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fortunes from chinese fortune cookies
« on: November 17, 2007, 03:12:34 PM »

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please add others you like to share

just gotten at a chinese restaurant
lunch with some friends

though some on the box would find it ________ ?
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Re: fortunes from chinese fortune cookies
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2007, 02:27:14 AM »

I just cracked an empty fortune cookie about 20 minutes ago. :'(

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Re: fortunes from chinese fortune cookies
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2007, 11:37:10 AM »

I win:

"SSOORRRRYY... DDUUPPLLEEXX SSWWIITTCCHH OONN"



My only conceivable explanation is that the fortune-typing machine has a "duplex switch" that automatically doubles every letter typed/printed. And for some reason it got stuck when the dude was typing fortunes and he had a quota to meet, so he just apologized and tried to explain himself to me in advance.

I wish a dog hadnt eaten that fortune.
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Re: fortunes from chinese fortune cookies
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2007, 02:04:42 PM »

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just gotten at a chinese restaurant
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though some on the box would find it ________ ?

 :2funny: haha, at least you can laugh about it, Len!
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Re: fortunes from chinese fortune cookies
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2007, 12:49:57 AM »

one of my best friends owns a chinese restraunt, she just brought me food last night and my friends fourtune read: You have a fine appreciation for and intrest in Chinese food.

hmm..
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Re: fortunes from chinese fortune cookies
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2007, 05:41:22 AM »

the best game to play with fortune cookies is to add the words "in Bed" to the end of each of the messages. My friends and i recently played this. my friend got:
You are progressing quickly In bed
there was another one that was about a man and a pig, but i can't remember exactly what it was... funny though
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Re: fortunes from chinese fortune cookies
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2007, 10:40:49 AM »

"Sorry... duplex switch on in bed"

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Re: fortunes from chinese fortune cookies
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2007, 10:28:13 AM »

I actually collect these...

I put them in a little tiny takeout box :)

This is me pulling a random one out of the box...

"You long to see the Great Pyramids in Egypt"
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Re: fortunes from chinese fortune cookies
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2007, 09:04:41 AM »

    "One day you will master the Tuba." >>sorry. a joke.

but for real, i have received twice: "You long to see the Ancient Pyramids in Egypt"

isn't that odd?


that is a rather odd one since most of them give out personality traits or tidings of good will...
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Re: fortunes from chinese fortune cookies
« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2007, 11:44:41 AM »

you will have success in everything you do on the eighth of next month

so if i tried to fly.....
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Re: fortunes from chinese fortune cookies
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2007, 06:57:11 PM »

    "One day you will master the Tuba." >>sorry. a joke.

but for real, i have received twice: "You long to see the Ancient Pyramids in Egypt"

isn't that odd?


that is a rather odd one since most of them give out personality traits or tidings of good will...

yes. yes it is.
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Re: fortunes from chinese fortune cookies
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2007, 09:22:53 AM »

i always add "in bed" to the end of my fortunes... it can be mighty funny sometimes.

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Re: fortunes from chinese fortune cookies
« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2007, 09:30:23 AM »

i dont think the pyramids could fit in a bed
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Re: fortunes from chinese fortune cookies
« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2007, 01:21:13 PM »

i dont think the pyramids could fit in a bed

Perhaps very small pyramids.
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Re: fortunes from chinese fortune cookies
« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2007, 03:24:29 AM »

ah now thats hot
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