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Re: fortunes from chinese fortune cookies
« Reply #60 on: April 18, 2008, 10:03:29 AM »

"We give you antidote. $3.95."

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Re: fortunes from chinese fortune cookies
« Reply #61 on: April 19, 2008, 02:28:49 PM »

I opened two one night, just for the hell of it. The first said, "Next time, take a leadership role." The next one said, "You will let someone else lead next time."

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Re: fortunes from chinese fortune cookies
« Reply #62 on: April 19, 2008, 08:14:07 PM »

"Carry on my wayward son, they'll be peace when you are are done...."


Honest to god. I nearly shat myself.
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Re: fortunes from chinese fortune cookies
« Reply #63 on: April 19, 2008, 09:21:50 PM »

"We give you antidote. $3.95."
Wow. I'm seriously jealous.
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Re: fortunes from chinese fortune cookies
« Reply #64 on: April 19, 2008, 10:56:36 PM »

PS, are there other kinds of fortune cookies besides the Chinese ones? Ive wondered since this thread was started.

i wondered too
it's why i titled the thread this way ...
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Re: fortunes from chinese fortune cookies
« Reply #65 on: April 25, 2008, 11:24:49 PM »

Seek out the significance of your problem at this time. Try to understand.

EH, how's that for ambiguous? School has fortune cookies once a week.
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Re: fortunes from chinese fortune cookies
« Reply #66 on: August 23, 2008, 01:38:44 AM »

*bump*

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Re: fortunes from chinese fortune cookies
« Reply #67 on: May 13, 2012, 06:28:26 PM »

today's fortune cookie is telling me, "If absolute can be defined, then absolute is not absolute anymore."

I had no idea Werner Heisenberg had gone into the fortune cookie biz...oh, and the lucky numbers are: 51, 13, 11, 28, 41, 25.

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Re: fortunes from chinese fortune cookies
« Reply #68 on: September 29, 2016, 05:52:50 PM »

"Cut through organizational impediments and get some real work done"

fuck I wanna hear that right after dinner?
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