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The WTF Thread
« on: September 30, 2010, 08:02:55 PM »

Ever hear unbelievable stories and you're thinking, what the fuck? Well, this is the place to put em!

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I was in the dentists office yesterday and I overheard her talking about her birthday gift for her 16-year-old daughter: A BMW, or was it a Mercedez? Anyway, she bought her that car because a) She's a nice gal, and b) she's got good grades.
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2010, 12:49:20 AM »

I had four hours of sleep last night, worked a five hour shift, spent two hours in a mall shopping for shit, came home and now it's 1:44 am. I am not tired. WTF?!
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« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2010, 09:57:13 PM »

This is like my own personal thread. KEEP OUT, BITCHEZ!







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« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2010, 05:53:25 PM »

I have more WTF pictures than i do stories.
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« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2010, 09:45:26 PM »

SHARE! Don't be greedy, now.
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« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2010, 07:46:18 AM »



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« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2010, 04:03:07 PM »

 :o

A class mate of mine posted this on his facebook. Is it scary that this is not the most disturbing thing I have seen?

http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/media/ow/0az/xe7y/184374/690681859.swf
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« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2010, 04:10:05 PM »

^Wow...that's a real WTF moment there xD
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« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2010, 04:20:26 PM »

I know, right? Makes me just wonder... why? Why would they do that?
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« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2010, 08:21:41 PM »

I can't see it, what is it?
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« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2010, 09:45:34 PM »

It's pure Awesome!

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« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2010, 05:30:51 AM »

There are no words for it (I don't have any anyway, lol), you would just have to see it.  :-X
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« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2010, 12:04:37 PM »

But... but... I can't open it. When I do it shows an X.
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« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2010, 03:44:38 PM »

Perhaps you should try updating your flash player?

Ahh, well... here's a still image of it, wouldn't want you to miss out on the questionable awesomeness, lol  :D  Of course the original doesn't have a censor box on it, but I put one there to prevent Photobucket from freaking out. Plus it's set to the Trololo-song which makes everything even more WTF.

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« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2010, 04:19:06 AM »

lol but it is kinda catchy actually...  ;D
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« Reply #15 on: November 20, 2010, 01:42:58 PM »

The song is, definitely!  :headbang: And the video, the original one I mean, is lipsync-tastic!  ;D
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« Reply #16 on: November 20, 2010, 11:26:30 PM »

I'm happy this thread is getting some sort of attention, even if it's mostly me that's been posting.
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« Reply #17 on: November 21, 2010, 12:14:42 AM »

There's quite a lot of WTF in the world, come on people, share.  :D










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« Reply #18 on: November 23, 2010, 02:19:37 AM »

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« Reply #19 on: November 23, 2010, 03:54:30 PM »

  ...that's all I can say to that.
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« Reply #20 on: December 08, 2010, 08:21:31 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/PHzzn_2vU8k" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/PHzzn_2vU8k</a>

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« Reply #21 on: December 08, 2010, 08:38:57 PM »

Kinda disappointed they used a STG song...
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« Reply #22 on: January 08, 2011, 01:49:15 PM »

What do you see here?
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« Reply #24 on: January 09, 2011, 04:09:30 PM »

http://www.tmz.com/2011/01/08/justin-bieber-tattoo-thigh-photo

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« Reply #25 on: January 09, 2011, 11:13:36 PM »

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« Reply #27 on: January 10, 2011, 05:07:34 PM »

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« Reply #28 on: January 16, 2011, 04:41:57 AM »

Everyone knows that the biggest WTF moment was the two girls one cup thing.

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« Reply #29 on: January 16, 2011, 04:54:14 AM »

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« Reply #31 on: January 16, 2011, 05:02:50 AM »

^Daddy?
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« Reply #32 on: January 16, 2011, 12:18:27 PM »

Just curious...  Was that taken before- or after that guy in Arizona posted
a photo of himself wearing just a red thong and carrying a pistol?
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« Reply #33 on: January 16, 2011, 01:42:08 PM »

before.  i've seen it like a year ago or so.
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« Reply #34 on: January 17, 2011, 05:29:43 PM »



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« Reply #35 on: January 18, 2011, 02:19:06 AM »

i.  want.  that.  comic.
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« Reply #36 on: January 18, 2011, 08:51:15 AM »

I posted that picture on facebook and my friend said "I didn't know you were a lesbian."
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« Reply #37 on: January 18, 2011, 02:42:40 PM »

I posted that picture on facebook and my friend said "I didn't know you were a lesbian."
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« Reply #38 on: January 18, 2011, 07:10:42 PM »



 :D

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Somehow I doubt that's approved by the Comics Code Authority...
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« Reply #39 on: January 18, 2011, 11:18:43 PM »

it's actually the cover to some pulp novel from the...early '50s, I think.

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« Reply #40 on: January 19, 2011, 11:18:12 AM »

then, i want. that.  pulp.  fiction.  novel.
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« Reply #41 on: January 20, 2011, 08:14:07 AM »

This was a bit of a WTF moment for me. At first at least, then it was just.. "...really?" 

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« Reply #42 on: January 23, 2011, 05:42:35 AM »

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« Reply #43 on: January 23, 2011, 08:52:12 AM »

I don't think even that could get me back into church.  ;D

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« Reply #44 on: January 23, 2011, 10:19:29 AM »

Would this?

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« Reply #45 on: January 23, 2011, 12:51:08 PM »

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« Reply #46 on: January 23, 2011, 01:28:40 PM »

I'll get right on it :) Can't be much weirder than Jesus being cuddled by a big green bear. Or Jesus and Tim Roth in a semi-naked embrace with nipples of fire. And yes, I have drawn that xD
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« Reply #47 on: January 23, 2011, 03:36:45 PM »

Would this?



That is hot. Well, the two guys kissing, but Jesus and Superman? That's ... bizarre.
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« Reply #48 on: January 23, 2011, 04:14:04 PM »

We should have a HTF (Hot The Fuck) Thread for just such things xD
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« Reply #49 on: January 23, 2011, 04:51:52 PM »

We should have a HTF (Hot The Fuck) Thread for just such things xD


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« Reply #51 on: February 23, 2011, 12:02:47 PM »

Oh, no one needs to buy that, you can get the same result by holding a glass (or a mug but with glass you can see your lips swell up which is half the fun so do it in front of a mirror) over your mouth and sucking all the air out of it. Of course the results won't last very long but it's free (I assume everone already has a glass so they won't have yo buy one).  :uglystupid2: :D

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Also a WTF moment that happened to me.. I came home, looked at my AFP calendar and said "Hi Amanda."
And didn't realize I had said it outloud until a few seconds later and then I was like.. "I have to stop drinking or make friends. Preferably both."  :uglystupid2:
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« Reply #52 on: March 10, 2011, 06:15:08 PM »

I had to google this thread because I couldn't find it through the damn search engine we have here. What????


