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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #330 on: December 08, 2011, 02:38:34 PM »

I think this is from some Dept. of something-or-other in Pennsylvania:




It's evidently their way of warning girls not too drink too much lest they be raped.

???

I can see where they were trying to go, but I don't think they got there.


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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #331 on: December 08, 2011, 04:31:57 PM »

I think this is from some Dept. of something-or-other in Pennsylvania:




It's evidently their way of warning girls not too drink too much lest they be raped.

???

I can see where they were trying to go, but I don't think they got there.



Shit like this pisses me off. Where are the posters that say "DON'T RAPE PEOPLE"?
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #332 on: December 08, 2011, 07:09:02 PM »

apparently, they were too hard to read.

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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #333 on: December 08, 2011, 07:13:54 PM »

It's bad that my thoughts were first "nice legs" and then "only 2.19am???"
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #334 on: December 08, 2011, 07:15:27 PM »

It's bad that my thoughts were first "nice legs" and then "only 2.19am???"

from what i remember, this was being directed at college-age girls, so yeah, a bunch of drinking lightweights.

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« Reply #335 on: December 08, 2011, 07:23:20 PM »

It's bad that my thoughts were first "nice legs" and then "only 2.19am???"

from what i remember, this was being directed at college-age girls, so yeah, a bunch of drinking lightweights.

Yep. Amateurs. Probably drinking vodka cranberries or lemon drops. With age comes wisdom.

I'm not making light of rape, mind you...
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #336 on: December 09, 2011, 01:12:12 AM »

I think this is from some Dept. of something-or-other in Pennsylvania:




It's evidently their way of warning girls not too drink too much lest they be raped.

???

I can see where they were trying to go, but I don't think they got there.





why is she wearing kicky colored guy grippie leg shorts without the fly?  it makes me think less of rape and more like she drunkenly exchanged clothes with her gay friend or something.
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #337 on: December 09, 2011, 01:18:13 AM »

i kinda doubt that state health workers and law enforcement personnel (some combo of which i assume came up with this winner) are up on current fashion trends.   :icon_study:


also, that bathroom floor is way too clean for 2:19 AM.

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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #338 on: December 09, 2011, 01:24:15 AM »

right?  there's not even any chunks.
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #339 on: December 09, 2011, 01:28:48 AM »

Haha this is why I love this place.


Also, I don't know about you guys, but for me that floor looks a bit to "flash" for one of those kinds of parties...
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #340 on: December 09, 2011, 02:41:14 AM »

They're like boy shorts. I used to have some. Although, boy shorts never got me laid. Maybe I was going about it the wrong way?

The poster implies the floor is someone's bathroom at home. That's way more like industrial tile, though, right?
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« Reply #341 on: December 09, 2011, 03:29:02 AM »

They're like boy shorts. I used to have some. Although, boy shorts never got me laid. Maybe I was going about it the wrong way?

The poster implies the floor is someone's bathroom at home. That's way more like industrial tile, though, right?

Yeah, you should have been wearing them around your ankles.

Now you mention it, it looks like the floor of a McDonalds bathroom or something.
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« Reply #342 on: December 09, 2011, 03:34:32 AM »

They're like boy shorts. I used to have some. Although, boy shorts never got me laid. Maybe I was going about it the wrong way?

The poster implies the floor is someone's bathroom at home. That's way more like industrial tile, though, right?

Yeah, you should have been wearing them around your ankles.

Now you mention it, it looks like the floor of a McDonalds bathroom or something.

Ahhhhh, yes. I can see the error of my ways now. And that is definitely somewhere you would NOT catch me with my knickers down. Ever. Not even if I was promised the key to a room full of McNuggets that are not even chicken, well kinda, and are horribly processed and deep fried and covered in delicious and deadly sauce and will probably be the death of me but I love them so and where was this aside going, again?
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« Reply #343 on: December 09, 2011, 03:48:10 AM »

They're like boy shorts. I used to have some. Although, boy shorts never got me laid. Maybe I was going about it the wrong way?

The poster implies the floor is someone's bathroom at home. That's way more like industrial tile, though, right?

Yeah, you should have been wearing them around your ankles.

Now you mention it, it looks like the floor of a McDonalds bathroom or something.

Ahhhhh, yes. I can see the error of my ways now. And that is definitely somewhere you would NOT catch me with my knickers down. Ever. Not even if I was promised the key to a room full of McNuggets that are not even chicken, well kinda, and are horribly processed and deep fried and covered in delicious and deadly sauce and will probably be the death of me but I love them so and where was this aside going, again?
nowhere except for making me crave McNuggets now. Apparently the Nuggets haha I can't use that term without flashing back to my friend talking about nugget porn that McD's sells here are real chicken, born and raised at a farm near you, which is entirely possible considering how small this country really is, and how much farmland there is
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Re: The WTF Thread
« Reply #344 on: December 09, 2011, 04:02:03 AM »

They're like boy shorts. I used to have some. Although, boy shorts never got me laid. Maybe I was going about it the wrong way?

The poster implies the floor is someone's bathroom at home. That's way more like industrial tile, though, right?

Yeah, you should have been wearing them around your ankles.

Now you mention it, it looks like the floor of a McDonalds bathroom or something.

Ahhhhh, yes. I can see the error of my ways now. And that is definitely somewhere you would NOT catch me with my knickers down. Ever. Not even if I was promised the key to a room full of McNuggets that are not even chicken, well kinda, and are horribly processed and deep fried and covered in delicious and deadly sauce and will probably be the death of me but I love them so and where was this aside going, again?
nowhere except for making me crave McNuggets now. Apparently the Nuggets haha I can't use that term without flashing back to my friend talking about nugget porn that McD's sells here are real chicken, born and raised at a farm near you, which is entirely possible considering how small this country really is, and how much farmland there is

I have been wanting McNuggets all night, since I went to Craft Club and tonight's hostess made the worst chili ever. It was disgusting. I'm super jealous of your actual-chicken McNuggets. I know how they're made here and I still eat them. I'm pretty sure that makes me a horrible person. I could tell you how they do it here, and you will probably want to slap sense in to me. ALSO you might not want to eat them when you're here. Unless you do. Godpseed. Also, do you mean midget porn? If not, I'd like to know what nugget porn is, as it conjures images of people sodomizing themselves with pieces of raw gold. Thank you.
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