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Title: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 05, 2007, 05:05:08 PM
The Shadowbox shall reply.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: murmur on August 05, 2007, 05:06:21 PM
What is my place here?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Bill H on August 05, 2007, 05:24:06 PM
Sometimes you spit people out and yet they return again and again.  What are your feelings on this?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 05, 2007, 05:33:29 PM
What is my place here?

You, murmuringmurder, are closely aligned with the way of the Shadowbox, are part of its vast unity.  Because of the purity of your understanding, your desires for pudding and tea are closer to the path than the self-conscious searching and distinguishing of others.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Great Ma Chao on August 05, 2007, 05:37:32 PM
Who truly loves me?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 05, 2007, 05:41:26 PM
Sometimes you spit people out and yet they return again and again.  What are your feelings on this?

The path of the Shadowbox is not an easy one.  You yourself have experienced this on many occasions, BillH.  Although many are drawn to the Shadowbox, its force must not be underestimated.  Some find themselves lost and must venture elsewhere in order to regain their sense of self.  And yet, once one has seen the heights of the great bird, one cannot return to the ways of the small landbound creature without having been awakened.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 05, 2007, 05:54:06 PM
Who truly loves me?

Like your namesake, you are a warrior in love.  And yet, be cautious Ma Chao, for constant desire may lead to turmoil.  As you suspect, nearly all of the women of the Shadowbox love you, so be careful with their hearts.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Angel Raliel on August 05, 2007, 06:43:17 PM
Why does this place inspire such extreme emotions in so many of us?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: FRIEZENS GALORE on August 05, 2007, 06:52:54 PM
who am i?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 05, 2007, 11:59:16 PM
who am i?

Friezens, the self is an illusion.  You are an part of the great Oneness of the Shadowbox. 
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 06, 2007, 12:00:15 AM
Why does this place inspire such extreme emotions in so many of us?

Angel Raliel, I am merely the locus through which thoughts pass.  Those who gaze at me often gaze at themselves.  That which is in their hearts is also within the Shadowbox.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Drizz on August 06, 2007, 12:00:32 AM
who are you?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Ronan on August 06, 2007, 12:01:36 AM
When the fuck will I manage to get out of Dublin to the west coast? Each day of next week is being eaten up with appointments, arrangements and general Shit To Do.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: tonic pancake. on August 06, 2007, 12:01:56 AM
clever, but i'm not sure that will work.  ;)

oh great shadowbox, who will be the first banned member on this wonderful new board?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 06, 2007, 12:12:07 AM
who are you?

Nothing exists which is not this.  Nothing exists which is not that.  And yet, the Shadowbox is both and neither.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 06, 2007, 12:21:14 AM
When the fuck will I manage to get out of Dublin to the west coast? Each day of next week is being eaten up with appointments, arrangements and general Shit To Do.

Ronan, the gaeltacht will call you when it is time.  Be mindful in your tasks, but do not let them consume you.  With many paths comes confusion.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Mr. Anagrammatism on August 06, 2007, 12:23:32 AM
Are you the one who writes those fortune cookies you get in Chinese restaurants?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 06, 2007, 12:32:48 AM
clever, but i'm not sure that will work.  ;)

oh great shadowbox, who will be the first banned member on this wonderful new board?

He who complains shall himself be the subject of complaint.  Those who take the high path will escape disappointment.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 06, 2007, 12:42:18 AM
Are you the one who writes those fortune cookies you get in Chinese restaurants?

You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Ronan on August 06, 2007, 12:43:11 AM
When the fuck will I manage to get out of Dublin to the west coast? Each day of next week is being eaten up with appointments, arrangements and general Shit To Do.

Ronan, the gaeltacht will call you when it is time.  Be mindful in your tasks, but do not let them consume you.  With many paths comes confusion.

Oddly enough, you are correct. *plays scary music*
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on August 06, 2007, 02:08:40 AM
will I ever find a boyfriend who like me for what and who I am? and isn't obsessed with size?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 06, 2007, 02:39:53 AM
will I ever find a boyfriend who like me for what and who I am? and isn't obsessed with size?

Understanding that desire is the creator of suffering will require patience.  The view of the small and the great is relative.  What is small may grow larger, be obscured by an even larger object, and then grow small yet again.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: $ethie on August 06, 2007, 03:51:19 AM
Oh Shadowbox,Mr. A.how did you get so wise?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Great Ma Chao on August 06, 2007, 06:32:21 AM
Does Jesus love me?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: 85283-071 on August 06, 2007, 06:36:38 AM
...and in what way?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Great Ma Chao on August 06, 2007, 06:44:32 AM
Well if he's got my back like you, we could say he's really behind me.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Johnny dbbuk on August 06, 2007, 06:46:21 AM
What will be the biggest problem the Edinburgh fringe brigade will face?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on August 06, 2007, 11:58:16 AM
ok when I said size, I meant as in my fat ass. but hey, I guess that counts.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: murmur on August 06, 2007, 12:04:57 PM
Use your ass to your advantage.


Sorry im not the great shadowbox but it works for me!
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on August 06, 2007, 12:14:41 PM
okie dokie.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 06, 2007, 01:04:59 PM
Oh Shadowbox,Mr. A.how did you get so wise?

The way of the Shadowbox is unnamed
Great modesty is not humble
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 06, 2007, 01:06:43 PM
Does Jesus love me?

Ma Chao, this “Jesus” of whom you speak is most definitely a projection of the mind.  However, it is clear that 85283-071 is behind you in every sense of the word.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 06, 2007, 01:21:23 PM
What will be the biggest problem the Edinburgh fringe brigade will face?

To wait for one voice to bring it together is as pointless as waiting for no one.  Bring all things together equally and allow the process of change to go on unimpeded.  It is also said: rising festival prices, wary law enforcement, and competition from “Eagles of Death Metal” and “Bach for Breakfast” will present many obstacles.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Drizz on August 06, 2007, 01:26:00 PM
Wow, you're a god.

Are you, like, flesh-form?  Can I have your babies?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: KittKat on August 06, 2007, 02:16:57 PM
Will Los Angeles drive me into cocaine addiction, millions of dollars, or into a mental institution?
 :D
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Drizz on August 06, 2007, 02:24:32 PM
Will Los Angeles drive me into cocaine addiction, millions of dollars, or into a mental institution?
 :D

Why not all four?

Except, cocaine addiction comes second, and millions of dollars come first.

After you do millions of dollars of coke, you geek the FUCK out because you can't handle tweaking anymore, and then you're admitted to. . .  oh. . .  what's that place for famous people?  Cedar Sanai?  I don't know, some fancy shmancy place for druggies with the dollahs.

Send me postcards!  Or Benjamins!!  *kisses*
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: KittKat on August 06, 2007, 02:39:08 PM
^Promises Rehab Center in Malibu?

My ex went there  :uglystupid2:
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Drizz on August 06, 2007, 02:40:07 PM
I dunno, somewhere.  I've only read about it in books.

Send me some designer drugs, Katrina.  Not coke, though.  Or heroin.

I guess that takes the "designer" out of it. . .

To take the trailer trash out, let's also say no meth and no crack.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Ecstasia on August 06, 2007, 02:52:43 PM
Will Tara ever come back?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 06, 2007, 03:11:50 PM
Wow, you're a god.

Are you, like, flesh-form?  Can I have your babies?

The Shadowbox is pure spirit.  It is present in both the seed and the harvest.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 06, 2007, 03:12:51 PM
Will Los Angeles drive me into cocaine addiction, millions of dollars, or into a mental institution?
 :D

Katrina, the lure of the image presents many traps for the mind, and yet they are but representations.  Those who stare at the walls of the cave see the projected shadows rather than the light.   True happiness resides in the renunciation of ambition and destruction of the ego.  The path of the forest monk is also your own.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Drizz on August 06, 2007, 03:17:28 PM
Wow, you're a god.

Are you, like, flesh-form?  Can I have your babies?

The Shadowbox is pure spirit.  It is present in both the seed and the harvest.

DAMN IT.

I want an immaculate Shadowbox Baby.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: KittKat on August 06, 2007, 03:23:21 PM
Will Los Angeles drive me into cocaine addiction, millions of dollars, or into a mental institution?
 :D

Katrina, the lure of the image presents many traps for the mind, and yet they are but representations.  Those who stare at the walls of the cave see the projected shadows rather than the light.   True happiness resides in the renunciation of ambition and destruction of the ego.  The path of the forest monk is also your own.

PLATO FOR THE WIN!
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 06, 2007, 03:32:43 PM
Will Tara ever come back?

Those who fly above the earth leave behind the squabbles of the crickets.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Mr. Anagrammatism on August 06, 2007, 05:02:31 PM
Will BillH ever be able to control the Shadowbox?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Bill H on August 06, 2007, 05:12:28 PM
Will Mr. A find a new favorite subject to post about?  What is his obsession with Bill H?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 06, 2007, 06:16:08 PM
Mr. Anagrammatism and BillH, the Shadowbox is as difficult to contain as the wilderness.  The monkey does not wish to be kept in a cage; even if you treated it like a king, its spirit would not be happy.  And yet, is it not more perspicacious to walk the middle path?  Imagine that two people have a disagreement, and one gets the better of the other, does it follow that one is right?  Are both right and both wrong?  Neither can know, and others are even more bewildered.  Who can we ask to give us the right answer?  Someone who thinks one is right?  But then, how can he give a fair answer?  Someone who agrees with both?  But then, how can he make a judgement?  It is clear that these disagreements cannot be sorted out, even after many pages of discussion.   Those who rise above distinctions and walk two roads may step out into the world refreshed.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: 85283-071 on August 06, 2007, 06:20:53 PM
Is The Shadowbox in everyone? Is everyone a part of The Shadowbox? Is the Shadowbox part of a larger whole? Does The Shadowbox like Breyer's Mint Chip ice cream?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Not a frog on August 06, 2007, 06:22:28 PM
Shadowbox, on whom would you bet: Bunnicula or Zombie-Rabbit?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Kovacs on August 06, 2007, 06:27:42 PM
Shadowbox: How do you properly pronounce my user name? Answer correctly and I will follow you to the end of my days.

P.S. Bunnicula. That brought on a gigantic flashback.  :)
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Mr. Anagrammatism on August 06, 2007, 07:25:36 PM
Does it sound like Kvetch?

