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Birthday Gift?
« on: April 01, 2010, 02:51:52 AM »

So, one of my best friends is coming to PA for a week, for easter and her birthday. It's her 21st. Usually, I'd go with my standard bottle of cheap booze and a pack of smokes as a gift, but she's having a baby, and I hear that most doctors don't take kindly to drinking and smoking during pregnancy. What's a good birthday gift for a first time mom?
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Re: Birthday Gift?
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2010, 10:40:03 AM »

A spa day...or at least a treatment or two as the budget allows.
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Re: Birthday Gift?
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2010, 11:26:03 AM »

A spa day...or at least a treatment or two as the budget allows.

That's actually a really good idea. A lot of people really appreciate that kind of stuff :)

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Re: Birthday Gift?
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2010, 01:40:28 PM »

I got a spa day for my mum, she loved it.

Oooh, or you could bake her a cake and decorate it like a vagina in mid-birth!!!
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Re: Birthday Gift?
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2010, 02:46:23 PM »

I got a spa day for my mum, she loved it.

Oooh, or you could bake her a cake and decorate it like a vagina in mid-birth!!!

Yeah like have a cupcake as the baby's head! And have pink cake inside so it's like cannibalism! YAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY HERES YOUR BABY TO EAT!

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« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2010, 02:53:32 PM »

SCOOOORE!!
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« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2010, 04:05:45 PM »

YAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY HERES YOUR BABY TO EAT!

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Re: Birthday Gift?
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2010, 04:08:35 PM »

condoms are probably out of the question, huh?

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Re: Birthday Gift?
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2010, 09:42:01 PM »

A spa day...or at least a treatment or two as the budget allows.

I was thinking that, but she lives out of state and she'll only be here for a week.

Also: Does anyone know where I can find baby-sized flannel? I just found out she's having a girl. (No, that's not a joke, I'm seriously buying her baby girl flannel.)
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« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2010, 05:43:07 PM »

YAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY HERES YOUR BABY TO EAT!

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Re: Birthday Gift?
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2010, 12:40:43 PM »

Fucking right it does xD
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