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[Pope Totalfrog]

[absynth aura]

They're like boy shorts. I used to have some. Although, boy shorts never got me laid. Maybe I was going about it the wrong way?

The poster implies the floor is someone's bathroom at home. That's way more like industrial tile, though, right?

Yeah, you should have been wearing them around your ankles.

Now you mention it, it looks like the floor of a McDonalds bathroom or something.

Ahhhhh, yes. I can see the error of my ways now. And that is definitely somewhere you would NOT catch me with my knickers down. Ever. Not even if I was promised the key to a room full of McNuggets that are not even chicken, well kinda, and are horribly processed and deep fried and covered in delicious and deadly sauce and will probably be the death of me but I love them so and where was this aside going, again?

nowhere except for making me crave McNuggets now. Apparently the Nuggets haha I can't use that term without flashing back to my friend talking about nugget porn that McD's sells here are real chicken, born and raised at a farm near you, which is entirely possible considering how small this country really is, and how much farmland there is

I have been wanting McNuggets all night, since I went to Craft Club and tonight's hostess made the worst chili ever. It was disgusting. I'm super jealous of your actual-chicken McNuggets. I know how they're made here and I still eat them. I'm pretty sure that makes me a horrible person. I could tell you how they do it here, and you will probably want to slap sense in to me. ALSO you might not want to eat them when you're here. Unless you do. Godpseed. Also, do you mean midget porn? If not, I'd like to know what nugget porn is, as it conjures images of people sodomizing themselves with pieces of raw gold. Thank you.

I think I'll be avoiding McD's when there as I had it last time and was mighty unimpressed with the taste. Especially the fries.
I do know how they're made there, but I would still want to eat themNugget porn is with someone who has no arms or legs. I myself haven't seen it, so have no idea if it really exists, or her was just telling porkies

^I saw that before on Tumblr. I lol'd

[Pope Totalfrog]

They're like boy shorts. I used to have some. Although, boy shorts never got me laid. Maybe I was going about it the wrong way?

The poster implies the floor is someone's bathroom at home. That's way more like industrial tile, though, right?

Yeah, you should have been wearing them around your ankles.

Now you mention it, it looks like the floor of a McDonalds bathroom or something.

Ahhhhh, yes. I can see the error of my ways now. And that is definitely somewhere you would NOT catch me with my knickers down. Ever. Not even if I was promised the key to a room full of McNuggets that are not even chicken, well kinda, and are horribly processed and deep fried and covered in delicious and deadly sauce and will probably be the death of me but I love them so and where was this aside going, again?

nowhere except for making me crave McNuggets now. Apparently the Nuggets haha I can't use that term without flashing back to my friend talking about nugget porn that McD's sells here are real chicken, born and raised at a farm near you, which is entirely possible considering how small this country really is, and how much farmland there is

I have been wanting McNuggets all night, since I went to Craft Club and tonight's hostess made the worst chili ever. It was disgusting. I'm super jealous of your actual-chicken McNuggets. I know how they're made here and I still eat them. I'm pretty sure that makes me a horrible person. I could tell you how they do it here, and you will probably want to slap sense in to me. ALSO you might not want to eat them when you're here. Unless you do. Godpseed. Also, do you mean midget porn? If not, I'd like to know what nugget porn is, as it conjures images of people sodomizing themselves with pieces of raw gold. Thank you.

I think I'll be avoiding McD's when there as I had it last time and was mighty unimpressed with the taste. Especially the fries.
I do know how they're made there, but I would still want to eat themNugget porn is with someone who has no arms or legs. I myself haven't seen it, so have no idea if it really exists, or her was just telling porkies

^I saw that before on Tumblr. I lol'd

Fucking internet. Now I HAVE TO google nugget porn.

[meganpaige]

They're like boy shorts. I used to have some. Although, boy shorts never got me laid. Maybe I was going about it the wrong way?

The poster implies the floor is someone's bathroom at home. That's way more like industrial tile, though, right?

Yeah, you should have been wearing them around your ankles.

