery of civilization long forgotten in short time, I noticed a secluded passageway. It was narrow, well hidden, and best of all, quiet. It was nice to get a break from the distant screams and groans of which I still wasn't used to. No sounds permeated these steel and cement walls. Down the staircase I descended. It was moist and dank. It smelled like the inside of a cave, one that countless people shit in. Still, it was refreshing compared to the acrid, smoke-filled winds that violated my lungs above. All I could hear now was the sound of my own breath and the echo of dripping water pipes.

My heart slowed to a normal rate. Everything was calm, as if nothing happened. It was then that I heard a new noise. It sounded like the crinkling of a plastic bag. Squinting hard I could barely make out the figure writhing on the floor. Cautiously I went closer to it. I reached down. I grabbed the black plastic and pulled it off. It was a man, horribly mutilated yet still alive. My hands were sticky with his blood. I stared in horror. The worst part was that his eyelids were removed and he stared back at me with these two big white orbs that looked ready to pop out at any moment. I'm ashamed to admit, but I panicked and ran as if my life depended on it. (which it actually might have.)

I descended the stairs back out to the street. Stumbling all the way over similar plastic bags containing similar contents. One detail was the same with all of them, the removal of the eyelids and the stare they all seemed to give me.

At a nearby building I saw firefighters attempting to save people trapped in a burning, half-collapsed building. I ran to help. Once inside I searched for survivors. I did not have any luck. Eventually I came out the back of the building to see a sight of pure terror. There were three large vans parked out back and people were being dragged, kicking and screaming, into them. Inside the vans I could see industrial sized rolls of black plastic... and blood. Retracing my steps I sought out the firefighters for help. I was weary from smoke inhalation and my eyes were blurry from tears. I managed somehow. The firefighter listened to my brief story. He offered to go with me. We would rescue them.

I began to lead him there, once again to go through the flames. Just before re-entry, I stopped a moment to catch my breath. I needed to brace myself if I am to do this again. I turned to tell him to hold on a second and noticed he was holding his axe high above his head as if to strike. Before he could bring the heavy blade down upon me, I gave him a new windpipe. I crawled a few steps down the street and passed out.

When I awoke I was in a courtroom. They told me I savagely slaughtered a mailman, burned down my house, mutilated a few homeless people in the subway tunnels under GCS, set fire to a firehouse(the irony here is awesome) and stabbed the fire chief in the throat. Who me? Couldn't be.

I figured this was some strange dream. Then again, was the other thing a dream? There were a few plot holes in my story. Like how can I go DOWNstairs twice and get back to the same spot? Is this real, or is the other thing? Then I woke up in my room and the rest is boring.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: overratedtoejam on April 17, 2011, 11:06:39 AM
i had a whole song with lyrics and all in my dream. i'd never heard it before, but sadly i can't remember it at all. it was playing along with a creepy music video where everything was orange and red and a huge earthquake was destroying everything in texas. the person's voice was similar to imogen heap, but it wasn't her. i just find it so cool that a never ever heard before song can be created in a dream. :headbang:
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Sarah Doll on April 17, 2011, 11:21:22 AM
Underwater tigers. So, yeah....

 :uglystupid2:
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: imaginary friend on April 17, 2011, 11:29:21 AM
So I have this recurring nightmare...[details]

i have 3 recurring dreams:

1) I have twin daughters. different ages in different dreams, but their names are always the same.

2) *camera eye moves through the upper story of a large beautiful house; viewer is looking for something, going from room to room. viewpoint finally arrives at the top of the stairs and looks down. i'm lying at the bottom. no idea whether i'm alive or dead.* that's where I wake up.

3) ever read Dhalgren? I dream myself into the story

#@!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: theseeker on April 17, 2011, 01:51:51 PM
I had a dream last night that I met Neil Gaiman and I was like "OHMYGOD NEIL GAIMAN! YOUR DOGS ARE REALLY CUTE!" I pissed him off and embarrassed myself, but no one died! Yay for not having a nightmare! (Also, why would someone get upset if you pointed out that they have cute dogs? Gosh.)

