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Re: The facts of life thread
« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2010, 08:20:34 PM »
#12: some people never change, so fuck them over with how much you have changed :D yay!
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Re: The facts of life thread
« Reply #16 on: August 30, 2010, 05:13:42 PM »
# 13: The more you tell yourself not to think about chocolate, the more you think about it.
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Re: The facts of life thread
« Reply #17 on: August 30, 2010, 05:46:53 PM »
Quote from: Mettemae on August 30, 2010, 05:13:42 PM
# 13: The more you tell yourself not to think about chocolate, the more you think about it.

This can also apply to when you really need to pee.
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Re: The facts of life thread
« Reply #18 on: September 03, 2010, 05:33:05 AM »
Fact of life #678: Anyone who starts a sentence with, "I'm not racist, but..." is going to say something racist.
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Re: The facts of life thread
« Reply #19 on: September 03, 2010, 12:40:08 PM »
you may get (or give) some (or a lot) of this: "i love you, you're perfect, now change"

(this is also a long-running off-broadway musical comedy)
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Re: The facts of life thread
« Reply #20 on: September 03, 2010, 02:31:16 PM »
It is entirely possible for two well-informed people to disagree....



....and both be wrong....




....and once in a while, they're both right.
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Re: The facts of life thread
« Reply #21 on: September 03, 2010, 02:43:22 PM »
Fact if Life #14: You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have The Facts of Life! The Facts of Life!
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Re: The facts of life thread
« Reply #22 on: September 04, 2010, 03:47:43 AM »
it was impossible to have watched the entire run of an imported tv series in the 80s and 90s
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Re: The facts of life thread
« Reply #23 on: September 05, 2010, 01:03:37 AM »
Quote from: The Angel Raliel on September 04, 2010, 03:47:43 AM
it was impossible to have watched the entire run of an imported tv series in the 80s and 90s
Possibly a corollary:
If you see one episode of a TV show, then much later see the show again, it will be the same episode.
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Re: The facts of life thread
« Reply #24 on: September 11, 2010, 04:20:14 PM »
Also,

You can't have any pudding of you don't eat your meat.
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Re: The facts of life thread
« Reply #25 on: September 11, 2010, 04:21:48 PM »
You almost never actually bust from eating too much in one sitting.
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Re: The facts of life thread
« Reply #26 on: September 11, 2010, 04:30:04 PM »
"but" negates all that comes before it.

Also, nothing's really good or bad. It's all just different.
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Re: The facts of life thread
« Reply #27 on: September 11, 2010, 04:46:21 PM »
No matter how good you are at judging someone's character, you will have at least one friend who is a bad friend.
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Re: The facts of life thread
« Reply #28 on: September 12, 2010, 01:14:40 AM »
fact of life #22: if you don't tell them how you feel now, you may not get the chance.

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Re: The facts of life thread
« Reply #29 on: January 28, 2011, 09:05:42 AM »
fact of life #23: the inability or refusal to appreciate the difference between possibility and probability will be your undoing.

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