Now you mention it, it looks like the floor of a McDonalds bathroom or something.

Ahhhhh, yes. I can see the error of my ways now. And that is definitely somewhere you would NOT catch me with my knickers down. Ever. Not even if I was promised the key to a room full of McNuggets that are not even chicken, well kinda, and are horribly processed and deep fried and covered in delicious and deadly sauce and will probably be the death of me but I love them so and where was this aside going, again?

nowhere except for making me crave McNuggets now. Apparently the Nuggets haha I can't use that term without flashing back to my friend talking about nugget porn that McD's sells here are real chicken, born and raised at a farm near you, which is entirely possible considering how small this country really is, and how much farmland there is

I have been wanting McNuggets all night, since I went to Craft Club and tonight's hostess made the worst chili ever. It was disgusting. I'm super jealous of your actual-chicken McNuggets. I know how they're made here and I still eat them. I'm pretty sure that makes me a horrible person. I could tell you how they do it here, and you will probably want to slap sense in to me. ALSO you might not want to eat them when you're here. Unless you do. Godpseed. Also, do you mean midget porn? If not, I'd like to know what nugget porn is, as it conjures images of people sodomizing themselves with pieces of raw gold. Thank you.

I think I'll be avoiding McD's when there as I had it last time and was mighty unimpressed with the taste. Especially the fries.
I do know how they're made there, but I would still want to eat themNugget porn is with someone who has no arms or legs. I myself haven't seen it, so have no idea if it really exists, or her was just telling porkies

^I saw that before on Tumblr. I lol'd

They're delicious but full of awful things. I love McD's fries to an almost obsessive degree. Also you not eating at one here is kind of ironic since they started in the US. Maybe it's supposed to taste terrible. Ha. Anyway, when you're in LA, you need to have an In-N-Out Burger and something awesome from the secret menu. Nugget porn sounds awful, so I'm sure it's real.

[absynth aura]

They're like boy shorts. I used to have some. Although, boy shorts never got me laid. Maybe I was going about it the wrong way?

The poster implies the floor is someone's bathroom at home. That's way more like industrial tile, though, right?

Yeah, you should have been wearing them around your ankles.

Now you mention it, it looks like the floor of a McDonalds bathroom or something.

Ahhhhh, yes. I can see the error of my ways now. And that is definitely somewhere you would NOT catch me with my knickers down. Ever. Not even if I was promised the key to a room full of McNuggets that are not even chicken, well kinda, and are horribly processed and deep fried and covered in delicious and deadly sauce and will probably be the death of me but I love them so and where was this aside going, again?

nowhere except for making me crave McNuggets now. Apparently the Nuggets haha I can't use that term without flashing back to my friend talking about nugget porn that McD's sells here are real chicken, born and raised at a farm near you, which is entirely possible considering how small this country really is, and how much farmland there is

I have been wanting McNuggets all night, since I went to Craft Club and tonight's hostess made the worst chili ever. It was disgusting. I'm super jealous of your actual-chicken McNuggets. I know how they're made here and I still eat them. I'm pretty sure that makes me a horrible person. I could tell you how they do it here, and you will probably want to slap sense in to me. ALSO you might not want to eat them when you're here. Unless you do. Godpseed. Also, do you mean midget porn? If not, I'd like to know what nugget porn is, as it conjures images of people sodomizing themselves with pieces of raw gold. Thank you.

I think I'll be avoiding McD's when there as I had it last time and was mighty unimpressed with the taste. Especially the fries.
I do know how they're made there, but I would still want to eat themNugget porn is with someone who has no arms or legs. I myself haven't seen it, so have no idea if it really exists, or her was just telling porkies

^I saw that before on Tumblr. I lol'd

They're delicious but full of awful things. I love McD's fries to an almost obsessive degree. Also you not eating at one here is kind of ironic since they started in the US. Maybe it's supposed to taste terrible. Ha. Anyway, when you're in LA, you need to have an In-N-Out Burger and something awesome from the secret menu. Nugget porn sounds awful, so I'm sure it's real.

