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Title: This question has been preying on me for at least three days.
Post by: Mr. Rawr! on December 01, 2008, 03:15:21 AM
If you could constantly and consistently regrow one part of your body, in the style of Prometheus, solely so that you could throw that constantly amputated object at people that annoyed you, what part would you choose?
For me, right now, it's a tie between my left eyeball(I'd need my right to throw) and my genitals(I feel getting teabagged from 30 feet away is infinitely more traumatizing then the teabagging you expect to happen)
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Post by: imaginary friend on December 01, 2008, 01:33:59 PM
genitalia ftw! :D

#@!
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Post by: Mr. Leave Me Alone on December 03, 2008, 07:05:19 AM

For me, right now, it's a tie between my left eyeball(I'd need my right to throw)


Ah, but if you threw your left eyeball and kept your right, you'd have no depth perception and miss whatever you were aiming at.
(I know this because my mother has lost the use of her left eye.)

I think I would like to throw one of my feet at stuff.
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Post by: slyvia k on December 03, 2008, 07:23:29 AM
my right arm, totally (i'm a lefty)
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Post by: colordeaf on December 03, 2008, 07:59:44 PM
My kidneys :]

I could donate them too.
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Post by: Purtlepootle on December 04, 2008, 10:35:44 AM
I think sometimes it would be nice to remove my ear and just toss it across my desk at my boss cos she doesn't bloody listen or I could use a regrown and removed ear to throw at naughty kids in school classes... :wave:
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Post by: yosmark on December 04, 2008, 07:13:40 PM
mmm let´s see... My head, that would be a fucking great trick at parties.
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Post by: Merk on December 04, 2008, 07:17:54 PM
mmm let´s see... My head, that would be a fucking great trick at parties.
witch head ;P ?
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Post by: yosmark on December 04, 2008, 07:38:17 PM
mmm let´s see... My head, that would be a fucking great trick at parties.
witch head ;P ?

The one that thinks.
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Post by: colordeaf on December 04, 2008, 09:08:10 PM
Maybe I should revise my answer to parasitic twin (no brain, of course!), so I can lop one at protesters milling around an abortion clinic.
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Post by: imaginary friend on December 05, 2008, 01:12:41 AM
can I change my answer to colon?

#@!
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Post by: The Angel Raliel on December 05, 2008, 01:18:14 AM
my right hand..... it almost detatches anyway.... always felt it would be fun to disconnect it and send it on random missions
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Post by: [CPCTC]Mrs.Picklez on December 05, 2008, 01:52:28 AM
my right hand..... it almost detatches anyway.... always felt it would be fun to disconnect it and send it on random missions

Like in Idle Hands? But more control like and less microwaveable.
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Post by: The Angel Raliel on December 05, 2008, 01:59:46 AM
hmmm kind of I suppose.... because i have reallllllly loose joints ( particularly in my right hand )  I can actually dislocate my hand at the wrist with no pain whatsoever...... I can physically feel it being detatched and attatched at the same time
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Post by: [CPCTC]Mrs.Picklez on December 05, 2008, 02:00:45 AM
hmmm kind of I suppose.... because i have reallllllly loose joints ( particularly in my right hand )  I can actually dislocate my hand at the wrist with no pain whatsoever...... I can physically feel it being detatched and attatched at the same time

wow. I can kind of do that with my should and elbow. Except it hurts the next day. Strange.
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Post by: The Angel Raliel on December 05, 2008, 02:07:00 AM
In can also completely dislocate all my fingers, bend them all the way backwards and rotate my right wrist 360 degrees....
it has to do with having hyper-elastic connective tissue.... all my joints are somewhat floaty and loose... but as I get older they are starting to be a lot tighter.... my back still sounds like a machine gun every morning though, and clunking vertebre around is probably not a brilliant idea..... when I was a kid, If I hung from a climbing frame (assuming my arms did not dislocate first) I would get wierd electrical feelings in my lower back as my vertebre dislocated.... probably not good
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Post by: [CPCTC]Mrs.Picklez on December 05, 2008, 02:09:00 AM
In can also completely dislocate all my fingers, bend them all the way backwards and rotate my right wrist 360 degrees....
it has to do with having hyper-elastic connective tissue.... all my joints are somewhat floaty and loose... but as I get older they are starting to be a lot tighter.... my back still sounds like a machine gun every morning though, and clunking vertebre around is probably not a brilliant idea..... when I was a kid, If I hung from a climbing frame (assuming my arms did not dislocate first) I would get wierd electrical feelings in my lower back as my vertebre dislocated.... probably not good

Yeah that doesn't sound good. Hyper-elastic connective tissue. Reminds me of a superpower for some reason.
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Post by: The Angel Raliel on December 05, 2008, 02:12:28 AM
only not really that useful! I suppose that if I had bothered with gymnastics at school I could have been a great contortionist/ escape artist/ gymnast..... but I didn't so I am just an odd bendy artist who works in a toy shop and habitually wears 18th century clothes.... and is possibly one of the top Lovecraft experts in the UK
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Post by: Kinky_Turtle on December 06, 2008, 06:25:09 PM
Does this include internal organs? Can we like, reach in, pull out some innards and toss them at people without worrying about internal bleeding? If so, I totally wanna throw my liver at people and pelt children with my ovaries.
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Post by: [CPCTC]Mrs.Picklez on December 07, 2008, 01:32:52 AM
Does this include internal organs? Can we like, reach in, pull out some innards and toss them at people without worrying about internal bleeding? If so, I totally wanna throw my liver at people and pelt children with my ovaries.