@Recurring dreams:
I used to have a dream that I was taking care of a chick. Every morning I'd go out to check on it, then it would hatch and be really cute, then it would peck out my eyes.
And I also used to have awful recurring nightmares where I would be completely lucid and be chased down by someone homicidal, but they were the same or similar dreams so I knew EXACTLY what would happen. Sometimes I would be able to talk to them for a while. Sometimes I had family/friends with me and they weren't paying any attention to my warnings.

...Most of my scarier nightmares are extremely vivid, long, and easy to remember, but sometimes I have really short tidbits of stuff that could be nice or mildly informative, and I forget them.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on April 18, 2011, 09:21:16 AM
I keep dreaming about sleeping with people who aren't Seamy and feeling horribly guilty about it. Very strange. I am completely happy with him, so all I can think that it might be about is sort of fears about the future with him or something. Hmm.

Also last night I dreamt that I was first at my old school buying cigarettes in a vending machine which then insulted me in Cee's voice, so I stormed off into a strange room and started drinking with these people I didn't know. One of them was a really weird-looking hairy creepy guy in a football kit, but I ended up in his bunk-bed somehow making out and was about to have sex with him when I realised I had to leave urgently. Then I was at the swimming baths in our town and as we were walking through in the dark a warden person thing came out and said, "Sorry, you're going to have to deal with the Tree Guardian, is that OK?" We agreed (don't remember who I was with btw) and then had to stand in front of the tree by the path giving a thumbs up and grinning while the warden guy took a picture. Then things blurred a bit and suddenly I was sitting cross-legged on the path with the Tree Guardian, who was a guy of about 17 or so with a very kind face and dark hair and eyes and some very snazzy tree-based clothes. We were sitting opposite each other talking about various things, including how a black dog and a white cat are a sign of deep magic. Then a black dog jumped over my left shoulder and a white cat over my right one, but when I looked harder at them they were just leaves. I looked at the Tree Guardian and he was like, "Suppose not everything is as it seems" but I couldn't tell whether he meant that the cat and the dog were really just leaves, or if the leaves were really a cat and a dog.

Anyway, then it got to the second part of my dream which was quite deeply unpleasant. I was going to the theatre with Dad, Jayne, Thomas, Becky and Tor, and when we got there I realised that I was in the show and not just watching it. It was a musical set in the 50s but all the dances were something called "spice dancing" which was apparently the national dance of England because we were the only people in the world who could do it right. It was sort of a mix between salsa and riverdance sort of stuff. Very odd. But anyway, I was playing the main girl and had to dance my way down the middle of the stage right in the first scene and I couldn't do it. I was wearing a t-shirt and some frilly knickers and no bra, and my boobs were going all over the place, and I couldn't remember what I was meant to be doing. Then I got to the front of the stage which was full of older men, about 40 or so, and one of them who I think was meant to be playing my boyfriend took me right to the front of the stage and lifted my shirt up. It was part of the play so I couldn't stop him, but all I could think was that my poor old dad was out there in the audience and that this was really horrible. Finally I managed to get my shirt back down and I spent the rest of the scene with my face in the guy's chest so I couldn't see anything, and then the end of the scene came and I ran off-stage and begged the director to let me stop. She wouldn't listen properly, but I explained that I didn't know any of my lines, I didn't know how to dance, I hadn't got a clue what was going on and so on and so forth. Eventually she agreed to let the understudy take on the role, and then I was talking to someone about it afterwards, possibly my dad, and he was saying that the character I'd been playing was a 13 year old hooker and that it was all very dark and upsetting. Then I woke up.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on April 18, 2011, 12:57:36 PM
I had a really intense dream last night that all my family on my mum's side were dead. Murdered. All of her brothers and sisters, my cousins, my mum and my sister were dead. I woke up in my dream and was like "where is everyone?" So I looked outside and they were all dead on the grass, proper sliced up and I think one of them didn't have a bottom half. Only me and my dad were still alive. I thought that the person who killed everyone was someone who used to work for my dad, but he insisted it wasn't her and I woke up before I found out who did it.