I have McD's at LAX last time I was there. My first American mean haha! And I had In-N-Out a few times in Arizona. And I'll definitely have it again!

[Cirque]

why is she wearing kicky colored guy grippie leg shorts without the fly?  it makes me think less of rape and more like she drunkenly exchanged clothes with her gay friend or something.

Mmm yeah I would definitely wear those. No...really I would, they look good and tight. Anything to create the illusion that I have junk in my trunk.

[meganpaige]

They're like boy shorts. I used to have some. Although, boy shorts never got me laid. Maybe I was going about it the wrong way?

The poster implies the floor is someone's bathroom at home. That's way more like industrial tile, though, right?

Yeah, you should have been wearing them around your ankles.

Now you mention it, it looks like the floor of a McDonalds bathroom or something.

Ahhhhh, yes. I can see the error of my ways now. And that is definitely somewhere you would NOT catch me with my knickers down. Ever. Not even if I was promised the key to a room full of McNuggets that are not even chicken, well kinda, and are horribly processed and deep fried and covered in delicious and deadly sauce and will probably be the death of me but I love them so and where was this aside going, again?

nowhere except for making me crave McNuggets now. Apparently the Nuggets haha I can't use that term without flashing back to my friend talking about nugget porn that McD's sells here are real chicken, born and raised at a farm near you, which is entirely possible considering how small this country really is, and how much farmland there is

I have been wanting McNuggets all night, since I went to Craft Club and tonight's hostess made the worst chili ever. It was disgusting. I'm super jealous of your actual-chicken McNuggets. I know how they're made here and I still eat them. I'm pretty sure that makes me a horrible person. I could tell you how they do it here, and you will probably want to slap sense in to me. ALSO you might not want to eat them when you're here. Unless you do. Godpseed. Also, do you mean midget porn? If not, I'd like to know what nugget porn is, as it conjures images of people sodomizing themselves with pieces of raw gold. Thank you.

I think I'll be avoiding McD's when there as I had it last time and was mighty unimpressed with the taste. Especially the fries.
I do know how they're made there, but I would still want to eat themNugget porn is with someone who has no arms or legs. I myself haven't seen it, so have no idea if it really exists, or her was just telling porkies

^I saw that before on Tumblr. I lol'd

They're delicious but full of awful things. I love McD's fries to an almost obsessive degree. Also you not eating at one here is kind of ironic since they started in the US. Maybe it's supposed to taste terrible. Ha. Anyway, when you're in LA, you need to have an In-N-Out Burger and something awesome from the secret menu. Nugget porn sounds awful, so I'm sure it's real.

I have McD's at LAX last time I was there. My first American mean haha! And I had In-N-Out a few times in Arizona. And I'll definitely have it again!

Woo hoo! So delicious.

[imaginary friend]

there have been rumors about Rick Perry and "that" for years around Texas. 

[CeeGBee]

there have been rumors about Rick Perry and "that" for years around Texas. 

"That"?  You mean he has sleepovers at Michelle Bachmann's house while she's out of town? 

[Pope Totalfrog]

[absynth aura]

WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Pope Totalfrog]

WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

He either wasn't hugged enough as a child or someone stole his binky.

He has never gotten over it.

[CeeGBee]

WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

He either wasn't hugged enough as a child or someone stole his binky.

He has never gotten over it.

He's an idiot.   

[fixed]   

(In the long-view, he may look kinda cool with just the scars after he takes the metal out,
and he'll probably make up a story that's only slightly bullshit to explain them....)

[Savannah]

^^^ Gosh, I just threw up in my mouth, literally.

[guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy]

WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

He either wasn't hugged enough as a child or someone stole his binky.

He has never gotten over it.

He's an idiot.   

[fixed]   

(In the long-view, he may look kinda cool with just the scars after he takes the metal out,
and he'll probably make up a story that's only slightly bullshit to explain them....)

I think they look nifty. But I wonder... how will his face feel when he's excited. In fact, can he express any other emotions besides what looks to be misery?