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"if he tells me no I'll do your mum until she hits the floor, eventually I know she's doomed to come right back and ask for more"
Christine O'Donnell is just like me. She's a gay left-leaner who masturbates daily.
Congratulations, you tiny badass!
Everything you said looks like real words to me.
Maybe you could take some of your toes and add them to your fingers?
^I'm pretty sure if I'm turning into a horse to fuck a stranger off the internet, vodka will play its part...
Lighting cigarettes with you
I mean really, my sins are my own - i don't wnat some cunt to swoop in and wipe the slate clean. it is my fucking slate. fuck offf.
Tricorns are fuckbanana awesome.