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Re: 13 signs?
« Reply #30 on: January 18, 2011, 05:56:02 PM »

I'm a Ricky Gervais, but I've found that I'm more like Half A Taco.
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Re: 13 signs?
« Reply #31 on: January 18, 2011, 09:27:30 PM »

I'm more like Half A Taco.

Don't listen to what people say, you're a whole taco to us here!
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Re: 13 signs?
« Reply #32 on: January 18, 2011, 11:54:25 PM »

Nah, I would rather not be a White Guy with Cornrows. I prefer this, wherein I am a UNICYCLE!!!


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Re: 13 signs?
« Reply #33 on: January 19, 2011, 12:35:03 AM »

Hum, I like being on the cusp of Spork.
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Re: 13 signs?
« Reply #34 on: January 19, 2011, 03:09:57 AM »

OH.EM.GEE. I am a Loafer, but I'm cusp with a LLAMA! A GODDAMN FREAKING LLAMA...
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Re: 13 signs?
« Reply #35 on: January 19, 2011, 08:24:54 AM »

Now I know my real sign. I AM MURDER!!! :violent5:
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Re: 13 signs?
« Reply #36 on: January 19, 2011, 09:14:45 AM »

Now I know my real sign. I AM MURDER!!! :violent5:

Not surprising. I knew you were Murder from the minute you walked in here... :rimshot:
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Re: 13 signs?
« Reply #37 on: January 19, 2011, 12:19:08 PM »

I'm a spork, and a hand turkey. Slightly disappointed about the hand turkey, as I cam so close to being a totally cool bat.
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Re: 13 signs?
« Reply #38 on: January 19, 2011, 08:02:16 PM »

Damn.  I'm a Truman.

Which is bullshit, because I'm more of a Falseman.
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Re: 13 signs?
« Reply #39 on: January 19, 2011, 08:31:33 PM »

I'm a fucking coaster.
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Re: 13 signs?
« Reply #40 on: January 24, 2011, 05:59:55 AM »

Fuck i thought i was an Ottoman at least because of being Turkish and now i learn i'm a loafer. The question is, loafer with its literal or connotative meaning?  :D

I feel closer to a bunny :bunny:

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Re: 13 signs?
« Reply #41 on: January 24, 2011, 01:22:36 PM »

i am year of dog.
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Re: 13 signs?
« Reply #42 on: January 24, 2011, 02:22:18 PM »

I am snake. Mine is surprisngly accurate.
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Re: 13 signs?
« Reply #43 on: January 24, 2011, 03:41:09 PM »

Hand Turkey, Spork, and Horse.  The Horse description doesn't match at all, so one of the other two must be the real astrology.

Also The Onion's horoscopes are not happy about the changes.
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Re: 13 signs?
« Reply #44 on: January 30, 2011, 07:18:32 PM »

I am a snake and it works except for the money bit.  :-\
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