Amanda's got a blog. If blogs could talk, it'd ask you to read it. It might even say "please."
^I'm pretty sure if I'm turning into a horse to fuck a stranger off the internet, vodka will play its part...
Lighting cigarettes with you
the second one is not photoshop but an actual contact lense
I AM LACTATING WITH RAGE
You should totally barf on all their dicks. I will help.