So I found this when I tried to google 'What does being hammered feel like?'
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/164704

Some of the answers are quite funny and some are just very, what the fuck, indeed.
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« Reply #53 on: March 10, 2011, 07:50:03 PM »

Ewwwww vaseline... do people really use that...?
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« Reply #54 on: March 10, 2011, 08:45:11 PM »

hopefully not.  it breaks down the polymer in a condom.

although, if it is a lube, i am sure it has been used.  i know EMT's who have been called to the scene of a wd-40 incident with anal.  i have heard of (fruit) jelly, candle wax, dish soap, and lard, among other horrifying things.
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« Reply #55 on: March 10, 2011, 09:47:17 PM »

No, the guy used vaseline because he didn't have lube or a condom. I hope to god she douched, cuz that shit is gross. Who wants shit on their dick?
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« Reply #57 on: March 10, 2011, 10:58:12 PM »




it looks like the hat was really sticky, and she walked through a pet store that was in chaos.  or, a way to get rid of parakeets when they replace mice as pests.  or, it is a hat my cats made for her birthday.
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« Reply #58 on: March 11, 2011, 01:15:47 PM »

http://delicioustentacles.tumblr.com/post/3777415548



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« Reply #60 on: March 18, 2011, 12:01:36 PM »

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« Reply #61 on: March 19, 2011, 03:44:35 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/CD2LRROpph0" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/CD2LRROpph0</a>


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Is she... I... what?
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« Reply #63 on: March 19, 2011, 06:10:22 PM »

I assume she's the new designated Disney Pop-Superstar ®

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« Reply #64 on: March 19, 2011, 07:30:41 PM »

Oh my God, I feel so dirty after watching 30 seconds of that. Also the urge to stab myself in the ear is rising. I could write a song like that (basically just write a list of shit I did in the morning, yes?) and have someone young and skinny sing, er.. pronounce and autotune-sing it for me. Would that make me a producer?

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« Reply #65 on: March 19, 2011, 07:40:07 PM »

We so excited!!!111one! :D

At least she looks appropriately dead in the eyes - you can't blame an animated corpse for the decisions made by its necromancing masters, to be fair.
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« Reply #66 on: March 19, 2011, 07:59:43 PM »

At least she looks appropriately dead in the eyes - you can't blame an animated corpse for the decisions made by its necromancing masters, to be fair.

Well yes, this is true. Also I think she's shown us how it only takes about 5 easy steps to become a "popstar" nowadays.
1. Write "makes no sense whatsoever"-lyrics
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5. Post it online and wait for the guys in suits to swing by and tell you what a great job you did with the autotune and ask you to become their puppet.

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« Reply #67 on: March 19, 2011, 08:20:06 PM »

^Ah, shit, I just looked her up on Wikipedia. Poor egg, I think we should stop being mean to her.
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« Reply #68 on: March 19, 2011, 08:56:59 PM »

Yeah, she's only 13.

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« Reply #69 on: March 19, 2011, 11:09:17 PM »

Yeah, she's only 13.

I hope she listens to her mom.
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« Reply #70 on: March 20, 2011, 12:59:34 AM »

I assume she's the new designated Disney Pop-Superstar ®

No?

She's not, thankfully. Not even Disney can work magic on that wreck.
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« Reply #71 on: March 20, 2011, 01:36:57 AM »

I assume she's the new designated Disney Pop-Superstar ®

No?

She's not, thankfully. Not even Disney can work magic on that wreck.

Disney* = The BLACKEST of Black Magic.....





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« Reply #72 on: March 20, 2011, 01:53:55 AM »

Haha I thought this would have made it to the box sooner xD


Have you seen this one:
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« Reply #73 on: March 20, 2011, 02:17:25 AM »

I assume she's the new designated Disney Pop-Superstar ®

No?

She's not, thankfully. Not even Disney can work magic on that wreck.

Disney* = The BLACKEST of Black Magic.....





*since Walt went to sleep and they froze him...

Yeah, but I was part of the magic for a while, so I think I'm immune.

Also, shhhhhhh!

Haha I thought this would have made it to the box sooner xD


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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/0jtVtSTr070&amp;feature=player_embedded" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/0jtVtSTr070&amp;feature=player_embedded</a>

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« Reply #74 on: March 20, 2011, 03:07:52 PM »

i never thought it was possible to make a kit kat bar sound absolutely vile.

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2010/03/18/japans-strangest-kit-kat-flavors/
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« Reply #75 on: March 20, 2011, 11:24:58 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/pi00ykRg_5c" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/pi00ykRg_5c</a>


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« Reply #76 on: March 21, 2011, 12:32:10 AM »

If you listen for too long, you'd swear it's Cookie Monster...
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« Reply #79 on: April 13, 2011, 03:42:17 PM »

I can't even believe this just happened. This guy walked through the library and approached a girl on a computer, and said, "Excuse me, are you a tsunami? 'Cause you're killin' us, girl!" and walked away.

True. Goddamn. Story.
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What was the girl doing? O.o
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Mom saw an iPad and read about how you can use it to read books and she said to me:
"I wouldn't know how to read from one of those, I like to turn the page. Besides, I think those would look awful in my bookshelf and they're pretty expensive too!" :2funny:
I too was skeptical.....

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It's AWESOME...  Sure, no colour for pictures, but it's really easy to use, very portable, and e-versions of available titles
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« Reply #82 on: April 14, 2011, 01:19:14 AM »

What was the girl doing? O.o

Just on a computer. Doing homework. Minding her own business.
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What was the girl doing? O.o

Just on a computer. Doing homework. Minding her own business.

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« Reply #84 on: April 14, 2011, 12:42:57 PM »

I can't even believe this just happened. This guy walked through the library and approached a girl on a computer, and said, "Excuse me, are you a tsunami? 'Cause you're killin' us, girl!" and walked away.

True. Goddamn. Story.

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What was the girl doing? O.o

Just on a computer. Doing homework. Minding her own business.

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« Reply #86 on: April 14, 2011, 12:47:51 PM »

Yeah, she was just at a computer. I didn't ever see her face, though. But still. Not gonna get you laid...
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Yeah, she was just at a computer. I didn't ever see her face, though. But still. Not gonna get you laid...

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Yeah, she was just at a computer. I didn't ever see her face, though. But still. Not gonna get you laid...

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« Reply #89 on: April 15, 2011, 12:38:27 PM »

went to the library this morning, saw the following on a sign taped to the door:

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PUBLIC LIBRARY

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FIRDAY APRIL 22


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ummm.....  Maybe all the librarians are out studying evergreen trees? :dontknow:
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« Reply #95 on: April 16, 2011, 01:42:29 AM »

we wuv wibwawianz.....    :)
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« Reply #99 on: April 18, 2011, 06:55:39 PM »

http://laughingsquid.com/gender-party-where-expectant-parents-find-out-sex-of-baby-via-cake/

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http://laughingsquid.com/gender-party-where-expectant-parents-find-out-sex-of-baby-via-cake/

I don't even.
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« Reply #101 on: April 19, 2011, 11:03:38 PM »

From the makers of Faces of Meth comes the even more tragic Faces of Tan.
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I'm just going to keep telling myself that someone enhanced that with PhotoShop for dramatic effect...

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« Reply #103 on: April 20, 2011, 12:10:17 AM »

 :tongue9:
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« Reply #104 on: April 20, 2011, 03:31:16 AM »

the reason there isn't a 2010 photo is that she cracked open like a baked potato, right?
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the reason there isn't a 2010 photo is that she cracked open like a baked potato, right?
That's what I assumed.

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« Reply #106 on: April 20, 2011, 01:38:54 PM »

the reason there isn't a 2010 photo is that she cracked open like a baked potato, right?
That's what I assumed.

