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Re: CHRISTMAS!!!!
« Reply #90 on: December 20, 2010, 12:35:12 PM »

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Re: CHRISTMAS!!!!
« Reply #91 on: December 20, 2010, 01:04:19 PM »

Merry Dexmas!


CAN I HAVE HIS SANTA SOCKS FROGGERS?!?!  :love5:
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Help me out guys...what do boys like? I'm trying to think of more things to get my boyfriend, and all i can think of is pants.
Well, what he wants probably does involve pants....   O0

...but seriously, we're generally easy to get stuff for.  Don't put TOO much thought into the decision,
and if you go for an item of clothing, it should probably be something that he can wear "everyday"...
...not something that looks like he's going to a fancy party whenever he puts it on.  (...but maybe
just a tiny bit 'nicer' than he'd get for himself if he were doing the shopping.)
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Re: CHRISTMAS!!!!
« Reply #92 on: December 20, 2010, 01:25:32 PM »



This, ladies and gentlemen, is a duck. A dead duck. Which I have agreed to cook for Christmas. I think I might be crazy.
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Re: CHRISTMAS!!!!
« Reply #93 on: December 20, 2010, 01:27:00 PM »



This, ladies and gentlemen, is a duck. A dead duck. Which I have agreed to cook for Christmas. I think I might be crazy.
I've never cooked a duck... Let us all know how that turns out.
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Re: CHRISTMAS!!!!
« Reply #94 on: December 20, 2010, 01:36:30 PM »


I've never cooked a duck... Let us all know how that turns out.

I'm terrified. I have to stuff it with apples and prunes.
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Re: CHRISTMAS!!!!
« Reply #95 on: December 20, 2010, 01:44:50 PM »


I've never cooked a duck... Let us all know how that turns out.

I'm terrified. I have to stuff it with apples and prunes.
Sounds yummy.   :)
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Re: CHRISTMAS!!!!
« Reply #96 on: December 20, 2010, 01:49:59 PM »


I've never cooked a duck... Let us all know how that turns out.

I'm terrified. I have to stuff it with apples and prunes.
Sounds yummy.   :)

You didn't read the part about ME cooking?
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Re: CHRISTMAS!!!!
« Reply #97 on: December 20, 2010, 01:55:34 PM »


I've never cooked a duck... Let us all know how that turns out.

I'm terrified. I have to stuff it with apples and prunes.
Sounds yummy.   :)

You didn't read the part about ME cooking?
ANYONE can cook meat/poultry.  Seriously.

The hard part is to have faith in your ingredients.  You mix the bits & pieces, assemble
them according to the recipe, and let the oven/dutch-oven/slow-cooker/etc work its
magic.  ...and don't let the meat-thermometer intimidate you.  When it says the thing's
hot, it's telling you the truth (just make sure it really is in the thickest part of the meat.)

(Do make sure you've thawed the bird all the way through before you start.)  O0
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Re: CHRISTMAS!!!!
« Reply #98 on: December 20, 2010, 02:05:40 PM »

Help me out guys...what do boys like? I'm trying to think of more things to get my boyfriend, and all i can think of is pants.

Is he an xbox junkie? (most guys are, and I know mine is) Get him Microsoft Points.
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Re: CHRISTMAS!!!!
« Reply #99 on: December 20, 2010, 02:57:06 PM »

Help me out guys...what do boys like? I'm trying to think of more things to get my boyfriend, and all i can think of is pants.

Is he an xbox junkie? (most guys are, and I know mine is) Get him Microsoft Points.

He's more of a PS3 kind of guy.
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Re: CHRISTMAS!!!!
« Reply #100 on: December 20, 2010, 03:23:43 PM »

^PS3 for the win.

I have just popped into this thread to say that I think I'm the only person I know not celebrating Christmas this year. It was kind of cool last year, since all of my flatmates went to stay with their families, and I had our house to myself. It's kind of lame that everything is closed on Christmas, though, I'm going to have to get some food and DVDs prior to Christmas day and barricade myself in my room to eat/watch them. Spending Christmas alone is kind of cool, though, makes you feel like you don't need anyone else :)
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Re: CHRISTMAS!!!!
« Reply #101 on: December 20, 2010, 03:35:53 PM »


I've never cooked a duck... Let us all know how that turns out.

I'm terrified. I have to stuff it with apples and prunes.
Sounds yummy.   :)

You didn't read the part about ME cooking?
ANYONE can cook meat/poultry.  Seriously.

The hard part is to have faith in your ingredients.  You mix the bits & pieces, assemble
them according to the recipe, and let the oven/dutch-oven/slow-cooker/etc work its
magic.  ...and don't let the meat-thermometer intimidate you.  When it says the thing's
hot, it's telling you the truth (just make sure it really is in the thickest part of the meat.)

(Do make sure you've thawed the bird all the way through before you start.)  O0

^^ This. Absolutely. So many people asked me if I was scared to cook the turkey at Thanksgiving, but it's really all about the thermometer. Make sure it's thick into the meat and NOT touching a bone. You can do this!
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Re: CHRISTMAS!!!!
« Reply #102 on: December 20, 2010, 05:05:04 PM »

I went Christmas shopping today with MY BESTEST BEST FRIENDEST IN THE WORLDEST EVER!!!! Actually, I say "Christmas shopping" - we spent half an hour in Waterstones then three hours in a bar drinking G&Ts and gossiping. As it should be ;)
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Re: CHRISTMAS!!!!
« Reply #103 on: December 20, 2010, 05:46:37 PM »

Make sure it's thick into the meat and NOT touching a bone. You can do this!
Shouldn't this kind of filth be in the innuendo thread?  ^-^
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Re: CHRISTMAS!!!!
« Reply #104 on: December 20, 2010, 06:13:39 PM »

Help me out guys...what do boys like?

Beer
Vajayjays
Heavy metal music
Boobies
Action movies
Cars
Stickers
Explosions
Videogames
Sex

That's all I got.

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