i asked my girlfriend if she would prefer i wrestle a tiger, or a bear to prove my worthiness in the pre-ceremonial games (she is aware in my fantasy version of our wedding, there are greek game-type festivities and bread and circuses). she said i could wrestle the boar after we dig it up. *
*she of course was referring to the practice of burying an unbutchered, but fully dressed hawg in the earth with a bed of hot coals as a means of facilitating amazing bbq, which actually is among the plans. apologies to the vegetarians of varying intensity in the vicinity.