Also, we are no longer having baked potatoes for dinner tonight...


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« Reply #107 on: April 20, 2011, 05:43:47 PM »

the 2008 pic looks like someone actually figured out how to polish a turd.

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« Reply #108 on: April 21, 2011, 03:49:19 AM »

the 2008 pic looks like someone actually figured out how to polish a turd.

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« Reply #109 on: April 21, 2011, 09:18:28 PM »

yesterday my mom and i went to visit an old convent outside of mexico city (ex-convento del desierto de los leones). i had been there a week before but only got to do a quick tour cause my mom's boyfriend got diarrhea. leave it to tim to always get poop issues. any who, on our second visit there we discovered an entrance to a VERY dark and creepy basement area.  i was a bit nervous to go in (not a fan of pitch black places built in the 1500s) but we saw at the end of the basement was an area lit by sunlight where a family of a father, mother, and child were to which we thought, "well, there's other people in here so..why not?" i saw the family exit to the right which made me assume that, well, there was an exit at the other end. when we finally approached the arch that led to the room i thought to myself "let me guess, there's no fucking door or exit." and guess what, THERE WASN'T. *cue twilight zone music*

i think we saw ghosts :o. i decided to google the convent and see if it was known to be haunted (we were totally unaware that it could've been) and to my surprise it is known to be haunted. even weirder is everything i found was only saying that the basement was haunted! weird stuff.
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« Reply #110 on: April 21, 2011, 10:02:05 PM »

yesterday my mom and i went to visit an old convent outside of mexico city (ex-convento del desierto de los leones). i had been there a week before but only got to do a quick tour cause my mom's boyfriend got diarrhea. leave it to tim to always get poop issues. any who, on our second visit there we discovered an entrance to a VERY dark and creepy basement area.  i was a bit nervous to go in (not a fan of pitch black places built in the 1500s) but we saw at the end of the basement was an area lit by sunlight where a family of a father, mother, and child were to which we though, "well, there's other people in here so..why not?" i saw the family exit to the right which made me assume that, well, there was an exit at the other end. when we finally approached the arch that led to the room i thought to myself "let me guess, there's no fucking door or exit." and guess what, THERE WASN'T. *cue twilight zone music*

i think we saw ghosts :o. i decided to google the convent and see if it was known to be haunted (we were totally unaware that it could've been) and to my surprise it is known to be haunted. even weirder is everything i found was only saying that the basement was haunted! weird stuff.

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« Reply #111 on: April 22, 2011, 01:20:38 AM »

which part?

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« Reply #112 on: April 22, 2011, 06:00:56 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/PdNDfE5l3Yk" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/PdNDfE5l3Yk</a>

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« Reply #114 on: April 23, 2011, 12:40:15 AM »



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« Reply #115 on: April 23, 2011, 01:51:27 AM »

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« Reply #116 on: April 25, 2011, 12:02:46 PM »

Meanwhile in Finland...

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« Reply #117 on: April 25, 2011, 07:33:48 PM »




...yes, it's real.

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« Reply #118 on: April 25, 2011, 07:55:47 PM »

the best thing is that the upside down guy doesnt look all that upset about this.
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« Reply #119 on: April 25, 2011, 08:54:05 PM »




...yes, it's real.

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« Reply #120 on: April 25, 2011, 09:44:16 PM »

^The top of the bag is crinkled, so I can't read it properly, but from what I gather, one of the guys on the bag is called "tights". Also, I see the characters for tori, which means "Chicken", but I'm kind of reading that out of context.

EDIT: actually, scratch that. Its not "tori", it's "doritosu", or Doritos. Still no idea what the flavour is. The particle "no" is before the word doritos, so the two characters obscured by the wrinkling on the packet, after the two faces, will probably be the flavour.

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...yes, it's real.

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« Reply #122 on: April 25, 2011, 11:31:12 PM »

apparently it's black corn chili flavor.

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« Reply #123 on: April 26, 2011, 01:03:56 AM »

I know someone who can!
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« Reply #124 on: April 26, 2011, 04:32:46 AM »

apparently it's black corn chili flavor.

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« Reply #125 on: April 26, 2011, 11:33:22 AM »

apparently it's black corn chili flavor.

and no, i can't read japanese.  :D
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she's probably right - you can see a couple of chips at the lower left. they use black corn kernels to make the chips. :)

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« Reply #126 on: April 26, 2011, 11:40:45 AM »

i googled 'japanese doritos' and this came up: http://www.japanmarketingnews.com/2006/11/japanonly_produ.html  O0


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....did she get her money back when the process got stuck half way?   :o

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....did she get her money back when the process got stuck half way?   :o

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« Reply #131 on: April 27, 2011, 02:08:49 AM »


....did she get her money back when the process got stuck half way?   :o

Oh, wait... It's free.

so i'm really tired and i just read this whole thread which was a very bad idea because i've now snorted way to many times and my nose hurts...but this? this picture, and then add cee's comment...this pushed me over the edge, i just almost had an asthma attack (i dont have asthma btw) cried a little and almost peed my pants all together...BEST THREAD EVEAAA!!
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« Reply #132 on: April 27, 2011, 02:43:27 AM »

so i'm really tired and i just read this whole thread which was a very bad idea because i've now snorted way to many times and my nose hurts...but this? this picture, and then add cee's comment...this pushed me over the edge, i just almost had an asthma attack (i dont have asthma btw) cried a little and almost peed my pants all together...BEST THREAD EVEAAA!!

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« Reply #133 on: April 28, 2011, 02:22:25 AM »

so i'm really tired and i just read this whole thread which was a very bad idea because i've now snorted way to many times and my nose hurts...but this? this picture, and then add cee's comment...this pushed me over the edge, i just almost had an asthma attack (i dont have asthma btw) cried a little and almost peed my pants all together...BEST THREAD EVEAAA!!

I totally do that. Usually, it's because I wait until I'm good and tired and read damnyouautocorrect.com or whenparentstext.com and I giggle and drool and cry and pee and laugh.

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« Reply #135 on: April 30, 2011, 02:24:22 PM »

 :2funny:

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« Reply #136 on: May 03, 2011, 11:55:31 AM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/oDmkuBlEnUE" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/oDmkuBlEnUE</a>


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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/oDmkuBlEnUE" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/oDmkuBlEnUE</a>


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« Reply #138 on: May 03, 2011, 01:59:52 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/oDmkuBlEnUE" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/oDmkuBlEnUE</a>


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« Reply #139 on: May 04, 2011, 03:52:41 AM »

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« Reply #140 on: May 04, 2011, 03:53:46 PM »

your name's Sarah?