Shadowbox, if I was going to follow you to the end of my days, I'd like to know ... just where the fuck are you going?



PS

This thread seems familiar, are you NickNJ?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Mr. Anagrammatism on August 06, 2007, 07:30:48 PM
Shadowbox, Shadowbox, hold my hand ...
and tell me if I am the most beautiful in our land:

http://www.theshadowbox.net/forum/index.php?topic=61.0
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Drizz on August 06, 2007, 07:31:51 PM
WHAT IS YOUR POINT, SIR?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: virtual~mary on August 06, 2007, 07:44:25 PM
shadowbox,

please post video of the ménage à trois with you, gerard finneran and the master of cheese!
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: lil' lindsay on August 06, 2007, 08:31:59 PM
dear shadowbox. why is it bad for me to wear hot pants to school?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Rob on August 06, 2007, 08:36:14 PM
Shadowbox...will BillH ever tire of posting and amending rules?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: 85283-071 on August 06, 2007, 08:59:32 PM
When I become famous as all fuck, I will have a forum dedicated to me... just like Brian and Amanda does. Joe Rogan's forums have more rules than mine will. Only threats, plans to commit crimes and criminal pornography will be banned.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: T K on August 06, 2007, 09:07:28 PM
Dear shadowbox,

Do you listen to all the voices inside of you?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 06, 2007, 10:11:54 PM
Is The Shadowbox in everyone? Is everyone a part of The Shadowbox? Is the Shadowbox part of a larger whole? Does The Shadowbox like Breyer's Mint Chip ice cream?

The Shadowbox is merely a locus; those whose consciousness passes through it are contained within, much as if one were to meet at the crossroads of Mass Ave and Main for Chocolate #3.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 06, 2007, 10:13:53 PM
Shadowbox: How do you properly pronounce my user name? Answer correctly and I will follow you to the end of my days.

P.S. Bunnicula. That brought on a gigantic flashback.  :)

The Shadowbox pronounces your name "Kovatch"
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 06, 2007, 10:18:11 PM
Shadowbox, on whom would you bet: Bunnicula or Zombie-Rabbit?

It is said:  If one meets Bunnicula in the road, kill him.  However, this may not be applicable to Zombie-Rabbit.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 06, 2007, 10:36:45 PM
Does it sound like Kvetch?

Shadowbox, if I was going to follow you to the end of my days, I'd like to know ... just where the fuck are you going?



PS

This thread seems familiar, are you NickNJ?

The Shadowbox is unmoving and yet it is motion.  It has no destination, but is the very act of wandering.   It is neither punk rock nor New Jersey.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: lunazuga on August 06, 2007, 10:37:05 PM
shadowbox, what are the spooky things that go bump in the night?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Jade Reichert on August 07, 2007, 12:13:03 AM
I don't even know why I am posting, but OK.

Shadowbox...

1. What of Jussi Rautio? What am I to do? He is a terrible thing, yet he is as a part of me as I am to my Mother. He is and I hope will never always be my love. Cursed band.

2. Will Kati and I heal?

3. Who is this Jussi from Warlord. Who is the one that is suppose to heal me?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 07, 2007, 12:17:21 AM
Shadowbox...will BillH ever tire of posting and amending rules?

Words work because they mean something.  Yet, words are like the ebb and flow of sea.  If we cannot define a word's meaning, it doesn't really say anything.   What has clouded our understanding that we must distinguish what is from what is not?

Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: murmur on August 07, 2007, 12:21:36 AM
Will I ever have the courage to tell the one person i love that I love them?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 07, 2007, 12:22:43 AM
Dear shadowbox,

Do you listen to all the voices inside of you?

The great disagreement is unspoken
The Shadowbox that is clear is not the Shadowbox.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 07, 2007, 12:41:06 AM
shadowbox, what are the spooky things that go bump in the night?

Though goblins and sprites may disturb your rest, do not fear them, for their association with the night is simply a combination of ideas produced by the mind.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 07, 2007, 01:30:42 AM
Will I ever have the courage to tell the one person i love that I love them?

As the poets say:

And wilt thou have me fashion into speech
The love I bear thee, finding words enough,
and hold the torch out, while the winds are rough,
Between our faces, to cast light on each?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Mr. Anagrammatism on August 07, 2007, 02:00:11 AM
Where do people go when they leave the Shadowbox?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 07, 2007, 02:32:41 AM
Where do people go when they leave the Shadowbox?

One must leave the Shadowbox periodically in order to know.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Angel Raliel on August 07, 2007, 06:03:21 AM
Do we need to perform sacrifices to get any more answers from the Shadowbox?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 07, 2007, 12:16:18 PM
Do we need to perform sacrifices to get any more answers from the Shadowbox?

Angel Raliel, if you make the proper offering to the Shadowbox, you shall live as long as the Count of Saint-Germain, and be almost as well-dressed.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: SinewandBones on August 07, 2007, 01:25:03 PM
Does one find the contentment he seeks in knowledge or in action?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 07, 2007, 01:54:29 PM
Does one find the contentment he seeks in knowledge or in action?

Rhrevah, contentment is to be found in neither knowledge nor action, simply in being.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Rob on August 07, 2007, 01:56:05 PM
Does one find the contentment he seeks in knowledge or in action?

Rhrevah, contentment is to be found in neither knowledge nor action, simply in being.

How does knowing that make you feel?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 07, 2007, 02:01:07 PM
How does knowing that make you feel?

Rob, the Shadowbox sees you attaining great achievement and wealth in the field of psychotherapy.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Drizz on August 07, 2007, 02:10:14 PM
Shadowbox, where will I be in ten years?

Be gentle; I am fragile.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 07, 2007, 03:06:04 PM
Shadowbox, where will I be in ten years?

Be gentle; I am fragile.

Drizz, The wise traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Paul on August 07, 2007, 06:39:26 PM
Mr. Shadowbox, what must I do to be all-knowing and philosophical like you? Would whisky and weed help?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Drizz on August 07, 2007, 06:40:29 PM
Mr. Shadowbox, what must I do to be all-knowing and philosophical like you? Would whisky and weed help?

Maybe not, but sharing is caring.

 angel
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Paul on August 07, 2007, 06:55:40 PM
Mr. Shadowbox, what must I do to be all-knowing and philosophical like you? Would whisky and weed help?

Maybe not, but sharing is caring.

 angel

Well, you know Drizz, if you were here right now, I'd be giving you a right good..........






















Whisky.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Drizz on August 07, 2007, 06:58:32 PM
 :love2:

you're a nice sharer!!
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: yosmark on August 07, 2007, 07:22:47 PM
Do you miss me Shadowbox???
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Jade Reichert on August 07, 2007, 07:26:18 PM
oh shadowbox, comfort me. For I haven't the answer to whom will heal me now. If you can not answer this, then tel me why Jussi Rautio from Battlelore has to be a jerk, and yet a beautiful one.  :love5:
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 07, 2007, 08:07:26 PM
Mr. Shadowbox, what must I do to be all-knowing and philosophical like you? Would whisky and weed help?

One must be beyond the inclination to make ordinary distinctions to understand the way of the Shadowbox, so be certain to have enough.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 07, 2007, 08:15:31 PM
Do you miss me Shadowbox???

Yosmark, you possess insight into the great simplicity of the architecture of the Shadowbox.  You are part of its unity and are never far away.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 07, 2007, 08:20:27 PM
oh shadowbox, comfort me. For I haven't the answer to whom will heal me now. If you can not answer this, then tel me why Jussi Rautio from Battlelore has to be a jerk, and yet a beautiful one.  :love5:

When one understands that the world is unbroken, one stops needing for it to be fixed.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: caddy on August 07, 2007, 10:15:27 PM
did you help me lose ten pounds, dear shadowbox? did you help me? just say yes.

and after you've uncovered that mysterious mystery, can i have a cheese sandwich?

and following that question, can jizz make your eye hurt, if it gets near or around, or even inside of that orifice? like...make it sore? i'm not asking for my own sake. >_>...
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 08, 2007, 12:34:01 AM
did you help me lose ten pounds, dear shadowbox? did you help me? just say yes.

and after you've uncovered that mysterious mystery, can i have a cheese sandwich?

and following that question, can jizz make your eye hurt, if it gets near or around, or even inside of that orifice? like...make it sore? i'm not asking for my own sake. >_>...

Cadenza, the Shadowbox is a indeed superior diet aid, much closer to the truth than the followers of the Zone or the Atkins.  If one follows the way of the Shadowbox, one may be rewarded with the cheese sandwich, the pint of Häagen-Dazs, and the Cinnabon.

The wise say:

When one ~murrs~
and then ~squees~
and ~snuggles~
until ~floof~
one should ~blink~
lest one ~sigh~

Those who approach events with wide eyes may see less;
Those who are positioned auspiciously have clearer vision.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: caddy on August 08, 2007, 12:39:10 AM
did you help me lose ten pounds, dear shadowbox? did you help me? just say yes.

and after you've uncovered that mysterious mystery, can i have a cheese sandwich?

and following that question, can jizz make your eye hurt, if it gets near or around, or even inside of that orifice? like...make it sore? i'm not asking for my own sake. >_>...

Cadenza, the Shadowbox is a indeed superior diet aid, much closer to the truth than the followers of the Zone or the Atkins.  If one follows the way of the Shadowbox, one may be rewarded with the cheese sandwich, the pint of Häagen-Dazs, and the Cinnabon.

The wise say:

When one ~murrs~
and then ~squees~
and ~snuggles~
until ~floof~
one should ~blink~
lest one ~sigh~

Those who approach events with wide eyes may see less;
Those who are positioned auspiciously have clearer vision.

i have found devotion in thee. O! Shadowbox, i hearken to you with open ears; thine words are like grass that layith, in respite, upon the other side.
i have, thusly, been assuaged.

<3
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Geulincx on August 09, 2007, 12:54:08 AM
Shadowbox, aren't you really a SMF/MySQL Database?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: murmur on August 09, 2007, 12:55:43 AM
Shadowbox how will I do in the new school where I will know no one?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: andrea on August 09, 2007, 02:18:00 AM
Shadowbox, is Sunday night/Early Monday Morning going to come back and bite me on the ass?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 09, 2007, 04:29:00 PM
Shadowbox, aren't you really a SMF/MySQL Database?

