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[The Epigrammic Poultry]

Come out of the closet.


Own a cardboard cutout of Woody Harrelson


Go to an Amanda Palmer show


Send bullets in the mail to a sitting politician

[Indja]

Come out of the closet (though if it's a closet with David Tennant in it, then maybe not... DAMN)



Become an official Quaker



Record a CD, write a play, make some movies (cba finding pictures)

This man:



And Melissa Pimlott.

[tw2113]

http://science.slashdot.org/story/09/10/26/1517242/2012-a-Miscalculation-Actual-Calendar-Ends-2220

[Indja]

http://science.slashdot.org/story/09/10/26/1517242/2012-a-Miscalculation-Actual-Calendar-Ends-2220

Stfu and play the game!!

[SomewhatDamaged]

Make a "home video" with Emily Booth 

Personally assassinate Fred Phelps.

Become one of the Banana Splits

& make peace with myself.

[buttercup.]

Visit Iceland...


...sleep with a nordic man...


publish some novels...
and then marry joe pug.

though I might cheat on him with robin pecknold..

and use the excuse that we're all going to die soon, so why not.



and maybe eat a lot of radishes.

[tw2113]

http://science.slashdot.org/story/09/10/26/1517242/2012-a-Miscalculation-Actual-Calendar-Ends-2220

Stfu and play the game!!

i did. Things to do before 2012 game: debunk the game.

[buttercup.]

http://science.slashdot.org/story/09/10/26/1517242/2012-a-Miscalculation-Actual-Calendar-Ends-2220

Stfu and play the game!!

i did. Things to do before 2012 game: debunk the game.

thats like saying, things to do before I die: dying.

[tw2113]

http://science.slashdot.org/story/09/10/26/1517242/2012-a-Miscalculation-Actual-Calendar-Ends-2220

Stfu and play the game!!

i did. Things to do before 2012 game: debunk the game.

thats like saying, things to do before I die: dying.

I plan to someday

[buttercup.]

http://science.slashdot.org/story/09/10/26/1517242/2012-a-Miscalculation-Actual-Calendar-Ends-2220

Stfu and play the game!!

i did. Things to do before 2012 game: debunk the game.

thats like saying, things to do before I die: dying.

I plan to someday

Is your lack of punctuation a comment on my own, or are you just trying to annoy me?

[The Epigrammic Poultry]

Visit Iceland...

:O
RIBBON LAKES!

Sorry. I have a geography teacher brother. I'm really trying to supress the gene.

http://science.slashdot.org/story/09/10/26/1517242/2012-a-Miscalculation-Actual-Calendar-Ends-2220

Things to do before 2012 in case the crazy people are right and the world ends

and what Indja said. STFU and play the game.

[Indja]

MALI CAN I HAVE YOUR NORDIC MAN ONCE YOU'RE DONE WITH HIM PLEEEEAAASE???

[SeeAnne]

Work at Lush


Make sweet, sweet, sadistic love to a man that understands.

Become an accomplished opera singer, even if I won't be old enough to project my voice over an orchestra.


Play a Steinway piano.

[Cirque]

Go to the gay games


Meet Kaia Wilson and tell her she is an inspiration


Go to a queercore show in Portland


Bang a pro skater


Have a song written and released about me

Find the perfect boyfriend

Find another person in this country who loves Faun fables

[tw2113]

Go to the gay games


Meet Kaia Wilson and tell her she is an inspiration


Go to a queercore show in Portland


Bang a pro skater


Have a song written and released about me

Find the perfect boyfriend

Find another person in this country who loves Faun fables

I know of Faun Fables, not sure I "love" them per say though. Haven't listened enough

[l i s a]

- Come out


- Go to an AFP show


- Go to london and meet Patricia Quinn


- ....Have intercourse ....... with both genders


umm, i'll post more when i think of more

[Sarah Doll]

Start & finish writing my book... Get published.
Meet the right guy (in both senses of the phrase.. Irish'll get that).
Do something good with make-up artistry.
Create lotsa nice art.
Get over my bloody phobias & annoying stuff.
Fix my friend situation...or lack there-of
Live my life.

[Captain Oblivious]

Meet the right guy (in both senses of the phrase.. Irish'll get that).

i was sat here for ages going "right guy...i don't get it"
but then i got it. silly roisin

[The Epigrammic Poultry]

Meet the right guy (in both senses of the phrase.. Irish'll get that).

i was sat here for ages going "right guy...i don't get it"
but then i got it. silly roisin

:O ROS! YOUR AV! It's soooooooooooo H-O-T-T HOT!

