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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #75 on: January 22, 2010, 07:08:37 PM »

Nutella. Nuff said.
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #76 on: January 22, 2010, 07:10:54 PM »

barbecue..from a tub with tortilla chips.

I'll dance it off tonight.
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #77 on: January 22, 2010, 09:35:26 PM »

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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #78 on: January 24, 2010, 01:32:24 PM »

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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #79 on: January 24, 2010, 01:40:49 PM »

 Chocolate and Bacon Cupcakes with Peanut Butter Frosting

Chocolate cake mix
8-10 slices bacon, cooked until crisp and chopped into small pieces. (reserve some for frosting and garnish)
1. Prepare cupcake batter according to package directions and stir in the bacon. (use as much of the grease from the bacon as possible and use regular oil for the rest).
2. Spoon batter into cupcake pan, each about 3/4 full. Bake as directed on the box. Let them cool completely before frosting.
Peanut Butter Frosting
5 tablespoons soft butter
1 1/2 cups crunchy peanut butter(could be smooth pb)
1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1 1/2 cups powdered sugar
1/4 cup heavy cream (milk will do)
1/2 cup peanuts, chopped (for garnish)
1. In a medium bowl, mix together butter, peanut butter, bacon, and vanilla with an electric mixer on medium speed until combined.
2. Add powdered sugar in three parts (1/2 cup at a time) and mix on medium speed until completely incorporated, scraping the sides of the bowl to mix everything in.
3. Add cream, a little bit at a time, while mixing on medium speed until frosting is at desired thickness (not too runny but thick enough to spread).
4. Frost then sprinkle with peanuts and bacon.
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #80 on: January 24, 2010, 02:09:47 PM »

Chocolate and Bacon Cupcakes with Peanut Butter Frosting

Chocolate cake mix
8-10 slices bacon, cooked until crisp and chopped into small pieces. (reserve some for frosting and garnish)
1. Prepare cupcake batter according to package directions and stir in the bacon. (use as much of the grease from the bacon as possible and use regular oil for the rest).
2. Spoon batter into cupcake pan, each about 3/4 full. Bake as directed on the box. Let them cool completely before frosting.
Peanut Butter Frosting
5 tablespoons soft butter
1 1/2 cups crunchy peanut butter(could be smooth pb)
1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1 1/2 cups powdered sugar
1/4 cup heavy cream (milk will do)
1/2 cup peanuts, chopped (for garnish)
1. In a medium bowl, mix together butter, peanut butter, bacon, and vanilla with an electric mixer on medium speed until combined.
2. Add powdered sugar in three parts (1/2 cup at a time) and mix on medium speed until completely incorporated, scraping the sides of the bowl to mix everything in.
3. Add cream, a little bit at a time, while mixing on medium speed until frosting is at desired thickness (not too runny but thick enough to spread).
4. Frost then sprinkle with peanuts and bacon.

That is no way to eat a pig.
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #81 on: January 28, 2010, 07:27:35 PM »

O.o scary bacon cupcakes.

as for why I'm fat: oh look boneless buffalo wings don't mind if i do nom nom nom
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #82 on: January 29, 2010, 12:56:43 PM »

I can no longer eat these fatty foods, even when I'm high. Boo. However, I've been eating these for the passed week, I've already about three boxes.



No imagine them deep fried covered in caramel and sprinkles. OM NOM NOM!
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #83 on: February 08, 2010, 10:04:02 PM »

Yesterday I had some tea, and with that tea I had some sugar cookies. I had about five or something, and then I stuffed two crackers in my mouth. I had forgotten all about the chocolate mints on my desk. So I had some of those afterward, and two Lindt chocolates. Half an hour later I went to bed.
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #84 on: February 08, 2010, 10:46:25 PM »

I haz hot apple pie.....   
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #85 on: February 08, 2010, 11:17:59 PM »

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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #86 on: February 09, 2010, 12:22:23 AM »

I haz hot apple pie.....   


Coincidentally, I haz three puddy-tats, one a blue who somewhat resembles the faux cat
in your image, and they each get a tiny squirt of whipped cream when we're serving it to
the two-legs, as we do on apple pie....
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #87 on: February 09, 2010, 04:56:25 AM »

I really hope you just like fire it at their faces xD That would be aaaace.
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #88 on: February 09, 2010, 11:50:33 AM »

I really hope you just like fire it at their faces xD That would be aaaace.
No, a tablespoon or so, set in their food dishes (then rinsed thoroughly when they're
done, cuz milk product goes sour and stinks if ya leave it, don'tcha know...)
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #89 on: February 09, 2010, 12:17:39 PM »

I really hope you just like fire it at their faces xD That would be aaaace.
No, a tablespoon or so, set in their food dishes (then rinsed thoroughly when they're
done, cuz milk product goes sour and stinks if ya leave it, don'tcha know...)

my cat's clean themselves all the time. yet, after they go poo, they like to stick their horribly smelly butts in my face before any cleaning is done.
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