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« Reply #141 on: May 04, 2011, 07:08:50 PM »

nope.
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« Reply #142 on: May 04, 2011, 10:11:34 PM »

Do you ever get the feeling that most of these funny "autocorrect" txt-conversations are entirely made up?
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pretty much every time i see one that says 'oh drat that pesky auto-correct!' or the like.
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regardless of if that one was fake or not, i still laughed my ass off
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Do you ever get the feeling that most of these funny "autocorrect" txt-conversations are entirely made up?
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« Reply #146 on: May 05, 2011, 01:05:48 AM »

Do you ever get the feeling that most of these funny "autocorrect" txt-conversations are entirely made up?
Must be. My iphone won't turn a tampon into a turtle. I asked it to and it just looked at me funny.

iPhone alchemy?
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« Reply #147 on: May 05, 2011, 01:58:12 AM »

My iPod touch always capitalizes the colour white. It'll auto-correct it to White. But when I try red or yellow, it's never capitalized. I think Steve Jobs is a white supremacist.
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« Reply #148 on: May 05, 2011, 12:39:20 PM »

My iPod touch always capitalizes the colour white. It'll auto-correct it to White. But when I try red or yellow, it's never capitalized. I think Steve Jobs is a white supremacist.

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« Reply #149 on: May 05, 2011, 01:18:34 PM »

Why do I always end up doing my little sister's chores?
She's only been awake for an hour. She got up at about noon and watched tv for an hour and forty five minutes instead of doing the dishes like she was asked. I asked if she saw the note my mom left asking her to do it, and she said, at 12:30, that she was leaving in five minutes so she couldn't do it. She stayed and watched tv up until now, 1:15...
THE DISHES ARE PRETTY MUCH DONE.
They just need some detergent in there, and for the button to be pressed. That doesn't even take five minutes. She swore up and down that she'll be back in time to have them done in time for dinner, but I highly doubt there will be enough time to do it, run it, and then put them away before my mother gets home from work. So, I guess I'm doing them.
OH AND SHE LEFT THE TV ON.
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« Reply #150 on: May 05, 2011, 01:35:09 PM »

Why do I always end up doing my little sister's chores?
She's only been awake for an hour. She got up at about noon and watched tv for an hour and forty five minutes instead of doing the dishes like she was asked. I asked if she saw the note my mom left asking her to do it, and she said, at 12:30, that she was leaving in five minutes so she couldn't do it. She stayed and watched tv up until now, 1:15...

I knew it!  Dangah's a TIIIIIMELOOOORRRRD! uh, lady.....  Manipulating time and space so
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« Reply #151 on: May 05, 2011, 02:26:06 PM »

Why do I always end up doing my little sister's chores?
She's only been awake for an hour. She got up at about noon and watched tv for an hour and forty five minutes instead of doing the dishes like she was asked. I asked if she saw the note my mom left asking her to do it, and she said, at 12:30, that she was leaving in five minutes so she couldn't do it. She stayed and watched tv up until now, 1:15...

I knew it!  Dangah's a TIIIIIMELOOOORRRRD! uh, lady.....  Manipulating time and space so
her sister can watch 1:45 of tv between noon and 1:15....


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« Reply #152 on: May 11, 2011, 03:07:54 PM »

so i saw this randomly one night whilst watching tv and whenever i think of it I CANT STOP LAUGHING and it is quite WTF???

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/00ya1KzduLU" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/00ya1KzduLU</a>
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« Reply #153 on: May 13, 2011, 12:21:37 AM »

http://winningateverything.com/

I am crying laughing. omg.
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« Reply #154 on: May 13, 2011, 12:58:21 AM »

^ OMG THAT IS MADE OF WINNING!!

http://breadpeople.tumblr.com/
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« Reply #155 on: May 13, 2011, 01:23:27 AM »

^ OMG THAT IS MADE OF WINNING!!

http://breadpeople.tumblr.com/

What. The. Fuck. Is. That. Seriously. I. Don't. Even.

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« Reply #157 on: May 13, 2011, 04:33:12 AM »

^ OMG THAT IS MADE OF WINNING!!

http://breadpeople.tumblr.com/

What. The. Fuck. Is. That. Seriously. I. Don't. Even.

(Also, I like that we're suddenly SBox BFFs.)

that's pretty much the reaction i had when i first saw it which is why i had to refind it just for this thread! and chyea boxer bffs!!
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« Reply #159 on: May 16, 2011, 11:07:26 PM »

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« Reply #160 on: May 23, 2011, 12:54:05 PM »

http://rentafriend.com/

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http://rentafriend.com/

rent...a friend?

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« Reply #162 on: May 23, 2011, 03:43:30 PM »

^Have you looked at some of the people on there?? OMF to the G.
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« Reply #163 on: May 23, 2011, 04:15:38 PM »

yeah, some are cute but most are the kind i wouldn't want even if they give me a million dollars.  ;D
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« Reply #164 on: May 23, 2011, 05:41:17 PM »

i'd say the people seem nice it's just...why? you could hang out with a total stranger for free. just creep around on facebook or something.

"hey buddy, here's $30 for being my friend for 3 hours. i guess i'll hit you up when i have more cash."
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« Reply #165 on: May 23, 2011, 07:10:39 PM »

That is both amazingly sad, and sadly inevitable......
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« Reply #166 on: May 24, 2011, 01:27:29 AM »

they made an episode of pushing daisies about that!! i think it was the second season...
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« Reply #167 on: May 25, 2011, 12:28:03 AM »

A few weeks ago I tried to call my friend's phone but I didn't get an answer. Instead I got a text that read "Sorry, can't pick up my phone, I'm driving. What's up?"

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« Reply #168 on: May 25, 2011, 09:34:43 AM »

A few weeks ago I tried to call my friend's phone but I didn't get an answer. Instead I got a text that read "Sorry, can't pick up my phone, I'm driving. What's up?"



 :2funny: :2funny:   ...seriously, smack the shit of of that friend the next time you see him/her, and tell them why.

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« Reply #169 on: May 25, 2011, 05:36:28 PM »

A few weeks ago I tried to call my friend's phone but I didn't get an answer. Instead I got a text that read "Sorry, can't pick up my phone, I'm driving. What's up?"


they might have an auto-thingie in their phone.  if i need to tell someone i am driving/riding, i have to push two buttons, and it's sent...because obviously it is a mistake to try to pry my phone off the velcro handlebar grip, plus remove my helmet if i'm not wearing headphones, to answer it in traffic.
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« Reply #170 on: May 25, 2011, 07:58:27 PM »

A few weeks ago I tried to call my friend's phone but I didn't get an answer. Instead I got a text that read "Sorry, can't pick up my phone, I'm driving. What's up?"


they might have an auto-thingie in their phone.  if i need to tell someone i am driving/riding, i have to push two buttons, and it's sent...because obviously it is a mistake to try to pry my phone off the velcro handlebar grip, plus remove my helmet if i'm not wearing headphones, to answer it in traffic.

This is true. I didn't know phones could do that. Then again, I don't own a fancy phone, so I have more than just a few buttons to press. What phone do you have, if you don't mind me asking?
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« Reply #171 on: May 25, 2011, 08:04:14 PM »

A few weeks ago I tried to call my friend's phone but I didn't get an answer. Instead I got a text that read "Sorry, can't pick up my phone, I'm driving. What's up?"


they might have an auto-thingie in their phone.  if i need to tell someone i am driving/riding, i have to push two buttons, and it's sent...because obviously it is a mistake to try to pry my phone off the velcro handlebar grip, plus remove my helmet if i'm not wearing headphones, to answer it in traffic.

This is true. I didn't know phones could do that. Then again, I don't own a fancy phone, so I have more than just a few buttons to press. What phone do you have, if you don't mind me asking?