Fear my Ovarian Wrath?
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Post by: Kinky_Turtle on December 07, 2008, 04:05:28 AM
Does this include internal organs? Can we like, reach in, pull out some innards and toss them at people without worrying about internal bleeding? If so, I totally wanna throw my liver at people and pelt children with my ovaries.

Fear my Ovarian Wrath?

Exactly. A most powerful wrath it is.
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Post by: koobM on December 07, 2008, 08:11:01 AM
definitely my tongue. imagine the uproar
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Post by: Alyss on January 22, 2009, 02:26:50 PM
My heart. Maximum impact for when someone dumps you. Or marries you. Whatever, it'd be awesome.
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Post by: [CPCTC]Mrs.Picklez on February 04, 2009, 01:33:31 PM
I would totally like just rip out my Kidney's and use them as nun-chucks. I mean that would be killer. :headbang:
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Post by: CeeGBee on February 04, 2009, 01:40:02 PM
I would totally like just rip out my Kidney's and use them as nun-chucks. I mean that would be killer. :headbang:

CNN story (http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/02/03/kidney.vagina.surgery/)  (and that's all I'm gonna say about that...)
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Post by: [CPCTC]Mrs.Picklez on February 04, 2009, 02:06:48 PM
I would totally like just rip out my Kidney's and use them as nun-chucks. I mean that would be killer. :headbang:

CNN story (http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/02/03/kidney.vagina.surgery/)  (and that's all I'm gonna say about that...)

Because of you I have found my calling. I will become a superhero, who rips out her Kidneys, through her vagina and uses them as nun-chucks.

/loves
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Post by: caddy on February 04, 2009, 02:07:29 PM
I would totally like just rip out my Kidney's and use them as nun-chucks. I mean that would be killer. :headbang:

CNN story (http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/02/03/kidney.vagina.surgery/)  (and that's all I'm gonna say about that...)

Quote from: CNN
A kidney weighs approximately one pound and is roughly the size of a clenched hand.


A fisting for the greater good?  Um, no.
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Post by: mitrepeak on February 04, 2009, 07:23:15 PM
I think my spine could be hilarious to rip out. Hilariously painful. I'll writhe around for a little bit until it grows back and then crack my spine like a whip.

I so wish it would work lke that.
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Post by: Bubblegum Britt on February 09, 2009, 04:37:57 PM
my right hand..... it almost detatches anyway.... always felt it would be fun to disconnect it and send it on random missions

Oh my gosh, isn't that in a movie?? Like, the addams family or something?
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Post by: [CPCTC]Mrs.Picklez on February 09, 2009, 05:27:44 PM
my right hand..... it almost detatches anyway.... always felt it would be fun to disconnect it and send it on random missions

Oh my gosh, isn't that in a movie?? Like, the addams family or something?
In the addams fmaily they do have a hand, also in Idle Hands the guys gets a demonic hand and chops it off. Then it runs around and kills people.
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Post by: Bubblegum Britt on February 09, 2009, 06:17:55 PM
my right hand..... it almost detatches anyway.... always felt it would be fun to disconnect it and send it on random missions

Oh my gosh, isn't that in a movie?? Like, the addams family or something?
In the addams fmaily they do have a hand, also in Idle Hands the guys gets a demonic hand and chops it off. Then it runs around and kills people.


Idle hands is the one I'm thinking about
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Post by: CeeGBee on February 09, 2009, 06:30:33 PM
my right hand..... it almost detatches anyway.... always felt it would be fun to disconnect it and send it on random missions

Oh my gosh, isn't that in a movie?? Like, the addams family or something?
In the addams fmaily they do have a hand, also in Idle Hands the guys gets a demonic hand and chops it off. Then it runs around and kills people.

And in Evil Dead II ( :Dead By Dawn, don'tcha know) Ash's hand is posessed and starts
attacking him, so he cuts it off and replaces it with a chainsaw (the same
saw, in fact, that he used to cut it off...)

http://www.youtube.com/v/iKHBOCoqhfE
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Post by: 85283-071 on March 09, 2009, 05:50:30 PM
My torso. Defying physics as well as biology, while evoking maximum emotional response would be my goal. Yoshi already got head, so I'll have to go with something more over the top. Yes, I would like to be able to snatch my torso right out of its arms and legs configuration, using my teeth in a defiant growl, whipping it at my target like a dog flinging a rabbit to the ground. The regrowth process would start at the severed shoulder of my right arm, and it would sound like churning guts.
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Post by: turtle club on April 05, 2009, 10:31:31 PM
wow these are all really great chosen detachable body parts, made me lol.

i would have a detachable .... so hard to choose .... umm, face. so i could like rip it off, and then we could play a game with people wearing a face of mine and someone had to guess who was the real me. (face meaning eyes, lips, nose, all skin below hairline/ joining chin included)
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Post by: eleutheria on May 18, 2009, 07:06:10 AM
boob definitely. probably left boob. watching unsuspecting people get hit in the face by a flying breast would never get old.
tongue would also be hilarious, plus you could send it off to scavenge for food.
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Post by: freddieismyqueen on May 18, 2009, 10:01:57 AM
Pancreas, solely because I've always thought it looked like an ear of corn and was thus my favorite organ.