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Re: fortunes from chinese fortune cookies
« Reply #45 on: April 06, 2008, 01:21:19 PM »

"FREE TIBET!"

that one was weird.

Thats kind of cool actually.
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Re: fortunes from chinese fortune cookies
« Reply #46 on: April 06, 2008, 05:04:52 PM »

My mother recently got one that said "You will start a charitable organisation." She has stuck on the fridge and laughs at it daily.
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Re: fortunes from chinese fortune cookies
« Reply #47 on: April 06, 2008, 05:50:00 PM »

My latest one simply said, "Jesus!"


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Re: fortunes from chinese fortune cookies
« Reply #48 on: April 07, 2008, 05:14:44 AM »

just be glad noone here got a magical fortune cookie that caused them to switch bodies with their mother...
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Re: fortunes from chinese fortune cookies
« Reply #49 on: April 07, 2008, 11:15:35 AM »

just be glad noone here got a magical fortune cookie that caused them to switch bodies with their mother...

That happened to me once but it was an old man who liked it in the ass from horses. It was the worst month of my life.
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Re: fortunes from chinese fortune cookies
« Reply #50 on: April 07, 2008, 06:14:25 PM »


That happened to me once but it was an old man who liked it in the ass from horses. It was the worst month of my life.

You as well!! I thought I was the only one  >:D
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Re: fortunes from chinese fortune cookies
« Reply #51 on: April 07, 2008, 08:36:03 PM »

you mean both swapped with me!!??

i mean someone whose totally not me!!
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Re: fortunes from chinese fortune cookies
« Reply #52 on: April 10, 2008, 04:33:00 PM »

once i got one that had a learn chinese thing on the back that said "still single" and then one the next time that said "just married".
that was mildly entertaining.

i would like to start a fortune company that has fortunes that say for example, "you will live, do stuff, and then you'll die."
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Re: fortunes from chinese fortune cookies
« Reply #53 on: April 12, 2008, 12:12:30 PM »

"You find beauty in ordinary things
 Do not lose this ability'
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Re: fortunes from chinese fortune cookies
« Reply #54 on: April 14, 2008, 08:29:54 PM »

Gee, what about Magic Hat beer caps?

Admittedly, "Home of the Twin Lobster" makes no sense to me, but how about:

"You Have The Power To Rule The Hour"...   Sounds promising, no?
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Re: fortunes from chinese fortune cookies
« Reply #55 on: April 14, 2008, 08:35:55 PM »



"You Have The Power To Rule The Hour"...   Sounds promising, no?

It only works if you put your hands in the air, and wave them like you just dont care.

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Re: fortunes from chinese fortune cookies
« Reply #56 on: April 14, 2008, 08:37:44 PM »

PS, are there other kinds of fortune cookies besides the Chinese ones? Ive wondered since this thread was started.

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Re: fortunes from chinese fortune cookies
« Reply #57 on: April 15, 2008, 08:04:28 AM »

I once thought I might die as i was given two cookies and one was burnt and had the fortune " Remember the apple" and the other was empty, no fortune at all.

Now seriously...what does remember the apple mean?
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Re: fortunes from chinese fortune cookies
« Reply #58 on: April 15, 2008, 11:07:08 AM »

Well....
Maybe you're supposed to reconsider your purchase of a Windows-based PC...

...or perhaps you should contemplate the expulsion of Adam and Eve from Eden...

...or possibly you should take daily preventive steps to keep your physician away...

...or maybe it had something to do with your trip to New York (or you should take a trip to NYC).


Anyway, none of these sound particularly ominous, so don't worry.
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Re: fortunes from chinese fortune cookies
« Reply #59 on: April 15, 2008, 01:37:59 PM »

Thank you...That makes me feel much better. : )



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