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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #60 on: March 18, 2011, 12:01:36 PM »

blue balls!  i havent seen that in forever.
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #61 on: March 19, 2011, 03:44:35 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/CD2LRROpph0" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/CD2LRROpph0</a>


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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #62 on: March 19, 2011, 05:38:50 PM »

Is she... I... what?
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« Reply #63 on: March 19, 2011, 06:10:22 PM »

I assume she's the new designated Disney Pop-Superstar ®

No?
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #64 on: March 19, 2011, 07:30:41 PM »

Oh my God, I feel so dirty after watching 30 seconds of that. Also the urge to stab myself in the ear is rising. I could write a song like that (basically just write a list of shit I did in the morning, yes?) and have someone young and skinny sing, er.. pronounce and autotune-sing it for me. Would that make me a producer?

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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #65 on: March 19, 2011, 07:40:07 PM »

We so excited!!!111one! :D

At least she looks appropriately dead in the eyes - you can't blame an animated corpse for the decisions made by its necromancing masters, to be fair.
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« Reply #66 on: March 19, 2011, 07:59:43 PM »

At least she looks appropriately dead in the eyes - you can't blame an animated corpse for the decisions made by its necromancing masters, to be fair.

Well yes, this is true. Also I think she's shown us how it only takes about 5 easy steps to become a "popstar" nowadays.
1. Write "makes no sense whatsoever"-lyrics
2. Come up with a simple beat, melody optional
3. Sing Autotune
4. Make an awkward video.
5. Post it online and wait for the guys in suits to swing by and tell you what a great job you did with the autotune and ask you to become their puppet.

Actually it's a shame that shit like this becomes a hit when there are people who have real talent and real messages in their songs and actually know how to sing too... and no one ever hears from them.  :buck2:
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« Reply #67 on: March 19, 2011, 08:20:06 PM »

^Ah, shit, I just looked her up on Wikipedia. Poor egg, I think we should stop being mean to her.
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #68 on: March 19, 2011, 08:56:59 PM »

Yeah, she's only 13.

I hope she listens to her mom.
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« Reply #69 on: March 19, 2011, 11:09:17 PM »

Yeah, she's only 13.

I hope she listens to her mom.
[coughDinaLohancough]  :-\
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #70 on: March 20, 2011, 12:59:34 AM »

I assume she's the new designated Disney Pop-Superstar ®

No?

She's not, thankfully. Not even Disney can work magic on that wreck.
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« Reply #71 on: March 20, 2011, 01:36:57 AM »

I assume she's the new designated Disney Pop-Superstar ®

No?

She's not, thankfully. Not even Disney can work magic on that wreck.

Disney* = The BLACKEST of Black Magic.....





*since Walt went to sleep and they froze him...
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #72 on: March 20, 2011, 01:53:55 AM »

Haha I thought this would have made it to the box sooner xD


Have you seen this one:
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/0jtVtSTr070&amp;feature=player_embedded" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/0jtVtSTr070&amp;feature=player_embedded</a>
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« Reply #73 on: March 20, 2011, 02:17:25 AM »

I assume she's the new designated Disney Pop-Superstar ®

No?

She's not, thankfully. Not even Disney can work magic on that wreck.

Disney* = The BLACKEST of Black Magic.....





*since Walt went to sleep and they froze him...

Yeah, but I was part of the magic for a while, so I think I'm immune.

Also, shhhhhhh!

Haha I thought this would have made it to the box sooner xD


Have you seen this one:
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/0jtVtSTr070&amp;feature=player_embedded" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/0jtVtSTr070&amp;feature=player_embedded</a>

GODDAMNIT. She has the worst affected speech ever. FRIDAY IS NOT A THREE SYLLABLE WORD. Obnoxious.
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #74 on: March 20, 2011, 03:07:52 PM »

i never thought it was possible to make a kit kat bar sound absolutely vile.

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2010/03/18/japans-strangest-kit-kat-flavors/
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