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Re: Things to do before 2012 in case the crazy people are right and the world ends
« Reply #45 on: January 12, 2010, 06:34:22 PM »
-kiss someone
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-Use a homemade, colour-coded smokebomb against riot police in a peacful protest turned nasty.



-See Jello Biafra elected President of the United States.
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Anyway, you're just walking around with these teeth in your vagina and you think it's normal cos like, who do you ask about that shit? Then, one day you go to have sex with someone & they're all "WHY DOES YOUR VAGINA HAVE A TOOTH IN IT?" That'd be damn awkward.

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Re: Things to do before 2012 in case the crazy people are right and the world ends
« Reply #46 on: January 12, 2010, 06:38:47 PM »
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Re: Things to do before 2012 in case the crazy people are right and the world ends
« Reply #47 on: January 13, 2010, 05:10:20 PM »
bang her:



own this:



that's it for now.
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Re: Things to do before 2012 in case the crazy people are right and the world en
« Reply #48 on: January 14, 2010, 03:50:03 AM »
Quote from: Indja on November 09, 2009, 04:31:48 PM
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MALI CAN I HAVE YOUR NORDIC MAN ONCE YOU'RE DONE WITH HIM PLEEEEAAASE???

Who says we can't have em at the same time?
He's a big guy, he wont mind.

He probably won't even notice.

Oh, gosh. I'm adding to my list:

Shag Mali and a large hairy Nordic man at the same time.


It's on my list too, as it should be.
Now to find a hot nordic man. All the ones on couchsurfing.com look too skinny and hairless. ><

Ueff. Try searching for "viking" instead.

What? All I do is disappear from the boards for months and you guys go and forget about me? Foursomes are much less awkward than threesomes. It's a researched fact.
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Re: Things to do before 2012 in case the crazy people are right and the world en
« Reply #49 on: January 14, 2010, 03:23:03 PM »
Quote from: BB Gun-it on January 14, 2010, 03:50:03 AM
Quote from: Indja on November 09, 2009, 04:31:48 PM
Quote from: MaliIsRad on November 09, 2009, 04:30:57 PM
Quote from: Indja on November 09, 2009, 03:55:12 PM
Quote from: The Epigrammic Poultry on November 09, 2009, 02:17:05 PM
Quote from: MaliIsRad on November 09, 2009, 01:48:25 PM
Quote from: Indja on November 07, 2009, 03:39:42 PM
MALI CAN I HAVE YOUR NORDIC MAN ONCE YOU'RE DONE WITH HIM PLEEEEAAASE???

Who says we can't have em at the same time?
He's a big guy, he wont mind.

He probably won't even notice.

Oh, gosh. I'm adding to my list:

Shag Mali and a large hairy Nordic man at the same time.


It's on my list too, as it should be.
Now to find a hot nordic man. All the ones on couchsurfing.com look too skinny and hairless. ><

Ueff. Try searching for "viking" instead.

What? All I do is disappear from the boards for months and you guys go and forget about me? Foursomes are much less awkward than threesomes. It's a researched fact.

 :notworthy: :whip2:
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Re: Things to do before 2012 in case the crazy people are right and the world ends
« Reply #50 on: January 23, 2010, 09:22:03 PM »
Hack a national news program and broadcast 'THE GAME' to everybody at home, then sit back and laugh for an hour while people are raging nationally.
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Re: Things to do before 2012 in case the crazy people are right and the world ends
« Reply #51 on: February 14, 2010, 08:41:28 AM »
Quote from: Darkness on January 23, 2010, 09:22:03 PM
Hack a national news program and broadcast 'THE GAME' to everybody at home, then sit back and laugh for an hour while people are raging nationally.

Kick you in the gonads
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Anyway, you're just walking around with these teeth in your vagina and you think it's normal cos like, who do you ask about that shit? Then, one day you go to have sex with someone & they're all "WHY DOES YOUR VAGINA HAVE A TOOTH IN IT?" That'd be damn awkward.