I have an auto text feature where I can input pre-written messages for certain scenarios and then when I hit 'ignore' it asks me if I want to send an auto-text message.
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« Reply #172 on: May 25, 2011, 08:33:18 PM »

A few weeks ago I tried to call my friend's phone but I didn't get an answer. Instead I got a text that read "Sorry, can't pick up my phone, I'm driving. What's up?"


they might have an auto-thingie in their phone.  if i need to tell someone i am driving/riding, i have to push two buttons, and it's sent...because obviously it is a mistake to try to pry my phone off the velcro handlebar grip, plus remove my helmet if i'm not wearing headphones, to answer it in traffic.

This is true. I didn't know phones could do that. Then again, I don't own a fancy phone, so I have more than just a few buttons to press. What phone do you have, if you don't mind me asking?

iphone 4.  it's got a feature where you can program some quick-send phrases.  mine read:



'i am riding in traffic and can't answer or call you back without becoming a jackson pollack.  please text your message.' 

'i am in the theater with my ringer turned off, please text your message.'

'me and your mom are busy.  please call back, or text your message.'
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« Reply #173 on: May 25, 2011, 09:42:51 PM »

A few weeks ago I tried to call my friend's phone but I didn't get an answer. Instead I got a text that read "Sorry, can't pick up my phone, I'm driving. What's up?"


they might have an auto-thingie in their phone.  if i need to tell someone i am driving/riding, i have to push two buttons, and it's sent...because obviously it is a mistake to try to pry my phone off the velcro handlebar grip, plus remove my helmet if i'm not wearing headphones, to answer it in traffic.

This is true. I didn't know phones could do that. Then again, I don't own a fancy phone, so I have more than just a few buttons to press. What phone do you have, if you don't mind me asking?

iphone 4.  it's got a feature where you can program some quick-send phrases.  mine read:



'i am riding in traffic and can't answer or call you back without becoming a jackson pollack.  please text your message.' 

'i am in the theater with my ringer turned off, please text your message.'

'me and your mom are busy.  please call back, or text your message.'

I'm going to call you one day when you are doing all of these things!
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« Reply #174 on: May 26, 2011, 12:04:47 AM »

A few weeks ago I tried to call my friend's phone but I didn't get an answer. Instead I got a text that read "Sorry, can't pick up my phone, I'm driving. What's up?"


they might have an auto-thingie in their phone.  if i need to tell someone i am driving/riding, i have to push two buttons, and it's sent...because obviously it is a mistake to try to pry my phone off the velcro handlebar grip, plus remove my helmet if i'm not wearing headphones, to answer it in traffic.

This is true. I didn't know phones could do that. Then again, I don't own a fancy phone, so I have more than just a few buttons to press. What phone do you have, if you don't mind me asking?

iphone 4.  it's got a feature where you can program some quick-send phrases.  mine read:



'i am riding in traffic and can't answer or call you back without becoming a jackson pollack.  please text your message.' 

'i am in the theater with my ringer turned off, please text your message.'

'me and your mom are busy.  please call back, or text your message.'

I'm going to call you one day when you are doing all of these things!
by the time you get my number, there is no telling what the new messages will say.  i'm a threat to change my phone stuff.  except the four months my answering message was me talking like yoda, but i just left it like that for so long because it bothered my friend.
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« Reply #175 on: May 26, 2011, 12:05:52 AM »

A few weeks ago I tried to call my friend's phone but I didn't get an answer. Instead I got a text that read "Sorry, can't pick up my phone, I'm driving. What's up?"


they might have an auto-thingie in their phone.  if i need to tell someone i am driving/riding, i have to push two buttons, and it's sent...because obviously it is a mistake to try to pry my phone off the velcro handlebar grip, plus remove my helmet if i'm not wearing headphones, to answer it in traffic.

This is true. I didn't know phones could do that. Then again, I don't own a fancy phone, so I have more than just a few buttons to press. What phone do you have, if you don't mind me asking?

iphone 4.  it's got a feature where you can program some quick-send phrases.  mine read:



'i am riding in traffic and can't answer or call you back without becoming a jackson pollack.  please text your message.' 

'i am in the theater with my ringer turned off, please text your message.'

'me and your mom are busy.  please call back, or text your message.'

I'm going to call you one day when you are doing all of these things!
by the time you get my number, there is no telling what the new messages will say.  i'm a threat to change my phone stuff.  except the four months my answering message was me talking like yoda, but i just left it like that for so long because it bothered my friend.

You know, I have a magicjack that allows me to call anywhere in Canada or the US for free.
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« Reply #176 on: May 26, 2011, 12:20:37 AM »

A few weeks ago I tried to call my friend's phone but I didn't get an answer. Instead I got a text that read "Sorry, can't pick up my phone, I'm driving. What's up?"


they might have an auto-thingie in their phone.  if i need to tell someone i am driving/riding, i have to push two buttons, and it's sent...because obviously it is a mistake to try to pry my phone off the velcro handlebar grip, plus remove my helmet if i'm not wearing headphones, to answer it in traffic.

This is true. I didn't know phones could do that. Then again, I don't own a fancy phone, so I have more than just a few buttons to press. What phone do you have, if you don't mind me asking?

iphone 4.  it's got a feature where you can program some quick-send phrases.  mine read:



'i am riding in traffic and can't answer or call you back without becoming a jackson pollack.  please text your message.' 

'i am in the theater with my ringer turned off, please text your message.'

'me and your mom are busy.  please call back, or text your message.'

I'm going to call you one day when you are doing all of these things!
by the time you get my number, there is no telling what the new messages will say.  i'm a threat to change my phone stuff.  except the four months my answering message was me talking like yoda, but i just left it like that for so long because it bothered my friend.

You know, I have a magicjack that allows me to call anywhere in Canada or the US for free.
but can you text?
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« Reply #177 on: May 26, 2011, 06:22:14 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/fAZnknP3VIc&amp;sns" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/fAZnknP3VIc&amp;sns</a>

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« Reply #178 on: May 26, 2011, 06:30:58 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/fAZnknP3VIc&amp;sns" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/fAZnknP3VIc&amp;sns</a>

I have no words.  :o

Disturbing  :-\
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« Reply #179 on: May 26, 2011, 08:19:21 PM »

A few weeks ago I tried to call my friend's phone but I didn't get an answer. Instead I got a text that read "Sorry, can't pick up my phone, I'm driving. What's up?"


they might have an auto-thingie in their phone.  if i need to tell someone i am driving/riding, i have to push two buttons, and it's sent...because obviously it is a mistake to try to pry my phone off the velcro handlebar grip, plus remove my helmet if i'm not wearing headphones, to answer it in traffic.

This is true. I didn't know phones could do that. Then again, I don't own a fancy phone, so I have more than just a few buttons to press. What phone do you have, if you don't mind me asking?

iphone 4.  it's got a feature where you can program some quick-send phrases.  mine read:



'i am riding in traffic and can't answer or call you back without becoming a jackson pollack.  please text your message.' 

'i am in the theater with my ringer turned off, please text your message.'

'me and your mom are busy.  please call back, or text your message.'

I'm going to call you one day when you are doing all of these things!
by the time you get my number, there is no telling what the new messages will say.  i'm a threat to change my phone stuff.  except the four months my answering message was me talking like yoda, but i just left it like that for so long because it bothered my friend.

