Mine's going to be a white trash wedding, happening only because I'm pregnant and my parents are forcing me to marry the father. We will have the reception at our home in the trailer park and I will borrow a white top and some pants from a friend. It's going to be very classy and we will serve mini hamburgers and cookies for dessert.
that would have to be a white tube top, btw.
I wear nothing else.
But yeah, I was totally joking lol.
My actual wedding is just going to be a massive party. Fuck the vows, I want a pretty dress and a good time.
Also, Sarah knows me very well and Ag, my dad would very much appreciate the shotgun. His got taken after he shot that guy by accident.
mine's a quarter inch from being too short to be legal and has a pistol-grip and an attached bandolier thingie. also it has no sights on it, and is basically no use for anything but a life of crime, or home protection, as i use it. i think the last time i actually fired it was five or so years ago.
i'm actually going to be planning a commitment ceremony pretty soon here. suzy's daughter is not going to be happy till she sees us married with a freaking ceremony and party, because she's already got her own wedding out of her system and now wants to plan another. neither suzy nor i are the event-organizing sort, but, like, half my friends are, so pretty much all i will have to do is show up, repeat after someone, and sing the karaoke song i picked out a few months ago to sing at suzy at the reception. oh, and alert my backup dancers. i have four.
should be a magical event.