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13 signs?
« on: January 13, 2011, 07:49:12 PM »

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Re: 13 signs?
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2011, 07:57:24 PM »

I've somehow morphed into a Capricorn. I am not pleased with this turn of events, I liked being an Aquarius.
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Re: 13 signs?
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2011, 11:32:53 PM »

As westerners, we follow the tropical zodiac, and the article that was put out is talking about the sidereal zodiac. The tropical zodiac is fixed to the seasons and equinox's, and always has been, while the sidereal is focused on actual start configurations. Since you have most likely always adhered to the tropical zodiac.... nothings changed. Ophiucus was never a part of the tropical zodiac, because when that was created, they only wanted to have 12 signs..... so it's all good.
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Re: 13 signs?
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2011, 12:19:00 AM »

I do not accept anyone's right or authority to adjust the zodiac.

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Re: 13 signs?
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2011, 12:55:37 AM »

They are wrong, and I am still a Virgo.
But still nothing like it.
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Re: 13 signs?
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2011, 01:05:54 AM »

"But they do look at horoscopes. And now they have an explanation for why a day might not have turned out exactly as predicted."

That's a relief, I was starting to suspect that the horoscope pages in my co-workers' glossy magazines might just be fiction.
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Re: 13 signs?
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2011, 03:47:18 AM »



Cancer have I been, and Cancer shall I remain.


As am I.
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Re: 13 signs?
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2011, 05:00:11 AM »

Gemini? Fuck gemini!
I'm cancer!
Cancer power!

(now there's something you might not want to say on an oncology ward)
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Re: 13 signs?
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2011, 05:01:43 AM »

I am of the mighty star squid....an obscure sign often not seen in this dimension
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Re: 13 signs?
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2011, 05:03:51 AM »

Gemini? Fuck gemini!
I'm cancer!
Cancer power!

(now there's something you might not want to say on an oncology ward)

how the hell i can be a gemini? i'm too well-balanced and domestic for it. i'm a proud cancer without cancer too, hopefully  ;D
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Re: 13 signs?
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2011, 01:35:20 PM »

Screw this BS, I'm a Gemini and I will remain one. :P And doesn't this affect only those born after 2009?
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Re: 13 signs?
« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2011, 03:11:53 PM »

according to this bullshit, i am now a leo, and i say no to this.  i liked being a virgo.  i'm going to stay a virgo, mainly because i am not a leo.  my girlfriend remains an aquarius, because she's lucky.

the whole thing started out of context anyway, a guy who is an astronomer (scientist), not an astrologer(voodoo priest) said that the zodiac wasn't accurate probably because the axis was moved since babylonian times, so a group of astrologers re-did the figuring.


it's good to know there is a modern answer for ancient mythology.
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Re: 13 signs?
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2011, 06:04:01 PM »

Gemini, and I ain't changing for nobody.
No way and no how

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Re: 13 signs?
« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2011, 06:25:59 PM »

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Re: 13 signs?
« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2011, 07:33:12 PM »

 
http://www.yournewstarsign.co.uk/


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Apparently this doesn't apply to everyone. So I'm still a Libra, but those of you that have changed you might wanna retake that poll in the Zodiac thread I made a couple months ago.
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