Are you insinuating something?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 09, 2007, 04:29:57 PM
Shadowbox, is Sunday night/Early Monday Morning going to come back and bite me on the ass?

Andrea, as it is said:  those who are up late at night with the Helena Bonham Carter movie will be grouchy at work the next day.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 09, 2007, 04:30:56 PM
Shadowbox how will I do in the new school where I will know no one?

Murmuringmurder, the way of the Shadowbox is made because we walk it.  Plunge into the unknown and find your place there.  Just stay away from the cheerleaders.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: lentower on August 11, 2007, 10:23:10 PM
Mr. Shadowbox

Please consult the oracle at delphi
and let us know what you find out
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 12, 2007, 01:06:48 AM
Mr. Shadowbox

Please consult the oracle at delphi
and let us know what you find out


You know, she borrowed three drachmae from me at the Pythian games because she just had to have some souvlaki, and I never got paid back!
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: 85283-071 on August 12, 2007, 01:39:58 AM
Did the spirit of Gerard Finneran smile when HUMANWINE gave him a shout out?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Amyanodyne on August 12, 2007, 02:50:31 AM
That was pretty hilarious.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: lentower on August 12, 2007, 06:07:52 AM
dear shadowbox

why did ms oracle overpay for souvlaki?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: 85283-071 on August 12, 2007, 10:39:41 AM
That was pretty hilarious.

Whoa! You were there?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Great Ma Chao on August 12, 2007, 10:40:38 AM
That was pretty hilarious.

Whoa! You were there?

I believe this calls for a story.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 12, 2007, 11:22:25 AM
Did the spirit of Gerard Finneran smile when HUMANWINE gave him a shout out?

Indeed he did.  Gerard, restless in life from too many high-stakes transactions and intercontinental flights, now often hangs at TT's.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: 85283-071 on August 12, 2007, 12:32:42 PM
That was pretty hilarious.

Whoa! You were there?

I believe this calls for a story.

...but I didn't realize she was there.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Great Ma Chao on August 12, 2007, 12:45:25 PM
No, about Gerard getting a shout-out!
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 12, 2007, 12:52:08 PM
dear shadowbox

why did ms oracle overpay for souvlaki?

Well, they really gouge you at those things.  There's this little place in Thebes where you can get the same thing plus a side salad for only one drachma.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on August 12, 2007, 01:03:12 PM
can you tell me about yourself shadowbox?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: 85283-071 on August 12, 2007, 01:06:52 PM
No, about Gerard getting a shout-out!

You'll have to ask Pixiepaperdoll. I wasn't there.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Great Ma Chao on August 12, 2007, 01:08:57 PM
Oh, wait, so, how'd you find out?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: 85283-071 on August 12, 2007, 01:11:47 PM
I was at the show.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Great Ma Chao on August 12, 2007, 01:13:42 PM
So, you were at the show, but you weren't there for the shout-out.

That was the most complicated bit of simplicity ever.

Edit: Actually, you know what? I'm beyond confused and I doubt that's right, either. Fuck it.

Pixie, you tell the story!
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: 85283-071 on August 12, 2007, 01:16:09 PM
Tara forgot her camera in the Jeep. I had to play gopher. When I returned, it was all over but the crying. It would be awesome if a clip popped up on Youtube. As I understand, Holly incorporated his deceased status into the discussion and lead in to the song.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Briezion on August 12, 2007, 01:36:11 PM
Dear Shadowbox, What is the meaning of life?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on August 12, 2007, 01:38:00 PM
Dear Shadowbox, What is the meaning of life?
ahahah oh fucking god. this is an inside joke that runs around my school. see there was this very EVIL science teacher: Mr. Mulatu. and one day he asked his class "what if the meaning of life?"

Ps. I don't know
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Great Ma Chao on August 12, 2007, 01:39:04 PM
Dear Shadowbox, What is the meaning of life?
ahahah oh fucking god. this is an inside joke that runs around my school. see there was this very EVIL science teacher: Mr. Mulatu. and one day he asked his class "what if the meaning of life?"

Ps. I don't know

Sit on your hands posthaste.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on August 12, 2007, 01:42:49 PM
Dear Shadowbox, What is the meaning of life?
ahahah oh fucking god. this is an inside joke that runs around my school. see there was this very EVIL science teacher: Mr. Mulatu. and one day he asked his class "what if the meaning of life?"

Ps. I don't know

Sit on your hands posthaste.
why?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Great Ma Chao on August 12, 2007, 01:44:46 PM
To occupy them.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on August 12, 2007, 01:49:45 PM
but I don't want to. why don't you do it? tell me about it.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Great Ma Chao on August 12, 2007, 01:50:49 PM
I couldn't, because then I wouldn't be able to respond, which was my point in you doing it, AND AAAAAAAAAAARGHAODIMFGODGIM.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on August 12, 2007, 01:51:29 PM
oh well then.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Mr. Anagrammatism on August 12, 2007, 01:52:56 PM
 :love5:

Does the Shadowbox love me?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 12, 2007, 02:04:44 PM
Dear Shadowbox, What is the meaning of life?

Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally.  If one sits on one's hands, one may observe the world passing but receive a poor grade.  Occupying one's hands may lead to temporary enjoyment, but one may then lose focus.  The wise use their hands temperately.   It is also said:  It is futile to speak to a stone and expect to be answered.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Briezion on August 12, 2007, 02:10:40 PM
Dear Shadowbox, Have you read the second book to "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" called "Answer to the Ultimate Question about Life, the Universe, and Everything"?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 12, 2007, 02:11:39 PM
can you tell me about yourself shadowbox?

The Shadowbox is neither here nor there.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 12, 2007, 02:14:33 PM
Dear Shadowbox, Have you read the second book to "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" called "Answer to the Ultimate Question about Life, the Universe, and Everything"?

The Shadowbox is aware that the second book is entitled The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 12, 2007, 02:15:37 PM
:love5:

Does the Shadowbox love me?

Let the Shadowbox count the ways.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Briezion on August 12, 2007, 02:16:06 PM
Dear Shadowbox, Have you read the second book to "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" called "Answer to the Ultimate Question about Life, the Universe, and Everything"?

The Shadowbox is aware that the second bood is entitled The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
Damn.

So then I ask you, what is the meaning of life?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 12, 2007, 02:33:50 PM
Dear Shadowbox, Have you read the second book to "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" called "Answer to the Ultimate Question about Life, the Universe, and Everything"?

The Shadowbox is aware that the second bood is entitled The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
Damn.

So then I ask you, what is the meaning of life?

Do not panic, young Briezion, for life cannot be reduced to a number.  For the experienced wanderer, all forms of life may be disappearing before one's eyes, and yet one's inner calm is undisturbed.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Briezion on August 12, 2007, 02:44:40 PM
Dear Shadowbox, What Proof is there that life cannot indeed be reduced to a mear number? or is it faith that I am so profoundly guided in that says I must not have worldy proof of what is, but I must believe in that which is not?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on August 12, 2007, 05:46:54 PM
is there life on mars?

Ps. you're an asshole. (not my words!)
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 12, 2007, 08:08:45 PM
Dear Shadowbox, What Proof is there that life cannot indeed be reduced to a mear number? or is it faith that I am so profoundly guided in that says I must not have worldy proof of what is, but I must believe in that which is not?

Briezion, your confusion has obviously clouded your mind, causing your words to be jumbled.  I recommend ten hours of vipassana meditation a day for the next year or two, after which things will be clearer.  Only through this process will you understand the truth.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 12, 2007, 08:20:08 PM
is there life on mars?

Ps. you're an asshole. (not my words!)

Mars is quite lifeless.  The subway closes at midnight, and you can't get a decent martini anywhere.

For you, too, I recommend five or six years of contemplation.  You will need to greatly reduce your posting habits in order to focus your mind.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on August 12, 2007, 08:27:48 PM
the subway here doesn't close at midnight, it goes on 24/7.

Ps. I notice that you don't answer all questions right away, do you go off the computer think a bit then come back to answer the question with such wisdom? or do you go to a specific website and get the answer from there?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: lentower on August 12, 2007, 08:40:09 PM
the shadowbox knows all websights and their content
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Wasteland on August 12, 2007, 08:43:47 PM
Websites*^

Who the fuck is Hesperus?

Is swearing considered conspiring against the new regime? I didn't read the rules. Mr. A? Mr. A? Where are you, Mr. A?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Mr. Anagrammatism on August 12, 2007, 08:48:03 PM
No one knows neither.

We're only here for BillH's marketing plan
We only want what's best for BillH
We're only here for BillH's marketing plan
BillH needs a helping hand.

And if BillH says we're happy
We must be happy
We must be happy
We must be happy with his board.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 12, 2007, 08:51:09 PM
Websites*^

Who the fuck is Hesperus?

Is swearing considered conspiring against the new regime? I didn't read the rules. Mr. A? Mr. A? Where are you, Mr. A?

Wasteland, the Shadowbox welcomes you back into the fold.  Your confusion about the Shadowbox's great transformation is understandable.  All forms of speech are allowable* in the new regime of the Shadowbox.  Mr. A has been reincarnated as My Blue Period.

*see "Rules" for exceptions.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Wasteland on August 12, 2007, 08:52:38 PM
Is "My Blue Period" a new Dolls song? We've covered so many parts of the vagina already, so why not hit up that uterus, right?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Wasteland on August 12, 2007, 08:58:27 PM
And can BillH give me a job adding bands on Myspace? I think I might really have a career in selling my soul. Can I talk about Tara, without talking FOR HER or starting a whole thread for it? Was that rule directed at Wyatt? Was she banned or is she just not here? Who's banned already, anyhow?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Geulincx on August 12, 2007, 09:21:08 PM
Hey, Wasteland.  Tara wasn't banned, she got fed up and left--you can read the entire saga:

http://theshadowbox.net/ddbb/viewtopic.php?t=16049
http://theshadowbox.net/ddbb/viewtopic.php?t=16072

The latest dust-up was in the Gerard Finneran thread (called something like "A Young Family Member"--you can't miss it--it should be on page 3 or so by now and is about 25 pages long).  I dunno...Coprophagiac showed up as the Master of Cheese and then got banned again...as far as the rules go, I think we mostly ignore them unless threatened, so I wouldn't worry about it if I were you.  I figure the time when my posts are deemed too offensive would be the time for me to leave, anyway.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Wasteland on August 12, 2007, 09:28:10 PM
wouldn't worry about it

Thanks for quieting my darkest inner worry.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: lentower on August 12, 2007, 09:29:15 PM
Websites*^

websights is an alternative word for the same set of internet objects

We must be happy with his board.

i've always though it was amanda's board?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Geulincx on August 12, 2007, 09:31:54 PM
wouldn't worry about it

Thanks for quieting my darkest inner worry.

