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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #105 on: February 17, 2010, 08:55:44 PM »
Okay so. 
A: Even on the weekend, no.  That life SUCKS.  Have you ever been in danger of losing your home, your power, your heat, all the stuff most people take for granted?  I have.  It sucks.  Sucks even worse when you DO lose it, and squatting is not as legal, as common, or as possible as RENT pretends.
B: Busking does not normally make enough money to pay for more than a cup of coffee.  This is why I mentioned it.
C: Only two characters in RENT make any attempt to make money off of busking.  Maureen only does it for show anyhow and leeches off of Joanne's funds.  The rest of the cast does nothing.  They are ostensibly creative types, but never do anything.  I hate them for this reason, and for the reason that they created an entire generation of whiny rich kids who want to slum it up and live like a poor person because it's "cool". 

I'm sorry, Sean, I don't mean to bitch at you.  This is just one of those things that pisses me off more than anything else.  I'm actually probably going to copy/paste it into shit that pisses you the fuck off.  I really don't want to make it sound like I hate you; I just don't like what you said.
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #106 on: February 18, 2010, 04:19:10 AM »
Quote from: FrailAndBedazzled on February 17, 2010, 08:55:44 PM
I'm sorry, Sean, I don't mean to bitch at you.  This is just one of those things that pisses me off more than anything else.  I'm actually probably going to copy/paste it into shit that pisses you the fuck off.  I really don't want to make it sound like I hate you; I just don't like what you said.

He's obviously never been in that situation, so how would he know.

...deep breaths.
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #107 on: February 18, 2010, 05:25:36 AM »
Fruit.  I like fruit. I wonder how fat I would be if I liked junk food.  Yikes.



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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #108 on: February 18, 2010, 10:16:23 AM »
Quote from: Captain Awesome on February 18, 2010, 04:19:10 AM
Quote from: FrailAndBedazzled on February 17, 2010, 08:55:44 PM
I'm sorry, Sean, I don't mean to bitch at you.  This is just one of those things that pisses me off more than anything else.  I'm actually probably going to copy/paste it into shit that pisses you the fuck off.  I really don't want to make it sound like I hate you; I just don't like what you said.

He's obviously never been in that situation, so how would he know.

...deep breaths.
Deep breaths taken, peace found.  ON TO THINGS THAT MAKE US FAT or confused about how fat we are as the case may be.

Case in point: today, I had dry wheat toast and diet coke for breakfast.  I know in the sense of calories, this is not a bad thing.  But the diet coke for breakfast...how unhealthy IS that, in actual fact?
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #109 on: February 18, 2010, 10:36:53 AM »
Quote from: FrailAndBedazzled on February 17, 2010, 08:55:44 PM
Okay so. 
A: Even on the weekend, no.  That life SUCKS.  Have you ever been in danger of losing your home, your power, your heat, all the stuff most people take for granted?  I have.  It sucks.  Sucks even worse when you DO lose it, and squatting is not as legal, as common, or as possible as RENT pretends.
B: Busking does not normally make enough money to pay for more than a cup of coffee.  This is why I mentioned it.
C: Only two characters in RENT make any attempt to make money off of busking.  Maureen only does it for show anyhow and leeches off of Joanne's funds.  The rest of the cast does nothing.  They are ostensibly creative types, but never do anything.  I hate them for this reason, and for the reason that they created an entire generation of whiny rich kids who want to slum it up and live like a poor person because it's "cool". 

I'm sorry, Sean, I don't mean to bitch at you.  This is just one of those things that pisses me off more than anything else.  I'm actually probably going to copy/paste it into shit that pisses you the fuck off.  I really don't want to make it sound like I hate you; I just don't like what you said.

Oh shit, I didn't mean to capitalize rent. I never even saw that damn movie or musical. And I was joking about the busking part, so yeah. You have all the right to bitch at me, although I really ought to have emphasized the joke. Or perhaps my sense of "humour" is a little too cruel to be considered a joke. It's all good.

Can we still be friends who enjoy getting fat?
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #110 on: February 18, 2010, 10:45:59 AM »
^um dur.  Hence the massive apology at the end :-)
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #111 on: February 18, 2010, 12:51:34 PM »
I EAT BISCUITS LIKE IT'S GOING TO CURE AIDS.
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #112 on: February 18, 2010, 01:28:34 PM »
Quote from: Indja on February 18, 2010, 12:51:34 PM
I EAT BISCUITS LIKE IT'S GOING TO CURE AIDS.
You just be glad those stupid HobNobs are too expensive to be a habit, or I'd
have to waddle my 400-pound self over there and have a heart attack on your
front lawn....
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #113 on: February 18, 2010, 01:30:20 PM »
I don't have a front lawn, but I appreciate the sentiment. And while Hob Nobs are, as ever, the biscuit of choice, I like pretty much all of them except Rich Teas
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #114 on: February 18, 2010, 01:51:15 PM »
I want any food.  Anything.  Toast and diet coke seems a long way off.  MAKE ME FAT.  I think I'll have raisin bran for lunch.
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If you didn't, suck it up and say you did

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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #115 on: February 18, 2010, 04:21:33 PM »
I'm actually on a kind of "diet".
But I had a boca burger and a cup of tomato soup and the best damn homemade potato salad ever.
I love this place.
And fourth cup of coffee with too much cream ftw.  :headbang:
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #116 on: February 18, 2010, 06:33:23 PM »
I had yummy feta cheese pasty today

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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #117 on: February 18, 2010, 07:09:58 PM »
I'll be your pasties...
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #118 on: February 18, 2010, 09:48:52 PM »
CAAAAAANNNNNNDDYYYYYYYYYYYY.
I do not try very hard to resist the after-holiday 50% off candy at the stores. Then I eat it all. For breakfast and dinner. I usually have a sensible lunch.
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #119 on: February 19, 2010, 12:59:21 AM »
Is it better or worse to have a large mid-day meal and a small evening meal or to have mid-day and evening meals of similar size?
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