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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #165 on: May 23, 2011, 07:10:39 PM »

That is both amazingly sad, and sadly inevitable......
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #166 on: May 24, 2011, 01:27:29 AM »

they made an episode of pushing daisies about that!! i think it was the second season...
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #167 on: May 25, 2011, 12:28:03 AM »

A few weeks ago I tried to call my friend's phone but I didn't get an answer. Instead I got a text that read "Sorry, can't pick up my phone, I'm driving. What's up?"

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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #168 on: May 25, 2011, 09:34:43 AM »

A few weeks ago I tried to call my friend's phone but I didn't get an answer. Instead I got a text that read "Sorry, can't pick up my phone, I'm driving. What's up?"



 :2funny: :2funny:   ...seriously, smack the shit of of that friend the next time you see him/her, and tell them why.

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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #169 on: May 25, 2011, 05:36:28 PM »

A few weeks ago I tried to call my friend's phone but I didn't get an answer. Instead I got a text that read "Sorry, can't pick up my phone, I'm driving. What's up?"


they might have an auto-thingie in their phone.  if i need to tell someone i am driving/riding, i have to push two buttons, and it's sent...because obviously it is a mistake to try to pry my phone off the velcro handlebar grip, plus remove my helmet if i'm not wearing headphones, to answer it in traffic.
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #170 on: May 25, 2011, 07:58:27 PM »

A few weeks ago I tried to call my friend's phone but I didn't get an answer. Instead I got a text that read "Sorry, can't pick up my phone, I'm driving. What's up?"


they might have an auto-thingie in their phone.  if i need to tell someone i am driving/riding, i have to push two buttons, and it's sent...because obviously it is a mistake to try to pry my phone off the velcro handlebar grip, plus remove my helmet if i'm not wearing headphones, to answer it in traffic.

This is true. I didn't know phones could do that. Then again, I don't own a fancy phone, so I have more than just a few buttons to press. What phone do you have, if you don't mind me asking?
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #171 on: May 25, 2011, 08:04:14 PM »

A few weeks ago I tried to call my friend's phone but I didn't get an answer. Instead I got a text that read "Sorry, can't pick up my phone, I'm driving. What's up?"


they might have an auto-thingie in their phone.  if i need to tell someone i am driving/riding, i have to push two buttons, and it's sent...because obviously it is a mistake to try to pry my phone off the velcro handlebar grip, plus remove my helmet if i'm not wearing headphones, to answer it in traffic.

This is true. I didn't know phones could do that. Then again, I don't own a fancy phone, so I have more than just a few buttons to press. What phone do you have, if you don't mind me asking?

I have an auto text feature where I can input pre-written messages for certain scenarios and then when I hit 'ignore' it asks me if I want to send an auto-text message.
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #172 on: May 25, 2011, 08:33:18 PM »

A few weeks ago I tried to call my friend's phone but I didn't get an answer. Instead I got a text that read "Sorry, can't pick up my phone, I'm driving. What's up?"


they might have an auto-thingie in their phone.  if i need to tell someone i am driving/riding, i have to push two buttons, and it's sent...because obviously it is a mistake to try to pry my phone off the velcro handlebar grip, plus remove my helmet if i'm not wearing headphones, to answer it in traffic.

This is true. I didn't know phones could do that. Then again, I don't own a fancy phone, so I have more than just a few buttons to press. What phone do you have, if you don't mind me asking?

iphone 4.  it's got a feature where you can program some quick-send phrases.  mine read:



'i am riding in traffic and can't answer or call you back without becoming a jackson pollack.  please text your message.' 

'i am in the theater with my ringer turned off, please text your message.'

'me and your mom are busy.  please call back, or text your message.'
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #173 on: May 25, 2011, 09:42:51 PM »

A few weeks ago I tried to call my friend's phone but I didn't get an answer. Instead I got a text that read "Sorry, can't pick up my phone, I'm driving. What's up?"


they might have an auto-thingie in their phone.  if i need to tell someone i am driving/riding, i have to push two buttons, and it's sent...because obviously it is a mistake to try to pry my phone off the velcro handlebar grip, plus remove my helmet if i'm not wearing headphones, to answer it in traffic.

This is true. I didn't know phones could do that. Then again, I don't own a fancy phone, so I have more than just a few buttons to press. What phone do you have, if you don't mind me asking?

iphone 4.  it's got a feature where you can program some quick-send phrases.  mine read:



'i am riding in traffic and can't answer or call you back without becoming a jackson pollack.  please text your message.' 

'i am in the theater with my ringer turned off, please text your message.'

'me and your mom are busy.  please call back, or text your message.'

I'm going to call you one day when you are doing all of these things!
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #174 on: May 26, 2011, 12:04:47 AM »

A few weeks ago I tried to call my friend's phone but I didn't get an answer. Instead I got a text that read "Sorry, can't pick up my phone, I'm driving. What's up?"


they might have an auto-thingie in their phone.  if i need to tell someone i am driving/riding, i have to push two buttons, and it's sent...because obviously it is a mistake to try to pry my phone off the velcro handlebar grip, plus remove my helmet if i'm not wearing headphones, to answer it in traffic.

