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heidi montag's cd sells 658 copies
« on: January 22, 2010, 11:58:18 AM »

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The pop-inspired LP sold just 658 copies in its first week of release, according to Nielsen Soundscan. This certainly won’t be good news for Heidi’s accountant. The Hills star is so intent on becoming the next Britney Spears she practically bankrupted herself producing the set.

“….I put every dollar I have into this. I’ve spent over $1 million, almost $2 million, on this album. It’s cost as much or more than a Britney Spears album because I wanted it to be that quality … (But) I think within the first week we will definitely make our money back. The songs will make an impact in pop history,” she told EW last week.
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Re: heidi montag's cd sells 658 copies
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2010, 12:15:18 PM »

BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
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Re: heidi montag's cd sells 658 copies
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2010, 12:32:29 PM »

Oh my god that's awesome! I'll bet she thought she would be bigger than Gaga.
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Re: heidi montag's cd sells 658 copies
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2010, 01:00:57 PM »

Ok, while I join all free people everywhere in rejoicing that this venture has flopped....

...it seems to me that this woman has clearly been robbed by the people involved in
this "project", and I can't approve of that.  :-\


(Oh, and everyone go buy a copy.  If she ever becomes a real actress, it could become
valuable.)
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Re: heidi montag's cd sells 658 copies
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2010, 01:18:27 PM »

(Oh, and everyone go buy a copy.  If she ever becomes a real actress, it could become
valuable.)

Was that a joke?
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« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2010, 01:20:54 PM »

(Oh, and everyone go buy a copy.  If she ever becomes a real actress, it could become
valuable.)

Was that a joke?
Consider the likelihood that Heidi Montag's acting career will ever create anything remotely
memorable, then you tell me....
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Re: heidi montag's cd sells 658 copies
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2010, 03:17:09 PM »

When I was on Huffington Post the other day to check out Amanda's interview I ended up reading this and watching the video...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/20/heidi-montag-tries-to-mov_n_429456.html

It's kind of sad that she's spent so much money to make what I assume is an awful album and to make herself look so... awful. It's just all very awful.
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Re: heidi montag's cd sells 658 copies
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2010, 03:50:08 PM »

i just watched that video and omg she looks hideous! i thought she was pretty before, but she's just ruined her face.
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Re: heidi montag's cd sells 658 copies
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2010, 03:56:25 PM »

Two questions re. her extensive rearrangement:

WTF?  (that's why-TF...)

...and wasn't MJ's problem TOO MUCH SURGERY, not too much demerol?
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« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2010, 06:00:43 PM »



...and wasn't MJ's problem TOO MUCH SURGERY, not too much demerol?
i believe that was a symptom rather than the actual problem, which was much, much deeper than those surgery scars, or exposed nasal cavities.....
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Re: heidi montag's cd sells 658 copies
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2010, 06:30:29 PM »

At $3,039.99 per copy, she has made her money back and is well on her way to world domination.

Shut your traps, you haters!
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Re: heidi montag's cd sells 658 copies
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2010, 06:50:09 PM »

Her plastic surgeon is Frank Ryan? I seem to remember he once bought me whiskey in a brothel in Madrid...
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Re: heidi montag's cd sells 658 copies
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2010, 06:52:19 PM »

I feel bad for feeling so pleased.
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Re: heidi montag's cd sells 658 copies
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2010, 12:01:01 AM »

I feel bad for feeling so pleased.
Don't.  She spends ridiculously too much (unless she's including marketing in the price tag), and breaks the first rule of anything, which is to put as little of your own money into something as possible.  She's about one incestuous relationship away from a Greek tragedy.

I'm almost tempted to go download this to see where all that money went, but something tells me it'd be a little hard to find...
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Re: heidi montag's cd sells 658 copies
« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2010, 12:03:53 AM »

Only 10,500 0f the roughly 38,000 albums released in the United States every year sell more than 100 copies.
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« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2010, 12:04:41 AM »

Only 10,500 0f the roughly 38,000 albums released in the United States every year sell more than 100 copies.
Sure, but how many of them have an already-in-place promotion machine on national TV?
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« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2010, 12:29:06 AM »

Only 10,500 0f the roughly 38,000 albums released in the United States every year sell more than 100 copies.
Sure, but how many of them have an already-in-place promotion machine on national TV?
That I do not know.
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« Reply #17 on: January 23, 2010, 01:15:13 AM »

Ok, while I join all free people everywhere in rejoicing that this venture has flopped....

...it seems to me that this woman has clearly been robbed by the people involved in
this "project", and I can't approve of that.  :-\

don't ever move here. the local motto is: see a fool, use a fool  8)

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« Reply #18 on: February 02, 2010, 08:43:48 AM »

Should I know who this person is?
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« Reply #19 on: February 02, 2010, 02:01:02 PM »

Should I know who this person is?
Not really.


Google-image will show you pictures, and that's really all she's got.
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« Reply #20 on: February 02, 2010, 05:30:31 PM »

Surely by now it would have sold 672 copies? Hahaha GET IT!!!?!?!?!
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« Reply #21 on: February 03, 2010, 09:01:35 AM »

Should I know who this person is?
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Google-image will show you pictures, and that's really all she's got.

Holy fuck. Bitch's face has seen more knives than a cutting board.
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« Reply #23 on: June 25, 2010, 03:06:05 PM »

My two favorite comments:

At $3,039.99 per copy, she has made her money back and is well on her way to world domination.

Shut your traps, you haters!

and

Holy fuck. Bitch's face has seen more knives than a cutting board.
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Re: heidi montag's cd sells 658 copies
« Reply #24 on: June 25, 2010, 06:41:48 PM »

some motherfuckers never learn:   http://www.newsoxy.com/entertainment/heidi-montag-and-album-13518.html

 ;D

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Re: heidi montag's cd sells 658 copies
« Reply #25 on: June 25, 2010, 09:29:41 PM »

some motherfuckers never learn:   http://www.newsoxy.com/entertainment/heidi-montag-and-album-13518.html

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« Reply #26 on: June 25, 2010, 11:49:37 PM »

some motherfuckers never learn:   http://www.newsoxy.com/entertainment/heidi-montag-and-album-13518.html

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