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This is why you're fat
« on: December 24, 2009, 10:02:53 PM »

If you're like me, you love to eat and make up weirdo combinations of food that you know are ridden with high cholestrol but you still eat it, post up yo favourite fat foods. Pics work great, too!


I just had three scoops of ube ice cream with chunks of coconut and about two tablespoonds of plain icing.


This thread was influenced by what the I was eating last night and the website.
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« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2009, 10:04:24 PM »

it's not really strange, but whenever i make a toastie, after it's done, i take it out of the machine and put LOTS of butter on top. if i'm feeling extra fat, i'll put it both sides.

EDIT: there are so many things that i do that would make a normal person fat. i will contribute to this thread a lot, i think
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2009, 10:39:01 PM »

Store-bought eggnog...  It's really crap, but yummy.
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2009, 09:37:23 AM »

I put cheese on everything.
Even soup.
When I buy a frozen pizza, I add my own cheese.
I make grilled cheese, take it out of the oven and grate on more cheese....then eat it.

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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2009, 10:57:31 AM »

I put cheese on everything.
Even soup.
When I buy a frozen pizza, I add my own cheese.
I make grilled cheese, take it out of the oven and grate on more cheese....then eat it.

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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #5 on: December 25, 2009, 03:10:04 PM »

it's not really strange, but whenever i make a toastie, after it's done, i take it out of the machine and put LOTS of butter on top. if i'm feeling extra fat, [bi'll put it both sides[/b].

EDIT: there are so many things that i do that would make a normal person fat. i will contribute to this thread a lot, i think

 :o  Well, I shouldn't talk, I put butter then take a bite, add more. Mmm, butter!
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« Reply #6 on: December 25, 2009, 04:06:27 PM »

i know it's christmas and all but i ate so much and it doesn't count cos i made it for myself, so it's pure gluttony.
i had 3 lamb fillets, two massive roast potatoes, mashed potatoes, caramelised carrots, gravy and mint sauce. obviously, i put LOADS of butter on the mashed potatoes.
for dessert, i had a pudding. an entire 1lb pudding. with custard.

dear lord i am full. for an hour or so, then i'll have coffee and mince pies :)
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #7 on: December 25, 2009, 05:36:28 PM »

I put cheese on everything.
Even soup.
When I buy a frozen pizza, I add my own cheese.
I make grilled cheese, take it out of the oven and grate on more cheese....then eat it.
So today, between late-Christmas brunch and early Christmas dinner, I took the lovely little
baby brie out of the fridge, wrapped it in puff pastry with a generous dollop of grape jelly, and
baked it at 350-degrees for about 20 minutes...

This is yet another example of why I'm a bit over my 'ideal' weight....
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #8 on: December 25, 2009, 05:44:36 PM »

I put cheese on everything.
Even soup.
When I buy a frozen pizza, I add my own cheese.
I make grilled cheese, take it out of the oven and grate on more cheese....then eat it.
So today, between late-Christmas brunch and early Christmas dinner, I took the lovely little
baby brie out of the fridge, wrapped it in puff pastry with a generous dollop of grape jelly, and
baked it at 350-degrees for about 20 minutes...

This is yet another example of why I'm a bit over my 'ideal' weight....

Oh yeah, now that Christmas has come around it's not just cheddar anymore.
It's all the other awsome cheeses, om nom nom.

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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2009, 10:03:33 PM »

I have the whole putting cheese on EVERYTHING problem.
which is why i'm the ONLY 14 year old vegetarian with high cholesterol x]
I have a friend who takes out a container of cream cheese and just eats it straight from the tub/slab.
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #10 on: December 25, 2009, 11:11:39 PM »

The ultimate stoner food, melted cheese on bread.
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #11 on: December 25, 2009, 11:39:18 PM »

The ultimate stoner food, melted cheese on bread.
oh man, i just read this, and made it... gah
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #12 on: December 26, 2009, 12:41:27 PM »

nom nom waffles nom nom
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #13 on: December 26, 2009, 12:47:28 PM »

The ultimate stoner food, melted cheese on bread.

Not quite. Toast with chocolate spread and sprinkles.
I call it lesbian loaf because it also goes well with the L word (ultimate stoner threesome)

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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #14 on: December 26, 2009, 01:27:27 PM »

This thread makes me sad.  It's like a laundry list of foods I love to eat and am no longer allowed to.

For the record, when I was still able to have the occasional nom-fest, it was homemade baked goods all the way.  I tend to make epic amounts of damn good pie.  It's pretty easy; it just takes patience to wait the hour or so for the pie to bake.
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