Anytime!
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Briezion on August 12, 2007, 09:37:26 PM
Dear shadowbox, If My Blue Period is now Mr. A, are you mr. A in ascention form, or someother being of the likes?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Amyanodyne on August 13, 2007, 07:55:22 AM
That was pretty hilarious.

Whoa! You were there?

I believe this calls for a story.

...but I didn't realize she was there.

I'm not great at recounting stories, but yes I was there. (I'm kind of shy, so I don't usually say hi to Shadowbox people I recognize unless they come up to me.)  Before going into a new song (Defiled Corpse) about a dead friend, she mentioned that she needed to give a shoutout to another dead friend and then stumbled over pronouncing his name (which she had written on her arm,) correctly, and mentioned that he'd had some controversy lately or something. (I think Katherine was standing near me, and she assured Holly that she'd said the name right.) A few people cheered. That was about it. Most of the crowd seemed confused. Then they played the song, which I thought was a bit outside their usual style, but very good.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Drizz on August 13, 2007, 11:30:04 AM
Ps. I notice that you don't answer all questions right away, do you go off the computer think a bit then come back to answer the question with such wisdom? or do you go to a specific website and get the answer from there?

Haste makes waste, mutha fucka.

Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 13, 2007, 12:45:24 PM
Dear shadowbox, If My Blue Period is now Mr. A, are you mr. A in ascention form, or someother being of the likes?

The Shadowbox is pure transformation, young Briezion.   For you, much silent contemplation is still required.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 13, 2007, 12:50:32 PM
Ps. I notice that you don't answer all questions right away, do you go off the computer think a bit then come back to answer the question with such wisdom? or do you go to a specific website and get the answer from there?

Haste makes waste, mutha fucka.



Those on the path of the Shadowbox must be patient.  The Shadowbox speaks with its own wisdom, but does chat with Chuang-Tzu periodically.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 13, 2007, 12:53:38 PM
I think I might really have a career in selling my soul.

Wasteland, the souls of those who wander the path of the Shadowbox are already lost.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Mr. Anagrammatism on August 13, 2007, 01:03:58 PM
Wasteland, the soles of those who wander the path of the transformed Shadowbox are already lost.

Which is why everyone should take advantage of the great shoe sale going on only today at Zappos (formerly BillH shoes).

Huge markdowns, incredible selection, free shipping.
You will not regret ordering your fashionable new shoes today!

http://www.zappos.com/sale.zhtml?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: 85283-071 on August 13, 2007, 05:54:45 PM
That was pretty hilarious.

Whoa! You were there?

I believe this calls for a story.

...but I didn't realize she was there.

I'm not great at recounting stories, but yes I was there. (I'm kind of shy, so I don't usually say hi to Shadowbox people I recognize unless they come up to me.)  Before going into a new song (Defiled Corpse) about a dead friend, she mentioned that she needed to give a shoutout to another dead friend and then stumbled over pronouncing his name (which she had written on her arm,) correctly, and mentioned that he'd had some controversy lately or something. (I think Katherine was standing near me, and she assured Holly that she'd said the name right.) A few people cheered. That was about it. Most of the crowd seemed confused. Then they played the song, which I thought was a bit outside their usual style, but very good.

It was written on her hand, in silver. I wrote it.

I wish I had caught the shout out though. It would have enriched my week greatly.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Paul on August 15, 2007, 05:45:57 PM
Dear Mr. Shadowbox, why did the board vanish for two days, leaving me with nothing to do but go to the pub and watch some soccer?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 15, 2007, 06:09:50 PM
Dear Mr. Shadowbox, why did the board vanish for two days, leaving me with nothing to do but go to the pub and watch some soccer?

The Shadowbox thought it would be a good idea if all of you got out of the house for a change.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Paul on August 15, 2007, 06:31:34 PM
Dear Mr. Shadowbox, why did the board vanish for two days, leaving me with nothing to do but go to the pub and watch some soccer?

The Shadowbox thought it would be a good idea if all of you got out of the house for a change.

Well, my local pub has had free wireless internet in it for the past year, so having a Carlsberg, watching the football and posting on the Shadowbox at the same time makes no difference to me!
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Wasteland on August 15, 2007, 09:11:50 PM
So does that mean I'm hired?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Briezion on August 15, 2007, 10:17:13 PM
Dear Shadowbox, Do I have the ability to contain myself whilst in silent contemplation?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 15, 2007, 11:55:32 PM
So does that mean I'm hired?

Please report to Hesperus at 8 am tomorrow morning.  $5.25/hr, no health insurance.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 16, 2007, 12:00:11 AM
Dear Shadowbox, Do I have the ability to contain myself whilst in silent contemplation?

Although it will be a difficult task, the Shadowbox has faith.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Wires+Waves on August 16, 2007, 12:05:23 AM
Shadowbox,

Is my sporatic presence here appreciated, or is there a great collective internet mumble of "Who is that?" when I appear?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 16, 2007, 01:45:18 AM
Shadowbox,

Is my sporatic presence here appreciated, or is there a great collective internet mumble of "Who is that?" when I appear?

Wires+Waves, some post ten times while others post ten thousand, and yet there is no reason to feel insecure.  Do not look to the flowing river of voices for a mirror, for they will not provide the wholeness you seek.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: lentower on August 17, 2007, 09:17:28 PM
dear the shadowbox,

why is the box in shadow?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 18, 2007, 10:55:37 AM
The Great Darkness that passes over the Shadowbox is always there, casting its essence on the actions of those beneath.  And yet, if one were to see the Shadowbox as if one were a great bird looking down upon the earth, would not one see a consistent pattern?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: lentower on August 18, 2007, 02:15:21 PM
dear the shadowbox,

why is the box consistent chaos?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 18, 2007, 11:18:49 PM
dear the shadowbox,

why is the box consistent chaos?

The poets say:

Not chaos-like together crushed and bruised,
But as the world, harmoniously confused:
Where order in variety we see,
And where, though all things differ, all agree.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Briezion on August 18, 2007, 11:38:07 PM
Dear shadowpox, How do you predict my first painting on canvas experience will go?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: lentower on August 18, 2007, 11:45:55 PM
dear the shadowbox

what color is your skin?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy on August 18, 2007, 11:48:43 PM
dear shadowbox,

will I die alone?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 19, 2007, 12:32:25 AM
The Shadowbox predicts all three of you will die alone in separate painting accidents leaving your bodies covered in Pantone 292.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Mr. Anagrammatism on August 19, 2007, 01:14:06 AM
Dear Shadowbox,

Do you feel typecast in the same old role?

A.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: lentower on August 19, 2007, 06:46:00 AM
dear the shadowbox,

why have you stopped being loved?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 19, 2007, 11:10:33 AM
Dear Shadowbox,

Do you feel typecast in the same old role?

A.

The Shadowbox, being a fulcrum for all of the thoughts that pass through it, occasionally reflects grouchiness and sarcasm.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: lentower on August 19, 2007, 12:45:01 PM
dear the shadowbox,

where do you stand relative to the fulcrum?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: 85283-071 on August 19, 2007, 12:51:56 PM
Dear Shadowbox,

Would you send your only begotten son to Earth to die for our sins?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: scarletdulcinea on August 19, 2007, 12:54:58 PM
Or at least a parrot?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 19, 2007, 01:39:22 PM
Dear Shadowbox,

Would you send your only begotten son to Earth to die for our sins?

The Shadowbox is pure unbroken spirit, and would never indulge in incestuous sadomasochism.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: 85283-071 on August 19, 2007, 01:41:57 PM
How about the parrot? Rainbow Lorikeets are awesome.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 19, 2007, 01:48:39 PM
Or at least a parrot?

Yea, it is said:  Unto the end times of the Shadowbox, the slaying of the provacateur by jealous Romans shall cause its spirit to be resurrected in a stuffed parrot in a Parisian garrett, whereupon it shall return to the Shadowbox and cleanse the self-righteous with its squawking.  In these days shall the parrot lie down with the badger.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Paul on August 19, 2007, 07:22:04 PM
Dear Mr. Shadowbox,

What can the various solutions of the Friendman-Lemaitre-Robertson-Walker Metric for an isotropic energy-momentum tensor at singularity point tell us about the true nature of Einstein-Riemannian spacetime and the future of the universe?

Just to remind you -

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/0/d/0/0d03de77775b94f4d0d113874322aea1.png)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/4/c/d/4cd22d219a75235bb31a68ff48577ad8.png)



Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: imaginary friend on August 19, 2007, 08:35:22 PM
Why does Kentucky Fried Chicken use the song "Sweet Home ALABAMA" in their TV ad campaigns?

plur
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 20, 2007, 12:36:41 AM
Dear Mr. Shadowbox,

What can the various solutions of the Friendman-Lemaitre-Robertson-Walker Metric for an isotropic energy-momentum tensor at singularity point tell us about the true nature of Einstein-Riemannian spacetime and the future of the universe?

Just to remind you -

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/0/d/0/0d03de77775b94f4d0d113874322aea1.png)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/4/c/d/4cd22d219a75235bb31a68ff48577ad8.png)


Indeed, whether the Shadowbox will expand, remain constant, or contract is one of the great mysteries.   However, the constantly wise suggest that the shadowy, even dark energy that permeates the Shadowbox will fuel its expansion, along with a decent album or two.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Mr. Anagrammatism on August 20, 2007, 12:38:54 AM
^
LOL!
This is great!  ;D ;D ;D



... and has there ever been a song about Kentucky?  :uglystupid2:
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 20, 2007, 01:03:01 AM
Hurricane Hugo, some say Kentucky is not Alabama, others that Alabama is not Kentucky.  And yet, are they not both the South?  The powerful Have Written:

"We appreciate that you took the time to contact us regarding one of our commercials. We are always happy to hear from our customers. In regards to your question as to why the song “Sweet Home Alabama” is being played in the background of this particular commercial, it is because it's Southern-inspired and that’s what KFC is all about.

