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[BATTEREDxBRIDExLUVR!]

you tell me that you love me
when i'm lying by your side
you tell me that i am the only one
who understands your fragile mind

that i am blind to any evil you could do
and that i love you unlike any other girl could ever do

you love the things that i love
you love art and you love books
and you love love as much as i do
and you love my dirty looks

and you love me right now
so how can you love vegemite

it tastes like sadness
it tastes like batteries
it tastes like acids

i cannot hold a man so close
who spreads this cancer on his toast
it is the vegemite my darling, or it's me

you have to make a fucking choice
i cannot sit with you at breakfast
the very smell of it obliterates my senses

and if that weren't bad enough
you also eat the shit for lunch
which means we can't spend any time together
what kind of relationship is that

the choice is yours
my heart is in your hands,
please wash your hands
you just had vegemite for lunch
you selfish bastard

it's all about you isnt it?
this has nothing to do with the vegemite!
this is what i'm talking about!
you never actually listen to me!
i can't take it anymore!
it's all about you!
it's just take! take! take! take! take!
what about my feelings!?
what about me!?

...i'm sorry

i had this really traumatic and awful experience when i was six years old
when our british next door neighbor who was babysitting us
they had marmite which is just like vegemite except it's like even grosser
and then he made me eat an entire spoonful of it and he told me it was chocolate fudge
and then i threw up
it was really awful

im sorry, i get so emotional, i just, i
i love you

and no matter what you eat
i'll always love you completely
i might just always leave the room at mealtimes
or refuse to touch or kiss you for a week
if you insist on putting that foul death paste in your mouth

you're in my heart
now put yourself inside my shoes
i have to know
it shouldn't be that hard to choose

i know it's tearing you apart
but it's the way it has to be
it is the vegemite my darling,
it is the vegemite my darling,
put down the vegemite my darling,
or i'll leave

looks like these are official:

you tell me that you love me when i'm lying by your side
you tell me that i am the only one who understands your fragile mind
that i'm blind to any evil you could do
and that i love you like any other girl could ever do

you love the things that i love
you love art and you love books
and you love love as much as i do
and you love my dirty looks
and you love me right now
so how can you love vegemite?
it tastes like sadness
it tastes like batteries
it tastes like asses

i cannot hold a man so close who spreads this cancer on his toast
it is the vegemite my darling, or it's me

you have to make the fucking choice
i cannot sit with you at breakfast
the very smell of it obliterates my senses
and if that weren't bad enough you also eat the shit for lunch
which means we can't spend any time together
what kind of relationship is that
the choice is yours, my heart is in your hands
please wash your hands
you just had vegemite for lunch you selfish bastard

it's all about you isn't it, this has nothing to do with the vegemite
this is what i'm talking about, you never actually listen to me
i can't take it anymore, it's all about you
it's just take, take, take, take
what about my feelings, what about me?

and no matter what you eat i'll always love you completely
i might just always leave the room at meal times
or refuse to touch or kiss you for a week

if you insist on putting that foul death paste in your mouth
you're in my heart but put yourself inside my shoes
i have to know, it shouldn't be that hard to choose
i know it's tearing you apart but it's the way it has to be
it is the vegemite my darling,
it is the vegemite my darling
put down the vegemite fucker
or i'll leave.

[insignifikunt]

LOVE it!

[cynthiaskeezy]

I FUCKING LOVED IT

[Chicken]

*giggles*

Hearing her sing it last night made me crave a muffin with vegemite so badly.

[slyvia k]

hahah oh god, i suppose vegemite is sort of like marmite?
i remember i asked audrey what marmite tasted like and she had replied ''black salty death'', and when i tried it in london, aaah it was SO accurate.

[Mark!]

new song?

[matt james]

Fucking love this song.
But I can't say I agree with the lyrics haha. I am a true Aussie

[slyvia k]

new song?

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/RJhDV0MMPAs&amp;hl=it_IT&amp;fs=1&amp;" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/RJhDV0MMPAs&amp;hl=it_IT&amp;fs=1&amp;</a>

[Mark!]

new song?

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/RJhDV0MMPAs&amp;hl=it_IT&amp;fs=1&amp;" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/RJhDV0MMPAs&amp;hl=it_IT&amp;fs=1&amp;</a>

cool thanks x

[MelKilledAFP]

it was funny in the audience of Amanda's recent show in Adelaide I was sitting next to a dear friend of mine who loved vegemite.  I was almost crying with laughter and she was bordering on offended with this kinda "hey, i like vegemite" expression on her face..

so funny.

[Ryan James]

[cynthiaskeezy]

Is she going to record this song in the studio?

[MelKilledAFP]

already has.. in adelaide I think.. my memory's fucked but i'm pretty sure she did it or at least played it for us there.

[cynthiaskeezy]

Fuck Yes! I'm so excited for this song. I just want to buy a CD with that song on it...& the Australia one which I know she webcasted. That shit was stuck in my head forever. FUCK IT. I'M GONNA GO TO AUSTRALIA 

[MelKilledAFP]

oh don't hate me if i'm wrong however... i have an atrocious memory..