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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #150 on: May 05, 2011, 01:35:09 PM »

Why do I always end up doing my little sister's chores?
She's only been awake for an hour. She got up at about noon and watched tv for an hour and forty five minutes instead of doing the dishes like she was asked. I asked if she saw the note my mom left asking her to do it, and she said, at 12:30, that she was leaving in five minutes so she couldn't do it. She stayed and watched tv up until now, 1:15...

I knew it!  Dangah's a TIIIIIMELOOOORRRRD! uh, lady.....  Manipulating time and space so
her sister can watch 1:45 of tv between noon and 1:15....


Can I have a ride in yer TARDIS?   ;) ;)
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« Reply #151 on: May 05, 2011, 02:26:06 PM »

Why do I always end up doing my little sister's chores?
She's only been awake for an hour. She got up at about noon and watched tv for an hour and forty five minutes instead of doing the dishes like she was asked. I asked if she saw the note my mom left asking her to do it, and she said, at 12:30, that she was leaving in five minutes so she couldn't do it. She stayed and watched tv up until now, 1:15...

I knew it!  Dangah's a TIIIIIMELOOOORRRRD! uh, lady.....  Manipulating time and space so
her sister can watch 1:45 of tv between noon and 1:15....


Can I have a ride in yer TARDIS?

Hahaha, sorry! I've been out of it. Finals and all that. (And yes you can ride in my TARDIS)
She's back now, somehow it only takes thirty minutes to drive to the gym (10 minutes away), work out, and then come back. I don't know any successful workout routines that use only ten minutes a day of exercise, thirteen hours of sleep, and the rest of the day watching tv and eating snacks... And she wonders why she's not losing any weight, ha! I wonder why I'm not losing any weight, but that's because, not including exercise, I maintain an average of 800-1,200 calories a day. She's probably maintaining about 2,000-2,500 calories a day. LOL I win!
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #152 on: May 11, 2011, 03:07:54 PM »

so i saw this randomly one night whilst watching tv and whenever i think of it I CANT STOP LAUGHING and it is quite WTF???

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/00ya1KzduLU" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/00ya1KzduLU</a>
no balance, no balance at all...

ps thanks to Cee for telling us all how to embed videos  O0
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #153 on: May 13, 2011, 12:21:37 AM »

http://winningateverything.com/

I am crying laughing. omg.
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #154 on: May 13, 2011, 12:58:21 AM »

^ OMG THAT IS MADE OF WINNING!!

http://breadpeople.tumblr.com/
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« Reply #155 on: May 13, 2011, 01:23:27 AM »

^ OMG THAT IS MADE OF WINNING!!

http://breadpeople.tumblr.com/

What. The. Fuck. Is. That. Seriously. I. Don't. Even.

(Also, I like that we're suddenly SBox BFFs.)
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #156 on: May 13, 2011, 03:15:24 AM »

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« Reply #157 on: May 13, 2011, 04:33:12 AM »

^ OMG THAT IS MADE OF WINNING!!

http://breadpeople.tumblr.com/

What. The. Fuck. Is. That. Seriously. I. Don't. Even.

(Also, I like that we're suddenly SBox BFFs.)

that's pretty much the reaction i had when i first saw it which is why i had to refind it just for this thread! and chyea boxer bffs!!
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #159 on: May 16, 2011, 11:07:26 PM »

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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #160 on: May 23, 2011, 12:54:05 PM »

http://rentafriend.com/

rent...a friend?
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #161 on: May 23, 2011, 01:16:33 PM »

http://rentafriend.com/

rent...a friend?

lol, that sounds like an interesting idea. but i wouldn't let mine haha, i'd put them to sale  ;D
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #162 on: May 23, 2011, 03:43:30 PM »

^Have you looked at some of the people on there?? OMF to the G.
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #163 on: May 23, 2011, 04:15:38 PM »

yeah, some are cute but most are the kind i wouldn't want even if they give me a million dollars.  ;D
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #164 on: May 23, 2011, 05:41:17 PM »

i'd say the people seem nice it's just...why? you could hang out with a total stranger for free. just creep around on facebook or something.

"hey buddy, here's $30 for being my friend for 3 hours. i guess i'll hit you up when i have more cash."
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