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Re: CHRISTMAS!!!!
« Reply #105 on: December 20, 2010, 08:39:47 PM »

Make sure it's thick into the meat and NOT touching a bone. You can do this!
Shouldn't this kind of filth be in the innuendo thread?  ^-^
It's an excerpt from my new Sultry Holiday Cooking book.   ;)

Help me out guys...what do boys like?

Beer
Vajayjays
Heavy metal music
Boobies
Action movies
Cars
Stickers
Explosions
Videogames
Sex

That's all I got.



Don't forget weapons. Something that can inflict pain and/or cause injury/death can provide years minutes of entertainment.
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Re: CHRISTMAS!!!!
« Reply #106 on: December 20, 2010, 09:36:18 PM »

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Re: CHRISTMAS!!!!
« Reply #107 on: December 20, 2010, 10:08:41 PM »

It's ten to four am and after a couple of hours of sleep I'm awake again, stressed and wondering if I am going to get home for Christmas. It was supposed to be the best Christmas in a while, with me being able to go home and my boyfriend coming with me to experience finnish Christmas for the first time...But with snow blocking heathrow and so many flights cancelled, nothing is sure anymore. All flights today look like they're going(which makes me feel tiny bit better), subject to delays, but if we get more snow situation might change on wednesday :(
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Re: CHRISTMAS!!!!
« Reply #108 on: December 20, 2010, 10:26:52 PM »

Make sure it's thick into the meat and NOT touching a bone. You can do this!
Shouldn't this kind of filth be in the innuendo thread?  ^-^
It's an excerpt from my new Sultry Holiday Cooking book.   ;)

I may have to call you Nigella from now on....
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« Reply #109 on: December 21, 2010, 12:25:39 AM »

Make sure it's thick into the meat and NOT touching a bone. You can do this!
Shouldn't this kind of filth be in the innuendo thread?  ^-^
It's an excerpt from my new Sultry Holiday Cooking book.   ;)

I may have to call you Nigella from now on....

Oh shit. I totally had to Google her, but I think you should. We even kinda look alike...ish...
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Re: CHRISTMAS!!!!
« Reply #110 on: December 21, 2010, 04:57:19 AM »

3 more sleeps till christmas eve!
i'm hoping for a white christmas...
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Re: CHRISTMAS!!!!
« Reply #111 on: December 21, 2010, 05:11:18 AM »

hey all the mad shopping is OVER!!! yeah  , all done , i think wearing the '' stop anamal testing shirt '' said it all at the beuty counter ,


humm the black sheep 99% over stupid pepole !!

and for santa , he needs to be fat !!
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Re: CHRISTMAS!!!!
« Reply #112 on: December 21, 2010, 06:33:39 AM »

I'm finishing my Christmas shopping tomorrow xD And then seeing TRON!!!!
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Re: CHRISTMAS!!!!
« Reply #113 on: December 21, 2010, 06:54:54 AM »

I keep thinking Christmas is tomorrow but then Annebelle posts how many days it actually is and I get confused.

Christmas is tomorrow because that is when I'm GOING HOME BITCHEZ! :D
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Re: CHRISTMAS!!!!
« Reply #114 on: December 21, 2010, 07:43:25 AM »

Make sure it's thick into the meat and NOT touching a bone. You can do this!
Shouldn't this kind of filth be in the innuendo thread?  ^-^
It's an excerpt from my new Sultry Holiday Cooking book.   ;)

I may have to call you Nigella from now on....

Oh shit. I totally had to Google her, but I think you should. We even kinda look alike...ish...

Can you cook a duck?
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Re: CHRISTMAS!!!!
« Reply #115 on: December 21, 2010, 11:01:23 AM »

Help me out guys...what do boys like?

Beer
Vajayjays
Heavy metal music
Boobies
Action movies
Cars
Stickers
Explosions
Videogames
Sex

That's all I got.



Beer- That's every weekend we have that.
Vajayjays- That's every weekend he has that.
Heavy Metal Music- He's more for techno, but I will ponder this suggestion.
Boobies- Every weekend.
Action movies- But which one?
Cars- I'm poor.
Stickers- ...stickers?
Explosions- Every weekend.
Videogames- He has enough. He works at Best Buy.
Sex- Every.Weekend.



I realized that he told me what he wanted, he wants a keyboard. He can get one at work, but even with his discount they're mad expensive, and he doesn't know how to play. My mom's friend was just saying last week how she got her grandson a keyboard and they didn't want it afterall, and it's a cheapo one with the notes taped on the keys.
I put those two thoughts together and a little Monty Python-esque heavenly sound rang in my ears.
I still intend to get him pants. And not just because I will probably get his old comfy ones.


I got a shirt for my friend Megan, a purse and earrings for my friend Katie (who is oddly Megan's sister) who I may also give a bottle of Port because I introduced it to her and she loved it; their little sisters will be getting Harry Potter ornaments (as will Megan & Katie actually), and my friend Nicole is getting HEDWIG...ornament. Yes, the owl.

And I got stuff for family too, tea cups for my dad and step mom, a journal for my step sister, and a really neat alpaca purse for my little step sister.

I am now seriously poor.
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Re: CHRISTMAS!!!!
« Reply #116 on: December 21, 2010, 11:35:04 AM »

None of my friends get their presents until after Christmas. ;D I get paid on Christmas Eve.
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Re: CHRISTMAS!!!!
« Reply #117 on: December 21, 2010, 11:44:00 AM »

No Christmas shopping for me! BAH HUMBUG!
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Re: CHRISTMAS!!!!
« Reply #118 on: December 21, 2010, 12:42:54 PM »

Make sure it's thick into the meat and NOT touching a bone. You can do this!
Shouldn't this kind of filth be in the innuendo thread?  ^-^
It's an excerpt from my new Sultry Holiday Cooking book.   ;)

I may have to call you Nigella from now on....

Oh shit. I totally had to Google her, but I think you should. We even kinda look alike...ish...

Can you cook a duck?

I'm sure I could. Apply the same principles to the chickens and turkeys and there ya go.

You can do it!!!
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Re: CHRISTMAS!!!!
« Reply #119 on: December 21, 2010, 02:10:21 PM »

No Christmas shopping for me! BAH HUMBUG!

If you want me to hunt you down and pull your testicles off with pliers, srsly, humbug on my thread again. I dare you. Christmas Indja is a militant bitchfuck.


She's also wrapping presents and whistling jolly jolly Christmas tunes!! My brother and older sister are coming home tomorrow, which is loooovely. Cannot WAIT.
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