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Rank Titles
« on: July 17, 2007, 07:45:33 PM »
Right now it's as such:

0-50 posts = Newbie
50-100 posts = Jr. Member
100-250 posts = Full Member
250-500 posts = Sr. Member
500+ Posts = Hero Member

At the very least I would like less corny rank titles.  Anyone got any bright ideas?
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Re: Rank Titles
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2007, 07:49:37 PM »
"Hero Member" should be "OG Member" or something.

I mean. . .  I think it's amusing.
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Re: Rank Titles
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2007, 09:40:15 PM »
0-50 posts = Chrome Training Wheels
50-100 posts = Cooler Than the Freshmen
100-250 posts = Fan(atic)
250-500 posts = Stealing drumsticks
500-1000 posts = Lexington OG
1000-5000 posts = Attached at the Cat5 Cable
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Re: Rank Titles
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2007, 10:45:46 PM »
0-14 posts = Coin-Operated Boy
15-29 posts = Beer Activated Girl
30-49 posts = Thirty Whacks
50-99 posts = Cafe Pamplona
100-249 posts = Fan(atic) - thanks to dj50tonhamster
250-499 posts = Guitar Hero
500-671 posts = Astronaut
672-999 posts = 672
1000-2499 = Cloud Club
2500-4999 posts = Brigade
5000-9999 posts = Posse
10000+posts = Paradise

either get rid of the stars, or assign stars by halfs, from .5 to 6.0

or just pick the best 5 of our suggestions
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Re: Rank Titles
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2007, 01:36:09 PM »
Newbie should be "n00b"...No questions asked.

And 10,000 should be "Brittany" for humor's sake.
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Re: Rank Titles
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2007, 07:41:27 PM »
Quote from: Polly Peachum on July 18, 2007, 01:36:09 PM
Newbie should be "n00b"...No questions asked.

And 10,000 should be "Brittany" for humor's sake.

Holy shit. I was going to use those two but decided not to at the last minute. High five, yo.

(Granted, I think Leonard's suggestions are more appropriate.)
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Re: Rank Titles
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2007, 08:07:20 PM »
Quote from: dj50tonhamster on July 18, 2007, 07:41:27 PM
(Granted, I think Leonard's suggestions are more appropriate.)

they are all good.  i'm hopin' more people post and add to the creative mix

another idea would be to name each rank after the person who first reached it:

0-49 billh
50-99 billh (hmm maybe this doen't work?)
100-499 drizz (that's better (or is it ;-))

  • this is meant in humor.  it is a bad idea, partly because it turns ranks into a posting contest

  • i might be wrong about who reached each level first
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Re: Rank Titles
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2007, 08:33:11 PM »
0-? coin-operated n00b ?
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Re: Rank Titles
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2007, 09:47:23 PM »
I'm gonna do a poll in about a week.  Keep the ideas coming :)
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Re: Rank Titles
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2007, 10:25:37 PM »
  • should be an interesting poll
    not sure how you'll set it up

  • make the top rank:
        xx000 Anachronism or Anachronist ?
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« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2007, 10:38:04 PM »
The top could be "The meaning of 672"
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Re: Rank Titles
« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2007, 05:42:04 AM »
Quote from: dj50tonhamster on July 18, 2007, 07:41:27 PM
Quote from: Polly Peachum on July 18, 2007, 01:36:09 PM
Newbie should be "n00b"...No questions asked.

And 10,000 should be "Brittany" for humor's sake.

Holy shit. I was going to use those two but decided not to at the last minute. High five, yo.

(Granted, I think Leonard's suggestions are more appropriate.)

That's because we're awesome.

Aren't the Dolls titles a bit overkill, though? I likes the funny ones!

500 should be "Johnny is lazy! I need a tag!"
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Quote from: Ronan on October 29, 2007, 06:44:00 PM
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« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2007, 09:34:42 AM »
Quote from: lentower on July 18, 2007, 08:07:20 PM
100-499 drizz (that's better (or is it ;-))


AAHAHAHAHAHAHHHhheeeeehehehaha.

Yusssss.

Oh, Brittany, someone told me to tell you they're proud of you for not reaching 10k posts.  I think it was Mr. A, but I can't remember.  Teeeee.
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Re: Rank Titles
« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2007, 10:17:05 AM »
0-50 posts = New Jeep
50-100 posts = Anachronism
100-250 posts = Coin Operated
250-500 posts = Mime artist
500+ Posts = Cabaret Curio

not in the best order, possibly.
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« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2007, 07:52:18 PM »
Quote from: Drizz on July 19, 2007, 09:34:42 AM
Oh, Brittany, someone told me to tell you they're proud of you for not reaching 10k posts.  I think it was Mr. A, but I can't remember.  Teeeee.

But that meant no party for us!  :violent5: I was totally looking forward to some 10K cake.
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