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You should totally barf on all their dicks. I will help.
I'm more like Half A Taco.
^I'm pretty sure if I'm turning into a horse to fuck a stranger off the internet, vodka will play its part...
Lighting cigarettes with you
Also, oh my God I could eat your family pets right now. GNNFFGH!!
Now I know my real sign. I AM MURDER!!!
I mean really, my sins are my own - i don't wnat some cunt to swoop in and wipe the slate clean. it is my fucking slate. fuck offf.
Tricorns are fuckbanana awesome.
Sean, mahal kita <3
Fo' shizzle, ma Bizzle.
I mean, we're losers with bandwidth. #LOFNOTC
facebook is like the worst book I've ever read. the characters do not evolve one bit and the plot is going nowhere.
Congratulations, you tiny badass!
Everything you said looks like real words to me.