ISO - Ninja
must like long walks in silence, since ninjas make so little sound it's not even part of their vocabulary. what is sound, anyway? must have a birthday in the month of Ninjuary. must have fought an ink-spewing octopus with 16 legs just for your morning warm up, with nothing more than two pieces of dried seaweed and your mind...under water...while breathing heavily. must be completely incognito while wearing neon green spandex, at high noon, in the middle of an empty parking lot, right before a Victoria Secret Half-Yearly sale.
must be able to do the macarena, while defeating the samurai who killed you brother, with a katana, two daggers, shurikens, and a bloated, virgin mother only one month after the birth of her first child. must also be able to chop off pirate's heads, with your ultimate power, and not even care.