It was creepy and I didn't like it.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CeeGBee on April 19, 2011, 12:03:37 AM
Creeeeeepy......  Like something out of ancient mythology of something...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: my beautiful idiot on April 19, 2011, 01:43:25 PM
^ I seem to remember there was a myth like that... it actually reminds me of the black dahlia. Creepy creepy.


Last night I had a silly dream:

I had a dream where I was in some history/writing class and we had to write about celebrity fashion. I asked my professor if I could focus my paper on Matt Smith, and he was fine with that. I kind of remember asking about it too;
Me: "Can I ask you something ... have you seen Doctor Who?"
Professor: "Doctor what? Oh Doctor Who! Yes."
And then I explained that Matt's fashion choices would make for an interesting topic.

Fast forward a bit and now I'm at the mall buying some pens, then back to my apartment. Fast forward again and now Matt Smith is my new roommate, apparently. I don't remember how he got there but he was in the extra bed sleeping. He kind of looked like he did in Party Animals. Anyway, so now he's my roommate and at one point we were talking and getting on pretty good. At another point in the dream he had to take a shower, so he was talking to me with a towel wrapped around his waist (because this totally isn't awkward when you're rooming with someone of the opposite sex who happens to be well known). Before he went in he gave me a kiss in the head (I seem to remember his lips were really soft and I have no idea why, yay random detail!) After he came out of the shower I told him that I had to write this paper on his fashion choices. At first he clammed up a bit but then he kept teasing me and I kept saying "I won't do it if it creeps you out!" But he said he was okay with it, and proceeded to keep teasing me.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: theseeker on April 19, 2011, 02:41:53 PM
I slept for 11 hours last night.  :o

I had a dream that I went to a master class and got thrown out because my arm was twitching like crazy. It was really fucking weird. But again, not a nightmare, just sorta embarrassing.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Blue Canary on April 19, 2011, 10:19:56 PM
I had a dream last night that I was wearing a thermal and snow overalls. I kept trying to change, but every time I unsnapped or unzipped, something else would be snapped or zipped back up.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on April 21, 2011, 11:37:25 AM
I had another dream the other night where my mum paid to have someone killed for my dad. But it was some sort of relative or something so my dad wasn't pleased but he knew it had to be done. Then, to cheer him up, my mum got his favourite uncle over but he was dying and in a wheelchair so they were sitting outside and my dad just looked so sad. I got really upset and my mum was surprised.

Both of these weird dreams happened while I was in the same bed as L. I get bad dreams when I'm too warm so maybe that was why.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: imaginary friend on April 21, 2011, 12:26:11 PM
your next family reunion should be fun.  :D

#@!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: theseeker on April 25, 2011, 02:02:19 AM
I had a dream last night that was intricate and long and a bit terrifying. It involved:


Also AFP came to RI and spoke at Brown, but I missed it (of course). I also think she might have been a zombie. Shit was weird.

Normally, with a dream like that, I wake up when I die, or it's just unresolved. But in this instance, it just kinda ended. Things happened, but my dream didn't have a direction or anything. Which makes no sense, because it was really fucking long.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: my beautiful idiot on April 25, 2011, 02:32:18 AM
Matt Smith was there.

Again.

I don't even remotely think about him before I go to bed. Yet he shows up anyway. Always in a different scenario.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on April 25, 2011, 01:32:48 PM
I had ANOTHER dream the other night where I was an assassin. But that was cos I'd been watching the Bourne movies.
Another good one was where I was a contestant on Never Mind the Buzzcocks and then somehow ended up presenting it.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Sarah Doll on April 27, 2011, 06:41:27 AM
I really hate those all too vivid and happy dreams that could very well be real.... then you wake up :(

I met this guy I've spoken to online (but don't exactly crush on for this to have happened) after seeing this weird and pretty bad play. He was pissed cos GGotS had written an awful review of it that I wasn't aware of. I lied and said I enjoyed it  :buck2: ...So, he walked me home, we talked and out of nowhere he kissed me before he left. But the dream went on to the next day with me doing normal everyday things like it was real. It was like that time I dreamt I was going out with Seth Green and was seriously depressed when I had to wake up and go to school!! Ha!  Then it got less real. There a very strange Christmas dinner where I ate some kind of lettuce-sprout hybrid so I wouldn't ruin Christmas... Then a friend I haven't seen in ages showed up.. and then I woke up..... Ehhh, whaa?
And before all of that I was being rescued by Boba Fett after collapsing... *nerd swoon*

Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Indja on April 27, 2011, 10:45:41 AM
My dreams were all jumbled up last night, but at one point I was walking down the high street in the rain lugging a suitcase with me. Then I gave up and tried to get home, but I was so tired that I was just crawling on the ground and had left my suitcase. Then my family drove by and picked me and the case up and took us home again. My little sister was saying something to me, but I don't remember what.

Then I was in SG1 and was watching Daniel Jackson sleep - creepy, I know, but God damn he is pretty. Then he woke up and we made out a fair bit, and then I got up and put on some sexy lingerie and went out into the base proper. Agonistes was there, with her ladynurselady, and they cheered me on while I felt up a skinny blonde girl who didn't think she'd like kissing girls. She totally did. It was pretty awesome. Then I went back to Daniel Jackson and kissed his neck a bit because it was nommy.

Then I was on a spaceship and there was something terrible evil coming at us, so I went to hide in one of the prison cells which was just a coffin-sized box that you lay in on your back and the material above you was completely see-through so you had to lie there staring at the enormity of space with no escape. It turned out the incoming evil was mad space-monkeys. It was much scarier than funny.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: theseeker on May 02, 2011, 03:48:34 PM
I had a dream that my basset hound got hit by a truck.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: spider21b on May 05, 2011, 05:25:18 AM
Dream-1

As the skin called from the back of his neck

He knew the creature was trying to enter his mind

All he could remember before  was darkness

The creature appared to him as a great dragon but there was no cave as a backround

Only a white place with no place to walk to and frow

The creature only said that it wanted to have dinner

And he knew that he might be its dinner

As he fought between the white place and where he could see  a table of somekind

Surrounded by other different creatures

He had an idea

As he was forced back into that room

He summoned with all his might a hero that he started to remember from before this place

He knew the white place was a dream land of sorts so he created a dream of his own

A man with big sheld and who could make icecream

As the creature fought his creation he thought he might beat the creatue

And as he opened his eyes he found the room where he couldn’t move

And saw what the creature really was as massive he thought

It looked like a giant bug with hands like suckers and one of the suckers were on the back of his neck

He cocked his head so the sucker fell off in one big moment and used the sucker to suck off the ropes that held him,

More suckers moved closer as he left the room

There were other rooms lead every which way

And then there was a voice saying come this way

And it wasn’t the creature, but of an older man who seemed in the shape of a housecat

He followed the house cat

Out of the big room to a room that looked like a small cottage

The cat looked up at him and spoke

If you really want to return to the world of the living

Open this door but be warned

There are other things you must face before you can see the light of day

He didn’t know what the light of day was

But he scached the cat under the chin and thanked him for helping him

The cat nodded as it opend the door as the world around him started shifting

He could hear the creature moaning about how the creature lost him

And how it would come back

But that didn’t matter to the boy

He was coming back to the real world he thought

And was a good thing

He opened his eyes and the boy seemed to be bigger then what he rememberd

His bed, his room, and everything around him was the same size he was

As an an alarm buzzed he knew he had to be somewhere

So he looked on a screen and it said he had to be at class at 12:00

As he looked at the clock  in his room

And realized it said 9:34

And quickly got dressed

But still not knowing what his name was or where really he was going

Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Captain Oblivious on May 05, 2011, 10:46:46 AM
Not really a dream but apparently I woke up this morning, and just went "Where am I?!" before going straight back to sleep.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: buttercup. on May 05, 2011, 10:58:28 AM
I keep dreaming about my ex-best friend. She has alternately stalked me, begged to know why I defriended her on facebook, and tried to seduce my boyfriend during a really awkward and not sexy foursome.
She should get out of my dreams because she keeps making me feel exasperated upon waking.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: meganpaige on May 05, 2011, 11:17:26 AM
Jarrod was in my dream last night. He was singing in a choir at a church and I showed up for the concert and was surprised to see him (as if he'd be in my neck of the woods and I wouldn't know...psssh...)
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: CeeGBee on May 05, 2011, 11:36:04 AM
Not really a dream but apparently I woke up this morning, and just went "Where am I?!" before going straight back to sleep.

