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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #30 on: December 29, 2009, 01:27:59 PM »

All these pounds that i lost were put on last year because of taking some antidepressant pills called Lustral,they just made me sleep and sleep. Motionlessness is another thing that gets people fatter you know.And these special days' and holidays' dinners don't help too :tongue11:
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #31 on: December 29, 2009, 02:35:51 PM »

honestly i don't know how i'm not fat, or even normal weight.
the other day, i had a full christmas dinner (not on christmas lol); turkey, veg, roasties, yorkshire puddings, stuffing, everything and like 10 minutes later, i was like "...could so have a sandwich right now"
also, i had a BK one day, a massive burger, chips and a drink, and like an hour later, had a panini and a pint.

wtf body.
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #32 on: December 29, 2009, 03:11:15 PM »

honestly i don't know how i'm not fat, or even normal weight.
the other day, i had a full christmas dinner (not on christmas lol); turkey, veg, roasties, yorkshire puddings, stuffing, everything and like 10 minutes later, i was like "...could so have a sandwich right now"
also, i had a BK one day, a massive burger, chips and a drink, and like an hour later, had a panini and a pint.

wtf body.

Lucky bitch.
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #33 on: December 29, 2009, 03:23:20 PM »

deep fried mars bars. yum. i got a deep fryer for xmas from a friend as a joke. lately ive been deep frying as much things as possible. get ready for this: deep fried icing topped with m&ms, white chocolate chips, caramel fudge, and sprinkles.
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #34 on: December 29, 2009, 03:33:17 PM »

Some friends once had a “Deep-Fri-day” and were very ill after it. I think that people get tempted to fry just about everything when they first get a deep fat fryer. I remember seeing a tv show that had a joke where a character claimed that even deep-fried pencils were nice. 
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #35 on: January 08, 2010, 09:14:21 PM »

LOVE fat kid food, in fact - despite being 130lbs I have friends who frequently say I'm the fattest kid they know because of my heinous eating habits.

My favorite is what I used to get at my local diner. They had a jumbo chili cheese dog on the menu that I used to order with a side of their macaroni and cheese (which are both made with that sort of cheap, yet delicious, liquid cheese). I'd proceed to pour the macaroni and cheese on top of the chili cheese dog and cut the dog underneath up in a pieces bun and all and just eat the thing all mixed together. I call it my 'fat kid casserole'
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #36 on: January 08, 2010, 09:24:01 PM »

honestly i don't know how i'm not fat, or even normal weight.
the other day, i had a full christmas dinner (not on christmas lol); turkey, veg, roasties, yorkshire puddings, stuffing, everything and like 10 minutes later, i was like "...could so have a sandwich right now"
also, i had a BK one day, a massive burger, chips and a drink, and like an hour later, had a panini and a pint.

wtf body.

Lucky bitch.

I agree and sympathise.
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #37 on: January 08, 2010, 11:11:15 PM »

Cheese. You are my love and my enemy...
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #38 on: January 09, 2010, 05:03:46 AM »

the other day i was waiting for food to cook so i had a chocolate and peanut butter sandwich.
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #39 on: January 10, 2010, 12:40:55 PM »

I don't know if I want to lose weight.
Eating food is fun!
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #40 on: January 10, 2010, 05:41:15 PM »

Pizza is why I'm fat.

But thankfully, that depression that the boy I'm in love with put me in allowed me to lose 30 pounds since August!


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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #41 on: January 10, 2010, 07:46:43 PM »

Yes!

Today was the best food day.

It started with homemade bread with peanutbutter.
In the middle was Happy Hash at Happy Burger (if you're ever in Mariposa, CA you should totally eat here) and that consists of Hashbrowns  smothered with two eggs, guacamole, salsa, and sourcream. mMmmmm.
And I just ate dinner, a cup of tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwich.

I LOVE BEING FAT!
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #42 on: January 11, 2010, 09:14:42 AM »

i have mixed feelings about being fat.
i mean, i love eating, and i don't really have any problems with my current weight / the way i look.
but in italy everyone is uber-skinny (or in france, let's say...). my mind assumes that i will have higher chances of finding a girlfriend if i'm skinnier. uhm. fucked up, yeah?
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #43 on: January 11, 2010, 09:30:39 AM »

I have always been at a 10 1/2 stone and Im somewhere between 5' 11" or 6ft in height.
No matter what I eat I stay this weight. I do the big portions too.
Mostly eat pasta, potatoes, rice, meat [bacon/chicken/sausage/minced beef], eggs, peppers/veg, fruit, cheeses, cereal, toast!
Junkfood: chocolate biscuits/cookies/cake/icecream/pringles/popcorn

I can't figure it out.
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #44 on: January 11, 2010, 09:52:16 AM »

Cheese. You are my love and my enemy...

I never meant to hurt you.
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