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Re: FUCKING SPAM-BOTS
« Reply #375 on: February 01, 2012, 02:00:18 AM »

^I think you should let him do it, lol.

Grandma used to tell me "politeness opens every door".

For people, not bots.  ; - }

This was in General Discussion.
Even if it was in Shameless Self Promotion,
the polite thing for a mod to do was follow the bots request.
This isn't good manners, it's just subtly manipulative pre-programmed text.

I know, i know... I just found it pretty hilarious, and was kidding.

Le sigh, le forgotton green text.
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Re: FUCKING SPAM-BOTS
« Reply #376 on: February 12, 2012, 11:45:48 AM »

just punted a bot selling a premature ejaculation fix. sorry, guys.

just booted 2 more with the followings sigs:

5dollar

Phuket luxury

put those two together and you have an awesome band name.  :D

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Re: FUCKING SPAM-BOTS
« Reply #377 on: February 12, 2012, 11:58:29 AM »

just punted a bot selling a premature ejaculation fix. sorry, guys.

you did us ALL a favor:

the guys from wasting the money buying a product that wouldn't work,
and probably permanently damage them

their partners from the loss

just booted 2 more with the followings sigs:

5dollar

Phuket luxury

put those two together and you have an awesome band name.  :D

anyone want to write the lyrics for their first hit single?

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Re: FUCKING SPAM-BOTS
« Reply #378 on: February 27, 2012, 12:55:49 PM »

just 86'd a site that was pushing "mistress hypnosis."

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« Reply #379 on: February 27, 2012, 06:55:44 PM »

Can't take the credit...  I was "working".....
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Re: FUCKING SPAM-BOTS
« Reply #380 on: March 16, 2012, 11:40:48 AM »

just axed a bot selling tips on growing cannabis.

 :bs:     excuse me, ever know anyone who grew themselves some cannabis? you don't exactly need a green thumb. the shit'll grow anywhere.

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« Reply #381 on: March 16, 2012, 11:49:40 AM »

just axed a bot selling tips on growing cannabis.

 :bs:     excuse me, ever know anyone who grew themselves some cannabis? you don't exactly need a green thumb. the shit'll grow anywhere.

My best friends used to grow it in a very decorative pot. And one day, when we were invited for the dinner, mum saw it and she thought it was a foliage plant. So she asked them if they could give her a sprout so that she could plant one for herself too  ;D
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Re: FUCKING SPAM-BOTS
« Reply #382 on: March 16, 2012, 12:21:24 PM »

..on that note..... cannabis was growing in the flower beds outside BASINGSTOKE POLICE STATION for several years!
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« Reply #383 on: March 16, 2012, 01:21:19 PM »

..on that note..... cannabis was growing in the flower beds outside BASINGSTOKE POLICE STATION for several years!
Think about it...   Shite-hours, shite-pay, and everyone hates you because of your job....

How do you think they keep people in uniform?  (Aside from the ones who actually do get their jollies beating people with truncheons.)
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« Reply #384 on: March 16, 2012, 02:25:12 PM »

..on that note..... cannabis was growing in the flower beds outside BASINGSTOKE POLICE STATION for several years!

I took the school trip to the nation's capital many years ago. while waiting outside the White House for the tour, I spotted some young cannabis plants (only a few inches tall) just inside the WH's iron fence. I pointed them out, and soon after, almost all the tourists (not just my fellow students, but adults who were there on their own) were snapping pics and laughing.  :D

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Re: FUCKING SPAM-BOTS
« Reply #385 on: March 17, 2012, 12:56:37 PM »

just booted a bot that said it was from Somalia.

It didn't post in Anarchy, so obviously it was bullshitting.

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« Reply #386 on: March 17, 2012, 07:30:21 PM »

just booted a bot that said it was from Somalia.

It didn't post in Anarchy, so obviously it was bullshitting.
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Re: FUCKING SPAM-BOTS
« Reply #387 on: March 29, 2012, 10:59:38 AM »

just slammed a bot that was selling "how to become a clairvoyant."

motherfucker didn't see that coming, now did it?

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Re: FUCKING SPAM-BOTS
« Reply #388 on: May 17, 2012, 11:58:09 PM »

just axed a bot with the screen name bananas.

hope someone else can use it...can't believe no one ever had.

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Re: FUCKING SPAM-BOTS
« Reply #389 on: May 18, 2012, 06:24:57 PM »

just axed a bot with the screen name bananas.

hope someone else can use it...can't believe no one ever had.
You're certain it was a bot?  I mean, we've had a bunch of new folks around since all this kickstarter
and houseparty and all that has been going on...


(Of course you're certain - rhetorical question.)
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