well bleeding stopped halfway through the day yesterday. Urinating has been, well, let's say attention grabbing. First breaking myself of the habit of standing to pee. Second, a nice acidic burn on a fresh wound. Keeping myself mega hydrated has cut down on this, but it's still quite the oddball feeling. Third, having to pat the area dry afterward. Definitely not the turn off your brain activity it was just a short time ago.
Oh, and the first morning wood was... different. First, due to the aforementioned requirement to sit to pee, I ended up having to talk myself down as it were, so I could actually pee without making a royal mess.
Yesterday afternoon after getting off from work, I discovered that walking around my house naked the night prior may not have been the best choice. Blood everywhere. Fortunately, Blood wipes off hardwood floors easily.
I hope you all thoroughly enjoyed this little memo.