You know, I have a magicjack that allows me to call anywhere in Canada or the US for free.
but can you text?

:( No.
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« Reply #180 on: May 26, 2011, 09:14:14 PM »

Not to interrupt, but...



;D

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« Reply #181 on: May 27, 2011, 02:50:11 AM »

^ Hahahaha! It's hilarious.
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« Reply #182 on: May 27, 2011, 03:58:22 AM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/fAZnknP3VIc&amp;sns" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/fAZnknP3VIc&amp;sns</a>

I have no words.  :o

Disturbing  :-\

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« Reply #183 on: May 27, 2011, 06:46:16 AM »

I showed L and he said "I was ok with the teddies and ok with the sex, whatever gets you off...but then the gimp mask came out"
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« Reply #184 on: May 27, 2011, 06:52:40 AM »

I showed L and he said "I was ok with the teddies and ok with the sex, whatever gets you off...but then the gimp mask came out"
My thoughts exactly. The gimp mask and the sex swing were too much.
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« Reply #185 on: May 27, 2011, 03:12:17 PM »

honestly i think what bothered me the most was the fact that i had a care bear VERY similar to that when i was little and i had a figment toy too, so it was kinda awkward...
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« Reply #186 on: May 27, 2011, 06:21:08 PM »

SO disturbing. plus there's my plush rabbit next to me now and it's just plain awkward. i hope he doesn't get any weird ideas  :-\
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« Reply #187 on: May 27, 2011, 06:30:31 PM »

That's...interesting?
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« Reply #188 on: May 27, 2011, 07:13:48 PM »

If I were to walk into that room alone and find the bear in the swing...I would assume I had stumbled across the layer of a serial killer...

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...the layer of a serial killer...
freudian slip?   ;D
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...the layer of a serial killer...
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Yeah, let's go with that

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« Reply #191 on: May 28, 2011, 06:53:51 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/fAZnknP3VIc&amp;sns" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/fAZnknP3VIc&amp;sns</a>

I have no words.  :o

Disturbing  :-\

so naturally you guys saying it was disturbing made me HAVE to watch it and......i think the only thing to be said is WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

I am NOT going to watch this, just because I can see that it's a purple share bear care bear in the video... and I have one of those and I sleep with it every single night. Seeing this, might ruin my sleeping experience forever.
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« Reply #192 on: June 07, 2011, 02:19:57 AM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/1vqmILSKfew&amp;feature=player_embedded#at=226" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/1vqmILSKfew&amp;feature=player_embedded#at=226</a>


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« Reply #194 on: June 09, 2011, 06:58:22 AM »



This is apparently a wax model of Justin Bieber. What is he about to do to himself?
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« Reply #195 on: June 09, 2011, 05:44:13 PM »



This is apparently a wax model of Justin Bieber. What is he about to do to himself?


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« Reply #196 on: June 10, 2011, 06:03:11 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/mTTwcCVajAc" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/mTTwcCVajAc</a>


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« Reply #197 on: June 10, 2011, 06:07:00 PM »



This is apparently a wax model of Justin Bieber. What is he about to do to himself?

he apparently is going to get a girl to go down on his waxy self...and enjoy it vicariously while he plugs other holes
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« Reply #198 on: June 10, 2011, 06:58:17 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/mTTwcCVajAc" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/mTTwcCVajAc</a>


WHAT?!?!?  :uglystupid2:
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« Reply #199 on: June 10, 2011, 07:15:54 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/mTTwcCVajAc" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/mTTwcCVajAc</a>


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« Reply #200 on: June 10, 2011, 07:30:05 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/mTTwcCVajAc" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/mTTwcCVajAc</a>


WHAT?!?!?  :uglystupid2:


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« Reply #201 on: June 10, 2011, 07:52:11 PM »

I posted this on facebook. My favourite comment so far: "I would date her and film everything" LOL
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hahaha i really REALLY hope that's a joke...

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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/mTTwcCVajAc" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/mTTwcCVajAc</a>


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« Reply #204 on: June 15, 2011, 03:50:37 AM »

There's a duo called nervous but excited! 

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« Reply #205 on: June 15, 2011, 09:30:26 AM »

^I get the feeling you disapprove of their disapproval xD


My wtf of the day is that I just clicked through a questionairre for giving blood and apparently because I've had sex with a man who has had sex with a man who has sex with men, I can't give blood. Altogether now - What The Fuck.
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« Reply #206 on: June 15, 2011, 10:38:43 AM »

^I get the feeling you disapprove of their disapproval xD

My wtf of the day is that I just clicked through a questionairre for giving blood and apparently because I've had sex with a man who has had sex with a man who has sex with men, I can't give blood. Altogether now - What The Fuck.

They might make a different decision,
if they interviewed you in person.

The public policy of keeping the blood supply
safe is complicated.  It's safest to stay away
from populations that could have disease in their
blood.

With the American Red Cross,
I was banned blood from giving for a year,
cause I had spend 25 hours in Morocco.
If it had been there 23.999999 hours,
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The standards can also vary in the US
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on who is collecting the blood, and for whom.
And if any possible contagion can be tested for.
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« Reply #207 on: June 15, 2011, 10:48:47 AM »

^I get the feeling you disapprove of their disapproval xD

My wtf of the day is that I just clicked through a questionairre for giving blood and apparently because I've had sex with a man who has had sex with a man who has sex with men, I can't give blood. Altogether now - What The Fuck.

They might make a different decision,
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The public policy of keeping the blood supply
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blood.

With the American Red Cross,
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cause I had spend 25 hours in Morocco.
If it had been there 23.999999 hours,
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me that year.

The standards can also vary in the US
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on who is collecting the blood, and for whom.
And if any possible contagion can be tested for.

I don't know if it's the same in the the US but in the UK gay men can't donate blood so I'm assuming that's where the complications with Indie donating comes from.
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« Reply #208 on: June 15, 2011, 10:50:12 AM »

I can understand the idea behind keeping the blood supply safe, but if it's STIs or HIV or something they're worried about then make people get tested for it. Besides, it asked if I'd had sex with a man who'd ever had "anal or oral sex with another man, with or without a condom". I don't know why only men who do that are more at risk - surely the risks are just as real for a woman who's had anal or oral sex with someone who hasn't been tested for diseases and things? What if I've had oral sex with a woman who's had anal sex with a man - why doesn't that put me at the same level of risk? Confused.

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« Reply #209 on: June 15, 2011, 02:19:59 PM »



These are urinals in the shape of flowers.
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These are urinals in the shape of flowers.

where?

have you seen them IRL?

who makes them?
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« Reply #213 on: June 16, 2011, 09:04:15 PM »

I forget.

No, I haven't. Got this from Oddaee.

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« Reply #216 on: June 21, 2011, 07:40:32 PM »

Ahahaha. Horse and buggy sex.
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Ahahaha. Jackass and buggy sex.
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http://vimeo.com/9869813

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http://vimeo.com/9869813

I should say, NFSW...contains CGI ballsack.

is it bad that i read this and go, ew i dont want to see this and then click on the link?
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« Reply #220 on: June 24, 2011, 02:29:49 AM »

Ok, so who REALLY wrote this song? PS...this is a bad day for both bands. But seriously... why does NO ONE know the second band????????? (That Noise)

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OOOOOOOH THAT NOISE  :love5: :love5: :love5: :love5:

anyone in california go see them NOW, i PROMISE you wont be disappointed!!

