Amanda's got a blog. If blogs could talk, it'd ask you to read it. It might even say "please."
Well, this doesn't compare to that at all, but I found this photo of me from two years ago trying on dresses for my sister's wedding. This did not make the cake. But it's black.
I'm sorry to inform you all that I , in fact, do not own a little black dress of my own.
^I'm pretty sure if I'm turning into a horse to fuck a stranger off the internet, vodka will play its part...
Lighting cigarettes with you
Congratulations, you tiny badass!
Everything you said looks like real words to me.