[Sarah Doll]

i was sat here for ages going "right guy...i don't get it"
but then i got it. silly roisin

Aww hehe
It's such an odd phrase...

:O ROS! YOUR AV! It's soooooooooooo H-O-T-T HOT!

I wholeheartedly agree!!!
You really are a 'fairy gothmother' 

[Tiervexx]

Since graduating college I've become more and more obsessed with studying mathematics.  I started going through a text book on differential geometry on my own time.  I want to go back to school for a math PhD but I might not be able to so I'm going to learn on my own.

The Christmas list I'm about to give to my mom contains books on most of the remaining material between what I studied in college and what I would need to know for a PhD in math.  I want to go through all of them.

In School I took:
Calc I
Calc II
Calc III
Differential Equations
Matrix Theory
Linear Programing
Linear Optimization
Advanced Calc (some schools call it "real analysis")
Intro to probability theory
Statistical inference

The books I ordered include one on real and complex analysis, one on abstract algebra, one on linear algebra (I want to review from a different perspective), one on functional analysis and finally one on number theory, the most beautiful field of mathematics.

[buttercup.]

MALI CAN I HAVE YOUR NORDIC MAN ONCE YOU'RE DONE WITH HIM PLEEEEAAASE???

Who says we can't have em at the same time?
He's a big guy, he wont mind.

[The Epigrammic Poultry]

MALI CAN I HAVE YOUR NORDIC MAN ONCE YOU'RE DONE WITH HIM PLEEEEAAASE???

Who says we can't have em at the same time?
He's a big guy, he wont mind.

He probably won't even notice.

[Mark!]

o.o kiss someone

[The Epigrammic Poultry]

o.o kiss someone

As would I :/

But I just can't stand when you can see the tounges. eww...

[buttercup.]

o.o kiss someone

Not to be a big perv, but I want to see YOU kissing someone, if it's anything like that and you are very adorable.

[Captain Oblivious]

o.o kiss someone

Not to be a big perv, but I want to see YOU kissing someone, if it's anything like that and you are very adorable.

you're a huge perv haha

[Mark!]

o.o kiss someone

Not to be a big perv, but I want to see YOU kissing someone, if it's anything like that and you are very adorable.

you're a huge perv haha

lol. i don't know what to say to that
but thank you anyway.

[Indja]

MALI CAN I HAVE YOUR NORDIC MAN ONCE YOU'RE DONE WITH HIM PLEEEEAAASE???

Who says we can't have em at the same time?
He's a big guy, he wont mind.

He probably won't even notice.

Oh, gosh. I'm adding to my list:

Shag Mali and a large hairy Nordic man at the same time.

[Cirque]

o.o kiss someone

Get over to Ireland and we'll make that happen gurl

[Mark!]

o.o kiss someone

Get over to Ireland and we'll make that happen gurl

buy me a plane ticket then 

[buttercup.]

MALI CAN I HAVE YOUR NORDIC MAN ONCE YOU'RE DONE WITH HIM PLEEEEAAASE???

Who says we can't have em at the same time?
He's a big guy, he wont mind.

He probably won't even notice.

Oh, gosh. I'm adding to my list:

Shag Mali and a large hairy Nordic man at the same time.

It's on my list too, as it should be.
Now to find a hot nordic man. All the ones on couchsurfing.com look too skinny and hairless. ><

[Indja]

MALI CAN I HAVE YOUR NORDIC MAN ONCE YOU'RE DONE WITH HIM PLEEEEAAASE???

Who says we can't have em at the same time?
He's a big guy, he wont mind.

He probably won't even notice.

Oh, gosh. I'm adding to my list:

Shag Mali and a large hairy Nordic man at the same time.

It's on my list too, as it should be.
Now to find a hot nordic man. All the ones on couchsurfing.com look too skinny and hairless. ><

Ueff. Try searching for "viking" instead.

[The Epigrammic Poultry]

o.o kiss someone

Get over to Ireland and we'll make that happen gurl

*SNAP*
HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mark!]

o.o kiss someone

Get over to Ireland and we'll make that happen gurl

*SNAP*
HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you could do an auction 

[The Epigrammic Poultry]

I start the bidding at my virginity

[Mark!]

I start the bidding at my virginity

going once.....

[Cirque]

I start the bidding at my virginity

going once.....

I bid total submission

[The Epigrammic Poultry]

I start the bidding at my virginity

going once.....

I bid going through the entire Kama Sutra and doing EVERYTHING in it.

[Mark!]

I start the bidding at my virginity

going once.....

I bid going through the entire Kama Sutra and doing EVERYTHING in it.

going twice.....

