Why hello, everyone. My name is Allyssa. I have no talent outside of occasional snarky commentary if I can muster the wit. I am really quite terrible at introductions, so I suppose this will have to do.
Hello Allyssa. Welcome to the shadowbox. That is a perfectly functional introduction, and quite filled with wit when considering that brevity is its soul.
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