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Re: Your Wedding
« Reply #45 on: July 28, 2011, 01:30:24 AM »
that awful dirty dancing thing
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Re: Your Wedding
« Reply #46 on: July 28, 2011, 05:33:22 AM »
hmm, a cross between a voltaire video for the reception and an addams family gathering for the wedding.

might look a  bit like this at the alter tho :P
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Re: Your Wedding
« Reply #47 on: July 28, 2011, 05:40:29 AM »
My future bride and her attendants get ready for the big day......
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Re: Your Wedding
« Reply #48 on: July 28, 2011, 10:39:40 AM »
Quote from: CeeGBee on July 28, 2011, 01:27:03 AM
Quote from: Shock G on July 27, 2011, 12:52:28 PM
All I care about is people do the humpty dance en masse  :headbang:
What about the Electric Slide?  Pretty sure there are a couple other stoopid cliche
wedding dances.... at least one of which must be a country/wester line-dance....

the Hustle!

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Re: Your Wedding
« Reply #49 on: July 28, 2011, 11:50:25 AM »
Quote from: cletus thurston beauregard on July 28, 2011, 10:39:40 AM
Quote from: CeeGBee on July 28, 2011, 01:27:03 AM
Quote from: Shock G on July 27, 2011, 12:52:28 PM
All I care about is people do the humpty dance en masse  :headbang:
What about the Electric Slide?  Pretty sure there are a couple other stoopid cliche
wedding dances.... at least one of which must be a country/wester line-dance....

the Hustle!

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The macarena.
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Re: Your Wedding
« Reply #50 on: July 28, 2011, 12:18:52 PM »
I don't have it quite planned out, but that it will be an outdoors wedding, and since 5th grade I decided I would be barefoot.

It will most likely be colourful.
He will probably be wearing suspenders.
Fire breathers will probably be present.
Also hula hoops.
And maybe some acrobats.
http://pinterest.com/amaney/imaginary-wedding/
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Re: Your Wedding
« Reply #51 on: July 28, 2011, 12:42:11 PM »
i asked my girlfriend if she would prefer i wrestle a tiger, or a bear to prove my worthiness in the pre-ceremonial games (she is aware in my fantasy version of our wedding, there are greek game-type festivities and bread and circuses).  she said i could wrestle the boar after we dig it up. *






*she of course was referring to the practice of burying an unbutchered, but fully dressed hawg in the earth with a bed of hot coals as a means of facilitating amazing bbq, which actually is among the plans.  apologies to the vegetarians of varying intensity in the vicinity.


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Re: Your Wedding
« Reply #52 on: July 28, 2011, 12:46:18 PM »
go for a Klingon wedding!
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Re: Your Wedding
« Reply #53 on: July 28, 2011, 01:55:04 PM »
i dont look good with a lobster on my head, and suzy is allergic to shellfish.
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Re: Your Wedding
« Reply #54 on: July 28, 2011, 02:20:19 PM »
Quote from: Agonistes on July 28, 2011, 01:55:04 PM
i dont look good with a lobster on my head, and suzy is allergic to shellfish.
Oh. I better not wear my crab dress.
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Re: Your Wedding
« Reply #55 on: July 28, 2011, 06:06:05 PM »
Quote from: Shock G on July 28, 2011, 11:50:25 AM
Quote from: cletus thurston beauregard on July 28, 2011, 10:39:40 AM
Quote from: CeeGBee on July 28, 2011, 01:27:03 AM
Quote from: Shock G on July 27, 2011, 12:52:28 PM
All I care about is people do the humpty dance en masse  :headbang:
What about the Electric Slide?  Pretty sure there are a couple other stoopid cliche
wedding dances.... at least one of which must be a country/wester line-dance....

the Hustle!

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The macarena.
Ah yes (errr, no), that's the one I was trying (not) to think of...
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Re: Your Wedding
« Reply #56 on: July 28, 2011, 06:32:20 PM »
Quote from: Mockery on July 28, 2011, 02:20:19 PM
Quote from: Agonistes on July 28, 2011, 01:55:04 PM
i dont look good with a lobster on my head, and suzy is allergic to shellfish.
Oh. I better not wear my crab dress.
i don't think she would be allergic to a dress.
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Re: Your Wedding
« Reply #57 on: July 28, 2011, 08:47:49 PM »
Quote from: Agonistes on July 28, 2011, 06:32:20 PM
Quote from: Mockery on July 28, 2011, 02:20:19 PM
Quote from: Agonistes on July 28, 2011, 01:55:04 PM
i dont look good with a lobster on my head, and suzy is allergic to shellfish.
Oh. I better not wear my crab dress.
i don't think she would be allergic to a dress.

It's constructed from some rather unorthodox materials...
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Re: Your Wedding
« Reply #58 on: July 28, 2011, 08:53:34 PM »
Quote from: CirqueDuSanity on July 28, 2011, 08:47:49 PM
Quote from: Agonistes on July 28, 2011, 06:32:20 PM
Quote from: Mockery on July 28, 2011, 02:20:19 PM
Quote from: Agonistes on July 28, 2011, 01:55:04 PM
i dont look good with a lobster on my head, and suzy is allergic to shellfish.
Oh. I better not wear my crab dress.
i don't think she would be allergic to a dress.

It's constructed from some rather unorthodox materials...

i'd guess it must cause some trouble with seagulls.
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Re: Your Wedding
« Reply #59 on: July 28, 2011, 09:12:13 PM »
i now NEED a lobster car.
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