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Re: 528-lb woman gives birth to her 1st baby
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2010, 03:13:36 PM »

Yay now I feel skinny!
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Re: 528-lb woman gives birth to her 1st baby
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2010, 03:34:23 PM »

...no. That's not possible. I know because I did a sex ed class when I was 11 and I'm SURE you have to have sex to make babies and that's clearly just not possible.

VIRGIN BIRTH!! MIRACLE CHILD!! SECOND COMING!! END OF TIME!!
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Re: 528-lb woman gives birth to her 1st baby
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2010, 03:48:32 PM »

Yay now I feel skinny!
Yep...  You need to be packin' away the bacon-cheeseburgers before that young'un
arrives....  else he/she is likely to have issues about his/her anorexic mum.
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Re: 528-lb woman gives birth to her 1st baby
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2010, 03:59:45 PM »

Yay now I feel skinny!
Yep...  You need to be packin' away the bacon-cheeseburgers before that young'un
arrives....  else he/she is likely to have issues about his/her anorexic mum.
ewww bacon cheeseburgers. I got fat from tasty veggie snacks. Not from yukky animal snacks.
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Re: 528-lb woman gives birth to her 1st baby
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2010, 04:04:12 PM »

Yay now I feel skinny!
Yep...  You need to be packin' away the bacon-cheeseburgers before that young'un
arrives....  else he/she is likely to have issues about his/her anorexic mum.
ewww bacon cheeseburgers. I got fat from tasty veggie snacks. Not from yukky animal snacks.
I don't care what you may have done in the past, you've got too much weight to add
for you to be wasting time on low-fat veggies.  If you don't want meat, you'll have to
go with lots of dairy.  Ice cream! - two servings at every meal!
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Re: 528-lb woman gives birth to her 1st baby
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2010, 04:05:45 PM »

Yay now I feel skinny!
Yep...  You need to be packin' away the bacon-cheeseburgers before that young'un
arrives....  else he/she is likely to have issues about his/her anorexic mum.
ewww bacon cheeseburgers. I got fat from tasty veggie snacks. Not from yukky animal snacks.
I don't care what you may have done in the past, you've got too much weight to add
for you to be wasting time on low-fat veggies.  If you don't want meat, you'll have to
go with lots of dairy.  Ice cream! - two servings at every meal!
No. You can't make me and I won't do it. Instead I am now going to eat the rest of the vegan chocolate ice cream that I have in my freezer for breakfast.
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Re: 528-lb woman gives birth to her 1st baby
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2010, 04:08:59 PM »

Yay now I feel skinny!
Yep...  You need to be packin' away the bacon-cheeseburgers before that young'un
arrives....  else he/she is likely to have issues about his/her anorexic mum.
ewww bacon cheeseburgers. I got fat from tasty veggie snacks. Not from yukky animal snacks.
I don't care what you may have done in the past, you've got too much weight to add
for you to be wasting time on low-fat veggies.  If you don't want meat, you'll have to
go with lots of dairy.  Ice cream! - two servings at every meal!
No. You can't make me and I won't do it. Instead I am now going to eat the rest of the vegan chocolate ice cream that I have in my freezer for breakfast.
I suppose that's a start.....
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Re: 528-lb woman gives birth to her 1st baby
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2010, 04:16:48 PM »

I'm sorry, I can't believe no-one's picked up on this bit yet:
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A 25-year-old woman weighing 528 pounds (240 kilograms) gave birth to her first baby on Thursday at a hospital equipped to treat obese people.

"The baby is the fruit of the love between me and my future husband who is slimmer, weighing just 70 kilograms (154 pounds),"...

240/70 = 3.4. HOW? WHY? OH THE HUMANITY.
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Re: 528-lb woman gives birth to her 1st baby
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2010, 04:17:35 PM »

How humiliating. That photograph, being carried by all those men. I feel sorry for her.  :-\
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Re: 528-lb woman gives birth to her 1st baby
« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2010, 09:25:57 AM »

Hey look, it's a thread belittling overweight people.




How is this news/current events?  Must have been a slow news day.
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Re: 528-lb woman gives birth to her 1st baby
« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2010, 10:56:28 AM »

Wow, thats almost five times as heavy as I am.
Well, good luck to her baby (and her) I guess

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Re: 528-lb woman gives birth to her 1st baby
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