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Re: AWFUL Movies
« Reply #195 on: August 26, 2012, 04:20:24 PM »

Also Volcano with Tommy Lee Jones is on TV right now... I forgot how awful this movie is, just everything about it is hurting my brain.


i remember a friend of mine had rented this on dvd for one of our movie nights and we ended skipping it alltogether after the first half of it.
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« Reply #196 on: August 26, 2012, 05:19:44 PM »

Also Volcano with Tommy Lee Jones is on TV right now... I forgot how awful this movie is, just everything about it is hurting my brain.


i remember a friend of mine had rented this on dvd for one of our movie nights and we ended skipping it alltogether after the first half of it.
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« Reply #197 on: August 27, 2012, 01:06:08 AM »

Is that the one where the fire department stops a lava-flow with fire-hoses?

I haven't seen all of [whichever that was], but it was on the TV once and I watched
a few minutes.... right up to that little bit of whatever-ya-call-it.
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« Reply #198 on: August 27, 2012, 02:27:05 AM »

Is that the one where the fire department stops a lava-flow with fire-hoses?

I haven't seen all of [whichever that was], but it was on the TV once and I watched
a few minutes.... right up to that little bit of whatever-ya-call-it.
I think at some point they do that, later they make a massive concrete barrier... but there're loads of bits where you just can't quite figure where they're getting their information from.
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« Reply #199 on: August 27, 2012, 02:33:34 AM »

Mega Piranha. Not even the limited acting talents of Tiffany could save this piece of crap but it's totally worth watching. The giant CGI piranhas are hilariously bad (and they explode into flames when they hit buildings).

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1587807/
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« Reply #200 on: August 27, 2012, 07:07:38 PM »

Mega Piranha. Not even the limited acting talents of Tiffany could save this piece of crap but it's totally worth watching. The giant CGI piranhas are hilariously bad (and they explode into flames when they hit buildings).

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1587807/
Seconded. 

I haven't seen "Mega Python vs Gatoroid" (starring Tiffany AND Debbie Gibson [before she got all
skin and bones and had her face effed up worked on, I think]) but that looks comparably awful esome.
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« Reply #201 on: August 28, 2012, 12:22:41 AM »

Mega Piranha. Not even the limited acting talents of Tiffany could save this piece of crap but it's totally worth watching. The giant CGI piranhas are hilariously bad (and they explode into flames when they hit buildings).

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1587807/
Seconded. 

I haven't seen "Mega Python vs Gatoroid" (starring Tiffany AND Debbie Gibson [before she got all
skin and bones and had her face effed up worked on, I think]) but that looks comparably awful esome.
Mega Piranha also has Greg Brady (no idea what his real name is). This made it even more craptastic.

Today we watched Seeds of Destruction. Killer prehistoric taproots try to take over the planet. Not as good as Two Headed Shark Attack or Triassic Attack though. So many bad movies, so little time.
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« Reply #202 on: September 24, 2012, 10:43:44 PM »

I saw Humanoids From the Deep (also named Monster) a couple days ago.

It was exactly the kind of awesome crap I wanted to see. It has the BEST ending ever in history.
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« Reply #203 on: September 24, 2012, 11:47:47 PM »

Humanoids From The Deep was awesome...if you liked that, check out C.H.U.D. sometime. you won't be disappointed.  :)

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« Reply #204 on: November 30, 2012, 10:03:51 AM »

i am nostalgic about chud.
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« Reply #205 on: November 30, 2012, 10:16:48 AM »

Is that the one where the fire department stops a lava-flow with fire-hoses?

I haven't seen all of [whichever that was], but it was on the TV once and I watched
a few minutes.... right up to that little bit of whatever-ya-call-it.

with lava hoses, concrete traffic barricades (I'm sure Hawaii was wondering why they hadn't thought of that), and the rapid demolition of a skyscraper that, apparently is also tougher than lava.
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