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Kings of Leon's best show was that one in St. Louis where pigeons crapped all over the band. the bass player got it in the mouth!  ;D

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^HAHAHAHAHAHAHA  ;D I guess nature got something right.
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OK so my jaw just literally dropped and I snorted with disbelief. Scott Patterson - aka Luke Fucking Danes - is only a year younger than MY DAD. What to fuck on an almighty level.
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OK so my jaw just literally dropped and I snorted with disbelief. Scott Patterson - aka Luke Fucking Danes - is only a year younger than MY DAD. What to fuck on an almighty level.

I'm totally watching Gilmore Girls right now :D
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OK so my jaw just literally dropped and I snorted with disbelief. Scott Patterson - aka Luke Fucking Danes - is only a year younger than MY DAD. What to fuck on an almighty level.

I'm totally watching Gilmore Girls right now :D

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« Reply #228 on: June 27, 2011, 11:54:15 AM »

OK so my jaw just literally dropped and I snorted with disbelief. Scott Patterson - aka Luke Fucking Danes - is only a year younger than MY DAD. What to fuck on an almighty level.

I'm totally watching Gilmore Girls right now :D

Oh, me too. He's a beautiful man. But ooooold!! Dad old!! ...but he's so pretty :)

...and how old is Mr. Bridges?
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« Reply #229 on: June 27, 2011, 11:57:58 AM »

OK so my jaw just literally dropped and I snorted with disbelief. Scott Patterson - aka Luke Fucking Danes - is only a year younger than MY DAD. What to fuck on an almighty level.

I'm totally watching Gilmore Girls right now :D

Oh, me too. He's a beautiful man. But ooooold!! Dad old!! ...but he's so pretty :)

...and how old is Mr. Bridges?

Fair point. I think the weirdness isn't how old he is, but how he's the same age as my dad, pretty much xD I mean, Jeff, Bruce Springsteen, various others are all significantly older. But he's the same age as my dad!! o.O

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« Reply #230 on: June 27, 2011, 12:30:56 PM »

http://www.oddee.com/item_97759.aspx

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« Reply #231 on: June 27, 2011, 12:39:30 PM »

http://www.oddee.com/item_97759.aspx

Why do people do this to themselves?

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« Reply #232 on: June 27, 2011, 12:40:21 PM »

*shivers* Why? Why on Earth would someone do this?
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« Reply #233 on: June 27, 2011, 01:38:07 PM »

^ I'm guessing all those people are self-employed.


OK so my jaw just literally dropped and I snorted with disbelief. Scott Patterson - aka Luke Fucking Danes - is only a year younger than MY DAD. What to fuck on an almighty level.

I'm totally watching Gilmore Girls right now :D

Oh, me too. He's a beautiful man. But ooooold!! Dad old!! ...but he's so pretty :)

...and how old is Mr. Bridges?

Fair point. I think the weirdness isn't how old he is, but how he's the same age as my dad, pretty much xD I mean, Jeff, Bruce Springsteen, various others are all significantly older. But he's the same age as my dad!! o.O

EDIT - Just to drive it home, THIS MAN:



is old enough to be my dad. URGH.

in theory, some guy who's 31 is old enough to be your dad.  8)

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« Reply #234 on: June 27, 2011, 01:53:36 PM »

^ I'm guessing all those people are self-employed.


OK so my jaw just literally dropped and I snorted with disbelief. Scott Patterson - aka Luke Fucking Danes - is only a year younger than MY DAD. What to fuck on an almighty level.

I'm totally watching Gilmore Girls right now :D

Oh, me too. He's a beautiful man. But ooooold!! Dad old!! ...but he's so pretty :)

...and how old is Mr. Bridges?

Fair point. I think the weirdness isn't how old he is, but how he's the same age as my dad, pretty much xD I mean, Jeff, Bruce Springsteen, various others are all significantly older. But he's the same age as my dad!! o.O

EDIT - Just to drive it home, THIS MAN:



is old enough to be my dad. URGH.

in theory, some guy who's 31 is old enough to be your dad.  8)

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But a 31 year old would be a cool young groovy dad. My dad shouts at me when I mumble because he's going deaf, and complains about how his knees are going, and has white hair and wrinkles, and won't give my friends lifts places if they ever once forgot to say thank you for the fifth time. Nobody who looks as mighty damn fucking fine as Scott Patterson should have anything in common with that man.
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« Reply #235 on: June 27, 2011, 11:52:11 PM »

Consider, Indja dear, that the following people are old enough to be your dad:

1. Your dad...
2. Me
3. Scott Patterson
(and a whole bunch of other folk like, say, Nathan Fillion....)

Some of us old folk are suited to be yer dad, some to be your friend, and some to be celebrity-lust-objects....
That's just the way it is, the same as guys your own age who you like, but don't LIKE...  O0
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« Reply #236 on: June 28, 2011, 02:53:20 AM »

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« Reply #237 on: June 28, 2011, 04:14:07 AM »

http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/inside-politics/2011/jun/27/the-wrong-john-wayne/

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« Reply #238 on: June 28, 2011, 04:20:17 AM »

I am old enough to be indja's dad.....
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« Reply #239 on: June 28, 2011, 04:31:52 AM »

I am old enough to be indja's dad.....

I'm old enough to be her granddad.
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« Reply #240 on: June 28, 2011, 05:19:00 AM »

I am old enough to be indja's dad.....

I'm old enough to be her granddad.
in which case,
i would either berate my son or son-in-law
for being mean to my grandkid

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« Reply #241 on: June 28, 2011, 12:58:07 PM »

I am old enough to be indja's dad.....

I'm old enough to be her granddad.
in which case,
i would either berate my son or son-in-law
for being mean to my grandkid

and in which case i would envy indja so much because she had such a wonderful and considerate granddad.

I'd feel greedy. I've already had two granddad's, one spare and a two step-granddads. More would just be ridiculous xD


Consider, Indja dear, that the following people are old enough to be your dad:

1. Your dad...
2. Me
3. Scott Patterson
(and a whole bunch of other folk like, say, Nathan Fillion....)

Some of us old folk are suited to be yer dad, some to be your friend, and some to be celebrity-lust-objects....
That's just the way it is, the same as guys your own age who you like, but don't LIKE...  O0
(...or they could be your brother)...

See?

Gah. I s'pose. I just wish the lust-objects would stay young and hot forever xD Then Scott Patterson and Nathan Fillion could be my toy-boys. I would be a freakin' *awesome* cougar.
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« Reply #242 on: June 29, 2011, 05:07:08 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/_yWU0lFghxU&amp;feature=relmfu" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/_yWU0lFghxU&amp;feature=relmfu</a>

All I have to say... ummm.... WHAT?!?!?!?!

Translation of first Verse:

So, today I'm pretty good mood
pulling at me fancy, sit on a hat
The Rolex is ticking. Man, do I look good
Get me the kick I need absolutely '
Yeah, again even got a solo ride
poser in the outfit, I'll do me nicely,
board make me fat, smoke Shit
Where are the brides-neck with Poser?
Come into the club and edible 'the view
The bride is 'schmuck and is' too smart
I sing 'ne hook, with each austickt
My wife looks weird if she's finds out
Hmmm, no matter mal'n output must be well once inside,
'm not home, need necessarily a 'drink
good for the ran to the bar, I laber a wife
For the lady and for me seven Mojito
Pleases me every time with a song so
even dancing to the song by Placebo
'm Blue and the lady dito


Please forgive the horrible grammar, I'm going with a horrible web translator.