[Cirque]

I start the bidding at my virginity

going once.....

I bid going through the entire Kama Sutra and doing EVERYTHING in it.

going twice.....

I'll still be there in the morning

[The Epigrammic Poultry]

I start the bidding at my virginity

going once.....

I bid going through the entire Kama Sutra and doing EVERYTHING in it.

going twice.....

I'll keep it up for three days straight...

[stallionbreaker]

I start the bidding at my virginity

going once.....

I bid going through the entire Kama Sutra and doing EVERYTHING in it.

going twice.....

I'll keep it up for three days straight...

You're bidding against yourself, sir. Save something in case someone else tops your bid!

(Wow, that sounds like it's full of innuendo, but I promise I didn't mean it that way.)

[ElenaShoemaker]

Hmmm.

My personal auction ended in 1997 so..

I think I would do more of the same thing I'm doing now. This is to drink in interesting places, make love and talk to interesting people (just not at the same time, at least not in the same way), and create whatever I can think of from whatever I have handy.

[imaginary friend]

the same things I've been doing, just with different people. 

#@!

[The Epigrammic Poultry]

-kiss someone


-Use a homemade, colour-coded smokebomb against riot police in a peacful protest turned nasty.



-See Jello Biafra elected President of the United States.

[Cirque]

I've worn that shirt

[overratedtoejam]

bang her:



own this:



that's it for now.

[BB Gun-it]

MALI CAN I HAVE YOUR NORDIC MAN ONCE YOU'RE DONE WITH HIM PLEEEEAAASE???

Who says we can't have em at the same time?
He's a big guy, he wont mind.

He probably won't even notice.

Oh, gosh. I'm adding to my list:

Shag Mali and a large hairy Nordic man at the same time.

It's on my list too, as it should be.
Now to find a hot nordic man. All the ones on couchsurfing.com look too skinny and hairless. ><

Ueff. Try searching for "viking" instead.

What? All I do is disappear from the boards for months and you guys go and forget about me? Foursomes are much less awkward than threesomes. It's a researched fact.

[buttercup.]

MALI CAN I HAVE YOUR NORDIC MAN ONCE YOU'RE DONE WITH HIM PLEEEEAAASE???

Who says we can't have em at the same time?
He's a big guy, he wont mind.

He probably won't even notice.

Oh, gosh. I'm adding to my list:

Shag Mali and a large hairy Nordic man at the same time.

It's on my list too, as it should be.
Now to find a hot nordic man. All the ones on couchsurfing.com look too skinny and hairless. ><

Ueff. Try searching for "viking" instead.

What? All I do is disappear from the boards for months and you guys go and forget about me? Foursomes are much less awkward than threesomes. It's a researched fact.

 

[Darkness]

Hack a national news program and broadcast 'THE GAME' to everybody at home, then sit back and laugh for an hour while people are raging nationally.

[The Epigrammic Poultry]

Hack a national news program and broadcast 'THE GAME' to everybody at home, then sit back and laugh for an hour while people are raging nationally.

Kick you in the gonads

[The Epigrammic Poultry]

Hack a national news program and broadcast 'THE GAME' to everybody at home, then sit back and laugh for an hour while people are raging nationally.

Kick you in the gonads

Kick YOU in the gonads

[The Epigrammic Poultry]

Hack a national news program and broadcast 'THE GAME' to everybody at home, then sit back and laugh for an hour while people are raging nationally.

Kick you in the gonads

Kick YOU in the gonads

Do ye fuckin' wanna go, do ye?

[Darkness]

Hack a national news program and broadcast 'THE GAME' to everybody at home, then sit back and laugh for an hour while people are raging nationally.

Kick you in the gonads

Kick YOU in the gonads

Do ye fuckin' wanna go, do ye?

Mental insanity mindfuck. XD

[FrailAndBedazzled]

Find someone dateable who likes cuddling as much as my high school best friend.

[Indja]

Find someone dateable who likes cuddling as much as my high school best friend.

lmfao. I totally read that as "someone debatable" - I was like really Kevin, I'm sure you can do better than "debatable" xD

[FrailAndBedazzled]

You should see my exes.

[Darkness]

- fall in love
- become a professional musician
- play basketball on ice skates
- drink a litre stein of beer
- achieve world domination
- dont die

[Vinny]

- Get a job.
- Graduate from college.
- Write a goddamned pilot for this idea I've had in my brain for a year now.
- Watch more live concerts.
- Read as many books I want.
- Watch as many films I wish.
- Be with the folks I love for as much as possible.

[Cirque]

- Write a goddamned pilot for this idea I've had in my brain for a year now.

