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Congratulations, you tiny badass!
Everything you said looks like real words to me.
she's captain of the awesome ship
if you had a giant spoon you could scoop up an evil person with that spoon and feed them to a giant for breakfast -like a good hearty bowl of evil
my flatmates can suck on my meat loaf
I am declaring April to be the International Month of Vajazzling. This means it's now sparkly and guaranteed to make you giggle.
WHEN I SMITE FOES I WILL SHOUT LUCEEEEOOT
*whispers to jono* this must seem very odd to you - none of this is reeeaallllllll - we're in candy mountain!