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Re: Things to do before 2012 in case the crazy people are right and the world ends
« Reply #52 on: February 14, 2010, 05:56:53 PM »
Quote from: The Epigrammic Poultry on February 14, 2010, 08:41:28 AM
Quote from: Darkness on January 23, 2010, 09:22:03 PM
Hack a national news program and broadcast 'THE GAME' to everybody at home, then sit back and laugh for an hour while people are raging nationally.

Kick you in the gonads

Kick YOU in the gonads
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Anyway, you're just walking around with these teeth in your vagina and you think it's normal cos like, who do you ask about that shit? Then, one day you go to have sex with someone & they're all "WHY DOES YOUR VAGINA HAVE A TOOTH IN IT?" That'd be damn awkward.

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Re: Things to do before 2012 in case the crazy people are right and the world ends
« Reply #53 on: February 14, 2010, 07:17:22 PM »
Quote from: The Epigrammic Poultry on February 14, 2010, 05:56:53 PM
Quote from: The Epigrammic Poultry on February 14, 2010, 08:41:28 AM
Quote from: Darkness on January 23, 2010, 09:22:03 PM
Hack a national news program and broadcast 'THE GAME' to everybody at home, then sit back and laugh for an hour while people are raging nationally.

Kick you in the gonads

Kick YOU in the gonads

Do ye fuckin' wanna go, do ye?
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Anyway, you're just walking around with these teeth in your vagina and you think it's normal cos like, who do you ask about that shit? Then, one day you go to have sex with someone & they're all "WHY DOES YOUR VAGINA HAVE A TOOTH IN IT?" That'd be damn awkward.

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Re: Things to do before 2012 in case the crazy people are right and the world ends
« Reply #54 on: February 14, 2010, 08:11:11 PM »
Quote from: The Epigrammic Poultry on February 14, 2010, 07:17:22 PM
Quote from: The Epigrammic Poultry on February 14, 2010, 05:56:53 PM
Quote from: The Epigrammic Poultry on February 14, 2010, 08:41:28 AM
Quote from: Darkness on January 23, 2010, 09:22:03 PM
Hack a national news program and broadcast 'THE GAME' to everybody at home, then sit back and laugh for an hour while people are raging nationally.

Kick you in the gonads

Kick YOU in the gonads

Do ye fuckin' wanna go, do ye?

Mental insanity mindfuck. XD
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Quote from: Seean™ on February 22, 2010, 06:22:35 PM

Candy mountain doesn't sound too fun. But DEEP FRIEND SPAGHETTI WITH A GALLON OF MELTED CANNABIS BUTTER SLATHERED ALL OVER IT TOPPED OFF WITH BACON BITS AND DEEP FRIEND MAYO sounds GRRREAT!

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Re: Things to do before 2012 in case the crazy people are right and the world ends
« Reply #55 on: February 14, 2010, 10:35:46 PM »
Find someone dateable who likes cuddling as much as my high school best friend.
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Re: Things to do before 2012 in case the crazy people are right and the world ends
« Reply #56 on: February 15, 2010, 04:39:30 AM »
Quote from: FrailAndBedazzled on February 14, 2010, 10:35:46 PM
Find someone dateable who likes cuddling as much as my high school best friend.

lmfao. I totally read that as "someone debatable" - I was like really Kevin, I'm sure you can do better than "debatable" xD
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Re: Things to do before 2012 in case the crazy people are right and the world ends
« Reply #57 on: February 15, 2010, 11:02:54 AM »
You should see my exes.
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Re: Things to do before 2012 in case the crazy people are right and the world ends
« Reply #58 on: February 15, 2010, 08:12:58 PM »
- fall in love
- become a professional musician
- play basketball on ice skates
- drink a litre stein of beer
- achieve world domination
- dont die
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Quote from: Seean™ on February 22, 2010, 06:22:35 PM

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Re: Things to do before 2012 in case the crazy people are right and the world en
« Reply #59 on: March 02, 2010, 01:40:37 AM »
- Get a job.
- Graduate from college.
- Write a goddamned pilot for this idea I've had in my brain for a year now.
- Watch more live concerts.
- Read as many books I want.
- Watch as many films I wish.
- Be with the folks I love for as much as possible.
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