Thank you again for contacting us.

Regards
Diane Bloem
KFC Public Relations"
(http://www.uncoveror.com/alabama.htm)

However, the Shadowbox must still question whether the choice of Lynard Skynard was made with wisdom.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: gargantuan on August 20, 2007, 01:18:16 AM
Why does Kentucky Fried Chicken use the song "Sweet Home ALABAMA" in their TV ad campaigns?

plur
Thats really fucking weird. I was thinking that same thing watching family guy or futurama tonight.

I was quite conscious of what song it was and it was irking me. yes, IRK
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Mr. Anagrammatism on August 20, 2007, 05:56:11 PM
Why is everything shit?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Paul on August 20, 2007, 07:16:58 PM
Herr Shadowbox,

Ich habe English vergessen. Was kann ich tun?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 21, 2007, 12:46:39 AM
Herr Shadowbox,

Ich habe English vergessen. Was kann ich tun?

Englisch*
   
Dein Deutsch ist auch nicht so gut.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Shadowbox on August 21, 2007, 12:49:42 AM
Why is everything shit?

World-Weariness is part of the way of the world.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Mr. Anagrammatism on August 22, 2007, 01:13:15 AM
Why am I compelled to keep coming back here?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: imaginary friend on August 22, 2007, 01:43:08 AM
Why am I compelled to keep coming back here?

Because you were really the last rat on the Pequod.

plur
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Paul on August 22, 2007, 04:43:07 PM
Dear Mr. Shadowbox,

Will Amanda soon get bored of the old Piano-Drums Punk Cabaret routine, dye her hair blond, put on her 70s disco miniskirts and become a camp electro-disco icon a la Alison Goldfrapp?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: 85283-071 on August 22, 2007, 06:27:50 PM
I do not bring a question this time, but an observation. I expected humor and cynicism in this thread. While the former is present, the prevailing sense I have of this thread is that it contains simple wisdom. It reads much as an Ask Buddha thread might.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: murmur on August 22, 2007, 06:43:42 PM
Dear shadowbox, why are all of my muscles spazzing and twitching today?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Rob on August 24, 2007, 01:40:25 PM
A two-parter...

Who is midnight, and why is she so sensitive about Taco Bell?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: andrea on August 24, 2007, 02:49:47 PM
If the planet that is supposed to be between mars and jupiter had actually formed, what would it be called?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Mr. Anagrammatism on August 24, 2007, 07:03:55 PM
Roger?

... I'm not as good at this as The Shadowbox :embarassed:
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: lentower on August 25, 2007, 01:22:44 AM
dear the shadowbox

why don't we have solar and lunar eclispes each month?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: murmur on August 25, 2007, 01:26:42 AM
Dear shadowbox, School starts Monday. I am extremely nervous what should I do to boost my confidence so I don't turn into a blabbering idiot when I get to school.
Sincerely,
Kristen
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: 85283-071 on August 25, 2007, 10:44:30 AM
dear the shadowbox

why don't we have solar and lunar eclispes each month?


Because the Earth and Moon do not follow orbits that are defined by a plane through the middle of the sun.

Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: lentower on August 25, 2007, 02:34:37 PM
dear the shadowbox

why don't we have solar and lunar eclispes each month?
Because the Earth and Moon do not follow orbits that are defined by a plane through the middle of the sun.
More precisely,
'cause the plane of the moon's orbit around the earth is declined by more then ~.5 degree,
from the earth's orbit aound the sun
one has to take into account the diameter of the earth

perhaps the shadowbox will still reply!
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: murmur on August 26, 2007, 05:12:39 PM
Shadowbox will you answer my first question before school tomorrow?  =]
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: lentower on August 26, 2007, 07:56:19 PM
dear the shadowbox,

are you an inter-dimensional time traveler?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Paul on August 26, 2007, 08:01:36 PM
Dear The Shadowbox,

Where ARE you?

People are waiting for your answers. Please don't do an Amy Winehouse on us....
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: andrea on August 26, 2007, 08:16:35 PM
Dear SB,

What's the best cure for my cold?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: T K on August 26, 2007, 10:09:24 PM
Dear The Shadowbox,

Where ARE you?

People are waiting for your answers. Please don't do an Amy Winehouse on us....
8)
Dear Shadowbox,

Are you in rehab?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: yosmark on April 27, 2008, 11:49:25 PM
Dear Shadowbox can you still answer questions? if so why are the graphic design chics so hot?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: lentower on April 27, 2008, 11:58:09 PM
Dear Shadowbox,

Why did you add all these new boards?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: jtaylor on April 28, 2008, 12:47:49 AM
Dear Shadowbox,
is it odd that I rediscovered this thread the day before it was bumped?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Hayley Fiasco! on April 28, 2008, 02:37:04 AM
Dear Shadowbox,

Why did you add all these new boards?

yeah, seriously, talk about unnecessary and confusing!
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Angel Raliel on April 28, 2008, 04:59:33 AM
The Shadowbox requires a priesthood who will channel the answers to the pilgrims questions....
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: 85283-071 on April 28, 2008, 02:21:24 PM
Dear Shadowbox,

Why did you add all these new boards?

yeah, seriously, talk about unnecessary and confusing!


Confusing?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Bill H on April 28, 2008, 04:02:37 PM
I think it was sarcasm.

Dear Shadowbox,

Why did you add all these new boards?

yeah, seriously, talk about unnecessary and confusing!


Confusing?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Rob on April 28, 2008, 07:57:35 PM
I think it was sarcasm.

Dear Shadowbox,

Why did you add all these new boards?

yeah, seriously, talk about unnecessary and confusing!




Confusing?

Wait...What?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: CeeGBee on April 28, 2008, 10:29:24 PM
I think it was sarcasm.

Dear Shadowbox,

Why did you add all these new boards?

yeah, seriously, talk about unnecessary and confusing!




Confusing?

Wait...What?
Huh?   I'm konfyoozed...
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: 85283-071 on April 28, 2008, 11:37:00 PM
I really think some people are having trouble with the transition.


He who rejects change is the architect of decay.  The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery.  ~Harold Wilson

They must often change, who would be constant in happiness or wisdom.  ~Confucius

If you want to make enemies, try to change something.  `Woodrow Wilson
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: CeeGBee on April 28, 2008, 11:51:03 PM
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.  - Yer Mom
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Kovacs on April 29, 2008, 12:00:55 AM
Enhance...enhance........enhance..............enhance. - Super Troopers
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: CeeGBee on April 29, 2008, 12:04:26 AM
'ella    'ella   'ella   eh    eh   eh.....   - Rhianna
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Cheddars Cousin on April 29, 2008, 12:06:33 AM
Enhance...enhance........enhance..............enhance. - Super Troopers

http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/A-sOPgaztjI
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: 85283-071 on April 29, 2008, 01:43:40 AM
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.  - Yer Mom

She always was a few species short of biodiversity.


Let's consult my grandmother!

Quote from: Grandmother Schoen
Not broken? Every social system is a little broken. That's why communities evolve. Besides, there are ways of changing things that aren't necessarily fixing them. When Grandfather painted his 1972 Imperial, was that fixing it? No, but it sure did improve the damn thing. As long as you have summoned me from beyond the grave, ask them if they really can't think of a single thing that might have inspired a feeling of needing to fix things. From up here, when the orgies stop for long enough to allow me to pay attention, I could see a few glaring problems.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Cheddars Cousin on April 29, 2008, 11:30:34 AM
If it's not broken, break it!
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: CeeGBee on April 29, 2008, 12:25:55 PM
If it's not broken, break it!
uh....  Johnny Rotten?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: CeeGBee on April 29, 2008, 03:20:12 PM
Are CAPTCHAs case sensitive?

I suppose I could experiment, or maybe just poke around the "official site", but it's not that
important to me.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Kovacs on April 29, 2008, 04:10:37 PM
I think most aren't, since it's too easy to mess up a capital I and a lowercase l, but I'm not sure.

Wait. Do I have to...have I angered...*looks over shoulder to nothing but blackness*

(static)
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Hayley Fiasco! on April 30, 2008, 10:57:09 PM
I think it was sarcasm.

Dear Shadowbox,

Why did you add all these new boards?

yeah, seriously, talk about unnecessary and confusing!


Confusing?

No I was not being sarcastic.

And no Wyatt, I am not intolerable to change... It's just taking something that was simple and easy and dividing it in to like a 5 more categories. i just like everything else and anarchy as the more scandalous everything else - so how can you have an everything else and then be like "everything else but..."
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: jtaylor on April 30, 2008, 11:43:55 PM
if my opinion counted i would agree

anyway,
Dear Shadowbox,
electricity or magnetism?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: 85283-071 on May 01, 2008, 06:54:24 PM
It's not as if you need to solve a riddle to get to any of the sections. This is leisure activity. You have time. If you want to check the new sections, you can. If you don't, you don't have to. Easy and simple. Easier and simpler, in fact, than sifting through dozens of threads like "Talk about the last person's butt", Inventory all the items in your bedroom", "Happy Birthday, spambot #119" to get to a thread discussing an actual idea. Some people prefer green M&Ms. Now they are in separate bowls. They are all still on the same table. They are easy enough to get to.

I have seen this arrangement on dozens of forums. It solves a HUGE problem. Unfortunately, it is a problem that is only recognized by a certain percentage of people. It's like having kids at the grownup's table. The kids don't see the problem, but the adults would like to see conversation a little more segregated. It makes the forum more appealing to a number of people who might try it on for size. If someone wants idle chatter, it is still there. Fucking hell. Are people so offended by the suggestion that list threads are idle chatter that they not only want them to exist in quantity, but they want simultaneous billing with mindful conversation? Is the indignation so deeply ingrained that you can't see the value in giving subject driven threads a sanctuary from form driven threads? (Those two terms should be credited to another forum member, but I won't call her out unless she wants to take credit).

It's not confusing. It's not complicated. Forums all over the globe do this. Don't insult yourself by suggesting it's too complicated for you to grasp.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Bill H on May 01, 2008, 11:14:43 PM
It's just an extra click or 2 to get to some of the more serious topics.  I'm lazy as hell and I can commit to those extra clicks if I have something I wanna say or of I wanna follow a thread.  Give it a coupla weeks and maybe you will like it better?  Maybe...

I think it was sarcasm.