Race you there, who knows how many ideas I have

[The Epigrammic Poultry]

Discover a guy who is:
-gay
-single
-my type

[FrailAndBedazzled]

-Get my gun permit
-Find the dude who roofed me and raped me a couple years ago
-Introduce him to gun permit.

 

[The Epigrammic Poultry]

Woops...
Sorry. I should have been more careful.

[imaginary friend]

lose some weight

#@!

[FrailAndBedazzled]

Woops...
Sorry. I should have been more careful.

Oh no worries.  I know I'm mean and aggressive a lot, but that really wasn't intended as a "how dare you" type post.  I know you were just joking.  You just reminded me of goals.

[CeeGBee]

-Get my gun permit
-Find the dude who roofed me and raped me a couple years ago
-Introduce him to gun permit.

 

Ummm....  Not that I generally condone such behavior at all, but if you're planning
to commit a top-shelf felony, mightn't the permit be something of an extravagance?

Also, erase all posts relative to the scheme and plead PTSD/temporary insanity.

Can't very well say he doesn't have it coming, but in the eyes of The Law......

[SeeAnne]

I may have said this many, many times, but I will say it again. Play a Bosendorfur, Steinway grand in a concert hall. Who cares who's watching or who isn't watching. I just want to hear that note ring throughout the theatre. And to sing in one, too. And I'd very much like to travel to Europe.

[FrailAndBedazzled]

-Get my gun permit
-Find the dude who roofed me and raped me a couple years ago
-Introduce him to gun permit.

 

Ummm....  Not that I generally condone such behavior at all, but if you're planning
to commit a top-shelf felony, mightn't the permit be something of an extravagance?

Also, erase all posts relative to the scheme and plead PTSD/temporary insanity.

Can't very well say he doesn't have it coming, but in the eyes of The Law......

OH I'd just introduce him to the permit and the presence of the gun.  Less of an actual murder, more of a "motherfucker I am watching you" type deal. 

[MauraLeeBee]

I'd probably take the next flight to Northwestern Canada to be with my love, go on a few adventures, maybe elope (why not?), bake a giant cake, get in a paint/cake batter fight with a few close friends (I would bring them on the plane with me, crossbow the shit out of some zombies (you know THEY might be involved), go see AFP live (dolls in hand), go see Germany, London, and Japan, get all of the tattoos I want and haven't gotten yet (I'll be eighteen that year), give the world complete and utter happiness, and maybe finally try and get my stories published, just in case the world doesn't end. (Note: I'd probably start this about a week or two in advance. Give me time to enjoy it)

Also: Defeat Ganondorf and SAVE THE PRINCESS. <3

[Cirque]

-Get an ass
-Find the perfect party song
-Have a boyfriend with whom my friends are comfortable around, so I can bring him to parties
-Wake up in the mornin' feelin like P diddy

[The King of Carrot Flowers]

Learn to play "The Swan" on the cello and play it as the world turns to ashes.

[The Epigrammic Poultry]

-Sleep with George Clooney (?)

[FrailAndBedazzled]

-Get an ass
-Find the perfect party song
-Have a boyfriend with whom my friends are comfortable around, so I can bring him to parties
-Wake up in the mornin' feelin like P diddy

As long as you don't kick him to the curb for not looking like Mick Jagger.  I mean, that Ke$ha girl has to google that shit; Mick has never been that attractive and right now he is DAMN ugly.

[Tiervexx]

Benchpress 405.

Meet a guy that I could picture myself with for the rest of my life.

The first one will happen, the second is impossible.

EDIT:  I tried so hard to come up with more stuff for this list but those are the only goals I have left that could realistically be accomplished in that time frame.  My other big one was to get a "real" job but I have one now.

...I also want to publish an original paper on mathematics before I die but I don't know if I can do it so soon... I need to finish a book on abstract algebra and than spend a lot of time studying algebraic geometry (my chosen field) before I'm going to be ready to start work on an unsolved problem.  Maybe I should redouble my efforts...

[Breschau]

Meet a guy that I could picture myself with for the rest of my life.

Optimism: Leave it til the end of 2011 and it only needs to be a guy you can picture yourself with for a few weeks/days.

[imaginary friend]

whoa...earthquake in Colorado this morning, and one down by CGB's neck of the woods a little while ago:   http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44245009/ns/us_news-life/t/congress-pentagon-other-dc-areas-evacuate-after-quake/?GT1=43001#.TlPzHF3ayus

 

#@!

