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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #45 on: January 23, 2011, 12:51:08 PM »

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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #46 on: January 23, 2011, 01:28:40 PM »

I'll get right on it :) Can't be much weirder than Jesus being cuddled by a big green bear. Or Jesus and Tim Roth in a semi-naked embrace with nipples of fire. And yes, I have drawn that xD
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #47 on: January 23, 2011, 03:36:45 PM »

Would this?



That is hot. Well, the two guys kissing, but Jesus and Superman? That's ... bizarre.
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #48 on: January 23, 2011, 04:14:04 PM »

We should have a HTF (Hot The Fuck) Thread for just such things xD
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #49 on: January 23, 2011, 04:51:52 PM »

We should have a HTF (Hot The Fuck) Thread for just such things xD


Start it.
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #50 on: February 19, 2011, 12:00:56 AM »

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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #51 on: February 23, 2011, 12:02:47 PM »

Oh, no one needs to buy that, you can get the same result by holding a glass (or a mug but with glass you can see your lips swell up which is half the fun so do it in front of a mirror) over your mouth and sucking all the air out of it. Of course the results won't last very long but it's free (I assume everone already has a glass so they won't have yo buy one).  :uglystupid2: :D

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Also a WTF moment that happened to me.. I came home, looked at my AFP calendar and said "Hi Amanda."
And didn't realize I had said it outloud until a few seconds later and then I was like.. "I have to stop drinking or make friends. Preferably both."  :uglystupid2:
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #52 on: March 10, 2011, 06:15:08 PM »

I had to google this thread because I couldn't find it through the damn search engine we have here. What????


So I found this when I tried to google 'What does being hammered feel like?'
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/164704

Some of the answers are quite funny and some are just very, what the fuck, indeed.
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #53 on: March 10, 2011, 07:50:03 PM »

Ewwwww vaseline... do people really use that...?
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #54 on: March 10, 2011, 08:45:11 PM »

hopefully not.  it breaks down the polymer in a condom.

although, if it is a lube, i am sure it has been used.  i know EMT's who have been called to the scene of a wd-40 incident with anal.  i have heard of (fruit) jelly, candle wax, dish soap, and lard, among other horrifying things.
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #55 on: March 10, 2011, 09:47:17 PM »

No, the guy used vaseline because he didn't have lube or a condom. I hope to god she douched, cuz that shit is gross. Who wants shit on their dick?
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #56 on: March 10, 2011, 10:30:04 PM »


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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #57 on: March 10, 2011, 10:58:12 PM »




it looks like the hat was really sticky, and she walked through a pet store that was in chaos.  or, a way to get rid of parakeets when they replace mice as pests.  or, it is a hat my cats made for her birthday.
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #58 on: March 11, 2011, 01:15:47 PM »

http://delicioustentacles.tumblr.com/post/3777415548



And seriously, what the fuck is going on in the world?
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #59 on: March 18, 2011, 11:45:17 AM »




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