This is true. I didn't know phones could do that. Then again, I don't own a fancy phone, so I have more than just a few buttons to press. What phone do you have, if you don't mind me asking?

iphone 4.  it's got a feature where you can program some quick-send phrases.  mine read:



'i am riding in traffic and can't answer or call you back without becoming a jackson pollack.  please text your message.' 

'i am in the theater with my ringer turned off, please text your message.'

'me and your mom are busy.  please call back, or text your message.'

I'm going to call you one day when you are doing all of these things!
by the time you get my number, there is no telling what the new messages will say.  i'm a threat to change my phone stuff.  except the four months my answering message was me talking like yoda, but i just left it like that for so long because it bothered my friend.
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #175 on: May 26, 2011, 12:05:52 AM »

A few weeks ago I tried to call my friend's phone but I didn't get an answer. Instead I got a text that read "Sorry, can't pick up my phone, I'm driving. What's up?"


they might have an auto-thingie in their phone.  if i need to tell someone i am driving/riding, i have to push two buttons, and it's sent...because obviously it is a mistake to try to pry my phone off the velcro handlebar grip, plus remove my helmet if i'm not wearing headphones, to answer it in traffic.

This is true. I didn't know phones could do that. Then again, I don't own a fancy phone, so I have more than just a few buttons to press. What phone do you have, if you don't mind me asking?

iphone 4.  it's got a feature where you can program some quick-send phrases.  mine read:



'i am riding in traffic and can't answer or call you back without becoming a jackson pollack.  please text your message.' 

'i am in the theater with my ringer turned off, please text your message.'

'me and your mom are busy.  please call back, or text your message.'

I'm going to call you one day when you are doing all of these things!
by the time you get my number, there is no telling what the new messages will say.  i'm a threat to change my phone stuff.  except the four months my answering message was me talking like yoda, but i just left it like that for so long because it bothered my friend.

You know, I have a magicjack that allows me to call anywhere in Canada or the US for free.
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #176 on: May 26, 2011, 12:20:37 AM »

A few weeks ago I tried to call my friend's phone but I didn't get an answer. Instead I got a text that read "Sorry, can't pick up my phone, I'm driving. What's up?"


they might have an auto-thingie in their phone.  if i need to tell someone i am driving/riding, i have to push two buttons, and it's sent...because obviously it is a mistake to try to pry my phone off the velcro handlebar grip, plus remove my helmet if i'm not wearing headphones, to answer it in traffic.

This is true. I didn't know phones could do that. Then again, I don't own a fancy phone, so I have more than just a few buttons to press. What phone do you have, if you don't mind me asking?

iphone 4.  it's got a feature where you can program some quick-send phrases.  mine read:



'i am riding in traffic and can't answer or call you back without becoming a jackson pollack.  please text your message.' 

'i am in the theater with my ringer turned off, please text your message.'

'me and your mom are busy.  please call back, or text your message.'

I'm going to call you one day when you are doing all of these things!
by the time you get my number, there is no telling what the new messages will say.  i'm a threat to change my phone stuff.  except the four months my answering message was me talking like yoda, but i just left it like that for so long because it bothered my friend.

You know, I have a magicjack that allows me to call anywhere in Canada or the US for free.
but can you text?
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #177 on: May 26, 2011, 06:22:14 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/fAZnknP3VIc&amp;sns" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/fAZnknP3VIc&amp;sns</a>

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« Reply #178 on: May 26, 2011, 06:30:58 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/fAZnknP3VIc&amp;sns" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/fAZnknP3VIc&amp;sns</a>

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« Reply #179 on: May 26, 2011, 08:19:21 PM »

A few weeks ago I tried to call my friend's phone but I didn't get an answer. Instead I got a text that read "Sorry, can't pick up my phone, I'm driving. What's up?"


they might have an auto-thingie in their phone.  if i need to tell someone i am driving/riding, i have to push two buttons, and it's sent...because obviously it is a mistake to try to pry my phone off the velcro handlebar grip, plus remove my helmet if i'm not wearing headphones, to answer it in traffic.

This is true. I didn't know phones could do that. Then again, I don't own a fancy phone, so I have more than just a few buttons to press. What phone do you have, if you don't mind me asking?

iphone 4.  it's got a feature where you can program some quick-send phrases.  mine read:



'i am riding in traffic and can't answer or call you back without becoming a jackson pollack.  please text your message.' 

'i am in the theater with my ringer turned off, please text your message.'

'me and your mom are busy.  please call back, or text your message.'

I'm going to call you one day when you are doing all of these things!
by the time you get my number, there is no telling what the new messages will say.  i'm a threat to change my phone stuff.  except the four months my answering message was me talking like yoda, but i just left it like that for so long because it bothered my friend.

You know, I have a magicjack that allows me to call anywhere in Canada or the US for free.
but can you text?

:( No.
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