Dear Shadowbox,

Why did you add all these new boards?

yeah, seriously, talk about unnecessary and confusing!


Confusing?

No I was not being sarcastic.

And no Wyatt, I am not intolerable to change... It's just taking something that was simple and easy and dividing it in to like a 5 more categories. i just like everything else and anarchy as the more scandalous everything else - so how can you have an everything else and then be like "everything else but..."
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Molotovna on May 01, 2008, 11:21:06 PM
I can understand and work with the change, but I'm still undecided on whether or not I think it was necessary. Not that my opinion will count for much. :shrug:
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Musings on May 01, 2008, 11:35:54 PM
It might not have been necessary, but I think it makes things a bit nicer and simpler in terms of finding exactly the threads you might want to respond to.  I don't really have a whole lot to contribute to the Personal or Enterntainment sections, but I do tend to gravitate to stuff in the Grey Matters and Current Events arena.  The new sections mean that I don't have to scroll through a lot of threads that I'm not interested in to get to what I want to respond to.

I was the one who said that the new division seems to be between threads that center around form that tend to be much more broad and varied in scope (Random thought, This or That, etc.) and threads that center around subject that tend to be more in depth (Current Events, Personal, Entertainment).  By nature, because form threads tend to have a lot of randomness, you're not going to get in depth to one subject so much as have fun with different creations around the form. 

One nice thing about this is once discussion about a subject is over, it gets pushed to the bottom and not really revitalized, but there are a lot of people who contribute to "form" threads everyday and so they are consistently at the top/most recent of the former Everything Else section.  Again, I enjoyed the form threads for a while, but just don't contribute as much anymore, and so I have to scroll through those to get to the threads that interest me.

I think after adjustment, this will be easier and people will be able to find what they want to post in faster.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: 85283-071 on May 02, 2008, 12:20:29 AM

One nice thing about this is once discussion about a subject is over, it gets pushed to the bottom and not really revitalized, but there are a lot of people who contribute to "form" threads everyday and so they are consistently at the top/most recent of the former Everything Else section.  Again, I enjoyed the form threads for a while, but just don't contribute as much anymore, and so I have to scroll through those to get to the threads that interest me.

Very good points. Some conversations deserve to not get buried. We all know, as rich as a conversation might be, it gets lost if it drops to the bottom of the page... or off the page. With the proliferation of "Tell me what your dog did this morning" threads, this is likely to happen far too often, just because the conversation lapses for a bit.

Necessary? I don't know what the standard is for "necessary", but I do know that this move is a good one.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: J_Beck on May 02, 2008, 09:02:42 AM
Doesn't a happy birthday thread lose all its meaning when they are all the same, extremely frequent and with nothing personalizing them?

It's like there's a single hallmark card being sent to every single person.

Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Molotovna on May 02, 2008, 10:26:27 AM

One nice thing about this is once discussion about a subject is over, it gets pushed to the bottom and not really revitalized, but there are a lot of people who contribute to "form" threads everyday and so they are consistently at the top/most recent of the former Everything Else section.  Again, I enjoyed the form threads for a while, but just don't contribute as much anymore, and so I have to scroll through those to get to the threads that interest me.

Very good points. Some conversations deserve to not get buried. We all know, as rich as a conversation might be, it gets lost if it drops to the bottom of the page... or off the page. With the proliferation of "Tell me what your dog did this morning" threads, this is likely to happen far too often, just because the conversation lapses for a bit.

This I can agree with.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Bill H on May 02, 2008, 01:14:40 PM
That's something built into the board system.  Since they are all boards within a board it lists them as such.  If I could change it I would.  I hate children.

But, Shadowbox, am I missing something?  Why are these new subsections called Child Boards?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: 85283-071 on May 02, 2008, 07:08:08 PM
If my Lil' Lindsay account was not de-activated, she'd have had something to say about that.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Bill H on May 02, 2008, 07:11:24 PM
She was a troublemaker.  They are ALL troublemakers.  ::shakes fist::

If my Lil' Lindsay account was not de-activated, she'd have had something to say about that.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Hayley Fiasco! on May 03, 2008, 09:11:42 PM
It's not as if you need to solve a riddle to get to any of the sections. This is leisure activity. You have time. If you want to check the new sections, you can. If you don't, you don't have to. Easy and simple. Easier and simpler, in fact, than sifting through dozens of threads like "Talk about the last person's butt", Inventory all the items in your bedroom", "Happy Birthday, spambot #119" to get to a thread discussing an actual idea. Some people prefer green M&Ms. Now they are in separate bowls. They are all still on the same table. They are easy enough to get to.

I have seen this arrangement on dozens of forums. It solves a HUGE problem. Unfortunately, it is a problem that is only recognized by a certain percentage of people. It's like having kids at the grownup's table. The kids don't see the problem, but the adults would like to see conversation a little more segregated. It makes the forum more appealing to a number of people who might try it on for size. If someone wants idle chatter, it is still there. Fucking hell. Are people so offended by the suggestion that list threads are idle chatter that they not only want them to exist in quantity, but they want simultaneous billing with mindful conversation? Is the indignation so deeply ingrained that you can't see the value in giving subject driven threads a sanctuary from form driven threads? (Those two terms should be credited to another forum member, but I won't call her out unless she wants to take credit).

It's not confusing. It's not complicated. Forums all over the globe do this. Don't insult yourself by suggesting it's too complicated for you to grasp.

I see what your saying. It just requires more effort now to determine where to post a new thread haha.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: 85283-071 on May 04, 2008, 01:49:58 AM
To contrast, it would be simplest to have only one section.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: CeeGBee on May 12, 2010, 12:09:45 AM
Big bump (no pun or sarcasm intended)....

crossposted from random-thoughts:

I just realized that I have no idea what I'm supposed to wear for graduation. I'm kinda suprised it took me that long considering I've sorta been obsessing over anything graduation related. Haha.
Typically, isn't there a cap & gown kinda thing involved?  ...and you should probably wear
something underneath as well, but since no one can see it, does it matter what?
I don't know, I've never graduated...
Ben's mom said no long pants, and no flip flops, and no heels, and she suggested nothing white or yellow or light colored. That leaves me with pajama shorts, a dress-like Dale Jr. t-shirt, and pink rain boots. Baby is making me fat and all of my other clothes are uncomfortable, and I don't have any other shoes.

Any sensible advice from someone better qualified than I?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Angel Raliel on May 12, 2010, 01:48:49 AM
something in latex with lots of straps
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: lentower on May 12, 2010, 08:27:23 AM
Doesn't a happy birthday thread lose all its meaning when they are all the same, extremely frequent and with nothing personalizing them?

It's like there's a single hallmark card being sent to every single person.

not to each single person, and almost all  the birthday threads have had persoanlized posts.

i know i have seen the one (two?) threads in honor of my birthday quite different than all the rest!
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Cheddars Cousin on May 12, 2010, 03:05:48 PM
Nice way to go back 2 years ...

I wore levis a t-shirt and blue canvas vans to my graduation (under my gown, of course.). 
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: jtaylor on May 12, 2010, 05:01:54 PM
At my graduation we had to wear something formal beneath our robes.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: imaginary friend on May 12, 2010, 07:20:43 PM
something in latex with lots of straps

this would probably be best.  :)

#@!
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Andy Pants on July 09, 2010, 10:10:06 AM
Revived.

Who is the Shadowboxer in the band called Bird Eats Baby? I haven't used twitter in a long time, but I've just started using it again and they've tweeted at me once or twice. I'm sure they're related to Amanda or the box in some way, but I can't remember how.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Captain Oblivious on July 13, 2010, 10:14:25 AM
I don't know but this might help? http://www.birdeatsbaby.co.uk/band.html
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: JohnnyDBBUK on July 13, 2010, 10:47:50 AM
BirdEatsBaby Shadowboxer

(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/tjuBV4NbCng/0.jpg)

Mishkin Fitzgerald nee Mullaly
boardname:     mishkinmullaly
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Indja on July 13, 2010, 03:45:03 PM
OK I NEED HELP.

I have not a lot of money - I'd say about £300, or pooooossibly up to £500 - and going to uni this year. I do not have a laptop. I feel I may need one. I'd actually really like a proper desktop computer, not a huge one but... a proper one ;) I don't know anything about computers, so I don't know what I can get or if I'm even kidding myself that I'd get anything any good, but...

Basically, like I said, I don't know a fucking thing about computers and need some help on what to get, etc.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: lucy on July 13, 2010, 04:24:42 PM
Whatever you do, DON'T get a Compaq laptop or desktop.  Compaq fail at everything.
hm, i have a compaq laptop and it works perfectly, never had any issues with it. i used to have fujitsu desktops and there was always something wrong with them.
i've never had a toshiba or lg though, but what i've heard is all pretty good.

edit: by the way, i have the compaq presario cq71-310. it cost me a little less than £400. the newer version is a little over £400 i think.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Morpheus Laughing on July 13, 2010, 04:31:31 PM
OK I NEED HELP.

I have not a lot of money - I'd say about £300, or pooooossibly up to £500 - and going to uni this year. I do not have a laptop. I feel I may need one. I'd actually really like a proper desktop computer, not a huge one but... a proper one ;) I don't know anything about computers, so I don't know what I can get or if I'm even kidding myself that I'd get anything any good, but...

Basically, like I said, I don't know a fucking thing about computers and need some help on what to get, etc.
What software do you want to run?
Consider also that if you have a desktop computer you'll also need a monitor (unless you buy a package deal but it's probably cheaper not to).
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: lucy on July 13, 2010, 04:40:18 PM
don't take the compaq insult personally.  i just had a few friends that all got compaq computers and they all broke within the year.  i've heard they're really slow, too. 

i was skeptical about getting a toshiba, because i thought it was quite an old fashioned make (which it actually is) but my laptop's fantastic.  it's a bit bulkier than my old one, but she loads up really quickly and i've not had any problems with her at all.
i didn't even know lg did computers til we got one  :embarassed: but it's pretty good.
i didn't take it personally! i just thought i'd share my thoughts. i got my compaq in february, so i suppose a lot can still go wrong, but with the desktops that i've had, the issues started pretty much immediately. my compaq is pretty fast though. i don't really have any laptops to compare it to, but compared to my previous desktops, it's really fast.
haha i've only known about lg computers for a few months or so. first i thought they only made phones :P

oh and indja, do you know if you might need to take your laptop with you to uni or somewhere else? in my first year, i'll need to take my laptop with me to school regularly, which is the main reason why i didn't get a desktop. when i'm at home it's connected to a monitor and an external keyboard, so it feels like working with a desktop when i'm at home.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: JohnnyDBBUK on July 13, 2010, 04:41:06 PM
OK I NEED HELP.

