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« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2007, 05:57:10 PM »

Everything is relative. I consider her genuine and frank. That is considered bitchy by some. But yes... Ataraxia is Tara and Tara is Ataraxia. I couldn't be happier.

Richer? Yes, but not happier.
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« Reply #16 on: July 21, 2007, 06:20:44 PM »

Everything is relative. I consider her genuine and frank. That is considered bitchy by some. But yes... Ataraxia is Tara and Tara is Ataraxia. I couldn't be happier.

Richer? Yes, but not happier.

i wasn't talking about you you, or tara tara, but the two of you together

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« Reply #17 on: July 21, 2007, 08:52:00 PM »

if you really think about it, Tara just wanted people to use their brains more efficiently
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« Reply #18 on: July 22, 2007, 04:26:16 AM »

ISO - Marxist

must work in a government position. must love candle-lit effigies on a star-less night, and burning Plato on the beachside. must be in good shape, but have a beer belly, so i know you're too lazy to join a clandestine movement. having money is not required, but since i dislike eating cold campbells from the can, is a plus. must be full of ethical dichotomies, but still stick to his Christian roots. will be someone who signs internet petitions to impeach Cheney and Bush.

being a flamboyant homosexual, and supporter of LaRouche overrides everything above. must not be able to distinguish fake orgasms from real orgasms. having actually read the complete works of Marx is not required, since most Christians have not read the complete works of God.
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« Reply #19 on: July 22, 2007, 07:54:01 AM »

...the complete works of God.

you made me laugh
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Re: Personal Ads
« Reply #20 on: July 22, 2007, 09:02:29 AM »

 

...the complete works of God.

which include:

you
me
all the boxers
life
the multi-verse
& everything

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« Reply #21 on: July 22, 2007, 11:45:08 AM »

Tara was the bitch of the old forum and is the queen of my universe.. and I think she's going to slap Rob if she meets him now.

It was meant as a compliment...

Len and tara are equally encouraging and helpful.

Do I still get slapped.....
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« Reply #22 on: July 23, 2007, 12:57:46 AM »

ISO - Marxist

must work in a government position. must love candle-lit effigies on a star-less night, and burning Plato on the beachside. must be in good shape, but have a beer belly, so i know you're too lazy to join a clandestine movement. having money is not required, but since i dislike eating cold campbells from the can, is a plus. must be full of ethical dichotomies, but still stick to his Christian roots. will be someone who signs internet petitions to impeach Cheney and Bush.

being a flamboyant homosexual, and supporter of LaRouche overrides everything above. must not be able to distinguish fake orgasms from real orgasms. having actually read the complete works of Marx is not required, since most Christians have not read the complete works of God.

Nice. See... I'd actually read the personals for entertainment if this is how they read.
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« Reply #23 on: July 23, 2007, 01:01:13 AM »

~mewls~

i'm just waiting for the day when i see a personal ad like that. maybe i will start actually posting personal ads like that on Craigslist. oh my. ~giggly~
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« Reply #24 on: July 23, 2007, 01:26:30 AM »

ISO - Freak.

you must like playing the piano badly at three AM, so loud that it wakes the neighbors. you must enjoy waking up late on a saturday, and getting on the wrong bus just for the hell of it, because the day is already shot, and you're wondering where the fuck it goes. you must like walking the strip on Sunday mornings, listening to the life story of the sweet greek orthodox lady who sold you some mitzithra bread, or taking a detour into that new little shop that has some mortadella hanging in the window. You must like antiquing. You must have a garden. You must like trashy television.
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« Reply #25 on: July 23, 2007, 01:30:55 AM »

life
the multi-verse
& everything

42 + Discworld? or 42 + the serious theory of multi-verse?
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« Reply #26 on: July 23, 2007, 01:59:21 AM »

mind the double post...

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« Reply #27 on: July 23, 2007, 02:22:42 AM »

ISO - Ninja

must like long walks in silence, since ninjas make so little sound it's not even part of their vocabulary. what is sound, anyway? must have a birthday in the month of Ninjuary. must have fought an ink-spewing octopus with 16 legs just for your morning warm up, with nothing more than two pieces of dried seaweed and your mind...under water...while breathing heavily. must be completely incognito while wearing neon green spandex, at high noon, in the middle of an empty parking lot, right before a Victoria Secret Half-Yearly sale.

must be able to do the macarena, while defeating the samurai who killed you brother, with a katana, two daggers, shurikens, and a bloated, virgin mother only one month after the birth of her first child. must also be able to chop off pirate's heads, with your ultimate power, and not even care.
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« Reply #28 on: July 23, 2007, 07:25:21 PM »

swm looking for woman who will not offend my mother. must be there for me and NO GAMES... or baggage. Must not be bothered by Fridays and Saturdays out with the boys- after all, it's a great time to get to know my mother.
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« Reply #29 on: July 23, 2007, 07:41:36 PM »

swm looking for woman who will not offend my mother. must be there for me and NO GAMES... or baggage. Must not be bothered by Fridays and Saturdays out with the boys- after all, it's a great time to get to know my mother.

A bit Norman Bates for my liking.....
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