Still, at least the ceiling's very pretty.....    ;D
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: tanqgirl on May 14, 2011, 12:21:22 AM
Jarrod was in my dream last night. He was singing in a choir at a church and I showed up for the concert and was surprised to see him (as if he'd be in my neck of the woods and I wouldn't know...psssh...)

who's jarrod? sometimes i miss things, sometimes im just curious lol

is it weird that the dreams i consider "normal" end up being weird for other people? the dreams i consider weird are...special, to say the least...also a lot of my dreams give me good ideas for stories, like i had one last night, its about a vampire
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: cbkof on May 14, 2011, 12:44:09 AM
skating on a pond of such clear ice that you can see the bottom, plus fishies and bright coloured aquatic plants, there's a pair of lovely ladies there and i decide to show off so skate and skate into some kind of park/reserve for proto-humans and they are small crawling/scrambling creatures but the males have HUGE cocks and not only relative to their tiny size -am not totally freaked but not comfortable either so want to continue on but now the environs are all water and dirt bluffs and my skates still on when i woke up, laughing
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: VinsanityOrElse on May 14, 2011, 12:48:42 AM
So, I've been doing more of these Binaural Beats...and I think they're definitely affecting my dreams. Last night, it was a non-stop dream... people kept coming to me calling me a shaman and asking for my help. I had NO CLUE of how to help em, but with everything I did their problems just kept getting worse.  Very odd... :-\
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: meganpaige on May 14, 2011, 02:01:46 PM
Jarrod was in my dream last night. He was singing in a choir at a church and I showed up for the concert and was surprised to see him (as if he'd be in my neck of the woods and I wouldn't know...psssh...)

who's jarrod? sometimes i miss things, sometimes im just curious lol

is it weird that the dreams i consider "normal" end up being weird for other people? the dreams i consider weird are...special, to say the least...also a lot of my dreams give me good ideas for stories, like i had one last night, its about a vampire

Jarrod is absynth aura.  :)
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: tanqgirl on May 14, 2011, 11:37:22 PM
Jarrod was in my dream last night. He was singing in a choir at a church and I showed up for the concert and was surprised to see him (as if he'd be in my neck of the woods and I wouldn't know...psssh...)

who's jarrod? sometimes i miss things, sometimes im just curious lol

is it weird that the dreams i consider "normal" end up being weird for other people? the dreams i consider weird are...special, to say the least...also a lot of my dreams give me good ideas for stories, like i had one last night, its about a vampire

Jarrod is absynth aura.  :)

ooooooooo
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Ligeia on May 17, 2011, 05:21:37 AM
I had a dream last night that there were creatures from another planet in the house I grew up in. They liked to eat and sleep and had the same basic functions we do but once they finished doing everything once, they died. And if you were in the same place as them when they were doing whatever they were doing, they killed you.

