I am the former Surgeon General of the Mongolian Secret Sevice. I am the manager of a rock band called Mortal Angst. The name sounds cheesy, but the members are all over eighty years old... so, ya know- that shit is legit. I am actually a time traveler. My era of origin is about six hundred years from now. I am here because I always wanted to be present for The Revolution of Consciousness. Y'all don't know what that is yet... but you will! This is so exciting.
It is everything I can do to refrain from sexual innuendo or blatant sexual references at any and during every given moment. This is a by-product of the psychlogical state precipitated by never having masturbated.
I have four pets. They are all dead, but I'm working on re-animation. One was alive when I caught it. The others- well, your guess is as good as mine.
I drink from city rivers. It never gets old.