[Cherry Chesterfield]

whoa...earthquake in Colorado this morning, and one down by CGB's neck of the woods a little while ago:   http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44245009/ns/us_news-life/t/congress-pentagon-other-dc-areas-evacuate-after-quake/?GT1=43001#.TlPzHF3ayus

 

#@!

Well, I did see a sign on Sunday that said "Jesus is Coming!".  I didn't think anything about it at the time, but now.........whoa!

[CeeGBee]

Also, there's a hurricane coming...  All those hillside-surfaces that were just loosened-up the tiniest
bit this afternoon can now just go sliding down into the valley when the rain comes....

[wijsgeer]

- cook the most perfect meal
- grow and tend a bigger garden with room for amphibians
- see Amanda Palmer show (7 september!!!!)
- see a Faun Fables show ()
- stay happy with my husband



(Am I now the most boring/mundane person on the box?)

[Cirque]

- cook the most perfect meal
- grow and tend a bigger garden with room for amphibians
- see Amanda Palmer show (7 september!!!!)
- see a Faun Fables show ()
- stay happy with my husband



(Am I now the most boring/mundane person on the box?)

If only

[JohnnyDBBUK]

open for Wyld Stallions.

[Tiervexx]

Write a book about how to survive pretentious law students.

Would love to hear more about this one...

[imaginary friend]

Write a book about how to survive pretentious law students.

Would love to hear more about this one...

you're gonna have to wait. she's off camping for the next week or so.

#@!

[mixddzook]

- Get a job.
- Graduate from college.
- Write a goddamned pilot for this idea I've had in my brain for a year now.
- Watch more live concerts.
- Read as many books I want.
- Watch as many films I wish.
- Be with the folks I love for as much as possible.

[imaginary friend]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/4Z8edzPei1c" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/4Z8edzPei1c</a>

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/HlL8XzcHt0Y" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/HlL8XzcHt0Y</a>

[Marionette26]

I'm going to feel incredibly stupid if for some reason the world really does start ending.
Especially since I've got a lot of plans past the 21st that I'm rather looking forward to.

Also, who's time zone are we in for the world ending? Which time zone is it supposed to start in?

[Miranda.]

Wouldn't it just be the first one to be the 20th? Isn't the whole thing based on the fact that the Mayan calendar ends on 12-20-2012 or is there more to it?

[Miranda.]

Disney Wedding. I would go into ridiculous debt to have a perfect Disney Wedding.

[Marionette26]

Wouldn't it just be the first one to be the 20th? Isn't the whole thing based on the fact that the Mayan calendar ends on 12-20-2012 or is there more to it?

I thought it was 12-21-2012. I don't pay attention very well though. And either way, who's the first one? I'm not good with timezones, but aren't some people like, practically a day ahead of the U.S.? Are they going to die first? Are they dying right now, and I don't know because I never turn on the news? Is it going to be like a wave of end-of-the-world-ness, so it will just hit each timezone as that timezone hit's the proper date? I don't think this was very well thought out or organized.
And I've got no idea if there's more to it. I think it might be terribly vague.

[Miranda.]

http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/custom.html?sort=1


this place says it is already the 21st in Afghanistan

[Savannah]

It's the last half an hour 

Goodbye sweet people...

You know what, everybody is so hopeful and excited about the whole damn evolution/doomsday things that we will be doomed unless it turns out to be real.

[Miranda.]

http://mashable.com/2012/12/20/mayan-apocalypse-funny-tweets/

[Pope Totalfrog]

Australia's still here. Maybe it's the rest of the world that's going to end?

[Mister Sahara]

^ you australians are ruining a lot of incredible parties 

[Cirque]

I'm going to be so depressed if the world doesn't end

[CeeGBee]

Australia's still here. Maybe it's the rest of the world that's going to end?

Let's see.... blazing heat, poisonous serpents and spiders, giant lizards....

....barfing children?

Yeah, the world's ended...

[Pope Totalfrog]

Australia's still here. Maybe it's the rest of the world that's going to end?

Let's see.... blazing heat, poisonous serpents and spiders, giant lizards....

....barfing children?

Yeah, the world's ended...

That's not the apocalypse. That's a normal day around here.

[CeeGBee]

Australia's still here. Maybe it's the rest of the world that's going to end?

Let's see.... blazing heat, poisonous serpents and spiders, giant lizards....

....barfing children?

Yeah, the world's ended...

That's not the apocalypse. That's a normal day around here.

Ehhhhhh-xactly...

[imaginary friend]

the apocalypse totally stood us up.

[sangrebloom]

We should never try and date this Apocalypse cad again. 

[Indja]

What a rotter.

[Tiervexx]

What a rotter.

All these fake apocalypses are so anti climatic!