I have not a lot of money - I'd say about £300, or pooooossibly up to £500 - and going to uni this year. I do not have a laptop. I feel I may need one. I'd actually really like a proper desktop computer, not a huge one but... a proper one ;) I don't know anything about computers, so I don't know what I can get or if I'm even kidding myself that I'd get anything any good, but...

Basically, like I said, I don't know a fucking thing about computers and need some help on what to get, etc.

Indja few questions:
What will you be studying and what apps are you going to be running?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Indja on July 13, 2010, 04:43:20 PM
I have no problem at all with mixy-matchy. On thinking about it, I should be getting a big smelly payday at the end of this month - think like three months worth in one xD - so my budget might swell a fair bit. Then again, this is the prime season for Manchester vintage fairs, so it may in fact buckle and collapse entirely in the name of to-die-for skirts and monster-killer jackets ;)

...sorry, got distracted.

The stuff I'm going to be running is nothing too shmancy - internet, word documents, MSN and Skype, nothing else especially magnifico. Then again, I really, REALLY don't like having to buy new stuff - I'm not one of these to upgrade if I can help it - and I'd really like to do some music stuff on it later on, maybe some arty things as well. The main thing is that I tend to do everything at once (right now I'm streaming a video, on the Box, on MSN and Skype, downloading some stuff onto my MP3 player and typing a bunch of stuff up, though I don't think any of that takes up a big amount of... whatever it is that running things take up).


@Lucy - I don't think I'd need to take it with me - I fucking hate typing, I really only do it so people can read it, so if I'm making notes it'll be on paper. Same as if I'm revising or researching things - books, pen and paper ftw.


Also, OH MY GOD STOP ALL WRITING NEW REPLIES WHEN I'M TRYING TO WRITE A POST!! xD

@Johnny! - I'll be studying theology. I think apps means what I said already. But I dunno. What's an app? I thought an app was like one of those things that you use on other people's iPhones to make pictures of them look like they're fat.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: CeeGBee on July 13, 2010, 05:38:13 PM
iPhone calls the various little tricks it can learn "apps" because it has delusions of being a computer.
Darned handy, sure, but not real "applications" such as one uses to do things on one's real "computer"....


...and I belong to the bad-experiences-with-Compaq club.  We got one new many years ago, and it
never worked as well as the refurbished-antique machines we've had since.

We've had good luck with Dell machines.  Macs are good, of course, but they're absurdly expensive,
and if you're used to dealing with a PC, there's a learning curve.


Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Indja on July 13, 2010, 05:42:28 PM
On the app conversation, and the fact I've been watching "Castle" pretty literally all day, there was a jolly larks moment in one episode I watched today when a hardcore FBI lady took a photo of a fingerprint and sent it to the lab for analysis and the lovely Nostril King stares and goes, "...there's an app for that?!" Cracked me right up.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Half Mar on July 13, 2010, 05:48:38 PM
Macs are good, of course, but they're absurdly expensive,

Mhm, that's probably the only reason I hate Macs ;)


I have a Asus notebook. Not really recommending it though, since it isn't that great all the time...
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: JohnnyDBBUK on July 13, 2010, 05:51:29 PM
Indja a Dell or HP laptop would do you fine.
Acer might be cheaper but they look and feel nasty.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: overratedtoejam on July 13, 2010, 06:56:44 PM
Indja a Dell or HP laptop would do you fine.
Acer might be cheaper but they look and feel nasty.

i agree. NEVER get an acer laptop. they suck beyond belief.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Epigrammic Poultry on July 16, 2010, 11:30:42 AM
why do dunlop make guitar accessories and sports equipment?

and also, I'm getting a buzz on my uke up until the fifth fret?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: imaginary friend on July 16, 2010, 12:04:58 PM
why do dunlop make guitar accessories and sports equipment?

and also, I'm getting a buzz on my uke up until the fifth fret?

1) because the company has acquired other companies over the years that made those things and slapped the parent company name on 'em.

2) on one string or all strings? most likely it's a crappy fret job, but it could be neck bow.

#@!
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Epigrammic Poultry on July 16, 2010, 01:45:54 PM
why do dunlop make guitar accessories and sports equipment?

and also, I'm getting a buzz on my uke up until the fifth fret?

1) because the company has acquired other companies over the years that made those things and slapped the parent company name on 'em.

2) on one string or all strings? most likely it's a crappy fret job, but it could be neck bow.

#@!

mostly just on the c-string, but a tiny bit on the e-string too. mostly concerned about the c-string though.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: lentower on July 16, 2010, 08:25:39 PM
does the shadowbox need oxygen?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Epigrammic Poultry on July 16, 2010, 10:04:07 PM
^No, I'll have come good 'oul syn-Propanethial S-oxide.

why do dunlop make guitar accessories and sports equipment?

and also, I'm getting a buzz on my uke up until the fifth fret?

1) because the company has acquired other companies over the years that made those things and slapped the parent company name on 'em.

2) on one string or all strings? most likely it's a crappy fret job, but it could be neck bow.

#@!

mostly just on the c-string, but a tiny bit on the e-string too. mostly concerned about the c-string though.

this happens mostly when the string is a bit loose.  are they new strings or have they not been changed in a while?

brand new nylon ones. the buzz seems to have faded away mostly. I think it was just a string settling issue.

Only off-pissing part of that is that I want to be getting different strings soon  >:(

Also, does anyone know about/care about/have an opinion on the whole Worth vs. Aquila thing?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Epigrammic Poultry on July 17, 2010, 08:01:40 PM
^No, I'll have come good 'oul syn-Propanethial S-oxide.

why do dunlop make guitar accessories and sports equipment?

and also, I'm getting a buzz on my uke up until the fifth fret?

1) because the company has acquired other companies over the years that made those things and slapped the parent company name on 'em.

2) on one string or all strings? most likely it's a crappy fret job, but it could be neck bow.

#@!

mostly just on the c-string, but a tiny bit on the e-string too. mostly concerned about the c-string though.

this happens mostly when the string is a bit loose.  are they new strings or have they not been changed in a while?

brand new nylon ones. the buzz seems to have faded away mostly. I think it was just a string settling issue.

nope. still there. :(
I'm pretty sure it's either the fret hight or the nut.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Indja on July 18, 2010, 07:31:47 AM
does the shadowbox need oxygen?

Well, not the Box itself, but the people who make the Box tick (or tick the Box ;) ) certainly do. And where would we be without them?? Or, indeed, us??

It would be cooler to give us helium though, then we could be witty and open-minded with funny voices to boot ;)




Shadowbox, how the HELL do you draw Nathan Fillion?? The man's proportions are purest devil-work (but the way they all fit together is purest angel-cum xD). I'm making a comic, or trying to, and I have the story and he's in it (there's a sad girl, rotten life, spends her time daydreaming instead and has an imaginary friend who is... Nathan Fillion - it's not as shit/stalkerish as it sounds though xD). Anyway, I can't draw him. At all. Srsly. HELP!
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: JohnnyDBBUK on July 18, 2010, 07:51:54 AM
I drew this this morning for you hope it helps
(http://www.deviantart.com/download/147989836/Nathan_Fillion_Set_1_of___by_ultra_seven.jpg)
ps I am lying my tits off :P
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Indja on July 18, 2010, 07:54:11 AM
So far, I have traced a LOT in an attempt to get my head round how his damn face fits together. I swear, he's impossible. One minute he's all nose, then he's all chin, his face is essentially square EXCEPT WHEN IT ISN'T, and those damn damn damn eyes.... I could spit in them, for reals.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Andy Pants on July 24, 2010, 05:04:49 AM
I am required to start a blog for my songwriting class.

Which is better, blogspot or tumblr?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: absynth aura on July 24, 2010, 06:03:32 AM
I am required to start a blog for my songwriting class.

Which is better, blogspot or tumblr?

It depends what the blog will contain. I find the blogspot is more suited for more word oriented blogging, and tumblr for media blogging.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Epigrammic Poultry on July 24, 2010, 01:52:50 PM
I am required to start a blog for my songwriting class.

Which is better, blogspot or tumblr?

It depends what the blog will contain. I find the blogspot is more suited for more word oriented blogging, and tumblr for media blogging.

Yeah, I'd have to agree. Although, that'd make me a hypocrite, because I use blogspot for a mostly art blog.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Andy Pants on August 12, 2010, 04:17:26 AM
I remember Ben Folds saying something about his song brainwashed being about a female pop musician he knew who wrote a negative song about him. Am I correct in assuming that Amanda was the musician he was referring to and that backstabber was the song? If not, then what was it?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Sarah Doll on August 12, 2010, 07:20:27 AM
I remember Ben Folds saying something about his song brainwashed being about a female pop musician he knew who wrote a negative song about him. Am I correct in assuming that Amanda was the musician he was referring to and that backstabber was the song? If not, then what was it?

I watched an interview with Amanda recently where she said 4 or 5 songs on Yes,Virginia were written about the same guy and I'm 99% sure Backstabber was one of them. Buut I can't find the video now  :-\

EDIT: Oh! I remembered! *I think* I'm pretty sure it was one of the Qs on the UkeHead webcast.. I thiiiiiink..
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: CeeGBee on August 12, 2010, 11:17:11 AM
I remember Ben Folds saying something about his song brainwashed being about a female pop musician he knew who wrote a negative song about him. Am I correct in assuming that Amanda was the musician he was referring to and that backstabber was the song? If not, then what was it?
Since Backstabber predates Amanda's actual association with Mr. Folds, unless it's a fan-protest
thing like Christopher Lydon, I think it unlikely she wrote it about him...  (Or they could have met
years before and just kept it a secret.)

Dunno who might have sung something unflattering about BF...
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on August 12, 2010, 07:53:50 PM
Isn't Ad Frank the Backstabber?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Astica on September 13, 2010, 12:20:02 AM
@Above: didn't they say in the Virginia Companion that Backstabber was about no one person in particular, just a general type of people they knew? It did sound pretty specific, though.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: CeeGBee on September 13, 2010, 12:25:17 AM
That's what you say if you wrote it in deliberately vague terms about a specific person,
but you did so many years ago and just want to put the actual events behind you.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Cheddars Cousin on September 13, 2010, 12:50:04 PM
Does this rind make my curds look fat?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Indja on September 13, 2010, 12:58:04 PM
Why won't The Dig work?