..yeah.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Mr. Leave Me Alone on May 17, 2011, 08:46:28 AM
I had a dream that it was ages in the future and my Dad had another daughter with the lady he's seeing now but he was also on his deathbed and me and my brothers were trying to spend time with him and things.
I don't have the best relationship with my Dad and I never see him and I rarely speak to him and in the dream, his other daughter who isn't real in real life was all like 'I think you guys should leave' to me and my brothers because she knew that we were his kids and her half siblings but she didn't know us and I guess we were making her uncomfortable but my Dad was all like 'no, we need to make up for lost time, you go away for a little while and come back later'.
It was strange and I was pretty upset when I woke up.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Mr. Leave Me Alone on May 18, 2011, 05:19:10 AM
I had another weird dream that I can't figure out exactly. I vaguely got the idea that I was a mutant like in X-Men and I was dating another mutant and he had cancer and I was trying to get these special magic cure pills for him in this weird jungle place with all these concrete platforms....After we got to a certain point, this giant thing started to wake up and it turned out it was like...a Decepticon. And it kept firing these fireballs at us. But I had a portal gun, so I used them to make it shoot itself (funnily enough, the whole robot-waking-up thing and the using portals to make it shoot itself thing is probably just something my brain stole from Portal 2, so I guess that bit isn't too unexplainable). And then we walked through this door into this room with all these other doors. I walked through another one of the doors, vaguely having the idea that each door lead to a different time in my life.
Then...I'm not sure how, but we were in a car. And I had to take Shadow to the vet and it turned out that this girl who did something horrible and made me hate her (but I won't say what because Johnny will get all pissed off) worked there and I was kind of mean to her and then I left and then I realised my I'd left my coat in there and when I went back, I found myself being really nice to her for no apparent reason.
Then I left and suddenly I wasn't the person I had been for most of the dream anymore and I could see her like she was standing in front of me but all the things that had happened in the dream before turned out to be part of a movie and I was standing in the set and the person I had been was actually Cobie Smulders having make up and a lab coat put on her for the next scene, in which 'we' walked through another door into the future where...I...or Cobie...or...whoever we were was incredibly sick and going in for some kind of treatment. The guy that she/I had gotten the pills for at the start was also there as her husband and he was very upset but she was very happy and optimistic. The first part of the treatment was in a room and you had to walk across a bridge over this weird electrical stuff that would kill you if you touched it and it had this weird bar thing next to it and as she tried to cross the bridge, it pulled her to it like a magnet and dragged her down and she died screaming 'IT'S OKAY, I LOVE YOU' to her husband, who then started sobbing and trying to make the bar thing pull him town too but it wouldn't and for some reason he couldn't even jump in and then her family was there crying and stuff.
I don't even know. Why do I keep having dreams about people dying?
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: JohnnyDBBUK on May 18, 2011, 05:56:04 AM
I had another weird dream that I can't figure out exactly. I vaguely got the idea that I was a mutant like in X-Men and I was dating another mutant and he had cancer

So you were Copycat and he was Wade Wilson aka Deadpool?

now that I have replied I will read the rest of your post. ps I wont be back for lunch today :(
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: Cirque on May 20, 2011, 01:38:15 PM
The other day I woke up having, in my sleep, written an R'N'B song called 'Independently in love' or something along those lines...
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: tanqgirl on May 21, 2011, 04:35:49 PM
i had a dream last night that i was trying to get a job working at this club, my friend was working there and she was trying to help me get a job there, and the hubz was a bouncer...the lady in charge really liked me and kept saying "shit, i really wanna hire you but i dont know where we'd put you..." so then i find out that to work there it's required that you go to the basement of the place and get a shamrock tattoo (there was a tattoo parlor down there that was also connected to outside, i think the hope was people'd be all clubbing and be like OMG I NEED A TATTOO!!!) so since the lady liked me she was like go get your tattoo and i'll find somewhere for you...so i go down there with my friend and i start talking to the tattoo lady and was telling her how i have all these other tattoos i want so that we'll have to find somewhere for the shamrock to go so that it's not in the way and then i started showing her the ones i have and i got to my "just sing" one and she's like "omg i love the dresden dolls!!" and i was like "fucking yay someone knows where i got it from!!" and she was like "yea! you should go on the shadowbox they'd know!" and i was all "but i am on the shadow box!" and so she asked who i was and i was like i'm tanq and she was like OMG NO WAY!! and she turned into agonistes!!! and she somewhere did all the tattoos i want in like 2 minutes!!

not a weird dream but it made me laugh!!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: imaginary friend on May 21, 2011, 05:36:35 PM
dinosaurs in quite a few dreams lately.

in the really strange dreams, they're intelligent as humans.

#@!
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: meganpaige on May 21, 2011, 09:03:12 PM
Last night, I dreamt that I was in my friend's car and she was excited about cantaloupe-flavored gum.
Title: Re: weird dreams
Post by: theseeker on May 22, 2011, 10:07:59 AM
^Oh my god that would be so awesome!


I had a dream that I was in my mid 20