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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #45 on: January 11, 2010, 12:51:55 PM »

i have mixed feelings about being fat.
i mean, i love eating, and i don't really have any problems with my current weight / the way i look.
but in italy everyone is uber-skinny (or in france, let's say...). my mind assumes that i will have higher chances of finding a girlfriend if i'm skinnier. uhm. fucked up, yeah?
IMHO, your chances of finding a girlfriend you can be happy with will be higher if
you're happy with yourself, and that doesn't include trying to force yourself to be
skinny if your body doesn't work that way.
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #46 on: January 11, 2010, 02:11:56 PM »

i have mixed feelings about being fat.
i mean, i love eating, and i don't really have any problems with my current weight / the way i look.
but in italy everyone is uber-skinny (or in france, let's say...). my mind assumes that i will have higher chances of finding a girlfriend if i'm skinnier. uhm. fucked up, yeah?
IMHO, your chances of finding a girlfriend you can be happy with will be higher if
you're happy with yourself, and that doesn't include trying to force yourself to be
skinny if your body doesn't work that way.
you're just so wise  :love5:
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #47 on: January 11, 2010, 03:36:55 PM »

i have mixed feelings about being fat.
i mean, i love eating, and i don't really have any problems with my current weight / the way i look.
but in italy everyone is uber-skinny (or in france, let's say...). my mind assumes that i will have higher chances of finding a girlfriend if i'm skinnier. uhm. fucked up, yeah?
IMHO, your chances of finding a girlfriend you can be happy with will be higher if
you're happy with yourself, and that doesn't include trying to force yourself to be
skinny if your body doesn't work that way.
you're just so wise  :love5:

He's not wise, he's a fat lesbian posing as an old man so he can lure you to his les-lair and eat you up - for once in the cool fun sexy way.

Get fat with me, Sylly. It'll be great.
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #48 on: January 11, 2010, 03:47:07 PM »

i have mixed feelings about being fat.
i mean, i love eating, and i don't really have any problems with my current weight / the way i look.
but in italy everyone is uber-skinny (or in france, let's say...). my mind assumes that i will have higher chances of finding a girlfriend if i'm skinnier. uhm. fucked up, yeah?

i'm the same way. though, in my case i'm absolutely not happy with my current weight.
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #49 on: January 12, 2010, 05:06:59 PM »

i have mixed feelings about being fat.
i mean, i love eating, and i don't really have any problems with my current weight / the way i look.
but in italy everyone is uber-skinny (or in france, let's say...). my mind assumes that i will have higher chances of finding a girlfriend if i'm skinnier. uhm. fucked up, yeah?
IMHO, your chances of finding a girlfriend you can be happy with will be higher if
you're happy with yourself, and that doesn't include trying to force yourself to be
skinny if your body doesn't work that way.
you're just so wise  :love5:

He's not wise, he's a fat lesbian posing as an old man so he can lure you to his les-lair and eat you up - for once in the cool fun sexy way.

Get fat with me, Sylly. It'll be great.

Yay!! Chubbywubbbies!
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #50 on: January 12, 2010, 05:44:51 PM »

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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #51 on: January 12, 2010, 06:31:06 PM »

fat thighs help you live longer?

http://www.canada.com/health/thighs+help+live+longer/2432908/story.html

#@!
ah, i think i lied in the previous post.
i absolutely hate my thighs. i have a tiny waist and huge thighs. it's yucky.
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #52 on: January 12, 2010, 09:06:45 PM »

(hyperactivity not inculded)

it's probably the hyperactivity that's making you stay thin.

my fat day: i had a pack of "mini stollen" which were completely yummy, i had mince pies, some pudding, some cake and a lot of pistachios. lol.
that's not including my meals btw
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #53 on: January 14, 2010, 06:17:34 PM »

I've had an eggroll.
The fridge, she is empty.  The Kevin, he is hungry.  Soon, he will eat the roommate. 
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #54 on: January 14, 2010, 08:39:08 PM »

Eating the roommate will make you fat.

I actually ate some vegetables for dinner tonight instead of cookies like last night.
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #55 on: January 14, 2010, 08:50:19 PM »

Eating the roommate will make you fat.

I actually ate some vegetables for dinner tonight instead of cookies like last night.

if only cookies were vegetables.
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #56 on: January 14, 2010, 09:06:18 PM »

Eating the roommate will make you fat.

I actually ate some vegetables for dinner tonight instead of cookies like last night.

if only cookies were vegetables.
If they're not meat... they must be vegetables? Perhaps there's some way we could make this work.
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #57 on: January 14, 2010, 09:32:56 PM »

A vegan cookie recipe would be a cookie made entirely of fruits and vegetables.  Vegetables are basically anything that is edible plant matter and not a fruit or seed.  Most cookies are primarily cereal grains anyway.  There are surely plenty of recipes for cookies with low fat and low sugar, if you put dried fruit into such a cookie, and used a healthier grain like whole wheat or whatever the cookie would probably be healthier for you than it is unhealthy.

This is why I'm not fat...
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #58 on: January 14, 2010, 09:36:27 PM »

A vegan cookie recipe would be a cookie made entirely of fruits and vegetables.  Vegetables are basically anything that is edible plant matter and not a fruit or seed.  Most cookies are primarily cereal grains anyway.  There are surely plenty of recipes for cookies with low fat and low sugar, if you put dried fruit into such a cookie, and used a healthier grain like whole wheat or whatever the cookie would probably be healthier for you than it is unhealthy.

This is why I'm not fat...

vegan cookies < real cookies.
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #59 on: January 14, 2010, 10:27:04 PM »

GOOOAAATT CHEEESSSE
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