There IS English in the song...

See that burnin body (hot)
Those boobs in a naughty (top)
Sun juicy red lips (oh god)
Caught in the middle of your web
Please do not stop
Take my brain
Turn it off
Do not feel shame
Do not feel love
More champagne
For our game
It's insane
But it's aaah!
Do you want to ruin my life -
say what
You want to tell my wife -
please stop
Things are getting real tight -
I never though
you'd set me up
ha



Again.... WHAT?!?!?!?!?  :uglystupid2:
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« Reply #243 on: June 29, 2011, 05:21:08 PM »

. . . I would be a freakin' *awesome* cougar.

you WILL be a freakin' *awesome* cougar,
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« Reply #245 on: July 02, 2011, 12:16:05 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/WhzbFaNueKU&amp;feature=player_embedded" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/WhzbFaNueKU&amp;feature=player_embedded</a>

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« Reply #246 on: July 02, 2011, 04:14:27 PM »



I took this from a textbook at my friends flat whilst at a party last night.
It's from The Greatest Scandals in History, and Reverend Banana raped this man because he was a homosexual sexual deviant.
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« Reply #247 on: July 02, 2011, 04:32:10 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/pVpm-NRbnB4" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/pVpm-NRbnB4</a>


 :D

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« Reply #248 on: July 03, 2011, 01:29:01 AM »

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« Reply #249 on: July 03, 2011, 03:20:53 AM »

i once helped make a sculpture for showa institute's lobby in florida, when i was in high school.  that place is freaking awesome.
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« Reply #251 on: July 04, 2011, 08:06:19 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/_yWU0lFghxU&amp;feature=relmfu" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/_yWU0lFghxU&amp;feature=relmfu</a>

All I have to say... ummm.... WHAT?!?!?!?!
[lyrics]
Again.... WHAT?!?!?!?!?  :uglystupid2:
this actually was a hit song around here (i.e. germany and austria) a few years ago.
i'm afraid the lyrics won't get much better with a better translator...
have you heard the chorus? it goes:
"oh-oh-oh pretty thing
i'm hiding my wedding ring"

great song... :angry7:
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« Reply #252 on: July 04, 2011, 10:20:03 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/_yWU0lFghxU&amp;feature=relmfu" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/_yWU0lFghxU&amp;feature=relmfu</a>

All I have to say... ummm.... WHAT?!?!?!?!
[lyrics]
Again.... WHAT?!?!?!?!?  :uglystupid2:
this actually was a hit song around here (i.e. germany and austria) a few years ago.
i'm afraid the lyrics won't get much better with a better translator...
have you heard the chorus? it goes:
"oh-oh-oh pretty thing
i'm hiding my wedding ring"

great song... :angry7:
"ting-a-linga-ling you pretty thing" hahahaha. Yeah... the translation...umm interesting. Haha
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« Reply #253 on: July 06, 2011, 08:01:03 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/OCf9M5GsDSs" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/OCf9M5GsDSs</a>
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I could totally rip the audio from that and just casually drop in into the ready-to-air
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« Reply #255 on: July 06, 2011, 10:31:58 PM »

I could totally rip the audio from that and just casually drop in into the ready-to-air
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I could totally rip the audio from that and just casually drop in into the ready-to-air
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I could totally rip the audio from that and just casually drop in into the ready-to-air
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« Reply #258 on: July 09, 2011, 03:49:33 PM »

WTF is going on here?

Is this suppose to be funny? Why is making all this noise?
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« Reply #259 on: July 09, 2011, 06:19:48 PM »

WTF is going on here?

Is this suppose to be funny? Why is making all this noise?

I don't think it's a joke, I think it's a fetish - there's some people who really get off on the idea of women's breasts and bums expanding. Still srsly wtf though xD
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« Reply #260 on: July 10, 2011, 12:38:09 AM »

they could have at least attempted to make it interesting.

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« Reply #261 on: July 11, 2011, 02:52:58 PM »

Or make the women attractive! She's funny looking!
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« Reply #262 on: July 17, 2011, 03:16:26 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/aCayq56wHSA" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/aCayq56wHSA</a>

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« Reply #264 on: August 11, 2011, 12:52:08 PM »

Or make the women attractive! She's funny looking!

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« Reply #265 on: August 17, 2011, 06:00:33 PM »

WTF is going on here?

Is this suppose to be funny? Why is making all this noise?

Do you seek out this stuff?  Or just google 'expanding breasts' for the purposes of posting your findings here?

I just stumbled upon on it.
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« Reply #266 on: August 18, 2011, 09:19:55 AM »

I was walking back to my house late not long ago when I overheard a lady on the phone freaking out to her friend about the fact that her dog had just eaten her whole stash of E's. She seemes to be far more worried about finding some more than the fact that her dog was "Tripping balls".
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« Reply #268 on: August 19, 2011, 07:13:54 PM »

http://msn.foxsports.com/other/story/German-soccer-fans-banned-for-three-years-for-throwing-urine-feces-081811?gt1=39002

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« Reply #269 on: September 11, 2011, 08:28:02 AM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/pw42uhVUY0M" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/pw42uhVUY0M</a>

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guess who this is:




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« Reply #274 on: September 11, 2011, 01:40:40 PM »

Man, even when he was young he was sexy!
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« Reply #276 on: September 12, 2011, 06:47:02 AM »

Using the "f" sound from "enough", the "i" sound from "women" and the "sh" sound from "friction", you can spell "fish" as "ghoti"
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« Reply #277 on: September 12, 2011, 12:51:32 PM »

Using the "f" sound from "enough", the "i" sound from "women" and the "sh" sound from "friction", you can spell "fish" as "ghoti"

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« Reply #278 on: September 13, 2011, 12:41:52 PM »

that makes me giggle
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« Reply #279 on: September 13, 2011, 03:28:49 PM »

Using the "f" sound from "enough", the "i" sound from "women" and the "sh" sound from "friction", you can spell "fish" as "ghoti"
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« Reply #281 on: September 25, 2011, 01:16:14 AM »

The britney spears video and the japanese vagina dentata are seriously fucked.
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« Reply #282 on: October 05, 2011, 08:48:43 PM »

Seems Axl Rose has not aged well...


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« Reply #283 on: October 05, 2011, 09:05:25 PM »

clearly, some roses have LOTS of thorns.

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« Reply #284 on: October 05, 2011, 09:35:31 PM »

Has anyone heard of a movie called We Are the Strange?
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« Reply #285 on: October 06, 2011, 01:48:03 AM »

clearly, some roses have LOTS of thorns.


and by the looks of him they also have cheeseburgers, lots and lots of them.
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« Reply #286 on: October 10, 2011, 02:04:44 AM »

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« Reply #287 on: October 10, 2011, 08:03:20 AM »

^ snap, gag, gag

brilliant

but what are the knee rags about?
maybe the artists can't draw knees well?
but the elbows are fine
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