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^I'm pretty sure if I'm turning into a horse to fuck a stranger off the internet, vodka will play its part...
Lighting cigarettes with you
the second one is not photoshop but an actual contact lense
I AM LACTATING WITH RAGE
You should totally barf on all their dicks. I will help.