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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #240 on: June 28, 2011, 05:19:00 AM »

I am old enough to be indja's dad.....

I'm old enough to be her granddad.
in which case,
i would either berate my son or son-in-law
for being mean to my grandkid

and in which case i would envy indja so much because she had such a wonderful and considerate granddad.
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #241 on: June 28, 2011, 12:58:07 PM »

I am old enough to be indja's dad.....

I'm old enough to be her granddad.
in which case,
i would either berate my son or son-in-law
for being mean to my grandkid

and in which case i would envy indja so much because she had such a wonderful and considerate granddad.

I'd feel greedy. I've already had two granddad's, one spare and a two step-granddads. More would just be ridiculous xD


Consider, Indja dear, that the following people are old enough to be your dad:

1. Your dad...
2. Me
3. Scott Patterson
(and a whole bunch of other folk like, say, Nathan Fillion....)

Some of us old folk are suited to be yer dad, some to be your friend, and some to be celebrity-lust-objects....
That's just the way it is, the same as guys your own age who you like, but don't LIKE...  O0
(...or they could be your brother)...

See?

Gah. I s'pose. I just wish the lust-objects would stay young and hot forever xD Then Scott Patterson and Nathan Fillion could be my toy-boys. I would be a freakin' *awesome* cougar.
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #242 on: June 29, 2011, 05:07:08 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/_yWU0lFghxU&amp;feature=relmfu" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/_yWU0lFghxU&amp;feature=relmfu</a>

All I have to say... ummm.... WHAT?!?!?!?!

Translation of first Verse:

So, today I'm pretty good mood
pulling at me fancy, sit on a hat
The Rolex is ticking. Man, do I look good
Get me the kick I need absolutely '
Yeah, again even got a solo ride
poser in the outfit, I'll do me nicely,
board make me fat, smoke Shit
Where are the brides-neck with Poser?
Come into the club and edible 'the view
The bride is 'schmuck and is' too smart
I sing 'ne hook, with each austickt
My wife looks weird if she's finds out
Hmmm, no matter mal'n output must be well once inside,
'm not home, need necessarily a 'drink
good for the ran to the bar, I laber a wife
For the lady and for me seven Mojito
Pleases me every time with a song so
even dancing to the song by Placebo
'm Blue and the lady dito


Please forgive the horrible grammar, I'm going with a horrible web translator.

There IS English in the song...

See that burnin body (hot)
Those boobs in a naughty (top)
Sun juicy red lips (oh god)
Caught in the middle of your web
Please do not stop
Take my brain
Turn it off
Do not feel shame
Do not feel love
More champagne
For our game
It's insane
But it's aaah!
Do you want to ruin my life -
say what
You want to tell my wife -
please stop
Things are getting real tight -
I never though
you'd set me up
ha



Again.... WHAT?!?!?!?!?  :uglystupid2:
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #243 on: June 29, 2011, 05:21:08 PM »

. . . I would be a freakin' *awesome* cougar.

you WILL be a freakin' *awesome* cougar,
though it's unlikely i'll be around
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #245 on: July 02, 2011, 12:16:05 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/WhzbFaNueKU&amp;feature=player_embedded" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/WhzbFaNueKU&amp;feature=player_embedded</a>

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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #246 on: July 02, 2011, 04:14:27 PM »



I took this from a textbook at my friends flat whilst at a party last night.
It's from The Greatest Scandals in History, and Reverend Banana raped this man because he was a homosexual sexual deviant.
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #247 on: July 02, 2011, 04:32:10 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/pVpm-NRbnB4" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/pVpm-NRbnB4</a>


 :D

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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #248 on: July 03, 2011, 01:29:01 AM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/WhzbFaNueKU&amp;feature=player_embedded" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/WhzbFaNueKU&amp;feature=player_embedded</a>

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only japan would come up with something like this AND actually make it happen, they're so friggin cool
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #249 on: July 03, 2011, 03:20:53 AM »

i once helped make a sculpture for showa institute's lobby in florida, when i was in high school.  that place is freaking awesome.
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #250 on: July 04, 2011, 06:20:49 PM »



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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #251 on: July 04, 2011, 08:06:19 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/_yWU0lFghxU&amp;feature=relmfu" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/_yWU0lFghxU&amp;feature=relmfu</a>

All I have to say... ummm.... WHAT?!?!?!?!
[lyrics]
Again.... WHAT?!?!?!?!?  :uglystupid2:
this actually was a hit song around here (i.e. germany and austria) a few years ago.
i'm afraid the lyrics won't get much better with a better translator...
have you heard the chorus? it goes:
"oh-oh-oh pretty thing
i'm hiding my wedding ring"

great song... :angry7:
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #252 on: July 04, 2011, 10:20:03 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/_yWU0lFghxU&amp;feature=relmfu" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/_yWU0lFghxU&amp;feature=relmfu</a>

All I have to say... ummm.... WHAT?!?!?!?!
[lyrics]
Again.... WHAT?!?!?!?!?  :uglystupid2:
this actually was a hit song around here (i.e. germany and austria) a few years ago.
i'm afraid the lyrics won't get much better with a better translator...
have you heard the chorus? it goes:
"oh-oh-oh pretty thing
i'm hiding my wedding ring"

great song... :angry7:
"ting-a-linga-ling you pretty thing" hahahaha. Yeah... the translation...umm interesting. Haha
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #253 on: July 06, 2011, 08:01:03 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/OCf9M5GsDSs" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/OCf9M5GsDSs</a>
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« Reply #254 on: July 06, 2011, 08:40:26 PM »

I could totally rip the audio from that and just casually drop in into the ready-to-air
folder at the radio station....  And someone would certainly play it....  Heh heh heh.....   ;D
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