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[tw2113]

or brodie bruce

[Energist]

ISO - Freak.

you must like playing the piano badly at three AM, so loud that it wakes the neighbors. you must enjoy waking up late on a saturday, and getting on the wrong bus just for the hell of it, because the day is already shot, and you're wondering where the fuck it goes. you must like walking the strip on Sunday mornings, listening to the life story of the sweet greek orthodox lady who sold you some mitzithra bread, or taking a detour into that new little shop that has some mortadella hanging in the window. You must like antiquing. You must have a garden. You must like trashy television.
THE FINE PRINT: 18-25 only, penis required, no refunds.

Can I apply? XD (I feel like I should be some crazy shut-in with like a million cats and a ratty sweater for saying that, but hey, why not XD) 

[$ethie]

ISO - Freak.

you must like playing the piano badly at three AM, so loud that it wakes the neighbors. you must enjoy waking up late on a saturday, and getting on the wrong bus just for the hell of it, because the day is already shot, and you're wondering where the fuck it goes. you must like walking the strip on Sunday mornings, listening to the life story of the sweet greek orthodox lady who sold you some mitzithra bread, or taking a detour into that new little shop that has some mortadella hanging in the window. You must like antiquing. You must have a garden. You must like trashy television.
THE FINE PRINT: 18-25 only, penis required, no refunds.

Can I apply? XD (I feel like I should be some crazy shut-in with like a million cats and a ratty sweater for saying that, but hey, why not XD) 

tons of cats and a ratty sweater helps.

extra points if you've been wearing the ratty sweater for more than two days, and it's covered in cat fur and garden soil.

 

[Energist]

ISO - Freak.

you must like playing the piano badly at three AM, so loud that it wakes the neighbors. you must enjoy waking up late on a saturday, and getting on the wrong bus just for the hell of it, because the day is already shot, and you're wondering where the fuck it goes. you must like walking the strip on Sunday mornings, listening to the life story of the sweet greek orthodox lady who sold you some mitzithra bread, or taking a detour into that new little shop that has some mortadella hanging in the window. You must like antiquing. You must have a garden. You must like trashy television.
THE FINE PRINT: 18-25 only, penis required, no refunds.

Can I apply? XD (I feel like I should be some crazy shut-in with like a million cats and a ratty sweater for saying that, but hey, why not XD) 

tons of cats and a ratty sweater helps.

extra points if you've been wearing the ratty sweater for more than two days, and it's covered in cat fur and garden soil.

 

It's also got paint and smudged sculpey in it! *enthusiasm*

[$ethie]

ISO - Freak.

you must like playing the piano badly at three AM, so loud that it wakes the neighbors. you must enjoy waking up late on a saturday, and getting on the wrong bus just for the hell of it, because the day is already shot, and you're wondering where the fuck it goes. you must like walking the strip on Sunday mornings, listening to the life story of the sweet greek orthodox lady who sold you some mitzithra bread, or taking a detour into that new little shop that has some mortadella hanging in the window. You must like antiquing. You must have a garden. You must like trashy television.
THE FINE PRINT: 18-25 only, penis required, no refunds.

Can I apply? XD (I feel like I should be some crazy shut-in with like a million cats and a ratty sweater for saying that, but hey, why not XD) 

tons of cats and a ratty sweater helps.

extra points if you've been wearing the ratty sweater for more than two days, and it's covered in cat fur and garden soil.

 

It's also got paint and smudged sculpey in it! *enthusiasm*

that's hot.

oh shit, I owe paris hilton a dollar...

[Energist]

ISO - Freak.

you must like playing the piano badly at three AM, so loud that it wakes the neighbors. you must enjoy waking up late on a saturday, and getting on the wrong bus just for the hell of it, because the day is already shot, and you're wondering where the fuck it goes. you must like walking the strip on Sunday mornings, listening to the life story of the sweet greek orthodox lady who sold you some mitzithra bread, or taking a detour into that new little shop that has some mortadella hanging in the window. You must like antiquing. You must have a garden. You must like trashy television.
THE FINE PRINT: 18-25 only, penis required, no refunds.

Can I apply? XD (I feel like I should be some crazy shut-in with like a million cats and a ratty sweater for saying that, but hey, why not XD) 

tons of cats and a ratty sweater helps.

extra points if you've been wearing the ratty sweater for more than two days, and it's covered in cat fur and garden soil.

 

It's also got paint and smudged sculpey in it! *enthusiasm*

that's hot.

oh shit, I owe paris hilton a dollar...

Just make sure you use tongs to give it to her, you don't wanna catch any of those who knows how many std's she has XD

[$ethie]

ISO - Freak.

you must like playing the piano badly at three AM, so loud that it wakes the neighbors. you must enjoy waking up late on a saturday, and getting on the wrong bus just for the hell of it, because the day is already shot, and you're wondering where the fuck it goes. you must like walking the strip on Sunday mornings, listening to the life story of the sweet greek orthodox lady who sold you some mitzithra bread, or taking a detour into that new little shop that has some mortadella hanging in the window. You must like antiquing. You must have a garden. You must like trashy television.
THE FINE PRINT: 18-25 only, penis required, no refunds.

Can I apply? XD (I feel like I should be some crazy shut-in with like a million cats and a ratty sweater for saying that, but hey, why not XD) 

tons of cats and a ratty sweater helps.

extra points if you've been wearing the ratty sweater for more than two days, and it's covered in cat fur and garden soil.

 

It's also got paint and smudged sculpey in it! *enthusiasm*

that's hot.

oh shit, I owe paris hilton a dollar...

Just make sure you use tongs to give it to her, you don't wanna catch any of those who knows how many std's she has XD

true. She has stds on her stds. 

[Energist]

ISO - Freak.

you must like playing the piano badly at three AM, so loud that it wakes the neighbors. you must enjoy waking up late on a saturday, and getting on the wrong bus just for the hell of it, because the day is already shot, and you're wondering where the fuck it goes. you must like walking the strip on Sunday mornings, listening to the life story of the sweet greek orthodox lady who sold you some mitzithra bread, or taking a detour into that new little shop that has some mortadella hanging in the window. You must like antiquing. You must have a garden. You must like trashy television.
THE FINE PRINT: 18-25 only, penis required, no refunds.

Can I apply? XD (I feel like I should be some crazy shut-in with like a million cats and a ratty sweater for saying that, but hey, why not XD) 

tons of cats and a ratty sweater helps.

extra points if you've been wearing the ratty sweater for more than two days, and it's covered in cat fur and garden soil.

 

It's also got paint and smudged sculpey in it! *enthusiasm*

that's hot.

oh shit, I owe paris hilton a dollar...

Just make sure you use tongs to give it to her, you don't wanna catch any of those who knows how many std's she has XD

true. She has stds on her stds. 

Syphilis on her Herpes XD

[such a classic girl]

get a room, you two.

[Energist]

get a room, you two.

Because nothing says romance like talking about herpes! XD

[caddy]

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