Why won't Dune work?

Why can I not select anything on the menu for FFVII?

Why do I hate myself so much that I insist on playing really fucking old games that then fail??
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: JohnnyDBBUK on September 13, 2010, 03:00:36 PM
why does Living on a Prayer have the power to make Audrey instantly happier?  ;D
WOOOOaaaAAAAHHh Leeevin ona prrayyer  :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

comedy WOAAAAAHHHH everyone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDK9QqIzhwk
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: The Angel Raliel on September 14, 2010, 12:27:48 PM
when will i...will I be faaamous!
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Morpheus Laughing on December 03, 2010, 02:22:26 PM
Any recommendations for free anti-virus software that has a boot time scan and can run on PC? I've used Avast until now but the new version crashes my computer when I get to the desktop.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Emalinesoctopus on December 03, 2010, 02:38:10 PM
Which of these wallets should I buy for my boyfriend?

http://www.saddlebackleather.com/categories/102-Wallets-Medium-Bifold-/products/2089-Leather-Wallet-Bifold-Medium-Dark-Coffee-Brown
or
http://www.saddlebackleather.com/categories/101-Wallets-Large-Bifold/products/2091-Leather-Wallet-Bifold-Large-Dark-Coffee-Brown


Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: CeeGBee on December 03, 2010, 05:34:29 PM
Any recommendations for free anti-virus software that has a boot time scan and can run on PC? I've used Avast until now but the new version crashes my computer when I get to the desktop.
I'm quite pleased with AVG Free Edition...
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Morpheus Laughing on December 03, 2010, 06:51:04 PM
^
ah.. I do have that but I can't find any option to get it to scan before booting up windows
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: CeeGBee on December 03, 2010, 09:51:42 PM
^
ah.. I do have that but I can't find any option to get it to scan before booting up windows
You'll need to ask someone more PC-savvy than I am, but I think it would
involve going in and adjusting your autoexec batch file.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Indja on December 03, 2010, 10:20:32 PM
Which of these wallets should I buy for my boyfriend?

http://www.saddlebackleather.com/categories/102-Wallets-Medium-Bifold-/products/2089-Leather-Wallet-Bifold-Medium-Dark-Coffee-Brown
or
http://www.saddlebackleather.com/categories/101-Wallets-Large-Bifold/products/2091-Leather-Wallet-Bifold-Large-Dark-Coffee-Brown




The second one.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Morpheus Laughing on December 04, 2010, 02:37:42 PM
^
ah.. I do have that but I can't find any option to get it to scan before booting up windows
You'll need to ask someone more PC-savvy than I am, but I think it would
involve going in and adjusting your autoexec batch file.

I'll have a look. Thanks
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Dejah Thoris on August 03, 2011, 12:07:33 PM
The Shadowbox shall reply.


When did Amanda Palmer's middle name officially become "Fucking"?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: JohnnyDBBUK on August 03, 2011, 07:40:48 PM
late 2007 methinks.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: imaginary friend on August 03, 2011, 07:46:39 PM
I thought it was after WKAP was released.

#@!
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Cheddars Cousin on August 04, 2011, 09:55:33 AM
Yes...right around there.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: SpookyTwigg on August 04, 2011, 10:34:31 AM
I think it was while she was on tour with "The Danger Ensemble", Steven Mitchell Wright started calling her it first if my memory serves.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: imaginary friend on October 30, 2011, 01:18:26 AM
help me out here, 'Boxers:

While looking for something else entirely, I found a sealed package of some really good Euro dark chocolate. I must've been given to me as a gift, but damned if I can remember when.

The only English words on the wrapper are, "April 1996."

Do I dare?


Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Annebelle. on October 30, 2011, 05:01:36 AM
Open it, and see if the chocolate has a white look to it, if it has, I'd throw it out. If it hasn't you might as well try... But my guess is that, after this long, it will look white...
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: CeeGBee on October 30, 2011, 07:30:27 PM
Where's Captain Dangerpants when ya need her?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: lentower on January 31, 2012, 09:29:15 AM
Sage The Shadowbox (http://www.theshadowbox.net/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=826):

When will the spambots be blocked again?

Sincerely,
A Mod who is looking forward to them being gone
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: CeeGBee on January 31, 2012, 06:31:44 PM
As long as we have doors in our walls for the people we invite, there will be those
we don't want trying to get in, and no matter the locks & latches we install, some
will get in and need to be evicted by human means.


Still, better locks & latches will be welcome when they arrive.   :)
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: lentower on February 01, 2012, 09:59:07 AM
Sage The Shadowbox (http://www.theshadowbox.net/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=826)

Is this true?

Become a mime and learn piano
God hates mimes....  :-\
.....luckily The Shadowbox (http://www.theshadowbox.net/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=826) loves them...

Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: imaginary friend on February 01, 2012, 01:22:36 PM
no. it is not.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: lentower on February 01, 2012, 01:28:30 PM
Cee & i.f.

though I deeply value you both and your answers here,
it just isn't the same as The Shadowbox (http://www.theshadowbox.net/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=826)'s
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Shock G on February 01, 2012, 04:11:35 PM
Shadowbox, what caused you to become slower than molasses?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: lentower on February 01, 2012, 04:28:10 PM
Shadowbox (http://www.theshadowbox.net/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=826), what caused you to become slower than molasses?

Are you SURE you shouldn't be consulting another oracle?
e.g.
The Internet
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Shock G on February 01, 2012, 05:54:46 PM
Shadowbox (http://www.theshadowbox.net/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=826), what caused you to become slower than molasses?

Are you SURE you shouldn't be consulting another oracle?
e.g.
The Internet

So the internet stopped people from posting on here?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Cheddars Cousin on February 07, 2012, 10:34:07 AM
The internet is EVIL!
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: lentower on February 07, 2012, 11:37:07 AM
Shadowbox (http://www.theshadowbox.net/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=826), what caused you to become slower than molasses?
Are you SURE you shouldn't be consulting another oracle?
e.g.
The Internet
So the internet stopped people from posting on here?

the sbox appearing to be slow,
is likley The Internet being slow
between you and the sbox

The internet is EVIL!

has  The Shadowbox (http://www.theshadowbox.net/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=826) got you fooled ! ! !
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: yosmark on February 12, 2012, 12:27:25 AM
Dear Shadowbox,

Recommend me some pretty motherfucking good music artists. I don't want low quality indie shit, although I sometimes like it, that is not what I'm looking for at the moment. So please dear shadowbox, point me to some good Folk Rock or something heavy but still acoustic. I appreciate any recommendation.

THANK YOU! :D
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Morpheus Laughing on February 12, 2012, 01:38:18 AM
Dear Shadowbox,

Recommend me some pretty motherfucking good music artists. I don't want low quality indie shit, although I sometimes like it, that is not what I'm looking for at the moment. So please dear shadowbox, point me to some good Folk Rock or something heavy but still acoustic. I appreciate any recommendation.

THANK YOU! :D
I'm probably not qualified to answer this but...

http://www.youtube.com/v/rrwpmAo6C5o

If you want something different you can ask.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: imaginary friend on February 12, 2012, 01:55:44 AM
here ya go:

http://www.youtube.com/v/D4k4zJHY3WU

 :glasses9:
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: imaginary friend on February 12, 2012, 11:19:02 AM
and one more:

http://www.youtube.com/v/fut6zeXtyN0#!

 :glasses9:
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: CeeGBee on February 12, 2012, 12:44:09 PM
Dear Shadowbox,

Recommend me some pretty motherfucking good music artists. I don't want low quality indie shit, although I sometimes like it, that is not what I'm looking for at the moment. So please dear shadowbox, point me to some good Folk Rock or something heavy but still acoustic. I appreciate any recommendation.

THANK YOU! :D
You're in the Great White North, right, so you may already know from Kathleen Edwards,
but on the off chance that you don't, here's a couple of old songs, and the new one....

The Cheapest Key (NSFW lyrics)
http://www.youtube.com/v/Q2MEUemAUKo

I Make The Dough, You Get The Glory  (Featuring NHL players/former-players Marty McSorley, Paul Coffey and Brad Dalgarno)
http://www.youtube.com/v/qkamonwD2yM

Change The Sheets (The New Single...)
http://www.youtube.com/v/LdTF_M-h1J4
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: imaginary friend on February 12, 2012, 01:41:29 PM
I think he's in Mexico City
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: JohnnyDBBUK on March 13, 2012, 08:48:31 AM
Dear Shadowbox what happened?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: imaginary friend on March 13, 2012, 12:15:28 PM
???
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: imaginary friend on March 14, 2012, 02:54:59 PM
when you become rich and famous, will you keep dating regular people or only other rich and famous?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: imaginary friend on June 15, 2012, 07:44:40 PM
hey, 'Box,

Is Aubrey still popular here?

(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17pvxlyqb4pu2png/xlarge.png)
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Pope Totalfrog on June 29, 2012, 01:10:00 AM
So Shadowbox, feeling better yet?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: imaginary friend on July 02, 2012, 05:34:47 PM
well, someone posted bail, so it should be.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Cheddars Cousin on September 01, 2012, 10:36:26 PM
hey, 'Box,

Is Aubrey still popular here?

(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17pvxlyqb4pu2png/xlarge.png)

I'd do her.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: NikosGr on September 02, 2012, 01:36:26 AM
Aubrey is A M A Z I N G ! ! ! can't wait for season 5 of Parks & Rec
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: lentower on January 04, 2015, 09:23:47 AM
What will Amanda do next after the mini-OZ tour this month?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Rob on April 27, 2015, 11:10:11 PM
My God!

How did I get here?
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: imaginary friend on April 28, 2015, 08:19:37 PM
by letting the days go by and the waters hold you up.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Devery on April 30, 2015, 10:48:53 AM

Or maybe it has something to do with a large automobile.
Title: Re: Ask the Shadowbox
Post by: Rob on April 30, 2015, 10:52:20 PM
Somehow, it feels like nothing has changed
Right now, my heart is beating the same
Out loud, someone's calling my name
It sounds like you