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Author Topic: Things to do before 2012 in case the crazy people are right and the world ends  (Read 24368 times)

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- Write a goddamned pilot for this idea I've had in my brain for a year now.

Race you there, who knows how many ideas I have

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Discover a guy who is:
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Anyway, you're just walking around with these teeth in your vagina and you think it's normal cos like, who do you ask about that shit? Then, one day you go to have sex with someone & they're all "WHY DOES YOUR VAGINA HAVE A TOOTH IN IT?" That'd be damn awkward.

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-Get my gun permit
-Find the dude who roofed me and raped me a couple years ago
-Introduce him to gun permit.

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I'll change my name to Mavis Diles when I'm 70, smoke cigarettes with a really long holder, and play a giant pipe organ in my backyard.

If you did it, say you did it
If you didn't, suck it up and say you did

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Woops...
Sorry. I should have been more careful.
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Anyway, you're just walking around with these teeth in your vagina and you think it's normal cos like, who do you ask about that shit? Then, one day you go to have sex with someone & they're all "WHY DOES YOUR VAGINA HAVE A TOOTH IN IT?" That'd be damn awkward.

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lose some weight

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Woops...
Sorry. I should have been more careful.
Oh no worries.  I know I'm mean and aggressive a lot, but that really wasn't intended as a "how dare you" type post.  I know you were just joking.  You just reminded me of goals.
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I'll change my name to Mavis Diles when I'm 70, smoke cigarettes with a really long holder, and play a giant pipe organ in my backyard.

If you did it, say you did it
If you didn't, suck it up and say you did

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-Get my gun permit
-Find the dude who roofed me and raped me a couple years ago
-Introduce him to gun permit.

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Ummm....  Not that I generally condone such behavior at all, but if you're planning
to commit a top-shelf felony, mightn't the permit be something of an extravagance?

Also, erase all posts relative to the scheme and plead PTSD/temporary insanity.

Can't very well say he doesn't have it coming, but in the eyes of The Law......
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I may have said this many, many times, but I will say it again. Play a Bosendorfur, Steinway grand in a concert hall. Who cares who's watching or who isn't watching. I just want to hear that note ring throughout the theatre. And to sing in one, too. And I'd very much like to travel to Europe.
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-Get my gun permit
-Find the dude who roofed me and raped me a couple years ago
-Introduce him to gun permit.

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Ummm....  Not that I generally condone such behavior at all, but if you're planning
to commit a top-shelf felony, mightn't the permit be something of an extravagance?

Also, erase all posts relative to the scheme and plead PTSD/temporary insanity.

Can't very well say he doesn't have it coming, but in the eyes of The Law......
OH I'd just introduce him to the permit and the presence of the gun.  Less of an actual murder, more of a "motherfucker I am watching you" type deal. 
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If you did it, say you did it
If you didn't, suck it up and say you did

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I'd probably take the next flight to Northwestern Canada to be with my love, go on a few adventures, maybe elope (why not?), bake a giant cake, get in a paint/cake batter fight with a few close friends (I would bring them on the plane with me, crossbow the shit out of some zombies (you know THEY might be involved), go see AFP live (dolls in hand), go see Germany, London, and Japan, get all of the tattoos I want and haven't gotten yet (I'll be eighteen that year), give the world complete and utter happiness, and maybe finally try and get my stories published, just in case the world doesn't end. (Note: I'd probably start this about a week or two in advance. Give me time to enjoy it)

Also: Defeat Ganondorf and SAVE THE PRINCESS. <3
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-Get an ass
-Find the perfect party song
-Have a boyfriend with whom my friends are comfortable around, so I can bring him to parties
-Wake up in the mornin' feelin like P diddy

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-Sleep with George Clooney (?)
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Anyway, you're just walking around with these teeth in your vagina and you think it's normal cos like, who do you ask about that shit? Then, one day you go to have sex with someone & they're all "WHY DOES YOUR VAGINA HAVE A TOOTH IN IT?" That'd be damn awkward.

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-Get an ass
-Find the perfect party song
-Have a boyfriend with whom my friends are comfortable around, so I can bring him to parties
-Wake up in the mornin' feelin like P diddy
As long as you don't kick him to the curb for not looking like Mick Jagger.  I mean, that Ke$ha girl has to google that shit; Mick has never been that attractive and right now he is DAMN ugly.
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I'll change my name to Mavis Diles when I'm 70, smoke cigarettes with a really long holder, and play a giant pipe organ in my backyard.

If you did it, say you did it
If you didn't, suck it up and say you did

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Benchpress 405.

Meet a guy that I could picture myself with for the rest of my life.

The first one will happen, the second is impossible.

EDIT:  I tried so hard to come up with more stuff for this list but those are the only goals I have left that could realistically be accomplished in that time frame.  My other big one was to get a "real" job but I have one now.

...I also want to publish an original paper on mathematics before I die but I don't know if I can do it so soon... I need to finish a book on abstract algebra and than spend a lot of time studying algebraic geometry (my chosen field) before I'm going to be ready to start work on an unsolved problem.  Maybe I should redouble my efforts...
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